4 - The Tragedy of the Fatalist

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SIGN    Take the weretiger alive?
[00:02] Naka
    Take the weretiger alive?
SIGN    What are you after?
[00:04] Naka
    What are you after?
[00:05] [SONG] Sign 0007
    My target has always been...
[00:06] Aku
    My target has always been you
    and you alone, weretiger.
[00:11] Aku
    Your fellow agents lying there
    just got caught in the crossfire.
[00:16] Naka
    This is because of me?
[00:18] Aku
    Indeed.
[00:19] Aku
    That is your karma, weretiger.
[00:22] Aku
    You will cause ill for everyone
    around you, just by being alive.
[00:27] Naka
    My karma?
[00:30] Aku
    Ability:
[00:31] Sign 0034
    Rashoumon
[00:32] Aku
    Rashoumon.
[00:41] Naka
    Where... am I?
[00:51] Kuni
    I see you've come to, brat.
[00:54] Naka
    Kunikida... san?
[00:56] Kuni
    Damn, I can't believe you pulled
    this during such a busy time.
[01:03] Kuni
    
SIGN    I...
[02:34] Naka
    I...
[02:42] Naka
    I was... attacked by the Mafia.
[03:02] Naka
    I remember now...
[03:03] Naka
    Kunikida-san, where are
    Tanizaki-san and Naomi-san?!
[03:06] Kuni
    Calm down.
[03:08] Kuni
    They're both okay.
[03:09] Naka
    Are you... sure?
[03:12] Kuni
    Yes.
[03:13] Kuni
    Dr. Yosano is treating
    Tanizaki right now next door.
[03:20] Yosano
    What a nice big injury
    you've racked up, huh, Tanizaki?
[03:28] Yosano
    Do you like my treatment that much?
[03:35] Yosano
    All right, I'll give you the extra
    special treatment plan this time.
SIGN    Scream
[03:54] Sign
    Ah...
[03:56] Naka
    That's... treatment?
[04:00] Kuni
    I heard, brat.
[04:02] Naka
    Huh?
[04:03] Kuni
    You have a seven-billion-yen bounty
    on your head on the black market.
[04:09] Naka
    What?
[04:10] Kuni
    Seven billion, huh?
[04:12] Kuni
    You've moved up in the world.
[04:14] Kuni
    No wonder the Port Mafia are keen
    to get their hands on you.
[04:17] Naka
    Seven billion?
[04:20] (Flashback) Aku
    My target has always been you
    and you alone, weretiger.
[04:25] Naka
    I see.
[04:28] Naka
    Wh-Wh-What should I do?
[04:30] Naka
    The Mafia might launch
    a raid on the Agency.
[04:32] Naka
    But why me?
[04:34] Kuni
    Don't panic.
[04:37] Kuni
    The Port Mafia are certainly
    violent to the extreme,
[04:40] Kuni
    but keep your cool.
SIGN    Ideal
[04:43] Kuni
    Losing your cool can kill
    even the most skilled.
[04:46] Kuni
    That's what my mentor would tell me.
[04:48] Naka
    Um, it's upside down...
[04:51] Naka
    Your notebook.
[05:09] Kuni
    I haven't lost my cool!
[05:12] Kuni
    I'm not going to panic over the Mafia!
[05:14] Kuni
    I'd beat them back, even if
    they attacked this very second!
[05:16] Kuni
    I'll go like this, and this!
[05:17] Naka
    Kunikida-san's pretty wound up...
[05:18] Kuni
    Slash and burn like a pro,
[05:20] Naka
    His explanation's all over the place!
[05:20] Kuni
    stabbity-stab and beat them all!
[05:23] Naka
    It must mean the Agency's
    situation is pretty dire,
[05:28] Naka
    and all because of me.
[05:30] Kuni
    He'll come for sure.
[05:33] Kuni
    You caused this.
[05:36] Kuni
    The worst-case scenario may come to pass...
[05:39] Kuni
    Think about what you can do.
[05:43] Naka
    What I can do?
[05:49] Kuni
    By the way, brat.
[05:51] Kuni
    I've been looking for something...
[05:54] Kuni
    Have you seen my glasses?
SIGN    Episode 4: The Tragedy of the Fatalist
[06:36] Man
    It's time.
[06:43] Hiro
    Stay back.
[07:03] Hiro
    Sorry to bother you at work, folks.
[07:07] Workers
    Wh-Who the hell are you?
[07:10] Hiro
    We're here for work, as well.
[07:12] Hiro
    We'll be done soon enough.
[07:15] Hiro
    We've heard rumors that an unruly bunch
[07:18] Hiro
    have been selling Port Mafia
    cargo on the black market.
[07:21] Hiro
    They're supposedly based right here.
[07:24] Hiro
    We're just looking for evidence.
[07:27] Hiro
    Do you mind if I look through the cargo?
[07:35] Hiro
    There's the evidence, right here.
[07:49] Staff
    That's impossible!
[07:50] Staff
    It's a steel pipe.
[07:53] Hiro
    You've never seen a gift in action before?
[08:25] Hiro
    Kill them all.
[08:48] Hiro
    The best smokes are always
    after a job well done.
[08:57] Naka
    An explosion?
[08:59] Naka
    What's going on?
[09:12] Mob
    I hear it's a massacre.
[09:14] Mob
    Damn...
[09:16] Mob
    The military police say the
    Port Mafia's military squad did it...
[09:23] Mob
    The Black Lizard group,
     the most violent of them all.
[09:25] Mob
    The Black Lizard?
[09:27] Mob
    They're as good as special ops,
[09:29] Mob
    and merciless to boot.
[09:33] Naka
    The Port Mafia's Black Lizard...
[09:36] Naka
    If they were to attack the Agency...
[09:50] Naka
    The worst-case scenario.
[10:14] Higuchi
    Yes?
[10:15] Higuchi
    Who is this?
[10:18] Naka
    It's me.
[10:19] Higuchi
    Weretiger!
[10:21] Higuchi
    I see...
[10:22] Higuchi
    He saw the business card
    I left at the Agency.
[10:25] Higuchi
    Your colleagues saved you the other day,
[10:28] Higuchi
    but that won't be the case next time.
[10:31] Higuchi
    What do you want?
[10:33] Naka
    I'm going to quit the Agency.
[10:35] Naka
    I'm going to quit, and go on the run alone.
[10:37] Naka
    Catch me if you can!
[10:39] Higuchi
    I see.
[10:41] Higuchi
    So you're telling us to call
    off the war on the Agency?
[11:02] Higuchi
    Call the Black Lizard!
[11:18] Kuni
    Oh there you are, brat.
[11:21] Kuni
    Thanks to you, it's a huge mess.
[11:23] Kuni
    It's highly probable that this will
    turn into the worst-case scenario.
[11:25] Kuni
    Investigation Report
[11:26] Kuni
    Come help carry these—
[11:28] Kuni
    Hey!
[11:30] Naka
    There's no need to worry.
[11:33] Naka
    The worst-case scenario
    won't happen anymore.
[11:37] Naka
    This agency is safe.
[11:39] Kuni
    Huh?
[11:41] Kuni
    Hey!
[11:42] Kuni
    Come help, brat!
[11:43] Kuni
    Where are you running off to now?!
[11:50] Staff
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[11:52] Staff
    No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
[11:55] Staff
    The world would be a better place
[11:57] Staff
    if you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[12:07] Staff
    
[12:45] Hiro
    You're late.
[12:47] Hiro
    You're two minutes late.
SIGN    Black Lizard Commander
    Tachiwara Michizou
[12:50] Tachi
    Don't be so uptight, gramps.
[12:54] Tachi
    What a glum place.
[12:57] Tachi
    Where's Gin?
[12:59] Tachi
    Is he late, too?
[13:00] Hiro
    He's already here.
[13:02] Hiro
    He's behind you.
SIGN    Black Lizard Commander
SIGN    Gin
[13:08] Tachi
    Heh, a creep like always.
[13:12] Tachi
    You get on my nerves.
[13:20] Tachi
    Wanna fight?
[13:24] Hiro
    Stop it, fools.
[13:27] Hiro
    Would either of you like to be reported KIA?
SIGN    Black Lizard Leader,
    Hirotsu Ryuurou
SIGN    Ability:
    Falling Camellia
[13:33] Tachi
    Fine.
[13:35] Tachi
    You're a hard one to read.
[13:45] Hiro
    We're all here.
[13:47] Higuchi
    Well done.
[13:48] Hiro
    And?
[13:50] Hiro
    What's the target that takes
    three of us to crush?
[13:53] Higuchi
    The target...
[13:55] Higuchi
    is the Armed Detective Agency's office.
[13:58] Hiro
    The Agency?
[14:00] Hiro
    Not the weretiger, then?
[14:02] Higuchi
    The previous attempt failed
[14:04] Higuchi
    because the Agency interfered.
[14:06] Higuchi
    We won't make the same mistake twice.
[14:08] Higuchi
    We'll annihilate the Agency first to
    prevent them from acting as his guard.
[14:12] Hiro
    No survivors?
[14:15] Higuchi
    Fine by me.
[14:19] Hiro
    Understood.
[14:35] Higuchi
    I can't have Akutagawa-senpai
    taking a back seat
[14:39] Higuchi
    to a mere detective agency!
SIGN    Fear death.
[14:47] Aku
    Fear death.
SIGN    Fear slaughter.
[14:50] Aku
    Fear slaughter.
[14:52] Aku
    Those who desire death
[14:56] Aku
    have an equal desire to die.
[15:01] Aku
    Worthless men
[15:03] Aku
    have no right to draw breath.
[15:11] Aku
    Your resolve is admirable.
[15:15] Aku
    I will give you a reason to live.
[15:20] D
    I have finally found a reason to live.
[15:24] D
    A reason to live?
[15:26] D
    No, a reason I'd kept on living till now.
[15:30] D
    That's right.
[15:31] D
    I've lived to this day so that I can
    be in a double-suicide with you.
[15:35] D
    I'm sure of it.
[15:36] D
    Ah, bella donna.
[15:39] Woman
    Feel free to do it on your own..
[15:41] D
    A double-suicide is not possible alone.
[15:44] Woman
    By the way, Dazai-san?
[15:45] Woman
    Do you have a proper life insurance policy?
[15:49] D
    Why would you ask that, bella donna?
[15:52] Woman
    Well...
[15:54] Woman
    Because you have racked up quite a tab.
[15:58] Woman
    If you haven't gotten one yet,
[16:01] Woman
    I'll be happy to refer you one.
[16:08] D
    Ah, your vitality is blinding.
[16:12] Woman
    Aw, if that's the best you've
    got for changing the subject,
[16:15] Woman
    I'm going to go ahead and barge into
    your agency on the fourth floor.
[16:17] D
    Ah, your decisiveness is even more blinding.
[16:29] Tachi
    Not even a sentry?
[16:31] Tachi
    Talk about careless.
[16:51] Kuni
    Who are you?
[16:53] Hiro
    Apologies.
[16:54] Hiro
    Even though you're a detective agency,
    we forgot to make an appointment.
[16:58] Hiro
    And we forgot to knock.
[17:00] Kuni
    The Port Mafia's Black Lizard.
[17:03] Hiro
    Well, I hope you'll overlook these mishaps.
[17:06] Hiro
    Our errand will be over soon enough.
[17:36] (Flashback) Staff
    Get out, you good-for-nothing!
[17:37] (Flashback) Staff
    No orphanage would welcome the likes of you!
[17:39] (Flashback) Staff
    The world would be a better place if
    you'd just die in a ditch somewhere!
[17:46] Naka
    They were right.
[17:51] Naka
    There's nowhere I can belong.
[18:03] Naka
    Gunshots?
[18:04] Naka
    But that's where...
[18:15] Naka
    Why's the Agency being attacked?!
[18:19] Naka
    Oh, sorry!
[18:39] Naka
    Why is this happening?
[18:42] Naka
    It's all because of me
[18:44] Naka
    that everyone's in danger again!
[18:48] Naka
    Stop!
[18:52] Hiro
    What?
[18:54] Naka
    Huh?
[18:57] Naka
    Huh?
[18:58] Kenji
    There!
[19:00] Kenji
    Hup.
[19:05] Kuni
    So you're finally back, brat.
[19:07] Naka
    Uhh...
[19:18] Kuni
    This is why I hate raids.
[19:21] Kuni
    They really throw off
    our budget projections.
[19:23] Kuni
    How much do you think repairing the office
[19:25] Kuni
    and replacing inventory will cost?!
[19:29] Yosano
    Using machine guns for a raid
    was a little over the top.
[19:32] Yosano
    It's your turn to go
    around the neighborhood
[19:36] Yosano
    with apologies and gifts, Kunikida-kun.
[19:40] Kuni
    So it is the worst-case scenario!
[19:43] Naka
    Huh?
[19:44] Naka
    So this is the "worst-case scenario"?
[19:47] Naka
    This is the Port Mafia military squad
    said to be on par with special ops?
[19:53] Naka
    Huh?
[19:55] Kenji
    Kunikida-san, what should we do with them?
[19:58] Kuni
    Throw them out the window.
[20:00] Kenji
    Roger!
[20:01] Kenji
    Hup, hup.
[20:03] Kenji
    One...
[20:04] Kenji
    Two...
[20:05] Kuni
    For the umpteenth time,
[20:05] Kenji
    Three!
[20:06] Kuni
    I wish they'd give up on raids.
[20:09] Naka
    So it's the "umpteenth" time?
[20:14] Naka
    The Agency's far more violent
    than the Port Mafia.
[20:20] Kenji
    Bye!
[20:22] Kuni
    Hurry up and help with the clean-up, brat!
[20:27] Kenji
    Have a nice trip!
[20:28] Kuni
    I can't believe you wandered
    off in the middle of it all!
[20:32] Kuni
    I told you, you're a member
    of the Agency now.
[20:34] Kuni
    You should be thinking about
    what you yourself can do.
[20:38] Kuni
    Well, helping with clean-up
    is about all you can do.
[20:43] (Flashback) Kuni
    Think about what you can do.
[20:49] Naka
    I see.
[21:03] Kuni
    Hey, if you've got time to laugh...
[21:09] Kuni
    What, are you crying?
[21:11] Naka
    I... I... I'm not crying!
[21:15] Kuni
    You are.
[21:18] Naka
    I'm not!
[21:20] Kuni
    Just look at you.
[21:22] Kuni
    You're so typical for your generation.
[21:26] Kuni
    Even when given a job,
[21:27] Kuni
    you just go off and play without permission.
[21:28] Kuni
    You cry if anyone gives so
    much as a word of criticism.
[21:30] Naka
    That's not it.
[21:32] Naka
    That's not what this is about.
[21:33] Kuni
    But you're crying.
[21:35] Naka
    I am...
[21:37] Naka
    But that isn't what it's about!
[21:39] Naka
    
[23:11] Rampo
    The only reason they can call
    themselves a detective agency
[23:14] Rampo
    and function as one
[23:16] Rampo
    is my ability, Ultra-Deduction.
[23:18] Rampo
    Oh, a murder case has
    arrived on our doorstep.
[23:21] Rampo
    Okay, Atsushi-kun,
[23:22] Rampo
    come with me on the case.
[23:24] Naka
    Uh, I'm not sure I'm up to the task...
SIGN    Next time on Bungo Stray Dogs, Episode 5: Murder on D Street.
SIGN    Episode 5:
[23:34] Naka
    Is this going to be an
    actual detective story?
[23:36] Ranpo
    All is well that is well by me.
[23:38] ---