E9 - Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?
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[00:06] ---
Darjeeling? Or perhaps chamomile?
[00:09] ---
Oh, I don't know!
[00:12] ---
I should have asked Hana what would be best.
[00:15] ---
You're all I have.
[00:18] ---
Huh?
[00:20] ---
Imagine if you were serious,
saying that to an older woman like me.
[00:25] ---
But... I am serious!
[00:28] ---
Dear me! With a 25-year age difference?!
[00:33] ---
Oh, my!
[00:35] ---
Hana's senpai should be here any minute now.
[00:47] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:10] ---
"Episode 9: Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?"
[02:11] ---
You're a real upstanding guy, Senpai.
[02:14] ---
I know you want to return
what I overpaid for your futon,
[02:18] ---
but Mom says you don't have to.
[02:20] ---
No--you gave me too much.
[02:23] ---
And since you won't accept the money,
I have to return it directly.
[02:27] ---
It's only too much because
you bought a cheap replacement.
[02:31] ---
This was your chance to get a good one!
[02:36] ---
You sure are quiet today.
[02:39] ---
Are you nervous?
[02:42] ---
What, is this your first
time visiting a girl's house?
[02:45] ---
It is. I have an upset stomach.
[02:48] ---
Boy, you surrender fast
when you're cornered, huh.
[02:51] ---
Where do you think I live, anyway?
It's not a haunted house, you know.
[02:56] ---
It's okay--you won't be gobbled up.
[03:00] ---
And we have cats. All-you-can-pet!
[03:05] ---
What an obvious change of expression.
[03:07] ---
Are you putting up
with this because of the cats?
[03:11] ---
Yeah, right.
[03:15] ---
Now I'm ticked.
[03:18] ---
Here we are! I told Mom
I'd be bringing you along.
[03:24] ---
I'm home!
[03:26] ---
Hello!
[03:29] ---
Welcome! Is this your senior at college, Hana?
[03:29] ---
"Tsuki Uzaki - 43"
[03:33] ---
She's told me all about you!
[03:41] ---
Scary!
[03:43] ---
S-Such a penetrating glare!
[03:46] ---
This is no ordinary fellow. He's so big!
[03:49] ---
She never told me her senior was a boy!
[03:53] ---
Hi! I'm Hana's mother.
[03:56] ---
Pleased to meet you. I'm Sakurai.
[03:59] ---
Thank you for offering
to pay to replace my futon.
[04:03] ---
My, he's more well-mannered than he looks.
[04:07] ---
I'd like to return some
of the money you gave me.
[04:13] ---
It's no use. His eyes really are fierce!
[04:17] ---
C'mon, Senpai. Quit standing around
chatting in the foyer and come in already!
[04:22] ---
What? He's coming in?!
[04:24] ---
I'll return the money and be on my way.
[04:26] ---
That's right--I mustn't keep him!
[04:36] ---
Very well.
[04:37] ---
If you insist.
[04:43] ---
I see.
[04:45] ---
I believe I understand the situation.
[04:48] ---
Hana gave you too much money for the futon,
so you've come to return the surplus?
[04:53] ---
That's far.
[04:55] ---
I tried to give it to Hana,
but she wouldn't take it.
[04:59] ---
I hate to intrude,
but I thought I'd return it directly.
[05:02] ---
"Hana"...
[05:04] ---
Hana? A moment?
[05:07] ---
Huh? What is it?
[05:10] ---
It was always only "my senior at college"!
[05:14] ---
Since when did you spend
the night at a boy's place?!
[05:18] ---
That hurts!
[05:19] ---
No wonder she's mad.
[05:22] ---
But Senpai's all right!
[05:25] ---
You know that's not the point!
[05:28] ---
You might be fine, but Sakurai--
[05:30] ---
Well, he's... you know!
[05:34] ---
I can't really argue.
[05:37] ---
I think I get the gist.
[05:39] ---
This girl's been a terrible
bother to you all this time.
[05:43] ---
Oh, no, really.
[05:45] ---
Please--keep going.
[05:48] ---
Senpai!
[05:49] ---
What the heck?!
[05:50] ---
My looking after you is a big bother?
[05:54] ---
No, not at all. One time out of ten,
I'm grateful for it.
[05:58] ---
So I'm batting .100?! Why, you little--
[06:01] ---
What do you mean, one time out of ten?
[06:01] ---
I think I can see how their
time together has been going.
[06:03] ---
What does that even mean?
[06:04] ---
Calm down.
[06:05] ---
What am I supposed to do, huh?
[06:07] ---
You're a total loner!
[06:07] ---
They do seem awfully close, though.
[06:09] ---
But--
[06:10] ---
And you're only grateful once?
[06:10] ---
Sakurai must be good for Hana--as
her senior and as a friend.
[06:12] ---
Yeah, well--
[06:13] ---
Forget that! Thank me more!
[06:16] ---
He may look frightening, but he seems
serious enough, thank goodness.
[06:20] ---
All that worry for nothing.
[06:22] ---
Still, Hana bringing a boy home?
[06:26] ---
Perhaps I'll have other things
to worry about before long!
[06:30] ---
Kidding!
[06:33] ---
Sakurai is staring right at me.
[06:38] ---
Not at me, as such.
[06:40] ---
At my... chest?!
[06:45] ---
His eyes fixed so shamelessly
on this one spot...
[06:48] ---
We've only just met!
Don't tell me he's after my body!
[06:52] ---
He... He can't want me and my daughter?!
[06:58] ---
Man, I love cats.
[07:01] ---
Ready to start petting, Senpai?
[07:03] ---
Hana!
[07:04] ---
I mean... if I can.
[07:07] ---
Sa-Sakurai!
[07:10] ---
You probably can't just yet.
She's on high alert.
[07:13] ---
She's not approaching you, right?
[07:15] ---
"Probably"? "Yet"?!
[07:17] ---
She's just shy around strangers.
[07:18] ---
"Shy around strangers"?
[07:21] ---
Stop by often enough and she'll get used to you.
[07:23] ---
Before you know it, she might be coming to you!
[07:26] ---
Absolutely not! There is no chance of that!
[07:29] ---
What are you saying?!
And right in front of your mother!
[07:32] ---
Right. It might not fly today...
[07:36] ---
Huh?
[07:39] ---
But one day... I'd like to hold her.
[07:44] ---
Well, I've returned your money
and all, so I'll be leaving.
[07:48] ---
Oh!
[07:49] ---
What, so soon?
[07:50] ---
Yeah. I don't want to overstay my welcome.
[07:53] ---
Er, um...
[07:55] ---
Then can I come over to your place?
We can get some gaming in!
[07:58] ---
Sure, whatever.
[08:01] ---
Sorry for the intrusion. Goodbye.
[08:04] ---
See you later, Mom!
[08:08] ---
Why is my heart pounding so?
[08:12] ---
"Cue one weird red flag"
[08:18] ---
Thank you very much!
[08:21] ---
Here you go, Mom.
[08:23] ---
Thanks.
[08:24] ---
I have work to do, so just relax
and take your time, okay?
[08:28] ---
Uh-huh! Good luck!
[08:31] ---
I came to see Hana at work.
[08:35] ---
And I am glad I could see
this previously unknown side of her.
[08:38] ---
But...
[08:42] ---
I never thought Sakurai would be here, too!
[08:47] ---
Well, hello! I understand you're Hana's mother?
[08:50] ---
She's so young!
[08:52] ---
Nice to meet you.
You've been so kind to my daughter.
[08:56] ---
No, no--she's been good to us.
Hana's a hard worker.
[09:01] ---
I understand it's her first part-time job--
[09:03] ---
maybe it's her cheery disposition that
lets her be so outgoing with customers.
[09:09] ---
Oh, is that so? I'm glad to hear it.
[09:12] ---
And she's a big hit with our customers, too!
[09:16] ---
See?
[09:16] ---
Eh?
[09:18] ---
And then--
[09:19] ---
Right?
[09:21] ---
Hello there!
[09:22] ---
Hana!
[09:24] ---
Children just love Hana.
[09:27] ---
"Crayon"
[09:27] ---
She's always happy
to spend time with bored kids.
[09:28] ---
C'mon, let's draw!
[09:31] ---
I drew a kitty!
[09:31] ---
Only when she's free, of course.
[09:32] ---
Look!
[09:33] ---
Wow! That's fantastic!
[09:35] ---
So that's how she's doing.
[09:38] ---
As a parent, I was honestly worried...
but I feel a little better now.
[09:44] ---
I'm a parent, too--I get
where you're coming from.
[09:48] ---
When it comes down to it, turning customers
into fans is the service industry ideal.
[09:54] ---
After all, fans are frequent visitors.
[09:57] ---
Hana gives them a reason to come.
That gives us a big advantage.
[10:01] ---
It's not something first-timers
can usually pull off.
[10:04] ---
You've got yourself a winner.
[10:07] ---
All this praise is more
than I can possibly bear.
[10:11] ---
I'm just happy she's useful.
[10:13] ---
There is one more factor that brings
those moms in on the regular.
[10:19] ---
Oh?
[10:22] ---
Do... do you mean Sakurai?
[10:26] ---
You know him?
[10:28] ---
Er... yes, s-somewhat.
[10:30] ---
His eyes are fierce, but once
you get past that, he's a closet hunk!
[10:35] ---
Not to mention tall, slim, and fit!
[10:37] ---
With a serious personality and good manners!
[10:40] ---
He checks all the boxes!
[10:42] ---
When you put it like that...
yes, I suppose, perhaps...
[10:47] ---
He used to be an athlete,
so he knows how to speak to his elders.
[10:52] ---
More than anything, though,
he's dignified--and grown-ups like that.
[10:57] ---
I-Is that so...
[10:59] ---
You know those moms are all about stopping
by if they can chat with a young man
[11:04] ---
and have someone look after their kids!
[11:07] ---
We are making bank!
[11:09] ---
Don't talk so shady about your father's café.
[11:14] ---
I understand how he'd make fans...
[11:18] ---
But what about Sakurai?
[11:22] ---
Huh?
[11:23] ---
What... about him?
[11:25] ---
Oh! Um, well, that is...
how should I put this... F-For example...
[11:33] ---
Does he like...
[11:36] ---
...married women? Older women?
[11:41] ---
Oh--so she's...
[11:43] ---
"The dawning of various realizations"
[11:45] ---
Boss?
[11:48] ---
Now that the beans are here,
I'll get the stockroom sorted.
[11:51] ---
I'll help!
[11:55] ---
There appears to be a...
significant misunderstanding.
[11:59] ---
What?
[12:00] ---
It's all right! He's no cougar hunter.
[12:05] ---
He's just a doofus.
[12:07] ---
Oh, i-is he?
[12:09] ---
Yes! He's always been prone
to taking things the wrong way.
[12:13] ---
"Married women"? Yikes.
[12:15] ---
Have no fear. He and your daughter
work beautifully together.
[12:21] ---
"Married women"? Uh-oh.
[12:24] ---
Yes... Yes, of course!
I don't know what I was thinking.
[12:29] ---
Oh, I'm mortified!
Please--forget I said anything!
[12:33] ---
She blushes exactly like her daughter.
[12:33] ---
Why, what was I even saying?
[12:37] ---
A coffee bean?
[12:38] ---
Yep. You have to properly mature these babies.
[12:46] ---
Hana? I'm going to be on my way.
[12:49] ---
Oh, uh-huh. Do you prefer mature adults, too?
[12:53] ---
Huh?
[12:53] ---
Mature... adults? Yeah, I guess.
That would be my preference, yeah.
[12:58] ---
You know, like...
there's just this overall richness.
[13:03] ---
"Richness"?
[13:04] ---
But an old hand would
try 'em just like that, right?
[13:09] ---
Apparently. Gotta take it easy, though.
[13:12] ---
Overindulge and you get
so excited that you can't sleep.
[13:15] ---
"Ex... Excited"?!
[13:18] ---
Wanna try with what we have? Now's your chance.
[13:23] ---
You know I can't!
[13:26] ---
Still...
[13:28] ---
I plan on getting a real good
taste before too long.
[13:34] ---
Aha! You're an old hand, Senpai!
[13:36] ---
Cut it out, dum-dum.
[13:39] ---
I knew it... he has his eye on me!
[13:41] ---
"The misunderstanding quietly grows deeper"
[13:49] ---
Yesss! I win yet again!
[13:53] ---
You sure are wimpy, Senpai!
[13:56] ---
What did you expect?
I've never played this game before!
[13:59] ---
That's hardly an excuse.
[14:02] ---
Why, I only just bought this game two days ago!
[14:06] ---
Although I did spend yesterday
training hard so I could kick your butt.
[14:13] ---
That's dirty!
[14:14] ---
I'll do whatever it takes to see you frustrated.
[14:18] ---
You say that like you're proud, you chicken!
[14:20] ---
Oh, is that the last howl of a dog
with its tail between its legs?
[14:24] ---
Ha ha, loser pooch!
[14:28] ---
I'm going to grab a drink.
[14:30] ---
Grab one for me, too!
[14:32] ---
Oh?
[14:33] ---
What? You lost, right?
One favor is the least you could do.
[14:40] ---
Tch. Fine.
[14:43] ---
Aw, man, we should have made it interesting!
[14:47] ---
Like, loser runs to the store
to buy the winner a new kind
[14:49] ---
of slightly pricey pudding!
[14:52] ---
Win one game and you act like you own the place.
[14:56] ---
Sheesh. And to think
your mom is so quiet and kind.
[15:01] ---
Huh?
[15:02] ---
Hmph!
[15:08] ---
Mmm-hmm! It came out great again!
[15:14] ---
Huh?
[15:16] ---
We can't--I have a husband!
[15:19] ---
What are you saying, Akiko?
[15:20] ---
I'm* the one who can treat you right!
[15:20] ---
That's mean, confessing your love right there!
[15:23] ---
No...
[15:27] ---
Huh?
[15:29] ---
Ah, what a lovely soak!
[15:35] ---
Oh!
[15:37] ---
What... What is it?
[15:41] ---
Nothing.
[15:47] ---
Does my daughter have her eye on me, too?
[15:50] ---
Check, please.
[15:53] ---
Thank you very much. Please come again!
[15:58] ---
Is... Is something wrong, Uzaki?
[16:01] ---
Oh, no, no. Don't mind me.
[16:06] ---
Normally she'd be all...
[16:08] ---
Thanks heaps!
[16:10] ---
Do it right!
[16:14] ---
Yow!
[16:15] ---
Okay, you jerk! I know you did something!
[16:18] ---
Take that!
[16:18] ---
Yes, I did! I did! I totally did!
[16:22] ---
Just please--stop flicking ice water at me!
[16:25] ---
I see. No wonder Hana's mad.
[16:29] ---
You tactless brute!
[16:32] ---
Mmm. Though it's great to
be courteous with our customers,
[16:36] ---
she's throwing our regulars for a loop.
[16:38] ---
What to do?
[16:42] ---
I've finished tidying up!
[16:45] ---
Heavens, you three!
[16:47] ---
Just because we have no customers
doesn't mean you can stand around chatting!
[16:53] ---
What's wrong, Senpai?
Why are you staring at my face like that?
[16:58] ---
Cut that out.
[17:00] ---
What might "that" be?
[17:02] ---
The way you're talking!
And acting! It's... it's weird!
[17:06] ---
Oh, my! Just yesterday
you told me to mind my manners.
[17:11] ---
Today you tell me to stop?
Oh, what will I do with you?
[17:16] ---
Stop! Please! It's just awful!
[17:19] ---
And no more of that silly giggle!
[17:22] ---
Are you all right, Senpai? If you're
feeling unwell, perhaps you'd like a rest?
[17:29] ---
I can certainly take on your share of work.
[17:34] ---
Please, Senpai... take care of yourself.
[17:42] ---
Stop that!
[17:44] ---
Why do you take damage
when someone's nice to you?
[17:50] ---
Please, you mustn't overexert yourself.
[17:52] ---
Why, if something were to happen to you, I...
[17:56] ---
Enough! Quit screwing around, damn you!
[17:58] ---
What's this fake "good junior" crap?
[18:01] ---
Go back to your usual screwing around!
[18:03] ---
Calm down, Sakurai. Your words are all jumbled.
[18:08] ---
You know, Sakurai?
I think Hana's just fine like this, too.
[18:13] ---
Farewell!
[18:15] ---
Please do look after your health.
[18:18] ---
Begging your pardon!
[18:21] ---
I foresee a new service offering!
[18:23] ---
Ami! Back off a little, would you?
[18:27] ---
If you find it that unpleasant,
I could always stop.
[18:30] ---
Really?!
[18:32] ---
But first...
[18:33] ---
Isn't there something
you have to say to me, Senpai?
[18:39] ---
Yeah, right! Me, say something to you?
[18:42] ---
Besides, all I could say right now is... that!
[18:49] ---
I messed up. I'm sorry.
[18:53] ---
Ooh!
[18:53] ---
Whoa!
[18:56] ---
As long as you know.
[18:58] ---
"Uzaki F T W"
[19:01] ---
The fierce and hulking Sakurai,
meekly eating crow?!
[19:05] ---
I smell another potential service
for the housewife market!
[19:08] ---
Ami! Be quiet, would you?
[19:12] ---
I prefer the usual Uzaki.
[19:14] ---
Huh?
[19:15] ---
Ah! There it is--Sakurai's famous...
[19:19] ---
"W T F Attack"
[19:24] ---
It's working, it's working!
[19:29] ---
That really is you all over, Senpai.
[19:33] ---
Huh? What is?
[19:35] ---
I'll tell you what:
[19:36] ---
The way you always say stuff without thinking!
[19:40] ---
What?! Pot, meet kettle!
[19:43] ---
Well, this is all your fault, anyway!
[19:46] ---
All because you got carried away!
[19:47] ---
Can we have them take on
different personas for the customers
[19:51] ---
on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, at least?
[19:53] ---
I know the older ladies in particular
will love meek and mild Sakurai!
[19:57] ---
Then this will hardly be a café anymore.
[20:00] ---
Could you please stop trying to put
different spins on your father's café?
[20:04] ---
Well, you know your problem?
[20:05] ---
And you know what your deal is?
[20:07] ---
No fighting!
[20:09] ---
Huh?
[20:13] ---
Oh!
[20:14] ---
Welcome.
[20:16] ---
Hey, now!
[20:17] ---
I-I'm sorry she just butted in like that.
[20:20] ---
This isn't really a fight.
It's what we call a lovers' quarrel.
[20:25] ---
No way!
[20:25] ---
It is not!
[20:28] ---
You can have this. So make up, okay?
SIGN "Lottery Ticket" "One draw per ticket" "Uza Shopping District Association"
[20:36] ---
Man. Scolded by a little kid.
[20:40] ---
She got us good.
[20:42] ---
You were saying some
pretty weird stuff back there.
[20:46] ---
Weird stuff?
[20:48] ---
You know, like... "the usual Uzaki."
[20:54] ---
If I'm not careful, my expression'll slip!
[20:58] ---
Hey, look.
[21:02] ---
We have that ticket--let's do it!
[21:04] ---
Right.
[21:07] ---
Th-That means...
[21:10] ---
Congratulations are in order!
[21:13] ---
Huh?
[21:14] ---
You've won the grand prize: a two-night,
one-day trip for two to Tottori!
[21:19] ---
Eh?
[21:20] ---
Say... what?
[21:21] ---
"Gettin' Crabby in the Crab Prefecture"
[21:25] ---
"Welcome to Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport!
- Gosho Aoyama"
[21:31] ---
Wow, they really went
all out in the airport, huh?
[21:34] ---
Wow, they really went
all out in the airport, huh?
[21:34] ---
"Café Poirot"
[21:34] ---
I hate to ask this now...
[21:36] ---
What's up?
[21:38] ---
Are you sure you're okay coming here with me?
[21:40] ---
"Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport"
[21:41] ---
What do you mean, Senpai? You deserve it!
We won together, after all.
[21:45] ---
Squee! The Phantom Thief Kid!
[21:47] ---
He's so cool!
[21:48] ---
This is my first time in Tottori!
[21:48] ---
"Case Closed Location Guide"
[21:50] ---
Hey, Senpai, your eyes are
totally different. They're kinder!
[21:54] ---
Oh, shut up!
[21:55] ---
Hey, those glasses actually make you look, uh...
[21:58] ---
Get it right for once, would you?
[22:00] ---
Can it! What are you trying to make me do?!
[23:39] ---
"Episode 10: I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!"
[23:40] ---
But why Tottori?
[23:41] ---
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