E13 - I Want to Hang Out Together Next Year, Too!

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    Still, that Sakurai...
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    Such a pure soul in that big body--
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    to think he'd get that bad...
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    I mean, he loves my daughter!
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    But...
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    We kind of missed the point of
    getting him drunk, but what he said...
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    'Specially my dad...
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    They're fine bein' all over
    each other right in front of me.
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    Are things not so hot at home?
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    Maybe he's in some really
    unfortunate circumstances...
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    "*Fujio's imagining"
[00:42] ---
    Shinichi! Go buy me some booze, dammit!
[00:45] ---
    Honey, please--stop!
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    Not that I've approved
    his relationship with Hana,
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    but I can go a little easier on the kid.
[00:56] ---
    I'm home! Bought us some more provisions.
[01:00] ---
    What the--?
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    What the heck is going on here?!
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    You have to be more gentle, Hana.
[01:12] ---
    That's right, Hana. Handle him with care!
[01:16] ---
    Okay. I'll strip him gently.
[01:20] ---
    No! That's not the
    "going easier on him" I had in mind!
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    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:56] ---
    "Episode 13: I Want to Hang Out
    Together Next Year, Too!"
[02:57] ---
    A half-hour before
    the hellscape Fujio witnessed...
[03:06] ---
    Senpai, that's three L's in a row!
[03:09] ---
    I know you're drunk,
    but you super suck at this!
[03:13] ---
    Sorry, I suck...
[03:15] ---
    Well, I'm not about
    to let you get away with it!
[03:19] ---
    She's an absolute demon!
[03:21] ---
    --Okay, time for round four!
    --Uh, hang on...
[03:24] ---
    What's up?
[03:25] ---
    Shouldn't you impose a little
    something before the next hand?
[03:30] ---
    You know... a penalty?
[03:35] ---
    Indeed.
[03:36] ---
    Hana was also plenty drunk.
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    Good.
[03:40] ---
    Yanagi wasn't especially drunk at all.
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    So what'll it be?
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    Strip him?
[03:47] ---
    Let's strip him.
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    An instant reply.
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    Strip him... take pictures...
    sell 'em to Ami.
[03:54] ---
    She does seem likely
    to pay good money, yeah.
[03:58] ---
    Drunk Hana is plenty fun herself!
[04:01] ---
    My daughters have picked up
    some nasty games...
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    I must stop them!
[04:07] ---
    S-Say, you two!
[04:09] ---
    I'm home! Bought us some more provisions.
[04:12] ---
    What the--?
[04:13] ---
    And we're all caught up!
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    What even is this hellscape?!
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    No, Fujio--calm down!
[04:23] ---
    You calm down!
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    Hana's drunk and out of control,
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    Sakurai's totally defenseless,
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    and Yanagi's engrossed in camera angles.
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    You should have stopped them!
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    The least I can do to make amends
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    is make sure his stripped
    clothes don't get wrinkled.
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    Seriously, what are you saying?!
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    In fact, Tsuki, too, was drunk.
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    Can't get his pants off.
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    Lift your knees a little there, Senpai.
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    Stop that!
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    We can't hurt his poor heart
    any more than it already is!
[05:03] ---
    You okay, Sakurai-kun?
[05:05] ---
    Yeah... more or less.
[05:09] ---
    Hana seems to have sobered up.
[05:12] ---
    A train's out of the
    question--should I call a cab?
[05:16] ---
    Sorry to trouble you...
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    No, not at all.
[05:20] ---
    I gave him too much
    to drink, strategy or no.
[05:27] ---
    I'll go with him. You come, too, Dad.
[05:31] ---
    Senpai's big--if he passes out,
    I'm in trouble.
[05:33] ---
    G-Got it.
[05:37] ---
    Thanks for having me...
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    Good night.
[05:41] ---
    Later, Mr. Senpai!
[05:44] ---
    Are you all right, Senpai?
[05:46] ---
    Yeah, fine. I don't feel sick.
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    You're not still mad, are you, Dad?
[06:00] ---
    I'm not mad. And I'm sorry--both of you.
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    Come hang out again,
    whether at our house or the gym.
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    Dad!
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    Fuji...
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    I already knew he was a good guy.
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    Who knows what's down the road,
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    but Hana seems to have
    enjoyed herself, anyway.
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    I'll call it good.
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    We got through it, Sakurai!
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    Okay, Dad, wait here a sec.
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    C'mon, Senpai--you're home.
[06:47] ---
    Can you sleep like this for tonight?
[06:50] ---
    Yeah.
[06:51] ---
    Sheesh, you really are
    hopeless without me. Ha-ha.
[06:57] ---
    I'm sorry...
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    I'll do things right...
    I really will do things right...
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    So I don't make trouble for you...
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    You... You can make
    all the trouble you like.
[07:29] ---
    Uzaki...
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    Sen... pai...
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    Man, what's taking Hana so long?
[07:49] ---
    Kiri...
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    Can we come over your house?
[07:54] ---
    Absolutely not, you hear me?!
[07:58] ---
    But I can, right, Kiri?
[08:01] ---
    What's with the casual hand
    on my shoulder, huh?
[08:27] ---
    Senpai?
[08:58] ---
    Holy crap, that startled me!
[09:01] ---
    The sheer timing on that sudden collapse!
[09:04] ---
    Given who Senpai is,
    I'm sure it was a coincidence...
[09:08] ---
    Still, what a shock!
[09:11] ---
    Is Sakurai-kun all right, Hana?
[09:16] ---
    He collapsed on the way to his room,
    so I covered him with a futon.
[09:20] ---
    O-Oh, okay. He sure
    did drink his fair share.
[09:25] ---
    Whose fault was that?
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    Busted!
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    Uh-oh.
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    We've got work tomorrow.
    How am I even going to face him?
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    "Closed"
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    Not sure I can face this, either.
[09:45] ---
    What's up, Ami? Did something good happen?
[09:49] ---
    You could say that!
[09:51] ---
    Y-Yanagi! She actually sent those?!
[09:54] ---
    It's not what you think!
    We were drunk, and--
[10:00] ---
    Senpai in various states of
    undress--from all different angles!
[10:03] ---
    All I ever wanted was for you two
    to have a good Christmas.
[10:07] ---
    I couldn't be more grateful for the
    magnificence you've shared with me.
[10:12] ---
    It's not much, but...
[10:13] ---
    She's actually paying?!
[10:17] ---
    Ami, shouldn't someone
    who wants her own café someday
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    think a little harder about
    how she uses her money?
[10:26] ---
    I suppose...
[10:28] ---
    It really isn't much once
    you give Yanagi her share.
[10:30] ---
    That's how you think?!
[10:33] ---
    See, Hana, the thing is...
[10:35] ---
    It's not money I like--it's
    increasing profits.
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    I like efforts to boost performance.
[10:45] ---
    I do think it's important
    to use money in the right way.
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    Keeps the ol' economy running.
[10:51] ---
    And shelling out for Senpai's underwear
    shots is the right way to spend money?
[10:56] ---
    Yes, it is.
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    Not the slightest hesitation!
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    Therefore, I'm free to
    spend money on whatever I like!
[11:05] ---
    My tastes and my wanting
    to show my gratitude
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    are two entirely separate
    issues--in two different genres!
[11:11] ---
    So here!
[11:13] ---
    I know you're insisting, but I can't!
[11:15] ---
    And... is there even more now?
[11:18] ---
    I forgot Sakurai's share.
[11:20] ---
    Now that's being too conscientious!
[11:24] ---
    Good morning!
[11:27] ---
    Why all the shouting, Uzaki?
[11:30] ---
    S-Senpai...
[11:34] ---
    Hey, Uzaki...
[11:35] ---
    Y-Yes?
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    About yesterday...
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    My memory's a total blank.
[11:45] ---
    Did I... do anything?
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    If I did something untoward, or--
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    What the hell?! How did this happen?
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    You did all that,
    and you still don't remember?
[12:04] ---
    Not that I'm one to talk.
[12:06] ---
    I really don't remember a thing!
[12:08] ---
    Wait--seriously, what even is this?
[12:10] ---
    All these angles of me being undressed?!
[12:13] ---
    Not this same old shtick again!
[12:16] ---
    How does he think I feel?
[12:20] ---
    I might actually be better off
    not remembering this...
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    Would it jog your memory to reconstruct
    the scene by stripping right here?
[12:27] ---
    I'm good.
[12:28] ---
    Ugh!
[12:31] ---
    "Closed"
[12:32] ---
    Shall we get the café ready for opening?
[12:35] ---
    Oh, right.
[12:36] ---
    Okay.
[12:38] ---
    I guess... if he doesn't remember...
[12:42] ---
    Well, that's a bit of a relief.
[12:45] ---
    So we're back to normal, then?
[12:50] ---
    Senpai?
[12:52] ---
    What are you doing for New Year's?
[12:54] ---
    Oh, right. Itsuhito suggested
    we all do the first shrine visit together.
[12:59] ---
    Hey, nice!
[13:03] ---
    Yeah... it is.
[13:07] ---
    I'll get in touch with Itsuhito, then.
[13:11] ---
    Thanks!
[13:14] ---
    Well, see you later, Senpai.
[13:16] ---
    Yep. Take care.
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    Like I could have forgotten that...
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    This year went by in the blink of an eye.
[14:16] ---
    Probably because, unlike last year,
    I spent the whole time
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    hanging out with you
    to keep you from being a loner--
[14:24] ---
    What gives, Senpai?
    Why are you staring at my face?
[14:28] ---
    Hey, Senpai, why are you
    still wiping that same spot?
[14:33] ---
    This is our last day of work this year.
    Do it right, would you?
[14:40] ---
    Well, Senpai... Happy New Year!
[14:42] ---
    Oh, but I'll see you again
    tonight for the shrine visit.
[14:56] ---
    Ow...
[14:57] ---
    That was awful.
    You're less focused than last time.
[15:01] ---
    It's even more of
    a brute-strength judo now.
[15:04] ---
    Like you want to lash out at
    someone--doesn't matter who.
[15:09] ---
    Something on your mind again, eh?
[15:12] ---
    Like... I know:
[15:15] ---
    the girl you'd dragged
    into your room, maybe?!
[15:21] ---
    So infuriatingly perceptive.
[15:23] ---
    This is why I hate coming home!
[15:25] ---
    You'll never inherit
    the dojo doing stuff like that.
[15:28] ---
    I wouldn't inherit it,
    anyway--I don't have the chops.
[15:32] ---
    I'm just exercising here because
    my gym's closed for New Year's.
[15:35] ---
    Why, you little...
[15:37] ---
    I mean, I did know you
    weren't big on judo and all.
[15:42] ---
    Hell, I just inherited it
    from your mom's family.
[15:44] ---
    I wasn't what you'd
    call enthusiastic about it.
[15:47] ---
    But teaching li'l
    munchkins isn't half bad!
[15:51] ---
    They're all like, "Sensei, Sensei!"
[15:53] ---
    Doesn't sound like you.
[15:55] ---
    It'd sure make the job-hunt a lot easier.
[15:59] ---
    That is appealing, I admit...
[16:01] ---
    Well, we're not there just yet.
[16:03] ---
    You'll never throw me or your mother
    with that brute strength alone.
[16:07] ---
    If you're looking to topple a girl,
    though, it'd be highly effective!
[16:13] ---
    This is a man who stepped on
    a gigantic landmine.
[16:17] ---
    Nice sneak attack...
[16:20] ---
    Shut up! Such a vulgar
    father--and so loud about it!
[16:23] ---
    Still, kicking your father like that...
[16:28] ---
    Who do you think you are?!
[16:33] ---
    I'll show you there's no such thing
    as a son who's better than his dad!
[16:37] ---
    Shut up!
[16:38] ---
    What's all this?
[16:40] ---
    Fighting--and on
    New Year's Eve, of all days?
[16:44] ---
    Shinichi, don't you have plans for
    a shrine visit and the first sunrise?
[16:49] ---
    Don't blame me if you get hurt.
[17:05] ---
    Sakurai!
[17:08] ---
    Hey.
[17:10] ---
    Here's to another year.
[17:11] ---
    Happy New Year.
[17:14] ---
    H-Happy New Year.
[17:16] ---
    You too, Itsuhito.
[17:20] ---
    Now, the reason we
    three are meeting early...
[17:23] ---
    You wanted to talk--privately?
[17:25] ---
    Yeah...
[17:28] ---
    Um... keep this among us, okay?
[17:31] ---
    I'm looking for some advice.
[17:34] ---
    I just happened to learn
    a certain something.
[17:37] ---
    I've been fretting
    about it alone all this time,
[17:40] ---
    but I just can't seem to put it to rest.
[17:43] ---
    I have no idea where it's headed,
[17:45] ---
    what the conclusion--or answer--could be.
[17:48] ---
    So you're bothered by a certain something
[17:52] ---
    you came to hear entirely unintentionally.
[17:56] ---
    Is that about right?
[17:57] ---
    Y-Yes.
[17:59] ---
    What'd you hear?
[18:01] ---
    W-Well, uh...
[18:04] ---
    That Uzaki... actually, uh...
[18:07] ---
    ...likes me... apparently.
[18:14] ---
    Sak.
[18:17] ---
    All of us knew that.
[18:19] ---
    We did.
[18:20] ---
    What?! You did? What--all of you?
[18:23] ---
    Yeah, everyone.
[18:25] ---
    Ami, the café regulars--everyone.
[18:28] ---
    The only one who didn't know is you.
[18:30] ---
    No way!
[18:32] ---
    But never mind that.
[18:34] ---
    Now that you know this big important
    thing, what are you gonna do?
[18:38] ---
    Do? What--I mean...
[18:40] ---
    Don't give me that!
[18:42] ---
    You probably thought you could pretend
    you heard nothing and let this slide,
[18:46] ---
    but you can't!
[18:47] ---
    How'd you know?!
[18:49] ---
    How could I not?
[18:50] ---
    Sak, are you really
    okay doing nothing here,
[18:55] ---
    not even a change in attitude?
[18:57] ---
    Well...
[18:59] ---
    You already have
    your conclusion, don't you?
[19:02] ---
    Bothering you so much
    that you need advice--
[19:06] ---
    you're just fishing for
    a result that suits you better.
[19:11] ---
    You can't unring that bell.
[19:14] ---
    The key here is what you do next.
[19:17] ---
    No: What do you want to do, Sak?
[19:25] ---
    What do I want to do?
[19:29] ---
    It's not fair to Uzaki--
[19:31] ---
    secretly learning how she feels,
    then deciding what to do with myself?
[19:37] ---
    Only a coward would do that!
[19:39] ---
    Poor Uzaki! I'm better off doing nothing!
[19:43] ---
    That's what a guy who'd actually
    been doing something would say!
[19:48] ---
    You've never done anything!
[19:50] ---
    That's true!
[19:54] ---
    Sorry to spoil the fun, but it
    looks like Ami and Hana are here.
[19:59] ---
    Let's stop there.
[20:01] ---
    Okay...
[20:03] ---
    There's still a lot I want to say, Sak,
    but for now, I'll just say one thing.
[20:08] ---
    Itsuhito?
[20:10] ---
    You have my full support.
    Just say the word.
[20:13] ---
    Same here.
[20:15] ---
    So, uh... good luck.
[20:19] ---
    Thanks.
[20:21] ---
    I did decide to do the right thing.
[20:24] ---
    I'll face this head on--no running away.
[20:26] ---
    Senpai! Over here!
[20:34] ---
    All that fretting, not being able
    to talk about it with anyone...
[20:39] ---
    I'm sorry I'm so pitiful,
    only taking action after I'm told to.
[20:44] ---
    I apologize for being so unfair.
[20:48] ---
    Here's to another great year, Senpai.
[20:53] ---
    Yeah.
[20:55] ---
    I've thought and thought about this,
    and there's only one answer:
[21:02] ---
    You okay, Uzaki?
[21:04] ---
    I'll save our spot;
    you go warm yourself up.
[21:09] ---
    Aren't you being nice.
[21:12] ---
    I-I am not, either!
[21:14] ---
    Why are you mad?
[21:18] ---
    I want to have
    the confidence to tell you...
[21:22] ---
    Here it comes! Senpai, Senpai!
[21:24] ---
    Look: the first sunrise!
[21:27] ---
    Yeah...
[21:33] ---
    ...that I like you.
[21:39] ---
    S-Senpai?
[21:41] ---
    U-Uzaki...
[21:43] ---
    Y-Yes?
[21:45] ---
    I, um... I...
[21:52] ---
    No, not yet.
[21:57] ---
    We've still got lots of hanging-out to do!
[22:01] ---
    Yeah!
[22:04] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[22:04] ---
    We'll hang out tons
    this year, too, Senpai!
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