# 18 - Mr Benny's Good Fortune
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYW4D0M86/black-lagoon)
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**[00:39] ---**
*I have a big gun*
**[00:40] ---**
*I took it from my Lord*
**[00:42] ---**
*Sick with Justice*
**[00:43] ---**
*I just wanna feel you*
**[00:45] ---**
*I'm your angel*
**[00:47] ---**
*Only a ring away*
**[00:49] ---**
*You make me violate you*
**[00:51] ---**
*No matter who you are*
**[00:59] ---**
*It's all up to you*
**[01:01] ---**
*No one lives forever*
**[01:02] ---**
*Been burn in the hell*
**[01:04] ---**
*By all those pigs out there*
**[01:06] ---**
*It's always been hell*
**[01:07] ---**
*From when I was born*
**[01:09] ---**
*They make me violate them*
**[01:11] ---**
*No matter who they are*
**[01:12] ---**
*Get down on your knees*
**[01:14] ---**
*Get a good head on your shoulders*
**[01:16] ---**
*If it's for your guys*
**[01:17] ---**
*Go to the end of the earth*
**[01:19] ---**
*Do what you think*
**[01:21] ---**
*Give it with dedication*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll put out your misery*
**[01:26] ---**
*You made a mess*
**[01:27] ---**
*For Christ sakes, this rotten world*
**[01:29] ---**
*Shit out of luck*
**[01:31] ---**
*Go with my vision*
**[01:33] ---**
*Light up the fire*
**[01:34] ---**
*Right on the power*
**[01:36] ---**
*Weapon... I have it all*
**[01:44] ---**
*Weapon... I have it all*
**[01:56] ---**
What do we do now? We can't go
up any higher. Do you have a plan?
**[02:02] ---**
I'm thinking about it.
**[02:03] ---**
Is that so?
**[02:08] ---**
Ouch!
**[02:13] ---**
This is where the real fight begins!
**[02:15] ---**
She's headed your way!
**[02:23] ---**
Did you get her?
**[02:24] ---**
I dunno.
**[02:25] ---**
Be careful.
**[02:26] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:32] ---**
Got you! Yes I did!
**[02:38] ---**
Oh! I thought I'd be able
to take your head off.
**[02:41] ---**
That voice tells me it's
the nun that got caught.
**[02:44] ---**
It's your turn, Sawyer!
**[02:47] ---**
Damn it!
**[02:49] ---**
Shit!
**[02:52] ---**
Revy, the knife-wielder's just a distraction.
**[02:55] ---**
The real attacker is her. Hurry and get her.
**[02:58] ---**
Of course. Helping you won't
earn me a single penny.
**[03:02] ---**
Bye.
**[03:02] ---**
Shit.
**[03:03] ---**
Get through this.
**[03:04] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:09] ---**
Feint operation is a success.
Miss hostage nun.
**[03:12] ---**
Hey, listen up, slut!
**[03:15] ---**
Throw away your gun and come out!
**[03:18] ---**
You'll go to hell if you let a nun die!
That's not a good thing!
**[03:21] ---**
Revy! Don't worry about me and shoot her!
**[03:26] ---**
Nice acting, nun. The slut's not inside.
**[03:30] ---**
Now...
**[03:31] ---**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[03:32] ---**
Wait! Wait! Give me a sec.
Listen to what I hafta say.
**[03:37] ---**
I'm not stupid. I'm not letting you buy time.
**[03:41] ---**
I thought you'd go to hell for killing a nun.
**[03:44] ---**
I'm an atheist. Your religion
has nothing to do with me.
**[03:48] ---**
Goodbye, nun!
**[03:50] ---**
You fool. The hell express is here
for you a lot faster than you think.
**[03:53] ---**
Look behind you!
**[04:02] ---**
She's here! She's here! She's here!
**[04:05] ---**
Do something about her!
**[04:06] ---**
Wait, hold on. This is no time to panic.
**[04:08] ---**
No time to panic? Are you stupid?!
**[04:11] ---**
Then what else do you suggest we do?
**[04:14] ---**
But a pitfall? That's just stupid!
**[04:17] ---**
Don't call it stupid! The wood below the
roof between us is conveniently rotten.
**[04:24] ---**
Now I got you.
**[04:30] ---**
We're almost in port. We'll be
close enough to see them soon.
**[04:33] ---**
So? Can you see anything?
**[04:34] ---**
Not yet. Just the Buddha by
the inlet and the city's lights.
**[04:39] ---**
Why, that's... Damn it!
**[04:41] ---**
Aw, shit! Fucking wonderful!
**[04:44] ---**
What's wrong, Dutch?
Is Roanapur under nuclear attack?
**[04:48] ---**
That would be a lot better
than this. Damn it!
**[04:51] ---**
Then I wouldn't be the
only one who's at a loss.
**[04:54] ---**
Some idiot's started a
huge-ass bonfire at my dock!
**[05:14] ---**
It hurts, damn it!
**[05:17] ---**
Eda, you stupid bitch! I can't believe you
gave away that I was sneaking up on her.
**[05:19] ---**
Sorry.
**[05:20] ---**
I've been skewered!
**[05:21] ---**
Sorry.
**[05:22] ---**
You whore.
**[05:24] ---**
If I hadn't distracted her, I wouldn't
have been able to drill bullets in her.
**[05:27] ---**
But that's not important right now.
What's going on above?
**[05:30] ---**
The ladder's no good. That ghost
woman cut it down. Damn, this hurts!
**[05:35] ---**
What's going on? Who told you
to start a Valencian fire festival?
**[05:40] ---**
Torch! My orders were to capture
Jane, not to burn anything!
**[05:46] ---**
They're on the roof.
**[05:49] ---**
The fire's so fierce, I can't get up there.
**[05:53] ---**
Now come on. Come right this way.
**[05:57] ---**
Straight over here.
**[06:00] ---**
She seems to be in a really
good mood for some reason.
**[06:06] ---**
Usually, I just dismember and my job's over.
**[06:11] ---**
Jobs like this are nice,
every once in a while.
**[06:17] ---**
I won't kill you today.
**[06:20] ---**
What are you gonna do? She started talking!
**[06:23] ---**
But I might help myself to a
couple of your hands and feet.
**[06:32] ---**
I'm a cleaner. Always
cleaning up after people.
**[06:39] ---**
But today is different. Today, I'm stepping
over everyone to reach higher.
**[06:45] ---**
I'm playing the position of the Forward.
Now, shall we begin?
**[06:49] ---**
Take responsibility for this.
**[06:51] ---**
How?
**[06:52] ---**
It's all right. I had my throat slit,
**[06:58] ---**
but I'm still alive.
**[07:07] ---**
What now?!
**[07:08] ---**
The fire got to the high-octane
gasoline in the dock! Damn it!
**[07:12] ---**
She's still smiling!
**[07:15] ---**
She's gonna start talking all
creepy again and cut me up!
**[07:19] ---**
Do something!
**[07:20] ---**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[07:27] ---**
What?
**[07:28] ---**
What is it?
**[07:32] ---**
What's going on? Explain this!
**[07:34] ---**
How should I know? I have no
idea what's going on either.
**[07:38] ---**
Oh no!
**[07:43] ---**
Rock! Are you all right?
What happened to that ghost woman?
**[07:46] ---**
Ah, well... she's here.
**[07:51] ---**
I'm having trouble comprehending
the situation. What did you do?
**[07:55] ---**
Nothing really comes to mind.
**[07:57] ---**
It's true. She dropped her voice machine
and suddenly started acting like that.
**[08:02] ---**
She's one of those. I bet
she's got emotional issues.
**[08:06] ---**
I've seen people like this before.
**[08:08] ---**
This is a problem.
**[08:09] ---**
Hey. Ghost woman.
**[08:11] ---**
Idiot. This is what you get for
doing stuff you're not used to.
**[08:13] ---**
Revy. You're hurt.
**[08:15] ---**
I'm all right. It's not as deep as it looks.
**[08:19] ---**
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Isn't this building collapsing?
**[08:26] ---**
The dock's breaking up in the fire!
**[08:28] ---**
Can you see Revy and the others?
**[08:30] ---**
I can't confirm it.
**[08:31] ---**
But if we do something, she'll work in
sync. She has a knack for doing that.
**[08:36] ---**
Benny! Rush in and pull a 180
just before we get to the pier!
**[08:40] ---**
All right! I'm pretty good at docking.
**[08:52] ---**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[08:54] ---**
What's going on?!
**[08:56] ---**
I am here to take your life! I have
my reasons for joining this hunt!
**[09:03] ---**
My name is Wizard! Lotton the Wizard!
**[09:08] ---**
While I have no grudge against you...
**[09:23] ---**
Damn it. It's been completely destroyed.
**[09:33] ---**
Damn it.
**[09:37] ---**
It's our boat!
**[09:38] ---**
About time.
**[09:41] ---**
Good. It's coming in. Get to the pier!
**[09:46] ---**
There they are! It's them! After them!
**[09:51] ---**
Stop!
**[10:04] ---**
Touchdown, Dutch!
**[10:05] ---**
Go, Benny!
**[10:06] ---**
Roger!
**[10:07] ---**
Wait!
**[10:12] ---**
Damn it! A few got onto the boat!
**[10:16] ---**
Rock! Get that girl inside!
**[10:19] ---**
Over here!
**[10:32] ---**
Oh, you're alive, too.
You're extremely lucky.
**[10:37] ---**
Were you watching?
**[10:38] ---**
Yeah. Well, mostly.
**[10:41] ---**
Did I look good?
**[10:44] ---**
You looked no better than the king of idiots.
**[10:47] ---**
I suggest you stop
making entrances like that.
**[10:53] ---**
Are you all right?
**[10:56] ---**
Do I look like I'm in shape
to do the Lion Dance to you?
**[11:00] ---**
Next time, you should
wear a bulletproof vest.
**[11:04] ---**
It's assuring to have, just in case.
**[11:09] ---**
A real weapon is one of offense.
**[11:13] ---**
Either way, there won't be
a next time with this wound.
**[11:18] ---**
I'll take you to a doctor.
**[11:22] ---**
I can't allow a girl to
die right in front of me.
**[11:29] ---**
You're not cut out to be
killing in a city like this.
**[11:32] ---**
You'd make a great host at a bordello.
**[11:37] ---**
I am much too clumsy for that.
**[11:43] ---**
If she's alive, let's take her with us.
**[11:48] ---**
She's lucky, too.
**[11:50] ---**
Lobos! Where's that shithead Lobos?!
**[11:53] ---**
You called?
**[11:54] ---**
Where's Russell?!
**[11:55] ---**
Why hasn't he come back yet?!
**[11:56] ---**
You can't ask for the impossible.
Naturally, he's having trouble.
**[12:00] ---**
Damn you!
**[12:01] ---**
How do you explain the mud pasted all
over my face in front of Don Geralamo?
**[12:05] ---**
I understand how you feel, but--
**[12:06] ---**
You bastard!
**[12:08] ---**
If you've got a head capable
of understanding anything,
**[12:10] ---**
start requesting soldiers from our homeland!
**[12:13] ---**
But that'll start a war with the
Russians and Chinese in this city.
**[12:17] ---**
Fine by me! Take me to a phone right now!
I'm making an international call!
**[12:23] ---**
Please give me a moment.
**[12:31] ---**
There's a door here. I'm going down.
You guys get rid of their gunmen.
**[12:37] ---**
Roger.
**[12:40] ---**
Damn it. I'm going back to the controls.
**[12:43] ---**
We're shorthanded here, Dutch!
**[12:44] ---**
I'll take them on a rodeo. Even Tuff
Hedeman would be scared of this bull.
**[12:49] ---**
Sounds like fun, Dutch. Let me
know when you're about to go wild.
**[12:53] ---**
Oww.
**[12:54] ---**
Are you all right? Sorry for rushing you.
**[12:57] ---**
Yeah, thanks to you, I fell in face-first.
**[13:00] ---**
I let Dutch take over the
driving. Is this our guest?
**[13:05] ---**
Welcome aboard the Lagoon.
Just call me Benny.
**[13:09] ---**
Janet Bhai. Call me Jane.
**[13:13] ---**
We've actually got some
uninvited guests on board.
**[13:16] ---**
So, relax in my room.
We're downsizing our defense line.
**[13:21] ---**
Oh, and please don't touch the hardware.
**[13:26] ---**
Not a single thing.
**[13:28] ---**
We're about to start the
rough stock. You ready?
**[13:31] ---**
Wait. Eda. Hang on to this.
**[13:33] ---**
What are you up to?
**[13:34] ---**
All right, make this bull dance!
**[13:42] ---**
What do you think, Eda?! You happy?!
**[13:44] ---**
What the hell?!
**[13:51] ---**
Die!
**[13:53] ---**
I have a question. Is this boat
always driven like this?
**[13:58] ---**
Only today, just by chance.
**[14:00] ---**
For a second, I thought your real
job was to kill customers this way.
**[14:04] ---**
Bastard! Don't get so excited, you punk!
**[14:09] ---**
That was careless of you, Revy.
You're outta bullets?
**[14:11] ---**
I'll earn my wings when I get rid of you.
**[14:14] ---**
Revy. Use this.
**[14:19] ---**
How did you like that rodeo?
**[14:21] ---**
Great. It was a lot of fun.
**[14:23] ---**
You've gotta be kidding me.
I never wanna go through that again.
**[14:27] ---**
Revy?
**[14:31] ---**
I'll take care of this one.
**[14:33] ---**
We've got one more that
snuck into the engine room.
**[14:37] ---**
Eda. Take care of that one.
**[14:39] ---**
Sure thing, partner.
**[14:40] ---**
What is this place? Jane! Where are you?!
**[14:44] ---**
How long before we reach
the port we're headed to?
**[14:47] ---**
I'd say roughly eight hours.
**[14:49] ---**
All right. That's plenty of time.
Mr. Japanese, get my laptop from my bag.
**[14:56] ---**
I don't have any bag.
**[14:58] ---**
You don't? Why not? Are you stupid?!
What do you mean by that?!
**[15:03] ---**
How should I know? If it was so important,
why didn't you take care of it yourself?!
**[15:06] ---**
You don't get it!
**[15:07] ---**
Get what?!
**[15:08] ---**
Don't get rough. You'll
damage the electronics.
**[15:12] ---**
I can't do anything without my things!
**[15:14] ---**
If I don't have my laptop computer,
if I can't access the web...
**[15:18] ---**
Computer?
**[15:20] ---**
Jane! Where are you?!
Hey! Come out!
**[15:24] ---**
Shit! Shit! Shit!
**[15:25] ---**
There's no path from here to
the front. How dare it mock me.
**[15:28] ---**
I'll show you, stupid engine! When this
is over, I'll drink until I get sick of it!
**[15:35] ---**
I'll run all over Rawhide and I'll fuck
expensive women until my balls hurt!
**[15:42] ---**
You're really excited about this.
Way to go, cowboy. You're a true stud.
**[15:47] ---**
But before you do that, why don't
you give God a call and ask
**[15:50] ---**
if you should be worried about your
balls being blown to heaven first.
**[15:59] ---**
Dutch. He's blocking my
field of vision with his fire.
**[16:02] ---**
That's a pain.
**[16:03] ---**
I need another bull ride.
**[16:04] ---**
Can you do it? That guy's
pretty quick for a fatso.
**[16:10] ---**
I'll signal you once I lure him to his grave.
**[16:12] ---**
All right. That should be easy enough.
What are your chances?
**[16:16] ---**
It depends on your timing. Here I go!
**[16:22] ---**
Don't get in my way, you damned nun!
I'm sick of dealing with you guys!
**[16:27] ---**
Like I care, country bumpkin!
Then get off this boat!
**[16:32] ---**
I can't do that!
**[16:34] ---**
--Shut up!
**[16:34] ---**
--The plates are mine, shithead!
**[16:34] ---**
--The plates are mine, shithead!
**[16:38] ---**
You don't have the plates?
**[16:40] ---**
The plates are in the ocean of the web.
**[16:42] ---**
All that was left was for us to
collect all the engineering data
**[16:46] ---**
scattered around the world and create them.
**[16:49] ---**
But because the data manager
died, I can't get to it.
**[16:53] ---**
The encryption is automatically
changed every day. I give up.
**[16:57] ---**
We've already been paid by the
Ripoff Church, so we're fine, but...
**[17:02] ---**
The problem is Eda.
**[17:04] ---**
The moment she finds out that
you don't have the plates,
**[17:06] ---**
she'll find a new way to crucify you
that would impress even Jesus Christ.
**[17:09] ---**
That's a joke, right?
**[17:11] ---**
Roanapur is the kind of place where all
jokes of a violent nature come true.
**[17:15] ---**
Right.
**[17:16] ---**
Then...
**[17:17] ---**
...will you let me use your machines,
just for a short time?!
**[17:20] ---**
I refuse.
**[17:20] ---**
Why not?! Stingy, stingy, stingy!
**[17:23] ---**
I won't lend them to you
no matter what you say.
**[17:24] ---**
I'd rather drink a pint of castor oil
than let anyone use my machines.
**[17:30] ---**
But as long as I'm using them,
that's a different story.
**[17:34] ---**
I'm a little interested in what
tricks your operator used.
**[17:39] ---**
Don't disappoint me.
**[17:41] ---**
If it's something a junior high school
student could've come up with,
**[17:44] ---**
I'll charge you a fee for my time.
**[17:49] ---**
Oh my. I get a kick outta playing
chase with a young lady like you.
**[17:54] ---**
But frankly, my body just can't keep up.
**[17:57] ---**
How about you give up and be burned?
**[18:02] ---**
It'll only take an instant. My wife
didn't even take five minutes.
**[18:07] ---**
I'll be content as long as I can smell
the scent of your skin charring.
**[18:11] ---**
The weather is perfect, young lady.
It's a perfect day for a barbecue party.
**[18:18] ---**
Dutch! Ride!
**[18:25] ---**
You're a rocket man, baby!
**[18:32] ---**
I understand. This boat
really is out to kill me.
**[18:36] ---**
No, it's just by chance. By chance.
**[18:37] ---**
Is that so? Well, at least let
me see the data before I die.
**[18:41] ---**
It's not an IFSR or an exchange code.
My gut tells me it's a GOST type.
**[18:47] ---**
We could also cause a buffer
overflow and take control quickly.
**[18:52] ---**
But using force isn't very elegant.
**[18:54] ---**
Who cares about elegance?
**[18:56] ---**
Don't rush it. I'm running six paths
in parallel against the GOST.
**[19:01] ---**
If one of the indicators on the screen is
a hit, it'll start downloading any moment.
**[19:06] ---**
Sounds like my partner
just took care of the fatso.
**[19:10] ---**
You're the only one left, cowboy.
**[19:14] ---**
If you resist, I'll blow your head
off and toss you in the ocean.
**[19:18] ---**
I got it. I got it. Damn it.
This isn't even funny.
**[19:21] ---**
How can I possibly go back to the boss?
**[19:24] ---**
There's no need to do that.
Lobos will take care of him.
**[19:27] ---**
He knows very well how
things work in Roanapur.
**[19:30] ---**
That Lobos guy? Finish Mr. Elvis?
**[19:35] ---**
Like he could do that.
**[19:39] ---**
What?
**[19:40] ---**
Wait a second. I've seen
you before. In Florida?
**[19:45] ---**
No, I know. It was Dirty City,
Washington D.C. I'm sure of it!
**[19:51] ---**
Is that so? I don't know you. I was born
in Alabama. I've never been to D.C.
**[19:58] ---**
Then I'll rephrase that and say a
woman who looked just like you.
**[20:01] ---**
You've been wearing those
sunglasses and that outfit,
**[20:03] ---**
so I didn't realize it until now.
**[20:05] ---**
Damn, when was it? It was when
Don Geralamo was in D.C., so...
**[20:10] ---**
It was him. That man!
**[20:12] ---**
Hey. You'd better stop there, cowboy.
You've got the wrong person, anyway.
**[20:17] ---**
I remember! That stupid
senator, Jack Bonham!
**[20:22] ---**
Tally ho! It was a GOST!
**[20:25] ---**
Your operator was skilled,
but he wasn't thorough enough.
**[20:28] ---**
I'm as great as Kevin Mitnick.
Yeah! I'm amazing!
**[20:33] ---**
There. I won the bet. What's my prize?
**[20:46] ---**
You know, you're so cute and sexy.
**[20:54] ---**
That woman was wearing
a navy blue suit, right?
**[20:58] ---**
She was having a dinner meeting with
the senator and several other men.
**[21:03] ---**
At a French restaurant
called the Fontainebleau.
**[21:06] ---**
That's right! The Fontainebleau!
But why were you with a senator?
**[21:12] ---**
At that time, she and her
superiors were talking about
**[21:15] ---**
contact with foreign countries
within the EAEC that opposed NAFTA
**[21:23] ---**
and how to deal with them.
**[21:26] ---**
You wouldn't be...
**[21:28] ---**
You're mistaken.
**[21:29] ---**
She's someone else. I'm just a
damned nun from the Ripoff Church.
**[21:34] ---**
But I'll tell you one thing that's true.
**[21:38] ---**
I wasn't born in Alabama.
My hometown is Langley, Virginia.
**[21:44] ---**
You're CIA?!
**[21:51] ---**
Hey, it sure took you long enough.
**[21:54] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:55] ---**
Did you send him off to hell?
**[22:01] ---**
We're almost in port. Let's take it easy.
**[22:04] ---**
Sure thing. God's in heaven
and all's well in the world.
**[23:41] ---**
"Next episode"
**[23:43] ---**
Okay. I won't be too long.
**[23:45] ---**
After that, I'm leaving, partner.