E1 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!

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[00:39] ---
    Now there's a sight
    that makes it feel like spring.
[00:42] ---
    "Shinichi Sakurai, 19 - College Sophomore"
[00:48] ---
    Sakurai-senpai!
[00:51] ---
    Huh?
[01:04] ---
    Uzaki... right?
[01:13] ---
    Hana Uzaki! I'll be your junior again here.
[01:15] ---
    "Hana Uzaki, 18 - College Freshman"
[01:17] ---
    Here's to a great year!
[01:28] ---
    Huh? You don't swim here in college?
[01:31] ---
    Nope. They don't even have a swim club.
[01:35] ---
    And you worked so hard at it in high school...
[01:38] ---
    Ah, there's plenty of stuff to do in college.
[01:42] ---
    Senpai...
[01:44] ---
    Y-Yep, there sure is.
[01:47] ---
    Or so I thought.
[01:49] ---
    "Spring"
[01:51] ---
    Oh, Senpai!
[01:55] ---
    What the...
[01:57] ---
    "Summer"
[02:01] ---
    What in the...
[02:02] ---
    "Autumn"
[02:06] ---
    What in the what?
[02:07] ---
    "Winter"
[02:10] ---
    What in the what?!
[02:13] ---
    "Spring"
[02:14] ---
    "Again" "Spring"
[02:20] ---
    I kinda thought this year
    would turn out like that...
[02:29] ---
    "Shinichi Sakurai, 20 - College Junior"
[02:31] ---
    Senpai!
[02:35] ---
    Whoops! Overshot you!
[02:42] ---
    Uzaki... right?
[02:45] ---
    All alone again today, huh?
    I guess I'll have to hang out with you!
[02:47] ---
    "Hana Uzaki, 19 - College Sophomore"
[02:50] ---
    Your college loner lifestyle ends today!
[03:01] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[04:24] ---
    "Episode 1: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[04:29] ---
    What's for lunch?
[04:30] ---
    Mmm... the dining hall, I guess.
SIGN    "Lecture Overview" "New Location" "Canceled"
[04:33] ---
    Hey, can we come, too?
[04:36] ---
    Canceled, huh? Now my afternoon is wide open.
[04:41] ---
    Senpai!
[04:44] ---
    No work today, either. What to do...
[04:49] ---
    Eek!
[04:50] ---
    That glare!
[04:52] ---
    S-Scary...
[04:53] ---
    "Super Huge"
[04:53] ---
    Senpai!
[04:57] ---
    Maybe I'll just bum around on my own for once.
[05:00] ---
    Can't get any quiet time once she horns on in.
[05:03] ---
    Senpai, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai!
[05:07] ---
    It's like I always tell you:
    quit yelling so lou--
[05:13] ---
    I kept calling you,
    but you just weren't hearing me!
[05:16] ---
    So! Where ya headed, Senpai?
[05:18] ---
    What the hell are you doing, Uzaki, you idiot?!
[05:21] ---
    Oh, going out for lunch today?
[05:24] ---
    Aw, too bad. My friends and I already ate.
[05:28] ---
    But if you insist, I could watch you eat.
[05:32] ---
    I've got no classes this afternoon.
    I'm just going for a stroll.
[05:37] ---
    Later.
[05:44] ---
    Uzaki... why are you following me?
[05:48] ---
    Yikes, that face!
[05:50] ---
    As it turns out,
    I'm suddenly free this afternoon, too.
[05:55] ---
    Given half the chance,
    I know you'll do the old loner thing.
[05:58] ---
    And two has gotta be way more fun than one!
[06:01] ---
    Mind your own business.
[06:03] ---
    Besides, I've told you a million times
    that I find quiet time alone more relaxing.
[06:08] ---
    Here we go again. Being a loner is no fun!
[06:11] ---
    Stop calling me that.
[06:12] ---
    That's right: you're not
    a loner--'cause I'm with you!
[06:16] ---
    Quit tagging along, you damn pest!
[06:21] ---
    Feeling self-conscious?
[06:21] ---
    I am not!
[06:24] ---
    So where are we going?
[06:26] ---
    Not telling.
[06:27] ---
    Karaoke? Bowling?
[06:28] ---
    Not telling.
[06:29] ---
    Aw, tell me!
[06:31] ---
    No.
[06:32] ---
    Ugh! Why are you being so cold today?
[06:36] ---
    It's my mood.
[06:37] ---
    Your mood?!
[06:40] ---
    What's the deal? You hung out with me before!
[06:44] ---
    Huh?
[06:45] ---
    Treating me according to your moods...
[06:47] ---
    Isn't it sooo convenient that you get
    with me only when you feel like it?!
[06:53] ---
    Watch your phrasing when there's people around!
[06:57] ---
    Enemy of womankind.
[06:58] ---
    Utter trash.
[06:59] ---
    Scum.
[07:05] ---
    Okay, fine! Come along, then!
[07:07] ---
    Hooray!
[07:12] ---
    Hey, once we're done, let's get some food, huh?
[07:16] ---
    I'll gladly go with you to dinner!
[07:19] ---
    I'm not paying.
[07:20] ---
    Aw, cheapskate.
[07:22] ---
    Are you trying to sponge off me?
[07:27] ---
    Wait, were you going to see
    a movie by yourself today?
[07:31] ---
    Huh? That's right.
[07:36] ---
    Solo movies!
[07:38] ---
    What's so funny?
[07:39] ---
    Solo movies!
[07:42] ---
    That's a prime loner move, right up there
    with solo BBQ and solo sushi-go-round!
[07:50] ---
    Shut up for once, would you?
[07:52] ---
    You're going to make enemies
    in all sorts of places.
[07:55] ---
    At least talk a little more quietly!
[07:57] ---
    Listen, this is the "people are people" era.
[08:01] ---
    We all want to find time in our busy days
    to see the movies we want the way we want.
[08:05] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[08:06] ---
    Shouldn't we all spend
    our leisure time however we please?
[08:10] ---
    Don't laugh at other people's hobbies
    judged by your standards.
[08:13] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[08:14] ---
    Plenty of people watch movies as a hobby.
    They don't declare when and with whom.
[08:21] ---
    That's how it is.
[08:22] ---
    I see.
[08:25] ---
    Spoken like a true loner!
[08:27] ---
    Can I wallop her--just once?
[08:30] ---
    Anyone can go to the movies
    alone whenever they feel like it.
[08:34] ---
    The scheduling alone is a hassle
    with more people in the mix.
[08:38] ---
    I see.
[08:40] ---
    But you can't loudly talk spoilers with
    your friends afterward when you go alone!
[08:45] ---
    That's like one of the worst possible
    things you can do as a human being!
[08:51] ---
    It's okay. I get it.
[08:54] ---
    You're determined to soldier
    on alone despite your loneliness.
[08:59] ---
    Don't give me that affectionate look!
[09:02] ---
    Honestly. I knew I shouldn't have brought you.
[09:05] ---
    I was planning to follow you
    all sneaky-like anyway.
[09:11] ---
    What's your deal? Is that your idea of fun?
[09:15] ---
    Huh?
[09:17] ---
    It'd be funny if I spotted you going
    into some weird store or something!
[09:22] ---
    I know I'd laugh myself silly
    if I saw you buying dirty DVDs!
[09:28] ---
    Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
[09:30] ---
    "Pulling the nose upward is fairly painful"
[09:31] ---
    Senpai, I--Senpai--Senpai! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
[09:34] ---
    College students are adults!
[09:37] ---
    No mocking people's hobbies
    or digging into their private lives!
[09:41] ---
    Sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:43] ---
    Sheesh.
[09:44] ---
    I haven't even been able to pick
    a movie with you all up in my business.
[09:50] ---
    You came without a movie in mind?
[09:53] ---
    It was a last-minute thing.
[09:55] ---
    Besides, choosing at the theater
    is one of the thrills of solo movies.
[10:01] ---
    Oh, is it, now?
[10:14] ---
    Uzaki.
[10:15] ---
    Yes?
[10:16] ---
    If there's something you want to see, I'll pay.
[10:18] ---
    Huh? Really? What about your solo movie?
[10:21] ---
    It's not like I have to go solo.
[10:24] ---
    And with you here,
    I can watch something different.
[10:28] ---
    I figure my points will cover the two of us.
[10:31] ---
    Seriously?! Well, if you say
    so--I'll let you treat me! Thanks!
[10:36] ---
    Let's see...
[10:38] ---
    This one! What a bargain:
    heroes as far as the eye can see!
[10:43] ---
    Ooh, that's a great one. I saw it once,
    but I was thinking about seeing it again.
[10:48] ---
    Huh!
[10:51] ---
    Two college students, please.
    I'll use my points.
[10:54] ---
    Certainly. One moment.
[10:57] ---
    She has her moments,
    but she's still so smackable.
[11:01] ---
    She seems happy.
    I guess I can do this much for her.
[11:08] ---
    By the way, Senpai...
[11:12] ---
    You've seen enough solo movies
    to pay for someone else's ticket!
[11:16] ---
    That's a turn-off, all right!
[11:20] ---
    You would say that after I've paid, dammit!
[11:24] ---
    You're, like, a pro-level loner!
[11:27] ---
    Huh? Uh, wait--Senpai?
[11:28] ---
    Kidding! Sorry! I'm sorry! Yow! Stop! Stop!
[11:31] ---
    Will that couple ever shut up?!
[11:38] ---
    That was great!
[11:40] ---
    Yeah. A good film's always worth a rewatch.
[11:43] ---
    All those points you banked
    by going to the movies alone--gone!
[11:47] ---
    That's your standard for "great"?!
[11:49] ---
    So much for being nice.
[11:52] ---
    Hey, can we stop by the electronics store?
    I need new earbuds.
[11:57] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[12:00] ---
    See, it's that kind of thing.
[12:02] ---
    Huh?
[12:07] ---
    What is it about this shop that makes me think,
[12:10] ---
    "Since I'm here, I should buy something"?
[12:13] ---
    Hey, nice.
[12:15] ---
    Senpai!
[12:17] ---
    Yeah?
[12:18] ---
    Over here! This way!
[12:22] ---
    What about your earbuds?
[12:23] ---
    C'mon, the next seat's open!
[12:26] ---
    Will you listen?
[12:29] ---
    Ah, might not be so bad after a movie.
[12:31] ---
    That's right! It's great. It works!
[12:36] ---
    Oh, this is nice. Real nice.
[12:38] ---
    Right?
[12:40] ---
    Though with me, it's always
    my shoulders more than my back.
[12:43] ---
    "LO"
[12:43] ---
    Shoulders?
[12:43] ---
    "HI"
[12:46] ---
    Wha--where did that come from?
[12:48] ---
    "She's just sitting in a massage chair"
[12:48] ---
    Oh, sorry... I can't help
    but make noise during a massage...
[12:54] ---
    My, uh, my shoulders have always been tight--
[12:58] ---
    Well, um... i-if you keep on doing that...
[13:02] ---
    "She's just sitting in a massage chair"
[13:04] ---
    I would buy this in a second
    if I had the money...
[13:07] ---
    It... It just... It feels sooo good...
[13:10] ---
    "Seriously, she's just sitting
    in a massage chair"
[13:15] ---
    "Look, she really is just
    sitting in a massage chair"
[13:18] ---
    Let's go, shall we?!
[13:21] ---
    That wasn't even five minutes!
[13:24] ---
    Shut up! Save... Save that for home!
[13:28] ---
    Save what?
[13:31] ---
    Jeez, this dummy... making all
    those weird noises in a public place...
[13:35] ---
    Hey, Senpai!
[13:36] ---
    What now?
[13:38] ---
    Ten minutes of standing on this,
    and it's like getting a full workout!
[13:46] ---
    Well? You try!
[13:53] ---
    Oh, my God! You're such an idiot!
[13:57] ---
    "Innocent"
[13:59] ---
    Whoa! Check it out!
[14:02] ---
    What is it this time?
[14:04] ---
    "VR Experience Booth"
[14:04] ---
    Look: it's VR! VR!
[14:07] ---
    Huh! So this is virtual reality...
[14:09] ---
    Would you like to try?
[14:11] ---
    Yes! I sure would!
[14:21] ---
    My view goes with me when I turn!
    VR is amazing! This is really cool, Senpai!
[14:27] ---
    Okay, okay. Just keep your voice down.
[14:31] ---
    My weapon! No! Not this one!
    Ammo! I'm outta ammo!
[14:34] ---
    Hey, is there anyone behind you?
[14:36] ---
    Huh? Behind me?!
[14:38] ---
    Here they come! Look at 'em all!
[14:42] ---
    Your reactions are the best.
[14:44] ---
    They should put you in a commer--
[14:51] ---
    They got me! Wow, VR is awesome!
[14:54] ---
    Er, are you all right?
[14:56] ---
    I'm fine.
[15:00] ---
    What is it, Senpai?
[15:02] ---
    Um, would your boyfriend like a turn?
[15:05] ---
    I'm not her boyfriend.
[15:07] ---
    But... okay.
[15:11] ---
    Something not so dangerous.
[15:17] ---
    These ocean graphics are something else!
[15:20] ---
    Hey, you look like a regular person with
    those goggles. They hide your bad-guy face!
[15:25] ---
    Shut it, dimwit.
[15:27] ---
    Whoa! That's huge! A giant shark!
[15:29] ---
    Wait, is it coming this way?
[15:31] ---
    Huh? Is it?!
[15:33] ---
    I-It's biting me! It's totally biting me! Yow!
[15:38] ---
    You're way too scared!
[15:39] ---
    You're one to talk!
[15:42] ---
    Let me go! Hey!
[15:43] ---
    I'm gonna get this disgraceful display
    on video and tease you about it later!
[15:49] ---
    Uh, miss? Don't get too close to the player...
[15:52] ---
    Just so huge!
[15:54] ---
    Hmm? What's this?
[15:56] ---
    A jellyfish? Octopus? Sunfish?!
[15:58] ---
    It's so big. And soft! And kind of frightening!
[16:05] ---
    I never thought much of VR, but it's amazing!
[16:08] ---
    So powerful--and it even reproduces touch!
[16:11] ---
    Are you all right?
[16:12] ---
    Yeah, it's okay. I'm fine.
[16:26] ---
    You said that VR made you want
    to do something physical--
[16:30] ---
    now you're swinging that bat all excited
    and racking up a pile of strikes!
[16:33] ---
    Focus!
[16:34] ---
    Will you shut up?
[16:36] ---
    Here comes the next one! You can do it!
    Knock it out of the park! Home run!
[16:40] ---
    That's enough out of--
[16:44] ---
    That so didn't fly straight!
[16:48] ---
    Dammit.
[16:49] ---
    You said you did this before.
    You totally didn't!
[16:53] ---
    You really tick me off, dammit.
[16:55] ---
    I played for one year in junior high.
[16:58] ---
    Ooh! I wanna try, too!
[17:01] ---
    Here's my card. There's still some on there.
[17:03] ---
    Thanks!
[17:06] ---
    Don't stand too close or the ball will hit you.
[17:09] ---
    Got it!
[17:10] ---
    If I hit a home run, dinner's on you!
[17:12] ---
    Eyes forward! You want to get hurt?
[17:14] ---
    Okay... plant the feet...
[17:18] ---
    Swivel the hips...
[17:22] ---
    Like the real deal.
[17:25] ---
    Huh? Wait--did--
[17:30] ---
    Did you stretch?
[17:33] ---
    Oh.
[17:40] ---
    It... It hurts...
[17:40] ---
    Are you nuts,
    whipping out a full swing like that?!
[17:45] ---
    Lay down this instant!
[17:47] ---
    I heard a pop...
[17:48] ---
    Yeah, I'll say!
[17:50] ---
    I copied you... and look where it got me...
[17:55] ---
    A novice can't just start
    putting their hips into a swing!
[17:58] ---
    Of course you're gonna hurt yourself, dummy!
[18:00] ---
    This pain is all your fault...
[18:04] ---
    How so?!
[18:07] ---
    Just go home and get some sleep.
    And see a doctor tomorrow.
[18:11] ---
    A doctor, you say?
[18:15] ---
    Let's get dinner!
[18:16] ---
    Do you ever give up?!
[18:19] ---
    "Taneda Ramen"
[18:21] ---
    Let's eat!
[18:23] ---
    You can walk fine on your own,
    so it's probably nothing serious.
[18:29] ---
    If it still hurts tomorrow, see a doctor.
[18:32] ---
    And you really should head
    home now and go to sleep.
[18:35] ---
    I'll be fine.
[18:38] ---
    Yummy yum yum.
[18:39] ---
    You don't get a lot of exercise, do you?
[18:42] ---
    That injury is proof
    you haven't been very active.
[18:46] ---
    What did you expect? I'm just starting out!
[18:49] ---
    Beginners need to warm up, at least.
    Back injuries are a big deal.
[18:56] ---
    Fine.
[18:58] ---
    You realize that would never have happened
[19:00] ---
    if you hadn't elbowed
    your way into tagging alo--
[19:02] ---
    Huh? My chicken...
[19:06] ---
    Hey.
[19:07] ---
    Why are you eating it?
[19:09] ---
    Huh?
[19:11] ---
    Did you eat them all?!
[19:13] ---
    Eh?
[19:15] ---
    W-We're not sharing?
[19:17] ---
    We are not, you idiot! And how is
    it sharing when you eat them all?!
[19:25] ---
    Keep it!
[19:29] ---
    Temper, temper! Your poor girlfriend!
[19:32] ---
    She's not my girlfriend...
[19:34] ---
    Another order of chicken, please.
[19:37] ---
    Coming right up!
[19:38] ---
    Your chicken's so good,
    my chopsticks just kept going!
[19:44] ---
    Good one, miss!
[19:45] ---
    Talk about a sunny personality.
[19:48] ---
    Here you go--on the house. Eat up!
[19:51] ---
    Wow! Are you sure?
[19:52] ---
    Oh, no, we couldn't!
[19:55] ---
    Go on--it's fine!
[20:00] ---
    Delish!
[20:01] ---
    Honestly.
[20:04] ---
    It's rude not to accept this kindness, Senpai!
[20:08] ---
    Oh, uh... I guess you're right.
[20:11] ---
    Okay, don't mind if I--
[20:15] ---
    Why do you eat everything?!
[20:18] ---
    Sorry! I didn't mean to!
[20:20] ---
    Here's your chicken.
[20:26] ---
    Again?!
[20:38] ---
    Senpai!
[20:40] ---
    Good morning!
[20:42] ---
    Hey.
[20:44] ---
    I had fun yesterday!
[20:46] ---
    What? All you did was hurt your back.
[20:49] ---
    Huh? C'mon, it was fun going for
    a whole day without being a loner, right?
[20:54] ---
    I made it clear from the very beginning
    that I intended to spend the day alone.
[20:59] ---
    Oh, look at you, pretending you're not happy.
[21:01] ---
    Watch it.
[21:03] ---
    I've never been to a batting cage with
    my girlfriends before, either. That was new!
[21:09] ---
    Teach me how to swing, okay?
    Next time I wanna really send it flying!
[21:14] ---
    Hey, how 'bout we go again today?
[21:16] ---
    I have work.
[21:18] ---
    Aw. Next time, then!
[21:22] ---
    "Next time," huh?
[21:25] ---
    This idiot really doesn't let a
    little pain get in the way of having fun.
[21:31] ---
    I don't know when she got like this...
[21:38] ---
    Like this? Or like this?
[21:41] ---
    Well, I won't be bored.
    I can put up with her a little, I guess.
[21:46] ---
    Yeah, next time.
[21:48] ---
    Uh, Senpai?
[21:50] ---
    Hmm?
[21:51] ---
    After that thing we did yesterday?
    My back still hurts!
[21:55] ---
    It's all your fault, you know.
[21:57] ---
    Phrasing!
[21:59] ---
    It even hurts to walk!
    Carry me! C'mon--it's your fault!
[22:05] ---
    Shut up!
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 2: The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!"
[23:39] ---