E4 - I Want to Hang Out Together Over the Holiday!

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[00:07] ---
    Sakurai, we'll be taking a family trip
    to a hot spring over Golden Week.
[00:12] ---
    You'll have that time off.
[00:14] ---
    Why not take advantage of all those
    public holidays and go somewhere yourself?
[00:19] ---
    Huh...
[00:23] ---
    That's what she suggested, anyway.
[00:26] ---
    But I've been playing video games
    for 72 hours straight since then.
[00:31] ---
    Oh, so this is the last of them?
[00:34] ---
    Here goes!
[00:43] ---
    That unnecessary rhythmic flourish...
[00:51] ---
    Hi there, Senpai!
[00:54] ---
    I knew it.
[01:04] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:27] ---
    "Episode 4: I Want to Hang Out
    Together Over the Holiday!"
[02:28] ---
    Are you free today?
    I mean, you totally are, right?
[02:32] ---
    This popping over unannounced is a bit much.
[02:35] ---
    Well, you're off work, and I figured
    a loner like you would be home gaming
[02:38] ---
    instead of going anywhere.
[02:40] ---
    And I was right!
[02:42] ---
    I'm speechless.
[02:44] ---
    So instead I stopped by to hang out
    with you, my senior and my friend!
[02:48] ---
    Great news, right?
[02:50] ---
    Knock off that weirdly
    superior tone--it's infuriating.
[02:53] ---
    And so...
[02:55] ---
    Wanna play Doramon Go?
[02:57] ---
    That's still a game!
[02:59] ---
    There's a big spawning event during Golden Week.
[03:02] ---
    Let's catch 'em all--together!
[03:05] ---
    I have the app.
[03:07] ---
    Buuut?
[03:10] ---
    But I was too embarrassed to play alone.
[03:13] ---
    Right? Man, I can read you like a book!
[03:17] ---
    Why'd you turn it off?!
[03:19] ---
    We can play together!
[03:22] ---
    Talk about a major drag.
    Then again, it is a holiday week...
[03:27] ---
    C'mon, Senpai...
[03:34] ---
    I'm about to die of boredom,
    so sure--count me in.
[03:37] ---
    Hooray!
[03:43] ---
    I found a Lousy Cat!
[03:46] ---
    Check this out, Senpai!
[03:48] ---
    Eh?
[03:50] ---
    Your face looks awful.
[03:54] ---
    Too much gaming.
[03:56] ---
    It's one thing to be all scowly,
    but walking around with that face?
[04:00] ---
    Someone's gonna report you.
[04:01] ---
    Will you stop backing away like that?
[04:04] ---
    Sheesh.
[04:06] ---
    Hey, you sure are catching a lot!
[04:08] ---
    "Gorilla"
[04:09] ---
    And all Gorillas.
[04:10] ---
    They keep popping up.
[04:13] ---
    Ugh, my eyes hurt. Can't look at the screen.
[04:17] ---
    Oh! Then let's go buy you some glasses!
[04:26] ---
    Welcome.
[04:28] ---
    Hey, is that Ami?
[04:31] ---
    Oh, my!
[04:32] ---
    Fancy running into you two!
[04:35] ---
    I see. So your eyes hurt
    from playing games too much.
[04:38] ---
    If this keeps up,
    he'll be Doramon Go-ing to lockup.
[04:41] ---
    I'll give you "lockup."
[04:44] ---
    So you played games the entire time
    we were at the hot spring, Sakurai?
[04:49] ---
    Sorry.
[04:50] ---
    And he'd probably still be holed up
    playing games if I hadn't come along!
[04:55] ---
    I can't deny that.
[04:57] ---
    Hey, I know!
[04:58] ---
    Since she's here and all, why don't
    you ask Ami to be your glassistant?
[05:02] ---
    My glassistant?
[05:04] ---
    Is there something you're looking for?
[05:06] ---
    Yeah, the loner indoorsman
    game-addict here needs those things:
[05:09] ---
    "Protect Your Eyes from Blue Light!"
[05:10] ---
    Computer glasses!
[05:12] ---
    Oh, the ones that cut down
    on blue light from LCD displays.
[05:16] ---
    These are supposed to keep
    your eyes from getting tired.
[05:19] ---
    I've always wanted a pair myself!
[05:21] ---
    Hmm. Might be good for long gaming sessions.
[05:26] ---
    Huh! The lenses are a faint yellow.
[05:29] ---
    So they're like thin sunglasses, eh?
[05:34] ---
    You look good in glasses, Senpai!
[05:36] ---
    Yes! You do!
[05:37] ---
    Eh?
[05:39] ---
    How about these?
[05:41] ---
    Hmm?
[05:42] ---
    Oh, nice! Should we try some others?
[05:45] ---
    Totally!
[05:46] ---
    Ooh, which ones?
[05:46] ---
    How about these?
[05:48] ---
    Like I'm some kind of toy.
[05:51] ---
    Those are perfect!
[05:54] ---
    R-Really?
[05:55] ---
    Yes! They hide your glare-mug
    so you look like a normal person!
[05:59] ---
    Who says I have a glare-mug?!
[06:02] ---
    You should probably wear
    those at work and school, too!
[06:05] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[06:06] ---
    Then how about these?
[06:12] ---
    Where'd you find those?
[06:14] ---
    Do you have to play around with me, too, Ami?
[06:18] ---
    Oh, wow, that is too much. Can I take a picture?
[06:20] ---
    No, you can't!
[06:22] ---
    Look this way... no, don't.
[06:25] ---
    I keep laughing... my phone's shaking!
[06:29] ---
    Knock it off!
[06:30] ---
    Dammit...
[06:31] ---
    Try, uh, try these on next, Senpai!
[06:36] ---
    You're laughing already!
[06:40] ---
    They work with your natural fierce expression
    to make you look like a mafioso!
[06:45] ---
    Like you'd assassinate someone
    with a long piece of wire!
[06:49] ---
    Or like you're dominating
    some criminal underworld!
[06:52] ---
    Oh!
[06:53] ---
    Throw on a white coat,
    and you could be a mad scientist!
[06:57] ---
    Want to?
[06:58] ---
    I do not!
[07:00] ---
    What shelf were these on? I'm putting them back!
[07:02] ---
    Just once, Senpai--just one time!
[07:05] ---
    Brush your hair back with
    those little round glasses on!
[07:09] ---
    Just once, I swear!
[07:10] ---
    You'll turn into an
    embarrassingly tropey character!
[07:14] ---
    What is it you want from me?
[07:17] ---
    Sorry, sorry! Try this last pair on.
[07:20] ---
    These were a serious choice.
[07:23] ---
    Okay?
[07:24] ---
    Uh... okay.
[07:30] ---
    Now make a fist.
[07:32] ---
    Raise your arm.
[07:34] ---
    Open your mouth a little.
[07:36] ---
    Ayyyyy-oh!
[07:44] ---
    Oh, man, that was funny!
[07:46] ---
    You'd better pick out
    your own glasses there, Hana.
[07:49] ---
    Hey, right!
[07:51] ---
    What'll it be?
[07:53] ---
    Gee, which ones?
[07:53] ---
    These are nice.
[07:56] ---
    I do like a pink frame...
[07:59] ---
    But it's gotta be red!
[08:01] ---
    Ooh, yeah!
[08:04] ---
    Check it out, Sakurai.
    Doesn't Hana look good in glasses?
[08:12] ---
    Whaddya think?
[08:21] ---
    You look dumber, strangely enough.
[08:23] ---
    "Strangely enough"?!
[08:24] ---
    Hey, I was complimenting you earlier!
[08:27] ---
    Then you called me a mafioso!
    That makes it a wash, you big dummy!
[08:31] ---
    Picky, picky!
    That's what you are--you know that?
[08:35] ---
    You're the one who has to
    watch what she says and does!
[08:38] ---
    Well, you're the one who's always angry!
[08:41] ---
    Shut up! You asked for it, moron!
[08:43] ---
    Only a moron calls someone a moron, moron!
[08:46] ---
    You just said it yourself, moron!
[08:48] ---
    Moron!
[08:49] ---
    Well, you said it first, moron! Moron! Moron!
[08:52] ---
    Are they all right?
[08:54] ---
    Uh-huh. They're always like that.
[09:02] ---
    I missed out on getting glasses,
    and it's all your fault.
[09:07] ---
    Ooh! Got a Lousy Cat Dandy!
[09:09] ---
    You just had to start something.
[09:13] ---
    Another Gorilla.
[09:15] ---
    Don't dump the blame on me
    just 'cause you're older.
[09:18] ---
    That's power harassment.
[09:20] ---
    Hey, I got a Lousy Cat Genius this time!
[09:23] ---
    Clearly it's your fault, because you started it.
[09:28] ---
    Nothing but Gorillas.
[09:31] ---
    See, your problem is--
[09:37] ---
    Thanks.
[09:39] ---
    Uh... yeah.
[09:42] ---
    Nechst Station. Nechst Station.
[09:47] ---
    Lot of people getting on.
[09:49] ---
    But with this game, the more people
    around you, the higher the monster spawn rate.
[09:55] ---
    See? A Lousy Cat Cyborg!
[09:57] ---
    Still Gorillas here.
[09:59] ---
    Just how much do you like gorillas?
[10:01] ---
    I don't. They like me.
[10:05] ---
    Well, as long as we get where we're going.
[10:12] ---
    Andenechst Station.
[10:15] ---
    Andefallo-Wing Station.
[10:18] ---
    Now it's crazy crowded.
[10:19] ---
    Oh, right--there's a soccer match
    at a nearby stadium.
[10:23] ---
    That explains it.
[10:28] ---
    Pardon me, huh-huh.
[10:35] ---
    S-Something incredibly soft...
[10:38] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[10:41] ---
    It's okay. Can't really help it in all this.
[10:44] ---
    This is bad--and at this rate,
    it'll get really bad!
[10:48] ---
    I can't budge!
[10:50] ---
    Am I just going to have to grin and bear it?
[10:55] ---
    Calm down. Get a hold of yourself!
[10:59] ---
    Think of something else
    and pull yourself together!
[11:03] ---
    S-Senpai?
[11:05] ---
    It's n-nothing.
[11:07] ---
    What's that doing here?!
[11:09] ---
    Gotta get my mind on something else, pronto...
[11:11] ---
    "When Your Chest's Tight and
    Your Heart Won't Stop Pounding"
[11:14] ---
    Senpai?
[11:15] ---
    I am fine. I'm fine.
[11:19] ---
    There are traps everywhere I turn!
[11:21] ---
    I see nothing. I hear nothing.
[11:25] ---
    I turn my consciousness inward.
[11:27] ---
    What's wrong with him?
    He got so quiet all of a sudden.
[11:31] ---
    Oh--his eyelashes are really long.
[11:34] ---
    His face is so close!
[11:36] ---
    Picture it--now! A clear blue sky!
[11:39] ---
    This is like one of those
    wall-pound things, huh? Ha ha...
[11:44] ---
    A vast field, stretching
    as far as the eye can see!
[11:46] ---
    Isn't your arm tired? Don't overdo it.
[11:51] ---
    Crystal-clear, unclouded water,
    its surface like a mirror!
[11:56] ---
    Say something...
[11:58] ---
    I can do this. I can make it through!
[12:07] ---
    With my eyes closed and my ears dulled,
    my other senses are heighten--
[12:20] ---
    Hey, uh, Senpai... Thanks for earli--
[12:24] ---
    Eh?
[12:27] ---
    Senpai!
[12:29] ---
    Is he out cold--on his feet?
[12:33] ---
    The door is closing.
[12:34] ---
    Hey! This is our stop!
[12:37] ---
    Senpai? Senpai!
[12:44] ---
    Now... Now what?
[12:54] ---
    Where am I?
[12:57] ---
    Wait--what time is it?
[12:59] ---
    Oh.
SIGN    "Received Calls" "Uzaki Uzaki Uzaki"
[13:01] ---
    I got a ton of calls from Uzaki.
[13:06] ---
    And... one of these.
[13:11] ---
    So that's what happened during...
[13:15] ---
    ...during Golden Week?
[13:17] ---
    Yes.
[13:19] ---
    No laughing.
[13:21] ---
    And?
[13:23] ---
    And nothing.
[13:24] ---
    I blacked out before it got to that point.
[13:27] ---
    What?
[13:28] ---
    If she made me feel that way,
    I figured I'd be better off unconscious!
[13:33] ---
    I see.
[13:35] ---
    Wait, can he just turn his
    consciousness off and on at will?
[13:39] ---
    What is he, a ninja? Spooky.
[13:41] ---
    Well, don't worry too much about it.
[13:45] ---
    You're young--you should be more carefree.
[13:49] ---
    I mean, I'm sure my Ami
    is hanging out with boys.
[13:54] ---
    With boys?
[13:57] ---
    No, not at all.
[13:58] ---
    See? Not at all!
[14:00] ---
    Not at all? Really?
[14:02] ---
    Yes, really.
[14:03] ---
    What?!
[14:05] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:06] ---
    Why are you apologizing?
[14:09] ---
    Huh!
[14:11] ---
    To think something so hilar--er,
    terrible happened to you afterward!
[14:17] ---
    You were going to say "hilarious"!
[14:19] ---
    That was unfortunate.
[14:21] ---
    Yeah, well.
[14:23] ---
    Follow up with Hana.
[14:25] ---
    After all, she's the one who invited you along.
[14:30] ---
    Yeah... I guess you're right.
[14:43] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
    but I'm not going to engage. Too much trouble.
[14:48] ---
    Listen to this, Senpai.
[14:52] ---
    She's engaging me.
[14:54] ---
    Did something happen?
[14:56] ---
    I was looking at the calendar when it hit me.
[14:59] ---
    Yeah?
[15:00] ---
    There are no holidays in June.
[15:03] ---
    And that's why you're so down?!
[15:05] ---
    You've still got weekends off.
[15:08] ---
    But the more and longer breaks
    the better, don't you think?
[15:13] ---
    Greedy much?
[15:14] ---
    A three-day break really winds you up!
[15:17] ---
    Besides, I get depressed thinking
    about this weather sticking around
[15:21] ---
    for another month.
[15:23] ---
    Sure. But after the rainy
    season comes summer break.
[15:27] ---
    But not before exams.
[15:31] ---
    I wanna go have fun!
[15:36] ---
    Let's do that, then.
[15:39] ---
    How about next weekend?
[15:41] ---
    You mean it?!
[15:43] ---
    Don't startle me!
[15:44] ---
    You startled me!
[15:46] ---
    This same old loner of a senior,
    suggesting we go somewhere?
[15:49] ---
    Hell must be frozen over! Completely frozen over!
    And now I know why it's raining!
[15:53] ---
    Because you say such weird stuff! Ugh!
[15:56] ---
    Calm down!
[15:58] ---
    I can't make heads or tails
    of this mixed-up conversation!
[16:01] ---
    If it doesn't work for you, then never mind.
[16:03] ---
    I'll go!
[16:04] ---
    Well... good.
[16:06] ---
    So... is there someplace you had in mind?
[16:10] ---
    I know: How about an outing by train?
[16:20] ---
    Senpai, your face is all red.
[16:23] ---
    It's nothing. No trains.
[16:25] ---
    Then do you mind if I just
    throw something together?
[16:28] ---
    Please do.
[16:30] ---
    Got it! I can't wait!
[16:34] ---
    That's one frightening laugh.
[16:36] ---
    Still, it's not every day that you invite me.
[16:39] ---
    Yeah, well, I felt bad for what
    happened over Golden Week.
[16:46] ---
    Senpai...
[16:47] ---
    And when I told Ami,
    she said I should follow up with you.
[16:52] ---
    Huh? Are you mad?
[16:55] ---
    I'm not mad.
[16:57] ---
    You totally are.
[16:59] ---
    Not in the slightest.
[17:01] ---
    Oh, come on.
[17:02] ---
    Look, if I were mad, it'd be a big deal!
[17:05] ---
    What the hell?
[17:13] ---
    It's pouring. Forget going out in this.
[17:18] ---
    I hope she's still home...
[17:26] ---
    "Super Huge"
[17:26] ---
    I was just about to call you.
[17:30] ---
    I figured if it was gonna rain anyway,
    I may as well play games at your place.
[17:34] ---
    I thought I'd cook, so I did a little shopping,
    and it started raining harder...
[17:40] ---
    By the time I left the supermarket,
    it was a total disaster.
[17:43] ---
    I appreciate the sentiment,
    but don't go overboard.
[17:46] ---
    Can I borrow your shower?
    Oh... and a change of clothes.
[17:50] ---
    Aw, I shouldn't have worn my favorite shirt.
[17:55] ---
    Care to join me?
[17:57] ---
    Go already!
[18:00] ---
    Honestly.
[18:05] ---
    Whoa! I'm soaked clear through to my undies!
[18:08] ---
    Ugh! TMI!
[18:18] ---
    This shirt is ginormous!
[18:20] ---
    I'll just get lunch started
    before we start playing.
[18:23] ---
    Hey, uh, thanks.
[18:25] ---
    Ta-da!
[18:26] ---
    You don't have any good cookware,
    so I'm giving you my old pot.
[18:31] ---
    That's incredibly nice of you. I appreciate it.
[18:36] ---
    "Uza Curry" "Beef"
[18:36] ---
    First...
[18:38] ---
    Need help?
[18:40] ---
    You're no cook. How about washing these veggies?
[18:44] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[18:46] ---
    You're awfully obedient today, Senpai.
[18:49] ---
    It's just that everything's been
    going wrong for you today, so...
[18:55] ---
    It's fine--I'm a good cook.
[18:59] ---
    You said you couldn't taste the porridge
    I made for you when you were sick,
[19:04] ---
    so there's a little score-settling in the mix.
[19:06] ---
    I'm really sorry I said that.
[19:09] ---
    My cooking will have your
    unsophisticated palate moaning!
[19:14] ---
    Again, you've gone a step too far.
[19:20] ---
    What game do you want to play?
[19:22] ---
    Oh! You downloaded Meowcraft! Let's play that!
[19:29] ---
    Let's work together to build
    something totally out-there!
[19:33] ---
    This is too perfect a way for
    a college student to waste a day off.
[19:42] ---
    Ah, whatever.
[19:45] ---
    Ready to be a useless college student?
[19:47] ---
    I mean, you've been one all along.
[19:50] ---
    Back off!
[20:16] ---
    Phew! That was fun!
[20:21] ---
    I guess it was asking too much
    to finish our build in one day.
[20:25] ---
    It did get torn down a few times.
[20:27] ---
    We can just work on it
    the next time you're over.
[20:30] ---
    The... next time?
[20:34] ---
    Hmm?
[20:37] ---
    Yeah!
[20:40] ---
    Enough with the scary laugh!
[20:47] ---
    Put the curry pot in
    the fridge just like that, 'kay?
[20:52] ---
    Will do.
[20:54] ---
    It'll taste even better after sitting overnight.
[20:58] ---
    You know, I've heard that. Is it true?
[21:01] ---
    Let it sit overnight and the roux
    soaks into the meat and veggies,
[21:05] ---
    which release their umami components--amino
    acids, sugars--into the roux!
[21:09] ---
    That's how you get a richer
    umami flavor all through the curry.
[21:12] ---
    I'm sorry I asked.
[21:15] ---
    I'm looking forward to it.
[21:17] ---
    Good!
[21:19] ---
    Though today's was already plenty good.
[21:24] ---
    Senpai?
[21:28] ---
    You said "the next time"... How about tomorrow?
[21:35] ---
    Oh, to pick up where we left off today?
    Sure. God knows I'm free.
[21:40] ---
    Hooray!
[21:45] ---
    Then let's hang out again, okay?
[21:49] ---
    Yep.
[21:51] ---
    Um... wait--what?
[21:55] ---
    Sorry. I seem to have
    left my pass at your place.
[22:02] ---
    You're so disorganized.
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 5: I Want to Meddle
    in My Friend`s Business!"