E11 - I Kind of Want to Do Things Right Already!

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    A surprising development greeted Sakurai
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    when he visited his parents
    for the first time in two years.
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    I have a baby sister?!
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    And the reason behind Sakurai's
    solitary lifestyle was revealed.
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    Your mom and I could get
    back to getting frisky again!
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    You suck.
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    "Public House"
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    Meanwhile, Ami and Sakaki
    had invited Uzaki out for drinks.
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    You know, I'd love to hear more
    about you two back in high school.
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    "Fresh Fish" "Nipponkai Pub"
    "Grilled Chicken"
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    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
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    "Episode 11: I Kind of Want
    to Do Things Right Already!"
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    During post-club practice...
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    How many lessons has
    Sakurai-senpai given me already?
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    How was that, Senpai?
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    Mmm... better than
    when you started, but...
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    You've stopped sinking, anyway.
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    See, with the crawl,
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    you just kind of have to splish.
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    Splish?
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    Right. Splish.
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    Huh? Wasn't I splishing?
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    You were sploshing.
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    Sploshing?! And that's not
    the same as splishing?
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    They're pretty different.
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    This is splish,
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    and this is splosh.
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    Can't tell them apart?
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    I'm sorry--I'm completely lost!
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    Hmm... how should I put this...?
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    Senpai?
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    What's up?
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    Oh, it's nothing. Sorry.
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    No, come on.
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    Well... I feel weird telling you...
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    It's fine, really. Go ahead.
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    Promise you won't get mad.
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    I promise.
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    Well, I've been thinking
    for a while now...
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    This is the third time
    you've watched me swim.
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    You swim fast,
    and your form is beautiful...
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    But you're really not
    a great teacher, are you?
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    I-I'm sorry! That's so cheeky of me--
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    here you are teaching me and everything!
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    No... it's fine. I'm sorry, too.
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    I had a feeling.
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    Sorry. I wish I could teach you better.
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    I've never taught anyone before.
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    Really? Not even the other freshmen?
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    I haven't taught them.
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    Everyone this year has some
    experience swimming, anyway.
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    Now that you mention it...
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    I didn't even start swimming
    till my freshman year.
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    And you're that fast?
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    I was hopeless at first, too.
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    And it's only now that I really see
    how well my seniors guided me.
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    It's hard to teach other people...
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    What about me?
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    Why are you teaching me?
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    You're too dangerous
    to be left on your own.
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    It's like...
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    I can't stand by and do nothing?
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    Look,
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    even someone with just a year of swimming
    under his belt can watch over you.
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    I know you won't drown, at least,
    so you can practice with peace of mind.
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    You're a real nice guy, huh, Senpai?
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    I am?
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    I thought you'd be a lot scarier.
    It's the eyes.
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    Oh, no! I did it again!
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    I'm so sorry! Was that a sore spot?
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    Well, yeah... kind of.
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    But it's okay.
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    Sakurai-senpai?
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    If you started swimming in high school,
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    what was your middle-school club?
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    I played baseball at first,
    but I quit after a year.
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    I wasn't in any clubs after that.
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    Why not?
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    I think I just wasn't cut out for them.
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    Then that kind of makes me
    your first junior, doesn't it?
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    Yeah... I guess it does.
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    I mean, as far as clubs go.
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    Hmm, yes, I see!
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    Okay, I'm going to get
    a little more practice in.
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    Be careful.
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    I get it now...
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    It occurred to me:
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    Senpai's bad at using anything
    that's not his own body.
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    "Fwoosh"
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    The more a sport is separate
    from his body, the worse he is,
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    but all his muscle strength
    and stamina make him great
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    at running, swimming solo,
    and rock-climbing.
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    No, when I said "I get it," I meant--
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    And maybe it's his
    natural loner tendencies,
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    but he doesn't seem to be
    any good at team sports.
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    He said he made a mistake
    picking baseball in middle school.
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    We gotta make her talk more
    while she's good and sloshed.
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    Any weird interjection could
    disrupt this flow, so please, Ami...
[06:43] ---
    Uzaki's going to notice that creepy look!
    Try a slightly more normal face, please!
[06:47] ---
    And wipe that drool!
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    Hana...
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    Today's drinks are on me,
    so go on--drink up!
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    A pitcher of beer, please!
[07:03] ---
    Hooray!
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    So reckless...
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    Stop that.
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    It doesn't hurt much,
    but still, stop that.
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    Uh... Nodoka, was it?
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    Well, what do you know?
    You're best buds already!
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    That's siblings for you.
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    Nice babysitting!
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    Does this count as babysitting?
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    Isn't that nice, Nodoka?
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    What a sweet big brother,
    playing with you!
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    You're taking too many pictures!
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    Turn more toward me.
    I'll send some to you later.
[07:47] ---
    I'm good.
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    Oh, don't worry--I'll hang
    out with you, too.
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    Huh?
[07:54] ---
    You might get sweaty;
    best to do it before your bath.
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    Now, then...
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    It's been a while--
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    let's see just how rusty you've gotten.
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    Show me what you've got!
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    Good job!
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    I hope they finish
    before dinner gets cold.
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    Got him at last. Now to topple--
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    High collar grip!
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    Phew! I'm beat.
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    Not much has changed since high school,
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    though his pulling hand is more powerful.
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    He moves well, too.
    Must be working out a lot.
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    Now...
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    Uh-oh!
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    Oof!
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    You panicked and put your hand out.
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    Gotta break that bad habit.
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    Stay one move ahead...
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    of the next move ahead.
    Get flustered, and it's game over.
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    Your physical ability hasn't diminished,
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    and you broke your
    fall well--I'll give you that.
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    But you won't get anywhere
    without your intuition for the sport.
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    Come back any time;
    I'll gladly spar with you.
[09:44] ---
    Who exactly was it who tried
    to get me to stay away?
[09:48] ---
    Whoa, someone did that?
    What a nasty piece of work.
[09:53] ---
    God, Dad, you're such a jerk.
[09:57] ---
    You know, I've been wondering...
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    Why are you wearing
    a hakama skirt for judo?
[10:03] ---
    Isn't it cool?
[10:05] ---
    So it's just a fashion statement.
[10:07] ---
    Here I thought you'd taken up aikido, too.
[10:10] ---
    We started wearing these
    in the family dojo this year.
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    Where's mine?
[10:14] ---
    You don't have one. Jealous?
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    Dammit. Kinda.
[10:18] ---
    C'mon, up, up--no resting.
[10:21] ---
    If you can't manage to throw me
    before I throw you ten times,
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    I'll make you tell me
    all about your girlfriend.
[10:28] ---
    Three more throws to go!
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    Look, I told you, she's not my girlfriend!
[10:34] ---
    Oh, she's not, eh?
[10:37] ---
    So what is this not-girlfriend doing
    at your place so late at night, hmm?
[10:44] ---
    Did she spend the night?
[10:47] ---
    Yeah, but...
[10:49] ---
    There are steps to take
    before you fool around like that.
[10:53] ---
    No steps involved, believe me!
[10:56] ---
    Not that.
[10:57] ---
    I'm suggesting she's someone
    who'd readily take a bath
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    in the apartment of a man
    who's not her boyfriend.
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    She's not! There are some iffy things
    about her, but she's not like that!
[11:09] ---
    Not that it's your business,
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    but she comes over to hang out
    because she worries about me!
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    She trusts me, as her senpai!
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    Abeshi!
[11:21] ---
    You imbecile!
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    How can my son be
    so frighteningly useless?!
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    A s-sneak attack...
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    Think about it!
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    If you don't do things right,
    people are gonna talk about that girl!
[11:38] ---
    He's finally getting it.
    But I can't stop there.
[11:42] ---
    Two more quick throws,
    and I'll have you spilling all the beans.
[11:47] ---
    Here goes!
[11:49] ---
    It's almost dinner time!
[11:51] ---
    What are you doing?!
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    You stink of sweat.
    Bath first, both of you!
[11:57] ---
    Now I'll have to reheat dinner.
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    Honestly!
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    I'll let you off the hook for today.
[12:07] ---
    Y'know, your mother may have had a baby,
    but she's still stronger than I am.
[12:12] ---
    Don't get her too angry
    or too worried, okay?
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    Ami...
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    Something I noticed:
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    Having water afterwards is
    a big part of going out drinking.
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    I get that!
[12:28] ---
    Look at this girl...
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    What an old-man conversation.
[12:34] ---
    Thanks for bringing her home, Ami.
    Can youget home okay?
[12:39] ---
    I'll be fine. I've got a taxi waiting.
[12:43] ---
    And I just love taking taxis
    with other people's money!
[12:46] ---
    I-Is that so...?
[12:49] ---
    Well... good night.
[12:51] ---
    Ami! Ami!
[12:53] ---
    Yanagi?
[12:55] ---
    Were there any developments
    between Hana and her senpai today?
[12:59] ---
    No... I'm afraid Sakurai didn't join us.
[13:03] ---
    Aw, too bad.
[13:04] ---
    In the end, I just got some rather
    one-sided enjoyment out of it...
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    I wish she'd lay off the
    creepy eyes when she comes over.
[13:14] ---
    Why do you ask?
[13:16] ---
    Well...
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    There's something I'd like to try.
[13:21] ---
    Such good water...
[13:24] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
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    Uzaki...
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    If you don't do things right,
    people are gonna talk about that girl!
[13:44] ---
    Can I... perhaps...
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    ...join you?
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    You and your papa, Shinichi?
    For old time's sake--
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    Who's this "papa"?!
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    Go on, now!
[14:06] ---
    You haven't been home in
    nearly two years, so eat up!
[14:11] ---
    But this is way too much!
[14:13] ---
    That's a mother's love.
[14:16] ---
    Shut up and take it.
[14:19] ---
    "Asia Café"
[14:19] ---
    So you and Sakurai go to the same gym!
[14:23] ---
    And when I heard the café's name,
    it turned out to be yours!
[14:26] ---
    Small world, eh?
[14:28] ---
    Do you two go way back?
[14:31] ---
    Imura and I were in
    the same year at school.
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    The sandwiches here
    are made with our bread.
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    Though it's been years
    since I've stopped by.
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    It's that kind of relationship.
[14:42] ---
    I see.
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    Sakaki, you're Sakurai's friend, right?
    How about you join him at the gym?
[14:48] ---
    Hmm, well...
[14:50] ---
    And I hear your back's been
    giving you trouble, bossman.
[14:53] ---
    Nothing better than exercise
    to fix that right up!
[14:57] ---
    It might be fun to work out
    with people I know.
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    We're waiting for you!
    Sakurai got used to it right away.
[15:04] ---
    Always with the fevered sales pitch...
[15:06] ---
    By the way, speaking of Sakurai...
[15:11] ---
    He's been wiping
    that same spot all this time.
[15:14] ---
    It's okay. He does that a lot lately.
[15:17] ---
    He's at that age. Lots to worry about.
[15:22] ---
    But today it's more serious.
[15:29] ---
    Well, I'm heading back.
    I've got work today.
[15:32] ---
    Just don't get sick, okay?
[15:35] ---
    Right. I'll be careful.
[15:38] ---
    And I'll come back more often from now on.
[15:41] ---
    I'd like to really throw that rotten
    father of mine once before I graduate.
[15:45] ---
    Yeah! Do your worst!
[15:55] ---
    See you later, Nodoka.
[16:00] ---
    Shinichi?
[16:02] ---
    Do it right.
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    Oh, shut up.
[16:06] ---
    What was that about?
[16:09] ---
    It's our secret!
[16:11] ---
    My indecisiveness is going
    to cause problems for her, huh?
[16:17] ---
    I never even considered that.
[16:19] ---
    Heck, my not realizing might have
    alreadyscrewed things up for her.
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    "Do things right," eh?
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    But I have no idea what
    I need to do to make that happen.
[16:33] ---
    Sakurai?
[16:35] ---
    Fuji...
[16:36] ---
    You've had that pained
    look on your face all day.
[16:39] ---
    I'm sorry. I've been thinking too much
    and getting my head all mixed up.
[16:45] ---
    Is this about that girl
    you mentioned earlier?
[16:51] ---
    Wow, Sakurai...
[16:53] ---
    You'd ask advice from
    someone you only just met?
[16:56] ---
    You've known us for so much longer...
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    And what's wrong with that?!
[17:01] ---
    Besides, it's not like that.
[17:02] ---
    I didn't ask for advice--or
    say anything at all, really.
[17:06] ---
    More like Fuji just
    guessed what was going on.
[17:09] ---
    It's not like I was leaving
    you two out of the loop...
[17:14] ---
    We were kidding. Partly.
[17:16] ---
    Well, in any case...
[17:18] ---
    Sakurai, be honest:
    What do you want from this girl?
[17:21] ---
    What do I want?
[17:23] ---
    A girlfriend? A lover?
    Someone who'll be with you?
[17:28] ---
    Aren't those all basically the same thing?
[17:31] ---
    Aren't you fretting because
    the status quo isn't cutting it?
[17:36] ---
    Because you want to resolve this somehow?
[17:39] ---
    That's what I think, anyway.
[17:43] ---
    The status quo isn't working...
    Is that what I think?
[17:49] ---
    Solve the problem.
[17:51] ---
    Huh?
[17:53] ---
    How you end up solving it is up to you.
[17:58] ---
    But you might be able to get there
    by setting aside your worries
[18:02] ---
    and figuring out your goals first.
[18:04] ---
    My... goals?
[18:07] ---
    Right. What do you see as
    the best possible outcome?
[18:12] ---
    Try mulling that over for a while first.
[18:16] ---
    Then, if the problem's too hard
    to solve on your own,
[18:20] ---
    you can lean on those around you.
[18:23] ---
    You've got friends who won't
    begrudge you a little help, right?
[18:28] ---
    Everyone knows you're a good guy.
[18:32] ---
    We'll forgive a little
    greediness on your part.
[18:36] ---
    Boss...
[18:40] ---
    Thanks.
[18:42] ---
    You really went all-in this time!
[18:46] ---
    I thought it was your policy
    not to intervene.
[18:50] ---
    It's just that Sakurai was in such
    a pickle. I figured it couldn't hurt.
[18:56] ---
    "Couldn't hurt"? You should
    push him like that all the time!
[19:00] ---
    As embarrassing as it is to admit,
    I was moved.
[19:02] ---
    Leave it to you.
[19:04] ---
    What an unpleasant place to work.
[19:06] ---
    Oh, goodness me, stop that.
[19:08] ---
    Though I do sort of resent having
    my moment stolen by someone
[19:11] ---
    who just showed up out of the blue...
[19:13] ---
    I completely understand.
[19:15] ---
    What's this, Sakurai?
[19:17] ---
    You don't even have
    to blow off steam at the gym--
[19:19] ---
    you're already surrounded by great folks!
[19:23] ---
    What the--?! Is he trying to
    insert himself into the discussion
[19:26] ---
    with a know-it-all look?
[19:28] ---
    Sakurai,
[19:30] ---
    you always looked so gloomy
    when you came to the gym.
[19:34] ---
    I get the feeling you'll look a
    lot less weighed-down next time.
[19:38] ---
    Fuji... I hope you'll be my spotter again.
[19:42] ---
    Sure!
[19:43] ---
    "The Next Day"
[19:45] ---
    I may not have reached any conclusions...
[19:48] ---
    but I do feel a lot better.
[19:53] ---
    I'll have to think things over.
[19:56] ---
    That's right.
[19:57] ---
    Uzaki may have a foul mouth,
    but she's good people.
[20:02] ---
    And she's done so much for me.
[20:06] ---
    I'll thank her for all she's done
    when I see her today.
[20:10] ---
    And I'll do my best not to be
    mean or ungrateful to her...
[20:15] ---
    Senpai!
[20:18] ---
    Hey.
[20:23] ---
    Gosh, I don't see you for a little while,
    and it feels like forever.
[20:28] ---
    Does it?
[20:31] ---
    Looks like she's in a good mood, too.
[20:33] ---
    She's all smiles... If I'm going
    to thank her, now's the time.
[20:39] ---
    Uzaki, about everything--
[20:42] ---
    Look, I can't be bothered to beat around
    the bush, so I'll just cut to the chase:
[20:45] ---
    I know you don't have any Christmas plans.
[20:49] ---
    You're right.
[20:50] ---
    Oh, you poor thing!
[20:52] ---
    When I picture you spending
    that sacred night all alone at your place
[20:55] ---
    picking at fried chicken and cake,
[20:56] ---
    I want to laugh and cry at the same time!
[21:00] ---
    My girlfriends have invited me
    to a Christmas party,
[21:03] ---
    but I can turn them down
    for your sake, Senpai.
[21:06] ---
    And if you really, really want me to...
[21:09] ---
    I can hang out with you
    on Christmas instead.
[21:12] ---
    What would you do without
    such a kind-hearted junior, Senpai?
[21:16] ---
    Christmas with a cute girl!
[21:18] ---
    This is your big chance--it might
    never come again as long as you live!
[21:22] ---
    You'll make memories for a lifetime!
[21:24] ---
    I win! Part 3 is over!
[21:26] ---
    Huh? Nope: She's ticking me off.
[21:30] ---
    Right, Senpai?
[21:31] ---
    Quit coming over to my place!
[21:34] ---
    Why?!
[21:36] ---
    You hurl insult after insult
    at me right after we meet up?
[21:39] ---
    What even is the point?
[21:40] ---
    Wait, Senpai, please!
[21:43] ---
    Stop following me.
[21:44] ---
    But, Senpai...
[21:46] ---
    Quiet!
[21:49] ---
    Why are they like this?
[21:53] ---
    Senpai!
[21:55] ---
    Please let me in!
[21:58] ---
    --The banishment stands.
    --Senpai!
[22:00] ---
    What will come of Christmas?!
[22:04] ---
    
[22:06] ---
    
[23:35] ---
    "Next Time"
    "Episode 12: I Want to Play
    on Christmas Eve, Too!"