16 - Greenback Jane

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    I have a big gun
[00:40] ---
    I took it from my Lord
[00:42] ---
    Sick with Justice
[00:43] ---
    I just wanna feel you
[00:45] ---
    I'm your angel
[00:47] ---
    Only a ring away
[00:49] ---
    You make me violate you
[00:51] ---
    No matter who you are
[00:59] ---
    It's all up to you
[01:01] ---
    No one lives forever
[01:02] ---
    Been burn in the hell
[01:04] ---
    By all those pigs out there
[01:06] ---
    It's always been hell
[01:07] ---
    From when I was born
[01:09] ---
    They make me violate them
[01:11] ---
    No matter who they are
[01:12] ---
    Get down on your knees
[01:14] ---
    Get a good head on your shoulders
[01:16] ---
    If it's for your guys
[01:17] ---
    Go to the end of the earth
[01:19] ---
    Do what you think
[01:21] ---
    Give it with dedication
[01:22] ---
    I'll put out your misery
[01:26] ---
    You made a mess
[01:27] ---
    For Christ sakes, this rotten world
[01:29] ---
    Shit out of luck
[01:31] ---
    Go with my vision
[01:33] ---
    Light up the fire
[01:34] ---
    Right on the power
[01:36] ---
    Weapon... I have it all
[01:44] ---
    Weapon... I have it all
[01:58] ---
    Your selfishness is causing
    us problems, young lady.
[02:01] ---
    Sure, we'd prefer a better product.
    But everything has a time limit to it.
[02:08] ---
    Soccer, baseball, the stock exchange,
    and even fucking.
[02:14] ---
    You people are fools.
[02:16] ---
    It's incomplete. Too incomplete.
[02:19] ---
    I can't allow something
    like this into the world.
[02:21] ---
    We're not trying to trick the
    people of the Mint Bureau.
[02:25] ---
    You and that fellow
    from the computer shop
[02:28] ---
    are the only ones in this
    room saying anything like that.
[02:31] ---
    And yet, you've already gone over
    the estimate you initially submitted
[02:34] ---
    by two hundred thousand dollars.
[02:38] ---
    And the promised completion
    date was two months ago!
[02:43] ---
    I wouldn't think such a thing,
    but a few of the directors tell me that,
[02:49] ---
    well, this girl is screwing with us,
[02:51] ---
    as if she thinks we have
    the brains of a reptile.
[02:55] ---
    Theo. Don't stop.
[02:57] ---
    And that girl would be you.
[03:01] ---
    Oh, sorry. Of course,
    I would not think such a thing.
[03:06] ---
    If it were true, sadly, I might end
    up crushing you to smithereens.
[03:14] ---
    Do I look like a man who would raise
    his hand to a woman? I don't, do I?
[03:20] ---
    There's not much that I can do.
[03:25] ---
    Come on. Put yourself in the position
    of the guy who has to clean up this mess.
[03:29] ---
    --What did you do that for?! Now, now..
[03:31] ---
    --Oh, stop screaming.
[03:33] ---
    We don't have the time to stand
    around enjoying your hobby with you.
[03:36] ---
    And we're not wealthy enough
    to be wasting money on you.
[03:39] ---
    Have something impressive
    completed within 48 hours, young lady.
[03:55] ---
    Damn, it's hot! Oww.
[03:59] ---
    Sheesh! How much did I drink last night?
[04:05] ---
    Well, I'm known as Revy,
[04:07] ---
    the girl who becomes stingier
    the more drunk she gets.
[04:11] ---
    But oh, boy.
[04:16] ---
    Shit! It's damn hot enough as it is.
    What a pathetic start to a day.
[04:28] ---
    How about this?
[04:30] ---
    It's all mine!
[04:31] ---
    What?!
[04:34] ---
    I'm taking a piss. We'll start
    over when I get back.
[04:48] ---
    There. No, I wasn't fixing the
    game or anything. I was just...
[04:56] ---
    Let me out! Hey!
[05:12] ---
    Man. What's with this city?
    It's so damn shady.
[05:18] ---
    The shepherd. What would his weapon be?
[05:24] ---
    The Book of Psalms. Psalm 23, verse 15.
[05:28] ---
    "Though I walk through the
    valley of the shadow of death."
[05:30] ---
    What I wanna know is what did
    the shepherd take with him?
[05:35] ---
    Model Jericho, 941 FBL.
[05:39] ---
    You serious? That's lame.
[05:43] ---
    Then what's your answer?
[05:45] ---
    Isn't it obvious? This guy.
[05:48] ---
    That's stupid. He was Jewish, right?
[05:51] ---
    Then he had to have taken
    something made in Israel.
[05:53] ---
    Quit your impertinent talk.
    You're nothing but a monkey.
[05:57] ---
    It's hot. If I knew your air conditioner
    was broken, I wouldn't have come.
[06:02] ---
    And the boat's way out in
    the dock. It's not my day.
[06:04] ---
    You don't have to tell me over and over.
[06:07] ---
    You're not a broken jukebox.
[06:10] ---
    By the way, that guy, your handsome sailor.
[06:14] ---
    It's almost a year now since he came, right?
[06:17] ---
    He's nothing special. He won't get
    rid of that stupid business suit.
[06:21] ---
    If he encounters an enemy,
    he gets kidnapped.
[06:24] ---
    And his jokes are so lame, damn it!
[06:26] ---
    Who cares about any of that?! I wanna
    know whether or not you did it with him.
[06:35] ---
    Hey, what's wrong? You're no fun.
[06:38] ---
    Man, it's hot!
[06:46] ---
    Hello! Hello! I'm being chased!
[06:49] ---
    Help me!
[06:50] ---
    Someone's calling.
[06:51] ---
    --We're closed!
[06:51] ---
    --Hurry! Open it! Open up! Please!
[06:55] ---
    Open this door!
[06:59] ---
    Do you know what Jesus said in John 5?
[07:01] ---
    "Don't bring trouble into
    my home, you bitch!"
[07:06] ---
    But this is a church, right?
[07:09] ---
    So? God's not in. He's gone
    to Las Vegas on vacation.
[07:14] ---
    Please! I'm being chased!
[07:16] ---
    I can't count on anyone in this
    city and I'm not from here.
[07:20] ---
    I was told that the church
    might be able to help, and...
[07:22] ---
    I can't believe this! And
    you're supposed to be a sister?
[07:25] ---
    Come back on Judgment Day.
    You do that, and God will--
[07:33] ---
    Jane. Don't make things any more difficult.
    Come on. It's time to go home.
[07:39] ---
    Mister Elvis. Put your gun away.
[07:42] ---
    I've told you repeatedly that this isn't
    the same as the cities you're used to.
[07:44] ---
    Sister, I need to have a
    little talk with that girl.
[07:50] ---
    Eda!
[07:53] ---
    All right!
[07:58] ---
    Bastards!
[08:05] ---
    Any idiot who dares to fire at us...
[08:08] ---
    ...has gotta be prepared for some payback!
[08:20] ---
    What's going on?! Shit!
    Shoot at them! Kill them!
[08:23] ---
    Stop it! Don't fire! Guys, do not
    fire back no matter what!
[08:26] ---
    You idiot! Fire!
[08:28] ---
    Damn it!
[08:29] ---
    They're pissing me off!
[08:31] ---
    Sis! I've come to help!
[08:33] ---
    Call me Sister! Dimwit!
[08:36] ---
    I've never seen you. You new here?
[08:38] ---
    Yes! I'm Ricardo, in training
    to become a priest.
[08:41] ---
    I've heard a lot about you
    from Sis. Call me Rico.
[08:44] ---
    Rico! I'm telling you, don't call me Sis!
[08:47] ---
    Revy! Can you hear me, Revy?! It's Lobos!
[08:52] ---
    Please put away your guns.
    This is a misunderstanding!
[08:55] ---
    Please! We got a little crossed
    up in our communication!
[08:57] ---
    Don't take me for some idiot!
[08:59] ---
    Don't try and brush this
    off as some accident!
[09:02] ---
    Like she says! You Manneken Pis!
[09:04] ---
    If you think you can walk away unharmed
[09:06] ---
    after drilling bullets into the church,
    you've got another thing coming!
[09:10] ---
    Oh, dear God! We're doomed!
[09:16] ---
    My, my. What's this here? Oh, boy.
[09:21] ---
    Eda!
[09:23] ---
    What have I told you about
    doing this in the chapel?
[09:28] ---
    Oh, well that, Sister...
[09:30] ---
    We can deal with that later.
[09:32] ---
    We must first take care of these unbelievers
[09:34] ---
    the same way as the people of Beit Shemesh.
[09:48] ---
    Shit! Guys! We're leaving! Mister, you too!
[09:52] ---
    Damn it! Those damn bitches! I'll be back!
[09:55] ---
    I'll make minced meat outta you!
[10:02] ---
    My, my.
[10:04] ---
    Who's gonna pay for the repairs?
    And for the bullets we used.
[10:07] ---
    The cash just keeps floating away.
    Give me a break.
[10:12] ---
    Now, you've got a lot of
    explaining to do, young lady.
[10:24] ---
    Those guys are from the
    Nouveau Laredo Cartel.
[10:27] ---
    The organization works directly
    under the Gerolamo Familia,
[10:29] ---
    who claims Florida as its territory.
[10:31] ---
    I was hired by the cartel to
    fabricate old dollar bills.
[10:36] ---
    Although, my counterfeit bill design
    team is scattered all over the world,
[10:39] ---
    thanks to the internet, we've never
    had any problems with the work I do.
[10:42] ---
    I'm the team's chief organizer.
    The leader, if you will.
[10:46] ---
    So, what did you screw up to
    end up having them chase you?
[10:50] ---
    We didn't screw up!
[10:52] ---
    That was rude. It's just that
    those guys had no patience.
[10:55] ---
    Let me make this clear.
    The reason I accepted the job
[10:59] ---
    is because I was told I'd be able
    to make perfect counterfeit money.
[11:02] ---
    I was shocked with the Super-Z.
[11:04] ---
    The paper it created was absolutely perfect.
[11:07] ---
    What's most impressive is
    the composition percentage.
[11:09] ---
    The percentage of cotton to linen pulp
    is controlled at exactly 23 to 76.8.
[11:14] ---
    Although, there are those out there who'll
    produce their product on a laser printer,
[11:18] ---
    in my opinion, that is unacceptable!
[11:20] ---
    In comparison, these guys are pros.
[11:23] ---
    It's a printing machine
    custom made in Switzerland.
[11:26] ---
    We would do anything
    to get our hands on it,
[11:29] ---
    but security is so damn tight
    that it's really difficult.
[11:32] ---
    By the way, we print ours
    on a Heidelberg MF521,
[11:37] ---
    but it has its limits and it shows.
    Pretty pathetic, don't you think?
[11:41] ---
    But those guys, they give it a name
    like "enemy nation assault bills"
[11:44] ---
    and create a budget for it!
[11:45] ---
    I'd be able to make something
    just as good for a lot less! Really!
[11:49] ---
    But that machine causes a
    strain in the progress of work.
[11:52] ---
    Take the pressure along the
    outside of the faceplate number.
[11:55] ---
    We use an adjustment method
[11:56] ---
    for applying rubber in order to change
    the ink pressure in each section.
[11:59] ---
    But frankly, this method isn't too clever.
[12:02] ---
    The reason being
[12:03] ---
    using infrared hardening ink will allow
    the red blow ink to print naturally.
[12:09] ---
    We've had no problems with the green
    and black double layer printing sections.
[12:12] ---
    But with the method I just explained,
[12:14] ---
    you'd have to really perfect the details
    of the Department of Treasury label.
[12:17] ---
    Otherwise, the mounted section on
    the outside would come out uneven.
[12:19] ---
    And then...
[12:20] ---
    Hey, hey, hey! Question!
[12:22] ---
    Ah, yes?
[12:22] ---
    I'm sorry to interrupt you, but...
[12:25] ---
    What is it?
[12:26] ---
    Where does this story end?
[12:28] ---
    Do we get a bathroom break like
    they had in Battle of the Bulge?
[12:31] ---
    You're the ones who asked why I'm in this
    mess. What's wrong? Are you bored?
[12:35] ---
    Eda. This girl's attitude just reminded me.
[12:37] ---
    She's just like the bitch at
    my childhood welfare center.
[12:40] ---
    Well, whatever.
[12:42] ---
    Anyway, this type of research
    requires money and time. And so--
[12:45] ---
    All right, all right. I get the
    general picture. That's enough.
[12:48] ---
    So, you tried to screw those
    fellows with that introduction.
[12:53] ---
    You say the same thing that
    those fools were saying.
[12:55] ---
    Very well. Proof over theory.
[12:58] ---
    You want me to judge your work?
    I can tell with a glance. This is stupid.
[13:03] ---
    Look here. On this one,
    the print is off by half an inch
[13:06] ---
    and the green of the Department
    of Treasury mark is too strong.
[13:09] ---
    On the other hand, the thread work on
    this one is very detailed. Bingo, right?
[13:13] ---
    Oh, yeah? Then you'd take
    that bill in your right hand
[13:16] ---
    and hope to enjoy a day
    of shopping at Sears?
[13:19] ---
    Oh, I feel sorry for you.
    You're on your way to jail.
[13:22] ---
    Look carefully at the
    Federal Reserve Bank seal.
[13:28] ---
    I was certain you would be fooled.
[13:30] ---
    It's not unusual to see a printing shear
[13:33] ---
    or unevenness in the
    bills from the seventies.
[13:35] ---
    However, there is no bill printed by the
    Mint Bureau with an "M" in its label.
[13:39] ---
    It's clear now that Miss Revy's eyes
    are made out of glass.
[13:44] ---
    Okay, I believe you. Now then,
    let's get to the core of this story.
[13:52] ---
    We missed our deadline
    by a significant margin.
[13:55] ---
    But since I had an objective,
    I refused to compromise.
[13:58] ---
    Then they came and shot our operator
    who came with me from Germany!
[14:03] ---
    His job was to manage the data created
    by other members over the internet.
[14:07] ---
    All our effort so far has
    gone down the drain.
[14:10] ---
    They don't get it!
[14:12] ---
    So, then I got fed up with everything and
    said goodbye to that band of wild gorillas.
[14:17] ---
    And that's everything.
[14:18] ---
    You're the one at fault here.
[14:20] ---
    Well, yeah. You are.
[14:21] ---
    You made a promise.
[14:23] ---
    What?!
[14:23] ---
    No, I don't expect you to understand!
[14:25] ---
    Not anyone who spends
    their day, sunrise to sunset,
[14:27] ---
    wasting their time either fiddling with
    their gun or watching NYPD Blue.
[14:31] ---
    I guess you wouldn't believe it if I told
    you I watch The Oprah Winfrey Show.
[14:35] ---
    The correct answer,
    after the sound of gunfire.
[14:39] ---
    Young lady. You've been
    guided here by the Lord.
[14:41] ---
    You're very fortunate.
[14:43] ---
    That girl pointing her gun at
    you is an escape specialist.
[14:47] ---
    Though I wouldn't mind making
    a deal with you for that plate.
[14:51] ---
    I don't wanna give you
    anything that's not complete!
[14:53] ---
    But I'm pressed for time,
    so I can't be picky.
[14:57] ---
    Won't you buy it for thirty grand,
    separately from my escape expenses?
[15:00] ---
    I guess you're on your own.
    Make your request to some other god.
[15:03] ---
    Wha... But you people serve God, right?!
[15:06] ---
    Luke says, "You shall make friends,
    even if you use false money to do so."
[15:12] ---
    Never mind her, Eda. You can go
    ahead and die if you want, girl.
[15:15] ---
    I don't need your help, anyway.
[15:19] ---
    But I do thank you for saving me
    from a difficult situation. Goodbye.
[15:23] ---
    Hey. Wait one moment.
    Where are you staying tonight?
[15:26] ---
    I'll find some place.
[15:28] ---
    Any one of the regular motels and
    you'll have fresh holes in your ass
[15:31] ---
    before you have a chance
    to take your socks off.
[15:33] ---
    Now, to avoid that,
[15:36] ---
    there's a cheap lodge called Ramsap Inn
    just past the Chalquam market.
[15:40] ---
    Tell them you came from the church
    and they'll get you a room.
[15:45] ---
    I don't like how this feels.
[15:47] ---
    Of course, I'm not telling you this for free.
[15:49] ---
    Place an offering of about three
    hundred dollars in that tray there.
[15:52] ---
    I see. Although it's rotten, this is a
    church after all. I can agree to that.
[15:56] ---
    Hey, hey, hey. What's the big idea, Eda?
[15:59] ---
    What do you mean?
[16:01] ---
    Very well done, Sister Eda.
[16:03] ---
    That's a tree that grows gold. Keep a
    close eye on her so you don't lose sight.
[16:06] ---
    Yes, Sister.
[16:08] ---
    Those from the country
    are so easy to manipulate.
[16:11] ---
    Hey!
[16:12] ---
    Hi, Leroy! Long time no see!
[16:15] ---
    You know that girl that Choros
    and the guys are chasing after?
[16:18] ---
    Yeah, that East Indian girl.
[16:19] ---
    Damn you!
[16:20] ---
    What's the going rate for
    info on her whereabouts?
[16:23] ---
    You're playing dirty!
[16:25] ---
    You found out where Jane is?
[16:27] ---
    Yes, boss.
[16:28] ---
    That bastard Lobos is nothing but a
    cowardly airhead. You go instead.
[16:32] ---
    Yes, boss.
[16:33] ---
    Listen, Russell!
[16:34] ---
    Aside from the clothes they wear,
[16:36] ---
    the people living in this city
    are no different from the Moros!
[16:39] ---
    Can you believe it?! Even nuns at
    the church are firing guns! Ow, ow!
[16:44] ---
    Boss?
[16:44] ---
    Damn.
[16:46] ---
    I wanna leave this God's manure
    sink made of overcooked lunatics
[16:49] ---
    and return to civilized Florida.
    I wanna get back right away, damn it!
[16:53] ---
    Yes, boss.
[16:55] ---
    Russell.
[16:56] ---
    Capture the Indian girl and bring
    her to me, no matter what it takes.
[17:00] ---
    I'll give her a beating that'll
    make Dachau seem like paradise.
[17:04] ---
    Yes, boss. I accompanied you
    from Florida for times like this.
[17:09] ---
    In three days,
[17:11] ---
    you'll be watching the Caribbean
    sunset with Don Gerolamo, boss.
[17:16] ---
    Leave it to this trouble
    buster, "Groovy Guy" Russell.
[17:37] ---
    What's wrong? Get pricked by a thorn?
[17:40] ---
    I'm gonna kill you! Making money off
    a cheap trick like that! Gimme half!
[17:44] ---
    Like I said. You're being a fool.
    With something like that,
[17:49] ---
    you've gotta let it rest
    before you feast on it.
[17:51] ---
    Let it rest?
[17:55] ---
    What do you mean "let it rest"?
[17:57] ---
    Like the slot machines at the casino.
[17:59] ---
    Show them how easy it is to win,
[18:01] ---
    then they all come throwing
    their money at you.
[18:03] ---
    What are you planning?
[18:13] ---
    We're here, carpool customers.
[18:19] ---
    You've got that evil look on your face, Eda.
    What trick do you have up your sleeve?
[18:24] ---
    Come on. I work under
    an extraordinary trickster,
[18:27] ---
    the man who walked on the Sea of Galilee.
[18:30] ---
    A trick like this is nothing.
[18:33] ---
    Now, Rock's bringing the
    car around, right? Let's go.
[18:36] ---
    Hey, tell me. Where are we going?
[18:38] ---
    I dunno.
[18:38] ---
    Hey, Eda. Eda, come on!
[18:42] ---
    A nun?
[18:43] ---
    Come on! Hey, Eda!
[18:45] ---
    Damn.
[18:48] ---
    Who are the guys Lobos called here?!
[18:51] ---
    Everyone you see sitting at these tables.
[18:54] ---
    Very well. I'll give out your orders.
[18:57] ---
    One thousand dollars per person.
[18:59] ---
    She's staying in a motel called Ramsap Inn.
[19:02] ---
    Your job is to bring her back alive.
[19:06] ---
    If she retaliates, you're
    free to beat her up.
[19:10] ---
    It's an easy job that even a child could do.
[19:12] ---
    Forget the unnecessary
    comments, stupid idiot!
[19:15] ---
    It's only because we have the free time
    that we're accepting such a cheap job!
[19:18] ---
    You...
[19:19] ---
    Shen Hua's right, cowboy! Get back to
    inseminating your cows in Austin!
[19:24] ---
    Damn you!
[19:25] ---
    How dare some guy who just arrived
    here try to order us around!
[19:27] ---
    Get Lobos here! You won't do!
[19:29] ---
    Would you shut up and listen to
    what I have to say, you bastards?!
[19:31] ---
    Just introduce us to the new faces,
    and there will be no trouble.
[19:38] ---
    Who are you?
[19:40] ---
    Not a face I recognize either.
[19:43] ---
    Which organization is she
    getting her work from?
[19:46] ---
    What are you talking about? Shen Hua,
    you hired me for a job last Tuesday.
[19:53] ---
    I did?
[19:55] ---
    Hi! I'm late, I'm late.
    Sorry about that. Are you ready?
[20:00] ---
    Oh, how to cut him up? Boss Chang
    wanted to make an example outta him.
[20:05] ---
    He didn't tell me whether he
    wanted the meat chopped or minced.
[20:08] ---
    I guess it doesn't matter which.
[20:11] ---
    Well, he's all yours now. You can
    take care of things from here.
[20:20] ---
    What?!
[20:21] ---
    You're Sawyer the Cleaner?!
[20:22] ---
    So, that's what you look like.
[20:24] ---
    You're always wearing those
    goggles and white facemask.
[20:26] ---
    No wonder we didn't recognize you.
[20:28] ---
    All right. Hurry up and get to work, guys.
[20:30] ---
    Those are new faces over there.
[20:32] ---
    Oh, you're right. Haven't seen them before.
[20:35] ---
    You two. What are your names?
[20:37] ---
    I'm Claude "Torch" Weaver.
[20:40] ---
    Lotton the Wizard.
[20:43] ---
    Sorry to bother you while you're showing
    off, but is that milk you're drinking?
[20:48] ---
    I'm a non-drinker. Beer makes me puke.
[20:51] ---
    I don't drink for religious reasons.
[20:53] ---
    How unfitting.
[20:55] ---
    So, what do you use for hunting?
[20:59] ---
    This.
[21:01] ---
    And you? Doesn't look like you have a gun.
[21:10] ---
    You idiot! Are you trying
    to burn down the bar?!
[21:13] ---
    Y-Y-You guys cut it out, already!
[21:15] ---
    Oh, well. At least now we
    know what we'll be using.
[21:19] ---
    Is everyone okay with that?!
[21:20] ---
    Right on.
[21:21] ---
    --Let's get this over with and have a drink.
[21:22] ---
    --Hey, is Ramsap Inn far from here?
[21:25] ---
    Let's take our cars.
[21:26] ---
    You're picking up the bill.
[21:28] ---
    Damn it.
[21:28] ---
    Cowboy.
[21:29] ---
    What are you just standing there for?
    We'll leave without you.
[21:32] ---
    Okay, this path is good.
    Bring it to the side and stop.
[21:37] ---
    Alright, thank you, sir.
[21:39] ---
    Are you sure this spot will be okay?
[21:41] ---
    I don't understand the logic behind this.
[21:42] ---
    Shut up. Just wait here and something
    very favorable for us will happen.
[21:47] ---
    You know, there's this ominous
    tone to what you just said.
[23:41] ---
    "Next episode"
[23:42] ---
    Okay, guys! Let's get going!
[23:45] ---
    To our clownish one-grand-a-person job.