# E15 - God-Entertaining Chapter, Part 4
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXWKQ4/god-entertaining-chapter-part-4)
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I was once just like you.
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Whatever do you mean?
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Long ago, I never believed in miracles.
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No matter how many
worlds we lived through,
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or how many blessings came upon us,
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I realized there was nothing
we could do to change our prescribed fate.
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I expected nothing from the world!
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Because expectations
lead to disappointment!
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I never believed in miracles,
because they would never happen!
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But still, I learned!
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From Keiichi, from Rena, from Mion,
from Shion, and from Satoko, too!
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Miracles don't happen on their own--
you have to *make* them happen!
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I tire of this.
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I tire of this charade.
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You are so terribly boring.
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Do it.
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Erase me from your world.
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You'll make much fancier friends
at St. Lucia Academy.
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That doesn't sound bad.
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But you'll realize something
after you kill me.
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You'll know you were
happiest here in Hinamizawa.
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That I was the one who cared
about you more than anyone!
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I already know that! You think I didn't?!
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I *know* you care about me more than anyone!
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I care about *you* more than anyone!
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It's been that way for *years*!
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How the hell would I not know that?!
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You want me to erase you from my world?
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I'll never do that! I never *could*!
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So I'll punch you instead!
As hard as I can!
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Until your face swells up!
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I'll beat those math drills
into your head...
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...until you can solve every last problem!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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I don't want to!
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I don't want to study!
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I hate it, I hate it, I *hate it*!
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I don't even want to
*think* about it, or *look* at it!
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I just want to play and have fun!
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I just want to be with you, Rika!
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You little brat! Stop being
so goddamn selfish already!
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What?! Says you! Stop forcing me
to go along with *your* dream!
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You're so stupid, Satoko!
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You don't know anything, Rika!
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Hmm? What are you doing?
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A miracle will never side with you.
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I asked what you are doing.
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If we fall into the pit of despair
a hundred times,
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then we climb up two hundred times.
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If we're pulled into the whirlpool
of tragedy a thousand times,
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then we fight back two thousand times!
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Because a miracle
will *always* side with us!
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Rika and I are going to destroy our fate!
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We're going to make our miracle happen!
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Do you know how many endless days
have brought us to this moment?!
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Rika and I...
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...and Keiichi, and Rena...
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...and Mion, and Shion...
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...and *everyone* in Hinamizawa...
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...even Satoko...
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...are stronger than you think!
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How very interesting, my darling failure!
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You deserve a reward
for such fine performance!
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Strike true, Onigari-no-Ryuuou!
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Devour her sins, one and all!
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Impudent worm!
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You swore to me that
if I showed you a miracle,
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you would leave this world,
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forever!
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Very well.
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Failure as you are, you *did*
miraculously strike back at me...
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You should follow *my* dream instead, Rika!
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Live here in Hinamizawa with me forever!
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No, I'm not giving up on my dream!
You're coming with me to St. Lucia!
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Well, I'm not giving up on mine, either!
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I'm living with you in Hinamizawa!
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Satoko! I just want
to be with you forever!
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Rika! I just want to be with you forever!
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I want to go to St. Lucia with you!
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I don't want to go!
I don't want to let you go!
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Satoko!
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Rika!
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Hey, Satoko?
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Yes?
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I'm sorry for leaving you
all on your lonesome.
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From here on out, I'll keep
my eyes on you. I'll help you study.
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Thank you, Rika.
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I've lost count of the years,
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but it seems they were
worth it in the end.
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I'm sorry. I'm too stupid.
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No matter how hard you try to make me,
I'll never study that hard again.
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I figured.
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How many years did I
make you study for that exam?
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I can't remember.
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Think of the biggest number you can,
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then multiply it by three.
That's how many.
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It's easy for looping lives
to develop "allergies."
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In the end, just looking at the problem
makes you break out in hives.
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I thought if I kept studying,
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then I'd get to stay
with you in the same class.
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That was the whole reason
I worked so hard for so long.
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If you gave it that much effort,
and still had terrible grades,
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then maybe you really
*aren't* cut out for schoolwork.
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It took you this long to realize that?
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Hey, there they are!
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Keiichi-*kun*! We found them!
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They're over here!
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What the heck are they doing over here?
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Whoa, Rika-*chan*?! And you too, Satoko!
What happened to your clothes?!
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Whoa, your faces are all beat up!
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Oh, yikes! I think we might have
bandages in the car!
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I'm fine. Rika's weak punches barely hurt.
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Though I'm pretty sure
they *did* make you cry.
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My, you should see your own eyes, Rika.
They're so very red.
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Okay, that's enough!
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What the heck made you guys
break into a full-on fist fight?
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I'm glad we came to get you guys.
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So, what were you fighting about?
Let this old fart help.
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C'mon, you can tell me!
Aren't we friends?!
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Mii-*chan*, I'm sure
they've already talked it over.
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So the reason they started fighting
isn't important anymore.
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You're too good at this, Rena.
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You guys okay?
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I wouldn't say okay.
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I'd say our friendship
has thoroughly ended.
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That's what I was going to say.
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You know something?
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No one has to do everything together
until the end--not even twins.
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Even if they'll never forget
the wonderful time they spent together...
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...they don't *have*
to always stay together.
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Even twins can grow apart. Family, too.
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That doesn't mean
your relationship is over.
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Can I add something to that,
Satoko, Rika-*chan*?
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You know what I think a friend is?
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Even if you're not with someone,
or don't want to see someone again,
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when you see them down the line,
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you both know you'll always have
that relationship with them.
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That's what it means
to be friends with someone.
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The word "friendship"
doesn't shackle you to someone.
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If you think you always have to be
with someone to be their friend,
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then I think you've got
the wrong idea about friendship.
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"Hinamizawa"
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Morning, Keiichi-*kun*!
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Why are you always here so early?
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You can sleep in every now and then...
actually, maybe not.
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I totally can't! Not today!
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Morning, guys! Glad you're not late!
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We couldn't be late! If we missed out
on today's big event, I'd be so upset!
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Yeah! After all, today's the day
when our dear friend
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sets off on her big adventure!
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"Sunday, March 29th"
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"Shinkansen Track 16"
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Give it everything you've got, Rika-*chan*.
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And don't forget that
Hinamizawa school club spirit!
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You can do anything you set
your mind to, I know it, Rika-*chan*!
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You've got endorsements from the first
and second club presidents, after all!
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Mm-hmm!
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You look *so kyute* in your
St. Lucia uniform! I wanna take you home!
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But then I couldn't take the train.
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Thank you for riding the Shinkansen.
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The 12:52 Hikari for Tokyo
is arriving on track number 15.
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Please stand behind the yellow line.
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Right, well, I'm off.
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How are you *just* getting here, Satoko?!
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She'll be back in three years.
If she doesn't get held back, of course!
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Wait, hold on! I haven't passed on
Shion's message yet!
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--C'mon.
--Let them talk!
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--All right, let's go, Mion.
--Let's go, Mii-*chan*!
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So this is goodbye.
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Do enjoy life all on your lonesome.
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Unfortunately, I recall you telling me
I'll make many lovely friends there.
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You will. So many fancy friends
who will be perfectly suited for you.
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Still, you won't be there, Satoko.
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True. And you won't be here, Rika.
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We're the only looping lives
in this entire universe.
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And because our lives are eternal,
sometimes we need to be apart.
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So we don't grow sick of one another.
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To strengthen our bonds of friendship.
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But if I don't see you for a while,
I'll come looking for you.
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If you come after me, I'll run away.
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If you stop coming after me,
you'll find me.
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If you go north, I'll go south.
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If you go east, I'll go west.
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We'll see each other again someday.
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Sooner than we think.
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--When they cry--whoever *they* are.
--When they cry--whoever *they* are.
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Oh?
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Have a good year, everyone!
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"Gogura Airport"
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"Irie Clinic"
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You came back!
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Where am I...?
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Where's Satoko?
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Hey, Satoko!
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Check this out! I got this
awesome meat at a super low price!
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Why so much?
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Well, I also got a bunch of veggies
that were on sale,
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so I figured we could have ourselves
a *sukiyaki* party tonight!
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I'm not quite in the mood for a party.
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Heyo! It's your Nee-Nee!
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Whoa, Shion-*san*!
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I wish I could've seen
little miss Rika off!
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I can't believe Uncle Yoshiro
made me work!
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Hey there, Uncle Teppei!
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Goodness, you're not going to eat
all that by yourselves, are you?
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You're more than welcome to join us!
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This simply isn't for me.
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It's about time for me
to come after you, Rika.
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Very well, Satoko Hojo.
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I'll return yourself to you.
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What's up?
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Are you feeling okay?
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I'm right as rain!
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A *sukiyaki* party sounds lovely!
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Watch out, or I'll steal all the yummy
bits out from underneath you!
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Sure, but I bought enough
to counter that plan of yours!
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My, you're quite good at this too, Uncle!
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You've trained me well, Satoko!
I'm a supermarket shopper extraordinaire!
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This is still so much food. Why don't we
invite Kei-*chan* and Rena-*san*, too?
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Oh, I can call my sister, too!
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Well, speak of the devil...
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Keiichi-*san*! Rena-*san*! Mion-*san*!