# 1 - The Black Lagoon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYW4D0M86/black-lagoon)
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**[00:39] ---**
*I have a big gun*
**[00:40] ---**
*I took it from my Lord*
**[00:42] ---**
*Sick with Justice*
**[00:43] ---**
*I just wanna feel you*
**[00:45] ---**
*I'm your angel*
**[00:47] ---**
*Only a ring away*
**[00:49] ---**
*You make me violate you*
**[00:51] ---**
*No matter who you are*
**[00:59] ---**
*It's all up to you*
**[01:01] ---**
*No one lives forever*
**[01:02] ---**
*Been burn in the hell*
**[01:04] ---**
*By all those pigs out there*
**[01:06] ---**
*It's always been hell*
**[01:07] ---**
*From when I was born*
**[01:09] ---**
*They make me violate them*
**[01:11] ---**
*No matter who they are*
**[01:12] ---**
*Get down on your knees*
**[01:14] ---**
*Get a good head on your shoulders*
**[01:16] ---**
*If it's for your guys*
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*Go to the end of the earth*
**[01:19] ---**
*Do what you think*
**[01:20] ---**
*Give it with dedication*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll put out your misery*
**[01:26] ---**
*You made a mess*
**[01:27] ---**
*For Christ sakes, this rotten world*
**[01:29] ---**
*Shit out of luck*
**[01:31] ---**
*Go with my vision*
**[01:33] ---**
*Light up the fire*
**[01:34] ---**
*Right on the power*
**[01:36] ---**
*Weapon... I have it all*
**[01:44] ---**
*Weapon... I have it all*
**[01:59] ---**
Somehow graduating from state
university, I made my way
**[02:03] ---**
into a businessman's city.
**[02:07] ---**
I get kicked around by my superior.
**[02:10] ---**
But I yearn to be like that someday,
in order to remain sane in this place.
**[02:17] ---**
This is the city of winter, where I lived.
**[02:22] ---**
However, all that seems so far away.
**[02:25] ---**
All I see before me is the azure of
the China Sea, stirring winds, and...
**[02:34] ---**
Okay, Mr. Japanese, I'll ask you again.
**[02:38] ---**
The package you got from Asahi
Industries headquarters in Tokyo.
**[02:42] ---**
The one you're in charge of until you
hand it over to the chief in Borneo.
**[02:45] ---**
This is it, right?
**[02:47] ---**
Yeah. But what I wanna know is...
**[02:50] ---**
That's all. That's everything
we needed to ask you.
**[02:54] ---**
Dutch, this is a pain in the ass.
**[02:56] ---**
Shoot him in the knees.
Then he'll start singing like a bird.
**[02:59] ---**
There's no need. That one disk is more
than enough for the compensation.
**[03:04] ---**
Compensation, you say.
**[03:06] ---**
Dutch. Hey, Dutch.
Are you through yet?
**[03:09] ---**
There's someone heading
straight for us from Subic Bay.
**[03:12] ---**
It's probably a patrol boat
from the Filipino Navy.
**[03:16] ---**
Don't panic, Benny-boy. Everything's
taken care of. Start the engines.
**[03:23] ---**
Okay, gentlemen!
**[03:25] ---**
We're gonna disperse and
then you'll be free to go.
**[03:28] ---**
But the deal's off if anyone
decides to come after us.
**[03:34] ---**
What you see there
is a torpedo launcher.
**[03:37] ---**
If you don't wanna be blown out of the water,
then stay still for the next half hour.
**[03:42] ---**
After that, you're free to do as you wish.
**[03:45] ---**
We're saved.
**[03:47] ---**
What are you getting so relaxed over?
You're coming with us.
**[03:51] ---**
You damn fool.
**[03:52] ---**
You're joking. You're joking, right?
**[03:54] ---**
Shut up and walk.
**[04:01] ---**
You're joking, right?!
**[04:04] ---**
Japan is drifting farther away.
**[04:08] ---**
Black Lagoon to Balalaika.
Can you hear me?
**[04:12] ---**
Just fine, Dutch. What about the catch?
**[04:15] ---**
I've got it, of course.
**[04:16] ---**
I love jobs that get done properly, Dutch.
**[04:19] ---**
The trade-off goes as planned.
**[04:21] ---**
Yes, as promised.
**[04:28] ---**
Connect me to Tokyo.
**[04:31] ---**
How about an explanation, Investigation
Division Manager Kageyama?
**[04:35] ---**
Regarding the case we have
been informed about...
**[04:38] ---**
Let me explain the situation to you further.
**[04:41] ---**
Today at 4 pm, the Bougainvillea
Trade Company contacted us
**[04:46] ---**
regarding negotiations for the
disk stolen from the Melanesia.
**[04:52] ---**
What is this company?
**[04:55] ---**
They're the Russian Mafia.
**[04:57] ---**
The front for the group that aims to take
**[05:01] ---**
top position after displacing the
Chinese Mafia from Southeast Asia.
**[05:06] ---**
What are they specifically after? Money?
**[05:09] ---**
Most likely the route to Southeast Asia
where the barter is going to take place.
**[05:13] ---**
They wish to take part in some of
our more unsavory trade routes.
**[05:20] ---**
Blackmail.
**[05:21] ---**
It's shameful, having something
to be blackmailed about.
**[05:24] ---**
But they do not seem to know
what's really on the disk.
**[05:30] ---**
If they ever find out, it will lead to the
worst scandal in Asahi Industries' history.
**[05:36] ---**
Indeed.
**[05:41] ---**
We just received a report from Jakarta.
**[05:45] ---**
According to a local Chinese merchant,
**[05:47] ---**
the Russian Mafia has
yet to receive the disk.
**[05:51] ---**
The disk is still in the hands of the
pirates that attacked the Melanesia.
**[05:57] ---**
This is our chance. We cannot
trust the word of the Mafia.
**[06:02] ---**
We must get the disk
before it reaches them.
**[06:07] ---**
Before it reaches them? But how?
**[06:11] ---**
I understand. The board will leave
this matter in your hands, Kageyama.
**[06:17] ---**
Choosing what action to take
will also be your responsibility.
**[06:21] ---**
Revy, what do you plan on
doing with this hostage? Well?
**[06:27] ---**
You don't get it. You
just don't get it, Dutch.
**[06:30] ---**
Think about it! We get twenty grand
for this job! Only twenty grand!
**[06:34] ---**
What's wrong with collecting a
bonus by asking for a ransom?
**[06:38] ---**
You're being simpleminded.
**[06:40] ---**
You wanna get killed, Benny?!
**[06:41] ---**
Not really.
**[06:42] ---**
So, who's gonna negotiate
with them? You?
**[06:46] ---**
Do you have their phone number?
**[06:48] ---**
What about a bank account
to receive the ransom?
**[06:51] ---**
Fine then! We'll just kill his
ass and throw him overboard!
**[06:56] ---**
Stop it!
**[06:57] ---**
You idiot! Stop damaging the ship!
**[06:59] ---**
Shut up!
**[07:03] ---**
Dutch. Dutch, I get it.
**[07:06] ---**
Get what?
**[07:08] ---**
I get your point, so let me go.
**[07:10] ---**
Okay, Revy. Let's play it cool.
**[07:14] ---**
I'm alive. I don't know why,
but somehow I'm alive.
**[07:18] ---**
All right, all right.
Let's go on deck for a smoke.
**[07:24] ---**
What's gonna happen to me?
**[07:28] ---**
We'll contact your company
somehow and set up a trade.
**[07:33] ---**
A ransom, huh? This'll go
on my permanent record.
**[07:37] ---**
But we have our own priorities.
Getting the disk to our client comes first.
**[07:42] ---**
So, there's a client.
**[07:46] ---**
We're just delivery boys.
**[07:48] ---**
We brush up against the law from time to
time so we can eat. But that's business.
**[07:54] ---**
I guess this is what they call
the Stockholm Syndrome.
**[07:59] ---**
At this moment, I feel like
this big guy next to me
**[08:02] ---**
is the only one I can
trust in the whole world.
**[08:06] ---**
What's your name?
**[08:09] ---**
Okajima. Rokuro Okajima.
**[08:13] ---**
What's the name of that employee?
**[08:15] ---**
It's Okajima, Director. Rokuro Okajima.
**[08:18] ---**
It is entirely the fault
of my managerial skills.
**[08:22] ---**
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
**[08:25] ---**
I was only informed recently, Sir.
**[08:29] ---**
And because there was no other employee
we could trust with vital information,
**[08:33] ---**
we lost valuable time
in confirming our sources.
**[08:36] ---**
That's enough. Kageyama,
what are your thoughts?
**[08:40] ---**
Our company is in a crisis.
**[08:43] ---**
We cannot accept any more delays.
**[08:47] ---**
The E.O. Company, with whom we've
made a confidential contract,
**[08:51] ---**
has already sent their professionals.
**[08:55] ---**
Well, it was your responsibility.
**[08:58] ---**
But I do feel bad for this employee.
What's his name?
**[09:02] ---**
It's Okajima, Director. Rokuro Okajima.
**[09:14] ---**
Let's go, Rock.
**[09:16] ---**
Rock?
**[09:17] ---**
I think he means you.
**[09:21] ---**
So, let's go.
**[09:23] ---**
Go where?
**[09:25] ---**
Some place where we can have a drink.
Don't you wanna come?
**[09:28] ---**
But I thought I was a hostage.
**[09:31] ---**
We're leaving.
**[09:31] ---**
Wait! I'm coming too!
**[09:34] ---**
But where on earth am I?
**[10:02] ---**
I just don't get it.
**[10:04] ---**
Why is there a pistol on every table?
**[10:08] ---**
Is this the so-called "bar at the end of
the world" you see in cowboy westerns?
**[10:11] ---**
Good analogy.
**[10:13] ---**
This place was started by Southern
Vietnamese soldiers who survived the war.
**[10:18] ---**
But they started taking in fugitive soldiers,
too, and before we knew it,
**[10:21] ---**
the place went to hell.
**[10:23] ---**
Hookers, junkies, mercenaries, hit men...
**[10:27] ---**
Irredeemable criminals.
Make you uncomfortable?
**[10:32] ---**
Japanese pubs...
**[10:35] ---**
I love those unguarded smiles.
**[10:38] ---**
Places like this...
**[10:39] ---**
Shut up or I'll throw you
out onto the beach. Damn it.
**[10:43] ---**
I don't like confrontations.
**[10:46] ---**
Your expression says it all.
Benny, I'm gonna make a call.
**[10:50] ---**
Sure.
**[10:52] ---**
He's a bit unusual, the big guy.
**[10:55] ---**
All I know about him after being
around him for two years
**[10:58] ---**
is that he's tough,
intelligent, and eccentric.
**[11:00] ---**
Don't even try to understand him.
**[11:02] ---**
Thanks.
**[11:04] ---**
You seem different from the others.
Where were you before?
**[11:08] ---**
A university in Florida.
**[11:10] ---**
I was fooling around and pissed off
the Mafia and the FBI. Then--
**[11:15] ---**
I saved his ass before he was
thrown overboard in a suitcase.
**[11:21] ---**
Stop the worthless storytelling.
**[11:23] ---**
You're not old enough to be reminiscing
about the past. One for you, one for me.
**[11:29] ---**
We came all the way here for a drink.
**[11:32] ---**
Let's talk about something a
little more hip, Mister Japanese.
**[11:36] ---**
Why, this is...
**[11:45] ---**
Beer's no different than piss. No matter
how much you drink, you can't get buzzed.
**[11:49] ---**
If you're a man, you'll take rum. But,
**[11:51] ---**
if you don't have the balls to take on a
challenge from a woman, I won't force you.
**[11:57] ---**
But I'll make you wear a skirt and a pretty
ribbon and take you to a dance party.
**[12:03] ---**
I hate chugging down drinks! However...
**[12:15] ---**
We're forced to drink at university
parties and company socials.
**[12:20] ---**
Don't underestimate
Japanese businessmen!
**[12:23] ---**
You...
**[12:27] ---**
Hey, bartender!
**[12:29] ---**
--Bring all the Bacardi you've got!
**[12:29] ---**
--Bring all the Bacardi you've got!
**[12:32] ---**
Well, well. I thought you
didn't like confrontations.
**[12:37] ---**
Is that so? That can't be good. Go on.
**[12:41] ---**
I didn't trust Asahi Industries' response.
**[12:45] ---**
So I left out bait, and a Chinese rat
jumped right in. I'm talking to him now.
**[12:52] ---**
Who's on the move?
**[12:53] ---**
One moment. Tell me your
owner's name, loud and clear.
**[12:57] ---**
Sh-Shingian! Shingian's Wan Taikei!
**[13:01] ---**
Wan Taikei sent an assassin to get you!
He's sent an assassin to Roanapur!
**[13:08] ---**
Hear that?
**[13:09] ---**
Yeah. Not good.
**[13:10] ---**
Tell me the number and affiliation of those
soldiers. Speak loud. Hurry, we're busy.
**[13:15] ---**
G-Guys from Extra Order, a
mercenary contracting agency!
**[13:19] ---**
I don't know how many there are!
**[13:21] ---**
The E.O. Company scouts
experienced war junkies.
**[13:24] ---**
Rotten luck.
**[13:25] ---**
You said it.
**[13:29] ---**
Let's get started.
**[13:48] ---**
Okay, guys. It's party time.
**[14:02] ---**
Give anyone trying to
escape extra assholes!
**[14:05] ---**
Make sure there are only
corpses when we're done.
**[14:16] ---**
Revy! If they're your friends,
you deal with them!
**[14:20] ---**
I don't know them.
**[14:22] ---**
Wow, you've bulletproofed the bar.
**[14:25] ---**
It can handle up to a .50 caliber.
**[14:27] ---**
Revy!
**[14:28] ---**
I'm alive.
**[14:29] ---**
Benny!
**[14:30] ---**
Miraculously, I'm alive.
**[14:32] ---**
What about Rock?!
**[14:32] ---**
Dead! People are dead!
**[14:35] ---**
I went through all the trouble of graduating
university and got into a good company!
**[14:38] ---**
This isn't fair!
**[14:39] ---**
Don't cry, fool.
**[14:41] ---**
You've gotta enjoy life,
or you'll let it waste away.
**[14:48] ---**
Revy! Show them why you're
known as "Two-Hands"!
**[14:54] ---**
Check the place out. I heard voices.
**[14:59] ---**
I hate survivors!
**[15:03] ---**
What a great line.
**[15:23] ---**
Got 'em, Dutch!
**[15:25] ---**
Don't come back here, Revy!
You're a nuisance!
**[15:28] ---**
How many times have
you destroyed my bar?!
**[15:32] ---**
You owe me for all this!
**[15:34] ---**
Or else I'll weld your asshole shut and
make you a new one in your head!
**[15:37] ---**
Got it. Dutch!
**[15:48] ---**
She's... smiling.
**[15:54] ---**
Sorry, but at this rate, trading
you is no longer an option.
**[15:59] ---**
Then what's gonna happen to me?!
**[16:00] ---**
Well, you weren't really in our plans.
**[16:02] ---**
How about we just part ways here?
**[16:04] ---**
That's not fair! I'm gonna die!
Take me with you!
**[16:07] ---**
Fine then. Just don't drag us down.
**[16:11] ---**
Revy! We're leaving!
**[16:13] ---**
Gotcha!
**[16:25] ---**
Get in!
**[16:32] ---**
Take this, you war junkies!
**[16:37] ---**
Hey, Dutch.
**[16:39] ---**
Bao was so pissed, he looked
like a steaming pot.
**[16:42] ---**
He says that unless we pay him
back, he's gonna weld our assholes.
**[16:46] ---**
Scary. I think I'm gonna cry.
**[16:48] ---**
What the hell is this? Is this a movie?
**[16:52] ---**
Don't be stupid. This is a lot
more entertaining than Hollywood.
**[16:59] ---**
Captain! Sixteen dead, eight
wounded! I'm sorry, sir.
**[17:03] ---**
We thought of them as no more than
punks and underestimated them.
**[17:06] ---**
Storm, they're not just any group of punks.
**[17:10] ---**
They're a troop that can stage
a decent killing fest against us.
**[17:13] ---**
In Liberia, all we had to shoot
at were old men and brats.
**[17:18] ---**
Too slow and no fight left in them.
**[17:21] ---**
But these guys are full of vigor.
I've been waiting for something like this.
**[17:28] ---**
If we maintain this speed, we'll be
at the Belawan port by daybreak.
**[17:33] ---**
We'll meet Balalaika there. So, Rock...
**[17:38] ---**
Benny is getting in touch with
your company as we speak.
**[17:44] ---**
So there is a way to do stuff like this!
**[17:47] ---**
If negotiations don't go well, we're gonna
have to leave you in Malaya. Sorry.
**[17:53] ---**
There are bandits all around there, but
I'm sure you'll be okay for a while. Okay?
**[17:58] ---**
What do you mean?! You bring me
all this way just to let me die?!
**[18:01] ---**
What is this, after dragging
me all over the place?
**[18:05] ---**
The least you could do is
take me someplace safe!
**[18:07] ---**
Don't push your luck.
**[18:09] ---**
First you cry, then you wanna
use us as a taxi? All right then.
**[18:15] ---**
Why don't I show you
what color your brain is?!
**[18:19] ---**
No.
**[18:20] ---**
We're connected. We're using an
Assault Dial so the line's secure.
**[18:25] ---**
Rock, it's your boss, Mr. Kageyama.
**[18:30] ---**
Department chief!
Okajima speaking. I'm very sorry.
**[18:34] ---**
Now, regarding the loss of the disk...
**[18:35] ---**
Right. Don't worry about that anymore.
That disk no longer exists.
**[18:42] ---**
I don't understand.
**[18:44] ---**
Given the situation, I'll tell
you and only you the truth.
**[18:48] ---**
Don't tell anyone else.
**[18:50] ---**
It's hard to explain,
**[18:52] ---**
but to hedge against a drop in
business, our board of directors
**[18:55] ---**
agreed to help a war-torn country
with the development of nuclear weapons.
**[18:59] ---**
That disk contained the plans.
**[19:02] ---**
It's nothing but trouble for management.
**[19:05] ---**
Nukes in this day and age... It
makes me doubt their judgment.
**[19:09] ---**
Eventually, I'll be at the top and
then I can do something about this.
**[19:12] ---**
But in the meantime, this cannot
be made public, Okajima.
**[19:16] ---**
For the sake of the 50,000
employees of Asahi Industries,
**[19:19] ---**
I want you to disappear
into the South China Sea.
**[19:22] ---**
You'll be promoted two ranks to assistant
manager. We won't treat you badly.
**[19:26] ---**
I'll also ask for the president and everyone
under him to attend your funeral.
**[19:32] ---**
The professional ruffians
should be there shortly.
**[19:37] ---**
Is it loaded?
**[19:38] ---**
Fully equipped, Captain.
**[19:39] ---**
Whatever you fire, whether it's
rockets or the machine guns,
**[19:42] ---**
all the more to add to the invoice.
**[19:43] ---**
The Japanese are such generous spenders.
**[19:45] ---**
Okay, let's go!
**[19:58] ---**
They sure ditched you easily.
Though I do sympathize.
**[20:03] ---**
There goes the ransom and bonus.
**[20:06] ---**
But is it really enough to
make you throw up?
**[20:08] ---**
Leave me alone.
**[20:10] ---**
Revy. Are you on the deck?
**[20:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:12] ---**
There's something coming straight at us over
the ocean, but it's not a boat. It's too fast.
**[20:16] ---**
It's way too fast. At 3 hours 5 minutes.
Can you see anything?
**[20:26] ---**
It's a low-altitude assault gunship!
**[20:29] ---**
Damn it! An assault helicopter?!
**[20:32] ---**
We have visual!
**[20:34] ---**
I don't need to see them.
I can smell them. I know it's them.
**[20:38] ---**
Damn them. They're gonna
use that thing to kill me.
**[20:41] ---**
Rock! Grab onto this!
**[20:44] ---**
A gun?! Don't make me hold this!
**[20:46] ---**
Though it won't be more
than a comfort to you.
**[20:49] ---**
He's coming. He's on our ass.
**[20:52] ---**
This isn't good! In fact, this is really bad!
**[20:55] ---**
He's firing at us!
**[21:00] ---**
I know it isn't good, Dutch!
**[21:03] ---**
Hit it! Shoot it down!
**[21:06] ---**
Shut up! You try it, dumb-ass Rock!
**[21:09] ---**
I hope you realize that you're
hiding under a torpedo launcher!
**[21:12] ---**
Make sure you don't get blown up!
**[21:17] ---**
Rock, you bastard!
**[21:19] ---**
I've had it with you guys!
I'm getting outta here!
**[21:22] ---**
You impotent son of a bitch!
You running away?!
**[21:25] ---**
Stop it! Why should I suffer like this?!
**[21:33] ---**
All right. Let's just sit back
and observe from up here.
**[21:36] ---**
But Captain, right now we have an
opportunity to turn them into mincemeat.
**[21:40] ---**
You don't get it, do you?
**[21:42] ---**
They're in my trap,
from their heads to their tails.
**[21:46] ---**
Don't you wanna laugh at them while
they cry, howl, and piss themselves?
**[21:51] ---**
Damn it! How dare you do
whatever you want with me!
**[21:57] ---**
Every one of you!
Even the department head!
**[22:02] ---**
Why the hell should I suffer like this?!
**[23:41] ---**
"Next episode"
**[23:44] ---**
I'm already dead. You told me so.