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E11 - Does Sakurai Want to Hang Out, Too?

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[00:05] ---
    Are you gonna be home today, Senpai?
[00:07] ---
    Can I come over?
[00:10] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[00:11] ---
    Great! I'll be right there.
[00:16] ---
    Uzaki's everyday visits have become a habit.
[00:20] ---
    Whatever. I'm done fighting it.
[00:23] ---
    But...
[00:25] ---
    ...she always leaves her junk here!
[00:30] ---
    I'm going to have to say something.
[00:37] ---
    There she is, the jerk.
[00:41] ---
    Check out the jumbo beanbag
    I bought today, Senpai!
[00:45] ---
    See? It's a big ol' frog!
[00:47] ---
    It's way too big!
[00:48] ---
    But it comes with a little frog!
[00:51] ---
    Okay, that's cute... but still!
[01:01] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:24] ---
    "Episode 11: Does Sakurai
    Want to Hang Out, Too?"
[02:26] ---
    What's your take on this place?
[02:29] ---
    My take? Oh, like spiritually?
[02:32] ---
    Don't sweat it. The person
    behind you is just passing through.
[02:38] ---
    That's not what I meant!
    Cut that out--I'm serious!
[02:42] ---
    Your stuff is taking over my apartment!
[02:45] ---
    Start taking some of it home today!
[02:48] ---
    What's with the giant beanbag, anyway?
[02:53] ---
    I mean, I'm always sitting on
    the floor for our gaming marathons.
[02:57] ---
    My butt hurts! Are you okay with that?
[03:02] ---
    Isn't it the host's responsibility
    to make his living space welcoming?
[03:08] ---
    Or would you rather be responsible
    for my butt cramping up?
[03:12] ---
    The nerve...
[03:15] ---
    Therefore, I plead not beanbag-guilty!
[03:18] ---
    Fine. The beanbag can stay.
[03:22] ---
    But!
[03:24] ---
    This is the problem!
[03:26] ---
    Huh! It's really piled up, hasn't it?
[03:29] ---
    Don't pretend it's not on you!
[03:31] ---
    You're going to choose what stays and what goes.
[03:34] ---
    Ugh, what a drag!
[03:36] ---
    And no fun until we're finished.
[03:38] ---
    Aw!
[03:39] ---
    Everything you don't need goes
    in this garbage bag today.
[03:42] ---
    Everything you do need goes home with you.
[03:44] ---
    Fine...
[03:45] ---
    "The 1008 Lousy Cats"
    "Boring D-movie DVD"
[03:46] ---
    This?
[03:47] ---
    Don't need it.
[03:47] ---
    "Paper bags, large and small"
[03:48] ---
    These?
[03:49] ---
    Nope.
[03:49] ---
    "Empty toy capsules"
[03:51] ---
    And these?
[03:51] ---
    Nuh-uh.
[03:52] ---
    See? You don't need any of this!
[03:54] ---
    Don't bring it to my place--throw it away!
[03:56] ---
    Oh, gosh!
[03:58] ---
    Sometimes you can't make up your mind, y'know?
[04:01] ---
    And something that's really been bugging me...
[04:05] ---
    Oh, this?
[04:07] ---
    This is a real laugh!
[04:11] ---
    You blow through this thing here.
[04:15] ---
    Like so.
[04:25] ---
    Well?
[04:27] ---
    Toss it.
[04:28] ---
    What?! But it's funny!
    It'll be a huge hit on Halloween!
[04:33] ---
    Who cares? Besides, you only
    left it here because you didn't need it.
[04:38] ---
    True, true.
[04:40] ---
    That was too easy! I knew you didn't need it!
[04:43] ---
    It's like, sometimes I have to show things
    to you first before it's all settled.
[04:47] ---
    What the hell?!
[04:50] ---
    There we go. Nice and roomy again.
[04:55] ---
    I'm pooped!
[04:56] ---
    It was only some huge chore because you'd
    brought all that crap over.
[05:01] ---
    I know where this is going.
[05:03] ---
    Buying all those extra phone chargers...
    You just don't think, do you?
[05:09] ---
    Yep: it's lecture time.
[05:12] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
[05:14] ---
    Uh, yeah. Sorry.
[05:17] ---
    Say, I'm thirsty. I'm gonna grab a drink!
[05:20] ---
    Hey! Don't you run away from me! I'm not done!
[05:24] ---
    See, you're always... huh?
[05:27] ---
    What's with the bag?
[05:30] ---
    Did you put that in there?
[05:32] ---
    Oh, uh...
[05:33] ---
    No, that's something else.
[05:36] ---
    Are you kidding me?
    Now you're putting your stuff in my fri--
[05:43] ---
    I-Is this...
[05:45] ---
    Oh, gosh!
[05:46] ---
    I thought I'd cook for us today.
    It's been a while.
[05:52] ---
    Uzaki, I... well...
[05:56] ---
    I'm sorry. I shouldn't
    have jumped to conclusions.
[06:01] ---
    Senpai?
[06:02] ---
    Yeah?
[06:03] ---
    What would you like for
    the main dish? Fish or beef?
[06:08] ---
    Fish.
[06:15] ---
    I'm sorry about earlier.
    And... this is really good.
[06:21] ---
    I like this sincerely contrite side of you.
[06:27] ---
    He's so easy.
[06:30] ---
    Sakurai?
[06:32] ---
    Yes?
[06:34] ---
    Want to try your hand at food prep?
[06:36] ---
    Eh?
[06:37] ---
    Why not? It'd be a big help if
    you could handle cooking, too.
[06:42] ---
    Uh, but I--
[06:43] ---
    Oh? You're gonna cook, Senpai? Can you cook?
[06:47] ---
    Are you sure about this?
    It's not as easy as it looks!
[06:52] ---
    I'll do it.
[06:53] ---
    Oh! Will you, now?
[06:55] ---
    Seriously?
[06:56] ---
    You probably think I can't
    cook my way out of a paper bag.
[07:00] ---
    It just so happens I do cook from time to time!
[07:05] ---
    Um... what is this?
[07:08] ---
    Spaghetti Napolitan.
[07:12] ---
    What on earth?
[07:14] ---
    Wow.
[07:16] ---
    I'm sorry. Go on: laugh.
[07:27] ---
    Too much laughing!
[07:29] ---
    I'm just doing what you told me to do!
[07:32] ---
    L-L-Let me go!
[07:35] ---
    Ugh, enough! Quit fighting!
[07:52] ---
    Harder, Senpai...
[07:57] ---
    Yes... you're so good at this, Sakurai...
[08:07] ---
    That's enough! My hands are tired!
[08:10] ---
    Man, kneading udon dough is really hard work!
[08:16] ---
    I was surprised to see you here
    for a crash course in cooking.
[08:20] ---
    Sorry about that.
    I'd intended to do it at my place.
[08:24] ---
    He doesn't have the right tools for the job.
[08:27] ---
    Besides, Mom, you're my cooking instructor!
[08:32] ---
    Thank you in advance.
[08:39] ---
    Just leave it to me. And try to keep up!
[08:44] ---
    You boys and your muscle. Must be nice!
[08:48] ---
    That's one thing this himbo has going for him.
[08:52] ---
    Hana! Hey!
[08:53] ---
    It's okay. I get that all the time.
[08:57] ---
    All the time?
[08:58] ---
    Well... you know.
[09:00] ---
    I apologize for my daughter's nasty mouth.
[09:05] ---
    What's this?
[09:06] ---
    I've been having a normal conversation
    with Sakurai all this time!
[09:09] ---
    But how?
[09:12] ---
    Oh, I see! Sakurai's gaze is focused
    on the udon--his eyes aren't frightening!
[09:19] ---
    When I can't see those eyes of his,
    he's well-mannered and actually easy to talk to!
[09:25] ---
    I'm sorry about everything, Sakurai.
[09:27] ---
    Huh? It's fine, really.
[09:33] ---
    Let the dough sit for about 20 minutes.
[09:36] ---
    I have laundry to put away, so...
[09:39] ---
    I'll leave the rest to you youngsters.
[09:46] ---
    Want something to drink, Senpai?
    I bet you got a little sweaty.
[09:50] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[09:55] ---
    Cats.
[10:00] ---
    I was anxious at first, but I managed
    to hold a proper conversation with Sakurai.
[10:04] ---
    He really is a serious and kind person,
    just like the people at his job said.
[10:09] ---
    And now I know I'm fine
    as long as I don't look at his eyes.
[10:13] ---
    Yes, I've made great strides today.
[10:16] ---
    And just think: a boy wanting
    to learn how to cook!
[10:20] ---
    Kids these days. He'll make a great husband!
[10:25] ---
    I'm telling you, Senpai, it's fine. Go ahead!
[10:28] ---
    You did say you wanted to get some petting in.
[10:30] ---
    Petting?!
[10:33] ---
    Not with high-alert mode still active.
[10:36] ---
    I'd hate to scare anyone off.
[10:38] ---
    I-I-I-I mean, I am scared, but-but-but I never--
[10:43] ---
    It's fine! I saw that one
    sneaking peeks at you. She's interested!
[10:48] ---
    I... I was looking at him,
    sure--but not like that!
[10:51] ---
    You just gotta go for it! Bam!
[10:53] ---
    Hana?!
[10:54] ---
    No--I should be more of a gentleman.
[10:58] ---
    Sakurai?!
[10:59] ---
    Uh-oh--I might just be warming up to all this!
[11:03] ---
    I just do not understand kids these days!
[11:05] ---
    And why is Hana trying
    to pimp out her own mother?!
[11:10] ---
    No. I can't give up. There's still time!
[11:15] ---
    I'm back...
[11:17] ---
    I have to put these kids on the right
    path--show them the error of their ways!
[11:22] ---
    Let's... get the udon boiling... shall we?
[11:26] ---
    That is an adult's duty!
[11:33] ---
    Homemade's the best!
[11:34] ---
    Right?!
[11:41] ---
    It really is your treat today?
[11:43] ---
    Sure is--as thanks for the cooking lessons.
[11:47] ---
    All riiight! I've been thinking
    about rock-climbing for a while now.
[11:52] ---
    Glad to hear it.
[11:54] ---
    That recent dip in the ocean reminded me
    how fun it is to get my body moving.
[11:59] ---
    I see. Most pick-up
    sports tend to be ball games,
[12:04] ---
    but rock-climbing really
    has you using your muscles.
[12:08] ---
    Your strength control is all over the place!
[12:11] ---
    Phrasing!
[12:13] ---
    In rock climbing,
[12:15] ---
    you use these holds
    to move up this climbing wall.
[12:18] ---
    The general rule is to
    start from a hold labeled S
[12:20] ---
    and climb to another
    labeled G in the same color.
[12:25] ---
    You'll start out with holds
    meant for all four limbs.
[12:29] ---
    Look for the same color labels
    as you make your way up.
[12:36] ---
    Looking good!
[12:46] ---
    Okay!
[12:47] ---
    Good job up there. How'd it feel?
[12:51] ---
    That was fun!
[12:53] ---
    I'm dying here!
[12:56] ---
    Complete opposites...
[12:58] ---
    I couldn't even... think...
    my muscles... at their limit... so quickly...
[13:05] ---
    Enough...
[13:07] ---
    I don't know about this sport...
[13:10] ---
    No? I'm starting to enjoy myself.
[13:13] ---
    Oh, I bet. Your face is just
    glowing with vitality. Ticks me off.
[13:16] ---
    See, I knew you didn't get a lot of exercise.
[13:21] ---
    You're the weirdo for
    actually liking this extreme stuff!
[13:25] ---
    How do you have so much energy?
[13:27] ---
    I work out in my spare time.
[13:30] ---
    I bet you're just sore
    because you can't one-up me here.
[13:34] ---
    What?! I'm not either
    sore--not in the slightest!
[13:38] ---
    Great job training up
    those useless muscles of yours!
[13:41] ---
    Ah, I see you're still raring to go!
[13:44] ---
    Let's bump up the difficulty for this next one.
[13:49] ---
    The rules are the same as last time,
    but you'll be climbing a taller wall.
[13:54] ---
    This is a rope-climbing wall;
    you'll be wearing a roped harness as you climb.
[13:59] ---
    I'll go first.
[14:02] ---
    You catch your breath.
[14:04] ---
    Bleah.
[14:09] ---
    I get it... the height on
    this one makes it even tougher.
[14:13] ---
    Uh-oh--I'm starting to enjoy this!
[14:19] ---
    Whoops! Where's my foothold?
[14:22] ---
    And I can't look down, either.
[14:25] ---
    Move your other leg first, Senpai.
[14:28] ---
    Step with your right foot first--then
    it'll be smooth sailing.
[14:31] ---
    Where to?
[14:32] ---
    Just above your right knee.
[14:35] ---
    I'm not getting it. Where?
[14:38] ---
    He's holding himself up with his arms!
    Is he really a beginner?
[14:42] ---
    He looks like some kind of insect.
[14:45] ---
    That was pretty fun!
[14:47] ---
    Look at you, completely unfazed.
[14:49] ---
    You're a himbo, all right--through and through.
[14:52] ---
    Have you recovered, Uzaki?
[14:55] ---
    He's having so much fun,
    my jabs don't reach him!
[14:58] ---
    Shouldn't you be resting?
[15:01] ---
    What?! I can totally do this! Just watch!
[15:06] ---
    What are you so mad about?
[15:12] ---
    You all right, Uzaki?
[15:15] ---
    I... can't do this.
[15:17] ---
    She looks like a chrysalis.
[15:20] ---
    I'll just stay here forever.
[15:22] ---
    Can't go forward, can't go back.
    I'll spend my life here.
[15:26] ---
    That's a weird way to pout.
[15:29] ---
    I'll lower the rope.
    Go ahead and relax your body.
[15:35] ---
    That was a little too much, huh?
[15:37] ---
    Rest a while. Let me know
    when you're ready to go again.
[15:41] ---
    But...
[15:42] ---
    You look like you're done
    for today. Want to leave?
[15:46] ---
    Go on and climb, Senpai. I'll watch.
[15:51] ---
    But...
[15:52] ---
    You're having fun, aren't you?
    Really making use of your body... it's been a while.
[16:00] ---
    Man, you got me.
[16:01] ---
    Never thought you'd pick a contest
    where you had the complete upper hand.
[16:05] ---
    I hereby wave the white flag
    at your cheap and heartless trap.
[16:10] ---
    If you feel bad about it,
    you can buy tonight's dinner, too.
[16:14] ---
    Why, you little...
[16:29] ---
    You look like you did back
    in high school, Sakurai-senpai.
[16:40] ---
    "Nadamesukashi Negotiation"
    "Kano and Uzaki-chan"
[16:56] ---
    Oh, you didn't have to stop for us!
[16:59] ---
    Sorry to interrupt!
[17:02] ---
    That's right, Senpai. Please--continue!
[17:05] ---
    C'mon, don't sulk in a corner like that.
    We said we're sorry!
[17:09] ---
    You look like a stray cat who's
    trying to say "Never trust a human!"
[17:14] ---
    Can't say I'm surprised, though.
    This is the same senpai who's into solo movies!
[17:20] ---
    You would be doing solo karaoke!
[17:22] ---
    Sorry, but could you add two more to room 25?
[17:27] ---
    Apologies for the late addition.
[17:29] ---
    We were out drinking and
    decided on karaoke for the afterparty.
[17:32] ---
    That's when we spotted you here!
[17:35] ---
    Oh, order us some beers, would you?
[17:38] ---
    I am definitely going further
    afield for karaoke from now on.
[17:41] ---
    "Solo Karaoke"
[17:42] ---
    Solo karaoke!
[17:44] ---
    True to its name, it's using an
    entire karaoke room for "one, please!"
[17:48] ---
    It's an effective way to practice songs
    without worrying about an audience,
[17:52] ---
    and its adherents are growing in number.
[17:56] ---
    "However!"
[17:57] ---
    However!
[17:58] ---
    Karaoke is very much seen as a group activity,
[17:58] ---
    "Karaoke is a group activity"
[18:03] ---
    so if you're spotted going solo,
[18:05] ---
    odds are you'll be teased
    at school or work the next day.
[18:07] ---
    "Reception"
[18:08] ---
    Even the reception desk...
[18:10] ---
    Loner loser.
[18:11] ---
    ...is no stranger to this sentiment.
[18:13] ---
    But compared to the shame of being
    unable to sing well in front of friends,
[18:18] ---
    compared to the embarrassment
    of whiffing the rap part,
[18:21] ---
    such treatment is nothing!
[18:22] ---
    In other words, anyone who attempts solo karaoke
[18:25] ---
    requires a psyche that stands apart!
[18:30] ---
    C'mon, Senpai! Don't be mad, Senpai!
[18:34] ---
    You damn drunk...
[18:36] ---
    Look, even if we all go to the
    same college and work together,
[18:42] ---
    you two need to respect people's privacy!
[18:46] ---
    Enough with the maracas!
[18:49] ---
    Hey, Hana!
[18:50] ---
    Shouldn't we show Sakurai some
    sincerity--you know, by way of apology?
[18:55] ---
    Huh?
[18:56] ---
    Sakurai, we're gonna hit the restroom.
[19:00] ---
    Sure.
[19:02] ---
    We're back!
[19:04] ---
    Ta-da!
[19:06] ---
    Wh-What the hell?!
[19:08] ---
    They were loaning out cosplay outfits
    at the front desk, so we tried some on!
[19:13] ---
    I'm kinda embarrassed!
[19:14] ---
    But why?
[19:15] ---
    C'mon, it's fine!
[19:17] ---
    Here, have a drink.
[19:23] ---
    Wh-Why am I in the middle?
[19:25] ---
    Call it a little bonus.
[19:27] ---
    We feel real bad for barging in on your karaoke!
[19:32] ---
    These guns are incredible.
[19:35] ---
    Aren't you crowding him
    a little over there, Ami?
[19:40] ---
    Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
[19:44] ---
    Um, actually... I'm just... flustered.
[19:48] ---
    Is it not to your liking?
[19:49] ---
    "Sakurai is confused!"
[19:49] ---
    It's not about liking or disliking
    or this liking or that liking...
[19:53] ---
    I'm begging you--spare me!
[19:56] ---
    You're a tough customer. Very well!
[19:59] ---
    How's this?
[20:02] ---
    Well, uh... that's an interesting question...
[20:06] ---
    Um, Ami, I don't know about this costume...
[20:09] ---
    You're fine, just fine!
    It has more fabric than a swimsuit!
[20:15] ---
    Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
[20:18] ---
    I was just thinking that this is
    no place for anyone in his right mind.
[20:24] ---
    So chill!
[20:26] ---
    I guess I am the only sober one here.
[20:30] ---
    Okay, yep, I'm not mad anymore.
[20:32] ---
    Let's sing some karaoke and have fun.
[20:34] ---
    Yahoo!
[20:34] ---
    Yippee!
[20:38] ---
    I like that about you, Sakurai!
[20:40] ---
    Sure, yeah, thanks.
[20:42] ---
    Anything I say now will
    only escalate the situation.
[20:46] ---
    I'll just nod and smile my way through this.
[20:49] ---
    Can I put in the next song?
[20:51] ---
    Uh-huh, yep, go ahead.
[20:53] ---
    Can I order more drinks?
[20:54] ---
    Okay, sure, but don't drink too much.
[20:57] ---
    Hey, Sakurai, what was your favorite cosplay?
[21:01] ---
    Yep, uh-huh, I like the bunny girl.
[21:06] ---
    Oh, wow, I never thought
    you'd give a straight answer.
[21:10] ---
    No! I, uh--you see--that--that was--
[21:13] ---
    Pervert.
[21:19] ---
    C'mon, shake it off! Not many guys
    who don't appreciate a bunny girl!
[21:25] ---
    I think I'll have that drink now.
[21:36] ---
    That you, Uzaki?
[21:38] ---
    Hey, about yesterday...
    when I said "bunny girl," I--
[21:46] ---
    What happened?! Here, come inside.
    I'll grab a towel.
[21:50] ---
    Senpai.
[21:53] ---
    I can't hang out with you anymore.
[21:58] ---
    Huh?
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 12: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!"
[23:40] ---
    Senpai!