E12 - I Want to Hang Out on Christmas Eve, Too!

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    In our last episode of
    Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!,
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    Sakurai had gone home.
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    If you don't do things right,
    people are gonna talk about that girl!
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    In light of his father's advice, Sakurai
    reconsiders his relationship with Hana.
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    Christmas Eve is quickly approaching,
    and he's no closer to an answer.
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    Hana was giving Sakurai a good
    riling-up--as usual--when...
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    Huh? Nope: She's ticking me off.
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    Senpai!
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    ...she was banished.
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    --Please let me in!
    --What will Christmas Eve
    look like for these two?
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    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
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    "Episode 12: I Want to Hang Out
    on Christmas Eve, Too!"
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    I've finally come to a realization:
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    When one of you is interested,
    the other one will ruin it.
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    Like a tub faucet and a showerhead.
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    You keep leading us on with this nonsense!
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    This one here really
    is hopeless at romance!
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    What is this, a tribunal?
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    Be that as it may,
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    how can you talk about romance,
    daughter of mine?
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    Wh-What's so wrong about that?
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    Senpai's a loner--that's a fact.
    It's totally fine!
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    We'll just watch and
    wait till this all blows over!
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    Watch and wait, with
    Christmas Eve around the corner?
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    Watchful waiting... hmm.
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    Some girls in our class invited me
    and Sak to a Christmas drinking party--
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    we can go, right?
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    I didn't really want to,
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    but I won't turn down radical measures.
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    How about we let Sak be taken, for real?
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    Let things blow over?
    Nah: We'll pour fuel on the fire.
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    Calm down, Sakaki.
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    A sincere apology from Hana
    and Sakurai will forgive her.
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    Right...
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    What?! Is that true, Hana?
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    You made your senpai mad
    and he banished you--
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    what about Christmas?
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    If you don't do some damage control,
    you'll be having one lonely Christmas.
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    Like Kiri.
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    I-I-I have plans, you know!
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    Yeah, with your swim-club pals again.
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    She hit the nail on the head, dammit...
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    Oh, you hush.
    I apologized to Senpai already.
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    Besides, this has nothing
    to do with you, Yanagi.
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    Verily.
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    "Verily"?
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    But there are some things I can
    only see from here on the outside.
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    And I can stir the pot all I like
    becauseit has nothing to do with me.
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    Wow. Vicious.
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    Just butt out.
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    Come on, Yanagi, don't tease her.
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    Hana's serious about this.
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    But I get impatient--she's
    such a late bloomer.
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    And her senpai's doofy, too.
    He doesn't make it easy.
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    Sure is fun to watch, though!
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    If I ever have my eye on a girl, I'll make
    damn sure Yanagi never finds out.
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    Still, it's almost Christmas.
    She can't give up now.
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    Which means...
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    "Asia Café"
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    ...this must be where I come in.
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    Hello there!
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    Oh, hi, Yanagi-chan.
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    You're up to something, aren't you?
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    I sure am.
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    From what I hear,
    our Hana is in a bit of a pinch.
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    Ever since Sakurai scolded her that time,
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    things have been a bit awkward.
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    They're at a stalemate.
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    Hana isn't mentally strong enough
    to broach the subject herself.
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    And you're saying you can do something?
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    Oh, Mr. Senpai?
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    I just happened to overhear...
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    You had a fight with Hana,
    and now she's not allowed to come over?
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    Huh? I mean, that's...
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    But won't that mean a
    lonely Christmas for you?
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    In that case,
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    how about spending Christmas with me?
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    Wh-Wh-What?!
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    We both like games
    and all--I think it'll be fun!
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    Ooh: the obviously pointed dig!
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    Of course! That's why
    Hana isn't getting serious--
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    there's no rival going
    after the same prey!
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    This is a move reserved
    for a family member
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    who knows her personality inside-out
    and can use it against her!
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    Quite the trick for a 14-year-old...
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    What a nasty little sister!
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    But couldn't you have tried
    a pointed dig on her, Ami?
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    Hmm? How so?
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    Well--
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    Never mind.
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    --Oh. Huh, yeah, I don't know...
    --And here's Sakurai with
    the blandest of responses!
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    What a marvelously safe creature!
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    Can we hang out at your place?
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    I know Hana can't come over,
    but I can, right?
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    Well, hang on now...
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    Senpai, you can't!
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    Huh? What's the problem?
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    I mean, if you weren't invited,
    then why not?
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    Or maybe...
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    Did you, perhaps...?
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    I have a better idea, Senpai!
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    Let's have Christmas Eve at my place!
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    We've got games! Mom and I will cook!
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    And you can pet the cats!
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    No, wait, that's--Hana, whoa!
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    Whaddya say, Senpai?
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    The banishment doesn't
    apply to my house, right?
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    Ha! Gotcha!
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    Well, uh...
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    I'm not mad at her anymore,
    and I wasgoing to lift the banishment...
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    Okay, let's do that.
    If it's okay with you.
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    Senpai...
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    Are you sure about this, Hana?
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    Aren't you forgetting about Dad?
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    Why don't you switch to
    your senpai's place instead?
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    B-But if I do that,
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    it'll look like I want to do
    Christmas at his place.
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    You don't?
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    No!
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    You're just stirring
    the pot--in the weirdest way!
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    Because you're a coward.
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    Why don't you butt out?!
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    It's fine, okay? I'll talk to Dad!
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    Oh, man. You're on your own.
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    The only thing I can do now
    is pray this all ends uneventfully.
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    Hana faced the big day with
    no particular approach in mind.
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    You know, there's the tiniest chance
    that Dad might actually like him.
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    Hey, this might actually work!
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    Senpai's super earnest and all...
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    Yeah! I bet they hit it off big!
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    I've got a good feeling about this!
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    You're awfully low-key today.
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    Did you catch a cold or something?
[08:45] ---
    No, no, I'm fine--just fine!
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    It's just... um...
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    We've been hanging out
    so much, you and me,
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    but this is the first Christmas
    we've spent together.
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    This'll work. It'll be fine--I know it.
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    I trust that Dad's
    a good judge of character!
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    I'm home!
[09:06] ---
    You must be Hana's friend!
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    Cold out there, eh?
    Come on in! Merry Christmas!
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    So...
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    It was you!
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    It did not go well.
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    ♬ We do this over
    and over and over again ♬
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    ♬ No one knows where
    our feelings are headed ♬
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    I want a girlfriend...
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    What'll you have to drink, Senpai?
    We have the hard stuff, too.
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    I-I'm fine, thanks.
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    The candles are lit.
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    I'll turn the lights off, then.
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    Such an oppressive vibe...
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    Sooo, um...
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    My, uh, dad... He's a little...
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    No, it's fine. Really--fine.
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    Um... I'll turn the lights back on.
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    Gosh, I just assumed "Fuji"
    was your last name.
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    I had no idea you were the Uzakis' dad--
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    Who are you calling "dad"?
[10:30] ---
    I--uh--I'm sorry.
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    Okay, not "dad"... Mr. Uzaki, then--
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    Who are you calling "Mr. Uzaki"?
[10:39] ---
    What, can't he use your last name?
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    Um, well...
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    Oh, Fujio, don't be
    too hard on the young man.
[10:50] ---
    No kidding. It's so juvenile.
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    Mr. Senpai here is a good guy--
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    right, Hana?
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    Dad...
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    Don't worry about him.
    Make yourself at home!
[11:06] ---
    Hana and I made plenty of food,
    so please--eat up.
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    Thank you very much.
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    What, so I'm the only bad guy here?
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    I don't like this. Next time at the gym,
    I'm gonna work him so hard--
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    The gym?
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    This is bad!
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    Sakurai-kun...
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    Let's, ah... start with drinks.
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    What kind of face is that?!
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    This is way, way, way bad!
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    Hana's special person is Sakurai?
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    I must have already told him
    just about everything!
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    No! If anyone finds out...
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    I can't believe you'd just blab
    all about your daughter's love life.
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    You're the worst!
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    I'm so disappointed in you.
    I'm done using the Kansai dialect.
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    ...my darling daughters
    will be disgusted with me!
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    And that can never, ever happen!
[12:07] ---
    How about a little one-on-one chat?
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    Dad!
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    It's okay. I won't do anything to him.
[12:13] ---
    We'll call a cease-fire.
[12:19] ---
    Now, then...
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    Are you all right, Fuji--er, Mr. Fujio?
[12:24] ---
    Your face is looking awfully slick.
[12:27] ---
    I just want to be sure about one thing...
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    It's fine if you don't remember.
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    What's that?
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    That... talk we had, at the gym.
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    A talk? At the gym?
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    My eldest daughter...
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    Seems there's this guy she likes.
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    He's her senpai at school--
[12:49] ---
    seems she hangs out
    at his place on the regular.
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    Hey! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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    Why are you trying to slip out?!
[13:02] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
    I couldn't hold out any longer!
[13:05] ---
    It's not my place to say this,
    but calm down!
[13:07] ---
    I have a favor to ask you!
[13:11] ---
    I talked about that stuff because
    I thought we were strangers.
[13:16] ---
    Boy, ignorance is a scary, scary thing.
[13:18] ---
    Uh, yes.
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    --Yes, it is.
    --So it was basically
    an accident--in passing.
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    --Sorry?
    --See, what I'm trying to say is...
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    Yes?
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    Is there any way you
    could forget about all that?
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    Please! If Hana finds out
    I blabbed at work, she'll hate me!
[13:38] ---
    I can see that, yes...
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    Just for today! Please?
[13:42] ---
    Hana's been so looking forward to this!
[13:45] ---
    She started prepping
    for dinner last night...
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    Both were in such a panic that
    neither realized Fujio was spilling
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    more secrets about his daughter.
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    Look, stay mum on the gym thing,
    and I won't say a word today.
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    Just let my daughter enjoy herself!
[14:07] ---
    Understood.
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    Besides, there's no way I could
    say anything about it, anyway.
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    That Uzaki... and I...
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    Thank goodness.
[14:18] ---
    Okay, shall we head back?
[14:21] ---
    I mean...
[14:22] ---
    We'll have other opportunities
    to discuss Hana.
[14:31] ---
    Did it go okay, Senpai?
[14:33] ---
    Sure. He wasn't mad at me or anything.
[14:36] ---
    We were both just surprised,
    since we knew each other from before.
[14:41] ---
    Oh, okay. Good!
[14:44] ---
    "Forget it," he says--but
    at this stage, how can I?
[14:52] ---
    C'mon, Senpai--you eat something, too.
[14:55] ---
    We worked hard on this!
[14:56] ---
    Thanks. I will, later.
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    --Oh, my.
    --Eat it while it's hot!
    It's really tasty.
[15:03] ---
    O-Okay.
[15:04] ---
    Oh, can you not handle hot food?
    Here, I'll blow on it to cool it off.
[15:08] ---
    No, it's fine!
[15:10] ---
    It's fine, I said!
[15:12] ---
    Just open your mouth, okay?
[15:14] ---
    --Say "ah"!
    --I-I can feed myself!
[15:17] ---
    I never said you could flirt!
[15:20] ---
    --Flirt?!
    --W-We're not!
    We're always like this!
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    That's even worse!
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    Fujio!
[15:27] ---
    What's with this
    miserable guys-only stuff?
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    Next year! Next year for sure!
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    A girlfriend, huh?
[15:38] ---
    Hey, your big sister is cute, right?
[15:42] ---
    How old's your little sis again?
[15:44] ---
    Kiri, about your mom...
[15:45] ---
    Not funny, you guys!
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    You're the cutest of them all, Kiri.
[15:53] ---
    I would like to know
    how you feel about Hana...
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    But never mind that for now.
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    Can you work with me--just
    for this one evening?
[16:06] ---
    All right.
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    Our mission: Give Hana a fantastic time--
    no making her sad or spilling the beans.
[16:15] ---
    Making sure his daughter has fun:
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    Yes, it makes up
    for revealing her secrets,
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    but it's also a genuine fatherly desire.
[16:22] ---
    Secret-sharing Sakurai
    regained his own composure
[16:26] ---
    and went to work revving up the party.
[16:28] ---
    Here, Senpai!
[16:29] ---
    He tasted homemade food...
[16:31] ---
    Have some, Senpai.
[16:32] ---
    ...enjoyed drinks...
[16:34] ---
    C'mon, Senpai!
[16:35] ---
    ...and played games.
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    However...
[16:38] ---
    M-Mr. Fujio...
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    Just when they'd started
    to enjoy themselves...
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    T-Time out!
[16:46] ---
    You give up fast!
[16:49] ---
    ...one of them threw in the towel.
[16:52] ---
    I'm sorry. The secret's too big for me
    to just shut up and enjoy myself.
[16:57] ---
    I thought this'd be better than
    unwittingly letting it slip,
[17:01] ---
    but I guess it put
    a lot of pressure on you.
[17:03] ---
    I mean, I was surprised
    to see you, too, at first.
[17:08] ---
    I'd've remembered that talk myself,
    once I calmed down.
[17:11] ---
    Yeah.
[17:13] ---
    I sure do wish I could forget it, though.
[17:16] ---
    Yeah...
[17:18] ---
    How hard of a blow to the head
[17:20] ---
    do you think it would take
    to wipe out your memory?
[17:23] ---
    I'd like to leave
    violence as a last resort.
[17:28] ---
    Wait--that's it!
[17:29] ---
    What, violence?!
[17:31] ---
    Not that!
[17:32] ---
    Embarrassingly enough,
    I've lost a memory here and there
[17:35] ---
    when I've gotten stinking drunk before.
[17:38] ---
    I don't know how well it'll work on that,
[17:40] ---
    but if I'm drunk, I'll have a reason to
    go home--and I'll keep my mouth shut!
[17:46] ---
    I see...
[17:48] ---
    The secret stays safe as we entertain Hana
    until the evening ends naturally.
[17:53] ---
    And if all goes well,
    you'll forget about tonight, too.
[17:57] ---
    That's three birds
    with one stone--at least.
[18:03] ---
    Go on, drink all the booze in the house!
[18:06] ---
    If that's not enough,
    I'll run out and buy more!
[18:08] ---
    Start knockin' 'em back, pal!
[18:10] ---
    Got it!
[18:12] ---
    Wait--is this really something worth
    trying so desperately to forget?
[18:16] ---
    Does Sakurai truly view
    Hana as just a friend?
[18:21] ---
    Senpai! Come hang out with me!
[18:25] ---
    Yeah, that would piss me off, too.
[18:29] ---
    Then, one hour later...
[18:34] ---
    Wow, Sakurai-kun, look at you!
    You're a mess!
[18:37] ---
    I know it's early,
    but let's call it a night.
[18:40] ---
    Okay?
[18:42] ---
    He's so insistent.
    Must be plotting something.
[18:46] ---
    Hang on, Dad.
[18:49] ---
    When Senpai's this drunk,
    he leaves himself wide open.
[18:54] ---
    Usually he hates this and
    makes a quick escape, but now...
[18:58] ---
    --Cut that out...
    --How's that, Senpai?
[19:00] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[19:01] ---
    You must be pretty drunk yourself
    to be getting so hands-on!
[19:05] ---
    I'll say this again
    when you're sober, Hana:
[19:08] ---
    Stay away from those
    college drinking parties!
[19:11] ---
    Please stop making that face.
[19:13] ---
    How was dinner today?
[19:16] ---
    Good. Real good again today.
[19:19] ---
    Outstanding.
[19:21] ---
    My goodness, how adorable.
[19:24] ---
    Hana's a proactive drunk, too.
[19:27] ---
    You sure are funny
    when you're drunk, Mr. Senpai.
[19:31] ---
    Nah, it's fine... really... I'm fine.
[19:36] ---
    This isn't fine at all.
[19:39] ---
    Sakurai's made himself totally useless.
[19:42] ---
    Excellent--all according to plan!
[19:44] ---
    See, Senpai's gone into auto-reply mode.
[19:48] ---
    Wanna try saying something to him, Mom?
[19:51] ---
    Sure, okay. Then... Sakurai-kun?
[19:56] ---
    Thanks for always hanging out with Hana.
[19:59] ---
    Keep looking out for her, okay?
[20:02] ---
    Same here...
[20:04] ---
    She's got an annoyin' way of buttin' in,
[20:08] ---
    but Hana really is good people.
[20:10] ---
    Cookin' is tasty, too.
[20:12] ---
    The way she butts
    in is annoyin', though...
[20:15] ---
    He said that twice.
[20:16] ---
    How can I say this...
[20:19] ---
    Thanks so much--for everythin'.
[20:23] ---
    That is one smug mug!
[20:25] ---
    She just wanted to hear it for herself.
[20:28] ---
    Aw, you only say that when you're drunk!
[20:30] ---
    How do we get you to be
    that candid on the regular?
[20:34] ---
    He is going to lose these memories, right?
    He will forget this, right?!
[20:40] ---
    I didn't say it only
    'cause I'm self-conscious.
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    But I'm grateful.
[20:47] ---
    I mean it.
[20:53] ---
    This is going some tremendous places!
[20:55] ---
    Um, my parents...
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    'Specially my dad...
[21:02] ---
    They're fine bein' all over
    each other right in front of me.
[21:06] ---
    Me, I've always hated that kinda thing...
[21:11] ---
    I was so repelled by my dad... that I
    turned out to be kinda bad with women...
[21:18] ---
    I guess it only makes sense
    for you to mock me.
[21:23] ---
    Lately, I've, well... kinda welcomed
    you gettin' up in my business.
[21:30] ---
    Senpai...
[21:32] ---
    But that hateful dad of mine
    told me somethin' recently...
[21:37] ---
    That if I didn't do things right,
    it'd mean trouble for you.
[21:43] ---
    So lately I've been thinkin'...
[21:46] ---
    I oughta give you some
    real, proper consideration...
[21:51] ---
    Senpai...
[21:56] ---
    He loves her!
[21:59] ---
    It took all Fujio Uzaki had to grit
    his teeth and keep from saying it aloud.
[22:03] ---
    He loves her!
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    "Next Time"
    "Episode 13: I Want to Hang Out
    Together Next Year, Too!"