E9 - Fujio Uzaki Wants Family Time!

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    By the way,
    your father has this Sunday off.
[00:08] ---
    Kiri and Yanagi are done with exams;
    let's all go get refreshed!
[00:13] ---
    Refreshed?
[00:15] ---
    One of our members clued me
    in on this really fun spot.
[00:18] ---
    Someplace fun? What is it?
[00:21] ---
    Here--check it out!
[00:22] ---
    "Hakone Kowakien Yunessun"
[00:23] ---
    Hakone Kowakien... Yunessun?
[00:26] ---
    It's a hot spring where you can
    suit up and swim--even in winter.
[00:29] ---
    A hot spring? Wouldn't you get
    dizzy swimming in one of those?
[00:33] ---
    Apparently the water's
    kept comfortably warm.
[00:37] ---
    They have a regular hot spring, too.
    I might prefer that.
[00:44] ---
    So you can swim, huh?
[00:56] ---
    You with us, Kiri? Looks fun, ri--
[01:00] ---
    N-No way... Count me out.
[01:03] ---
    I am definitely not going!
[01:05] ---
    What the heck happened to you?!
[01:15] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:38] ---
    "Episode 9:
    Fujio Uzaki Wants Family Time!"
[02:45] ---
    Good thing the weather
    turned out all right!
[02:48] ---
    Why was Kiri so dead
    set against this, though?
[02:51] ---
    Our kids are growing up so fast--it
    could be any number of things.
[02:57] ---
    Isn't he at an age
    where he prefers being alone?
[03:00] ---
    Yeah--his rebellious phase.
[03:04] ---
    I really did want this
    to be a family trip...
[03:09] ---
    Fujio...
[03:14] ---
    Ah, but Kiri's a guy.
    He should be fine on his own.
[03:19] ---
    Honestly, the one
    I most want to enjoy this...
[03:24] ---
    Hey, Hana, wouldn't you rather have
    spent this weekend with your senpai?
[03:30] ---
    But if this place turns out to be cool,
    you can go with him next time!
[03:35] ---
    Ugh, enough! Shut up already!
[03:38] ---
    Aw, no need to blush!
[03:43] ---
    F-Fujio... please drive safely, okay?
[03:49] ---
    Why, you lousy little so-and-so...
[04:01] ---
    W-What the--?!
[04:02] ---
    That car behind me...
    I don't like the looks of it!
[04:08] ---
    Oh... Hana!
[04:10] ---
    She's been coming home late these
    days--and sometimes not at all.
[04:15] ---
    Tsuki and Yanagi have met
    this fellow of hers,
[04:19] ---
    but they both just dance
    around the subject.
[04:22] ---
    Oh, beloved daughter of mine...
[04:24] ---
    Are you already pulling
    away from your father?
[04:27] ---
    "What the heck"
    "Who cares"
    "Forget it"
[04:29] ---
    Listen up, Hana:
[04:30] ---
    You'll be fine in Kansai if you know
    when to use "What the heck?"
[04:34] ---
    "Who cares?" and "Forget it!"
[04:36] ---
    What the heck?
[04:37] ---
    Yes! Like that!
[04:42] ---
    Look, Hana:
[04:44] ---
    a beautiful sunset, just like those
    Hotel Something Awaji commercials.
[04:48] ---
    Who cares?
[04:49] ---
    Attagirl, Hana! Your timing is perfect!
[04:54] ---
    I want to spend more time with you...
[04:56] ---
    I want to be at your side
    to see your smiling face...
[04:59] ---
    Eyes front, moron!
[05:00] ---
    No matter what...
    no matter what it takes...
[05:04] ---
    My family will enjoy this day together!
[05:07] ---
    And then!
[05:09] ---
    Wha--is that an aura?! I see an aura!
[05:13] ---
    This little trip will restore
    our father-daughter bond!
[05:21] ---
    "This anime is a work of fiction.
    Drive safely and
    follow the rules of the road."
[05:35] ---
    Welcome!
[05:37] ---
    Ooh, Hana, look!
[05:40] ---
    That must be their mascot.
[05:42] ---
    It's adorable!
[06:18] ---
    It looks like that stuff in here!
    You know, like they have in Italy?
[06:22] ---
    Roman architecture?
[06:23] ---
    Yeah, that!
[06:26] ---
    Hana! There's a water slide outside!
[06:28] ---
    It's called Rodeo Mountain.
[06:35] ---
    They seem to like it.
[06:39] ---
    Thank goodness...
[06:44] ---
    Ooh--lukewarm. In a good way.
[06:47] ---
    This feels great. Like a futon!
[06:51] ---
    Hey, girls? There are lots
    of other baths over there, too.
[06:56] ---
    All right! C'mon, Hana!
[06:59] ---
    A wine bath!
[07:01] ---
    It's supposed to be rejuvenating.
[07:03] ---
    I feel like Cleopatra!
[07:06] ---
    Et tu?
[07:07] ---
    That's Caesar and Brutus.
[07:10] ---
    "*Subject to change due
    to special events."
[07:10] ---
    A coffee bath!
[07:12] ---
    This smells amazing!
[07:15] ---
    It helps you shake fatigue
    and enhances the skin.
[07:20] ---
    There's a saké bath, a green-tea bath...
[07:25] ---
    Hana, Hana!
[07:27] ---
    "Experience the Doctor Fish!"
    "Doctor Fish (Garra rufa)"
[07:27] ---
    Let's do this--doctor fish!
[07:30] ---
    That's a new one!
[07:31] ---
    I wanna try!
[07:36] ---
    They're enjoying themselves.
[07:39] ---
    I'm glad. I really am!
[07:42] ---
    Why don't we check it out, too?
[07:52] ---
    Forget it--way too tickly!
[07:54] ---
    I can't last even ten seconds!
[07:59] ---
    No can do! Count me out!
[08:01] ---
    Hey now, you two, keep your
    voices down! This is a public pla--
[08:12] ---
    It really does tickle...
[08:15] ---
    Keep your voice down,
    too--for other reasons!
[08:20] ---
    Nope, I'm out! Uncle!
[08:23] ---
    Same here! Later!
[08:27] ---
    Wait, you can't go off alone!
[08:31] ---
    Are you okay, Fujio?
[08:35] ---
    Phew, that was a close one.
    Almost squashed the fish.
[08:42] ---
    N-No! Not there!
[08:45] ---
    No nibbling there!
[08:49] ---
    F-Fujio! Stop making
    weird noises in a public place!
[08:55] ---
    Whew, that tickled!
[08:57] ---
    We sure laughed a lot!
[08:59] ---
    But I do think my feet
    feel a little smoother.
[09:02] ---
    I get that!
[09:03] ---
    Where to next?
[09:05] ---
    Wait till Mom and Dad catch up.
[09:07] ---
    Hey, got a second?
[09:10] ---
    You two are such cuties!
    Where are you from?
[09:14] ---
    Whoa, Hana, they're hitting on us.
[09:17] ---
    Aw, man... what a pain.
[09:19] ---
    I haven't had to deal with this lately.
[09:24] ---
    Isn't that because you're
    always with your senpai?
[09:28] ---
    Oh, right. His nasty eyes
    really do scare people away after all.
[09:33] ---
    That's... not exactly it.
[09:36] ---
    Hey, quit whispering
    amongst yourselves, wouldja?
[09:40] ---
    Wanna grab a drink over there?
[09:40] ---
    "Café Restaurant Fontana"
[09:42] ---
    No, thanks.
    We're here with our family today.
[09:46] ---
    Then give us your contact info.
[09:48] ---
    Look, y'all, just so you know, we're in
    middle school, and that's a crime.
[09:54] ---
    Mid--?!
[09:55] ---
    "Y'all"? Did she just say "y'all"?!
[09:59] ---
    Middle school, yeah... that's, uh...
[10:03] ---
    They bought it?!
[10:05] ---
    Yeah. Might wanna touch base
    again in five years or so...
[10:08] ---
    Hey! What's the big idea?!
[10:11] ---
    Get lost, punks!
[10:14] ---
    We're sorry!
[10:18] ---
    Of all the...
[10:20] ---
    Rats! How could I let my ultra-cute girls
    roam around in their swimsuits?
[10:29] ---
    That's basically like tossing
    raw meat into a safari park full of lions!
[10:35] ---
    I brought them here
    so they could enjoy themselves,
[10:37] ---
    but it's all for nothing
    if they wind up being hit on!
[10:44] ---
    Um, Dad?
[10:47] ---
    Hana, Yanagi, are you okay?
    Did they do anything to you?
[10:51] ---
    I'm sorry I took my eyes off you.
    That was scary.
[10:55] ---
    No, uh... why are you
    silky-smooth all over?
[10:59] ---
    Never mind me!
[11:01] ---
    Don't be so worried. It's not like we were
    ever going to go with them.
[11:06] ---
    Besides... well...
[11:08] ---
    Yeah.
[11:11] ---
    You're never far away, Dad.
[11:13] ---
    You'll always protect us.
[11:18] ---
    Hana... Yanagi...
[11:21] ---
    A mother of three?!
[11:22] ---
    No way!
[11:23] ---
    Um... this is problematic.
[11:27] ---
    I'm here with my family,
    and my children are waiting, so...
[11:35] ---
    He's back!
[11:36] ---
    What's with that dude?!
[11:38] ---
    You just can't be too careful...
[11:40] ---
    Hey, check that out!
[11:42] ---
    What a body...
[11:43] ---
    Wow...
[11:46] ---
    Ugh! They just keep on coming!
[11:48] ---
    Um, excuse me?
[11:51] ---
    Your physique is incredible!
[11:53] ---
    Do you work at it?
[11:56] ---
    Er... would you mind
    if we took some pictures?
[11:59] ---
    "Photography is allowed
    in some areas of Yunessun!"
[12:03] ---
    --Nice!
    --Look at those bulges!
    --He's so smooth...
[12:05] ---
    Sure thing!
[12:06] ---
    Yesss!
[12:07] ---
    Thank you!
[12:09] ---
    How did Tsuki wind up with this man?
[12:20] ---
    Look this way!
[12:22] ---
    Okay, next pose, please!
[12:24] ---
    Nice! Looking good, looking good!
[12:29] ---
    What a smile!
[12:30] ---
    He's huge!
[12:31] ---
    Wow, look at that! Amazing!
[12:34] ---
    Whoa, what is that?! Crazy!
[12:37] ---
    What the...?
[12:39] ---
    What on earth is that turning into?
[12:41] ---
    Dad just loves it when
    people compliment his muscles.
[12:46] ---
    That physique really is something else.
[12:49] ---
    How do I work out to get a body like that?
[12:52] ---
    We keep working out hoping
    for six-packs, but no luck.
[12:56] ---
    See, with your abs...
[12:58] ---
    Fine-tuning your diet is
    enough to see some changes.
[13:01] ---
    What you want is a balance
    of proteins, fats, and carbs...
[13:06] ---
    Now he's dishing out workout advice.
[13:11] ---
    Still doing the trainer thing,
    even on his day off...
[13:17] ---
    This looks like it'll take a while.
    I'm gonna go look around on my own.
[13:21] ---
    Watch your step--be
    careful you don't slip.
[13:24] ---
    I will.
[13:54] ---
    Whoa! What a view!
[13:58] ---
    A little chilly, though,
    since it's winter and all.
[14:06] ---
    Cave baths...
[14:09] ---
    Yes--shelter.
[14:17] ---
    Now, how about lunch?
[14:19] ---
    Good idea.
[14:25] ---
    S-Senpai?!
[14:26] ---
    Uzaki?!
[14:28] ---
    What are you doing here?
[14:30] ---
    Oh! What a coincidence!
[14:32] ---
    Sakaki, don't tell me...
[14:35] ---
    You planned this, Itsuhito?
[14:37] ---
    No, no, no! I was completely
    hands-off this time!
[14:41] ---
    This is 100-percent
    unadulterated coincidence!
[14:44] ---
    But given how you usually operate...
[14:48] ---
    --Right?
    --Yeah.
[14:51] ---
    Man, there is zero trust
    in this relationship.
[14:54] ---
    Uzaki...
[14:57] ---
    All right. I swam my heart
    out the other day--
[15:00] ---
    I can talk with her normally again.
[15:03] ---
    Itsuhito gave me a complimentary ticket,
    so I tagged along.
[15:07] ---
    Sak happened to be free,
    so we popped over in my car.
[15:10] ---
    Huh! I'm here with my family.
[15:14] ---
    Huh.
[15:15] ---
    This place sure is fun, huh?
[15:17] ---
    Imagine, a hot spring with a water slide!
[15:20] ---
    Have you tried it yet, Senpai?
[15:22] ---
    No...
[15:23] ---
    If you'd like to, I could come with.
[15:25] ---
    What are you, my mother?
[15:29] ---
    What now, Itsuhito?
[15:30] ---
    What's that grin for?
[15:33] ---
    Oh, just thinking how Sak hasn't mentioned
    having a lot of free time lately.
[15:37] ---
    I haven't?
[15:39] ---
    No, sir.
[15:40] ---
    And what are you trying to say
    with that creepy smile of yours?
[15:43] ---
    You know, that maybe it's because
    you're always spending time with him.
[15:50] ---
    In fact, lately Sak's the one who
    hasn't been paying attention to me.
[15:55] ---
    I can only get him to hang out
    when you're not around.
[15:59] ---
    I'd say you have
    higher priority, all right.
[16:04] ---
    Makes me kinda lonely... and kinda happy.
[16:10] ---
    Oh, you're so full of it! Shut up!
[16:14] ---
    Don't get all flustered, musclehead.
[16:16] ---
    W-Well, I mean...
    if you were that lonely, Senpai,
[16:23] ---
    I-I'm sorry I couldn't
    hang out with you today.
[16:26] ---
    N-No, I'm fine!
[16:30] ---
    So... what now?
[16:32] ---
    I could join you two
    and all hang out together.
[16:38] ---
    No, let's not.
[16:41] ---
    You're here with your family.
    You should put them first.
[16:45] ---
    You can always give me a shout, and
    we'll hang out together some other time.
[16:49] ---
    Senpai...
[16:51] ---
    Yeah, enjoy some quality time
    with your family today.
[16:58] ---
    Kiri and Yanagi are done with exams;
    let's all go get refreshed!
[17:03] ---
    Hana, Yanagi, are you okay?
    Did they do anything to you?
[17:07] ---
    I'm sorry I took my eyes off you.
    That was scary.
[17:12] ---
    Yeah, you're right. I'll do that.
[17:15] ---
    We can come back here together later!
[17:18] ---
    Sure--just say the word.
[17:21] ---
    Well, I'd better be getting back.
[17:24] ---
    Right. See you at work tomorrow.
[17:27] ---
    Yep!
[17:28] ---
    Oh, and Senpai?
[17:31] ---
    Aren't you going to say
    what you always say?
[17:38] ---
    That's another cute swimsuit
    you've got on today.
[17:43] ---
    Thanks.
[17:44] ---
    Okay, Senpai--see you tomorrow!
[17:47] ---
    Yeah.
[17:48] ---
    You two, in your own little world...
[17:54] ---
    I forgot!
[17:56] ---
    Still...
[17:57] ---
    What?
[17:59] ---
    For us to be talking about enjoying
    quality time with the family...
[18:04] ---
    Yeah.
[18:06] ---
    You going home for the holidays, Sak?
[18:09] ---
    Mmm, probably not unless
    they ask. What about you?
[18:15] ---
    I'd rather ditch my family, too.
[18:17] ---
    Now's the time to come up
    with a good excuse not to see them.
[18:21] ---
    We can do the New Year's shrine visit,
    see the first sunrise.
[18:24] ---
    Ooh, nice!
[18:26] ---
    Invite Uzaki along, too.
[18:33] ---
    Oh, Hana's back.
[18:38] ---
    Well, you're in a good mood.
[18:41] ---
    This place is fun!
[18:43] ---
    Yes, with fresh air and a beautiful view.
[18:47] ---
    I could stay in this warm water forever.
[18:50] ---
    Yeah, but aren't you getting hungry?
[18:54] ---
    Should we grab a bite to eat?
[18:56] ---
    Let's call in our bodyguard, shall we?
[18:58] ---
    Dad! We're leaving!
[19:20] ---
    Mom, I'm hungry!
[19:22] ---
    All right, all right.
    I'll get started on dinner soon.
[19:25] ---
    Here, Kiri--eat these in the meantime.
[19:31] ---
    "I Went to Yunessun.
    Lousy Cat"
[19:34] ---
    Sounds like you really enjoyed yourselves.
[19:36] ---
    It was fun!
[19:37] ---
    You should have come, too.
[19:40] ---
    They had a bunch of baths,
[19:42] ---
    and then all these people came
    around to admire Dad's muscles!
[19:46] ---
    It turned into a
    photo session and everything.
[19:48] ---
    Why exactly did you go again?
[19:50] ---
    These guys were flirting with Hana and me.
[19:53] ---
    Flirting?!
[19:54] ---
    Dad chased them off right away.
[19:57] ---
    Man, that was classic.
[20:00] ---
    I said Hana was in middle school,
    and those guys believed me!
[20:05] ---
    Hey, yeah! How dare you, Yanagi?!
[20:08] ---
    Passing off a 20-year-old adult
    as a middle-schooler!
[20:11] ---
    Sorry about that!
[20:16] ---
    Next time I'd like to spend the night.
    You should come too, Kiri.
[20:23] ---
    Yeah... if it's that much fun,
    maybe I could go, too.
[20:30] ---
    Sure, Dad--count me in next time!
[20:33] ---
    Oho, okay!
[20:34] ---
    Yep, your old dad'll
    take you whenever you like!
[20:39] ---
    Hana and Yanagi enjoyed
    themselves this time around--
[20:42] ---
    next we'll have a family trip
    with the entire Uzaki clan.
[20:46] ---
    Ah, dammit! I should have gone, too!
[20:50] ---
    Hey, Dad, let's go next week, okay?
    I'll skip club!
[20:55] ---
    Oh, my!
[20:57] ---
    But you hated the idea.
[20:58] ---
    What the heck happened?
[21:01] ---
    And what's your hurry?
[21:03] ---
    Even runts like Hana and Yanagi
    get hit on over there, right?
[21:08] ---
    I might actually get
    a college girl to flirt with me!
[21:16] ---
    Oh, man, I am stoked! I can't wa--
[21:21] ---
    Ow! What's the big idea?!
[21:23] ---
    Who are you calling runts?
[21:26] ---
    This? This is why
    girls don't like you, Kiri.
[21:29] ---
    You ruined it, you dum-dum!
[21:31] ---
    --Well... this is our family, too.
    --Where's the lie? You are runts!
[21:34] ---
    --Keep saying stuff like that,
    and you'll never have a girlfriend!
[21:37] ---
    --Our family's usual...
    --Keep saying stuff like that,
    and you'll never have a girlfriend!
[21:38] ---
    --Our family's usual...
    --No wonder you're
    not getting any taller.
[21:41] ---
    What?! I am too!
    And I will, too, have a girlfriend!
[21:47] ---
    Your father's over here
    crying tears of disappointment...
[21:50] ---
    
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[23:35] ---
    "Next Time"
    "Episode 10:
    We Want a Thrill Before Christmas!"