E2 - I Want to Make Udon After We Hang Out!

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[00:06] ---
    Hey! What are you showing her?!
[00:07] ---
    Delete that! Delete!
[00:09] ---
    Something this juicy happened
    when I wasn't around?!
[00:12] ---
    Why didn't you call me?
[00:14] ---
    I totally forgot.
[00:17] ---
    You're not all leaving me
    out of the loop, are you?
[00:20] ---
    No, nothing like that.
[00:21] ---
    Right, right!
[00:23] ---
    Really?
[00:26] ---
    Hey, why don't we all hang out together?
[00:29] ---
    Hey, yeah!
[00:31] ---
    What do you think?
[00:35] ---
    Okay, you're forgiven!
[00:36] ---
    Yes, I will witness more juicy
    Sakurai-Uzaki stuff in person,
[00:39] ---
    thank you very much!
[00:41] ---
    I'm sure that's what she's thinking.
[00:44] ---
    Okay, let's figure out where we're going.
[00:46] ---
    Right.
[00:48] ---
    Oh, I want to go shopping!
[00:50] ---
    --What about you?
    --Ah, to be young.
[01:01] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
[02:24] ---
    "Episode 2:
    I Want to Make Udon After We Hang Out!"
[02:31] ---
    You hardly even have to go
    to class anymore, huh, Ami?
[02:35] ---
    Must be nice...
[02:36] ---
    Hang in there, you guys.
[02:39] ---
    Yeah, Uzaki really struggles
    with her reports.
[02:42] ---
    That stuff is a breeze
    when I apply myself!
[02:45] ---
    Is it?
[02:46] ---
    Besides, I have tons of friends.
[02:49] ---
    Don't lump me in with my national
    openweight-class loner senpai!
[02:53] ---
    Then I guess I never
    have to help you again.
[02:57] ---
    Hey! That's against the rules!
[02:59] ---
    What rules?
[03:01] ---
    It's a senpai's duty
    to help his juniors--his duty!
[03:05] ---
    Looks like Sak won't be getting
    one-upped in academics, anyway.
[03:09] ---
    I hardly see you on campus, Sakaki.
[03:14] ---
    Are you gonna even graduate?
[03:16] ---
    Itsuhito's got more credits than I do.
[03:20] ---
    This dude's good.
[03:22] ---
    He registers for classes where he
    just has to show up or hand in a report
[03:26] ---
    to get full credit.
[03:28] ---
    Some people just have a knack, you know?
[03:32] ---
    Gotta use your time wisely.
[03:35] ---
    What do you do with all your free time?
[03:37] ---
    Lately? Solo camping.
[03:39] ---
    Nice!
[03:41] ---
    This seems unfair.
[03:43] ---
    It was a way of life that
    Uzaki had no hope of imitating.
[03:49] ---
    Oh, can we check out the swimsuits?
[03:50] ---
    Sure.
[03:53] ---
    Didn't you already buy one earlier?
[03:55] ---
    Well...
[03:58] ---
    I've been going to the pool lately.
[04:00] ---
    The pool?
[04:01] ---
    With, um, with Senpai.
[04:03] ---
    With Sakurai?!
[04:05] ---
    Apparently, after swimming in the ocean,
[04:07] ---
    he's started to enjoy
    being physically active.
[04:16] ---
    Here you go, Senpai.
[04:17] ---
    Thanks.
[04:19] ---
    Ah, rats. My time's slipping.
[04:21] ---
    I mean, with my
    swim club days behind me...
[04:24] ---
    Just because they have swim lanes doesn't
    mean you have to check your times.
[04:28] ---
    Sorry. Habit.
[04:31] ---
    Okay, time for some regular old swimming!
[04:34] ---
    Right!
[04:35] ---
    Oh, yeah--Uzaki?
[04:36] ---
    Yeah?
[04:38] ---
    Today's swimsuit? Another cute one.
[04:40] ---
    Cute one... cute one...
[04:45] ---
    He just kind of...
    complimented me... out of nowhere.
[04:49] ---
    So I figured I'd buy a new one.
[04:53] ---
    You can start with swimsuit compliments.
[04:55] ---
    Not mine!
[04:56] ---
    Aha...
[04:58] ---
    That'd be my fault.
[05:00] ---
    Good job remembering that lesson, Sakurai.
[05:03] ---
    Let's see...
[05:05] ---
    Maybe he's the kind of
    person who says that stuff.
[05:07] ---
    --Hana looks so happy...
    Better not to say anything after all.
    --I mean, I didn't exactly hate it. I didn't hate it...
[05:14] ---
    But man, I wish I'd seen that!
[05:15] ---
    --Uzaki, all embarrassed about
    her swimsuit compliment!
[05:18] ---
    --Mommy?
    --Uzaki, all embarrassed about
    her swimsuit compliment!
[05:21] ---
    "Using the Futsal Court'
[05:29] ---
    Take that!
[05:31] ---
    Hup!
[05:32] ---
    Ha!
[05:33] ---
    Yes!
[05:35] ---
    We're still going, Senpai!
[05:36] ---
    C-Can you not talk to me right now?!
[05:40] ---
    Sak says he's hopeless
    at any and all ball sports,
[05:43] ---
    but let him practice
    and he can hold his own.
[05:46] ---
    Now if something indecent
    were to happen, we'd be golden.
[05:50] ---
    Futsal is not that kind of sport.
[05:52] ---
    Specifically something like this...
[05:58] ---
    He winds up naked?!
[06:01] ---
    Ready for a mini-match?
[06:03] ---
    I mean, I'm not sure...
[06:05] ---
    C'mon, it's a game. Relax--take it easy.
[06:08] ---
    Right.
[06:10] ---
    It's not like we're expecting any
    high-level plays from you in the first place.
[06:14] ---
    They're underestimating us, Senpai.
[06:16] ---
    No, I really do suck at this.
[06:19] ---
    Shall we split into teams, then?
[06:24] ---
    That's a middle-schooler team for you!
[06:27] ---
    Can't even beat us
    when it's five against three!
[06:29] ---
    C'mon, cut it out.
[06:31] ---
    D-Dammit...
[06:34] ---
    What are they doing playing
    middle-schoolers, anyway?
[06:37] ---
    Shame on them.
[06:39] ---
    Where do you college guys get off
    dunking on middle-schoolers for kicks?
[06:44] ---
    Act your age and go to
    a college mixer or something!
[06:47] ---
    Although some hunk'd probably
    wind up snatching all the girls away
[06:52] ---
    from you losers!
[06:54] ---
    --Boo!
    --Boo!
[06:56] ---
    Those middle-schoolers
    are being plenty rude right back.
[07:01] ---
    It worked like a charm.
[07:04] ---
    That hit a nerve?
[07:05] ---
    I don't think I can watch this.
[07:07] ---
    Wait--is he crying?
[07:10] ---
    I am not! And who
    the hell are you, anyway?
[07:13] ---
    Whoa, he's coming after us!
[07:14] ---
    He's just lashing out.
[07:17] ---
    Listen, we paid good money
    to play here, same as you.
[07:21] ---
    Try to be a little more aware
    of your surroundings, okay?
[07:24] ---
    Huh?!
[07:25] ---
    Hey--it's you! Sakaki!
[07:28] ---
    You know each other?
[07:29] ---
    Do we?
[07:31] ---
    "Do we," my ass!
[07:32] ---
    You were at the
    soccer-club mixer last week!
[07:35] ---
    Oh, I remember!
[07:38] ---
    The mixer!
[07:39] ---
    Remember us!
[07:42] ---
    Sasamoto!
[07:43] ---
    Kawakami!
[07:44] ---
    Hamada!
[07:46] ---
    Don't bother remembering them.
[07:49] ---
    A mixer?
[07:50] ---
    I only went because they begged me
    to help even out the numbers.
[07:53] ---
    And you snatched away all the girls.
[07:57] ---
    No, no--we split up
    at the station afterward.
[08:00] ---
    You did? Then get your ass over here!
[08:03] ---
    Come to our miserable
    afterparty-slash-consolation bash!
[08:06] ---
    I don't know if I want to be invited to
    an afterparty even you call "miserable."
[08:11] ---
    Still, striking out at
    a mixer is all on you.
[08:14] ---
    Did you make an effort to entertain the
    girls who went out of their way to attend?
[08:18] ---
    You can't do all the talking--you
    have to let them talk, too.
[08:27] ---
    Those girls said your bragging and
    your club talk bored them to tears.
[08:31] ---
    --Stop--please!
[08:33] ---
    --His words are like knives.
    --Stop--please!
[08:35] ---
    Behold the confidence of the mighty.
[08:36] ---
    Dammit! That guy really grinds my gears.
[08:39] ---
    Hearing hard truths from that halfway
    handsome face is what ticks me off!
[08:42] ---
    For me, it's how girls were showing up
    right away when I told 'em
[08:45] ---
    Sakaki would be there.
[08:47] ---
    But more than anything:
[08:48] ---
    Bringing your own girls is unacceptable!
[08:51] ---
    And they're both hella cute!
[08:53] ---
    We're super jealous!
[08:55] ---
    See, you can't say that stuff out loud.
[08:58] ---
    You sure are speaking your mind.
[09:02] ---
    Let's battle it out!
[09:03] ---
    We'll play a 20-minute match.
[09:05] ---
    If you win, we'll pay your bill!
    But if wewin...
[09:11] ---
    I-It'd be nice if you
    introduced us to those two...
[09:16] ---
    How unexpectedly innocent.
[09:18] ---
    You're on!
[09:19] ---
    Can't help you with the pipsqueak,
    but the one with glasses is available.
[09:23] ---
    Yesss!
[09:24] ---
    What?!
[09:26] ---
    This sucks!
[09:27] ---
    What do you mean, "pipsqueak"?!
[09:28] ---
    I'll probably be useless!
[09:31] ---
    Sorry, ladies, but you'll be spectating.
[09:34] ---
    We'll borrow a middle-schooler
    for our goalie.
[09:37] ---
    It'll be fine. I'm okay at soccer.
[09:47] ---
    Wow!
[09:48] ---
    What part of that was "okay"?
[09:50] ---
    So that's why he was
    so quick to take the bet.
[09:54] ---
    And conversely...
[09:57] ---
    What are you even doing, Senpai?
    Just running around?!
[10:02] ---
    "slip"
[10:04] ---
    Nice! More of that, please!
[10:07] ---
    Hana the heckler
    is having a fine old time...
[10:11] ---
    If he's that good,
    why didn't he join the club?
[10:15] ---
    I don't get it...
[10:16] ---
    This dude is infuriating, all right!
[10:19] ---
    But he has a weakness.
[10:22] ---
    Take him down first.
[10:25] ---
    We can't let this end
    without scoring even once!
[10:27] ---
    We'll get at least one point
    from them, even if we lose!
[10:30] ---
    This is pitiful...
[10:34] ---
    Sak.
[10:36] ---
    With this broad of a spread,
    you can relax.
[10:39] ---
    Relax? But I haven't
    even done anything yet.
[10:43] ---
    With your legs,
    we don't need cheap tricks.
[10:46] ---
    If the ball comes your way, just
    haul off and kick it toward the goal.
[10:50] ---
    Got it.
[10:53] ---
    That's right--
[10:56] ---
    don't think, just zero in on
    the one thing you have to do.
[11:02] ---
    Focus. Focus!
[11:06] ---
    Don't look at anything but the ball.
[11:09] ---
    Concentrate only on...
[11:11] ---
    ...the ball!
[11:13] ---
    Senpai's face...
[11:16] ---
    He looks...
[11:19] ---
    ...like he did in high school.
[11:28] ---
    Here it comes, Sak!
[11:29] ---
    That's mine!
[11:31] ---
    Nothing but...
[11:33] ---
    ...the ball!
[11:34] ---
    Go!
[11:43] ---
    "*For illustration purposes only."
[11:53] ---
    Nothing but...
[11:55] ---
    ...the ball!
[12:02] ---
    "*For illustration purposes only."
[12:04] ---
    The ball!
[12:11] ---
    "*For illustration purposes only."
[12:20] ---
    I did it...
[12:21] ---
    I scored!
[12:40] ---
    Okay:
[12:42] ---
    Run!
[12:43] ---
    What?!
[12:45] ---
    You middle-schoolers can go home now!
[12:47] ---
    Aw!
[12:48] ---
    Are you sure, Itsuhito?
[12:50] ---
    Sure I'm sure. We won, didn't we?
[12:52] ---
    Senpai! KOing everyone was total overkill!
[12:56] ---
    No, I--that was a coincidence!
[12:58] ---
    That was amazing...
[12:59] ---
    Right?
[13:00] ---
    The god of destruction...
    an absolute god of destruction...
[13:05] ---
    And so Sakurai became a mini legend of
    the futsal court before he even knew it.
[13:11] ---
    Okay, so I didn't see anything
    juicy between those two...
[13:14] ---
    ...but I did get an eyeful!
[13:19] ---
    "Using the Futsal Court"
[13:22] ---
    You sure made a ton, Senpai!
[13:25] ---
    Yeah, I got pretty good at making udon
    after your mom showed me how.
[13:30] ---
    Mom's been looking forward to this.
[13:34] ---
    Senpai! Wait!
[13:36] ---
    I can't--we're going to be late!
[13:37] ---
    Hustle!
[13:41] ---
    Oho...
[13:45] ---
    Yo, Sakurai!
[13:50] ---
    You start early with
    that bummer of a face, huh?
[13:55] ---
    You're looking
    particularly villainous today!
[13:57] ---
    Right? Right?
[13:59] ---
    Good morning, Uzaki-senpai...
[14:02] ---
    Your pestering is
    as irritating as usual, I see.
[14:04] ---
    Oh? What did you say to me, Sakurai?!
[14:08] ---
    And here I am looking out for
    and paying attention to
[14:11] ---
    my miserable junior
    with his sad loner college life!
[14:15] ---
    Is that how you talk to your kind,
    gorgeous senior?!
[14:20] ---
    I didn't ask for your help.
[14:22] ---
    Then you should be even more grateful!
[14:24] ---
    It's your senpai's
    affection--freely given!
[14:27] ---
    If it's freely given, why are
    you demanding gratitude?
[14:31] ---
    Details, details!
    You're always so darn nitpicky!
[14:35] ---
    You and your big body,
    always trying to trip me up!
[14:39] ---
    I wonder about people like you,
    speech center shot full of holes.
[14:44] ---
    Always chattering on without thinking.
[14:46] ---
    Shaddup!
[14:47] ---
    Yeah, yeah, I know.
[14:50] ---
    My senpai may be tiny,
    but her heart is just sooo big.
[14:54] ---
    Wow, amazing. I totally respect her.
[14:57] ---
    Quit making fun of me,
    you jerk! I'm overit!
[15:02] ---
    How many times have I told
    you not to talk about my height?
[15:05] ---
    Whoa--Senpai--
[15:06] ---
    Just because you're a tiny bit tall...
[15:08] ---
    You're infuriating!
[15:10] ---
    Wait, Senpai--wait!
[15:12] ---
    It's too late to say you're sorry!
[15:14] ---
    No--No, it's not that!
[15:17] ---
    Oh? Then what, Sakurai?
[15:19] ---
    Well, uh, I'm bumping up
    against some things...
[15:25] ---
    "rub rub rub"
[15:25] ---
    I'm bumping them up against you!
[15:27] ---
    On purpose!
[15:29] ---
    To give my cute little junior
    a little somethin'-somethin'!
[15:32] ---
    I don't understand!
[15:34] ---
    Am I cute or am I infuriating? Pick one!
[15:39] ---
    Shut up, you!
[15:42] ---
    It wasn't much different.
[15:44] ---
    What's up? Your face is all red.
[15:49] ---
    It is not either!
[15:52] ---
    N-No?
[15:54] ---
    Look, Mom's waiting, so let's get going!
[15:57] ---
    Uh... okay.
[16:03] ---
    Yes! They came out great!
[16:06] ---
    Thank you so much.
[16:08] ---
    You may have a real knack for cooking.
[16:13] ---
    Nah. I've just spent the past month
    making nothing but udon.
[16:17] ---
    Here's some for you.
[16:18] ---
    That's a lot!
[16:21] ---
    It's more fun for me now
    to make it than to eat it.
[16:24] ---
    When there's a will, there's a way, huh?
[16:27] ---
    So you got this good this quickly
    from focusing only on making udon.
[16:31] ---
    And udonly that!
[16:32] ---
    Don't mug like you said something clever!
[16:35] ---
    But I am getting
    tired of my udon-only life.
[16:38] ---
    I was wondering
    if you'd teach me something new.
[16:40] ---
    Of course!
[16:42] ---
    Oh, no! This is still no good, Senpai!
[16:45] ---
    What? What is?
[16:48] ---
    Oh? You mean you don't know?
    Want me to tell you, Senpai?
[16:52] ---
    Spit it out already!
[16:55] ---
    See? This here.
[16:57] ---
    You can knead the dough right,
    but cut it like this and it's ruined.
[17:01] ---
    They have to be the same size, so
    they're all done cooking at the same time.
[17:08] ---
    These noodles are defective!
    They're not fit for eating!
[17:17] ---
    But you're eating them.
[17:18] ---
    Get it, Senpai?
[17:20] ---
    You can't call yourself an udon master
    if this is what you're cranking out!
[17:24] ---
    You're a rank newbie!
[17:26] ---
    Why is she acting all
    superior toward her senior?
[17:31] ---
    You're right. I can't move on
    while this still isn't perfect.
[17:35] ---
    Please--teach me how to cut them properly!
[17:39] ---
    Attaboy, Senpai!
[17:41] ---
    Of course, but...
[17:43] ---
    Won't you just be eating udon
    for that much longer?
[17:48] ---
    Udon know the half of it!
[17:49] ---
    Pipe down!
[17:54] ---
    Show me how you usually cut them.
[17:58] ---
    Okay, got it.
[17:59] ---
    Already?
[18:01] ---
    Take one step back on your dominant side.
[18:03] ---
    Like this?
[18:05] ---
    Let's see... a little more like...
[18:09] ---
    I-I'm so sorry! I got too close!
[18:13] ---
    Oh, no... I'd forgotten...
[18:15] ---
    Sakurai may be Hana's boyfriend,
[18:18] ---
    but he's also a dangerous boy
    with designs on her mother--me!
[18:22] ---
    Tsuki Uzaki, 43,
    has magnificently misread Sakurai.
[18:31] ---
    Oh?
[18:33] ---
    Yeah--he's concentrating.
[18:36] ---
    Senpai's super earnest about everything,
    so he gets right into the zone.
[18:40] ---
    He doesn't react to anything
    when he's like this.
[18:42] ---
    It's great for pranks.
[18:44] ---
    Not to anything?
[18:49] ---
    Man, right here next to him?
[18:52] ---
    What an opportunity this would've been!
[18:54] ---
    An opportunity?!
[18:56] ---
    C'mon, let's head over there.
[18:59] ---
    That's right--an opportunity!
[19:02] ---
    I've got to fix the messed-up
    relationship he has with Hana.
[19:06] ---
    Tsuki Uzaki has no idea that
    she's the one who's messed up.
[19:12] ---
    H-Hana?
[19:15] ---
    I'll start with her--and
    some gentle prying.
[19:20] ---
    Er, how are things with you
    and Sakurai lately?
[19:24] ---
    "How"?
[19:25] ---
    I-I, um--you know!
[19:27] ---
    Anything... unusual recently?
[19:37] ---
    Hey, Uzaki woke up first.
[19:38] ---
    I'll send you this
    picture later, okay, Hana?
[19:42] ---
    Oh, would you prefer the video?
[19:44] ---
    St-Stop... just stop!
[19:46] ---
    Let go of me, Senpai!
[19:53] ---
    This is when two coincidences collided:
[19:56] ---
    the daughter who wondered how her
    mother could have known about that event
[20:00] ---
    and the mother who, for better or worse,
    happened to be prying for something.
[20:06] ---
    How? Who told her?
[20:10] ---
    Hey, boss, look at this.
[20:14] ---
    Actually, the other day...
[20:17] ---
    Ma'am! Ma'am!
[20:18] ---
    Is that how it got here?
[20:21] ---
    How sad indeed is a
    chain of misunderstandings.
[20:25] ---
    What could I do? It's just a habit of his.
[20:30] ---
    A habit? A sexual habit?!
[20:35] ---
    Though we shouldn't have
    let anyone at school see us...
[20:38] ---
    See them? At school?!
[20:40] ---
    We have it all on video.
[20:42] ---
    They recorded it?!
[20:44] ---
    Senpai just wouldn't let me go.
[20:48] ---
    Not a second round!
[20:50] ---
    It was a just a big mess...
[20:52] ---
    Big mess... big mess...
[20:54] ---
    To think they've already gone that far...
[20:57] ---
    If only I'd been stricter with
    her--this never would have...
[21:04] ---
    Hana... I'm going to
    go lie down. I'm tired.
[21:09] ---
    Huh? Okay... sleep well.
[21:12] ---
    She only hurt herself
    with her misunderstandings,
[21:15] ---
    and Tsuki Uzaki's days of anguish
    would continue a little longer.
[21:22] ---
    I did it.
[21:23] ---
    The udon was cut nicely.
[21:30] ---
    Aw, not udon again!
[21:33] ---
    Senpai made way too much.
[21:37] ---
    Your senpai?
[21:46] ---
    Don't mind if I do!
[21:48] ---
    And another misunderstanding was born.
[21:52] ---
    College-girl udon tastes 17 times better!
[21:57] ---
    Boy, he's hungry.
[21:59] ---
    I'm home!
[22:02] ---
    Hey there, Yanagi.
[22:03] ---
    
[22:03] ---
    
[23:35] ---
    "Next Time"
    "Episode 3: Does Uzaki-chan
    Want To Go To the School Festival?"