8 - Teaching Them To Kill; Then To Die

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SIGN    What are you looking at?
SIGN    What can you see?
[00:18] Men
    Hey, girlie, are you waiting for someone?
[00:22] Men
    Come to think of it, I saw you here yesterday, too.
[00:26] Men
    Have you been here the whole time?
[00:28] Men
    Maybe she's a doll.
[00:30] Men
    Oh, she blinked!
[00:33] Men
    Whoa!
[00:33] Men
    She moved!
[00:40] Dazai
    Huh?
[00:41] Dazai
    What?
[00:42] Kyouka
    Found you.
[00:52] Dazai
    This isn't good...
[00:54] Dazai
    
[02:24] Kuni
    Dazai's gone missing?
[02:27] Naka
    He's not answering his phone,
[02:29] Naka
    and he hasn't returned to the dorm, either.
[02:30] Kuni
    He's just floating in some river again.
[02:33] Kenji
    Or he could be in prison this time.
[02:35] Rampo
    My guess would be that he went
    off somewhere with a woman.
[02:37] Naka
    But it's true that he's targeted by the Port Mafia.
[02:40] Naka
    It could be that...
[02:41] Kuni
    That man's ability to sense danger and stay alive approaches nightmarish proficiency.
[02:45] Kenji
    Just think about how he's as healthy as can be
[02:47] Kenji
    despite so many suicide attempts.
[02:49] Rampo
    I doubt the Mafia alone will
     be enough to get the better of him.
[02:53] Naka
    But...
[02:54] Tani
    I'll go look into it.
[02:57] Naka
    Are you all better now, Tanizaki-san?
[03:00] Tani
    Yes, thankfully.
[03:02] Naka
    I was really worried when it all happened.
[03:05] Naka
    I'm relieved you're okay.
[03:07] Tani
    I'm sorry I worried you.
[03:08] Kuni
    So you're finally recovered.
[03:10] Tani
    It's all thanks to Dr. Yosano's treatment.
[03:13] Kuni
    So, how many times did she get you?
[03:21] Tani
    F-F-Four times...
[03:22] Kenji
    That many...
[03:23] Tani
    Atsushi-kun...
[03:24] Tani
    As long as you remain at the Agency,
[03:27] Tani
    remember to never get injured.
[03:29] Naka
    Okay...
[03:30] Rampo
    If you think you're at any risk, run.
[03:32] Rampo
    You should cultivate your ability
    to sense danger on a daily basis.
[03:37] Rampo
    For example, ten seconds from now...
[03:41] Naka
    Oh, Dr. Yosano.
[03:42] Naka
    Good morning.
[03:43] Yosano
    Oh, Atsushi.
[03:45] Yosano
    Are you hurt anywhere?
[03:47] Naka
    Oh, I'm fine.
[03:49] Yosano
    Darn.
[03:50] Naka
    Darn?
[03:52] Yosano
    I was hoping to have someone
    come with me on a shopping trip,
[03:55] Yosano
    but I guess you're the only one around.
[03:57] Naka
    What?
[04:00] Naka
    Is this what he meant by
    the ability to sense danger?
[04:04] Naka
    D-Dr. Yosano, you're still not done?
[04:07] Yosano
    Don't you dare drop anything.
[04:30] Man
    What the hell do you think you're doing?
[04:32] Man
    You good-for-nothing!
[04:34] Man
    Hurry up and send my car over!
[04:38] Naka
    Ow...
[04:40] Naka
    U-Um, are you okay?
[04:43] Man
    What's the meaning of this, you little twit?
[04:45] Man
    This is a custom-made suit from a European brand.
[04:47] Naka
    S-Sorry.
[04:51] Yosano
    I'm very sorry.
[04:53] Yosano
    Were you hurt?
[04:54] Man
    Don't touch me.
[04:55] Man
    I'll be lodging a complaint with your employer!
[04:58] Man
    Hey, what's your job?
[05:00] Man
    Are you a tea server?
[05:01] Man
    A receptionist?
[05:03] Man
    Or perhaps you're something
     a little more specialized?
[05:08] Yosano
    Hmm...
[05:09] Man
    Ow!
[05:11] Yosano
    I'm a doctor, you pervert.
[05:13] Yosano
    Oh?
[05:15] Yosano
    You have two arms... That's way too many.
[05:19] Yosano
    Would you like me to take one off?
SIGN    Episode 8: Teaching Them To Kill; Then, To Die
[05:32] Naka
    I'm sorry about... um... earlier.
[05:39] Naka
    The packages are in a sorry state, too.
[05:41] Yosano
    Nothing to be sorry about.
[05:44] Yosano
    By the way...
[05:47] Naka
    What?
[05:48] Naka
    Is this punishment?
[05:51] Yosano
    Hmm, nice leg.
[05:53] Yosano
    I heard your leg was bitten off
[05:56] Yosano
    by the Port Mafia when Tanizaki got injured.
[06:00] Yosano
    No signs of scarring or fusion...
[06:03] Yosano
    It's more of a restoration than a regeneration.
[06:06] Yosano
    The tiger did this instantly?
[06:09] Naka
    Um...
[06:11] Naka
    Is there a problem?
[06:13] Yosano
    Oh, I'm just sad I couldn't treat you.
[06:17] Yosano
    But there's no reprieve next time for you.
[06:19] Naka
    What?
[06:20] Yosano
    The Mafia are known for surprise attacks.
[06:24] Yosano
    You should watch yourself at night.
[06:26] Yosano
    You never know when they might strike next.
[06:29] Naka
    That's right.
[06:30] Naka
    I'm their prime target.
[06:33] Naka
    I should know how to protect myself on my own.
[06:37] Kajii
    Testing, testing. This is your train conductor.
[06:41] Kajii
    We apologize for the inconvenience,
    but we will now conduct a minor physics experiment!
[06:46] Kajii
    The topic: Evaluation of Explosive
    Reaction and Sensory Response
[06:50] Kajii
    in a Non-Inertial Reference Frame.
[06:52] Kajii
    The test subjects will be our current passengers!
[06:54] Kajii
    We greatly appreciate your cooperation!
[06:57] Kajii
    So, without further ado,
[06:59] Kajii
    please listen to this!
[07:08] Kajii
    Maybe two or three of you
    already died from that one?
[07:11] Kajii
    But that will pale in comparison to the next one!
[07:14] Kajii
    We've rigged enough explosives
    in the front and back cars
[07:18] Kajii
    to blow everyone clear to the moon!
[07:20] Kajii
    Now, test subject Atsushi-kun.
[07:24] Kajii
    Unless you surrender yourself,
[07:26] Kajii
    all passengers will go straight
    to heaven, much less the moon!
[07:30] Naka
    But...
[07:31] Yosano
    Speak of the devil...
[07:34] Naka
    Wh-What should we do?
[07:36] Yosano
    Option one, turn yourself in.
[07:39] Yosano
    Option two, jump off this running train with several dozen passengers to escape.
[07:45] Yosano
    Option three...
[07:48] Naka
    Beat them up.
[07:50] Yosano
    Excellent.
[07:52] Yosano
    After all, we are the Armed Detective Agency.
[07:58] Yosano
    Okay, Atsushi.
[07:59] Yosano
    Let's split up and look for the bombs.
[08:01] Yosano
    I'll take the front.
[08:03] Yosano
    You take the rear!
[08:04] Naka
    What if we run into the enemy?
[08:06] Yosan
    Terminate with extreme prejudice!
[08:08] Naka
    Roger!
[08:11] Yosano
    A bomb threat, on a train with civilian
    passengers, in broad daylight...
[08:14] Yosano
    That's tantamount to suicide.
[08:16] Yosano
    Even for the Port Mafia, this plan's pretty bold...
[08:19] Yosano
    Or, rather, obsessive.
[08:22] Yosano
    I wonder who's behind this.
[08:32] Kajii
    Our warmest welcome to the decisive lady from the Detective Agency...
[08:37] Kajii
    and our most regretful farewell!
[08:41] Yosano
    Well, well...
[08:43] Yosano
    If it isn't a celebrity we've got here.
[08:46] Kaji
    Ah, you're alive?
[08:49] Kaji
    What a surprise.
[08:51] Kaji
    Ladies are so resilient these days.
[08:53] Yosano
    It is an era of equal rights for men and women.
[08:56] Yosano
    From where I stand,
[08:57] Yosano
    it's a greater surprise to find a wanted
     criminal like you in a place like this.
[09:02] Yosano
    Kajii Motojirou!
[09:04] Yosano
    While being a member of the secretive Port Mafia,
[09:07] Yosano
    you are a surprisingly well-known
     terrorist bomber...
SIGN    Port Mafia
    Operative
[09:10] Yosano
    In the recent Marizen Building Bomb Incident,
SIGN    Kajii Motojirou
     Ability: Lemon
    Bomb
[09:13] Yosano
    you killed 28 civilians.
[09:16] Kajii
    That was most wonderful.
[09:17] Kajii
    The slowing of the pulse,
[09:19] Kajii
    the hypoxia of neurons!
[09:22] Kajii
    Lactic acidosis...
[09:24] Kajii
    Death is the collective music of
    infinite changes in states!
[09:27] Kajii
    Ah, then comes irreversible death...
[09:30] Yosano
    So you're saying death is an experiment?
[09:34] Kajii
    Science, in its ultimate form, is God and death...
[09:37] Kajii
    Both exist and cannot be overcome by science.
[09:41] Kajii
    That is why we are drawn to them...
[09:43] Kajii
    So...
[09:45] Kajii
    What color is your blood?
[09:48] Yosano
    See for yourself.
[09:51] Naka
    If we can't remove the bombs, these people will die.
[09:54] Naka
    But can I do this?
[09:58] Naka
    Hey!
[09:59] Naka
    Don't go that way! There's a bomb!
[10:03] Naka
    Please go back to the central car.
[10:05] Naka
    There's a bomb in the rear car...
[10:10] Naka
    Um, you...
[10:12] Aku
    Your duty is to protect the bomb at any cost.
[10:16] Naka
    You're...
[10:22] Naka
    You're the one I saw...
[10:23] Aku
    Use your ability Demon Snow
[10:25] Aku
    to kill anyone who interferes.
[10:30] Naka
    What?
SIGN    Port Mafia
    Assassin
SIGN    Izumi Kyouka
     Ability: Demon
     Snow
[10:58] Sign 1037
    
SIGN    Shred your enemies,
    Demon Snow.
[11:02] Aku
    Shred your enemies, Demon Snow.
[11:21] Naka
    Sh... She's too strong!
[11:28] Naka
    Wh-Why?
[11:30] Naka
    Why would a girl like you...
[11:35] Kyou
    My name is Kyouka,
[11:37] Kyou
    an orphan like you.
[11:39] Kyou
    I like bunny rabbits and tofu.
[11:42] Kyou
    I hate dogs and lightning.
[11:45] Kyou
    After being taken in by the Port Mafia,
[11:47] Kyou
    I killed 35 people in six months.
[11:50] Aku
    Protect the bomb,
[11:52] Aku
    and kill anyone who interferes.
[12:00] Kajii
    The Agency isn't as formidable as I've heard.
[12:04] Kajii
    Oh, well.
[12:06] Kajii
    So you're about to die, but tell me this before you do:
[12:10] Kajii
    What does it mean to die?
[12:13] Yosano
    What did you say?
[12:15] Kajii
    Oh, it's just scholarly interest.
[12:18] Kajii
    I'm an avid researcher, you see.
[12:20] Kajii
    All the reasons for human death,
[12:22] Kajii
    including hypoxia of neurons in the brain and telomere degradation,
[12:25] Kajii
    are simple and reversible processes
     in laboratory settings.
[12:29] Kajii
    Yet, why is death irreversible?
[12:32] Kajii
    Why must all humans die?
[12:37] Yosano
    You don't even know why?
[12:39] Yosano
    So the Mafia aren't so formidable, after all...
[12:43] Kajii
    You claim that someone who's a meddling private eye
[12:46] Kajii
    would know something that I, a seeker of science, do not?
[12:50] Yosano
    Sure I would.
[12:52] Yosano
    The reason for that is simple.
[12:54] Yosano
    You're just an idiot.
[13:00] Kajii
    Thank you for your valuable opinion.
[13:03] Kajii
    I think you would know this,
    being well-read and all...
[13:08] Kajii
    but even after the body dies from blood loss,
[13:11] Kajii
    the brain and the conscious mind are said to survive for eight hours.
[13:14] Kajii
    Afterward, I'll ask your corpse this:
[13:19] Kajii
    "You're dead now. How do you feel?"
[13:22] Kajii
    Well, take your time.
[13:35] Naka
    It's impossible.
[13:36] Naka
    I can't win.
[13:38] Naka
    Am I going to die here?
[13:45] Naka
    Are people going to die again because of me?
[13:48] Naka
    Just because they got on the same train as me?
[13:50] Naka
    Just for that simple reason, they will all die...
[13:54] (Flashback) Aku
    That is your karma, weretiger.
SIGN    That is your karma, weretiger.
[13:57] (Flashback) Aku
    You will cause ill for everyone
    around you, just by being alive.
[14:01] (Flashback) Staff
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[14:02] (Flashback) Staff
    The world would be a better place if
    you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[14:05] (Flashback) Staff
    We don't need worthless louts!
[14:08] (Flashback) Staff
    Why are you alive?
[14:11] (Flashback) Staff
    You accomplish nothing,
[14:12] (Flashback) Staff
    and cause inconvenience and
    misfortune for everyone around you.
[14:16] (Flashback) Staff
    Those who can save no one do not deserve to live.
[14:21] Naka
    Just then, an idea popped into my head.
[14:25] Naka
    It was a stupid idea.
[14:28] Naka
    But I couldn't shake it off.
[14:32] Naka
    If I...
[14:34] Naka
    If I could save them...
[14:36] Naka
    the passengers here...
[14:37] Naka
    If I could get them back safe
    and sound to their homes...
[14:39] Naka
    Wouldn't that mean...
[14:44] Naka
    that I...
[14:51] Naka
    Wouldn't that mean it's okay for me to live?
[14:54] Kyouka
    Stay away.
[14:57] Naka
    Sorry.
[14:58] Naka
    I can't do this anymore!
[15:08] Naka
    She's too fast...
[15:09] Naka
    I guess I can't do this, after all.
[15:11] Naka
    If I could only use my ability...
[15:22] Kajii
    All right.
[15:25] Kajii
    I wonder if she's nice and cooked
     all the way through now.
[15:34] Kajii
    Let's see.
[15:41] Yosano
    Hmm, that was underwhelming.
[15:44] Yosano
    I was hoping you'd go flying a bit farther.
[15:46] Kajii
    H-How?
[15:48] Yosano
    That little sparkler wouldn't kill me.
[15:51] Yosano
    Which side did I punch you on just now?
[15:53] Kajii
    I-I-I-If I had to choose, maybe this side?
[16:03] Kajii
    Impossible!
[16:05] Kajii
    You were on the brink of death just before!
[16:07] Yosano
    I may not look like it, but I'm a doctor.
[16:09] Yosano
    I've seen a hundred times more
    deaths than you, at the very least.
[16:14] Yosano
    What's death, you ask?
[16:16] Yosano
    Let me tell you...
[16:18] Yosano
    Death is the loss of life.
[16:21] Yosano
    No matter how hard we doctors try,
[16:24] Yosano
    our patients' lives just slip through our fingers...
[16:27] Yosano
    Death, the ultimate form of science?
[16:30] Yosano
    What a load!
[16:31] Yosano
    I'll kill anyone who doesn't value life!
[16:34] Kajii
    I... I remember now...
[16:37] Kajii
    So you're the Armed Detective Agency's physician,
[16:39] Kajii
    Yosano Akiko...
[16:41] Yosano
    My ability, Thou Shalt Not Die,
[16:45] Yosano
    can cure any wounds.
[16:47] Yosano
    Even my own wounds, as you can see.
[16:51] Yosano
    But the necessary conditions are harsh.
[16:54] Yosano
    It can only cure lethal injuries.
[16:58] Yosano
    What an inconvenient ability.
[17:00] Yosano
    If I want to cure moderate injuries,
[17:03] Yosano
    I have to half kill my patient first.
[17:07] Yosano
    Oh?
[17:08] Yosano
    You're hurt, aren't you, boy?
[17:11] Yosano
    Would you like me to treat you?
[17:25] Naka
    This is...
[17:40] Naka
    It's over.
[17:45] Kyou
    My name is Kyouka.
[17:48] Kyou
    I've killed 35 people.
[17:53] Naka
    Where's the bomb?
[17:54] Kyouka
    My last victims were a family of three,
[17:58] Kyouka
    a father, a mother, and a boy.
[18:01] Kyouka
    Demon Snow slit their throats.
[18:07] Naka
    What have you done?!
[18:08] Naka
    Who are you?
[18:11] Naka
    I can't feel any emotion in your words,
    or even in you, yourself.
[18:15] Naka
    You're like a killing machine.
[18:18] Naka
    If you feel anything, you should put it into words.
[18:21] Naka
    Otherwise, an idiot like me won't get it.
[18:24] Naka
    Is something like this what you really want to do?!
[18:29] Yosano
    This is the train conductor's office.
[18:31] Yosano
    Atsushi!
[18:32] Yosano
    You still breathing?
[18:33] Naka
    Dr. Yosano?
[18:35] Yosano
    According to this weak-ass bomber here,
[18:37] Yosano
    your bomb has a remote detonator.
[18:41] Yosano
    If you make one mistake trying to defuse it,
[18:43] Yosano
    it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
[18:45] Yosano
    You'll have to use the remote detonator's stop button to deactivate it.
[18:48] Yosano
    The Mafia agent there should have it.
[18:50] Naka
    Do you have it?
[18:53] Naka
    Give it to me.
[19:12] Naka
    What?!
SIGN    You pressed the button,
    Kyouka?
[19:13] Aku
    You pressed the button, Kyouka?
[19:17] Aku
    Deactivating the bomb is unnecessary.
[19:18] Aku
    Die along with the passengers
[19:20] Aku
    and show the hapless masses that the Port Mafia should be feared.
[19:23] Naka
    Take the bomb off!
[19:24] Naka
    How much time do we have left?!
[19:27] Kyou
    There's no time!
[19:28] Naka
    What?
[19:33] Naka
    I am an idiot, after all...
[19:35] Naka
    I only realized once her
    slender arms pushed me...
[19:40] Naka
    that her ability is always activated by a voice from her cell phone.
[19:45] Naka
    She is unable to control her own ability.
[19:50] Kyou
    My name is Kyouka.
[19:52] Kyou
    I've killed 35 people.
[19:56] Kyou
    I don't want to kill anyone else!
[20:16] Yosano
    Atsushi!
[20:59] Kyou
    Um...
[21:24] Aku
    No matter how powerful it may be,
     a pawn is just a pawn...
[21:28] Aku
    What about you?
[21:30] Aku
    Are you a pawn or the master?
[21:33] Aku
    Or are you a pawn who is waiting to be crushed?
[21:39] Aku
    
[23:11] Naka
    She didn't kill people of her own free will.
[23:13] Naka
    Gifts don't necessarily bring
     happiness to their wielders.
[23:16] Naka
    I know that better than anyone!
[23:19] Naka
    But if I hand her over to the police,
[23:21] Naka
    she'll be put to death for sure.
[23:24] Kyouka
    Where are you taking me?
[23:25] Naka
    That's... um...
[23:27] Naka
    Oh, let's go on a date, for starters.
[23:29] Kyouka
    Huh?
[23:30] Kyouka
    A date with you?
[23:32] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 9:
SIGN    Episode 9:
SIGN    The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue
[23:35] Naka
    The Beauty Is Quiet Like a Stone Statue.
[23:37] Kyou
    Boiled tofu is delicious.