E15 - God-Entertaining Chapter, Part 4

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    I was once just like you.
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    Whatever do you mean?
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    Long ago, I never believed in miracles.
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    No matter how many
    worlds we lived through,
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    or how many blessings came upon us,
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    I realized there was nothing
    we could do to change our prescribed fate.
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    I expected nothing from the world!
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    Because expectations
    lead to disappointment!
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    I never believed in miracles,
    because they would never happen!
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    But still, I learned!
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    From Keiichi, from Rena, from Mion,
    from Shion, and from Satoko, too!
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    Miracles don't happen on their own--
    you have to make them happen!
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    I tire of this.
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    I tire of this charade.
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    You are so terribly boring.
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    Do it.
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    Erase me from your world.
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    You'll make much fancier friends
    at St. Lucia Academy.
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    That doesn't sound bad.
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    But you'll realize something
    after you kill me.
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    You'll know you were
    happiest here in Hinamizawa.
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    That I was the one who cared
    about you more than anyone!
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    I already know that! You think I didn't?!
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    I know you care about me more than anyone!
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    I care about you more than anyone!
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    It's been that way for years!
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    How the hell would I not know that?!
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    You want me to erase you from my world?
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    I'll never do that! I never could!
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    So I'll punch you instead!
    As hard as I can!
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    Until your face swells up!
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    I'll beat those math drills
    into your head...
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    ...until you can solve every last problem!
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    No, no, no, no, no!
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    I don't want to!
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    I don't want to study!
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    I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
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    I don't even want to
    think about it, or look at it!
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    I just want to play and have fun!
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    I just want to be with you, Rika!
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    You little brat! Stop being
    so goddamn selfish already!
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    What?! Says you! Stop forcing me
    to go along with your dream!
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    You're so stupid, Satoko!
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    You don't know anything, Rika!
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    Hmm? What are you doing?
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    A miracle will never side with you.
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    I asked what you are doing.
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    If we fall into the pit of despair
    a hundred times,
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    then we climb up two hundred times.
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    If we're pulled into the whirlpool
    of tragedy a thousand times,
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    then we fight back two thousand times!
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    Because a miracle
    will always side with us!
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    Rika and I are going to destroy our fate!
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    We're going to make our miracle happen!
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    Do you know how many endless days
    have brought us to this moment?!
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    Rika and I...
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    ...and Keiichi, and Rena...
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    ...and Mion, and Shion...
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    ...and everyone in Hinamizawa...
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    ...even Satoko...
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    ...are stronger than you think!
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    How very interesting, my darling failure!
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    You deserve a reward
    for such fine performance!
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    Strike true, Onigari-no-Ryuuou!
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    Devour her sins, one and all!
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    Impudent worm!
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    You swore to me that
    if I showed you a miracle,
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    you would leave this world,
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    forever!
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    Very well.
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    Failure as you are, you did
    miraculously strike back at me...
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    You should follow my dream instead, Rika!
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    Live here in Hinamizawa with me forever!
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    No, I'm not giving up on my dream!
    You're coming with me to St. Lucia!
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    Well, I'm not giving up on mine, either!
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    I'm living with you in Hinamizawa!
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    Satoko! I just want
    to be with you forever!
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    Rika! I just want to be with you forever!
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    I want to go to St. Lucia with you!
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    I don't want to go!
    I don't want to let you go!
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    Satoko!
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    Rika!
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    Hey, Satoko?
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    Yes?
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    I'm sorry for leaving you
    all on your lonesome.
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    From here on out, I'll keep
    my eyes on you. I'll help you study.
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    Thank you, Rika.
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    I've lost count of the years,
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    but it seems they were
    worth it in the end.
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    I'm sorry. I'm too stupid.
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    No matter how hard you try to make me,
    I'll never study that hard again.
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    I figured.
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    How many years did I
    make you study for that exam?
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    I can't remember.
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    Think of the biggest number you can,
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    then multiply it by three.
    That's how many.
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    It's easy for looping lives
    to develop "allergies."
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    In the end, just looking at the problem
    makes you break out in hives.
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    I thought if I kept studying,
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    then I'd get to stay
    with you in the same class.
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    That was the whole reason
    I worked so hard for so long.
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    If you gave it that much effort,
    and still had terrible grades,
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    then maybe you really
    aren't cut out for schoolwork.
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    It took you this long to realize that?
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    Hey, there they are!
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    Keiichi-kun! We found them!
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    They're over here!
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    What the heck are they doing over here?
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    Whoa, Rika-chan?! And you too, Satoko!
    What happened to your clothes?!
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    Whoa, your faces are all beat up!
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    Oh, yikes! I think we might have
    bandages in the car!
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    I'm fine. Rika's weak punches barely hurt.
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    Though I'm pretty sure
    they did make you cry.
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    My, you should see your own eyes, Rika.
    They're so very red.
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    Okay, that's enough!
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    What the heck made you guys
    break into a full-on fist fight?
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    I'm glad we came to get you guys.
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    So, what were you fighting about?
    Let this old fart help.
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    C'mon, you can tell me!
    Aren't we friends?!
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    Mii-chan, I'm sure
    they've already talked it over.
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    So the reason they started fighting
    isn't important anymore.
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    You're too good at this, Rena.
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    You guys okay?
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    I wouldn't say okay.
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    I'd say our friendship
    has thoroughly ended.
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    That's what I was going to say.
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    You know something?
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    No one has to do everything together
    until the end--not even twins.
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    Even if they'll never forget
    the wonderful time they spent together...
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    ...they don't have
    to always stay together.
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    Even twins can grow apart. Family, too.
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    That doesn't mean
    your relationship is over.
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    Can I add something to that,
    Satoko, Rika-chan?
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    You know what I think a friend is?
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    Even if you're not with someone,
    or don't want to see someone again,
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    when you see them down the line,
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    you both know you'll always have
    that relationship with them.
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    That's what it means
    to be friends with someone.
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    The word "friendship"
    doesn't shackle you to someone.
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    If you think you always have to be
    with someone to be their friend,
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    then I think you've got
    the wrong idea about friendship.
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    "Hinamizawa"
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    Morning, Keiichi-kun!
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    Why are you always here so early?
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    You can sleep in every now and then...
    actually, maybe not.
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    I totally can't! Not today!
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    Morning, guys! Glad you're not late!
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    We couldn't be late! If we missed out
    on today's big event, I'd be so upset!
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    Yeah! After all, today's the day
    when our dear friend
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    sets off on her big adventure!
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    "Sunday, March 29th"
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    "Shinkansen Track 16"
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    Give it everything you've got, Rika-chan.
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    And don't forget that
    Hinamizawa school club spirit!
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    You can do anything you set
    your mind to, I know it, Rika-chan!
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    You've got endorsements from the first
    and second club presidents, after all!
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    Mm-hmm!
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    You look so kyute in your
    St. Lucia uniform! I wanna take you home!
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    But then I couldn't take the train.
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    Thank you for riding the Shinkansen.
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    The 12:52 Hikari for Tokyo
    is arriving on track number 15.
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    Please stand behind the yellow line.
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    Right, well, I'm off.
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    How are you just getting here, Satoko?!
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    She'll be back in three years.
    If she doesn't get held back, of course!
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    Wait, hold on! I haven't passed on
    Shion's message yet!
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    --C'mon.
    --Let them talk!
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    --All right, let's go, Mion.
    --Let's go, Mii-chan!
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    So this is goodbye.
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    Do enjoy life all on your lonesome.
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    Unfortunately, I recall you telling me
    I'll make many lovely friends there.
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    You will. So many fancy friends
    who will be perfectly suited for you.
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    Still, you won't be there, Satoko.
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    True. And you won't be here, Rika.
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    We're the only looping lives
    in this entire universe.
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    And because our lives are eternal,
    sometimes we need to be apart.
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    So we don't grow sick of one another.
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    To strengthen our bonds of friendship.
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    But if I don't see you for a while,
    I'll come looking for you.
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    If you come after me, I'll run away.
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    If you stop coming after me,
    you'll find me.
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    If you go north, I'll go south.
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    If you go east, I'll go west.
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    We'll see each other again someday.
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    Sooner than we think.
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    --When they cry--whoever they are.
    --When they cry--whoever they are.
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    Oh?
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    Have a good year, everyone!
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    "Gogura Airport"
[19:54] ---
    "Irie Clinic"
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    You came back!
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    Where am I...?
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    Where's Satoko?
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    Hey, Satoko!
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    Check this out! I got this
    awesome meat at a super low price!
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    Why so much?
[21:05] ---
    Well, I also got a bunch of veggies
    that were on sale,
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    so I figured we could have ourselves
    a sukiyaki party tonight!
[21:15] ---
    I'm not quite in the mood for a party.
[21:17] ---
    Heyo! It's your Nee-Nee!
[21:20] ---
    Whoa, Shion-san!
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    I wish I could've seen
    little miss Rika off!
[21:26] ---
    I can't believe Uncle Yoshiro
    made me work!
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    Hey there, Uncle Teppei!
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    Goodness, you're not going to eat
    all that by yourselves, are you?
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    You're more than welcome to join us!
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    This simply isn't for me.
[21:43] ---
    It's about time for me
    to come after you, Rika.
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    Very well, Satoko Hojo.
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    I'll return yourself to you.
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    What's up?
[22:14] ---
    Are you feeling okay?
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    I'm right as rain!
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    A sukiyaki party sounds lovely!
[22:29] ---
    Watch out, or I'll steal all the yummy
    bits out from underneath you!
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    Sure, but I bought enough
    to counter that plan of yours!
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    My, you're quite good at this too, Uncle!
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    You've trained me well, Satoko!
    I'm a supermarket shopper extraordinaire!
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    This is still so much food. Why don't we
    invite Kei-chan and Rena-san, too?
[22:53] ---
    Oh, I can call my sister, too!
[22:58] ---
    Well, speak of the devil...
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    Keiichi-san! Rena-san! Mion-san!