18 - Mr Benny's Good Fortune

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[00:39] ---
    I have a big gun
[00:40] ---
    I took it from my Lord
[00:42] ---
    Sick with Justice
[00:43] ---
    I just wanna feel you
[00:45] ---
    I'm your angel
[00:47] ---
    Only a ring away
[00:49] ---
    You make me violate you
[00:51] ---
    No matter who you are
[00:59] ---
    It's all up to you
[01:01] ---
    No one lives forever
[01:02] ---
    Been burn in the hell
[01:04] ---
    By all those pigs out there
[01:06] ---
    It's always been hell
[01:07] ---
    From when I was born
[01:09] ---
    They make me violate them
[01:11] ---
    No matter who they are
[01:12] ---
    Get down on your knees
[01:14] ---
    Get a good head on your shoulders
[01:16] ---
    If it's for your guys
[01:17] ---
    Go to the end of the earth
[01:19] ---
    Do what you think
[01:21] ---
    Give it with dedication
[01:22] ---
    I'll put out your misery
[01:26] ---
    You made a mess
[01:27] ---
    For Christ sakes, this rotten world
[01:29] ---
    Shit out of luck
[01:31] ---
    Go with my vision
[01:33] ---
    Light up the fire
[01:34] ---
    Right on the power
[01:36] ---
    Weapon... I have it all
[01:44] ---
    Weapon... I have it all
[01:56] ---
    What do we do now? We can't go
    up any higher. Do you have a plan?
[02:02] ---
    I'm thinking about it.
[02:03] ---
    Is that so?
[02:08] ---
    Ouch!
[02:13] ---
    This is where the real fight begins!
[02:15] ---
    She's headed your way!
[02:23] ---
    Did you get her?
[02:24] ---
    I dunno.
[02:25] ---
    Be careful.
[02:26] ---
    Yeah.
[02:32] ---
    Got you! Yes I did!
[02:38] ---
    Oh! I thought I'd be able
    to take your head off.
[02:41] ---
    That voice tells me it's
    the nun that got caught.
[02:44] ---
    It's your turn, Sawyer!
[02:47] ---
    Damn it!
[02:49] ---
    Shit!
[02:52] ---
    Revy, the knife-wielder's just a distraction.
[02:55] ---
    The real attacker is her. Hurry and get her.
[02:58] ---
    Of course. Helping you won't
    earn me a single penny.
[03:02] ---
    Bye.
[03:02] ---
    Shit.
[03:03] ---
    Get through this.
[03:04] ---
    Yeah.
[03:09] ---
    Feint operation is a success.
    Miss hostage nun.
[03:12] ---
    Hey, listen up, slut!
[03:15] ---
    Throw away your gun and come out!
[03:18] ---
    You'll go to hell if you let a nun die!
    That's not a good thing!
[03:21] ---
    Revy! Don't worry about me and shoot her!
[03:26] ---
    Nice acting, nun. The slut's not inside.
[03:30] ---
    Now...
[03:31] ---
    Hey, hey, hey!
[03:32] ---
    Wait! Wait! Give me a sec.
    Listen to what I hafta say.
[03:37] ---
    I'm not stupid. I'm not letting you buy time.
[03:41] ---
    I thought you'd go to hell for killing a nun.
[03:44] ---
    I'm an atheist. Your religion
    has nothing to do with me.
[03:48] ---
    Goodbye, nun!
[03:50] ---
    You fool. The hell express is here
    for you a lot faster than you think.
[03:53] ---
    Look behind you!
[04:02] ---
    She's here! She's here! She's here!
[04:05] ---
    Do something about her!
[04:06] ---
    Wait, hold on. This is no time to panic.
[04:08] ---
    No time to panic? Are you stupid?!
[04:11] ---
    Then what else do you suggest we do?
[04:14] ---
    But a pitfall? That's just stupid!
[04:17] ---
    Don't call it stupid! The wood below the
    roof between us is conveniently rotten.
[04:24] ---
    Now I got you.
[04:30] ---
    We're almost in port. We'll be
    close enough to see them soon.
[04:33] ---
    So? Can you see anything?
[04:34] ---
    Not yet. Just the Buddha by
    the inlet and the city's lights.
[04:39] ---
    Why, that's... Damn it!
[04:41] ---
    Aw, shit! Fucking wonderful!
[04:44] ---
    What's wrong, Dutch?
    Is Roanapur under nuclear attack?
[04:48] ---
    That would be a lot better
    than this. Damn it!
[04:51] ---
    Then I wouldn't be the
    only one who's at a loss.
[04:54] ---
    Some idiot's started a
    huge-ass bonfire at my dock!
[05:14] ---
    It hurts, damn it!
[05:17] ---
    Eda, you stupid bitch! I can't believe you
    gave away that I was sneaking up on her.
[05:19] ---
    Sorry.
[05:20] ---
    I've been skewered!
[05:21] ---
    Sorry.
[05:22] ---
    You whore.
[05:24] ---
    If I hadn't distracted her, I wouldn't
    have been able to drill bullets in her.
[05:27] ---
    But that's not important right now.
    What's going on above?
[05:30] ---
    The ladder's no good. That ghost
    woman cut it down. Damn, this hurts!
[05:35] ---
    What's going on? Who told you
    to start a Valencian fire festival?
[05:40] ---
    Torch! My orders were to capture
    Jane, not to burn anything!
[05:46] ---
    They're on the roof.
[05:49] ---
    The fire's so fierce, I can't get up there.
[05:53] ---
    Now come on. Come right this way.
[05:57] ---
    Straight over here.
[06:00] ---
    She seems to be in a really
    good mood for some reason.
[06:06] ---
    Usually, I just dismember and my job's over.
[06:11] ---
    Jobs like this are nice,
    every once in a while.
[06:17] ---
    I won't kill you today.
[06:20] ---
    What are you gonna do? She started talking!
[06:23] ---
    But I might help myself to a
    couple of your hands and feet.
[06:32] ---
    I'm a cleaner. Always
    cleaning up after people.
[06:39] ---
    But today is different. Today, I'm stepping
    over everyone to reach higher.
[06:45] ---
    I'm playing the position of the Forward.
    Now, shall we begin?
[06:49] ---
    Take responsibility for this.
[06:51] ---
    How?
[06:52] ---
    It's all right. I had my throat slit,
[06:58] ---
    but I'm still alive.
[07:07] ---
    What now?!
[07:08] ---
    The fire got to the high-octane
    gasoline in the dock! Damn it!
[07:12] ---
    She's still smiling!
[07:15] ---
    She's gonna start talking all
    creepy again and cut me up!
[07:19] ---
    Do something!
[07:20] ---
    Don't be ridiculous!
[07:27] ---
    What?
[07:28] ---
    What is it?
[07:32] ---
    What's going on? Explain this!
[07:34] ---
    How should I know? I have no
    idea what's going on either.
[07:38] ---
    Oh no!
[07:43] ---
    Rock! Are you all right?
    What happened to that ghost woman?
[07:46] ---
    Ah, well... she's here.
[07:51] ---
    I'm having trouble comprehending
    the situation. What did you do?
[07:55] ---
    Nothing really comes to mind.
[07:57] ---
    It's true. She dropped her voice machine
    and suddenly started acting like that.
[08:02] ---
    She's one of those. I bet
    she's got emotional issues.
[08:06] ---
    I've seen people like this before.
[08:08] ---
    This is a problem.
[08:09] ---
    Hey. Ghost woman.
[08:11] ---
    Idiot. This is what you get for
    doing stuff you're not used to.
[08:13] ---
    Revy. You're hurt.
[08:15] ---
    I'm all right. It's not as deep as it looks.
[08:19] ---
    Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
    Isn't this building collapsing?
[08:26] ---
    The dock's breaking up in the fire!
[08:28] ---
    Can you see Revy and the others?
[08:30] ---
    I can't confirm it.
[08:31] ---
    But if we do something, she'll work in
    sync. She has a knack for doing that.
[08:36] ---
    Benny! Rush in and pull a 180
    just before we get to the pier!
[08:40] ---
    All right! I'm pretty good at docking.
[08:52] ---
    Hey, hey, hey!
[08:54] ---
    What's going on?!
[08:56] ---
    I am here to take your life! I have
    my reasons for joining this hunt!
[09:03] ---
    My name is Wizard! Lotton the Wizard!
[09:08] ---
    While I have no grudge against you...
[09:23] ---
    Damn it. It's been completely destroyed.
[09:33] ---
    Damn it.
[09:37] ---
    It's our boat!
[09:38] ---
    About time.
[09:41] ---
    Good. It's coming in. Get to the pier!
[09:46] ---
    There they are! It's them! After them!
[09:51] ---
    Stop!
[10:04] ---
    Touchdown, Dutch!
[10:05] ---
    Go, Benny!
[10:06] ---
    Roger!
[10:07] ---
    Wait!
[10:12] ---
    Damn it! A few got onto the boat!
[10:16] ---
    Rock! Get that girl inside!
[10:19] ---
    Over here!
[10:32] ---
    Oh, you're alive, too.
    You're extremely lucky.
[10:37] ---
    Were you watching?
[10:38] ---
    Yeah. Well, mostly.
[10:41] ---
    Did I look good?
[10:44] ---
    You looked no better than the king of idiots.
[10:47] ---
    I suggest you stop
    making entrances like that.
[10:53] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:56] ---
    Do I look like I'm in shape
    to do the Lion Dance to you?
[11:00] ---
    Next time, you should
    wear a bulletproof vest.
[11:04] ---
    It's assuring to have, just in case.
[11:09] ---
    A real weapon is one of offense.
[11:13] ---
    Either way, there won't be
    a next time with this wound.
[11:18] ---
    I'll take you to a doctor.
[11:22] ---
    I can't allow a girl to
    die right in front of me.
[11:29] ---
    You're not cut out to be
    killing in a city like this.
[11:32] ---
    You'd make a great host at a bordello.
[11:37] ---
    I am much too clumsy for that.
[11:43] ---
    If she's alive, let's take her with us.
[11:48] ---
    She's lucky, too.
[11:50] ---
    Lobos! Where's that shithead Lobos?!
[11:53] ---
    You called?
[11:54] ---
    Where's Russell?!
[11:55] ---
    Why hasn't he come back yet?!
[11:56] ---
    You can't ask for the impossible.
    Naturally, he's having trouble.
[12:00] ---
    Damn you!
[12:01] ---
    How do you explain the mud pasted all
    over my face in front of Don Geralamo?
[12:05] ---
    I understand how you feel, but--
[12:06] ---
    You bastard!
[12:08] ---
    If you've got a head capable
    of understanding anything,
[12:10] ---
    start requesting soldiers from our homeland!
[12:13] ---
    But that'll start a war with the
    Russians and Chinese in this city.
[12:17] ---
    Fine by me! Take me to a phone right now!
    I'm making an international call!
[12:23] ---
    Please give me a moment.
[12:31] ---
    There's a door here. I'm going down.
    You guys get rid of their gunmen.
[12:37] ---
    Roger.
[12:40] ---
    Damn it. I'm going back to the controls.
[12:43] ---
    We're shorthanded here, Dutch!
[12:44] ---
    I'll take them on a rodeo. Even Tuff
    Hedeman would be scared of this bull.
[12:49] ---
    Sounds like fun, Dutch. Let me
    know when you're about to go wild.
[12:53] ---
    Oww.
[12:54] ---
    Are you all right? Sorry for rushing you.
[12:57] ---
    Yeah, thanks to you, I fell in face-first.
[13:00] ---
    I let Dutch take over the
    driving. Is this our guest?
[13:05] ---
    Welcome aboard the Lagoon.
    Just call me Benny.
[13:09] ---
    Janet Bhai. Call me Jane.
[13:13] ---
    We've actually got some
    uninvited guests on board.
[13:16] ---
    So, relax in my room.
    We're downsizing our defense line.
[13:21] ---
    Oh, and please don't touch the hardware.
[13:26] ---
    Not a single thing.
[13:28] ---
    We're about to start the
    rough stock. You ready?
[13:31] ---
    Wait. Eda. Hang on to this.
[13:33] ---
    What are you up to?
[13:34] ---
    All right, make this bull dance!
[13:42] ---
    What do you think, Eda?! You happy?!
[13:44] ---
    What the hell?!
[13:51] ---
    Die!
[13:53] ---
    I have a question. Is this boat
    always driven like this?
[13:58] ---
    Only today, just by chance.
[14:00] ---
    For a second, I thought your real
    job was to kill customers this way.
[14:04] ---
    Bastard! Don't get so excited, you punk!
[14:09] ---
    That was careless of you, Revy.
    You're outta bullets?
[14:11] ---
    I'll earn my wings when I get rid of you.
[14:14] ---
    Revy. Use this.
[14:19] ---
    How did you like that rodeo?
[14:21] ---
    Great. It was a lot of fun.
[14:23] ---
    You've gotta be kidding me.
    I never wanna go through that again.
[14:27] ---
    Revy?
[14:31] ---
    I'll take care of this one.
[14:33] ---
    We've got one more that
    snuck into the engine room.
[14:37] ---
    Eda. Take care of that one.
[14:39] ---
    Sure thing, partner.
[14:40] ---
    What is this place? Jane! Where are you?!
[14:44] ---
    How long before we reach
    the port we're headed to?
[14:47] ---
    I'd say roughly eight hours.
[14:49] ---
    All right. That's plenty of time.
    Mr. Japanese, get my laptop from my bag.
[14:56] ---
    I don't have any bag.
[14:58] ---
    You don't? Why not? Are you stupid?!
    What do you mean by that?!
[15:03] ---
    How should I know? If it was so important,
    why didn't you take care of it yourself?!
[15:06] ---
    You don't get it!
[15:07] ---
    Get what?!
[15:08] ---
    Don't get rough. You'll
    damage the electronics.
[15:12] ---
    I can't do anything without my things!
[15:14] ---
    If I don't have my laptop computer,
    if I can't access the web...
[15:18] ---
    Computer?
[15:20] ---
    Jane! Where are you?!
    Hey! Come out!
[15:24] ---
    Shit! Shit! Shit!
[15:25] ---
    There's no path from here to
    the front. How dare it mock me.
[15:28] ---
    I'll show you, stupid engine! When this
    is over, I'll drink until I get sick of it!
[15:35] ---
    I'll run all over Rawhide and I'll fuck
    expensive women until my balls hurt!
[15:42] ---
    You're really excited about this.
    Way to go, cowboy. You're a true stud.
[15:47] ---
    But before you do that, why don't
    you give God a call and ask
[15:50] ---
    if you should be worried about your
    balls being blown to heaven first.
[15:59] ---
    Dutch. He's blocking my
    field of vision with his fire.
[16:02] ---
    That's a pain.
[16:03] ---
    I need another bull ride.
[16:04] ---
    Can you do it? That guy's
    pretty quick for a fatso.
[16:10] ---
    I'll signal you once I lure him to his grave.
[16:12] ---
    All right. That should be easy enough.
    What are your chances?
[16:16] ---
    It depends on your timing. Here I go!
[16:22] ---
    Don't get in my way, you damned nun!
    I'm sick of dealing with you guys!
[16:27] ---
    Like I care, country bumpkin!
    Then get off this boat!
[16:32] ---
    I can't do that!
[16:34] ---
    --Shut up!
[16:34] ---
    --The plates are mine, shithead!
[16:34] ---
    --The plates are mine, shithead!
[16:38] ---
    You don't have the plates?
[16:40] ---
    The plates are in the ocean of the web.
[16:42] ---
    All that was left was for us to
    collect all the engineering data
[16:46] ---
    scattered around the world and create them.
[16:49] ---
    But because the data manager
    died, I can't get to it.
[16:53] ---
    The encryption is automatically
    changed every day. I give up.
[16:57] ---
    We've already been paid by the
    Ripoff Church, so we're fine, but...
[17:02] ---
    The problem is Eda.
[17:04] ---
    The moment she finds out that
    you don't have the plates,
[17:06] ---
    she'll find a new way to crucify you
    that would impress even Jesus Christ.
[17:09] ---
    That's a joke, right?
[17:11] ---
    Roanapur is the kind of place where all
    jokes of a violent nature come true.
[17:15] ---
    Right.
[17:16] ---
    Then...
[17:17] ---
    ...will you let me use your machines,
    just for a short time?!
[17:20] ---
    I refuse.
[17:20] ---
    Why not?! Stingy, stingy, stingy!
[17:23] ---
    I won't lend them to you
    no matter what you say.
[17:24] ---
    I'd rather drink a pint of castor oil
    than let anyone use my machines.
[17:30] ---
    But as long as I'm using them,
    that's a different story.
[17:34] ---
    I'm a little interested in what
    tricks your operator used.
[17:39] ---
    Don't disappoint me.
[17:41] ---
    If it's something a junior high school
    student could've come up with,
[17:44] ---
    I'll charge you a fee for my time.
[17:49] ---
    Oh my. I get a kick outta playing
    chase with a young lady like you.
[17:54] ---
    But frankly, my body just can't keep up.
[17:57] ---
    How about you give up and be burned?
[18:02] ---
    It'll only take an instant. My wife
    didn't even take five minutes.
[18:07] ---
    I'll be content as long as I can smell
    the scent of your skin charring.
[18:11] ---
    The weather is perfect, young lady.
    It's a perfect day for a barbecue party.
[18:18] ---
    Dutch! Ride!
[18:25] ---
    You're a rocket man, baby!
[18:32] ---
    I understand. This boat
    really is out to kill me.
[18:36] ---
    No, it's just by chance. By chance.
[18:37] ---
    Is that so? Well, at least let
    me see the data before I die.
[18:41] ---
    It's not an IFSR or an exchange code.
    My gut tells me it's a GOST type.
[18:47] ---
    We could also cause a buffer
    overflow and take control quickly.
[18:52] ---
    But using force isn't very elegant.
[18:54] ---
    Who cares about elegance?
[18:56] ---
    Don't rush it. I'm running six paths
    in parallel against the GOST.
[19:01] ---
    If one of the indicators on the screen is
    a hit, it'll start downloading any moment.
[19:06] ---
    Sounds like my partner
    just took care of the fatso.
[19:10] ---
    You're the only one left, cowboy.
[19:14] ---
    If you resist, I'll blow your head
    off and toss you in the ocean.
[19:18] ---
    I got it. I got it. Damn it.
    This isn't even funny.
[19:21] ---
    How can I possibly go back to the boss?
[19:24] ---
    There's no need to do that.
    Lobos will take care of him.
[19:27] ---
    He knows very well how
    things work in Roanapur.
[19:30] ---
    That Lobos guy? Finish Mr. Elvis?
[19:35] ---
    Like he could do that.
[19:39] ---
    What?
[19:40] ---
    Wait a second. I've seen
    you before. In Florida?
[19:45] ---
    No, I know. It was Dirty City,
    Washington D.C. I'm sure of it!
[19:51] ---
    Is that so? I don't know you. I was born
    in Alabama. I've never been to D.C.
[19:58] ---
    Then I'll rephrase that and say a
    woman who looked just like you.
[20:01] ---
    You've been wearing those
    sunglasses and that outfit,
[20:03] ---
    so I didn't realize it until now.
[20:05] ---
    Damn, when was it? It was when
    Don Geralamo was in D.C., so...
[20:10] ---
    It was him. That man!
[20:12] ---
    Hey. You'd better stop there, cowboy.
    You've got the wrong person, anyway.
[20:17] ---
    I remember! That stupid
    senator, Jack Bonham!
[20:22] ---
    Tally ho! It was a GOST!
[20:25] ---
    Your operator was skilled,
    but he wasn't thorough enough.
[20:28] ---
    I'm as great as Kevin Mitnick.
    Yeah! I'm amazing!
[20:33] ---
    There. I won the bet. What's my prize?
[20:46] ---
    You know, you're so cute and sexy.
[20:54] ---
    That woman was wearing
    a navy blue suit, right?
[20:58] ---
    She was having a dinner meeting with
    the senator and several other men.
[21:03] ---
    At a French restaurant
    called the Fontainebleau.
[21:06] ---
    That's right! The Fontainebleau!
    But why were you with a senator?
[21:12] ---
    At that time, she and her
    superiors were talking about
[21:15] ---
    contact with foreign countries
    within the EAEC that opposed NAFTA
[21:23] ---
    and how to deal with them.
[21:26] ---
    You wouldn't be...
[21:28] ---
    You're mistaken.
[21:29] ---
    She's someone else. I'm just a
    damned nun from the Ripoff Church.
[21:34] ---
    But I'll tell you one thing that's true.
[21:38] ---
    I wasn't born in Alabama.
    My hometown is Langley, Virginia.
[21:44] ---
    You're CIA?!
[21:51] ---
    Hey, it sure took you long enough.
[21:54] ---
    Yeah.
[21:55] ---
    Did you send him off to hell?
[22:01] ---
    We're almost in port. Let's take it easy.
[22:04] ---
    Sure thing. God's in heaven
    and all's well in the world.
[23:41] ---
    "Next episode"
[23:43] ---
    Okay. I won't be too long.
[23:45] ---
    After that, I'm leaving, partner.