1 - The Black Lagoon

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[00:39] ---
    I have a big gun
[00:40] ---
    I took it from my Lord
[00:42] ---
    Sick with Justice
[00:43] ---
    I just wanna feel you
[00:45] ---
    I'm your angel
[00:47] ---
    Only a ring away
[00:49] ---
    You make me violate you
[00:51] ---
    No matter who you are
[00:59] ---
    It's all up to you
[01:01] ---
    No one lives forever
[01:02] ---
    Been burn in the hell
[01:04] ---
    By all those pigs out there
[01:06] ---
    It's always been hell
[01:07] ---
    From when I was born
[01:09] ---
    They make me violate them
[01:11] ---
    No matter who they are
[01:12] ---
    Get down on your knees
[01:14] ---
    Get a good head on your shoulders
[01:16] ---
    If it's for your guys
[01:17] ---
    Go to the end of the earth
[01:19] ---
    Do what you think
[01:20] ---
    Give it with dedication
[01:22] ---
    I'll put out your misery
[01:26] ---
    You made a mess
[01:27] ---
    For Christ sakes, this rotten world
[01:29] ---
    Shit out of luck
[01:31] ---
    Go with my vision
[01:33] ---
    Light up the fire
[01:34] ---
    Right on the power
[01:36] ---
    Weapon... I have it all
[01:44] ---
    Weapon... I have it all
[01:59] ---
    Somehow graduating from state
    university, I made my way
[02:03] ---
    into a businessman's city.
[02:07] ---
    I get kicked around by my superior.
[02:10] ---
    But I yearn to be like that someday,
    in order to remain sane in this place.
[02:17] ---
    This is the city of winter, where I lived.
[02:22] ---
    However, all that seems so far away.
[02:25] ---
    All I see before me is the azure of
    the China Sea, stirring winds, and...
[02:34] ---
    Okay, Mr. Japanese, I'll ask you again.
[02:38] ---
    The package you got from Asahi
    Industries headquarters in Tokyo.
[02:42] ---
    The one you're in charge of until you
    hand it over to the chief in Borneo.
[02:45] ---
    This is it, right?
[02:47] ---
    Yeah. But what I wanna know is...
[02:50] ---
    That's all. That's everything
    we needed to ask you.
[02:54] ---
    Dutch, this is a pain in the ass.
[02:56] ---
    Shoot him in the knees.
    Then he'll start singing like a bird.
[02:59] ---
    There's no need. That one disk is more
    than enough for the compensation.
[03:04] ---
    Compensation, you say.
[03:06] ---
    Dutch. Hey, Dutch.
    Are you through yet?
[03:09] ---
    There's someone heading
    straight for us from Subic Bay.
[03:12] ---
    It's probably a patrol boat
    from the Filipino Navy.
[03:16] ---
    Don't panic, Benny-boy. Everything's
    taken care of. Start the engines.
[03:23] ---
    Okay, gentlemen!
[03:25] ---
    We're gonna disperse and
    then you'll be free to go.
[03:28] ---
    But the deal's off if anyone
    decides to come after us.
[03:34] ---
    What you see there
    is a torpedo launcher.
[03:37] ---
    If you don't wanna be blown out of the water,
    then stay still for the next half hour.
[03:42] ---
    After that, you're free to do as you wish.
[03:45] ---
    We're saved.
[03:47] ---
    What are you getting so relaxed over?
    You're coming with us.
[03:51] ---
    You damn fool.
[03:52] ---
    You're joking. You're joking, right?
[03:54] ---
    Shut up and walk.
[04:01] ---
    You're joking, right?!
[04:04] ---
    Japan is drifting farther away.
[04:08] ---
    Black Lagoon to Balalaika.
    Can you hear me?
[04:12] ---
    Just fine, Dutch. What about the catch?
[04:15] ---
    I've got it, of course.
[04:16] ---
    I love jobs that get done properly, Dutch.
[04:19] ---
    The trade-off goes as planned.
[04:21] ---
    Yes, as promised.
[04:28] ---
    Connect me to Tokyo.
[04:31] ---
    How about an explanation, Investigation
    Division Manager Kageyama?
[04:35] ---
    Regarding the case we have
    been informed about...
[04:38] ---
    Let me explain the situation to you further.
[04:41] ---
    Today at 4 pm, the Bougainvillea
    Trade Company contacted us
[04:46] ---
    regarding negotiations for the
    disk stolen from the Melanesia.
[04:52] ---
    What is this company?
[04:55] ---
    They're the Russian Mafia.
[04:57] ---
    The front for the group that aims to take
[05:01] ---
    top position after displacing the
    Chinese Mafia from Southeast Asia.
[05:06] ---
    What are they specifically after? Money?
[05:09] ---
    Most likely the route to Southeast Asia
    where the barter is going to take place.
[05:13] ---
    They wish to take part in some of
    our more unsavory trade routes.
[05:20] ---
    Blackmail.
[05:21] ---
    It's shameful, having something
    to be blackmailed about.
[05:24] ---
    But they do not seem to know
    what's really on the disk.
[05:30] ---
    If they ever find out, it will lead to the
    worst scandal in Asahi Industries' history.
[05:36] ---
    Indeed.
[05:41] ---
    We just received a report from Jakarta.
[05:45] ---
    According to a local Chinese merchant,
[05:47] ---
    the Russian Mafia has
    yet to receive the disk.
[05:51] ---
    The disk is still in the hands of the
    pirates that attacked the Melanesia.
[05:57] ---
    This is our chance. We cannot
    trust the word of the Mafia.
[06:02] ---
    We must get the disk
    before it reaches them.
[06:07] ---
    Before it reaches them? But how?
[06:11] ---
    I understand. The board will leave
    this matter in your hands, Kageyama.
[06:17] ---
    Choosing what action to take
    will also be your responsibility.
[06:21] ---
    Revy, what do you plan on
    doing with this hostage? Well?
[06:27] ---
    You don't get it. You
    just don't get it, Dutch.
[06:30] ---
    Think about it! We get twenty grand
    for this job! Only twenty grand!
[06:34] ---
    What's wrong with collecting a
    bonus by asking for a ransom?
[06:38] ---
    You're being simpleminded.
[06:40] ---
    You wanna get killed, Benny?!
[06:41] ---
    Not really.
[06:42] ---
    So, who's gonna negotiate
    with them? You?
[06:46] ---
    Do you have their phone number?
[06:48] ---
    What about a bank account
    to receive the ransom?
[06:51] ---
    Fine then! We'll just kill his
    ass and throw him overboard!
[06:56] ---
    Stop it!
[06:57] ---
    You idiot! Stop damaging the ship!
[06:59] ---
    Shut up!
[07:03] ---
    Dutch. Dutch, I get it.
[07:06] ---
    Get what?
[07:08] ---
    I get your point, so let me go.
[07:10] ---
    Okay, Revy. Let's play it cool.
[07:14] ---
    I'm alive. I don't know why,
    but somehow I'm alive.
[07:18] ---
    All right, all right.
    Let's go on deck for a smoke.
[07:24] ---
    What's gonna happen to me?
[07:28] ---
    We'll contact your company
    somehow and set up a trade.
[07:33] ---
    A ransom, huh? This'll go
    on my permanent record.
[07:37] ---
    But we have our own priorities.
    Getting the disk to our client comes first.
[07:42] ---
    So, there's a client.
[07:46] ---
    We're just delivery boys.
[07:48] ---
    We brush up against the law from time to
    time so we can eat. But that's business.
[07:54] ---
    I guess this is what they call
    the Stockholm Syndrome.
[07:59] ---
    At this moment, I feel like
    this big guy next to me
[08:02] ---
    is the only one I can
    trust in the whole world.
[08:06] ---
    What's your name?
[08:09] ---
    Okajima. Rokuro Okajima.
[08:13] ---
    What's the name of that employee?
[08:15] ---
    It's Okajima, Director. Rokuro Okajima.
[08:18] ---
    It is entirely the fault
    of my managerial skills.
[08:22] ---
    Why didn't you tell me earlier?
[08:25] ---
    I was only informed recently, Sir.
[08:29] ---
    And because there was no other employee
    we could trust with vital information,
[08:33] ---
    we lost valuable time
    in confirming our sources.
[08:36] ---
    That's enough. Kageyama,
    what are your thoughts?
[08:40] ---
    Our company is in a crisis.
[08:43] ---
    We cannot accept any more delays.
[08:47] ---
    The E.O. Company, with whom we've
    made a confidential contract,
[08:51] ---
    has already sent their professionals.
[08:55] ---
    Well, it was your responsibility.
[08:58] ---
    But I do feel bad for this employee.
    What's his name?
[09:02] ---
    It's Okajima, Director. Rokuro Okajima.
[09:14] ---
    Let's go, Rock.
[09:16] ---
    Rock?
[09:17] ---
    I think he means you.
[09:21] ---
    So, let's go.
[09:23] ---
    Go where?
[09:25] ---
    Some place where we can have a drink.
    Don't you wanna come?
[09:28] ---
    But I thought I was a hostage.
[09:31] ---
    We're leaving.
[09:31] ---
    Wait! I'm coming too!
[09:34] ---
    But where on earth am I?
[10:02] ---
    I just don't get it.
[10:04] ---
    Why is there a pistol on every table?
[10:08] ---
    Is this the so-called "bar at the end of
    the world" you see in cowboy westerns?
[10:11] ---
    Good analogy.
[10:13] ---
    This place was started by Southern
    Vietnamese soldiers who survived the war.
[10:18] ---
    But they started taking in fugitive soldiers,
    too, and before we knew it,
[10:21] ---
    the place went to hell.
[10:23] ---
    Hookers, junkies, mercenaries, hit men...
[10:27] ---
    Irredeemable criminals.
    Make you uncomfortable?
[10:32] ---
    Japanese pubs...
[10:35] ---
    I love those unguarded smiles.
[10:38] ---
    Places like this...
[10:39] ---
    Shut up or I'll throw you
    out onto the beach. Damn it.
[10:43] ---
    I don't like confrontations.
[10:46] ---
    Your expression says it all.
    Benny, I'm gonna make a call.
[10:50] ---
    Sure.
[10:52] ---
    He's a bit unusual, the big guy.
[10:55] ---
    All I know about him after being
    around him for two years
[10:58] ---
    is that he's tough,
    intelligent, and eccentric.
[11:00] ---
    Don't even try to understand him.
[11:02] ---
    Thanks.
[11:04] ---
    You seem different from the others.
    Where were you before?
[11:08] ---
    A university in Florida.
[11:10] ---
    I was fooling around and pissed off
    the Mafia and the FBI. Then--
[11:15] ---
    I saved his ass before he was
    thrown overboard in a suitcase.
[11:21] ---
    Stop the worthless storytelling.
[11:23] ---
    You're not old enough to be reminiscing
    about the past. One for you, one for me.
[11:29] ---
    We came all the way here for a drink.
[11:32] ---
    Let's talk about something a
    little more hip, Mister Japanese.
[11:36] ---
    Why, this is...
[11:45] ---
    Beer's no different than piss. No matter
    how much you drink, you can't get buzzed.
[11:49] ---
    If you're a man, you'll take rum. But,
[11:51] ---
    if you don't have the balls to take on a
    challenge from a woman, I won't force you.
[11:57] ---
    But I'll make you wear a skirt and a pretty
    ribbon and take you to a dance party.
[12:03] ---
    I hate chugging down drinks! However...
[12:15] ---
    We're forced to drink at university
    parties and company socials.
[12:20] ---
    Don't underestimate
    Japanese businessmen!
[12:23] ---
    You...
[12:27] ---
    Hey, bartender!
[12:29] ---
    --Bring all the Bacardi you've got!
[12:29] ---
    --Bring all the Bacardi you've got!
[12:32] ---
    Well, well. I thought you
    didn't like confrontations.
[12:37] ---
    Is that so? That can't be good. Go on.
[12:41] ---
    I didn't trust Asahi Industries' response.
[12:45] ---
    So I left out bait, and a Chinese rat
    jumped right in. I'm talking to him now.
[12:52] ---
    Who's on the move?
[12:53] ---
    One moment. Tell me your
    owner's name, loud and clear.
[12:57] ---
    Sh-Shingian! Shingian's Wan Taikei!
[13:01] ---
    Wan Taikei sent an assassin to get you!
    He's sent an assassin to Roanapur!
[13:08] ---
    Hear that?
[13:09] ---
    Yeah. Not good.
[13:10] ---
    Tell me the number and affiliation of those
    soldiers. Speak loud. Hurry, we're busy.
[13:15] ---
    G-Guys from Extra Order, a
    mercenary contracting agency!
[13:19] ---
    I don't know how many there are!
[13:21] ---
    The E.O. Company scouts
    experienced war junkies.
[13:24] ---
    Rotten luck.
[13:25] ---
    You said it.
[13:29] ---
    Let's get started.
[13:48] ---
    Okay, guys. It's party time.
[14:02] ---
    Give anyone trying to
    escape extra assholes!
[14:05] ---
    Make sure there are only
    corpses when we're done.
[14:16] ---
    Revy! If they're your friends,
    you deal with them!
[14:20] ---
    I don't know them.
[14:22] ---
    Wow, you've bulletproofed the bar.
[14:25] ---
    It can handle up to a .50 caliber.
[14:27] ---
    Revy!
[14:28] ---
    I'm alive.
[14:29] ---
    Benny!
[14:30] ---
    Miraculously, I'm alive.
[14:32] ---
    What about Rock?!
[14:32] ---
    Dead! People are dead!
[14:35] ---
    I went through all the trouble of graduating
    university and got into a good company!
[14:38] ---
    This isn't fair!
[14:39] ---
    Don't cry, fool.
[14:41] ---
    You've gotta enjoy life,
    or you'll let it waste away.
[14:48] ---
    Revy! Show them why you're
    known as "Two-Hands"!
[14:54] ---
    Check the place out. I heard voices.
[14:59] ---
    I hate survivors!
[15:03] ---
    What a great line.
[15:23] ---
    Got 'em, Dutch!
[15:25] ---
    Don't come back here, Revy!
    You're a nuisance!
[15:28] ---
    How many times have
    you destroyed my bar?!
[15:32] ---
    You owe me for all this!
[15:34] ---
    Or else I'll weld your asshole shut and
    make you a new one in your head!
[15:37] ---
    Got it. Dutch!
[15:48] ---
    She's... smiling.
[15:54] ---
    Sorry, but at this rate, trading
    you is no longer an option.
[15:59] ---
    Then what's gonna happen to me?!
[16:00] ---
    Well, you weren't really in our plans.
[16:02] ---
    How about we just part ways here?
[16:04] ---
    That's not fair! I'm gonna die!
    Take me with you!
[16:07] ---
    Fine then. Just don't drag us down.
[16:11] ---
    Revy! We're leaving!
[16:13] ---
    Gotcha!
[16:25] ---
    Get in!
[16:32] ---
    Take this, you war junkies!
[16:37] ---
    Hey, Dutch.
[16:39] ---
    Bao was so pissed, he looked
    like a steaming pot.
[16:42] ---
    He says that unless we pay him
    back, he's gonna weld our assholes.
[16:46] ---
    Scary. I think I'm gonna cry.
[16:48] ---
    What the hell is this? Is this a movie?
[16:52] ---
    Don't be stupid. This is a lot
    more entertaining than Hollywood.
[16:59] ---
    Captain! Sixteen dead, eight
    wounded! I'm sorry, sir.
[17:03] ---
    We thought of them as no more than
    punks and underestimated them.
[17:06] ---
    Storm, they're not just any group of punks.
[17:10] ---
    They're a troop that can stage
    a decent killing fest against us.
[17:13] ---
    In Liberia, all we had to shoot
    at were old men and brats.
[17:18] ---
    Too slow and no fight left in them.
[17:21] ---
    But these guys are full of vigor.
    I've been waiting for something like this.
[17:28] ---
    If we maintain this speed, we'll be
    at the Belawan port by daybreak.
[17:33] ---
    We'll meet Balalaika there. So, Rock...
[17:38] ---
    Benny is getting in touch with
    your company as we speak.
[17:44] ---
    So there is a way to do stuff like this!
[17:47] ---
    If negotiations don't go well, we're gonna
    have to leave you in Malaya. Sorry.
[17:53] ---
    There are bandits all around there, but
    I'm sure you'll be okay for a while. Okay?
[17:58] ---
    What do you mean?! You bring me
    all this way just to let me die?!
[18:01] ---
    What is this, after dragging
    me all over the place?
[18:05] ---
    The least you could do is
    take me someplace safe!
[18:07] ---
    Don't push your luck.
[18:09] ---
    First you cry, then you wanna
    use us as a taxi? All right then.
[18:15] ---
    Why don't I show you
    what color your brain is?!
[18:19] ---
    No.
[18:20] ---
    We're connected. We're using an
    Assault Dial so the line's secure.
[18:25] ---
    Rock, it's your boss, Mr. Kageyama.
[18:30] ---
    Department chief!
    Okajima speaking. I'm very sorry.
[18:34] ---
    Now, regarding the loss of the disk...
[18:35] ---
    Right. Don't worry about that anymore.
    That disk no longer exists.
[18:42] ---
    I don't understand.
[18:44] ---
    Given the situation, I'll tell
    you and only you the truth.
[18:48] ---
    Don't tell anyone else.
[18:50] ---
    It's hard to explain,
[18:52] ---
    but to hedge against a drop in
    business, our board of directors
[18:55] ---
    agreed to help a war-torn country
    with the development of nuclear weapons.
[18:59] ---
    That disk contained the plans.
[19:02] ---
    It's nothing but trouble for management.
[19:05] ---
    Nukes in this day and age... It
    makes me doubt their judgment.
[19:09] ---
    Eventually, I'll be at the top and
    then I can do something about this.
[19:12] ---
    But in the meantime, this cannot
    be made public, Okajima.
[19:16] ---
    For the sake of the 50,000
    employees of Asahi Industries,
[19:19] ---
    I want you to disappear
    into the South China Sea.
[19:22] ---
    You'll be promoted two ranks to assistant
    manager. We won't treat you badly.
[19:26] ---
    I'll also ask for the president and everyone
    under him to attend your funeral.
[19:32] ---
    The professional ruffians
    should be there shortly.
[19:37] ---
    Is it loaded?
[19:38] ---
    Fully equipped, Captain.
[19:39] ---
    Whatever you fire, whether it's
    rockets or the machine guns,
[19:42] ---
    all the more to add to the invoice.
[19:43] ---
    The Japanese are such generous spenders.
[19:45] ---
    Okay, let's go!
[19:58] ---
    They sure ditched you easily.
    Though I do sympathize.
[20:03] ---
    There goes the ransom and bonus.
[20:06] ---
    But is it really enough to
    make you throw up?
[20:08] ---
    Leave me alone.
[20:10] ---
    Revy. Are you on the deck?
[20:11] ---
    Yeah.
[20:12] ---
    There's something coming straight at us over
    the ocean, but it's not a boat. It's too fast.
[20:16] ---
    It's way too fast. At 3 hours 5 minutes.
    Can you see anything?
[20:26] ---
    It's a low-altitude assault gunship!
[20:29] ---
    Damn it! An assault helicopter?!
[20:32] ---
    We have visual!
[20:34] ---
    I don't need to see them.
    I can smell them. I know it's them.
[20:38] ---
    Damn them. They're gonna
    use that thing to kill me.
[20:41] ---
    Rock! Grab onto this!
[20:44] ---
    A gun?! Don't make me hold this!
[20:46] ---
    Though it won't be more
    than a comfort to you.
[20:49] ---
    He's coming. He's on our ass.
[20:52] ---
    This isn't good! In fact, this is really bad!
[20:55] ---
    He's firing at us!
[21:00] ---
    I know it isn't good, Dutch!
[21:03] ---
    Hit it! Shoot it down!
[21:06] ---
    Shut up! You try it, dumb-ass Rock!
[21:09] ---
    I hope you realize that you're
    hiding under a torpedo launcher!
[21:12] ---
    Make sure you don't get blown up!
[21:17] ---
    Rock, you bastard!
[21:19] ---
    I've had it with you guys!
    I'm getting outta here!
[21:22] ---
    You impotent son of a bitch!
    You running away?!
[21:25] ---
    Stop it! Why should I suffer like this?!
[21:33] ---
    All right. Let's just sit back
    and observe from up here.
[21:36] ---
    But Captain, right now we have an
    opportunity to turn them into mincemeat.
[21:40] ---
    You don't get it, do you?
[21:42] ---
    They're in my trap,
    from their heads to their tails.
[21:46] ---
    Don't you wanna laugh at them while
    they cry, howl, and piss themselves?
[21:51] ---
    Damn it! How dare you do
    whatever you want with me!
[21:57] ---
    Every one of you!
    Even the department head!
[22:02] ---
    Why the hell should I suffer like this?!
[23:41] ---
    "Next episode"
[23:44] ---
    I'm already dead. You told me so.