E12 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!

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[00:05] ---
    I can't hang out with you anymore.
[00:08] ---
    Huh?
[00:10] ---
    I... I did something
    that can't be undone. Again.
[00:15] ---
    Now just calm down and tell me why. Okay?
[00:19] ---
    But... I don't want to be a bother...
[00:22] ---
    Idiot. Who cares about that now?
    If there's anything I can do, I'll do it!
[00:29] ---
    Senpai...
[00:31] ---
    Did you just say you'd do anything?
[00:36] ---
    Well, that's not--
[00:38] ---
    What's with that face?
[00:40] ---
    I discovered I hadn't even touched that report
    I had for homework over summer break!
[00:46] ---
    What?
[00:47] ---
    Same screw-up as last year!
[00:50] ---
    Why do college students still
    get summer homework, anyway?
[00:56] ---
    Now my mom's mad,
    my little brother's teasing me--it's awful!
[01:02] ---
    Hey! Why'd you close the door?!
[01:04] ---
    If you want me to hang out with you
    this summer, help me with my report!
[01:08] ---
    Shut up! Do it yourself!
[01:11] ---
    Oh, c'mon! Please? Senpai!
[01:14] ---
    Senpai! Open up! Senpai!
[01:15] ---
    She really is hopeless.
[01:26] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:49] ---
    "Episode 12: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!"
[02:54] ---
    That's Hana, all right.
[02:56] ---
    It's not funny.
[02:58] ---
    She's getting more comfortable by the day.
[03:01] ---
    I'm telling you; she must have been
    hiding her claws way back when.
[03:05] ---
    Meow.
[03:06] ---
    I see...
[03:08] ---
    Oh, boss, let me handle the heavy stuff.
[03:11] ---
    Please. This is nothing.
[03:17] ---
    Boss!
[03:20] ---
    Threw out your back, huh?
    That hasn't happened in a while.
[03:24] ---
    W-We'll close for today.
    I'll get to the chiropractor.
[03:32] ---
    I guess we have no choice.
[03:34] ---
    Who has a driver's license?
[03:37] ---
    I do.
[03:37] ---
    I'm making an appointment at the clinic.
[03:40] ---
    Could you take Dad there in our car?
[03:43] ---
    Hana, you and I will close up.
[03:45] ---
    Got it.
[03:45] ---
    Got it.
[03:47] ---
    Or...
[03:49] ---
    I could be manager for a day.
[03:54] ---
    And I'll come back to find
    my café's been hijacked. Close it.
[04:01] ---
    "Closed"
[04:03] ---
    Thanks for cleaning up.
[04:06] ---
    Here. It's on the house.
[04:07] ---
    Yay! Thank you!
[04:12] ---
    How's it compare to Dad's?
[04:14] ---
    It's good!
[04:16] ---
    I like the depth of flavor in his coffee,
    but I like the fresh taste of yours, too.
[04:22] ---
    Will you inherit the café one day?
[04:25] ---
    Inherit it? Yeah, I'd like that.
[04:27] ---
    Or... take it, maybe?
[04:30] ---
    Why reword it to sound so threatening?
[04:34] ---
    It won't be happening anytime soon, though.
[04:37] ---
    There's so much I still need
    to be able to run a business.
[04:41] ---
    A driver's license, for one thing.
[04:43] ---
    "Chiropractic Clinic"
[04:45] ---
    Thank goodness Sakurai was around today.
[04:55] ---
    He's always been like that:
    surly but accommodating.
[04:59] ---
    Don't be afraid to use him.
[05:01] ---
    He's not a tool, Hana--
[05:04] ---
    Huh?
[05:05] ---
    What's wrong?
[05:07] ---
    Nothing.
[05:09] ---
    What were you two like in high school, anyway?
[05:13] ---
    Eh?
[05:14] ---
    You were in the swim club together, right?
[05:16] ---
    Did you flirt--er,
    hang out then like you do now?
[05:19] ---
    Oh, we actually started hanging out
    a little after we started college.
[05:25] ---
    Huh! That's a tad surprising.
[05:29] ---
    We only saw each other
    for club business in high school.
[05:32] ---
    Even the first time we met--
[05:34] ---
    Let's see... it was...
[05:36] ---
    The swim club?
[05:38] ---
    I'm not much of a swimmer...
[05:41] ---
    No, no--you'd be a manager!
[05:43] ---
    You're not in any club, are you?
    We can both join!
[05:46] ---
    I know some cute third-years
    there from middle school. C'mon!
[05:50] ---
    I don't know...
[05:53] ---
    Please! I'm too chicken to go alone!
[05:56] ---
    What the heck?
[06:00] ---
    We have two first-year
    managers joining us today.
[06:04] ---
    Look after them, all right?
[06:08] ---
    Calm down! Ugh, pathetic!
[06:11] ---
    As you can see, we're a pretty big bunch.
[06:14] ---
    It won't be easy, but do your best.
[06:16] ---
    Okay!
[06:17] ---
    Uh-huh.
[06:19] ---
    This third-year manager will show you the ropes.
[06:23] ---
    Thanks!
[06:24] ---
    Sure thing.
[06:26] ---
    Welcome!
[06:27] ---
    Thanks for having us.
[06:30] ---
    Let me explain what you'll be doing.
[06:32] ---
    Mornin'!
[06:33] ---
    Ah, Sakurai.
[06:35] ---
    Sorry I'm late. I was cleanin' up.
[06:37] ---
    We've got two new first-year managers today.
[06:41] ---
    Yeah? That's somethin'.
[06:43] ---
    N-Nice to meet y--
[06:47] ---
    Hey. I'm Sakurai. Second-year.
[06:53] ---
    I'm gonna go warm up.
[06:54] ---
    Good luck!
[06:56] ---
    S-So scary! Those eyes--too fierce!
[07:01] ---
    We have upperclassmen like that?!
[07:03] ---
    It's my first day, and I'm ready to quit!
[07:05] ---
    He's so frightening! Just... yikes!
[07:09] ---
    Hana?
[07:11] ---
    So, yeah, that first impression was the pits.
[07:15] ---
    Huh! His eyes never
    really bothered me all that much.
[07:21] ---
    But as you know, he's a serious,
    earnest person at heart.
[07:27] ---
    Attaboy, Sakurai! That's a new record!
[07:29] ---
    Thanks!
[07:31] ---
    These're heavy. I got this.
[07:33] ---
    Thank you, Sakurai.
[07:35] ---
    Go for a new record! You can do it, Senpai!
[07:40] ---
    Aren't you hungry?
[07:44] ---
    He's just so awkward
    and prone to misunderstandings...
[07:48] ---
    I realized right away
    that he wasn't scary at all.
[07:52] ---
    And so you got friendlier
    and friendlier with Sakurai.
[07:57] ---
    You even started to talk like him.
[08:02] ---
    Huh?
[08:03] ---
    Eh? I mean, you haven't
    been talking slangy with me.
[08:08] ---
    Huh?
[08:09] ---
    Wait, what? Do you only talk
    like that when Sakurai's around?
[08:19] ---
    I-I'll be on my way!
    That's enough remin... reminiscin'!
[08:23] ---
    Oh! I'm sorry! I must have touched a nerve!
[08:27] ---
    Hadn't you noticed?
[08:31] ---
    Goodbye! I'll be...
[08:33] ---
    ...seein' ya!
[08:37] ---
    Did I just dig up a landmine?
[08:39] ---
    Or the greatest treasure around?
[08:47] ---
    Either way, I've got to get her to talk!
[08:53] ---
    I've been thinking:
[08:55] ---
    What's Senpai like when he's drunk?
[09:02] ---
    I realized I've never
    actually seen him like that.
[09:06] ---
    Does he cry? Laugh?
    Get combative? I can't picture it.
[09:10] ---
    Hmm... Usually you reveal
    whatever you've been holding back.
[09:16] ---
    Personally, I'd like him
    to be a strip-naked drunk!
[09:19] ---
    That's personal, all right.
[09:23] ---
    Sakurai can hold his liquor,
    so he might not get drunk at all.
[09:27] ---
    Sak's no lightweight, but he does get drunk.
[09:31] ---
    He just knows his limits and sticks to them.
[09:35] ---
    Aha! So one of Senpai's rare
    friends has seen him drunk!
[09:41] ---
    "Rare friends"? Jeez...
[09:43] ---
    So what was he like?
    How much does he have to put away?
[09:48] ---
    Hey, are you trying to go
    after Sak while he's asleep?
[09:52] ---
    No. I hate that he's seen
    my booze-related screw-ups.
[09:56] ---
    I'm trying to drag him down with me.
[09:59] ---
    I mean, I think you had it coming...
[10:01] ---
    C'mon, please! This is the perfect time
    for scheming, with Senpai off work!
[10:07] ---
    I guess you can't cause too much trouble.
[10:13] ---
    But she could cause some fun.
[10:15] ---
    Hooray! Thanks a ton!
[10:18] ---
    We'll need to set up a drinking party.
[10:20] ---
    What's a good time?
[10:22] ---
    Given how it went with you last time,
    Ami, I think I'll go it alone.
[10:31] ---
    Oh, no! Hana's mad at me!
[10:34] ---
    Whatever did you do to make
    Hana shut you out, daughter of mine?
[10:43] ---
    Hey, you're here! Come on in.
[10:45] ---
    H-Hey there...
[10:48] ---
    Why'd you want to come over
    to drink all of a sudden?
[10:51] ---
    Don't tell me...
[10:53] ---
    I-I finished my report, okay?
[10:55] ---
    Oh, you did? Well, that's good.
[10:58] ---
    Let's go all-out today!
    I'll handle the cooking, see?
[11:05] ---
    The going-home's the hard part with Sak,
    so he rarely drinks when he's out.
[11:09] ---
    Which means he'll lower
    his guard if he's at home.
[11:12] ---
    Phase 1: check!
[11:15] ---
    Wow... You really are a great cook, Uzaki.
[11:21] ---
    Go on, eat up!
[11:23] ---
    Don't mind if I do.
[11:25] ---
    Who knew you could make chili shrimp at home?
[11:31] ---
    Yum! You're a real pro!
[11:34] ---
    Now that is an exaggeration.
[11:39] ---
    Put out spicy snacks with
    a lot of flavor to keep him drinking.
[11:43] ---
    And then...
SIGN    "They Attack in Packs!" "Massive!" "The Original Shark Movie!"
[11:45] ---
    I rented some DVDs, Senpai. Wanna watch?
[11:48] ---
    We've got five different killer-shark flicks!
[11:50] ---
    Ooh!
[11:52] ---
    Distract him from his drinking
    so he won't think about how much he's having.
[11:58] ---
    Phases 2 and 3: check!
[12:04] ---
    And since Sak tends to match
    or beat whoever he's with,
[12:07] ---
    if you're drinking,
    he'll naturally keep drinking, too.
[12:10] ---
    Pretend you're drinking... just pretend...
[12:14] ---
    Here, Senpai. Have some more!
[12:16] ---
    Thanks!
[12:26] ---
    Now for the main event, Senpai!
[12:26] ---
    "Don't drink too much or
    make anyone else drink too much"
[12:30] ---
    When Sak's drunk, he's useless.
[12:33] ---
    Useless?
[12:35] ---
    He can hold a conversation of sorts,
    but his judgment is way off.
[12:39] ---
    And he starts looking
    really sloppy, too. Sloppy Sak.
[12:44] ---
    Oho!
[12:45] ---
    That's pretty useless, all right!
[12:47] ---
    You seem happy.
[12:49] ---
    In that state, Sak can't lie--and
    forget trying to be cool.
[12:53] ---
    His mental defenses are zero!
[12:58] ---
    He's big on minding his limits because
    he doesn't want to show that side to anyone.
[13:05] ---
    You sure do look like
    you're feeling no pain, Senpai.
[13:11] ---
    Cut that out...
[13:15] ---
    I'd never even dreamed
    of this level of vulnerability!
[13:19] ---
    Uzaki...
[13:21] ---
    What's up?
[13:22] ---
    Y'know... thanks... for all your cooking.
[13:30] ---
    Oh, is that where you're going?
[13:32] ---
    Though I'd be happier if you could give me
    your honest opinions without the alcohol.
[13:39] ---
    Can't do that... too shy.
[13:43] ---
    So you've been holding back?
[13:45] ---
    Well, here's your chance to come out
    with allll the stuff you couldn't say before!
[13:52] ---
    Love...
[14:06] ---
    ...your cooking...
[14:27] ---
    I stopped by to see how it was going.
[14:33] ---
    Good thing I told Uzaki
    to leave the door unlocked.
[14:37] ---
    Hey, Sak, you okay?
[14:41] ---
    Itsuhito? What are you...
[14:44] ---
    Don't worry about that.
[14:45] ---
    Look, I laid out your futon. Get in there.
[14:49] ---
    'Kay...
[14:55] ---
    You should be under covers, too, Uzaki.
[15:06] ---
    Sleep easy. I'll lock up.
[15:09] ---
    Yeah... thanks...
[15:15] ---
    Sweet dreams.
[15:18] ---
    Something...
[15:20] ---
    ...is weird about this...
[15:24] ---
    But what?
[15:24] ---
    But what?
[15:47] ---
    Why is she in my futon?
[15:47] ---
    Why is he in my futon?
[15:54] ---
    Hmm. I see.
[15:57] ---
    So neither of you remember
    anything about last night.
[16:02] ---
    Right...
[16:04] ---
    You didn't have to come in
    on your day off, you know.
[16:08] ---
    I had my suspicions and gave them today off.
[16:12] ---
    W-Well, why don't you try remembering
    things in order, one by one?
[16:17] ---
    One by one?
[16:17] ---
    One by one?
[16:20] ---
    I definitely remember making dinner...
[16:24] ---
    And eating and drinking while we watched movies.
[16:27] ---
    A crazed shark slammed
    into the hero of the third movie,
[16:32] ---
    who then got reincarnated into some other world.
[16:34] ---
    I was like, "He's crazy strong!"
[16:37] ---
    I think that's all I can remember...
[16:40] ---
    What kind of movie is that?
[16:42] ---
    After that... I enjoyed Senpai's
    pitiful tipsiness for a while.
[16:48] ---
    Hey!
[16:48] ---
    I get the sense it was extremely amusing.
[16:51] ---
    Hey!
[16:52] ---
    And when I woke up,
    we were in the same futon somehow.
[16:58] ---
    "Closed"
[17:00] ---
    Apologies. Could you say that again?
[17:03] ---
    We're listening closely this time.
[17:06] ---
    Talk about an obvious bribe!
[17:08] ---
    You heard me the first time!
[17:13] ---
    When I woke up, Uzaki was beside me.
[17:16] ---
    Did they do it?!
[17:18] ---
    Shinichi!
[17:19] ---
    We didn't do anything!
    I really can't remember at all!
[17:24] ---
    If you don't remember,
    you can't be sure you didn't do anything.
[17:28] ---
    Right?
[17:30] ---
    These two really are a pain at times like this.
[17:33] ---
    W-Well, I was there, and I'm saying
    nothing happened! Isn't that enough?
[17:37] ---
    Two young people and nothing happened?!
    That's the problem here!
[17:42] ---
    You're mad at me?!
[17:44] ---
    Tell them, Uzaki!
    You were up longer than me, right?
[17:49] ---
    I'm trying to remember...
[17:52] ---
    It's all so fuzzy. I can't say for sure that I--
[18:01] ---
    Love...
[18:04] ---
    Why are you grinning?!
[18:06] ---
    Was I?
[18:10] ---
    You don't actually remember
    anything from last night, do you?
[18:15] ---
    Something definitely happened.
[18:17] ---
    Something good. And yet...
[18:21] ---
    All we can do is imagine whatever
    marvelous event it could have been!
[18:25] ---
    I should have joined them--even
    if I had to force my way in!
[18:29] ---
    Why is my daughter like this?
[18:33] ---
    Please let me tag along next time!
[18:36] ---
    Uh, yeah, sure.
[18:38] ---
    At your place again!
[18:40] ---
    What for?
[18:42] ---
    Buy a guest futon, would you?
[18:44] ---
    How about you go home?
[18:46] ---
    Hey, how about we do it again today?
    Two nights in a row!
[18:51] ---
    Huh?
[18:52] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Classes start again tomorrow.
[18:57] ---
    Huh?
[18:58] ---
    "Huh" nothing.
[19:01] ---
    Aha. I see. Huh.
[19:04] ---
    So that means...
[19:06] ---
    Summer break... is over?
[19:09] ---
    That's right.
[19:11] ---
    She's acting like it's the end of the world.
[19:14] ---
    Did you seriously just realize this?
[19:17] ---
    Then I guess... I'll just be
    sleeping until winter break...
[19:24] ---
    Is hanging out the only
    thing you ever think about?
[19:33] ---
    Hana! Time to wake up!
[19:37] ---
    Okay...
[19:43] ---
    Morning...
[20:00] ---
    Mom, Hana's looking even more dopey than usual.
[20:06] ---
    Shut it, Kiri.
[20:08] ---
    Here.
[20:09] ---
    Strong coffee for
    your first day back at college.
[20:13] ---
    Perk up a little, would you?
[20:15] ---
    Yeah...
[20:16] ---
    Some college student.
    What an aggravating big sis.
[20:21] ---
    See you later.
[20:28] ---
    "Super Huge"
[20:31] ---
    Huh?
[20:36] ---
    Good morning, Senpai!
[20:38] ---
    Oh, Uzaki. Morning.
[20:42] ---
    You actually came to campus.
    I was sure you'd whine and moan about it again.
[20:47] ---
    Who do you think I am?
[20:50] ---
    Although I'm still feeling about
    90 percent of that end-of-summer shock.
[20:56] ---
    You're not over it at all!
[20:58] ---
    We didn't hang out nearly enough!
[21:01] ---
    If it were always summer,
    I could hang out with you so much more.
[21:06] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[21:09] ---
    Harsh!
[21:11] ---
    Senpai! You need to
    consider a woman's feelings--
[21:15] ---
    It doesn't have to be summer.
    We can hang out whenever.
[21:18] ---
    We'll always be together.
[21:26] ---
    Huh? What is it, Uzaki?
[21:35] ---
    Wait! No--no, wait!
[21:37] ---
    What I meant was that we still have
    plenty of time before we graduate!
[21:42] ---
    Not... whatever you were thinking!
[21:46] ---
    Oh? And whatever was I thinking, hmm?
[21:50] ---
    Damn you...
[21:52] ---
    If you want to hang out with me so badly,
    I guess I'll have to oblige!
[21:57] ---
    You can thank me now, Senpai!
[22:01] ---
    Argh! You know what you are?
[22:06] ---
    Annoying as hell!
[22:07] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[22:09] ---
    C'mon, Senpai--let's go hang out!