E1 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out, All Right!

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[00:16] ---
    Pretty cold out, huh, Senpai?
[00:19] ---
    I mean, it is December.
[00:30] ---
    You're awfully low-key today.
[00:33] ---
    It's so chilly;
    did you catch a cold or something?
[00:36] ---
    No, no, I'm fine--just fine!
[00:40] ---
    It's just... um...
[00:42] ---
    We've been hanging out
    so much, you and me,
[00:46] ---
    but this is the first Christmas
    we've spent together.
[00:52] ---
    Yeah. It is.
[01:35] ---
    Uzaki...
[01:43] ---
    Sen... pai...
[02:05] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[03:27] ---
    "Episode 1:
    Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out, All Right!"
[03:33] ---
    Man, it's still so hot...
[03:39] ---
    Hey, Uzaki. Haven't seen you
    since we got back from break.
[03:50] ---
    What's wrong?
[03:51] ---
    You're giving off this whole haunted vibe.
[03:54] ---
    Summer break just ended so suddenly...
[03:57] ---
    It wasn't sudden at all.
[03:59] ---
    It's been days since he went away,
[04:03] ---
    "Summer"
[04:03] ---
    but sometimes I feel like there's
    this gaping hole in my chest...
[04:08] ---
    You're personifying summer now?
[04:10] ---
    I guess you get hyped for it, too.
[04:13] ---
    Sak's not here yet, eh?
[04:16] ---
    Ooh, is that what's behind all this?
[04:20] ---
    Well, Sak ought to be here any minute now.
[04:23] ---
    Why don't you make plans
    to hang out somewhere?
[04:25] ---
    You don't only hang out
    during the summer, do you?
[04:29] ---
    It doesn't have to be summer.
    We can hang out whenever.
[04:32] ---
    We'll always be together.
[04:34] ---
    Yeah--you're right.
[04:37] ---
    That's a little better.
[04:39] ---
    You two sure are friendly, though, huh?
[04:42] ---
    Ever since high school, right?
[04:44] ---
    Oh, we weren't that close at first.
[04:46] ---
    No?
[04:48] ---
    Have you seen that mean old mug of his?
[04:52] ---
    I pegged him for some kind of hoodlum!
    Scared me silly.
[04:55] ---
    Sak'd be sore if he heard you say that.
[04:58] ---
    Nah: She'd say it even with him around.
[05:01] ---
    I talked with
    Ami about this earlier, but...
[05:04] ---
    ...my first impression
    of him was the pits.
[05:07] ---
    Wait, what? This is news to me!
[05:10] ---
    Asai's so mean--she
    doesn't tell me anything!
[05:14] ---
    Sucker!
[05:17] ---
    So was there something
    that sparked your friendship?
[05:20] ---
    Something... in particular?
[05:23] ---
    Must've been something.
[05:25] ---
    An event that made your
    scary senpai not so scary after all.
[05:28] ---
    An event? Well, probably...
[05:32] ---
    Stay calm. Relax your body.
[05:35] ---
    Maintain correct form as you
    slice through the water.
[05:37] ---
    Oh, um, right!
[05:39] ---
    You're almost there. Keep it up.
[05:42] ---
    So yeah--a few things.
[05:45] ---
    Oho...
[05:47] ---
    Go on.
[05:49] ---
    You know, his eyes may be fierce,
    but he's a real accommodating person.
[05:54] ---
    I mean, once I realized
    that was just how he was,
[05:58] ---
    it's like we could start talking normally,
[06:00] ---
    and I could ask him for
    swim lessons, no problem.
[06:06] ---
    Yo.
[06:07] ---
    Hey, Sak!
[06:08] ---
    You're late, Senpai!
[06:10] ---
    What were you doing, Senpai?
    Did you oversleep, Senpai?
[06:14] ---
    Still fighting the
    summer-break lazies, eh,
[06:16] ---
    Senpai?
[06:18] ---
    Cut that out!
[06:20] ---
    Dammit! It's too early to be this noisy!
[06:22] ---
    We don't even have first hour today!
[06:24] ---
    Amazing. Talking about
    Sak snapped her right out of it.
[06:28] ---
    I guess that's where they're at.
[06:32] ---
    Just date already.
[06:35] ---
    Hey, you two.
[06:38] ---
    If you're still pining for summer
    and need to hang out more,
[06:41] ---
    how about this?
[06:42] ---
    She's the only one pining for summer.
[06:45] ---
    "Anybody, Anytime! One Free Game!!"
[06:46] ---
    Bowling?
[06:48] ---
    I don't know about Uzaki,
[06:50] ---
    but Sak, all you did apart
    from work was play games, right?
[06:54] ---
    Oh, no way! Senpai is
    super sucky at bowling!
[06:59] ---
    It is hilarious!
[07:00] ---
    He just kinda heaves
    the ball toward the pins!
[07:04] ---
    A precision sport like
    bowling is waybeyond him!
[07:08] ---
    But this guy is dense in so very
    many ways--what can you do?
[07:13] ---
    So can I assume you're going?
[07:16] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[07:23] ---
    Here you go.
[07:26] ---
    Thank you. One moment, please.
[07:29] ---
    Is it that bad?
[07:30] ---
    You've been warned.
[07:32] ---
    Wanna make it interesting?
[07:34] ---
    Like, last place has
    to do as they're told!
[07:37] ---
    Count me out.
    You and Sak have fun with that.
[07:42] ---
    Okay, you're all set!
    Head on over to lane 12.
[07:46] ---
    All right--here we go!
[07:49] ---
    Win or lose, no hard feelings, Senpai.
[07:53] ---
    Now, what'll I have you do once I win?
[07:56] ---
    Yeah, yeah, keep on talking.
[07:58] ---
    You're so chill today, Sak.
[08:01] ---
    Getting all riled up
    just plays into Uzaki's hands.
[08:04] ---
    She's intent on seeing me flustered.
[08:06] ---
    I see. So this really boils down to
    Uzaki throwing you off your game
[08:11] ---
    or you maintaining your cool.
[08:16] ---
    What do you two usually do together?
[08:18] ---
    All these off-the-board tactics...
[08:21] ---
    Tell me about it.
    I've been practically paralyzed lately.
[08:24] ---
    Well, in any case...
[08:26] ---
    losing my cool is exactly what she wants.
[08:29] ---
    I just have to let it roll right off m--
[08:33] ---
    "Hana"
    "Punk"
    "Hunk"
[08:33] ---
    Dammit, Uzaki!
[08:36] ---
    The battle was already underway...
[08:38] ---
    Okay! I throw first!
[08:43] ---
    Oh, man! Two pins standing!
[08:45] ---
    She's only average.
    And she was so sure of herself, too.
[08:49] ---
    There's not that big
    a difference between us.
[08:51] ---
    "Hana"
    "Punk"
    "Hunk"
[08:52] ---
    C'mon, Senpai, you're next.
    Let's get this show on the road!
[08:55] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[09:00] ---
    You're doing a fine job bluffing, Sensei,
[09:03] ---
    but it won't take much for
    that calm veneer to chip right off.
[09:07] ---
    Again with the psychological warfare...
[09:23] ---
    Whoa! A strike!
[09:26] ---
    I haven't particularly
    put on a calm veneer.
[09:30] ---
    I practiced a little on my own
    but didn't see much improvement.
[09:35] ---
    That?
[09:37] ---
    That was me putting all the anger
    you riled up in me into one throw!
[09:40] ---
    This is beyond lame.
[09:43] ---
    So it's your usual
    forceful throw, but more so.
[09:46] ---
    It does require luck, but it might
    be better than aiming poorly.
[09:50] ---
    It... It can't be...
[09:52] ---
    Now what? The more you piss him off,
    the more powerful he gets.
[09:57] ---
    Senpai...
[09:58] ---
    You're such a loner that you
    even go bowling by yourself?
[10:02] ---
    That's just too pitiful!
[10:03] ---
    That's the problem?!
[10:04] ---
    Shut up! And don't go there!
[10:10] ---
    Well? Now he's agitated enough to
    let loose an even more powerful throw.
[10:22] ---
    Get 'em, Senpai!
[10:25] ---
    There we go. I was only cheering him on.
[10:28] ---
    Th-That was dirty!
[10:30] ---
    It's all right.
[10:32] ---
    If he's taking the power angle,
[10:34] ---
    I'll just use
    underhanded tricks to spoil it.
[10:37] ---
    I wish you wouldn't say that
    with such a sweet smile.
[10:43] ---
    A-choo!
[10:46] ---
    "Icy Cold" "Icy Cold" "Piping Hot"
[10:49] ---
    "Choco-Mint Oden Stew"
[10:52] ---
    "Choco-Mint Oden Stew"
[10:57] ---
    And the winner is... Sakurai.
[10:59] ---
    That was one tough battle.
[11:02] ---
    Maybe you should have focused
    on your game instead of on sabotage.
[11:07] ---
    It's fine, Itsuhito. She's used to it.
[11:10] ---
    Your everyday routine
    is really weird, you guys.
[11:13] ---
    Now, then:
[11:14] ---
    Seems to me the loser has
    to do anything the winner says.
[11:17] ---
    I-I didn't say anything.
[11:21] ---
    You going for it? Some lewd command?
[11:22] ---
    I am not.
[11:24] ---
    Ugh! You are hopeless!
[11:26] ---
    Say, how about one more game?
[11:29] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[11:31] ---
    Aren't you confident.
[11:32] ---
    This time I'll win
    and tell you what to do.
[11:35] ---
    Dummy. Like I'd lose to someone
    whose only strategy is obstruction.
[11:40] ---
    Why are you only ever
    this combative with each other?
[11:44] ---
    One-upping Senpai is what
    makes my life worth living.
[11:47] ---
    And Uzaki is the last person
    I want to lose to!
[11:50] ---
    Oh, now you've done it!
[11:52] ---
    Uzaki and Sakurai:
[11:54] ---
    Having witnessed a territory
    no outsider could enter,
[11:56] ---
    Sakaki took a step back.
[11:58] ---
    But be that as it may...
[12:00] ---
    Tell her to do something lewd!
[12:02] ---
    ...thought Sakaki.
[12:05] ---
    "Asia Café"
[12:06] ---
    Well, I'm off to the
    neighborhood association.
[12:09] ---
    And we're closing for the day, as planned.
[12:12] ---
    I got it, okay? Off you go!
[12:15] ---
    "Closed"
[12:20] ---
    Truth is, I haven't told those
    two we were closed today.
[12:26] ---
    I've been waiting quietly for
    this day when Dad would be out.
[12:31] ---
    Yes, indeed... ever since that night.
[12:35] ---
    That night--that's when the fire was lit.
[12:38] ---
    These feelings have been consuming me,
    and I can't hold back any longer!
[12:45] ---
    I want to make Hana
    work in a sexy uniform!
[12:49] ---
    This all-black uniform
    is just tooclassic.
[12:53] ---
    By overhauling the visual component,
    we'll pull in customers and boost sales.
[12:57] ---
    And I know just the thing for Sakurai:
[12:59] ---
    an outfit that'll drive the aunties wild!
[13:02] ---
    Well, actually... I want to see it!
[13:06] ---
    If I have to work, I'd rather
    look at something beautiful.
[13:09] ---
    I doubt Dad will allow it,
    but if I can get those two on my side,
[13:13] ---
    or perhaps...
[13:14] ---
    You made a mean fried egg this morning.
[13:16] ---
    You really can't cook a thing, can you?
[13:19] ---
    Oh, hi, Ami!
[13:21] ---
    Hey. Say, where's the owner?
[13:23] ---
    He's stepped out for a moment.
[13:25] ---
    Oh, and I know this is out of the blue,
[13:28] ---
    but would you be interested
    in new uniforms?
[13:30] ---
    That is out of the blue.
[13:31] ---
    Are you changing them up?
[13:33] ---
    No, it's just an idea so far.
[13:36] ---
    I actually already have a few here!
[13:39] ---
    Try them on and tell me what you think!
[13:41] ---
    What, like right now?
[13:43] ---
    For something in the idea stage,
    you're awfully well prepared.
[13:47] ---
    W-We can't do try-ons
    when customers are around!
[13:50] ---
    C'mon, c'mon--get to it!
[13:52] ---
    --Wh-Whoa there!
    --W-Wait a sec!
[13:54] ---
    "Closed"
[13:59] ---
    I love it, Hana! So sexy!
[14:02] ---
    I wish you would make
    your praise a little less direct.
[14:06] ---
    This seems like it'd be
    hard to work in, though.
[14:10] ---
    I do have to bend over sometimes.
[14:13] ---
    She's pretty level-headed about this.
[14:15] ---
    Well, how about this next one?
[14:21] ---
    Outstanding...
[14:22] ---
    That's the only word for it.
[14:25] ---
    How do I put this?
    You're creepy today, Ami.
[14:28] ---
    I don't care if I'm creepy
    if I get to see this!
[14:31] ---
    But this one would be
    even harder to work in.
[14:35] ---
    And it doesn't fit the
    vibe of the place, either.
[14:38] ---
    Feels like it's catering
    to certain tastes.
[14:40] ---
    Crazy that the owner'd allow this.
[14:48] ---
    Please show me what's
    in these other shopping bags.
[14:50] ---
    Why so distant?!
[14:52] ---
    No! Wait! I want to savor
    them one by one--in order!
[14:56] ---
    "Uzaki"
[14:56] ---
    What the heck is all this?!
[14:58] ---
    As if I could get any work done
    in uniforms like these!
[15:00] ---
    Is this another bunny girl outfit?!
[15:02] ---
    I wanted to see you wear it again!
[15:04] ---
    I knew it! This is all your deal,
[15:06] ---
    and you're taking advantage of
    the owner being away to go hog wild!
[15:09] ---
    --I sure am!
    --You got defiant fast!
[15:12] ---
    At this rate, Senpai must have...
[15:15] ---
    'Scuse me, Ami...
[15:17] ---
    The only thing in this bag
    was a pair of leather hotpants.
[15:21] ---
    See?! I knew it'd be something like that!
[15:23] ---
    What on earth were you thinking, Ami?
[15:26] ---
    In what world do café
    employees wear this stuff?!
[15:29] ---
    If they don't in this one,
    my café ought to be the vanguard!
[15:32] ---
    Stop that! No visual aids!
[15:35] ---
    Why can't there be
    one lousy café in this world
[15:37] ---
    where you can gaze upon
    men's nipples as you work?!
[15:40] ---
    Dude. No.
[15:42] ---
    Why not? Hana, you saw them
    every day in high school, didn't you?
[15:46] ---
    Nipples! No fair! No fair!
[15:48] ---
    --I want nipples!
    --Stop saying "nipples"!
[15:51] ---
    Besides, that was for a club.
    It is toofair!
[15:53] ---
    Nuh-uh! I wanna see 'em!
    The sexy outfits--and the nipples, too!
[15:58] ---
    Wow.
[15:59] ---
    Now she's throwing a tantrum.
    And she's the oldest one here.
[16:03] ---
    Um...
[16:06] ---
    Mom!
[16:07] ---
    Are you closed today?
[16:10] ---
    Oh, Hana!
[16:11] ---
    Don't you look cute.
[16:12] ---
    Mom!
[16:13] ---
    --Sorry?
    --That's my mother!
[16:16] ---
    This is terribly sudden,
    but do you want a job?
[16:18] ---
    S-Sorry?!
[16:20] ---
    And wear one of those!
[16:22] ---
    I-I could never!
[16:24] ---
    She's not even trying
    to hide what she wants.
[16:27] ---
    She's gone beyond shameless.
[16:30] ---
    Of course you could!
    Why, I've had my eye on you!
[16:33] ---
    Is she confessing her crush or what?
[16:35] ---
    I-If you don't like frills,
    we can--I--oh--wh-white!
[16:39] ---
    Yes, a plain white T-shirt would be fine!
[16:41] ---
    Over a swimsuit! No! Forget the swimsuit!
[16:45] ---
    You'd wear a white T-shirt, wouldn't you?!
[16:48] ---
    And I'll put kind of a high stage
    in the middle of the café,
[16:51] ---
    and I'll have you two stand on that!
[16:53] ---
    --Uh-huh, uh-huh.
    --And then!
[16:54] ---
    And then?
[16:56] ---
    I'll use this squirt gun, see?
[16:58] ---
    A squirt gun--yes?
[17:19] ---
    Why the outfit, Ami?
[17:23] ---
    I-I've been thinking about
    the future of this café...
[17:27] ---
    I guess she's not big on wearing
    an embarrassing outfit herself.
[17:31] ---
    You're staring, Senpai.
[17:33] ---
    I am not either!
[17:40] ---
    You can't fall asleep yet, Senpai!
[17:43] ---
    One more round! One more!
[17:46] ---
    You want to quit now--as a loser?
[17:48] ---
    "Senpai"
[17:49] ---
    Look, it's two in the morning.
[17:51] ---
    Just one more round--that's all!
[17:55] ---
    Are you listening?
[17:56] ---
    Hey! Senpai!
[17:57] ---
    "Senpai"
[17:59] ---
    Hey! Did you fall asleep?!
[18:01] ---
    I can't beat this guy
    all by myself, y'know!
[18:04] ---
    Coward!
[18:04] ---
    Wake up, you chicken!
[18:06] ---
    Hana! Do you have
    any idea what time it is?
[18:09] ---
    Hang on a sec, Mom!
[18:11] ---
    I'm gonna save, okay?
    So hands off that plug--
[18:14] ---
    Yoink!
[18:23] ---
    You sure are sleepy today.
[18:25] ---
    It's Uzaki. These past few nights...
[18:28] ---
    I keep saying we should
    go to sleep already,
[18:31] ---
    but she's all "One more round! One more!"
[18:33] ---
    I know what it sounds like,
[18:35] ---
    but they're up late playing games, right?
[18:38] ---
    Bet on it.
[18:40] ---
    Want to nap till second hour?
[18:42] ---
    I'll wake you up.
[18:45] ---
    Please.
[18:46] ---
    And that's when Ito's boyfriend...
[18:49] ---
    Whoa, seriously?
[18:51] ---
    C'mon, don't say it...
[18:56] ---
    Hey, Hana! We saved you a seat.
[18:58] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[19:00] ---
    The villain has landed.
[19:03] ---
    She hasn't seen you yet. Snooze away.
[19:06] ---
    But you have a boyfriend. I'm so jealous!
[19:09] ---
    Don't be. It's so tiring--a lot of work!
[19:13] ---
    It sounds like bragging when
    you say it with a face like that!
[19:16] ---
    Boyfriends, ha! What a hassle.
[19:20] ---
    But you have one, too, don't you?
[19:24] ---
    You know: You're always
    going home together.
[19:27] ---
    Tall guy--kind of scary.
[19:29] ---
    I've seen you be really
    friendly together, tons of times.
[19:33] ---
    See? I told you that's
    how you two come across.
[19:37] ---
    Lucky him.
[19:39] ---
    With all this girl talk,
    Uzaki might let her true feelings slip.
[19:42] ---
    Oh, him? He's not like that.
[19:46] ---
    I just hang out with him--as a favor.
[19:50] ---
    A-As a favor?
[19:52] ---
    I mean, he is so gloomy!
[19:54] ---
    Not a lot of friends, always on his own...
[19:57] ---
    But I can't let that go--he
    was my high-school senpai.
[20:00] ---
    I just have give him
    some attention, poor thing!
[20:03] ---
    Is she serious?
[20:05] ---
    So actually, I have no choice.
[20:07] ---
    Really?
[20:09] ---
    Yeah, really. He's a handful!
[20:12] ---
    Oh, he's hearing this. For sure.
[20:18] ---
    Honestly. Just saying
    whatever works for her...
[20:22] ---
    Damn.
[20:25] ---
    My sleepiness came back
    after eating lunch.
[20:28] ---
    I never did get any
    sleep during all that...
[20:31] ---
    I'm just going to
    sleep off my indignation.
[20:40] ---
    I knew you were over here!
[20:41] ---
    Senpai, Senpai!
[20:47] ---
    Wow, you really can sleep anywhere, huh?
[20:50] ---
    That's a sloppy,
    thick-skinned guy for you.
[20:54] ---
    I guess I've been keeping him up
    late these past few days.
[20:58] ---
    Ah, well. We have fourth hour together;
    I'll just wait here till he wakes up.
[21:25] ---
    Ha. Delete, delete...
[21:37] ---
    Is this where Hana's been--sleeping?
[21:39] ---
    Fourth hour is about to begin!
[21:42] ---
    Those two, I tell ya.
[21:44] ---
    No matter how much
    they themselves deny it...
[21:48] ---
    That thing about them not dating?
    It hadto be a lie.
[21:51] ---
    Totally.
[21:53] ---
    ...they're thoroughly unconvincing.
[21:56] ---
    Now, which one would be
    funnier to wake up first?
[23:35] ---
    "Next Time"
    "Episode 2: I Want to Make
    Udon After We Hang Out!"