E5 - The Whole Uzaki Clan Wants to Get Together!

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[00:00] ---
    "Asia Café"
[00:02] ---
    Hey, Uzaki! I'm off today--just
    came by to see how it's going.
[00:06] ---
    Working hard or hardly working?
[00:13] ---
    She's been like that since yesterday.
[00:18] ---
    What did you do, Sakurai?
[00:21] ---
    Honestly, it's like this
    every dang time with you.
[00:27] ---
    What?! Now wait just a second!
[00:29] ---
    I'm totally in the dark here!
[00:32] ---
    Yeah, but still... y'know?
[00:35] ---
    Still... right?
[00:39] ---
    Somewhere along the way
    I've lost all credibility at work.
[00:44] ---
    Um... hello there.
[00:55] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:18] ---
    "Episode 5: The Whole Uzaki Clan
    Wants to Get Together!"
[02:20] ---
    Hana hasn't been herself since yesterday.
[02:23] ---
    I thought maybe she was
    causing problems for you folks.
[02:28] ---
    Oh, no--don't worry about that.
    She's been her usual cheery self.
[02:37] ---
    Except toward Sakurai.
[02:40] ---
    That's not good...
[02:43] ---
    But Sakurai's definitely
    behind this either way.
[02:47] ---
    I've been racking
    my brain over here, but...
[02:50] ---
    I'm sorry. I've got nothing.
[02:53] ---
    Still, a change like that is a big deal.
[02:58] ---
    Wait...
[03:00] ---
    Haven't we seen...
[03:01] ---
    ...something like this before?
[03:04] ---
    I think it started yesterday evening.
[03:07] ---
    "Breadcrumbs"
[03:07] ---
    Sakurai, Hana, and I were having
    a cooking lesson at our house.
[03:12] ---
    It was like any other lesson at first...
[03:15] ---
    But about when the dish was
    finished--that's when her mood soured.
[03:19] ---
    When I asked her why,
    she only said, "No reason."
[03:24] ---
    I really am sorry. That attitude
    doesn't belong at the workplace.
[03:28] ---
    Don't mention it.
[03:29] ---
    That's right--it's not your fault.
[03:32] ---
    I see. So you don't
    know either, Ms. Tsuki.
[03:37] ---
    No...
[03:38] ---
    That's it!
    That right there is definitely it!
[03:41] ---
    Oho!
[03:42] ---
    What is?
[03:43] ---
    Tell us, Ami!
[03:46] ---
    That's totally it!
[03:48] ---
    "Closed"
[03:49] ---
    Aha! Because Uzaki's the
    only one I don't call by name?
[03:53] ---
    Oh--but that's because...
[03:55] ---
    I've always been resistant
    to calling girls by their first name.
[03:59] ---
    I know! So how come you're
    okay doing that with my mom?!
[04:04] ---
    If you're going in order,
    I'm next in line!
[04:06] ---
    Well, uh...
[04:08] ---
    I-I can't bear this...
[04:11] ---
    Still, to use her mother's
    name so readily...
[04:14] ---
    At a time when
    Hana's still so indecisive...
[04:17] ---
    It's obvious which one's
    getting special treatment.
[04:20] ---
    Can't... laugh...
[04:23] ---
    I do feel a little bad for her, though.
[04:25] ---
    Sakurai calls me by my first name, too.
[04:29] ---
    All right--it's Hana's turn
    to get a helping hand!
[04:32] ---
    So you just have to get over your block
    about calling Hana by her first name.
[04:38] ---
    Wh-What now?
[04:40] ---
    You need to get used to it, then!
[04:42] ---
    Starting now,
    no using any of our last names!
[04:46] ---
    Huh?!
[04:47] ---
    Just for today--and just here.
    You can handle that much, right?
[04:52] ---
    Don't give me that face!
[04:54] ---
    I don't even know the owner's first name.
[04:58] ---
    Call me Akihiko!
[05:00] ---
    "Akihiko Asai, 51"
[05:01] ---
    What's with the cute spin
    you put on that, Akihiko?
[05:05] ---
    Never mind that, Shinichi...
[05:08] ---
    There's someone else here who needs
    the first-name treatment more than I do.
[05:17] ---
    You can do it, Shinichi!
[05:19] ---
    Go get 'em, Shinichi!
[05:20] ---
    We'll be over there.
    You just take your time, Shinny.
[05:25] ---
    They're enjoying this, all right.
[05:30] ---
    Oh, but first of all...
[05:32] ---
    I need to apologize.
[05:35] ---
    I did the same damn thing all
    over again and made you unhappy.
[05:39] ---
    Boy, do I suck.
[05:41] ---
    I'm really sorry!
[05:44] ---
    Senpai...
[05:47] ---
    You're trying to get by
    without saying my name.
[05:50] ---
    Nope: fail. Try again.
[05:54] ---
    I'm sorry... Hana.
[05:59] ---
    Say my name a few more times,
    and I'll forgive you.
[06:03] ---
    Sorry, Hana.
[06:05] ---
    --Again.
    --I screwed up, Hana.
[06:07] ---
    Once more.
[06:08] ---
    I apologize, Miss Hana.
[06:10] ---
    Ooh, I like that!
[06:13] ---
    That was much more
    heartfelt than your first one.
[06:16] ---
    Okay. I forgive you.
[06:19] ---
    But...
[06:21] ---
    Please do get used to it--even
    a little at a time.
[06:25] ---
    Okay, Shinichi?
[06:29] ---
    Oh--since you're older than me,
    maybe it should be "Mr. Shinichi."
[06:36] ---
    What's wrong, Senpai?
    Wait--are you blushing?
[06:40] ---
    I-I am not!
[06:41] ---
    Your face is beet-red, Shinichi!
[06:44] ---
    You're seeing things!
[06:46] ---
    You do have your cute moments, Shinichi!
[06:49] ---
    Can it! And don't look at my face!
[06:51] ---
    Mr. Shinichi!
[06:52] ---
    Stop that!
[06:54] ---
    There we go.
[06:55] ---
    Looks like they've made up.
[06:57] ---
    Those two... I'd heard
    they'd been friends for ages--
[07:01] ---
    yet all this fuss about names...
[07:04] ---
    They're doing things all out of order.
[07:08] ---
    How is she still taking
    things the wrong way?
[07:12] ---
    You and I need to have a
    nice long chat, ma'am. For real.
[07:16] ---
    Hey, which is better?
    Shinichi or Mr. Shinichi?
[07:21] ---
    --C'mon, Mr. Shinichi!
    --Shut up!
[07:27] ---
    I sense there's been a development!
[07:29] ---
    
    
    "On a solo trip in Kansai"
[07:33] ---
    Man, I'm beat.
[07:36] ---
    Definitely what
    I'd call mental exhaustion.
[07:39] ---
    Shinichi!
[07:41] ---
    Shinichi! Shinichi!
[07:44] ---
    She's been teasing me
    with my own name ever since.
[07:48] ---
    I suppose all of this was my fault...
[07:52] ---
    "One-Day Free Trial Coupon"
    "Regularly ¥2,000"
[07:53] ---
    A gym?
[08:01] ---
    It's been a while since
    I've worked up a sweat.
[08:04] ---
    Being able to casually do this
    on my own suits my personality.
[08:07] ---
    It's perfect for blowing off steam, too.
[08:13] ---
    All right. Next up...
[08:15] ---
    Hmm? You there, with the piercing eyes.
    Heading for the bench press?
[08:21] ---
    Hang on--you need a spotter.
[08:24] ---
    Oh, someone's here for a trial visit!
[08:26] ---
    Hey, Fuji.
[08:29] ---
    I work here.
[08:31] ---
    Here, why don't I spot you?
[08:34] ---
    Barbell work is prone to accidents,
    so a spotter's a must.
[08:38] ---
    A gym trope:
    Busybody trainers flock to the young.
[08:46] ---
    Eight... nine...
[08:51] ---
    Ten!
[08:53] ---
    Jumping in with three sets
    of ten 100-kilo reps--impressive.
[08:56] ---
    Okay! Stay strong till the end!
    One more to go!
[09:00] ---
    Got it!
[09:01] ---
    E... leven!
[09:04] ---
    Attaboy! Keep going! Last one!
[09:10] ---
    Yesss! You did it! What effort!
[09:14] ---
    All right--now get that last rep in!
[09:17] ---
    C'mon! One more to finish!
[09:22] ---
    Great! Now for the last one, for real! Go!
[09:26] ---
    How many last reps are there?!
[09:29] ---
    There's no way!
[09:30] ---
    No! It'd be a waste to compromise here!
[09:33] ---
    One more rep! Last one! You can do it!
[09:36] ---
    Jeez, Fuji, lay off already!
    Just spot the kid!
[09:39] ---
    That's why I don't want
    to ask him to be my spotter.
[09:43] ---
    Go!
[09:54] ---
    Sorry about that!
[09:55] ---
    You were working so hard,
    I got all fired up, too.
[09:59] ---
    And that's why we keep
    losing younger members.
[10:03] ---
    Shh!
[10:04] ---
    Still, I haven't been pushed
    to my limits in a long time.
[10:08] ---
    Oho!
[10:10] ---
    Having a spotter really
    does boost your efficiency.
[10:13] ---
    Wow, someone who can keep up
    with Fuji's enthusiasm. You're a beast!
[10:18] ---
    For some reason, we don't have
    many former athletic-club folks here.
[10:23] ---
    Sakurai! Do you have any goals
    you'd want to achieve if you joined?
[10:28] ---
    Just as an example, uh...
    I can be your trainer!
[10:30] ---
    I can spot you--and come up
    with more high-efficiency workouts!
[10:34] ---
    Calm down, Fuji.
[10:36] ---
    He's going hard on the sale pitch.
[10:38] ---
    I like to work out,
    but I don't have any specific goals.
[10:42] ---
    Our doctors told us
    we needed to exercise more.
[10:45] ---
    Plus my daughter doesn't
    like me--said I was lame.
[10:49] ---
    My son's been mouthing off lately, too.
[10:53] ---
    What do you say? A bulk-up
    regimen for your fatherly dignity!
[10:58] ---
    Nothing cooler than a battling dad!
[11:00] ---
    I'm good.
[11:02] ---
    I get the feeling your
    workouts'd be excessive.
[11:04] ---
    So mean!
[11:06] ---
    Still, Sakurai, how about joining up?
[11:09] ---
    The more folks you know,
    the easier the workout.
[11:11] ---
    That's true.
[11:13] ---
    Invite your friends, too, if you like.
    We'll all have fun together.
[11:20] ---
    That might be nice.
[11:21] ---
    Yesss!
[11:23] ---
    Please do!
[11:24] ---
    Not that Uzaki'd come if I did invite her.
[11:26] ---
    What? Why would you pay
    good money to get exhausted?
[11:31] ---
    I can hear her already.
[11:33] ---
    It's a good place for some alone time.
[11:37] ---
    Sakurai! Do you have any goals?
[11:40] ---
    Goals, huh? I really don't have any.
[11:44] ---
    I'll just train everything.
[11:47] ---
    Speaking of training...
    I have to keep trying new things.
SIGN    "Senpai (Introvert)" "Thinking about another cooking lesson next week... (Tap for more)"
[11:54] ---
    Oh--Senpai.
[11:56] ---
    I'm home!
[11:57] ---
    Hi, Dad.
[12:00] ---
    Welcome home, Fujio.
[12:02] ---
    Dinner will be ready soon.
[12:04] ---
    Great! I'm starving.
[12:04] ---
    "Fujio Uzaki, 46"
[12:07] ---
    It's you.
[12:10] ---
    Hey, Hana, a kid about
    your age joined the gym today.
[12:15] ---
    Huh! Good for you.
[12:17] ---
    You don't have a lot of
    younger people there, do you?
[12:20] ---
    We sure don't--and it's just
    not lively enough without them.
[12:25] ---
    I hope this kid brings
    his friends with him...
[12:30] ---
    You wanna join?
[12:31] ---
    And be surrounded by nothing
    but old guys? No, thanks.
[12:36] ---
    I hate being alone.
[12:37] ---
    Don't be like that...
[12:39] ---
    Actually, what would that shabby bunch
    do if a cute girl like you approached?
[12:46] ---
    Forget I said anything!
[12:48] ---
    Okie-doke.
[12:49] ---
    Oh, Mom? Senpai's talking
    about another cooking lesson.
[12:54] ---
    Goodness! When?
[12:56] ---
    Is the usual Thursday still good?
[12:59] ---
    Maybe you could do
    simmered fish this time.
[13:01] ---
    That's fine. I'll get ready for it.
[13:04] ---
    Thanks! I'll let Senpai know.
[13:07] ---
    Is Hana's senpai the one who
    made all that udon a while back?
[13:11] ---
    That's right. Lives alone
    and wants to be a better cook.
[13:16] ---
    Such a hard-working beginner, too.
[13:19] ---
    Nice! Sheer determination--I like that!
[13:22] ---
    She'll make a great wife one day.
[13:25] ---
    Senpai's a guy.
[13:28] ---
    And "Send."
[13:30] ---
    Huh! Is that so?!
[13:34] ---
    I'd sure like to meet him...
[13:37] ---
    I know: I'll take that day off.
[13:40] ---
    You can't, Fujio! You need to do your job!
[13:48] ---
    I'm home!
[13:50] ---
    Brrr! It really got cold fast.
[13:55] ---
    "Yanagi Uzaki, 14 -
    Middle School, 2nd Year"
[14:02] ---
    What's for dinner tonight, Mom?
[14:07] ---
    Sit down, Yanagi.
[14:10] ---
    Is this... the usual?
[14:12] ---
    Yep: the usual.
[14:15] ---
    I should have kept my big mouth shut...
[14:18] ---
    I hereby call the
    Uzaki family meeting to order.
[14:22] ---
    On our agenda:
[14:26] ---
    Hana... has a boyfriend.
[14:30] ---
    Seriously? That's hilarious!
[14:32] ---
    Really? Good for you, Hana!
[14:35] ---
    Huh!
[14:36] ---
    It is not good!
[14:38] ---
    This time has finally
    come for my daughter...
[14:41] ---
    Probably some no-good bum,
    given that it's college.
[14:44] ---
    He better be a fine upstanding man,
    or I won't allow it!
[14:47] ---
    Another never-ending meeting, with
    Dad the only one getting all agitated.
[14:51] ---
    Mom, can you hurry dinner up?
[14:54] ---
    Hana's an adult.
    Let her do what she wants.
[14:58] ---
    That side of you is pretty out there, Dad.
[15:02] ---
    Nag too much and your kids
    will end up hating you.
[15:06] ---
    Why are you all so cold toward me?!
[15:10] ---
    Kiri and Hana used to speak in
    my Kansai dialect, too--not just Yanagi...
[15:16] ---
    I got teased in grade school for talking
    like a delinquent. Never again!
[15:21] ---
    It's just imprinting on you.
[15:23] ---
    Aw, Kansai dialect is cute!
[15:25] ---
    Hate it all you like, but you can't
    escape your Kansai soul!
[15:32] ---
    Read these without the jingle!
SIGN    "Kansai Electrical Safety Inspection Association" "Nishizawa Gakuen, Home of Onyx"
[15:34] ---
    ♪ Kan-sai Elec-trical Safe-- ♪
[15:36] ---
    Oh, wow! That is super
    hard not to sing! Spooky.
[15:41] ---
    See? That's the fruit of your upbringing!
[15:46] ---
    Those not living in Kansai,
    don't worry about it.
[15:50] ---
    Good: We've gotten off track.
    All because Dad's so energetic...
[15:55] ---
    Dodged that bullet.
[15:57] ---
    Hey, what kind of guy
    is this boyfriend of yours?
[16:02] ---
    Is he cool? Do you have a picture?
    Show me!
[16:05] ---
    C'mon, Hana! Please?
[16:07] ---
    N-No, I don't have any pictures.
[16:10] ---
    This is a lie.
[16:12] ---
    It figures Yanagi would be all over this.
[16:14] ---
    And I thought we were
    good and distracted...
[16:16] ---
    So there's a guy out there
    who goes for a petite girl like Hana.
[16:21] ---
    I'm worried about him for
    differentreasons, y'know?
[16:24] ---
    What?!
[16:25] ---
    You don't get to go
    around calling mesmall.
[16:28] ---
    Save the high-and-mighty act
    till you're past 160 centimeters.
[16:32] ---
    No wonder girls don't like you.
[16:34] ---
    Huh?! I am past that! I'm not little!
[16:37] ---
    Just a tad below average, that's all!
[16:39] ---
    Now, now, you two...
[16:42] ---
    I hope you'll always
    be shorter than me, Kiri.
[16:46] ---
    What? I'm totally gonna blow past you!
[16:48] ---
    I'm only gonna get taller and taller!
[16:50] ---
    How tall is your boyfriend, Hana?
[16:53] ---
    Um...
[16:54] ---
    I think he said he
    was 180 centimeters tall.
[16:57] ---
    He's huge!
[16:58] ---
    What a size difference!
[17:00] ---
    H-Height isn't everything! Right, Dad?
[17:03] ---
    That's right, Kiri!
[17:05] ---
    The short men are in cahoots...
[17:09] ---
    W-Well, uh, anyway...
[17:11] ---
    As I was saying:
    Is he really a decent man?
[17:15] ---
    There are a few things I want to know.
[17:18] ---
    Does he have a kind disposition?
[17:20] ---
    Does he have good manners?
[17:21] ---
    Is his personal life in order?
[17:24] ---
    How many kilos can he bench-press?
[17:26] ---
    He sneaked in his own ask.
[17:30] ---
    In any case, you can forget
    about dating some half-baked--
[17:33] ---
    S-Senpai is... He's respectable.
[17:37] ---
    Hana?
[17:38] ---
    He's super serious... maybe too serious.
[17:43] ---
    He looks over my assignments,
    he doesn't smoke,
[17:46] ---
    he hardly drinks, and he likes
    weight training and video games.
[17:50] ---
    Ooh! Here we go with the info dump!
[17:53] ---
    He even keeps his place clean!
[17:56] ---
    You've... been?
[18:02] ---
    Um... Hana?
[18:05] ---
    No! Not like that! Nothing's going on!
[18:08] ---
    I just go there to hang out
    all normal-like, that's all!
[18:11] ---
    We both like video games--
    we play those together!
[18:13] ---
    He sucks at cooking,
    so I do that for him sometimes, too!
[18:17] ---
    And that's it--really!
[18:20] ---
    I never realized your
    relationship was that chaste.
[18:24] ---
    I just assumed...
[18:26] ---
    ...things had escalated
    to a whole other level.
[18:28] ---
    We're not doing anything!
[18:30] ---
    Oh, and, uh... I forgot
    to correct you earlier, but...
[18:34] ---
    Senpai, um...
[18:36] ---
    He's not my boyfriend.
[18:38] ---
    What?!
[18:39] ---
    But you still went to his place?!
[18:42] ---
    And played games with
    him--and cooked for him?
[18:45] ---
    And you're not dating?!
[18:47] ---
    Hana...
[18:48] ---
    What are you doing?!
[18:51] ---
    Then you must like this guy, Hana!
[18:54] ---
    I-It's not like that!
[18:56] ---
    He's been a gloomy
    loner ever since high school.
[18:59] ---
    He was always all alone at college, too!
[19:01] ---
    Look, he's so pitiful, I'm doing him
    a favor by paying him attention!
[19:05] ---
    You love him!
[19:07] ---
    Wrong! I don't like him--he likes me!
[19:12] ---
    I mean, jeez, either way!
[19:14] ---
    No! There's a big distinction!
[19:16] ---
    It's all the same!
[19:18] ---
    It's not the same thing at all!
[19:20] ---
    Do you know Hana's boyfriend, Mom?
[19:22] ---
    Yes--I give him cooking lessons here
    sometimes. He's a really good kid.
[19:27] ---
    Still a little scary, though.
[19:29] ---
    Huh. Cooking lessons, eh?
[19:32] ---
    Remember those croquettes
    we ate the other day?
[19:35] ---
    Oh, those! Hana's senpai made those?
[19:39] ---
    They were way delish!
[19:42] ---
    What is it, Kiri?
[19:44] ---
    So that udon that Hana's senpai
    brought... don't tell me...
[19:49] ---
    He made it.
[19:56] ---
    No way! A man?!
[19:59] ---
    I thought a college girl
    kneaded that dough--
[20:02] ---
    I was on cloud nine eating that stuff!
[20:04] ---
    Are you kidding me?!
[20:07] ---
    Kiri's at that age now where
    he'll say these disappointing things...
[20:11] ---
    If only Kiri got his act together--girls
    might actually like him.
[20:15] ---
    Forget this! I'm taking a bath!
[20:17] ---
    H-Hey, Hana...
[20:20] ---
    Wow, is she mad.
[20:22] ---
    Well, yeah. You took it too far.
[20:25] ---
    Guess that's all for today.
[20:27] ---
    But that man...
[20:29] ---
    Is my darling daughter
    not good enough for him?
[20:32] ---
    He hasn't put the moves on my ultra-cute
    Hana after all she's done for him?
[20:35] ---
    That's actually amazing! And infuriating!
[20:38] ---
    And kind of admirable!
[20:39] ---
    Which is it?
[20:41] ---
    Give it back!
[20:43] ---
    --I want my innocence back!
[20:45] ---
    --So Sakurai wasn't her boyfriend...
    --I want my innocence back!
[20:48] ---
    He hasn't even made a
    move on her. But if that's true...
[20:53] ---
    One day... I'd like to hold her.
[20:56] ---
    Then what was that all about?
[20:58] ---
    Don't tell me he's always been after...
[21:01] ---
    ...me--and me alone!
[21:04] ---
    In the end, the family meeting
    brought its members only confusion.
[21:09] ---
    Meanwhile, the man on
    the agenda of said family meeting...
[21:14] ---
    97... 98...
[21:17] ---
    ...99... 100... There!
[21:22] ---
    Yep, always nice to break a sweat.
[21:24] ---
    Really clears out the old cobwebs.
[21:33] ---
    Just one more set.
[21:35] ---
    ...had become a fitness freak.
[21:43] ---
    Dad just doesn't get it.
    Not in the slightest.
[21:46] ---
    Senpai likes me!
[21:48] ---
    I'm not the one who...
[21:50] ---
    You love him!
[21:52] ---
    I do not either!
[22:00] ---
    Now it's starting to get interesting.
[22:02] ---
    
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[23:35] ---
    "Next Time"
    "Episode 6:
    Uzaki-chan Wants to Celebrate!"