E2 - The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!

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    Slow jazz at a moderate volume.
[00:11] ---
    Not-too-bright lighting.
[00:15] ---
    And the calming aroma of coffee.
[00:19] ---
    Providing a space where
    customers can feel at ease:
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    That's been my business policy
    ever since this place opened.
[00:28] ---
    A customer's coming up to pay, Sakurai.
[00:32] ---
    Would you mind?
[00:38] ---
    Wow. You picked up on that so quickly.
[00:42] ---
    Mmm. Once you've been doing this
    for ten years, you'll see it, too.
[00:48] ---
    Sakurai started working here last year.
    He's pretty good.
[00:51] ---
    Thank you very much.
[00:54] ---
    His face may look a little scary,
    but he's attentive.
[00:58] ---
    Sakurai understands my business policy here,
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    and whatever may happen,
    he handles it with poise.
[01:06] ---
    Never, ever making a fuss or--
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    Senpai!
[01:13] ---
    I've never heard Sakurai shout like that.
[01:17] ---
    So this is where you work!
    It's super close to school, huh?
[01:22] ---
    Niiice!
[01:24] ---
    A close friend, perhaps?
[01:26] ---
    Why didn't you tell me?
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    I was just on my way back from
    my friend's place--she lives near campus--
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    when I got hungry and figured
    I could go for a little something, so--
[01:34] ---
    Get out!
[01:35] ---
    What?!
[01:38] ---
    Or maybe an enemy.
[01:48] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[03:11] ---
    "Episode 2: The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!"
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    This may be where I work part-time,
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    but it's also a place to relax. So leave!
[03:19] ---
    Hey, what gives?
[03:21] ---
    Let me relax, too! I'm hungry!
[03:25] ---
    There are other places to eat.
[03:27] ---
    Wow, how cold can you get?
[03:28] ---
    Come on, let me eat, will ya?!
[03:31] ---
    You clash with the vibe here.
[03:33] ---
    Huh?
[03:34] ---
    That's awful! This is discrimination!
[03:36] ---
    No wonder you're such a loner.
[03:39] ---
    That has nothing to do with it!
[03:41] ---
    Mmm... I seem to have missed
    my window for standing up.
[03:45] ---
    Oh! Are you the owner?
[03:48] ---
    I'm Hana Uzaki!
    Senpai here is always such a big help!
[03:51] ---
    Who even are you to me?
[03:53] ---
    Whatcha doing?
[03:55] ---
    Oh, uh, just checking our stock.
[03:59] ---
    I see... So he's your senior.
[04:05] ---
    Then you're in elem--er, middle school?
[04:08] ---
    I'm in college!
[04:10] ---
    We go to the same college--
    she's in the year after me.
[04:12] ---
    You were totally going to say
    "elementary school" just now, weren't you?!
[04:17] ---
    Because you're so short.
[04:19] ---
    Shut up! Just shut your mouth!
[04:22] ---
    I... I was wrong?
[04:25] ---
    It looks like he's in shock.
[04:28] ---
    He's not usually like this...
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    All these years I've spent in the
    café business, refining my eye for people...
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    ...and I was wrong?!
[04:41] ---
    Oh!
[04:43] ---
    In college... You're an adult.
[04:46] ---
    Huh? Yeah, that's right. I'm an adult.
[04:48] ---
    My impression of the owner sure has changed
    drastically over these last few minutes.
[04:56] ---
    I'm sure this spot will do.
[04:59] ---
    Go on, sit.
[05:05] ---
    What do you want?
[05:06] ---
    Hey, Senpai, where'd this attitude come from?
[05:11] ---
    What?
[05:12] ---
    I'm a customer now, you know. A customer!
[05:16] ---
    I find it hard to believe this
    is how you always act at work.
[05:20] ---
    Do you even know how to wait on people properly?
[05:24] ---
    Wait on people properly? What, people like you?
[05:29] ---
    'Scuse me, sir!
    This employee has a bad attitude!
[05:33] ---
    You oughta give him a pay cut!
[05:35] ---
    Shut up! If you're not going to order, leave!
[05:40] ---
    These two are funny!
    I think I'll watch them for a while.
[05:44] ---
    You've gotta take your work seriously
    no matter who you're serving.
[05:50] ---
    That's called being a pro!
[05:52] ---
    Sure, but if I did take it seriously,
    you'd just make fun of me!
[05:55] ---
    No, I wouldn't!
[06:00] ---
    To be honest, it's embarrassing
    when people I know see me working.
[06:05] ---
    But it's so close to campus.
    Haven't any of your other friends come here?
[06:10] ---
    Did you give them the same attitude?
[06:13] ---
    Oh!
[06:14] ---
    Silly. The only one
    who gets this attitude is you.
[06:18] ---
    You're special.
[06:22] ---
    Got it? Then drink a soda
    or something and get lost, dumdum.
[06:25] ---
    See, badmouthing me with that
    posed expression really ticks me off!
[06:30] ---
    Now, now, Sakurai. Since she's here and all,
    show her what you can do.
[06:34] ---
    He's always so great with customers.
[06:37] ---
    Okay.
[06:38] ---
    That's right!
[06:39] ---
    I'd like to order one serving
    of excellent customer service!
[06:43] ---
    Now start over,
    beginning with the glass of water!
[06:46] ---
    She is infuriating.
[07:02] ---
    May I have your order, please?
[07:06] ---
    Nope! Nuh-uh! No can do!
[07:08] ---
    That villainous mug? Gone without a trace?
[07:15] ---
    This is too much, Senpai!
[07:17] ---
    You know how easy it is to laugh
    when you're not supposed to!
[07:20] ---
    Ugh! I knew this would happen, dammit!
[07:23] ---
    I'm sorry! I won't laugh anymore!
[07:26] ---
    Please let me eat something!
[07:27] ---
    Can it!
[07:29] ---
    You can call it a day, Sakurai.
[07:32] ---
    It's getting dark. Walk her home.
[07:35] ---
    You're laughing, too, aren't you?!
    You are definitely laughing!
[07:41] ---
    Thanks for today.
[07:44] ---
    I'm positively starving. Let's stop somewhere!
[07:48] ---
    Go straight home and eat there.
[07:51] ---
    Aw! Then at least let me order
    something at the café next time.
[07:56] ---
    Sure. Come by again when I'm not there.
[07:59] ---
    What?! I promise I won't laugh next time!
[08:03] ---
    Even when I see your smile--
[08:07] ---
    Why, you...
[08:08] ---
    That's a nice café, though.
[08:12] ---
    Yeah.
[08:13] ---
    Quiet, just stylish enough...
[08:17] ---
    Uh-huh. It really is a nice place.
[08:21] ---
    I like the feel of it, the atmosphere.
[08:24] ---
    Hey, I know!
[08:27] ---
    Maybe I'll get a part-time job there, too!
[08:30] ---
    You know--with you!
[08:32] ---
    Sure.
[08:33] ---
    Wouldn't that be a blast?
[08:36] ---
    Mmm-hmm.
[08:40] ---
    Stop that.
[08:41] ---
    Stop what?
[08:50] ---
    Why do I crack open brand-new
    games in the middle of the night?
[09:11] ---
    A little senpai-teasing
    will get me through the day!
[09:16] ---
    Huh?
[09:17] ---
    Ow! Ow, ow! Whoa! I just wanted to pet you...
[09:22] ---
    Aren't you energetic, you little--
[09:25] ---
    Ow! Hey, that hurts!
[09:28] ---
    C'mon, now--
[09:31] ---
    Hey!
[09:31] ---
    Gross.
[09:32] ---
    What are you doing so early
    in the morning, Senpai?
[09:35] ---
    That's creepy.
[09:37] ---
    Oh, Uzaki.
[09:39] ---
    I found this stray cat. It's not running away,
    so I thought I could pet it.
[09:44] ---
    Huh! Must be used to people.
[09:47] ---
    It won't let me pet it,
    though--it keeps scratching me.
[09:52] ---
    Then what are you so happy about?
[09:54] ---
    I mean... it's cute.
[09:57] ---
    Gross.
[09:59] ---
    Well, be that as it may... I'd say you're
    a rank beginner when it comes to animals.
[10:04] ---
    Uh... yeah.
[10:07] ---
    Bring your hand up from under.
[10:10] ---
    Cats are afraid of bigger beasties
    reaching their hands down from overhead.
[10:16] ---
    True enough.
[10:18] ---
    Try bringing your hand up
    from below and waiting.
[10:21] ---
    There you go. Good kitty. Good kitty.
[10:24] ---
    Whoa!
[10:26] ---
    See? It's easy when they're used to people.
[10:30] ---
    Nice...
[10:32] ---
    It might belong to a family in the neighborhood
    or maybe someone's just feeding it.
[10:38] ---
    You sure know a lot about cats.
[10:40] ---
    We have cats at home. Two of them!
[10:43] ---
    Wow, really?
[10:45] ---
    Want to come by and meet them?
[10:49] ---
    Mmm...
[10:50] ---
    I'd like to pet those cats,
    but a guy going to a girl's house alone?
[10:58] ---
    Oh!
[11:03] ---
    It ran away.
[11:05] ---
    The sound of those brakes must have spooked it.
    Cats hate high-pitched noises.
[11:11] ---
    It probably lives around
    here--you'll see it again.
[11:15] ---
    Okay, Senpai, let's get to class!
[11:18] ---
    Whoa!
[11:20] ---
    I wanted to pet it... just once...
[11:23] ---
    You're really bummed out!
[11:25] ---
    Nah. I'm fine.
[11:27] ---
    I love dogs and cats both,
[11:30] ---
    but pets aren't allowed at
    my parents' place or where I live now.
[11:33] ---
    I haven't touched many cats...
[11:38] ---
    Then I'm gonna go catch that one!
[11:40] ---
    Huh?
[11:42] ---
    It can't have gone far--and it's so
    tame around humans, this might just work!
[11:46] ---
    You don't have to do that! Hey!
[11:48] ---
    If I strike out, we'll visit
    a cat café one of these days!
[11:51] ---
    Seriously?!
[11:56] ---
    There you are!
[11:58] ---
    Hi-yah!
[12:00] ---
    Wait up, kitty cat!
[12:08] ---
    What happened?!
[12:09] ---
    Senpai! Bad news! Help!
[12:12] ---
    What the hell?
[12:17] ---
    Huh?!
[12:19] ---
    Hey!
[12:21] ---
    I'm stuck...
[12:23] ---
    Put that ass away!
[12:25] ---
    Yee owch!
[12:27] ---
    What's the big idea?!
[12:28] ---
    S-Sorry! I-It just... slipped out...
[12:31] ---
    So you hit me?
[12:33] ---
    I saw your pa... pan... your underwear.
    I was trying to fix your skirt.
[12:37] ---
    What?!
[12:38] ---
    W-Well... okay.
[12:40] ---
    He saw my undies? Wait: he touched my butt!
[12:44] ---
    Whatever. I'll interrogate him later.
[12:47] ---
    Look, could you pull me
    from behind? Grab my hips.
[12:53] ---
    Got it.
[12:57] ---
    Wow, her hips are so slim...
[13:02] ---
    Whoa! Stop! Stop!
[13:04] ---
    Huh?
[13:05] ---
    Uh-oh. My clothes are caught!
[13:07] ---
    At this rate, there's a pretty
    high chance my boobs'll pop out!
[13:10] ---
    D-Don't say "boobs"!
[13:13] ---
    First get me away from what I'm caught on,
[13:15] ---
    then pull a little at a time so nothing tears!
[13:18] ---
    I'm counting on you! I just bought this outfit!
[13:20] ---
    Jeez, you're so demanding!
[13:22] ---
    Are you pulling out, Senpai? Hurry!
[13:26] ---
    Almost... there... just behave, will you?
[13:33] ---
    Eh? Huh? Whoa!
[13:35] ---
    You've got the wrong idea!
[13:37] ---
    Aren't you done yet?
[13:43] ---
    For a second there,
    I didn't know what would happen!
[13:46] ---
    Thanks, Senpai!
[13:48] ---
    We can forget about that whole butt thing.
[13:51] ---
    C'mon, let's get to class!
[13:54] ---
    I just want to go home.
[13:56] ---
    Then how about a cat café?
[14:01] ---
    Maybe next time.
[14:10] ---
    Eating in the dining hall today, Senpai?
[14:13] ---
    Uzaki...
[14:15] ---
    Hmm? What's up?
[14:17] ---
    It's hard to look her in the eye
    after what happened earlier.
[14:21] ---
    Aha!
[14:22] ---
    Are you embarrassed to be eating alone?
[14:25] ---
    What?
[14:26] ---
    Too bad. I'm eating with my friend today,
    so I can't keep you company.
[14:31] ---
    I know you're lonely, but please don't cry.
[14:34] ---
    Oh, shut up! I'm eating with a friend!
[14:39] ---
    Eh? Huh?!
[14:41] ---
    What? Look, you're spilling that like crazy.
[14:44] ---
    You mean you have a friend?!
[14:46] ---
    That is outstandingly rude!
[14:48] ---
    Oh, man--what now?
    I'd better say hi to your friend, huh?
[14:53] ---
    Who are you, my mother?
[14:55] ---
    Get lost!
[14:57] ---
    Idiot.
[15:05] ---
    Huh?
[15:12] ---
    What is that dummy doing?
[15:18] ---
    What are you lookin' at?
[15:20] ---
    "Are"
[15:23] ---
    "You"
[15:26] ---
    "Okay"
[15:29] ---
    "Over There?"
[15:34] ---
    Seriously, what the hell is that idiot doing?
[15:37] ---
    I just don't get it.
[15:42] ---
    "Ozaki (Idiot)" "Just now"
    "You okay? Not being left out?"
[15:45] ---
    What is she worried about?
[15:49] ---
    "You worry too much.
    Put your phone away at meals. It's bad manners."
[15:54] ---
    "Fussing about table manners--you
    are such an old man, lolololol"
[16:01] ---
    "So, hey, I'm not the only person
    you talk to at college, huh?"
[16:06] ---
    "Just who do you think I am?"
[16:10] ---
    "A gloomy villain-faced loner"
[16:13] ---
    "Just who do you think I am?"
    "A gloomy villain-faced loner"
[16:13] ---
    "I'm gonna smack you"
[16:15] ---
    "Quit staring at me and eat!"
[16:17] ---
    "But I'm worried about you"
[16:19] ---
    "Don't be!!"
[16:22] ---
    "And no weird stickers!!"
[16:25] ---
    "Now my food's cold,
    and it's all your fault, idiot!!"
[16:29] ---
    Your noodles are getting soggy, Hana.
[16:35] ---
    You shouldn't use your phone at mealtimes.
[16:38] ---
    Uh-huh.
[16:41] ---
    Thank you very much. Come again.
[16:46] ---
    How about a drink after you tidy up, Sakurai?
[16:50] ---
    Oh, thank you! I'd like that.
[16:54] ---
    You're about halfway through college life, eh?
[16:57] ---
    How are you doing on credits?
[16:59] ---
    They're... They're coming along.
[17:00] ---
    My daughter took all kinds of credits.
    Now she just dawdles around every day.
[17:06] ---
    It's better that way. I'm jealous!
[17:10] ---
    Well, it's much better
    than regretting it down the road.
[17:17] ---
    This place is great, all right.
[17:20] ---
    Slow jazz at a moderate volume.
[17:23] ---
    The calming aroma of coffee.
[17:27] ---
    It's almost like time flows more slowly here,
[17:30] ---
    in this place where you can feel at ease.
[17:33] ---
    Senpai!
[17:36] ---
    Hi!
[17:37] ---
    Not you again!
    I told you not to come when I'm here!
[17:40] ---
    Aw, don't be so cold!
[17:43] ---
    Besides, what's the point if you're not here?
[17:46] ---
    I couldn't wait a minute more to see you!
[17:50] ---
    Uh--I--what? What are you talking about?!
[17:54] ---
    I have to resubmit my report--
[17:56] ---
    please help me!
[17:58] ---
    Huh?
[18:00] ---
    Oh... a report, huh?
[18:03] ---
    You always were good at writing...
[18:08] ---
    No can do.
[18:09] ---
    What? Why?!
[18:10] ---
    Can't you tell? I'm working.
[18:13] ---
    I'll wait!
[18:14] ---
    Use that time to do it yourself!
[18:16] ---
    I don't think I can do it on my own!
[18:19] ---
    And you got into college, huh?
[18:21] ---
    C'mon, please help me!
[18:23] ---
    Look here, you...
[18:24] ---
    Now, now, Sakurai--
[18:28] ---
    Your junior is counting on you.
    Why, that's adorable!
[18:31] ---
    We're done here--feel free to
    stick around and work on that report.
[18:35] ---
    Huh?
[18:35] ---
    Really?!
[18:37] ---
    We don't have any customers right now.
[18:41] ---
    It's fun watching the back-and-forth
    between these two.
[18:53] ---
    A little something for my
    best employee's junior. On the house.
[18:59] ---
    You really don't have to do that.
[19:02] ---
    Hooray! You're so generous, sir!
[19:05] ---
    First the report, then eat.
[19:08] ---
    Wow. Strict.
[19:10] ---
    You're almost done!
[19:12] ---
    See, this is weird, too.
[19:13] ---
    "I think"
[19:14] ---
    "I think" is something
    you'd say in grade school.
[19:18] ---
    Change it to "It's thought"
    or "It's considered."
[19:24] ---
    You're in college.
    Quit writing childish sentences.
[19:27] ---
    Now me, I'd boost the word count with
    "Personally speaking, it feels as though XYZ."
[19:33] ---
    I see...
[19:35] ---
    Once that's fixed,
    all that's left is your closing sentence.
[19:39] ---
    Write that and be done with it.
[19:41] ---
    Oh, right! I've been meaning
    to ask you something.
[19:44] ---
    You can't concentrate
    to save your soul, can you?
[19:47] ---
    Can I go to your place?
[19:50] ---
    Absolutely not.
[19:52] ---
    That was quick.
[19:54] ---
    Where'd that come from, anyway?
[19:56] ---
    I just wanna see it!
[19:58] ---
    "Just" nothing!
[20:00] ---
    No way will I let my lifestyle be
    upended just for your entertainment!
[20:03] ---
    I won't upend anything! So why can't I?
[20:06] ---
    Why?! I mean...
[20:10] ---
    Is she for real?
[20:13] ---
    I have no reason to let you into my place.
[20:16] ---
    Sure you do. You said you live alone, right?
[20:20] ---
    You can save money if I cook,
    and you're closer to campus.
[20:26] ---
    See? There are way more pros than cons!
[20:29] ---
    Are you serious? Is your cooking even edible?
[20:33] ---
    What kind of an excuse is that? And yes, it is!
[20:37] ---
    All right, get back to that report.
[20:43] ---
    Wait, what was that last thing you said?
[20:46] ---
    Huh?
[20:47] ---
    My place is close to campus--and?
[20:51] ---
    Well, since it's so close, I figure I can sleep in--
[20:55] ---
    You're not spending the night!
[20:57] ---
    Th-That's... unbelievable!
[21:01] ---
    What are you angry about?
[21:05] ---
    Look, I'm... I'm not angry.
[21:08] ---
    It's just that... you...
[21:11] ---
    What is it?
[21:14] ---
    Letting you in my apartment is one thing...
[21:17] ---
    It's... not so simple... for a girl...
    to be in a guy's room...
[21:23] ---
    You don't want to?
[21:25] ---
    Wh... What?!
[21:28] ---
    We can play versus and co-op all night long!
[21:32] ---
    Eh?
[21:33] ---
    I know you bought that new game, Senpai!
[21:37] ---
    You're on my friend list!
[21:39] ---
    If we stop by after class,
    we can play any old day of the week!
[21:45] ---
    You idiot! Moron! Imbecile!
[21:49] ---
    What's that for?!
[21:51] ---
    You dummy!
[21:52] ---
    I can't believe you!
[21:52] ---
    I opened this café for the thrill of
    getting a glimpse into all sorts of lives.
[21:55] ---
    Why exactly am I an idiot?
[21:57] ---
    Because you are!
[21:58] ---
    But these two are the best--I
    could watch them forever.
[22:02] ---
    If Sakurai quits, the show would be over.
[22:06] ---
    Maybe I'll give him a raise.
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 3:
    The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!"
[23:39] ---