5 - Murder on D Street

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SIGN    The Black Lizard...
[00:01] Naka
    The Black Lizard...
[00:03] Naka
    The Armed Detective Agency
[00:04] Naka
    was attacked by the Port Mafia's
    military squad, the Black Lizard.
[00:09] Naka
    But Kunikida-san, Yosano-san, and Kenji-kun
[00:12] Naka
    crushed the entire team with ease.
[00:16] Naka
    Such is the might of the
    Armed Detective Agency.
[00:21] Rampo
    Hey, hey, Harunocchi.
[00:23] Rampo
    Can you take the marble out of this bottle?
[00:27] Haruno
    Sure, right away.
[00:29] Naka
    A marble?
[00:34] Haruno
    Is this what you wanted, Rampo-san?
[00:37] Rampo
    Yes.
[00:38] Rampo
    Marbles are nice, aren't they?
[00:40] Haruno
    Yes, marbles are nice.
[00:42] Naka
    Um, isn't Rampo-san going to help?
[00:46] Rampo
    Kunikida-kun.
[00:48] Rampo
    I have to head off to a job soon.
[00:51] Kuni
    Oh, to assist with a murder case?
[00:54] Rampo
    Indeed, the police in this city can't capture
    even a single criminal without my help.
[01:01] Rampo
    Still...
[01:02] Rampo
    My Ultra-Deduction is the best
    ability in this agency...
[01:06] Rampo
    or even the entire nation.
[01:08] Rampo
    I guess it's no small wonder
    that everyone depends on it.
[01:11] Kuni
    We're indebted to you, Rampo-san.
[01:13] Rampo
    Good, as long as you're aware.
[01:15] Rampo
    That's right.
[01:15] Rampo
    Though you call yourselves
    a detective agency,
[01:17] Rampo
    you lot don't have the deductive
    powers of a single monkey.
[01:20] Rampo
    The only reason they can call themselves
     a detective agency and function as one
[01:23] Rampo
    is my ability, Ultra-Deduction.
[01:25] Haruno
    Ultra-Deduction is so amazing...
[01:27] Haruno
    An ability that lets you see right to
    the heart of any case in an instant.
[01:31] Kuni
    You are a role model for the Agency...
    No, for all gifted people.
[01:35] Rampo
    Of course.
[01:37] Kuni
    Brat.
[01:38] Naka
    Y-Yes?
[01:39] Kuni
    Never mind the clean-up here.
[01:41] Kuni
    Go with Rampo-san.
[01:42] Kuni
    The place's close by train.
[01:44] Naka
    M-Me as a detective's assistant?
[01:47] Naka
    That's a great responsibility...
[01:49] Rampo
    Of course not.
[01:51] Rampo
    I'm not some two-bit detective.
[01:53] Rampo
    I don't need an assistant.
[01:54] Naka
    Then why am I going with you?
[01:56] Rampo
    Well, see, I don't know
    how to take the train.
[02:00] Rampo
    
[03:32] Rampo
    Wow.
[03:35] Naka
    Honestly, I was surprised.
[03:37] Naka
    He didn't know anything,
[03:38] Naka
    including how to buy a ticket,
[03:40] Naka
    how to get through the turnstile,
[03:41] Naka
    and how to figure out which
    platform to go to...
SIGN    Episode 5:
[03:44] Naka
    I guess he really can't do anything
    without using his ability.
[03:51] Mino
    You're late, agents.
[03:53] Rampo
    Oh, who are you?
[03:55] Rampo
    Where is Yasui-san?
SIGN    Kanagawa Prefecture Police
[03:56] Mino
    I'm Minoura.
[03:57] Mino
    I took this over from Yasui.
[03:59] Mino
    This case has been reassigned
    to our division.
[04:02] Mino
    So we no longer need you or your agency.
[04:04] Rampo
    How idiotic.
[04:05] Rampo
    All the difficult cases in the world should be overseen
     by a great detective as a matter of course.
[04:09] Mino
    We won't need a
     private investigator today.
[04:12] Mino
    Because the victim is my subordinate.
[04:23] Rampo
    A lady.
[04:25] Sugi
    She was found floating in
    the river this morning.
[04:28] Mino
    She was shot three times in the chest.
[04:31] Mino
    We don't know where or when she was killed.
[04:33] Mino
    We haven't even found the bullets.
[04:35] Rampo
    Any suspects?
[04:37] Mino
    No.
[04:38] Mino
    As far as anyone at the office knew,
[04:40] Mino
    she was not in a relationship, either.
[04:43] Rampo
    Does that mean you don't have any leads?
[04:50] Mino
    That is all the more reason why
[04:51] Mino
    we can't let some amateur private eye handle this.
[04:54] ME
    Hey!
[04:55] ME
    The nets caught something!
[04:56] Naka
    What's that?
[04:58] Sugi
    We've strung a net across the river
    to catch any evidence, but...
[05:03] ME
    It's a man!
[05:04] ME
    We have man in the nets!
[05:05] Mino
    What?!
[05:05] Naka
    Could there be a second victim?
[05:20] Dazai
    Hello, Atsushi-kun.
[05:21] Dazai
    What a strange coincidence.
[05:23] Naka
    A-Another drowning attempt?
[05:25] Dazai
    What, committing suicide alone?
[05:27] Dazai
    That's so passe, Atsushi-kun.
[05:29] Dazai
    I have come to realize
[05:31] Dazai
    that if I am to die,
    I will die with a beautiful lady!
[05:34] Dazai
    Ah, double suicide...
[05:36] Dazai
    What a sweet ring it has.
[05:37] Dazai
    In comparison,
[05:38] Dazai
    it feels so empty to bid this world
    farewell all by my lonesome.
[05:42] Dazai
    So...
[05:43] Dazai
    I'm currently on the lookout for a
    beautiful woman who'll die with me!
[05:47] Naka
    Huh?
[05:47] Naka
    Then what was this about?
[05:50] Dazai
    I was simply drifting along the river!
[05:53] Naka
    I see.
[05:54] Dazai
    By the way, Atsushi-kun,
[05:56] Dazai
    what are you doing out here?
[05:58] Naka
    I'm on a job.
[06:00] Dazai
    A job?
[06:01] Dazai
    What kind?
[06:05] Dazai
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What tragedy...
[06:07] Dazai
    What great tragedy this is,
[06:09] Dazai
    that a young beautiful woman in
    her prime has lost her life...
[06:12] Dazai
    My sorrow is crushing my heart!
[06:14] Dazai
    She may as well have committed
    double suicide with me!
[06:20] Mino
    Who the hell is he?
[06:22] Rampo
    A colleague at the Agency.
[06:24] Rampo
    That's just how he is.
[06:26] Dazai
    But rest in peace, milady.
[06:29] Dazai
    An extraordinary great
    detective will avenge you.
[06:33] Dazai
    Right, Rampo-san?
[06:35] Rampo
    But I have yet to get the job itself.
[06:38] Dazai
    What?
[06:38] Dazai
    Why?
[06:40] Rampo
    Ask this man.
[06:42] Mino
    We have no need for private investigators.
[06:44] Mino
    In fact, all of my subordinates are far
    superior to any private detective.
[06:49] Rampo
    Oh?
[06:50] Rampo
    What's your name?
[06:52] Sugi
    What?
[06:53] Sugi
    I am Sergeant Sugimura.
[06:55] Sugi
    The victim, Ms. Yamagiwa,
    was my senior colleague!
[06:58] Rampo
    All right, Sugimoto-kun.
[07:00] Rampo
    Solve this case in sixty
    seconds, starting now.
SIGN    60 Seconds
[07:03] Sugi
    What?!
[07:04] Rampo
    I can solve it in under a minute.
[07:06] Rampo
    If you're as good as he says you are,
     you should be able to do the same.
[07:10] Rampo
    Okay, give it a try, Sugimoto-kun!
[07:13] Sugi
    What?!
[07:14] Sugi
    Um, okay, well...
[07:15] Sugi
    Sixty seconds is a bit
    over the top, isn't it?!
[07:17] Rampo
    Okay, fifty seconds left.
[07:19] Sugi
    What?!
[07:21] Naka
    This is what I must be like.
[07:24] Sugi
    Oh, right.
[07:25] Sugi
    Yamagiwa-senpai was pursuing
    a political corruption case
[07:29] Sugi
    and also investigating the Port Mafia.
[07:31] Sugi
    I believe the murderer's M.O. is similar to
    the Mafia's method of exacting retribution.
[07:35] Sugi
    Maybe she was killed by the mafia
    members she was investigating—
[07:38] Dazai
    That's not true.
[07:39] Sugi
    What?
[07:40] Dazai
    The Port Mafia's retaliatory methods are as
    highly specific as a government-issued ID.
[07:47] Dazai
    First, the traitor is made
    to bite the curb,
[07:50] Dazai
    then they kick in the back of
    his head to shatter his jaw.
[07:54] Dazai
    As their victim writhes in agony,
[07:56] Dazai
    they flip him over...
[07:59] Dazai
    then shoot him in the chest three times.
[08:01] Sugi
    If we're being precise, yes, but...
[08:04] Dazai
    So this M.O. is similar to the
    Mafia's, but not the same.
[08:08] Dazai
    That means...
[08:09] Mino
    An attempt at a cover-up?
[08:11] Sugi
    Shooting two extra rounds
    into the body just for that?
[08:15] Sugi
    How cruel.
[08:16] Rampo
    Beep!
[08:18] Rampo
    Okay, time's up!
[08:20] Rampo
    Too bad, you've got a ways to
    go before you reach my level.
[08:24] Rampo
    At the very least, this proved
    that your subordinates
[08:27] Rampo
    are not all superior to me.
[08:30] Mino
    Cut the crap!
[08:32] Mino
    You've been going on and on about
    deduction and great detectives.
[08:35] Mino
    You've been reading too much pulp fiction!
[08:38] Mino
    Cases are solved by thorough investigations,
[08:40] Mino
    interviewing persons of interest,
    and analyzing the scene of the crime.
[08:43] Rampo
    Huh?
[08:44] Rampo
    When are you going to get it
    through your thick skull?
[08:46] Rampo
    Great detectives don't do "investigations."
[08:48] Rampo
    My ability, Ultra-Deduction,
    can instantly identify the killer
[08:52] Rampo
    and when and how the murder was committed.
[08:55] Rampo
    Furthermore,
[08:57] Rampo
    I can see in my mind's eye how
    I can make the killer confess,
[08:59] Rampo
    and where the evidence lies,
    as if it's an epiphany.
[09:02] Rampo
    I am gifted, after all.
[09:05] Mino
    Given my line of work,
[09:06] Mino
    I know about the gifted's existence.
[09:08] Mino
    But if you have such a convenient ability,
[09:11] Mino
    why do my colleagues and I still have a job?
[09:12] Rampo
    Right on!
[09:14] Rampo
    You've finally caught up.
[09:17] Mino
    You bastard!
[09:18] Dazai
    Now, now, Detective.
[09:20] Dazai
    Rampo-san's always like this.
SIGN    Personal Motto:
[09:23] Rampo
    After all, my personal motto is,
SIGN    All's Well
SIGN    That's Well For Me!
[09:26] Rampo
    "All's well that's well for me!"
SIGN    Personal Motto:
[09:28] Naka
    I've never heard a more convincing
    personal motto in my life.
SIGN    What's Better
SIGN    Than Being Alive?
SIGN    Personal Motto:
[09:32] Dazai
    Well, well...
SIGN    Have a Pure, Cheerful,
SIGN    and Energetic Suicide
[09:35] Mino
    Since you speak so highly of it,
    let's see this ability of yours.
[09:39] Rampo
    Oh?
[09:40] Rampo
    Is that a request for me
    to take on the case?
[09:41] Rampo
    You should've just asked me from the start.
[09:44] Mino
    Heh, you have a lot of confidence
    about this difficult case
[09:48] Mino
    despite the lack of any evidence.
[09:50] Mino
    Want me to count to sixty?
[09:53] Rampo
    I don't need that long.
[09:56] Dazai
    Watch closely, Atsushi-kun.
[09:58] Dazai
    This is the ability that
    keeps the Agency going.
[10:01] Dazai
    Once he puts on those glasses,
[10:02] Dazai
    Rampo-san's Ultra-Deduction is active.
[10:05] Naka
    Rampo-san's ability reveals
    the truth about a case.
[10:08] Naka
    Does such a gift really exist?
[10:17] Rampo
    Ability: Ultra-Deduction!
[10:18] [SONG] Sign 1020
    Ultra-Deduction
[10:34] Rampo
    I see.
[10:35] Mino
    "I see," my ass.
[10:37] Mino
    You're trying to imply you
    know who the killer is?
[10:40] Rmapo
    Of course.
[10:41] Mino
    Huh?
[10:43] Rampo
    The killer...
[10:51] Rampo
    ...is you.
[10:52] Rampo
    
SIGN    That's right.
[10:56] Rampo
    That's right.
SIGN    The killer...
[10:57] Rampo
    The killer...
[11:00] Rampo
    The killer is you,
[11:02] Rampo
    Sergeant Sugimoto.
[11:04] Sugi
    What?
[11:05] Naka
    Rampo-san?
[11:08] Mino
    Sergeant Sugimoto is my subordinate.
[11:10] Rampo
    Sergeant Sugimoto is the one who killed her.
[11:13] Mino
    Don't be stupid!
[11:14] Mino
    It's impossible that the killer would happen
    to be this close by in the first place!
[11:17] Rampo
    It's exactly because he is the killer
[11:18] Rampo
    that he wants to stay close
    to the investigation.
[11:20] Rampo
    Besides, didn't I mention this?
[11:23] Rampo
    I also know where the evidence lies.
[11:27] Rampo
    Lend me your gun, will you?
[11:28] Sugi
    Y-You've got to be kidding.
[11:30] Sugi
    The penalty for handing a government-issue
    firearm to a civilian
[11:33] Sugi
    is far worse than a pay cut.
[11:35] Mino
    And here I was hoping you'd have a point.
[11:37] Mino
    Are you private investigators just talk?
[11:40] Rampo
    If we examine that gun and come up empty,
[11:42] Rampo
    then sure, I'm just an
    idiot running my mouth.
[11:47] Mino
    I've had enough of listening to you!
[11:49] Mino
    Show him, Sugimoto!
[11:51] Sugi
    But...
[11:52] Mino
    He's barked up this tree as far as he can go.
[11:54] Mino
    If we prove him wrong,
     he'll shut up and go home.
[11:56] Mino
    We can't waste any more time.
[11:59] Mino
    Show him your gun!
[12:03] Mino
    Hey, what's the matter, Sugimoto?
[12:05] Rampo
    Even in this city,
[12:06] Rampo
    it isn't easy for an amateur
    to get spare ammo...
[12:10] Rampo
    even harder if the firearm
    is a government-issue.
[12:12] Mino
    Why aren't you saying anything, Sugimoto?!
[12:15] Rampo
    He's thinking furiously right now
[12:18] Rampo
    about the three bullets he's used,
[12:21] Rampo
    and how he'll explain their absence.
[12:24] Mino
    Sugimoto!
[12:25] Mino
    You can't be the killer!
[12:27] Mino
    Show us your gun, now!
[12:38] Mino
    That's right, Sugimoto.
[12:42] Dazai
    Not good.
[12:44] Mino
    Sugimoto!
[12:45] Dazai
    Atsushi-kun!
[12:45] Dazai
    Go!
[12:46] Naka
    What?!
[12:47] Mino
    Stop!
[12:55] Mino
    Let me go!
[12:55] Mino
    I have nothing to do with this!
[12:57] Rampo
    Running away won't help.
[13:00] Rampo
    The murder took place
    early yesterday morning
[13:02] Rampo
    at the abandoned shipyard,
    140 meters upstream from here.
[13:07] Sugi
    How'd you know that?
[13:08] Rampo
    If we go there, we should be able to
    find yours and the victim's footprints,
[13:12] Rampo
    as well as the bloodstains you
    couldn't fully erase.
[13:16] Sugi
    How?
[13:17] Sugi
    No one could've known.
[13:20] Mino
    Let's hear the rest back at the office.
[13:22] Mino
    It may be the last time it'll
    be your place of work...
[13:31] Sugi
    I didn't intend to shoot her.
[13:34] Sugi
    She...
[13:36] Sugi
    She was going after a certain
    politician for corruption.
[13:39] Sugi
    What they didn't predict
[13:41] Sugi
    was that she actually found evidence
    of a major Diet member's crime.
[13:46] Sugi
    However, the Diet member was savvy
[13:48] Sugi
    and tried to use a mole inside the police
[13:50] Sugi
    to get rid of the evidence.
[13:52] Rampo
    And you're that spy.
[13:55] Sugi
    I'd always wanted to
    become a police officer.
[13:58] Sugi
    After my third time failing
    the exam, I was depressed.
[14:01] Sugi
    That was when a man reached out to me,
[14:04] Sugi
    asking me if I was willing to
    do anything to become a cop.
[14:07] Sugi
    After joining the police force
    with the Diet member's help,
[14:11] Sugi
    I had to follow his orders in return.
[14:14] Mino
    So you killed Yamagiwa as one of his dogs?!
[14:18] Sugi
    That's not what happened!
[14:19] Sugi
    I was trying to warn her.
[14:22] Sugi
    I told her she'd get herself killed
    if she didn't give up the evidence.
[14:26] Sugi
    But she...
[14:29] (Flashback) Sugi
    Yamagiwa-san, he's taking
    this very seriously.
[14:32] (Flashback) Yama
    Then I'll just have to take
    him very seriously, too.
[14:34] (Flashback) Yama
    I've already made contact
    with a prosecutor I know.
[14:37] (Flashback) Yama
    I just need to hand over the evidence.
[14:40] (Flashback) Yama
    Sugimoto-kun?
[14:41] (Flashback) Sugi
    Please hand over the evidence.
[14:44] (Flashback) Sugi
    If I fail in this,
[14:46] (Flashback) Sugi
    he'll call a hit man.
[14:48] (Flashback) Sugi
    We have to stop this, now!
[14:49] (Flashback) Yama
    Hand over the gun, Sugimoto-kun.
[14:53] (Flashback) Yama
    You can't shoot me.
[14:55] (Flashback) Sugi
    That's right.
[14:59] (Flashback) Sugi
    That's why...
[15:00] (Flashback) Sugi
    I'll choose a different
    way to force your hand!
[15:01] (Flashback) Yama
    Don't!
[15:02] (Flashback) Yama
    Sugimoto-kun!
[15:31] Rampo
    If you do nothing,
    you'll be convicted as a killer.
[15:33] Rampo
    You'll be fired from your job.
[15:35] Rampo
    In a panic, you could only think of one
    person to go to for help. How ironic.
[15:41] Rampo
    When you called the Diet member,
[15:43] Rampo
    he told you how to destroy the evidence.
[15:44] Rampo
    Just as you were told to, you fired
    two more shots into her chest
[15:48] Rampo
    to make it seem like the Mafia's had done it.
[15:56] Rampo
    You set her adrift in the
    river to delay discovery.
[16:05] Mino
    Where is the evidence Yamagiwa obtained?
[16:08] Mino
    That Diet member's responsible
    for Yamagiwa's death!
[16:11] Mino
    Tell me, Sugimoto!
[16:13] Rampo
    Hey, Sugimoto-kun.
[16:17] Rampo
    Want me to guess what her
    final words to you were?
[16:23] Rampo
    It was "I'm sorry," wasn't it?
[16:28] (Flashback) Yama
    I'm... sorry...
[16:36] Sugi
    You really...
[16:40] Sugi
    see through everything, don't you.
[16:44] Sugi
    The evidence is in my desk drawer.
[16:50] Mino
    Thanks, I guess.
[16:53] Mino
    Also, I'm sorry I doubted your capabilities.
[16:57] Mino
    If we run into another difficult case,
     we'll be asking you for help.
[17:00] Rampo
    If you need my abilities,
[17:02] Rampo
    ask me any time.
[17:04] Rampo
    I'll give you a discount next time.
[17:07] Mino
    That'll be helpful.
[17:10] Naka
    Rampo-san was amazing.
[17:13] Naka
    I had no idea he'd figure everything out.
[17:16] Naka
    His ability, Ultra-Deduction,
    is super amazing.
[17:19] Dazai
    I might've figured out half of it, too.
[17:22] Naka
    Half of what?
[17:23] Dazai
    About that case just now...
[17:25] Dazai
    About how Rampo-san figured it out.
[17:27] Naka
    Oh, but he said his ability lets
    him figure it out instantly...
[17:31] Dazai
    Oh, right, you don't know yet.
[17:35] Dazai
    Actually, Rampo-san isn't gifted.
[17:39] Naka
    Huh?!
[17:40] Dazai
    Rampo-san is a very rare
    ungifted civilian at the agency.
[17:47] Dazai
    He himself seems to believe
    he's using an ability, but...
[17:51] Dazai
    Oh, and despite his appearance,
    he's 26 years old.
[17:54] Naka
    What?
[17:55] Dazai
    The reason why everyone at the
    Agency respects Rampo-san
[17:58] Dazai
    is because they know his
    Ultra-Deduction isn't an ability.
[18:01] Dazai
    I'd heard of it, myself,
[18:03] Dazai
    but I only witnessed its
    power first-hand today.
[18:06] Dazai
    To tell you the truth,
[18:08] Dazai
    while he was "using" his
    Ultra-Deduction ability today,
[18:11] Dazai
    I was secretly pinching his hair behind him.
[18:16] Dazai
    As you well know,
[18:17] Dazai
    I can neutralize anyone's ability if
    I touch them... I'm anti-gifted.
[18:23] Dazai
    No gifted can ever use their ability
    while I am touching any part of them,
[18:28] Dazai
    no matter how strong their powers may be.
[18:30] Dazai
    In other words,
[18:31] Dazai
    his Ultra-Deduction is not an ability.
[18:35] Naka
    It's not?
[18:36] Naka
    Then how'd he...
[18:38] Dazai
    It's just deduction, pure and simple.
[18:42] Naka
    But how?
[18:43] Naka
    He figured out who the killer was
    in such a short amount of time!
[18:47] Naka
    Is mere deduction enough to
    make such a thing possible?
[18:50] Dazai
    Right.
[18:51] Dazai
    I could tell, too, actually.
[18:53] Dazai
    Remember what Sergeant Sugimoto said?
[18:56] (Flashback) Sugi
    Shooting two extra rounds
    into the body just for that?
SIGN    Illustration
[18:59] Dazai
    Anyone who saw a body
     with three gunshot wounds
[19:02] Dazai
    would assume they were fired at the same time.
[19:06] Naka
    Oh...
[19:06] Dazai
    In other words,
[19:07] Dazai
    he knew that the victim had
    perished from the first shot.
[19:11] Dazai
    How could he have known
    that before an autopsy?
[19:14] Naka
    Only if he was the killer...
[19:16] Naka
    But Rampo-san also knew when it happened...
[19:19] Naka
    Early yesterday morning.
[19:21] Dazai
    That's because the body was
    still in good condition.
[19:25] Dazai
    So, at most, it'd only been
    floating in the river for a day.
[19:28] Dazai
    Yesterday was Tuesday, a weekday.
[19:30] Dazai
    But the victim wasn't wearing any makeup.
[19:33] Dazai
    A detective working long hours,
    often late into the night,
[19:35] Dazai
    would only be like that on a weekday
[19:37] Dazai
    if the murder had occurred
    in the early morning.
[19:39] Naka
    I see.
[19:41] Naka
    But how did he know about
    the crime scene's location,
[19:42] Naka
    and that she was threatened with a gun?
[19:45] Dazai
    That, I don't know.
[19:47] Dazai
    Rampo-san probably caught a lot
    more details than I could hope to.
[19:52] Naka
    That's true.
[19:54] Naka
    He even guessed her final words.
[19:57] Dazai
    Oh, that.
[20:01] Dazai
    She supposedly wasn't seeing anyone,
[20:05] Dazai
    but her wristwatch was an
    overseas brand-name item.
[20:09] Dazai
    It's not something a single woman
    would buy for herself.
[20:13] Dazai
    And Sergeant Sugimoto's watch was the
    men's version of the same model.
[20:18] Naka
    Then they were...
[20:21] Dazai
    She went to see him early
    in the morning when he reached out,
[20:23] Dazai
    without bothering to put on makeup.
[20:25] Dazai
    And their watches are of the same model...
[20:30] Dazai
    They were dating.
[20:34] Dazai
    That's why he couldn't kick her head in,
[20:39] Dazai
    even though he knew it wouldn't
    look like the Mafia's work.
[20:47] Dazai
    The ability to see through all that
[20:49] Dazai
    would be par for the course if it
    were an actual ability.
[20:53] Dazai
    Nothing more, nothing less.
[20:55] Dazai
    But if it's due to his personal powers
    of deduction, that's a different story.
[21:00] Dazai
    He's solved dozens of cases in the past.
[21:04] Dazai
    In every case,
[21:06] Dazai
    he was able to instantly determine the truth
    of the matter with the slimmest of leads.
[21:13] Dazai
    He's never been wrong, either.
[21:16] Dazai
    What a great man.
[21:18] Rampo
    Hey, guide!
[21:21] Rampo
    I can't find my way back to the
    Agency on my own, you know!
[21:24] Naka
    I think I kind of get it now...
[21:27] Naka
    Why everyone at the Agency
    trusts Rampo-san so much.
[21:36] Rampo
    All's well that's well for me!
SIGN    All's Well That's Well For Me
SIGN    Rampo
[21:40] Sign
    
[23:10] Kuni
    What is the Ideal?
SIGN    Ideal
[23:12] Kuni
    There are any number of
    answers to that question.
[23:14] Kuni
    It is words,
[23:16] Kuni
    it is thought.
[23:17] Kuni
    From a moving plan scheduled
    five years from now
[23:19] Kuni
    to tonight's dinner menu,
[23:21] Kuni
    this notebook has everything in life
    written out in exacting detail.
[23:25] Kuni
    It represents the entirety of my ideals!
[23:27] Naka
    But you really shouldn't show anyone
[23:28] Naka
    the page where you've written about
    who would be the ideal woman.
[23:33] Naka
    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 6:
SIGN    Episode 6: The Azure Messenger
[23:36] Naka
    The Azure Messenger.
[23:37] Kuni
    What's so bad about looking
    for an ideal woman?!