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E6 - Summer! The Beach! I Want to Test My Courage!

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    Look, Senpai--the ocean!
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    I mean, obviously.
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    Right?
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    Ocean! Ocean! Ocean!
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    It's so hot...
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    "Beach Barn"
    "Watermelon Piñatas 2,000 Yen"
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    Niiice.
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    The beach in summer makes everyone open up.
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    What are these four doing there?
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    It all began one afternoon a week earlier,
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    right here in this café.
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    All right, folks: here comes
    Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
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    Ready? Go!
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    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:27] ---
    "Episode 6: Summer! The Beach!
    I Want to Test My Courage!"
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    And so,
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    this is our new part-timer: Hana Uzaki.
[02:42] ---
    Glad to be part of the team!
[02:44] ---
    What's the big idea?
[02:45] ---
    You were so gung-ho on me quitting
    so I could get some peace!
[02:49] ---
    Aw, don't be a hater. We'll have fun!
[02:55] ---
    Although I'm here in part because
    I wanted to see that hater face of yours.
[02:59] ---
    Damn you!
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    With summer break around the corner and all,
    I wanted a little more spending money.
[03:04] ---
    I asked the owner and got his immediate okay!
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    I thought it'd be fun,
    so I figured I'd hire her.
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    That's your reason?!
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    Now, Sakurai, you may not like Hana,
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    but she is the one who
    came to me looking for a job.
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    Wouldn't it be wrong for you to try to stop her?
[03:24] ---
    B-But...
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    Well, just show her the ropes for now.
    One learns by teaching, you know.
[03:33] ---
    All right.
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    You sure about this, Senpai?
    Think you can teach me?
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    Listen, you...
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    When a customer comes in,
    show them to their seat.
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    Regulars often head to their
    favorite spot before you take them there.
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    I'm a practice customer.
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    Here: ice water and a hand towel.
[03:56] ---
    This is the first thing
    we bring to each new customer.
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    Wait till you see they're seated,
    then bring these out.
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    Please let me know when you're ready to order.
[04:09] ---
    Please let me know when you're ready to order.
[04:13] ---
    Careful not to make a menu-reading
    customer feel rushed or pressured.
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    Then you take their order.
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    That's how it usually goes. Next we'll--
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    Ooh! Senpai!
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    Huh? What is it?
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    Where are all the jokes?
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    There aren't any! What exactly did you expect?!
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    This act is going on forever!
    You gotta toss in a little joke or three.
[04:34] ---
    What act?! We're not putting on a skit here!
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    So serious!
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    Of course! You're getting
    paid for this--take it seriously!
[04:45] ---
    So serious!
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    Hey, it's your café, Mr. Employer!
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    We've been showing her how
    it's done since before you arrived.
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    This right here was all about winding you up!
[04:55] ---
    What the hell?!
[04:58] ---
    Thank you very much!
[05:02] ---
    Hey, are you going anywhere over summer break?
[05:06] ---
    Hmm? Nowhere in particular.
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    I've been looking forward
    to this game that's coming out--
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    I plan to hole up at home as much as possible.
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    What?!
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    You do that all year long!
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    You're gonna waste your
    precious summer break on games?!
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    Oh, man... this is shaping up
    to be the best summer ever!
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    Th-This athletic shut-in is just hopeless.
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    I've got to do something!
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    Then let's go to the beach! Or a pool!
[05:32] ---
    Eh?
[05:35] ---
    Then it's settled! A done deal!
[05:36] ---
    You haven't done any swimming since
    you graduated high school, have you?
[05:41] ---
    Now that you mention it... no.
[05:43] ---
    Huh!
[05:45] ---
    Heard you were working together
    and came by to see for myself.
[05:47] ---
    Huh?
[05:47] ---
    Oh!
[05:50] ---
    Now this looks like a fun conversation!
[05:59] ---
    It's so hot...
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    Hey, Ami!
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    Over here!
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    Hey, Hana!
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    Here, here! Over this way!
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    What a terrible sight.
    Those things are weapons.
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    We rented an umbrella and
    set out a beach blanket! C'mon!
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    Thanks!
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    I wish the bossman could have come, too.
[06:46] ---
    Not after he threw out his back.
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    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[06:53] ---
    Oh, Sakaki? He came a little earlier,
    said he was gonna check out our lodging.
[06:58] ---
    Right.
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    I'll handle transportation and lodging.
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    Huh? You sure, Itsuhito?
[07:05] ---
    Hooray! Let's all go together!
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    Beach! Beach! Beach!
[07:08] ---
    Hey! Where do you get off--
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    I know how you feel, but... it's them.
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    Can you in good conscience send them off?
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    Just the two of them--no regrets?
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    So now it's up to me to watch over those two.
[07:26] ---
    Oh? Where's Sakurai? Wasn't he with you?
[07:30] ---
    Senpai? He's...
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    ...there!
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    That's far! How did he wind up out there?!
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    "Kids, don't try this at home!"
[07:39] ---
    He got so hyped up gazing at the water,
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    then went running into it full tilt
    like he just couldn't take it anymore!
[07:45] ---
    That jerk will stop at nothing
    to get his alone time.
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    I've never swum in the ocean before--
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    the waves make it
    a little different than a pool.
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    And fun!
[07:57] ---
    Hardcore much?!
[07:59] ---
    Listen, Sakurai, you don't need goggles
    at the beach--let alone a swim cap!
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    You're not a lifeguard!
[08:07] ---
    Oh, really?
[08:09] ---
    See? It's like I told you.
[08:11] ---
    The whole swim-club look turns
    people off, so let's skip it today.
[08:15] ---
    Look, we're here to have fun!
    This is leisure time!
[08:19] ---
    Forget all about swim club for now!
[08:22] ---
    She's super ticked off.
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    And why'd you leave Hana behind
    and go swimming alone?
[08:28] ---
    Huh?
[08:31] ---
    See, if you're all alone, so is Hana.
[08:36] ---
    What if someone hits on her?
[08:38] ---
    Huh?
[08:40] ---
    Can you be responsible if something happens?
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    The guy she came with has to look out for her!
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    Got it? Say something!
[08:48] ---
    Y-Yessir...
[08:50] ---
    You can start with swimsuit compliments.
[08:52] ---
    I doubt it'll come easy to you,
    but that's what you get for going solo.
[08:56] ---
    Uh... okay.
[08:58] ---
    Let's see...
[09:00] ---
    You look really good in that swimsuit.
    Just wonderful.
[09:03] ---
    The sky blue suits your personal image,
[09:06] ---
    and, uh...
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    Not mine!
[09:15] ---
    Wow, what a shock. Looking at me
    so seriously from so close up...
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    Doofus.
[09:22] ---
    Hey, Uzaki...
[09:23] ---
    What's up, Senpai? The dolphin's almost ready.
[09:35] ---
    Oh, dear! Did he say something?
[09:38] ---
    Huh? Oh, nothing! Nothing at all!
[09:43] ---
    Covering up her embarrassment, huh?
[09:49] ---
    Will that do?
[09:52] ---
    Good job. Well done.
[09:53] ---
    I remain somewhat suspicious.
[09:57] ---
    Hey! Enjoying yourselves? I brought a snack!
[10:01] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[10:03] ---
    Ooh, a watermelon!
[10:04] ---
    But we'll use this.
[10:07] ---
    A bat?
[10:08] ---
    That's right--it's time for...
[10:10] ---
    ...a seaside standby: the watermelon piñata!
[10:15] ---
    Why me?
[10:17] ---
    You've never done it before!
    We're making memories, Sak!
[10:21] ---
    Okay, blindfold's on.
[10:23] ---
    If you insist. Come at me--from any direction!
[10:28] ---
    It's actually more fun to be on the guiding end.
[10:32] ---
    Or the mis guiding end.
[10:36] ---
    First let's blindside him
    and drop-kick him into the ocean!
[10:44] ---
    You go there first?
[10:46] ---
    What kind of games do you play, anyway?
[10:49] ---
    Okay, Uzaki, you get right on Sak there.
[10:51] ---
    Roger that!
[10:52] ---
    Hang on--can I get a video
    of this with my phone?
[10:56] ---
    Hey! You realize I can
    hear everything you're saying!
[10:59] ---
    Go on then, Sak!
[11:03] ---
    Ooh, Senpai, you're practically a sitting duck.
[11:06] ---
    I'll get you for this.
[11:08] ---
    Okay, here goes...
[11:10] ---
    Right!
[11:11] ---
    Over a short distance: up, down, left, right, B!
[11:16] ---
    That's how you start? Are you nuts?
[11:19] ---
    Down, up, down, B, down-right,
    up-left, B, up, up-left, A!
[11:24] ---
    Why the hell are you feeding me
    inputs for fighting-game moves?!
[11:28] ---
    Seriously, quit screwing around!
[11:30] ---
    Right, right, up, down, left, B!
    Left, down, right, up, A, B!
[11:30] ---
    Wow, is she in her element.
    Nothing left for us to do.
[11:34] ---
    That doesn't make any sense!
[11:34] ---
    Now that's what I call a gift.
[11:38] ---
    Dammit...
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    Start by walking forward, Sakurai.
[11:41] ---
    "True"
[11:42] ---
    A little to the right--to the right!
[11:44] ---
    Senpai, Senpai! Up, X, down, B, L, Y, R, A!
[11:45] ---
    "Not an option"
[11:49] ---
    Shut up, Uzaki!
[11:54] ---
    Uh-oh--
[11:58] ---
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[12:00] ---
    Huh?
[12:06] ---
    What's this? A jellyfish?
[12:14] ---
    Now, come on--that's just way too convenient!
[12:18] ---
    Hey, tell me where to go! Where's that melon?
[12:24] ---
    Aren't you grabbing it right now?
[12:26] ---
    Huh?
[12:32] ---
    Could you please move first?
[12:39] ---
    Are we there yet?
[12:41] ---
    Relax. The place is just up ahead.
[12:45] ---
    What are you so pouty about?
[12:47] ---
    Nothing. I'm not pouty.
[12:51] ---
    Oh?
[12:53] ---
    It was bound to happen.
[12:56] ---
    Ugh, forget it! Where's that damn watermelon?
[13:03] ---
    Huh? Oh, so that was the watermelon.
[13:24] ---
    He is such a doofus.
[13:28] ---
    Here we are.
[13:32] ---
    When you said you'd handle the lodging...
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    Is this your summer home?
[13:38] ---
    Come on in. Pick whichever room you like!
[13:41] ---
    I didn't know you were rich, Sakaki.
[13:44] ---
    I knew you had a summer home,
    but this is the first I've seen it.
[13:48] ---
    I invited you last year--you just didn't come!
[13:51] ---
    And my parents are the rich ones, not me.
[13:55] ---
    Whoa! Check it out, Senpai!
[13:58] ---
    A rich person's light switch!
[14:00] ---
    Wow! It really is!
[14:02] ---
    Whoa! The intercom has a camera!
[14:05] ---
    Seriously?!
[14:06] ---
    Whoa! It's one of those click-pull things!
[14:08] ---
    Awesome!
[14:11] ---
    What's your standard for "rich," anyway?
[14:15] ---
    Take anything you want from the fridge.
    I stocked it up for today.
[14:20] ---
    Wow...
[14:21] ---
    Look, Senpai: meat!
[14:23] ---
    You do like meat, don't you?
[14:25] ---
    Well, of course I do! After all, it is meat!
[14:36] ---
    Mmm, delish! Cookouts are the best!
[14:40] ---
    What are we going to do after this?
[14:42] ---
    I brought a game!
[14:44] ---
    So did I.
[14:45] ---
    Then it's a showdown!
[14:47] ---
    Hey, you two, you can do that any old time!
[14:50] ---
    It's summer break!
    Sleeping away from home! And nighttime!
[14:54] ---
    That calls for a certain... activity.
[14:59] ---
    To the back hills!
[15:06] ---
    Well, we did what you said
    and followed you here...
[15:10] ---
    Is there something up there?
[15:12] ---
    It's awfully dark.
[15:14] ---
    Are we going to build a campfire?
[15:17] ---
    Sure, it's a little clichéd,
    but it's just not summer without...
[15:21] ---
    ...a test of courage! Let's do it!
[15:28] ---
    I'm out.
[15:29] ---
    There's this bluff up ahead, see?
[15:32] ---
    I don't want to hear it! I'm out!
[15:34] ---
    What gives, Sak? Not into this kind of thing?
[15:39] ---
    I don't play horror games
    or watch horror flicks.
[15:45] ---
    And do you know why?
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    Because they're scary!
[15:50] ---
    You struck a pose to say that?
[15:52] ---
    He's desperately trying to avoid danger.
[15:56] ---
    Okay! I'm sorry!
[15:58] ---
    I seriously didn't know it was
    a problem for you. I apologize.
[16:03] ---
    Still... while it's great to be honest and all,
[16:06] ---
    maybe it wasn't such a hot idea
    to announce your own weakness.
[16:12] ---
    Huh...
[16:16] ---
    So scary stuff is too much for you, eh, Senpai?
[16:23] ---
    Why, I had no idea. Huh!
[16:28] ---
    Knock that off, Uzaki. It was all my fault.
[16:33] ---
    Isn't it too early to raise the white flag?
[16:35] ---
    He really can't deal with scary stuff, can he?
[16:38] ---
    Yoink!
[16:38] ---
    Ah!
[16:39] ---
    Woohoo! Got your phone!
[16:42] ---
    Time to air all your dirty laundry
    for everyone to see!
[16:46] ---
    No! Give that back! I mean it!
[16:48] ---
    You'll have to catch me first!
[16:51] ---
    Damn you!
[16:53] ---
    Ooh, you're fast, Senpai!
[16:54] ---
    Quit going further in!
[16:56] ---
    Wait up! Hey!
[16:57] ---
    Was this the plan?
[17:01] ---
    I figured we'd all go in together.
[17:04] ---
    Plus, I was picturing it the other way around.
[17:09] ---
    Oh, Senpai, I'm so scared!
[17:13] ---
    Good girl.
[17:16] ---
    Ah, well. Shall we go after them?
[17:23] ---
    The other day...
[17:24] ---
    Huh?
[17:26] ---
    You told me not to meddle, to watch over them.
[17:31] ---
    That's right.
[17:34] ---
    So I thought I'd just create
    the right conditions instead.
[17:39] ---
    Conditions for them to turn
    into something interesting.
[17:43] ---
    I knew it. I figured that's what happened.
[17:48] ---
    But when every move those
    two make is so unexpected...
[17:52] ---
    It doesn't go so well.
[17:56] ---
    But... why?
[17:58] ---
    Huh?
[17:59] ---
    Why would you go to such lengths?
[18:02] ---
    Why? Hmm...
[18:06] ---
    Sak's a great guy,
[18:09] ---
    but he's so damn serious,
    and awkward, and bad at making friends,
[18:14] ---
    and a loner...
[18:16] ---
    And while I know it's none of my business,
[18:20] ---
    I wish his college life could be more fun.
[18:26] ---
    Otherwise, it's kind of
    a waste, don't you think?
[18:37] ---
    That and... other reasons.
[18:41] ---
    Other reasons, huh?
[18:44] ---
    Oh, there they are.
[18:45] ---
    Huh?
[18:47] ---
    I'm really sorry, Senpai. Please forgive me!
[18:50] ---
    I got carried away.
[18:52] ---
    Sakaki and Ami are here, see? We'll all head back
    and have some ice cream, okay?
[18:58] ---
    I can't move another step.
[19:01] ---
    His voice is so weak!
[19:03] ---
    All right, I'm calling it off. Let's go back.
[19:06] ---
    We can go back and play games, Senpai.
[19:10] ---
    Play games...
[19:12] ---
    So weak!
[19:18] ---
    Yesss! Look at that, Senpai! New high score!
[19:28] ---
    You said you were going to play games!
[19:41] ---
    Sakaki and Ami fell asleep, too...
[19:45] ---
    Well, we did have a really active day today.
[19:48] ---
    Everyone's just tuckered out.
[19:52] ---
    Still, seeing his sleeping face
    like this gets me all restless!
[19:57] ---
    It's your fault for letting down your guard!
[20:03] ---
    S-S-Senpai! What are you doing?!
[20:09] ---
    He's asleep?
[20:11] ---
    So he's a hugger, huh? Didn't see that coming.
[20:16] ---
    Phew, what a fright.
[20:22] ---
    Wh-Whoa, Senpai!
    You're not secretly awake, are you?!
[20:29] ---
    He's out cold.
[20:32] ---
    I guess he wouldn't do this if he were awake.
[20:37] ---
    After all, I am the one who teased
    the scaredy cat and tired him out.
[20:41] ---
    Maybe it's okay for a little while, anyway.
[20:46] ---
    Just for today... Just for today...
[21:19] ---
    Huh!
[21:22] ---
    So I fell asleep in the
    living room after all that, eh?
[21:28] ---
    But man, it feels like
    I had a great night's sleep!
[21:33] ---
    You might want to invest
    in one of those body pillows.
[21:38] ---
    Huh? Why's that?
[21:40] ---
    Oh, no reason!
[21:48] ---
    I get the feeling we missed on
    something extremely important.
[21:52] ---
    Next time I'll get those two together for sure!
[21:56] ---
    And I bet Kakyoin's soul
    that you'll fail yet again!
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 7: I Want to Hang Out
    at a Cat Café and a Pub!"
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