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17 - The Roanapur Freakshow Circus

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    I have a big gun
[00:40] ---
    I took it from my Lord
[00:42] ---
    Sick with Justice
[00:43] ---
    I just wanna feel you
[00:45] ---
    I'm your angel
[00:47] ---
    Only a ring away
[00:49] ---
    You make me violate you
[00:51] ---
    No matter who you are
[00:59] ---
    It's all up to you
[01:01] ---
    No one lives forever
[01:02] ---
    Been burn in the hell
[01:04] ---
    By all those pigs out there
[01:06] ---
    It's always been hell
[01:07] ---
    From when I was born
[01:09] ---
    They make me violate them
[01:11] ---
    No matter who they are
[01:12] ---
    Get down on your knees
[01:14] ---
    Get a good head on your shoulders
[01:16] ---
    If it's for your guys
[01:17] ---
    Go to the end of the earth
[01:19] ---
    Do what you think
[01:21] ---
    Give it with dedication
[01:22] ---
    I'll put out your misery
[01:26] ---
    You made a mess
[01:27] ---
    For Christ sakes, this rotten world
[01:29] ---
    Shit out of luck
[01:31] ---
    Go with my vision
[01:33] ---
    Light up the fire
[01:34] ---
    Right on the power
[01:36] ---
    Weapon... I have it all
[01:44] ---
    Weapon... I have it all
[01:57] ---
    The noose hanging at the entrance of the city
[02:00] ---
    warns all who wish to go further
[02:04] ---
    that if you pass through this gate,
[02:06] ---
    you will automatically be
    marked as a reckless one.
[02:12] ---
    The worst of the worst villains
    from around the world gather here,
[02:17] ---
    butting heads with each other.
[02:19] ---
    This place was born in the
    midst of the Cold War.
[02:22] ---
    It was nurtured by a continent that
    uses drugs as its secret weapon.
[02:27] ---
    An evil city.
[02:29] ---
    The end of this world.
[02:32] ---
    A crucible of hypocrisy.
[02:37] ---
    The stomping grounds for people
[02:40] ---
    whose souls have been
    destroyed and sent to hell.
[02:46] ---
    The only reason I'm surviving
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    is because I'm recognized as a member
    of the well-known Lagoon Company.
[02:55] ---
    The name of this city is spoken of
    amongst the villains of the world.
[02:59] ---
    But many of those who come
    to make a name for themselves
[03:03] ---
    never set foot on their home soil again.
[03:06] ---
    A cruel fate awaits any
    halfhearted, small-time crook
[03:10] ---
    stepping foot into Roanapur.
[03:14] ---
    Right now, there is a sacrificial lamb
    who has wandered into this city.
[03:22] ---
    Okay, guys!
[03:25] ---
    The night's just right to make our way
[03:28] ---
    to our clownish one-grand-a-person job.
[03:33] ---
    Let's get going!
[03:38] ---
    Hey. What in the world
    are we waiting here for?
[03:43] ---
    By my calculations, a total
    of about one million dollars.
[03:49] ---
    As if there really is such a great deal.
[03:51] ---
    It's just another gunfight.
    A gunfight's coming.
[03:56] ---
    I'd be grateful for a gunfight. That rotten
    nun is just blinded by her own greed.
[04:02] ---
    So, who's gonna come? No one's coming.
[04:05] ---
    Don't get all pumped up just
    because you're bored, Revy.
[04:08] ---
    Everything's gonna be okay.
    Right, handsome boy?
[04:13] ---
    But it's gonna be a gunfight, right?
[04:15] ---
    Come on, Rock, it's not like you're
    gonna get holes drilled in your body.
[04:23] ---
    Hey, Eda. Mind if I crack your jaw?
[04:26] ---
    Oh my, jealousy isn't like you.
[04:30] ---
    Well, it's about the right time.
[04:33] ---
    I guess I can tell you what's going down
    right now in a certain place in Roanapur.
[04:39] ---
    You bitch!
[04:39] ---
    First of all, that certain
    place is the Ramsap Inn.
[04:46] ---
    The place I introduced that girl to.
[04:50] ---
    But you know what? Right about now,
[04:53] ---
    a bunch of useless thugs
    are rushing into the place.
[04:57] ---
    It's going something like this...
[05:03] ---
    But the room they raid will
    be the one next to hers.
[05:06] ---
    Why would something
    convenient like that happen?
[05:08] ---
    That's because I gave them
    the room number next to hers.
[05:12] ---
    That stupid woman will be scared
    outta her bed because of the gunfire
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    and run to the hallway
    to see what's going on.
[05:18] ---
    Well, she naturally would in that situation.
[05:21] ---
    That woman's instincts are devastatingly bad.
[05:24] ---
    Right?
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    Especially given the fact that her room
    is the only one behind a fireproof wall.
[05:31] ---
    The moment she opens the door,
    she'll be facing off with those bastards.
[05:35] ---
    And the guys probably
    wouldn't have guessed
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    that there's a room behind
    the fireproof wall.
[05:42] ---
    You've gathered all the "ifs"
    in the world for this story.
[05:46] ---
    Come on, now. If she gets
    killed now, then so be it.
[05:50] ---
    But normally, one would be alert
    enough to close that fireproof door.
[05:54] ---
    Although it's not much,
    it'll still buy her time.
[05:58] ---
    And when the guys break through
    the door and burst into the room,
[06:03] ---
    it'll be empty.
[06:06] ---
    How come? As if things will fall into
    place for you like that, you dumb-ass.
[06:10] ---
    I've given her a way out, you see.
[06:15] ---
    If you stretch out on that bed even once,
    you should be able to see it.
[06:22] ---
    Although, you'll only understand
    its meaning when the time comes.
[06:27] ---
    That's way too simple.
    That's like graffiti in bathrooms.
[06:30] ---
    Look up. Look down. Jack-ass.
[06:34] ---
    And that's fine. It's
    better to keep it simple!
[06:38] ---
    Anyway, after that, she'll be able to
    make a touchdown like Brett Favre.
[06:43] ---
    As long as she escapes according
    to the route marked by the signs.
[06:51] ---
    How's that sound?
[06:54] ---
    I shouldn't have come with you.
[06:57] ---
    Oh?
[06:58] ---
    Let's go home, Rock. Turn the ignition.
[07:01] ---
    Right.
[07:02] ---
    Hold up, Revy. That room's
    worked four times outta seven!
[07:16] ---
    What?!
[07:17] ---
    See?! See?! What did I tell you?! Bingo!
[07:18] ---
    Rock, after her!
[07:22] ---
    Hey, young lady.
[07:25] ---
    Jogging this late at night?
    That's very impressive.
[07:28] ---
    You! You tricked me!
[07:31] ---
    That's not nice. How can you talk
    like that to your guardian angel?
[07:35] ---
    What do you expect!
    I thought I was gonna die!
[07:37] ---
    Oh, really? Well, whatever.
    Do you want us to save you?
[07:42] ---
    Think hard. If you don't wanna hand over
    the plates, I guess we have no choice.
[07:47] ---
    I suggest you run to a mosque
    next time. What do you think?
[07:50] ---
    You are the worst. Really.
[07:52] ---
    Thirty thousand dollars!
[07:54] ---
    Rock, it's almost my bedtime.
    Take me back to the church.
[07:58] ---
    You monster! Ten thousand!
[08:00] ---
    Hand it over at no charge!
    Look, they're after you.
[08:04] ---
    Okay, fine! I'll accept your conditions!
[08:08] ---
    All right, contract complete.
[08:11] ---
    If you don't actually
    save me, I'll haunt you!
[08:16] ---
    Don't worry. If I went on with my evil ways,
    I'd only scare away my customers.
[08:19] ---
    Hey, Eda! What are you doing here?!
[08:22] ---
    Hi! What's up? You guys out
    for a late night walk, too?
[08:26] ---
    We have business with that woman!
    A senseless one-grand-a-person job!
[08:31] ---
    That's a nice way to get pocket change.
[08:34] ---
    Isn't it? So, how about it, Eda? You want--
[08:38] ---
    You bitch!
[08:40] ---
    What do you mean "bitch," you bastards?
[08:42] ---
    I'm on a big million-dollar job.
[08:46] ---
    From here on in, she's ours.
[08:48] ---
    We're her recently purchased
    getaway driver and bodyguard.
[08:53] ---
    Revy, eat 'em up!
[08:54] ---
    Right on!
[09:00] ---
    Bring the cars around! After them! Get 'em!
[09:05] ---
    We're coming out to the main road!
[09:06] ---
    This is our job, Rock! Head for the ocean!
[09:09] ---
    Damn it!
[09:14] ---
    Looks like things are getting complicated.
[09:17] ---
    Complicated is an understatement.
[09:19] ---
    It's the Ripoff Church
    and Lagoon's gun-woman.
[09:23] ---
    This isn't the same as going
    after a single amateur.
[09:26] ---
    Deer hunting just turned into tiger hunting.
[09:30] ---
    What are you doing?! Will you
    hurry up and go after them?!
[09:33] ---
    Cowboy! The situation's changed.
[09:36] ---
    Unless you pay us thirty
    grand a head, we're leaving.
[09:39] ---
    What?! You serious?! I did hear
    that two punks are now on her side!
[09:44] ---
    But thirty grand for that?!
    You're all unbelievable cowards!
[09:50] ---
    Cowboy, this is no Florida. It's Roanapur.
    Understand what I'm telling you?
[09:57] ---
    Our opponents are not
    like the punks you know
[09:59] ---
    that get off by scribbling on walls.
    And neither are we.
[10:04] ---
    We make a living by killing
    and offering to kill.
[10:08] ---
    If you wanna continue being cheap,
    then go at it alone with your own men!
[10:11] ---
    Understand what I'm telling you?
[10:14] ---
    So, you're full of confidence. I pray it's
    not just bravado. But wait a second!
[10:20] ---
    The way you're telling me this,
    it sounds like you know them.
[10:23] ---
    Of course we know them. Anyone who
    doesn't know about those two fools
[10:26] ---
    can't be from this city.
    Get my point, cowboy?!
[10:29] ---
    You better hurry and call Lobos. Got it?!
[10:34] ---
    Call him and you'll know exactly what I mean.
[10:37] ---
    Where now? Where are you taking
    me now?! Is this another trap?!
[10:41] ---
    Even if you try to up the price, I--
[10:43] ---
    I wouldn't do anything so roundabout.
[10:45] ---
    I'll take you right into the getaway pod.
[10:49] ---
    Once you're on, you can say goodbye
    to this wonderful Roanapur.
[10:55] ---
    As soon as you can, please.
[10:57] ---
    Eda, you promised me payment up front.
[10:59] ---
    Yeah, I've got it here.
[11:02] ---
    The ocean? A port? A boat?! Is it fast?
[11:07] ---
    Why don't you ask the
    handsome man in the tie?
[11:11] ---
    Eda.
[11:12] ---
    You'll see in a minute.
    Get this, it's a torpedo boat.
[11:16] ---
    I hate to say it, Eda,
    but you won't see the boat.
[11:20] ---
    Hey, hey! Hey! This isn't at
    all how it's supposed to go!
[11:25] ---
    The most important thing isn't here!
[11:41] ---
    Yeah, we're receiving a shipment.
[11:45] ---
    We got a rush job a short while ago.
    Want something to drink?
[11:50] ---
    You've only got piss.
[11:53] ---
    I see that you've got
    Ardbeg Providence. Gimme that.
[11:58] ---
    Are you nuts? That's Dutch's.
[12:01] ---
    You even lick that once, I'll throw you
    around and shove a beer up your ass.
[12:05] ---
    Stingy bitch.
[12:06] ---
    Will Jim Beam do? We have plenty of this.
[12:10] ---
    If you're gonna be picky, then you can
    help yourself to toilet water, you idiot.
[12:14] ---
    Revy, is Eda there, too?
[12:16] ---
    Yeah, she is. Sorry to interrupt.
[12:20] ---
    That's fine. Now back to where we left off.
[12:22] ---
    So, the situation is neither
    good nor bad, right?
[12:25] ---
    Okay, we've got all the goods.
[12:27] ---
    Yeah, that's right. We have
    Eda and we have weapons.
[12:30] ---
    I've also taken the two
    useless ones into account.
[12:33] ---
    All right. Wait a sec. Benny's here.
[12:37] ---
    I suggest we dump what we just picked up.
[12:39] ---
    That'll get us to the port a little quicker.
[12:41] ---
    I guess we'll have to. We'll also need
    to compensate for breaking the deal.
[12:45] ---
    I'll contact Isaac about that from here.
[12:48] ---
    Anything and everything will be
    covered by the Ripoff Church.
[12:52] ---
    Oh well, fine. It's not much.
    By the way, what's that girl up to?
[12:57] ---
    Her? She's been in the storage
    room ever since we got here.
[13:01] ---
    She hasn't come out for about an hour.
[13:04] ---
    Space. Scan with box.
[13:07] ---
    TSIG root-authority.
[13:09] ---
    Auto one. 192, 168. DNS server?
[13:17] ---
    Is this it?
[13:24] ---
    No good. The port shell's being booted.
[13:27] ---
    I feel so foolish not being able
    to get into my own bank.
[13:31] ---
    Way to go, Theo. I'm in big trouble,
    thanks to your valuable skills.
[13:43] ---
    Sorry, Dutch. I'm really sorry.
[13:46] ---
    Yeah, Lobos.
[13:48] ---
    He's from my country, but I'm
    having trouble with him, too.
[13:52] ---
    They don't realize they're like countrymen
    from afar in this lawless world.
[13:57] ---
    I guess not. Roanapur is where the
    worst of the worst villains gather.
[14:03] ---
    Hell, even we've been
    thoroughly tainted by it.
[14:05] ---
    Those guys need to be refined
    by true villainy, as well.
[14:09] ---
    So, please, give me more time.
[14:13] ---
    All right.
[14:15] ---
    Benny-boy, did you hear that?
[14:17] ---
    Yeah, every word.
[14:19] ---
    There are men playing with fire,
    unaware of the demonic energy of this city.
[14:23] ---
    It's dangerous. Anyway, let's hurry.
[14:26] ---
    Of course!
[14:27] ---
    So, everyone is tainted by
    the villainy of this city, huh?
[14:32] ---
    I had always thought Rock
    and I were exceptions.
[14:35] ---
    What are you saying, Benny?
[14:36] ---
    I've sensed it all along. Even what's
    deep down within you guys.
[14:41] ---
    Thanks a lot.
[14:44] ---
    Shit! Damn it! How long will this
    take you?! Would you hurry and...
[15:00] ---
    One more try. TSIG, root-authority.
    It's from here that...
[15:31] ---
    You forgot to say, "good evening."
[15:33] ---
    You idiots.
[15:48] ---
    Damn it! What's up with that?!
    They're using our car as a shield!
[15:52] ---
    Sorry for your loss.
[15:53] ---
    Damn it! They just finished fixing
    it after that damn maid tore it up!
[16:00] ---
    Hey, it's leaking gas!
[16:05] ---
    Oops, you've done it.
[16:07] ---
    Rock!
[16:07] ---
    Yeah!
[16:09] ---
    Damn it, more guys?!
[16:10] ---
    Rock! Can you make it to
    the back door with that girl?
[16:14] ---
    I'll give it a try! As long
    as you hold them there.
[16:17] ---
    Leave it to me!
[16:19] ---
    All right, let's go!
[16:21] ---
    Wait!
[16:22] ---
    Come on!
[16:23] ---
    That's pretty manly of him!
[16:25] ---
    He's still got a ways to go.
[16:26] ---
    This way!
[16:33] ---
    We can't go this way! Revy!
[16:34] ---
    What's wrong, Rock?!
[16:36] ---
    What are you doing?!
[16:38] ---
    Hurry up and shoot her!
[16:41] ---
    I can't! I don't have a gun!
[16:45] ---
    Are you stupid or something?!
[16:47] ---
    I was thinking the same thing.
[16:51] ---
    Rock!
[16:54] ---
    Rock! Damn it.
[16:56] ---
    Hey, Revy!
[17:07] ---
    Rock! Damn it. Are you all right, Rock?!
[17:11] ---
    Don't have an answer for you.
[17:15] ---
    No! Come back! That door
    leads down to the dock!
[17:18] ---
    You've gotta be kidding! If I stay up here,
    it wouldn't matter how many lives...
[17:28] ---
    Hi. I've got one favor to ask.
[17:33] ---
    Will you let me get past you?
[17:36] ---
    Do you like grill parties, young lady?
[17:47] ---
    Rock!
[17:51] ---
    Rock, get away from her!
[17:58] ---
    Shoot! Shoot 'em all!
[18:00] ---
    Revy! The guys across the
    street are being a nuisance!
[18:03] ---
    Can't you do anything?!
[18:04] ---
    Hey! Girl! Give that box to her!
[18:11] ---
    What's this?
[18:13] ---
    If you've got something this nice,
    bring it out to begin with, you monkey.
[18:16] ---
    It was for sale!
[18:18] ---
    Doesn't matter! We've only got one life!
[18:28] ---
    Damn.
[18:35] ---
    Now, hurry!
[18:38] ---
    Revy, you too!
[18:39] ---
    Go ahead, Rock!
[18:43] ---
    Shit. If we stick our heads out,
    we'll be targets at a firing range.
[18:47] ---
    It's the same with the front door. There are
    two or three snipers positioned out there.
[18:51] ---
    Oh? Something smells burnt.
[18:53] ---
    Gimme a break. That just isn't fair.
[19:00] ---
    Some idiot set fire to the dock exit.
[19:04] ---
    We really have no choice
    but to go to the roof.
[19:07] ---
    Bad idea. That'll be our last stop.
[19:09] ---
    I know. But our enemy
    shares the same concerns.
[19:13] ---
    Unless they do something,
    the moneymaker they're after
[19:15] ---
    will perish along with the building.
[19:18] ---
    So, what would you do if you were them?
[19:21] ---
    That's obvious. I'd force my way in
    and take out the guards, of course.
[19:25] ---
    And the timing?
[19:26] ---
    They'll spray us all at once any second now.
[19:29] ---
    Once we're pinned to a spot,
    they'll rush in to this second floor.
[19:35] ---
    But we're not just gonna sit and wait.
[19:40] ---
    Revy!
[19:46] ---
    Is that you, Shen Hua?!
[19:49] ---
    Oh, good guess!
[19:56] ---
    Who's that? You know her?
[19:59] ---
    Yeah. She's the worst to face
    as part of their shock troops.
[20:04] ---
    "Yes it is" lady! Is your partner here?!
[20:08] ---
    Oh, Leigharch?
[20:10] ---
    He relaxed too much and finally
    couldn't make it back home from Mars.
[20:14] ---
    He's living happily with his live-in nurse!
[20:17] ---
    That's a shame!
[20:19] ---
    Eda. Listen up.
[20:20] ---
    Say "hi" to him for me!
[20:23] ---
    Okay!
[20:24] ---
    She's using the duct as a foothold.
[20:26] ---
    Yeah, but knowing that
    isn't gonna help us much.
[20:30] ---
    That fire down below isn't
    a joking matter anymore.
[20:33] ---
    Damn it. It's a matter of time.
    This place isn't gonna last much longer.
[20:37] ---
    I hate endurance contests. I'll draw
    her out before she draws us out.
[20:43] ---
    I'll chase out that female fox on the
    duct to the front. Can you nail her?
[20:49] ---
    Of course, blockhead.
    If you just draw her out,
[20:53] ---
    I can easily do my part.
[21:05] ---
    Then here I go.
[21:06] ---
    Got it.
[21:16] ---
    She's headed your way!
[21:40] ---
    What do we do now?
[21:42] ---
    I'm thinking about it.
[21:48] ---
    We can't go up any higher.
    Do you have a plan?
[21:51] ---
    I'm thinking about it.
[21:53] ---
    So, that's your plan?
[21:55] ---
    Oh, how dependable of you. Let's see...
[21:57] ---
    Shall we pray and pray
    and pray our hearts out
[21:59] ---
    until a golden chain comes down from above?
[22:02] ---
    Shut up.
[22:05] ---
    I'm thinking about it.
[23:41] ---
    "Next episode"
[23:42] ---
    I am here to take your life!
[23:45] ---
    My name is Wizard! Lotton the Wizard!