# 16 - Greenback Jane
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*I have a big gun*
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*I took it from my Lord*
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*Sick with Justice*
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*I just wanna feel you*
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*I'm your angel*
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*Only a ring away*
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*You make me violate you*
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*No matter who you are*
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*It's all up to you*
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*No one lives forever*
**[01:02] ---**
*Been burn in the hell*
**[01:04] ---**
*By all those pigs out there*
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*It's always been hell*
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*From when I was born*
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*They make me violate them*
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*No matter who they are*
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*Get down on your knees*
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*Get a good head on your shoulders*
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*If it's for your guys*
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*Go to the end of the earth*
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*Do what you think*
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*Give it with dedication*
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*I'll put out your misery*
**[01:26] ---**
*You made a mess*
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*For Christ sakes, this rotten world*
**[01:29] ---**
*Shit out of luck*
**[01:31] ---**
*Go with my vision*
**[01:33] ---**
*Light up the fire*
**[01:34] ---**
*Right on the power*
**[01:36] ---**
*Weapon... I have it all*
**[01:44] ---**
*Weapon... I have it all*
**[01:58] ---**
Your selfishness is causing
us problems, young lady.
**[02:01] ---**
Sure, we'd prefer a better product.
But everything has a time limit to it.
**[02:08] ---**
Soccer, baseball, the stock exchange,
and even fucking.
**[02:14] ---**
You people are fools.
**[02:16] ---**
It's incomplete. Too incomplete.
**[02:19] ---**
I can't allow something
like this into the world.
**[02:21] ---**
We're not trying to trick the
people of the Mint Bureau.
**[02:25] ---**
You and that fellow
from the computer shop
**[02:28] ---**
are the only ones in this
room saying anything like that.
**[02:31] ---**
And yet, you've already gone over
the estimate you initially submitted
**[02:34] ---**
by two hundred thousand dollars.
**[02:38] ---**
And the promised completion
date was two months ago!
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I wouldn't think such a thing,
but a few of the directors tell me that,
**[02:49] ---**
well, this girl is screwing with us,
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as if she thinks we have
the brains of a reptile.
**[02:55] ---**
Theo. Don't stop.
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And that girl would be you.
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Oh, sorry. Of course,
I would not think such a thing.
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If it were true, sadly, I might end
up crushing you to smithereens.
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Do I look like a man who would raise
his hand to a woman? I don't, do I?
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There's not much that I can do.
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Come on. Put yourself in the position
of the guy who has to clean up this mess.
**[03:29] ---**
--What did you do that for?! Now, now..
**[03:31] ---**
--Oh, stop screaming.
**[03:33] ---**
We don't have the time to stand
around enjoying your hobby with you.
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And we're not wealthy enough
to be wasting money on you.
**[03:39] ---**
Have something impressive
completed within 48 hours, young lady.
**[03:55] ---**
Damn, it's hot! Oww.
**[03:59] ---**
Sheesh! How much did I drink last night?
**[04:05] ---**
Well, I'm known as Revy,
**[04:07] ---**
the girl who becomes stingier
the more drunk she gets.
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But oh, boy.
**[04:16] ---**
Shit! It's damn hot enough as it is.
What a pathetic start to a day.
**[04:28] ---**
How about this?
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It's all mine!
**[04:31] ---**
What?!
**[04:34] ---**
I'm taking a piss. We'll start
over when I get back.
**[04:48] ---**
There. No, I wasn't fixing the
game or anything. I was just...
**[04:56] ---**
Let me out! Hey!
**[05:12] ---**
Man. What's with this city?
It's so damn shady.
**[05:18] ---**
The shepherd. What would his weapon be?
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The Book of Psalms. Psalm 23, verse 15.
**[05:28] ---**
"Though I walk through the
valley of the shadow of death."
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What I wanna know is what did
the shepherd take with him?
**[05:35] ---**
Model Jericho, 941 FBL.
**[05:39] ---**
You serious? That's lame.
**[05:43] ---**
Then what's your answer?
**[05:45] ---**
Isn't it obvious? This guy.
**[05:48] ---**
That's stupid. He was Jewish, right?
**[05:51] ---**
Then he had to have taken
something made in Israel.
**[05:53] ---**
Quit your impertinent talk.
You're nothing but a monkey.
**[05:57] ---**
It's hot. If I knew your air conditioner
was broken, I wouldn't have come.
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And the boat's way out in
the dock. It's not my day.
**[06:04] ---**
You don't have to tell me over and over.
**[06:07] ---**
You're not a broken jukebox.
**[06:10] ---**
By the way, that guy, your handsome sailor.
**[06:14] ---**
It's almost a year now since he came, right?
**[06:17] ---**
He's nothing special. He won't get
rid of that stupid business suit.
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If he encounters an enemy,
he gets kidnapped.
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And his jokes are so lame, damn it!
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Who cares about any of that?! I wanna
know whether or not you did it with him.
**[06:35] ---**
Hey, what's wrong? You're no fun.
**[06:38] ---**
Man, it's hot!
**[06:46] ---**
Hello! Hello! I'm being chased!
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Help me!
**[06:50] ---**
Someone's calling.
**[06:51] ---**
--We're closed!
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--Hurry! Open it! Open up! Please!
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Open this door!
**[06:59] ---**
Do you know what Jesus said in John 5?
**[07:01] ---**
"Don't bring trouble into
my home, you bitch!"
**[07:06] ---**
But this is a church, right?
**[07:09] ---**
So? God's not in. He's gone
to Las Vegas on vacation.
**[07:14] ---**
Please! I'm being chased!
**[07:16] ---**
I can't count on anyone in this
city and I'm not from here.
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I was told that the church
might be able to help, and...
**[07:22] ---**
I can't believe this! And
you're supposed to be a sister?
**[07:25] ---**
Come back on Judgment Day.
You do that, and God will--
**[07:33] ---**
Jane. Don't make things any more difficult.
Come on. It's time to go home.
**[07:39] ---**
Mister Elvis. Put your gun away.
**[07:42] ---**
I've told you repeatedly that this isn't
the same as the cities you're used to.
**[07:44] ---**
Sister, I need to have a
little talk with that girl.
**[07:50] ---**
Eda!
**[07:53] ---**
All right!
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Bastards!
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Any idiot who dares to fire at us...
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...has gotta be prepared for some payback!
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What's going on?! Shit!
Shoot at them! Kill them!
**[08:23] ---**
Stop it! Don't fire! Guys, do not
fire back no matter what!
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You idiot! Fire!
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Damn it!
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They're pissing me off!
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Sis! I've come to help!
**[08:33] ---**
Call me Sister! Dimwit!
**[08:36] ---**
I've never seen you. You new here?
**[08:38] ---**
Yes! I'm Ricardo, in training
to become a priest.
**[08:41] ---**
I've heard a lot about you
from Sis. Call me Rico.
**[08:44] ---**
Rico! I'm telling you, don't call me Sis!
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Revy! Can you hear me, Revy?! It's Lobos!
**[08:52] ---**
Please put away your guns.
This is a misunderstanding!
**[08:55] ---**
Please! We got a little crossed
up in our communication!
**[08:57] ---**
Don't take me for some idiot!
**[08:59] ---**
Don't try and brush this
off as some accident!
**[09:02] ---**
Like she says! You *Manneken Pis*!
**[09:04] ---**
If you think you can walk away unharmed
**[09:06] ---**
after drilling bullets into the church,
you've got another thing coming!
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, dear God! We're doomed!
**[09:16] ---**
My, my. What's this here? Oh, boy.
**[09:21] ---**
Eda!
**[09:23] ---**
What have I told you about
doing this in the chapel?
**[09:28] ---**
Oh, well that, Sister...
**[09:30] ---**
We can deal with that later.
**[09:32] ---**
We must first take care of these unbelievers
**[09:34] ---**
the same way as the people of Beit Shemesh.
**[09:48] ---**
Shit! Guys! We're leaving! Mister, you too!
**[09:52] ---**
Damn it! Those damn bitches! I'll be back!
**[09:55] ---**
I'll make minced meat outta you!
**[10:02] ---**
My, my.
**[10:04] ---**
Who's gonna pay for the repairs?
And for the bullets we used.
**[10:07] ---**
The cash just keeps floating away.
Give me a break.
**[10:12] ---**
Now, you've got a lot of
explaining to do, young lady.
**[10:24] ---**
Those guys are from the
Nouveau Laredo Cartel.
**[10:27] ---**
The organization works directly
under the Gerolamo Familia,
**[10:29] ---**
who claims Florida as its territory.
**[10:31] ---**
I was hired by the cartel to
fabricate old dollar bills.
**[10:36] ---**
Although, my counterfeit bill design
team is scattered all over the world,
**[10:39] ---**
thanks to the internet, we've never
had any problems with the work I do.
**[10:42] ---**
I'm the team's chief organizer.
The leader, if you will.
**[10:46] ---**
So, what did you screw up to
end up having them chase you?
**[10:50] ---**
We didn't screw up!
**[10:52] ---**
That was rude. It's just that
those guys had no patience.
**[10:55] ---**
Let me make this clear.
The reason I accepted the job
**[10:59] ---**
is because I was told I'd be able
to make perfect counterfeit money.
**[11:02] ---**
I was shocked with the Super-Z.
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The paper it created was absolutely perfect.
**[11:07] ---**
What's most impressive is
the composition percentage.
**[11:09] ---**
The percentage of cotton to linen pulp
is controlled at exactly 23 to 76.8.
**[11:14] ---**
Although, there are those out there who'll
produce their product on a laser printer,
**[11:18] ---**
in my opinion, that is unacceptable!
**[11:20] ---**
In comparison, these guys are pros.
**[11:23] ---**
It's a printing machine
custom made in Switzerland.
**[11:26] ---**
We would do anything
to get our hands on it,
**[11:29] ---**
but security is so damn tight
that it's really difficult.
**[11:32] ---**
By the way, we print ours
on a Heidelberg MF521,
**[11:37] ---**
but it has its limits and it shows.
Pretty pathetic, don't you think?
**[11:41] ---**
But those guys, they give it a name
like "enemy nation assault bills"
**[11:44] ---**
and create a budget for it!
**[11:45] ---**
I'd be able to make something
just as good for a lot less! Really!
**[11:49] ---**
But that machine causes a
strain in the progress of work.
**[11:52] ---**
Take the pressure along the
outside of the faceplate number.
**[11:55] ---**
We use an adjustment method
**[11:56] ---**
for applying rubber in order to change
the ink pressure in each section.
**[11:59] ---**
But frankly, this method isn't too clever.
**[12:02] ---**
The reason being
**[12:03] ---**
using infrared hardening ink will allow
the red blow ink to print naturally.
**[12:09] ---**
We've had no problems with the green
and black double layer printing sections.
**[12:12] ---**
But with the method I just explained,
**[12:14] ---**
you'd have to really perfect the details
of the Department of Treasury label.
**[12:17] ---**
Otherwise, the mounted section on
the outside would come out uneven.
**[12:19] ---**
And then...
**[12:20] ---**
Hey, hey, hey! Question!
**[12:22] ---**
Ah, yes?
**[12:22] ---**
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but...
**[12:25] ---**
What is it?
**[12:26] ---**
Where does this story end?
**[12:28] ---**
Do we get a bathroom break like
they had in *Battle of the Bulge*?
**[12:31] ---**
You're the ones who asked why I'm in this
mess. What's wrong? Are you bored?
**[12:35] ---**
Eda. This girl's attitude just reminded me.
**[12:37] ---**
She's just like the bitch at
my childhood welfare center.
**[12:40] ---**
Well, whatever.
**[12:42] ---**
Anyway, this type of research
requires money and time. And so--
**[12:45] ---**
All right, all right. I get the
general picture. That's enough.
**[12:48] ---**
So, you tried to screw those
fellows with that introduction.
**[12:53] ---**
You say the same thing that
those fools were saying.
**[12:55] ---**
Very well. Proof over theory.
**[12:58] ---**
You want me to judge your work?
I can tell with a glance. This is stupid.
**[13:03] ---**
Look here. On this one,
the print is off by half an inch
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and the green of the Department
of Treasury mark is too strong.
**[13:09] ---**
On the other hand, the thread work on
this one is very detailed. Bingo, right?
**[13:13] ---**
Oh, yeah? Then you'd take
that bill in your right hand
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and hope to enjoy a day
of shopping at Sears?
**[13:19] ---**
Oh, I feel sorry for you.
You're on your way to jail.
**[13:22] ---**
Look carefully at the
Federal Reserve Bank seal.
**[13:28] ---**
I was certain you would be fooled.
**[13:30] ---**
It's not unusual to see a printing shear
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or unevenness in the
bills from the seventies.
**[13:35] ---**
However, there is no bill printed by the
Mint Bureau with an "M" in its label.
**[13:39] ---**
It's clear now that Miss Revy's eyes
are made out of glass.
**[13:44] ---**
Okay, I believe you. Now then,
let's get to the core of this story.
**[13:52] ---**
We missed our deadline
by a significant margin.
**[13:55] ---**
But since I had an objective,
I refused to compromise.
**[13:58] ---**
Then they came and shot our operator
who came with me from Germany!
**[14:03] ---**
His job was to manage the data created
by other members over the internet.
**[14:07] ---**
All our effort so far has
gone down the drain.
**[14:10] ---**
They don't get it!
**[14:12] ---**
So, then I got fed up with everything and
said goodbye to that band of wild gorillas.
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And that's everything.
**[14:18] ---**
You're the one at fault here.
**[14:20] ---**
Well, yeah. You are.
**[14:21] ---**
You made a promise.
**[14:23] ---**
What?!
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No, I don't expect you to understand!
**[14:25] ---**
Not anyone who spends
their day, sunrise to sunset,
**[14:27] ---**
wasting their time either fiddling with
their gun or watching *NYPD Blue*.
**[14:31] ---**
I guess you wouldn't believe it if I told
you I watch *The Oprah Winfrey Show.*
**[14:35] ---**
The correct answer,
after the sound of gunfire.
**[14:39] ---**
Young lady. You've been
guided here by the Lord.
**[14:41] ---**
You're very fortunate.
**[14:43] ---**
That girl pointing her gun at
you is an escape specialist.
**[14:47] ---**
Though I wouldn't mind making
a deal with you for that plate.
**[14:51] ---**
I don't wanna give you
anything that's not complete!
**[14:53] ---**
But I'm pressed for time,
so I can't be picky.
**[14:57] ---**
Won't you buy it for thirty grand,
separately from my escape expenses?
**[15:00] ---**
I guess you're on your own.
Make your request to some other god.
**[15:03] ---**
Wha... But you people serve God, right?!
**[15:06] ---**
Luke says, "You shall make friends,
even if you use false money to do so."
**[15:12] ---**
Never mind her, Eda. You can go
ahead and die if you want, girl.
**[15:15] ---**
I don't need your help, anyway.
**[15:19] ---**
But I do thank you for saving me
from a difficult situation. Goodbye.
**[15:23] ---**
Hey. Wait one moment.
Where are you staying tonight?
**[15:26] ---**
I'll find some place.
**[15:28] ---**
Any one of the regular motels and
you'll have fresh holes in your ass
**[15:31] ---**
before you have a chance
to take your socks off.
**[15:33] ---**
Now, to avoid that,
**[15:36] ---**
there's a cheap lodge called Ramsap Inn
just past the Chalquam market.
**[15:40] ---**
Tell them you came from the church
and they'll get you a room.
**[15:45] ---**
I don't like how this feels.
**[15:47] ---**
Of course, I'm not telling you this for free.
**[15:49] ---**
Place an offering of about three
hundred dollars in that tray there.
**[15:52] ---**
I see. Although it's rotten, this is a
church after all. I can agree to that.
**[15:56] ---**
Hey, hey, hey. What's the big idea, Eda?
**[15:59] ---**
What do you mean?
**[16:01] ---**
Very well done, Sister Eda.
**[16:03] ---**
That's a tree that grows gold. Keep a
close eye on her so you don't lose sight.
**[16:06] ---**
Yes, Sister.
**[16:08] ---**
Those from the country
are so easy to manipulate.
**[16:11] ---**
Hey!
**[16:12] ---**
Hi, Leroy! Long time no see!
**[16:15] ---**
You know that girl that Choros
and the guys are chasing after?
**[16:18] ---**
Yeah, that East Indian girl.
**[16:19] ---**
Damn you!
**[16:20] ---**
What's the going rate for
info on her whereabouts?
**[16:23] ---**
You're playing dirty!
**[16:25] ---**
You found out where Jane is?
**[16:27] ---**
Yes, boss.
**[16:28] ---**
That bastard Lobos is nothing but a
cowardly airhead. You go instead.
**[16:32] ---**
Yes, boss.
**[16:33] ---**
Listen, Russell!
**[16:34] ---**
Aside from the clothes they wear,
**[16:36] ---**
the people living in this city
are no different from the Moros!
**[16:39] ---**
Can you believe it?! Even nuns at
the church are firing guns! Ow, ow!
**[16:44] ---**
Boss?
**[16:44] ---**
Damn.
**[16:46] ---**
I wanna leave this God's manure
sink made of overcooked lunatics
**[16:49] ---**
and return to civilized Florida.
I wanna get back right away, damn it!
**[16:53] ---**
Yes, boss.
**[16:55] ---**
Russell.
**[16:56] ---**
Capture the Indian girl and bring
her to me, no matter what it takes.
**[17:00] ---**
I'll give her a beating that'll
make Dachau seem like paradise.
**[17:04] ---**
Yes, boss. I accompanied you
from Florida for times like this.
**[17:09] ---**
In three days,
**[17:11] ---**
you'll be watching the Caribbean
sunset with Don Gerolamo, boss.
**[17:16] ---**
Leave it to this trouble
buster, "Groovy Guy" Russell.
**[17:37] ---**
What's wrong? Get pricked by a thorn?
**[17:40] ---**
I'm gonna kill you! Making money off
a cheap trick like that! Gimme half!
**[17:44] ---**
Like I said. You're being a fool.
With something like that,
**[17:49] ---**
you've gotta let it rest
before you feast on it.
**[17:51] ---**
Let it rest?
**[17:55] ---**
What do you mean "let it rest"?
**[17:57] ---**
Like the slot machines at the casino.
**[17:59] ---**
Show them how easy it is to win,
**[18:01] ---**
then they all come throwing
their money at you.
**[18:03] ---**
What are you planning?
**[18:13] ---**
We're here, carpool customers.
**[18:19] ---**
You've got that evil look on your face, Eda.
What trick do you have up your sleeve?
**[18:24] ---**
Come on. I work under
an extraordinary trickster,
**[18:27] ---**
the man who walked on the Sea of Galilee.
**[18:30] ---**
A trick like this is nothing.
**[18:33] ---**
Now, Rock's bringing the
car around, right? Let's go.
**[18:36] ---**
Hey, tell me. Where are we going?
**[18:38] ---**
I dunno.
**[18:38] ---**
Hey, Eda. Eda, come on!
**[18:42] ---**
A nun?
**[18:43] ---**
Come on! Hey, Eda!
**[18:45] ---**
Damn.
**[18:48] ---**
Who are the guys Lobos called here?!
**[18:51] ---**
Everyone you see sitting at these tables.
**[18:54] ---**
Very well. I'll give out your orders.
**[18:57] ---**
One thousand dollars per person.
**[18:59] ---**
She's staying in a motel called Ramsap Inn.
**[19:02] ---**
Your job is to bring her back alive.
**[19:06] ---**
If she retaliates, you're
free to beat her up.
**[19:10] ---**
It's an easy job that even a child could do.
**[19:12] ---**
Forget the unnecessary
comments, stupid idiot!
**[19:15] ---**
It's only because we have the free time
that we're accepting such a cheap job!
**[19:18] ---**
You...
**[19:19] ---**
Shen Hua's right, cowboy! Get back to
inseminating your cows in Austin!
**[19:24] ---**
Damn you!
**[19:25] ---**
How dare some guy who just arrived
here try to order us around!
**[19:27] ---**
Get Lobos here! You won't do!
**[19:29] ---**
Would you shut up and listen to
what I have to say, you bastards?!
**[19:31] ---**
Just introduce us to the new faces,
and there will be no trouble.
**[19:38] ---**
Who are you?
**[19:40] ---**
Not a face I recognize either.
**[19:43] ---**
Which organization is she
getting her work from?
**[19:46] ---**
What are you talking about? Shen Hua,
you hired me for a job last Tuesday.
**[19:53] ---**
I did?
**[19:55] ---**
Hi! I'm late, I'm late.
Sorry about that. Are you ready?
**[20:00] ---**
Oh, how to cut him up? Boss Chang
wanted to make an example outta him.
**[20:05] ---**
He didn't tell me whether he
wanted the meat chopped or minced.
**[20:08] ---**
I guess it doesn't matter which.
**[20:11] ---**
Well, he's all yours now. You can
take care of things from here.
**[20:20] ---**
What?!
**[20:21] ---**
You're Sawyer the Cleaner?!
**[20:22] ---**
So, that's what you look like.
**[20:24] ---**
You're always wearing those
goggles and white facemask.
**[20:26] ---**
No wonder we didn't recognize you.
**[20:28] ---**
All right. Hurry up and get to work, guys.
**[20:30] ---**
Those are new faces over there.
**[20:32] ---**
Oh, you're right. Haven't seen them before.
**[20:35] ---**
You two. What are your names?
**[20:37] ---**
I'm Claude "Torch" Weaver.
**[20:40] ---**
Lotton the Wizard.
**[20:43] ---**
Sorry to bother you while you're showing
off, but is that milk you're drinking?
**[20:48] ---**
I'm a non-drinker. Beer makes me puke.
**[20:51] ---**
I don't drink for religious reasons.
**[20:53] ---**
How unfitting.
**[20:55] ---**
So, what do you use for hunting?
**[20:59] ---**
This.
**[21:01] ---**
And you? Doesn't look like you have a gun.
**[21:10] ---**
You idiot! Are you trying
to burn down the bar?!
**[21:13] ---**
Y-Y-You guys cut it out, already!
**[21:15] ---**
Oh, well. At least now we
know what we'll be using.
**[21:19] ---**
Is everyone okay with that?!
**[21:20] ---**
Right on.
**[21:21] ---**
--Let's get this over with and have a drink.
**[21:22] ---**
--Hey, is Ramsap Inn far from here?
**[21:25] ---**
Let's take our cars.
**[21:26] ---**
You're picking up the bill.
**[21:28] ---**
Damn it.
**[21:28] ---**
Cowboy.
**[21:29] ---**
What are you just standing there for?
We'll leave without you.
**[21:32] ---**
Okay, this path is good.
Bring it to the side and stop.
**[21:37] ---**
Alright, thank you, sir.
**[21:39] ---**
Are you sure this spot will be okay?
**[21:41] ---**
I don't understand the logic behind this.
**[21:42] ---**
Shut up. Just wait here and something
very favorable for us will happen.
**[21:47] ---**
You know, there's this ominous
tone to what you just said.
**[23:41] ---**
"Next episode"
**[23:42] ---**
Okay, guys! Let's get going!
**[23:45] ---**
To our clownish one-grand-a-person job.