E6 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Celebrate!

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:04] ---
    By his third day as a member,
[00:06] ---
    former athletic-club kid Sakurai
    was fitting right in at the gym.
[00:12] ---
    Immersing himself in training let him
    shake off the day's smaller worries
[00:17] ---
    and clarify his thoughts.
[00:19] ---
    One of those worries?
[00:22] ---
    Okay, Shinichi?
[00:26] ---
    Gotta go harder.
[00:29] ---
    "Thinking about another
    cooking lesson next week. OK?"
    "I'll check with Mom (Read)" "Thanks"
[00:30] ---
    I haven't seen Senpai much these days...
[00:43] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:06] ---
    "Episode 6:
    Uzaki-chan Wants to Celebrate!"
[02:11] ---
    Okay--next.
[02:13] ---
    You sure are full of energy, Sakurai.
[02:16] ---
    Are you letting your sore muscles recover?
[02:17] ---
    Yeah.
[02:19] ---
    I've had a lot on my mind lately...
[02:22] ---
    But after I tire myself out here,
    I sleep like a log.
[02:25] ---
    You're still young for
    that monk-in-training stuff.
[02:30] ---
    Speaking of worries...
[02:32] ---
    Fuji... is it?
[02:35] ---
    Ah, Sakurai!
[02:37] ---
    Need a spotter?
[02:38] ---
    If you would, please.
[02:40] ---
    He wants to go hard enough
    to chase his worries away.
[02:44] ---
    Something bothering you, Sakurai?
[02:48] ---
    Let me guess: A woman, right?
[02:51] ---
    I wouldn't fret about that.
[02:53] ---
    You're sharp, you're in
    shape--they'll come to you.
[02:58] ---
    It's just like Fuji,
    sticking his nose all the way in there.
[03:03] ---
    Sorry, Sakurai.
[03:05] ---
    If it's advice you're after,
    we've got plenty of "life senpai" here.
[03:11] ---
    Myself included, of course!
[03:14] ---
    Speaking of worries: My eldest daughter...
[03:18] ---
    Seems there's this guy she likes.
[03:22] ---
    Now who's looking for advice?
[03:24] ---
    You can't discuss
    that daughter stuff here.
[03:28] ---
    I just want to vent to my senpai, okay?!
[03:31] ---
    So you're the one
    who wanted help all along.
[03:34] ---
    I mean... we'll hear you out.
[03:37] ---
    How old's your daughter?
[03:39] ---
    Twenty--she's in college.
[03:41] ---
    About your age, Sakurai.
[03:43] ---
    Huh...
[03:44] ---
    Then she's an adult,
    and you should butt out.
[03:48] ---
    I get that you're worried, though.
[03:50] ---
    No way! These days,
    you're still a child at 20!
[03:54] ---
    That's--
[03:56] ---
    You're the same generation, Sakurai;
    what's your take?
[03:59] ---
    Well, let's see...
[04:01] ---
    Twenty does look
    different on different people.
[04:05] ---
    Still, I think anyone--me included--who
    can't behave like a proper adult
[04:10] ---
    even after they've
    reached the age of majority
[04:13] ---
    is still a child--no matter their age.
[04:18] ---
    You go, Sakurai!
[04:21] ---
    S-Sorry. That was impudent of me.
[04:24] ---
    No, no, not at all.
[04:26] ---
    So, uh, your daughter and this guy
    she likes... how far'd they go?
[04:30] ---
    About that...
    Seems they haven't gone anywhere.
[04:35] ---
    They're not at a stage
    where you'd worry, then?
[04:38] ---
    I don't really know myself...
[04:41] ---
    To hear my daughter tell it,
    he's her senpai at school,
[04:44] ---
    and they've known each other a while.
[04:46] ---
    Seems she hangs out
    at his place on the regular.
[04:50] ---
    To top it all off,
    she even cooks for him--
[04:53] ---
    but he still hasn't made a single move.
[04:56] ---
    What the hell?
[04:57] ---
    Are you sure you can take
    your daughter at her word, Fuji?
[05:02] ---
    She couldn't be fibbing?
[05:03] ---
    No--I'm sure. When she lies,
    she glances to the right.
[05:08] ---
    He even knows his daughter's quirks.
    What an annoying dad.
[05:12] ---
    But if they do all that together
    and he hasn't made a move...
[05:16] ---
    There's really only one answer.
[05:18] ---
    What's that?
[05:20] ---
    He's not into your daughter like that!
[05:25] ---
    Nope! That can't be!
[05:26] ---
    I mean, my daughter is super cute!
[05:29] ---
    Subjective much?
[05:31] ---
    I'd say Fuji's the one
    with a credibility issue.
[05:34] ---
    No, I don't! That is a fact!
[05:37] ---
    So this boyfriend of hers...
[05:40] ---
    If we assume he is into your daughter,
[05:42] ---
    wouldn't it be good
    that he hasn't made a move?
[05:48] ---
    He's been a gloomy loner
    ever since high school.
[05:51] ---
    Look, he's so pitiful, I'm doing
    him a favor by paying him attention!
[05:54] ---
    You love him!
[05:58] ---
    Giving my little girl the cold shoulder...
[06:01] ---
    I don't know whether
    to curse him or praise him.
[06:04] ---
    This guy is such a pain.
[06:06] ---
    What do you think, Sakurai?
    As her contemporary.
[06:10] ---
    I can't really say since I don't know
    what kind of guy this boyfriend is,
[06:15] ---
    but if it were me...
[06:16] ---
    If a girl I liked came over,
[06:18] ---
    I wouldn't move too quickly
    if she were important to me.
[06:22] ---
    Sakurai...
[06:25] ---
    You're so... pure.
[06:29] ---
    But this is good!
[06:31] ---
    It's good...
    that you have a girl you like.
[06:35] ---
    Could we please move on?
    That was an example--a what-if!
[06:39] ---
    So your daughter is important to this guy.
    That's all right, isn't it?
[06:45] ---
    I wonder...
[06:47] ---
    Sure would be nice, though.
[06:49] ---
    Wonder what he's like?
[06:51] ---
    Yeah, what kind of guy could he be?
[06:54] ---
    Well, I won't know without meeting him!
[06:57] ---
    Back to work.
[06:58] ---
    That's right--could you spot me on squats?
[07:02] ---
    You got it!
[07:04] ---
    He's cheered up for now, anyway.
[07:07] ---
    Sure has.
[07:09] ---
    You know, you talk
    really well for your age.
[07:13] ---
    I am? No one's ever said that before.
[07:17] ---
    The beta-endorphin and noradrenaline
    secreted during intense training
[07:22] ---
    are said to provide a psychological boost.
[07:26] ---
    Though he trained hard
    in his athlete years,
[07:28] ---
    the introverted Sakurai rarely
    let that side of himself show.
[07:34] ---
    But the personal skills
    gained from two years
[07:36] ---
    of earnest work in a customer-facing job
[07:39] ---
    and the exhilaration
    of moving his body again
[07:43] ---
    began to mesh together like two gears,
[07:45] ---
    and Sakurai started facing
    brand-new changes within.
[07:51] ---
    "Senpai, how's Thursday? (Read)"
    "Got it--I'll check"
    "Senpai, we on for tomorrow?"
[07:54] ---
    Still unread.
[07:56] ---
    I don't think he's working today...
[07:58] ---
    Want to play a game, Hana?
[08:02] ---
    Not today.
[08:03] ---
    Aw!
[08:05] ---
    How about you, Kiri? It's been a while.
[08:08] ---
    Forget it. There's no way I can beat you.
[08:11] ---
    It's okay--I'll go easy on you.
[08:14] ---
    That's the part I don't like!
[08:23] ---
    Did he find another hobby
    he could lose himself in--alone?
[08:29] ---
    "Senpai, we on for tomorrow? (Read)"
    "Sorry for the late reply
    See you then"
[08:31] ---
    There we go.
[08:33] ---
    "Mom & I will be waiting.
    Looking forward to it."
[08:37] ---
    Ooh, must be that senpai of yours!
[08:40] ---
    N-Nuh-uh!
[08:42] ---
    When Hana Uzaki lies,
    she glances to the right.
[08:49] ---
    This is paradise...
[08:51] ---
    Aw, c'mon, Hana! Please?
[08:55] ---
    I wanna see your senpai, too, Hana!
[08:59] ---
    He's not a display piece, you know!
[09:02] ---
    Dummy! You'll stretch it out!
[09:06] ---
    Besides, he's not
    that interesting to look at.
[09:09] ---
    He's sullen, has menacing eyes...
[09:12] ---
    But you love him, don't you?
[09:13] ---
    He loves me! Senpai loves me!
[09:17] ---
    Mom! Senpai said he's coming tomorrow!
[09:20] ---
    Mom! Mom! Take a picture
    of Hana's senpai for me, please!
[09:25] ---
    Ignore her, Mom!
[09:27] ---
    No banging around in the changing room!
[09:30] ---
    Then can I take tomorrow off school?
[09:33] ---
    Of course not!
[09:35] ---
    And stop talking like your father!
[09:38] ---
    Oh, and Hana, about tomorrow...
[09:45] ---
    Mom said something came up.
[09:48] ---
    Oh, okay.
[09:50] ---
    Still, it came out well,
    thanks to her recipe.
[09:53] ---
    You've gotten the
    hang of cooking now, huh.
[09:56] ---
    By the way, Senpai...
[09:58] ---
    You've been over a fair number of times
    since you started those cooking lessons.
[10:03] ---
    I guess I have.
[10:06] ---
    Aren't you forgetting something?
[10:09] ---
    Something important?
[10:15] ---
    Right about now, Hana must be...
[10:19] ---
    Is something wrong?
[10:22] ---
    You just look so serious.
[10:24] ---
    Do I? But... if all goes well,
[10:28] ---
    everything will be made clear after today.
[10:31] ---
    Can't ask for much more than that!
[10:37] ---
    It's better this way.
[10:39] ---
    Those two, all alone--surely
    there'll be some kind of development.
[10:43] ---
    And with Hana there,
    Sakurai won't be looking at me.
[10:48] ---
    Forgive me, Sakurai.
[10:51] ---
    I can't reciprocate your feelings.
[10:55] ---
    Dad...
[10:56] ---
    Just let her be.
[10:58] ---
    Father and daughter
    once again read between the lines
[11:01] ---
    as Tsuki Uzaki persisted
    in her misunderstanding.
[11:07] ---
    Bliss--pure bliss...
[11:09] ---
    Shyshka likes people--I figured
    she'd be about ready.
[11:14] ---
    But Nika's a scaredy-cat,
    so she's not quite there yet.
[11:18] ---
    Oh, one is plenty, trust me.
[11:21] ---
    Thanks, Uzaki.
[11:24] ---
    You know, Senpai...
[11:26] ---
    You're not that gross today.
[11:28] ---
    What's that mean? Am I usually gross?
[11:31] ---
    If he's not gross, then...
[11:39] ---
    What could have happened?
[11:41] ---
    Uzaki!
[11:43] ---
    Uzaki! Uzaki! Her throat's all rumbly!
[11:46] ---
    She must be happy!
[11:48] ---
    Nope: still gross. Just my imagination.
[11:53] ---
    This is amazing...
[11:56] ---
    Ah, whatever.
[12:01] ---
    I thought the coast would be clear...
[12:04] ---
    Oh! Ms. Tsuki!
[12:05] ---
    ...but then I ran into him on my way home.
[12:08] ---
    Thank you for that recipe.
[12:11] ---
    Oh! Sure--of course.
[12:14] ---
    Did today's dish turn out all right?
    You must have spent a bit of time on it.
[12:18] ---
    Yes.
[12:20] ---
    Oh, the cooking went off without a hitch;
[12:23] ---
    I just stuck around after it was finished.
[12:27] ---
    This response--can it be?
[12:29] ---
    Do you mean it finally happened?
[12:32] ---
    Wow, you noticed? That's embarrassing...
[12:35] ---
    But yes. I've been
    interested for a while now.
[12:39] ---
    And you'd stick around for that, for sure!
[12:41] ---
    Right!
[12:42] ---
    And today, at long last...
[12:44] ---
    Yes!
[12:45] ---
    At long last, you and Hana...
[12:46] ---
    She finally let me!
[12:48] ---
    The cat.
[12:52] ---
    She was so soft, so warm...
    It was just such a joyous sensation...
[12:57] ---
    The cat.
[12:58] ---
    M-My goodness...
[13:00] ---
    I did think Hana would go along with it,
[13:03] ---
    but couldn't she have
    scrubbed that rocket launch?
[13:07] ---
    It's probably asking too much,
    but one day,
[13:10] ---
    I want to try both together,
    one in each arm,
[13:13] ---
    instead of one at a time.
[13:15] ---
    The cats.
[13:21] ---
    All right, then--until next time!
[13:25] ---
    Y-Yes...
[13:31] ---
    A young wolf's insatiable desire...
    Is there any stopping it?
[13:37] ---
    Tsuki Uzaki's unnecessary
    torment continues.
[13:41] ---
    What should I do?
[13:44] ---
    Not a darn thing!
[13:47] ---
    "November 2"
[13:49] ---
    Happy birthday, Mom!
[13:52] ---
    Thank you!
[13:55] ---
    So how old are you now?
[13:58] ---
    Tsuki comes from a family of babyfaces.
[14:02] ---
    She's still a youngster!
[14:04] ---
    Say, wanna try for a fourth?
[14:06] ---
    Stop! How can you say that
    in front of your adolescent kids?!
[14:09] ---
    "November 3"
[14:11] ---
    Morning!
[14:13] ---
    Hana, Kiri--what's wrong?
[14:19] ---
    Can I help, Tsuki?
[14:22] ---
    Oh, Fujio... be careful.
[14:26] ---
    Good morning, Yanagi!
[14:28] ---
    Sorry--I overslept a little.
[14:31] ---
    Breakfast is almost ready, okay?
[14:35] ---
    The siblings didn't know what to do
    with their faces at times like this.
[14:39] ---
    For crying out loud.
    Just because it's her birthday...
[14:43] ---
    "Birthday"... Hang on.
    Now that I think about it...
[14:47] ---
    Do I not know Senpai's birthday?
[14:50] ---
    That's definitely an "oh, crap" face.
[14:54] ---
    "Asia Café"
[14:55] ---
    So...
[14:56] ---
    Why did you call me here again?
[14:59] ---
    I know Sak has something to do with it.
[15:01] ---
    Please! You must know
    all of Senpai's weaknesses.
[15:06] ---
    I'm begging you--I need your help!
[15:08] ---
    Whoa there! Calm down.
[15:10] ---
    This could be fun. Let's hear it.
[15:13] ---
    What do you want to know?
[15:15] ---
    Senpai's birthday!
[15:20] ---
    Listen, Uzaki... do you
    remember what I said earlier?
[15:24] ---
    That you should hurry things up?
[15:26] ---
    And you're asking about his birthday now?
[15:29] ---
    Wow, he's sincerely bummed for once.
[15:32] ---
    He's remembering all his hard work.
[15:35] ---
    It just... slipped my mind.
[15:38] ---
    We know.
[15:41] ---
    Right--because we celebrated
    his 20th birthday last year.
[15:45] ---
    Here, after closing.
[15:46] ---
    What?! No fair!
[15:48] ---
    Oh, come on.
[15:50] ---
    But this sudden
    interest in his birthday...
[15:52] ---
    Is this some kind of "I have to
    celebrate my loner senpai" thing?
[15:57] ---
    Adorable.
[15:58] ---
    No, it is not!
[15:59] ---
    What kind of rotten woman would I be
    if I let him celebrate my birthday
[16:02] ---
    without doing anything in return?
[16:05] ---
    So it's self-preservation.
[16:08] ---
    No sense in hiding it. It's November 29.
[16:12] ---
    Yikes--that's right around
    the corner! Glad I asked!
[16:16] ---
    I remember it by its number pun:
    "nice meat day."
[16:18] ---
    "11/29
    Nice Meat Day"
[16:20] ---
    Didn't need to know that.
[16:22] ---
    What would be a good present for him?
[16:25] ---
    It ticks me off that he'll barely crack
    a smile no matter what I give him.
[16:31] ---
    Boy, you got that right.
[16:32] ---
    Last year we threw a surprise party.
    It didn't have quite the desired effect.
[16:37] ---
    Oh, are you sure? Thank you very much.
[16:40] ---
    What a blah reaction...
[16:41] ---
    Boo.
[16:43] ---
    Yeah, he can be like that...
[16:48] ---
    Use this. And don't tell a soul.
[16:55] ---
    And here I thought you'd washed
    your hands of the whole affair...
[16:59] ---
    Oh, so what? It's on my own time!
[17:01] ---
    I'm not using the café anymore!
[17:04] ---
    Hmm. Maybe I raised her wrong.
[17:07] ---
    Sakakiii...
[17:09] ---
    You think of something!
[17:11] ---
    Meanie!
[17:12] ---
    Don't you know best
    what would make Sak happy?
[17:20] ---
    Then the big day arrived: November 29.
[17:22] ---
    "November 29"
[17:24] ---
    Happy birthday, Senpai!
[17:27] ---
    I thought long and hard about your
    present, but I just couldn't decide.
[17:32] ---
    You didn't have to trouble yourself.
[17:35] ---
    It was a real drag, so I'll just give
    you everything that came to mind!
[17:38] ---
    A drag?
[17:40] ---
    First: a meal!
[17:43] ---
    Hey, hey! You gonna carve all day?
[17:46] ---
    Whoa! Quit setting bombs!
[17:54] ---
    He's the one who did it!
[17:56] ---
    Hey! That was an act of war!
[17:58] ---
    Sorry! It slipped out. On purpose.
[18:01] ---
    "On purpose" is right.
[18:03] ---
    "Lousy Cat Wants to Hang Out!"
[18:03] ---
    Are you done with that volume yet, Senpai?
[18:05] ---
    Five minutes and I'll be finished.
[18:21] ---
    Boy, was that fun!
[18:23] ---
    So how was your 21st birthday, Senpai?
[18:26] ---
    It didn't feel too different
    from any other day...
[18:30] ---
    But yeah--I had fun, too.
[18:32] ---
    I know, right?
[18:34] ---
    Having such a cute girl
    celebrating your birthday
[18:37] ---
    is miraculous good fortune for
    a socially awkward guy like you!
[18:41] ---
    Now thank me--worship me!
[18:45] ---
    Yeah, you're right. I'm grateful.
[18:48] ---
    Well! That was sincere.
[18:51] ---
    You had a cake for me and everything.
[18:54] ---
    But you really didn't
    have to go to all that trouble.
[18:57] ---
    I'm getting better, but I don't
    know if I can return the favor.
[19:01] ---
    No need to fret about that--
    you're the birthday boy.
[19:05] ---
    Still, though...
[19:08] ---
    Okay, how about this?
[19:10] ---
    Do your best to pay me back next year--
[19:13] ---
    on my birthday!
[19:16] ---
    There it is.
[19:18] ---
    The harder you try, the more
    magnificent your birthday'll be, too.
[19:22] ---
    Plus, you get points for being
    extra-nice and extra-sociable with me.
[19:27] ---
    Points? What points?
[19:29] ---
    Gotta save up your Uzakimiles!
[19:31] ---
    What kind of system is that?
[19:33] ---
    What gives? Is it because
    I've been hitting the gym?
[19:37] ---
    That fuzziness in my head is gone.
[19:40] ---
    Sure, she says infuriating stuff,
[19:42] ---
    but when you really think about it,
    she's good people.
[19:45] ---
    I feel like half of that
    is her fussing over me.
[19:50] ---
    With one thing and another,
    it's fun being with Uzaki.
[19:53] ---
    She makes it fun.
[19:56] ---
    Ah, dammit.
    Now I really want to return the favor.
[20:00] ---
    I won't say so,
    though--she'll get all cocky.
[20:03] ---
    I'll keep that in mind.
[20:06] ---
    In the front of your mind,
    as a sure thing!
[20:09] ---
    All right, all right.
[20:11] ---
    We'll make it a regular
    annual event, Senpai!
[20:14] ---
    Yeah, okay.
[20:17] ---
    You'll still be in school
    the year after next, though.
[20:26] ---
    Uzaki?
[20:30] ---
    What Sakaki said earlier...
[20:32] ---
    You might want to hurry things up.
[20:34] ---
    Is this why?!
[20:36] ---
    Only a year and change left.
[20:38] ---
    What can I do with him in so little time?
[20:42] ---
    It's so aggravating that he doesn't
    seem to be in any kind of hurry!
[20:47] ---
    Is he going to graduate all nonchalant,
    never knowing how I feel?
[20:53] ---
    And after that...
[20:55] ---
    I'll never...
[21:01] ---
    Se... Senpai!
[21:03] ---
    What's up?
[21:04] ---
    Um, well... you see...
[21:08] ---
    The thing is... uh...
[21:10] ---
    Having trouble saying it?
[21:14] ---
    At this late date? You can say anything.
[21:20] ---
    All right, then: here goes.
[21:24] ---
    Okay.
[21:25] ---
    Senpai...
[21:31] ---
    How about staying back a year?
[21:35] ---
    What the hell are you talking about?!
[21:37] ---
    Spend one more year
    having fun hanging out with me!
[21:41] ---
    As if!
[21:43] ---
    Right now, you'll earn triple the
    Uzakimiles if you repeat a year!
[21:47] ---
    Oh, that's already started, has it?
[21:49] ---
    Well, I'm not doing it!
[21:51] ---
    Pretty please!
[21:53] ---
    It was on this day that a
    not-insignificant impatience
[21:56] ---
    burgeoned forth within Hana Uzaki's heart.
[21:59] ---
    Seriously, what am I going to do?
[22:02] ---
    
[22:04] ---
    
[23:35] ---
    "Next Time"
    "Episode 7: Uzaki-chan Wants to Confess!"