E3 - The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!

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    Sakurai Shinichi started
    working here part-time last year.
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    Though he looks a bit fierce,
[00:16] ---
    he has a serious personality
    and attitude toward work,
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    and our regulars say good things about him.
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    But most of all...
SIGN    "Senior at Sakurai's College" "Ami Asai, 21" "Hobby: O̷g̷l̷i̷n̷g̷ People-watching"
[00:24] ---
    his body is fine.
[00:28] ---
    Whoops.
[00:29] ---
    That Sakurai's something, all right.
[00:31] ---
    On closer inspection, he's pretty hunky.
[00:33] ---
    He looks slim, but he's got
    proper muscles under there!
[00:37] ---
    Sakurai? We're ready to pay.
[00:40] ---
    Coming!
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    I doubt he's noticed, but he has plenty of fans.
[00:46] ---
    Sakurai, you're so tall! How tall are you?
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    One hundred eighty centimeters.
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    Wow! That's tall, all right!
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    Did you play any sports?
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    I was in the swim club in high school.
[00:56] ---
    Wow, really?
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    The swim team! Yes! Good question, ma'am!
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    And those swimmers...
    why, you can see everything!
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    "You cannot"
[01:08] ---
    To be learning tidbit after tidbit,
    right here at work...
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    I'm making such progress!
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    Your heart doesn't seem to be in it today, Ami.
[01:18] ---
    Eh?
[01:20] ---
    Getting lost in thought is fine and all,
    but you are on the clock.
[01:25] ---
    You've got to be careful in this line of work,
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    or you'll lose track of all kinds of things.
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    Right. I'm sorry.
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    I do understand your hobby, though.
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    Now go on--clear that open table.
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    Okay, Dad.
[01:41] ---
    Dad may come across as gentle and tasteful,
    but he sure is strict with family.
[01:46] ---
    This won't do. Not when I'm actually
    working the same shift as Sakurai!
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    Hiya!
[02:01] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[03:23] ---
    "Asia Café"
[03:24] ---
    "Asia Café"
    "Episode 3:
    The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!"
[03:26] ---
    You're here again?
[03:28] ---
    Don't you have anything better to do?
[03:30] ---
    I could ask you the same
    thing--working on a Sunday!
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    Who's this? Who's this? Who?
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    Hello there, Hana.
[03:38] ---
    Dad knows her, too?
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    Sir! Up top! Yeah!
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    Yeah!
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    Dad... without a single shred of tastefulness!
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    Our peak time's just ended, so there
    aren't many customers. Sit wherever you like.
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    Okay!
[03:49] ---
    Um... who's that?
[03:51] ---
    You mean Uzaki?
    She's a sophomore at our college.
[03:55] ---
    Ah! She's in college!
[03:57] ---
    Oh, right, Senpai--I have that game you lent me.
[04:00] ---
    Cool. How was it?
[04:02] ---
    They're borrowing each other's stuff.
    Must be good friends.
[04:06] ---
    Whew, that final act was a real thrill.
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    Here I thought it was
    an entirely different game,
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    but when I found out it was
    kind of a sequel to the last one?
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    I got crazy goosebumps!
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    I know, right?
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    I would've been happy playing
    a plain old building game,
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    but it turned out to be such a find,
    I just had to get it out there!
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    What's this? They seem like such good friends.
[04:29] ---
    No--they can't be--
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    Oh, those two?
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    What's with the chuckle?
[04:37] ---
    Oh, nothing. Bring her some water, would you?
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    Welcome.
[04:43] ---
    Thanks!
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    So, you go to the same college?
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    I'm Ami Asai. I'm a senior.
[04:49] ---
    Oh, really? Then that makes you Senpai's senpai!
[04:53] ---
    Be right back. I'm going to put this in my bag.
[04:56] ---
    Sure.
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    I'm Hana Uzaki, and I'm a sophomore!
[05:02] ---
    Now that I get a good look at her...
    this girl is really cute!
[05:05] ---
    Then there's her endearing smile...
[05:08] ---
    She's short, so she has this
    "adorable little animal" vibe.
[05:12] ---
    She's no little animal. Holy... wowsers!
[05:16] ---
    This girl is a beast!
[05:18] ---
    Come on. Pull yourself together!
[05:22] ---
    You and Sakurai seem to get along really well.
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    Hmm? Oh, yeah, we do!
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    How long have you known each other?
[05:29] ---
    We were in the same club in high school.
[05:32] ---
    The water on Uzaki's table
    is getting pretty low.
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    He's always been a gloomy
    Gus with an evil look in his eyes.
[05:40] ---
    He was a hard person to get to know.
[05:43] ---
    Even now, in college, his personality is
    no better--he's always doing loner stuff.
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    So I'm looking out for him.
[05:50] ---
    Ah! So that's how it is.
[05:53] ---
    Huh?
[05:53] ---
    Well, call me over
    when you're ready to order, Hana.
[05:56] ---
    'Kay!
[05:59] ---
    Well?
[06:02] ---
    She's just so good.
[06:03] ---
    You want to stick your nose in their business...
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    But we shouldn't interfere...
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    Don't you just want to look out for them both?
[06:12] ---
    I get that.
[06:14] ---
    Don't you love customer-facing jobs?
[06:16] ---
    You get to watch all kinds of people
    and their lives--like those two.
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    It's one of the thrills of this business.
[06:26] ---
    Uzaki. Water.
[06:30] ---
    That's cold!
[06:30] ---
    That's cold!
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    Wh-Where the heck did you come from?!
[06:35] ---
    That's my line!
[06:37] ---
    Customers are supposed to just
    sit quietly! I was bringing it to you!
[06:41] ---
    Seriously? You haven't even
    been treating me like a customer!
[06:44] ---
    Shut up!
[06:46] ---
    They put on quite a show, am I right?
[06:49] ---
    You're telling me.
    I've got to start taking more shifts!
[06:54] ---
    Oh, give them a towel.
[07:01] ---
    What?!
[07:02] ---
    Senpai's out with a cold?
[07:05] ---
    Sakurai called this morning.
    I made him take the day off.
[07:09] ---
    First the ice-water drenching yesterday,
    then it got so cold last night...
[07:14] ---
    Well, huh. So much for that
    "Oh, yeah--I train" expression.
[07:19] ---
    He's surprisingly fragile.
[07:22] ---
    Oh, yeah--I train.
[07:22] ---
    "Oh, yeah--I train"
[07:26] ---
    Why doesn't she have a cold, then?
[07:31] ---
    In that case, sir...
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    Man, I have been knocked flat.
[07:39] ---
    Did colds always hit this hard?
[07:42] ---
    Do I need a doctor? Medicine?
[07:45] ---
    I should eat something first.
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    But I can't move.
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    Now what?
[07:55] ---
    What a racket. Who's there? Dammit...
[07:59] ---
    And me barely managing to get out of bed.
[08:02] ---
    Hiya!
[08:03] ---
    Do you really have a cold?
    Well, I'm paying you a visit!
[08:07] ---
    U-Uzaki?
[08:09] ---
    What... how did you...
[08:17] ---
    Are you okay, Senpai?!
[08:19] ---
    Hey, uh... Senpai!
[08:27] ---
    That must be one bad cold.
[08:30] ---
    Yeah.
[08:32] ---
    Well, I've let her into my place after all.
[08:36] ---
    Who was it? Who told her where I live?
[08:39] ---
    Oh? Was that wrong?
[08:43] ---
    Since I know where he lives, I thought
    we would play some games or something.
[08:48] ---
    Now that's some misplaced excitement.
[08:51] ---
    He looks like he's having a really bad time.
[08:54] ---
    He brags about his stamina,
    only to be laid up in bed. Fitting.
[09:01] ---
    That does it.
[09:03] ---
    Have you seen a doctor?
[09:06] ---
    No... can't really move.
[09:08] ---
    Any medicine?
[09:10] ---
    Not yet. Haven't bought any.
[09:12] ---
    Then you haven't eaten, either.
[09:16] ---
    Oh, well. Leave this to me!
[09:22] ---
    Uh...
[09:25] ---
    Oof...
[09:29] ---
    Going by his symptoms, I'd say this one.
[09:35] ---
    A cold--that calls for leeks!
[09:49] ---
    Can you sit up, Senpai?
[09:54] ---
    Yeah.
[09:55] ---
    Then eat--even if it's only a few bites.
[10:01] ---
    Wow.
[10:02] ---
    It was a real production, let me tell you!
[10:04] ---
    Empty fridge, awkward kitchen...
[10:08] ---
    Here you go. Say "ah"!
[10:11] ---
    I-I can feed myself.
[10:16] ---
    Stop that!
[10:27] ---
    It's good.
[10:28] ---
    Right?!
[10:29] ---
    Honestly... I'm not tasting things
    too well right now.
[10:34] ---
    But... it's probably good.
[10:35] ---
    "Probably," huh?
[10:37] ---
    I'll take it.
[10:39] ---
    Sorry.
[10:50] ---
    See? My cooking is totally edible.
[10:55] ---
    Sorry.
[10:58] ---
    Eating really warmed me up.
[11:00] ---
    You got a good sweat going on!
[11:02] ---
    And now?
[11:05] ---
    Strip!
[11:07] ---
    I refuse.
[11:09] ---
    No way! Wipe yourself down and change clothes!
[11:11] ---
    That sweat? It stinks!
[11:13] ---
    It's fine! I'm just going to
    take my medicine and go to sleep!
[11:15] ---
    Hey! Don't fight me, sickie!
[11:24] ---
    You've got nice skin, mister. I'll be gentle!
[11:29] ---
    No weird roleplay!
[11:31] ---
    Forget feeling self-conscious, now!
[11:32] ---
    You must be used to going
    around half-naked from swim club.
[11:35] ---
    I'll do the front myself!
[11:50] ---
    How can being cared for be so tiring?
[11:54] ---
    Here's your medicine. Take this
    and you'll be all better in the morning.
[12:00] ---
    "Uza-Attack S"
    "Colds with Sore Throats"
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    But if you're still feeling awful tomorrow,
    make sure you see a doctor.
[12:06] ---
    Got it.
[12:08] ---
    Is that the time? Already?
[12:11] ---
    You can go home. I'll be fine.
[12:15] ---
    I will, once you're asleep.
[12:17] ---
    I'll put the key in your door's
    mail slot so you can rest easy.
[12:21] ---
    You'd do that?
[12:25] ---
    It's fine.
[12:28] ---
    I'll just play games in the meantime.
[12:31] ---
    Sheesh.
[12:33] ---
    I'm already laid low, so let me just say...
[12:37] ---
    You were a huge help today.
[12:39] ---
    Thanks.
[12:41] ---
    Come on. That's just how we are.
[12:50] ---
    Senpai! Senpai!
[12:51] ---
    How do I beat this bald scissors dude?!
[12:54] ---
    His shields explode
    when I hit 'em with my blade!
[12:57] ---
    Look, I'll lend you the game
    and the console--just go home!
[13:01] ---
    I can't go home a loser!
[13:03] ---
    Will you let me sleep?!
[13:11] ---
    Sakurai!
[13:15] ---
    Ami!
[13:16] ---
    Is your cold all better?
[13:18] ---
    Yeah, thanks. Sorry you had to cover my shift.
[13:22] ---
    It's fine. I was free yesterday anyway.
[13:25] ---
    Why don't I take one of your shifts, then?
    I have to thank you somehow.
[13:31] ---
    In that case... can you ask Hana to come?
[13:34] ---
    Huh? Uzaki?
[13:38] ---
    And now, a toast to Sakurai's recovery!
[13:43] ---
    Cheers!
[13:43] ---
    Cheers!
[13:44] ---
    Thanks.
[13:46] ---
    Korean barbecue to celebrate my recovery.
[13:48] ---
    That's... a lot.
[13:50] ---
    All right! It's all-you-can-eat,
    and I'm grilling--so eat up, Senpai!
[13:58] ---
    Salted tongue! Chuck! Tripe! Skirt!
[14:01] ---
    H-hey, that's too much!
[14:03] ---
    Short ribs! Knuckle! Ribeye!
[14:05] ---
    Let me take my time eating!
[14:08] ---
    Such energy!
[14:10] ---
    She really does seem happy
    that Sakurai's feeling better.
[14:18] ---
    Look at you two knock 'em back!
    Are beer and liquor really that tasty?
[14:22] ---
    Uh-huh--especially when paired with good eats.
[14:25] ---
    Let's go out for drinks when you turn 20, Hana.
[14:28] ---
    Hooray!
[14:30] ---
    Now that that's settled, eat up, Senpai!
[14:32] ---
    You listen here...
[14:37] ---
    I'm going to hit the restroom.
[14:41] ---
    I'm glad you're feeling better, Sakurai.
[14:43] ---
    I'm sorry I had to take the day off yesterday.
[14:47] ---
    Not at all.
[14:49] ---
    I'm just happy Hana took such good care of you.
[14:53] ---
    So you did tell her where I live.
[14:57] ---
    And? How'd it go?
[15:00] ---
    "How"?
[15:05] ---
    Stop pressuring me while piling
    on the finest cuts of meat!
[15:11] ---
    Just so you know,
    it's not like that with me and Uzaki.
[15:15] ---
    I want to enjoy my quiet solo lifestyle,
[15:18] ---
    so I don't want people over if I can help it.
[15:21] ---
    And Uzaki is basically
    the polar opposite of quiet.
[15:25] ---
    So gloomy!
[15:26] ---
    Way gloomy!
[15:27] ---
    That's what you are, Sakurai.
[15:30] ---
    And what's wrong with that?!
[15:32] ---
    They've really had a lot to drink...
[15:36] ---
    Besides...
[15:37] ---
    Uzaki may be my trusted junior,
    but she's still a girl.
[15:42] ---
    If rumors start at school about
    her coming to my place all the time,
[15:46] ---
    it'd only make unnecessary trouble for her.
[15:49] ---
    I live near campus--someone could see her.
[15:53] ---
    Th-This is getting complicated!
[15:55] ---
    I had an inkling, but this? This is a pain!
[16:00] ---
    I was fully aware, but still... still!
[16:04] ---
    Dad.
[16:06] ---
    Right. This'll only get juicier
    if we just let it be.
[16:10] ---
    It's like coffee, Ami.
    Slowly roasted, painstakingly brewed...
[16:15] ---
    Let's be patient and
    watch over these two for now.
[16:19] ---
    Yes--until we get that rich, deep flavor.
[16:23] ---
    Whatcha been talkin' about?
[16:26] ---
    Huh? Oh, um...
[16:27] ---
    Oh, tomorrow's work.
[16:29] ---
    That's right.
[16:30] ---
    Aha!
[16:31] ---
    We'll be getting in a shipment of beans
    and other heavy packages.
[16:34] ---
    Can you come in a little early, Sakurai?
[16:37] ---
    Sure thing, Ami.
[16:39] ---
    Thanks! It'll be so helpful
    to have another man around.
[16:42] ---
    Wait, what was going on just
    now--between you and your dad?
[16:47] ---
    Hmm... Psyching ourselves up?
[16:49] ---
    Psyching--huh? What's wrong, Uzaki?
[16:54] ---
    I see you call Ami by her first name.
[16:58] ---
    Huh?
[16:59] ---
    If I use her last name,
    she'll get mixed up with her father.
[17:02] ---
    Hmm. If you say so.
[17:08] ---
    Hey, uh, I was really careful grilling that.
[17:11] ---
    Come on!
[17:14] ---
    Wait, uh... Uzaki!
[17:17] ---
    Mmm! Perfect with a side of rice!
[17:29] ---
    Why the hell would Uzaki want to meet me here?
[17:34] ---
    She did start acting weird
    in the middle of that dinner...
[17:38] ---
    Did I do something to tick her off?
[17:43] ---
    Senpai.
[17:45] ---
    Huh?
[17:49] ---
    Eh?
[17:50] ---
    "Total Mastery: Beginner's Guide to Hypnosis"
[17:50] ---
    Keep your eye on this five-yen coin.
[17:53] ---
    You're getting very sleepy--very sleepy...
[17:58] ---
    "5 Yen"
[17:58] ---
    Hypnosis? Now what's she trying to pull?
[18:03] ---
    You will do what I say--do what I say...
[18:08] ---
    I don't know what she's after,
    but she did take care of me earlier...
[18:14] ---
    Oh, well. I'll play along.
[18:18] ---
    Wow, I sure am feeling sleepy.
[18:22] ---
    All right! Simple people really
    are the easiest to hypnotize!
[18:27] ---
    Who are you calling "simple," dammit?
[18:29] ---
    Okay, then, Senpai!
[18:31] ---
    Here we go. I just hope it's nothing unreasonable.
[18:34] ---
    Call me by my first name!
[18:37] ---
    Huh? Is that it?
[18:39] ---
    That's what she hypnotized me for?
[18:42] ---
    She's waiting for it. I guess I have to.
[18:47] ---
    Ha... Ha... Ha...
[18:50] ---
    Ha...?
[18:51] ---
    This is a little embarrassing.
[18:53] ---
    Ha... Hani.
[18:55] ---
    Huh? That's not it.
[18:57] ---
    Hanu.
[18:57] ---
    No.
[18:58] ---
    Hane.
[18:59] ---
    Not that.
[19:00] ---
    Hano.
[19:00] ---
    Are you doing this on purpose?
[19:03] ---
    Dammit!
[19:05] ---
    Hana.
[19:11] ---
    Again!
[19:13] ---
    Hana.
[19:13] ---
    Again!
[19:15] ---
    Hana.
[19:16] ---
    Yes! Again!
[19:18] ---
    Hana.
[19:19] ---
    Again!
[19:19] ---
    Couple of love-dummies.
[19:20] ---
    Hana.
[19:20] ---
    Love-dumb, huh?
[19:21] ---
    Again!
[19:21] ---
    Love-dumb.
[19:22] ---
    Hana.
[19:24] ---
    So that's how it works.
    I'm pretty happy with it!
[19:27] ---
    It went so well--I might just
    have a knack for hypnosis!
[19:32] ---
    No way.
[19:33] ---
    But if that's all it takes to make her happy...
[19:36] ---
    Okay! Next...
[19:37] ---
    "Next"?
[19:38] ---
    Let's have you buy me something to drink!
[19:41] ---
    Yes.
[19:42] ---
    And ice cream from the convenience store!
[19:44] ---
    Hey, now.
[19:45] ---
    I can have you buy me lunch at the dining hall!
[19:48] ---
    Don't...
[19:48] ---
    Oh! And you can buy me
    the latest VR setup, too--
[19:51] ---
    Ow!
[19:51] ---
    Don't push your luck!
[19:54] ---
    No fair pretending to be hypnotized!
[19:57] ---
    Says the girl making demands
    of a hypnotized guy!
[19:59] ---
    What are you trying to accomplish?!
[20:02] ---
    I mean...
[20:04] ---
    You call Ami by her first name, right?
[20:09] ---
    I've known you for a pretty long time,
    and I just get "Hey" and "Look here."
[20:14] ---
    Rude way to treat someone, don't you think?
[20:22] ---
    I see. I didn't even realize
    that I'd made you feel bad.
[20:30] ---
    I apologize for that. I'm sorry.
[20:35] ---
    But I'm kind of, uh... I'm uncomfortable
    calling girls by their first names.
[20:41] ---
    Ami told me to call her that for work,
    and I've been doing my best, but...
[20:46] ---
    Please, just... not that.
[20:51] ---
    That's fine, then. I don't want
    to force you, poor gloomy thing.
[20:58] ---
    Thanks.
[21:00] ---
    "5 Yen"
[21:02] ---
    Still, hypnotizing with a
    five-yen coin in this day and age?
[21:06] ---
    No way is that gonna work. Right?
[21:09] ---
    Guh...
[21:11] ---
    It worked! Are you kidding me?!
    You must have zero resistance!
[21:14] ---
    Hey! C'mon!
[21:16] ---
    Buh...
[21:19] ---
    How do I put her back?!
[21:19] ---
    "Total Mastery: Beginner's Guide to Hypnosis"
[21:20] ---
    It's gotta be in here somewhere!
[21:23] ---
    Uzaki!
[21:23] ---
    Uzaki is floating in the sky.
[22:57] ---
    "5 Yen"
[22:59] ---
    It's not working.
[23:01] ---
    I told you: I'm not hypnotized!
[23:05] ---
    It's truly frightening that you can't remember.
[23:08] ---
    Look, I'm not hypnotized, all right?
    It'd be a big deal if I were!
[23:12] ---
    Why do you sound ticked off?
[23:15] ---
    I'm not ticked off.
[23:17] ---
    Dad... could this be?
[23:19] ---
    Yes...
[23:20] ---
    They say you can't hypnotize
    someone who doesn't trust you.
[23:25] ---
    Which means these two...
[23:27] ---
    It certainly looks that way.
[23:31] ---
    Let's not tell them. It's too amusing.
[23:33] ---
    If I were ticked off, it'd be a big deal.
[23:35] ---
    You really suck at this!
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 4: I Want to Hang Out
    Together Over the Holiday!"
[23:39] ---