E10 - We Want a Thrill Before Christmas!

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[00:02] ---
    What should we do for Christmas this year?
[00:06] ---
    It's starting to feel
    like Christmas, all right.
[00:09] ---
    Everyone's so merry!
[00:11] ---
    Heck, someone right here already
    has a Christmas date on the books.
[00:16] ---
    Isn't that right, Ito?
[00:17] ---
    I-I wouldn't call it a date...
[00:20] ---
    My boyfriend booked a table at a
    restaurant and invited me, that's all.
[00:26] ---
    Aw, you little lovebirds!
[00:28] ---
    Won't you have plans
    for Christmas, too, Hana?
[00:30] ---
    You know, with your senpai?
[00:32] ---
    You two really are ultra-compatible.
[00:35] ---
    W-Well, you know...
[00:36] ---
    There hasn't been the
    slightest whiff of any plans yet.
[00:40] ---
    But I'm sure Senpai
    will invite me to something!
[00:44] ---
    After all, I'm special!
[00:56] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:19] ---
    "Episode 10:
    We Want a Thrill Before Christmas!"
[02:25] ---
    I'm doing prep;
    you can go set the table, okay?
[02:30] ---
    Sure.
[02:39] ---
    He can't stop looking at me!
[02:41] ---
    Man, I can read him like a book.
[02:44] ---
    He wants to spend Christmas
    with me after all!
[02:48] ---
    A special season!
    With his special someone!
[02:52] ---
    That's what that
    torrid gaze means, I know it!
[02:55] ---
    Sure, Senpai! I guess I'll have
    to make this a fun Christmas for you!
[03:00] ---
    If I can just get your wuss self
    to show me you're serious...
[03:06] ---
    Senpai... serious?
[03:09] ---
    Oh, w-wow... Now that makes me
    nervous all of a sudden.
[03:14] ---
    If he really does mean business...
[03:17] ---
    What if he turns into some kind of beast?!
[03:19] ---
    Nah--not going by
    what I've seen of him so far.
[03:24] ---
    He could be a gentleman about it...
[03:27] ---
    Come here... Uzaki.
[03:29] ---
    Yeah. In that case...
[03:31] ---
    Wait, is that what a gentleman's like?
[03:33] ---
    The Christmas preparations
    are complete, Miss Uzaki.
[03:37] ---
    That's not a gentleman--that's a butler.
[03:39] ---
    Woo! Christmas!
    Let's raise the roof, Uzaki-chan!
[03:43] ---
    No, no! No way--not ever!
[03:45] ---
    Okay, Hana, calm down for a sec.
[03:49] ---
    Knowing him,
    he won't suddenly come after me.
[03:53] ---
    Although we have
    known each other long enough...
[03:57] ---
    But, I mean, still...
[03:59] ---
    Huh? Hang on...
[04:02] ---
    Wasn't I just saying that senpai was
    the safest creature in the whole world?
[04:08] ---
    So what has me so worried?
[04:11] ---
    Wait... huh?
[04:18] ---
    No, Hana! Senpai is
    the safest in the whole world!
[04:23] ---
    That's right! Hang in there, angel me!
[04:26] ---
    "Safest in the whole world," my foot!
[04:29] ---
    That's too many devils!
    What's wrong with my conscience?!
[04:33] ---
    Just be honest with yourself already!
[04:35] ---
    N-No! Hana isn't even considering
    being like that with her senpai!
[04:40] ---
    "Like that"?
[04:42] ---
    And by "that"...
[04:43] ---
    Like what, hmm?
[04:45] ---
    W-Well, um...
[04:47] ---
    An opening!
[04:52] ---
    D-Do you think maybe...
[04:54] ---
    ...at some point... I'll go after him?
[04:58] ---
    --Uzaki?
    --Yes!
[05:00] ---
    Wh-Wh-What is it, Senpai?
    I'm not done prepping yet.
[05:04] ---
    Oh, no, I wasn't
    looking to hurry dinner up.
[05:07] ---
    There's something
    I wanted to check, that's all.
[05:11] ---
    Can you... take your top off?
[05:18] ---
    No... no way.
    He's not even waiting for Christmas?!
[05:24] ---
    No... he would never...
[05:28] ---
    I can't... I can't do this...
[05:32] ---
    I mean...
[05:35] ---
    We've never...
[05:37] ---
    ...done anything...
[05:49] ---
    I can't...
[05:51] ---
    And yet...
[05:53] ---
    Uzaki.
[06:01] ---
    That's perfect.
[06:09] ---
    Senpai?
[06:14] ---
    I knew it. That's my T-shirt.
[06:20] ---
    Oh. Yeah, I guess it is.
    I forgot I borrowed it.
[06:26] ---
    I don't mind.
    Just be sure you give it back.
[06:32] ---
    Huh? What? What are you so mad about?
[06:35] ---
    I'm the one who has his T-shirts stolen!
[06:38] ---
    I didn't steal them--I borrowed them!
[06:40] ---
    And I'll give them back, okay? Happy?
[06:42] ---
    I'll wash everything
    and bring them over tomorrow!
[06:45] ---
    O... kay.
[06:47] ---
    These oversized shirts are awfully comfy,
    but fine! You can have them back!
[06:52] ---
    They don't smell like you anymore,
    so I'm fine letting them go!
[06:56] ---
    You were smelling them?
[06:58] ---
    Stop that. How mortifying.
[07:03] ---
    I'm sorry! I won't mention it again!
[07:06] ---
    I'll forget all about it--I already have!
[07:08] ---
    Was that some kind of sore spot for you?
[07:11] ---
    Here I thought I'd take
    the initiative for the holidays...
[07:14] ---
    Oh, but this ain't over.
    I'll show him a thing or two tomorrow!
[07:20] ---
    And the next day...
[07:27] ---
    Are you ready for this, Senpai?
[07:29] ---
    Uzaki, no! Please--anything but that!
[07:36] ---
    Yes... there's that face.
[07:38] ---
    That's what really makes my day.
[07:41] ---
    But it's too late to stop now.
    And it's all your fault.
[07:45] ---
    No, no, no--wait! I don't understand!
[07:47] ---
    I have no idea what I did
    to make you so angry!
[07:50] ---
    At least tell me what I did wrong!
[07:54] ---
    Like I could, perv!
[07:55] ---
    What on earth could I have done this time?
[07:59] ---
    Just take your lumps!
[08:02] ---
    The horror film Atrocity!
[08:06] ---
    Here we go!
[08:11] ---
    Uzaki was unnecessarily riled up yesterday
[08:14] ---
    by Sakurai's suggestive
    language and behavior.
[08:17] ---
    Though the misunderstanding
    blew up in her face,
[08:19] ---
    Uzaki, needing to soothe her rage
    at having her girlish heart toyed with,
[08:22] ---
    attempted to have
    her revenge with horror films.
[08:26] ---
    What a bold grudge to hold!
[08:29] ---
    "Lousy Cat Genius"
[08:29] ---
    Humans really are stupid creatures.
[08:33] ---
    And... play!
[09:01] ---
    Why are you so terrified?
[09:05] ---
    "Revenge Failed"
[09:07] ---
    I-I-I've never actually
    seen a ho-ho-horror film...
[09:10] ---
    I never knew they were so scary...
[09:12] ---
    I-I-I just wanted to hassle you...
[09:16] ---
    You're the poster child for
    "hoist by your own petard."
[09:20] ---
    Wh-Wh-Why are you okay with all this?
[09:23] ---
    I thought you couldn't
    handle horror films!
[09:26] ---
    I mean, it's scary and all...
[09:29] ---
    But the plot's surprisingly fun.
[09:32] ---
    Plus, seeing you be
    so scared let me keep my cool.
[09:35] ---
    Wha--no fair! So I'm the only one...
[09:38] ---
    You traitor!
[09:40] ---
    I'd be mad, too, if the tables
    were turned and she hated horror.
[09:46] ---
    If you're that scared,
    let's just stop here.
[09:49] ---
    But I haven't seen you be terrified yet...
[09:52] ---
    And I don't want to stop halfway through
    when you're enjoying yourself.
[09:56] ---
    She shows integrity
    about the strangest things.
[10:01] ---
    Whoa! G-Get off me!
[10:04] ---
    Sorry... I was just so scared...
[10:10] ---
    Get out of there!
    That's a weird way to be scared!
[10:18] ---
    I'm all burned out.
[10:20] ---
    Scared to exhaustion...
[10:22] ---
    I guess I can't handle horror, either.
[10:25] ---
    I had no idea.
    Not that I'll ever watch any ever again.
[10:31] ---
    C'mon, the movie's over. Let's move on.
[10:34] ---
    It's about time to go home.
[10:36] ---
    It's late, so I'll walk
    you to the station.
[10:41] ---
    Nuh-uh.
[10:43] ---
    --I'm afraid.
    --What?
[10:45] ---
    I don't want to walk
    at night because I'm afraid.
[10:47] ---
    Are you a child?
[10:49] ---
    I was fine with it up till now!
[10:51] ---
    But now I'll think something's
    lurking around every corner!
[10:54] ---
    I mean, I kind of get it...
[10:57] ---
    Should I call a taxi?
[10:59] ---
    No way! Absolutely not!
[11:00] ---
    What if the driver's a ghost?
[11:02] ---
    That's not a thing!
[11:05] ---
    Should we have someone
    from your house come get you?
[11:09] ---
    Any one of them could be
    a ghost in disguise!
[11:12] ---
    We could go on forever
    with this kind of thing!
[11:14] ---
    Please, Senpai, let me spend the night.
[11:17] ---
    I'll go home in the morning.
[11:19] ---
    And I'll never ever
    watch another horror film!
[11:23] ---
    Yeah, but...
[11:24] ---
    I'll make breakfast
    and a bento lunch tomorrow!
[11:29] ---
    Well, if you insist...
[11:32] ---
    Hooray! Thank you! Thank you so much!
[11:36] ---
    It's fine, really.
[11:39] ---
    Gotta let the family know!
[11:41] ---
    Sakurai had not noticed all the bait
    consistently being laid out for him.
[11:47] ---
    Oof.
[11:48] ---
    Oh, you bought a futon.
[11:50] ---
    For guests.
[11:53] ---
    You do realize I'm the
    only one who'll be using it.
[11:57] ---
    None of your friends
    would spend the night;
[11:59] ---
    this is destined to become
    my own personal futon.
[12:01] ---
    Shut up!
[12:03] ---
    Still, for as much as you hate
    the idea, you still have one ready.
[12:07] ---
    For me, right?
[12:10] ---
    You're too kind, Senpai.
[12:12] ---
    Shut up! And go take a bath!
[12:14] ---
    Okay!
[12:17] ---
    It's starting to be a given that Uzaki will
    spend the night... and that's not great.
[12:23] ---
    I haven't even worked
    through my own feelings yet.
[12:27] ---
    It might be because you're special.
[12:31] ---
    Senpai!
[12:33] ---
    Don't suddenly turn
    the lights off or anything!
[12:36] ---
    No pranks, okay?
[12:38] ---
    Like I would ever.
[12:40] ---
    Oh, and no peeping, either!
[12:43] ---
    No matter how cute I am,
    peeping is a crime. Got that, Senpai?
[12:51] ---
    It's so dark! I'm so scared! Senpai!
[12:56] ---
    Uzaki's bag...
[12:59] ---
    Food? Damn, did she forget about these?
[13:03] ---
    Might have to get 'em in the fridge.
[13:17] ---
    Sorry I went poking around in your stuff.
[13:21] ---
    Huge... that bra was huge...
[13:23] ---
    I-I guess these things happen.
[13:26] ---
    It's fine--it doesn't bother me.
[13:29] ---
    Next time I'll just hide it
    where you can't get at it.
[13:33] ---
    "Next time"? "Hide it"?
[13:35] ---
    I actually brought some underthings
    thinking I might stay here again.
[13:40] ---
    Sure didn't think I'd be
    using them already, though!
[13:44] ---
    Dammit! And after my big clean-up,
    when I told you to take your stuff home!
[13:49] ---
    Huh? What's that you're wearing?
[13:53] ---
    This? I only had
    underthings with me today,
[13:57] ---
    so I dipped into your dresser
    to borrow this shirt and these shorts.
[14:01] ---
    Uh, those aren't shorts...
[14:05] ---
    They're... my underwear.
[14:12] ---
    Next time I'll bring PJs, too.
[14:14] ---
    Please do.
[14:16] ---
    Oh! I'll go wash them,
    at least--to atone for my crime!
[14:21] ---
    She ran away...
[14:23] ---
    She might actually be better off
    with less control, not more.
[14:28] ---
    A phone call? At this hour?
[14:32] ---
    Senpai! I'll wash those bath towels, too!
[14:36] ---
    Okay.
[14:37] ---
    Hello?
[14:40] ---
    So you've got a girl
    in there with you now?
[14:43] ---
    Here I was always worried
    about you being so rigid and cold.
[14:50] ---
    I mean, I think it's great.
[14:53] ---
    Very fitting for a college student.
[14:55] ---
    That's my son!
[14:57] ---
    I won't tell Mom;
    just don't go overboard, okay?
[15:02] ---
    It's not like that.
[15:05] ---
    What do you want, Dad, you jerk?
[15:12] ---
    Booze! Booze! Going out for drinks!
[15:17] ---
    Made it!
[15:19] ---
    Still waiting on Sak and Uzaki.
[15:22] ---
    Ah, alcohol, emboldening us
    to pry into where young folks stand
[15:26] ---
    right before Christmas...
[15:28] ---
    Could anyone ask for
    a more exceptional feast?
[15:35] ---
    Sorry I'm late!
[15:38] ---
    Huh? You're not with Sak?
[15:41] ---
    About that...
[15:42] ---
    "Fresh Fish" "Nipponkai Pub"
    "Grilled Chicken"
[15:42] ---
    Huh! Sakurai's back home?
[15:46] ---
    That's right.
[15:48] ---
    I guess he hadn't been home in two years,
[15:50] ---
    and he got a phone call
    telling him to give it up already.
[15:54] ---
    Two years?! That's... wow.
[15:57] ---
    I guess even a loner has his limits.
[16:12] ---
    I'm home.
[16:16] ---
    It's been a while.
[16:17] ---
    "Haruko Sakurai, 49"
[16:18] ---
    Welcome home, Shinichi. It really
    has been quite a while, hasn't it?
[16:23] ---
    Were you going to stay away again
    this year if we hadn't called?
[16:27] ---
    Do you enjoy your
    solitary lifestyle that much?
[16:29] ---
    Yeah, sorry I haven't been back sooner.
[16:33] ---
    It is pretty carefree, living alone...
[16:36] ---
    But--sorry, can I ask you something first?
[16:41] ---
    Who's that? Are you babysitting part-time?
[16:44] ---
    It's your little sister, of course.
[16:48] ---
    Huh?
[16:48] ---
    What do you mean, "huh"?
    You didn't know you had a baby sister?!
[16:54] ---
    I have a baby sister?!
[16:57] ---
    "Nodoka Sakurai, 8 months"
[16:58] ---
    Wha--huh? Huh?
[17:01] ---
    That's my line!
    Didn't your father tell you anything?
[17:06] ---
    He always said college kids were busy,
[17:10] ---
    so I shouldn't bend over
    backwards to come home.
[17:13] ---
    Huh? But he said,
    "I'll call Shinichi and fill him in"...
[17:19] ---
    So that's what happened.
[17:20] ---
    I think I get the gist.
[17:24] ---
    Oh, you're home at last, and you're
    going to stay in the entryway chatting?
[17:28] ---
    "Shiro Sakurai, 46"
[17:30] ---
    Hey. Welcome home.
[17:34] ---
    Dad.
[17:37] ---
    You know, there's something
    I've been wondering about Senpai.
[17:42] ---
    What's that?
[17:43] ---
    Sak's not even here,
    and he's all she talks about.
[17:46] ---
    We should have these
    drinking parties more often.
[17:48] ---
    Why does he live alone?
[17:52] ---
    His family shouldn't
    live too far from campus.
[17:57] ---
    Right, especially since you
    both went to the same high school.
[18:00] ---
    Living alone in college
    can be hard on the pocketbook...
[18:05] ---
    And he could commute
    from his folks' house.
[18:08] ---
    I wonder if there's a reason for it?
[18:12] ---
    So that's it.
[18:14] ---
    The reason you half
    forced me to live on my own,
[18:18] ---
    saying it was another kind
    of learning, like college.
[18:21] ---
    Exactly right.
[18:22] ---
    Your mom and I could
    get back to getting frisky again!
[18:27] ---
    Just like our newlywed days...
[18:29] ---
    What a stupid reason.
[18:33] ---
    You suck.
[18:35] ---
    I got in touch with Shinichi.
    Says he's busy, too.
[18:39] ---
    He won't be coming home for New Year's.
[18:43] ---
    He's really living it up
    over there at college!
[18:46] ---
    I headed off Mom's message to you
    so you wouldn't come home.
[18:52] ---
    I wanted her to focus on
    raising Nodoka... and on me.
[18:56] ---
    I sure wish it could have
    gone on a little longer!
[18:59] ---
    You're the worst.
[19:01] ---
    I mean, it's nice for a married couple
    to be frisky--er, friendly and all...
[19:06] ---
    Mom, how old are you again?
[19:08] ---
    Fifty next year.
[19:11] ---
    It's not out of the...
    realm of possibility...
[19:16] ---
    We got a little wound up ourselves.
[19:20] ---
    You really are amazing, Mom.
[19:22] ---
    Oh, you!
[19:23] ---
    I don't much feel like
    praising you, though, Dad.
[19:26] ---
    Your mom was all sad:
[19:30] ---
    "Why won't Shinichi
    come home to see the baby?"
[19:34] ---
    I wound up having to get
    your butt over here after all.
[19:38] ---
    You shouldn't have covered up
    such big news in the first place!
[19:42] ---
    What were you thinking, you jerk?!
[19:44] ---
    This right here.
[19:46] ---
    You go for logical arguments,
    like your mom.
[19:50] ---
    I bet you've always got a
    quick comeback at school, too.
[19:54] ---
    That's not... that's not me at all!
[19:56] ---
    But Shinichi can put his own needs
    above the needs of those around him.
[20:01] ---
    That's like you.
[20:04] ---
    Don't like that, do you?
[20:07] ---
    Look, I've put in an appearance.
    I'm going back to my place.
[20:10] ---
    Oh, come on.
    You're finally home! Stay a while!
[20:17] ---
    You're the one who's been keeping me away!
[20:20] ---
    Say, I'm making dinner;
    just spend one night, okay?
[20:25] ---
    Right, right!
[20:27] ---
    Listen...
[20:30] ---
    Since you're here and all,
    spend some time with your sister.
[20:34] ---
    What else have you got to do?
[20:36] ---
    But...
[20:36] ---
    Nodoka! It's your big brother!
[20:39] ---
    Wh-Whoa! This is so sudden!
[20:42] ---
    I don't know how to hold a baby!
[20:44] ---
    Support her neck and cradle her bottom.
[20:47] ---
    It'll be fine.
    She's not shy like you were.
[20:52] ---
    I'll get the bath started.
    Shout if you need something.
[20:56] ---
    Hey!
[21:06] ---
    My little sister by 21 years...
[21:10] ---
    "Public House"
[21:12] ---
    Oh, that's Senpai all over!
[21:16] ---
    He never tells me anything important!
[21:19] ---
    He just comes to his
    own conclusions in his head!
[21:21] ---
    What's the point in being
    with someone like that?
[21:25] ---
    I always wonder what he thinks
    of the people closest to him...
[21:33] ---
    "It's Meowvelous!"
[21:36] ---
    Christmas is right around the corner.
[21:40] ---
    We've had plenty to drink
    to so far... and yet...
[21:44] ---
    She seems pretty fed up
    with how slow things are going.
[21:48] ---
    Now, now. Unload that dissatisfaction
    on the man himself when he gets back.
[21:56] ---
    You know, I'd love to hear more
    about you two back in high school.
[22:00] ---
    "Fresh Fish" "Nipponkai Pub"
    "Grilled Chicken"
[22:03] ---
    
[22:05] ---
    
[23:35] ---
    "Next Time"
    "Episode 11: I Kind of Want
    to Do Things Right Already!"