# E11 - I Kind of Want to Do Things Right Already!
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A surprising development greeted Sakurai
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when he visited his parents
for the first time in two years.
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I have a baby sister?!
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And the reason behind Sakurai's
solitary lifestyle was revealed.
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Your mom and I could get
back to getting frisky again!
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You suck.
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"Public House"
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Meanwhile, Ami and Sakaki
had invited Uzaki out for drinks.
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You know, I'd love to hear more
about you two back in high school.
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"Fresh Fish" "Nipponkai Pub"
"Grilled Chicken"
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"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
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"Episode 11: I Kind of Want
to Do Things Right Already!"
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During post-club practice...
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How many lessons has
Sakurai-*senpai* given me already?
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How was that, Senpai?
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Mmm... better than
when you started, but...
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You've stopped sinking, anyway.
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See, with the crawl,
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you just kind of have to *splish*.
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*Splish*?
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Right. *Splish.*
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Huh? Wasn't I *splish*ing?
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You were *splosh*ing.
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*Splosh*ing?! And that's not
the same as *splish*ing?
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They're pretty different.
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This is *splish*,
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and this is *splosh*.
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Can't tell them apart?
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I'm sorry--I'm completely lost!
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Hmm... how should I put this...?
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Senpai?
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What's up?
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Oh, it's nothing. Sorry.
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No, come on.
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Well... I feel weird telling *you*...
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It's fine, really. Go ahead.
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Promise you won't get mad.
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I promise.
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Well, I've been thinking
for a while now...
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This is the third time
you've watched me swim.
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You swim fast,
and your form is beautiful...
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But you're really not
a great teacher, are you?
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I-I'm sorry! That's so cheeky of me--
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here you are teaching me and everything!
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No... it's fine. I'm sorry, too.
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I had a feeling.
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Sorry. I wish I could teach you better.
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I've never taught anyone before.
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Really? Not even the other freshmen?
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I haven't taught them.
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Everyone this year has some
experience swimming, anyway.
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Now that you mention it...
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I didn't even start swimming
till my freshman year.
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And you're that fast?
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I was hopeless at first, too.
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And it's only now that I really see
how well my seniors guided me.
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It's hard to teach other people...
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What about me?
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Why are you teaching me?
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You're too dangerous
to be left on your own.
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It's like...
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I can't stand by and do nothing?
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Look,
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even someone with just a year of swimming
under his belt can watch over you.
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I know you won't drown, at least,
so you can practice with peace of mind.
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You're a real nice guy, huh, Senpai?
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I am?
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I thought you'd be a lot scarier.
It's the eyes.
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Oh, no! I did it again!
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I'm so sorry! Was that a sore spot?
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Well, yeah... kind of.
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But it's okay.
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Sakurai-*senpai*?
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If you started swimming in high school,
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what was your middle-school club?
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I played baseball at first,
but I quit after a year.
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I wasn't in any clubs after that.
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Why not?
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I think I just wasn't cut out for them.
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Then that kind of makes me
your first junior, doesn't it?
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Yeah... I guess it does.
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I mean, as far as clubs go.
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Hmm, yes, I see!
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Okay, I'm going to get
a little more practice in.
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Be careful.
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I get it now...
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It occurred to me:
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Senpai's bad at using anything
that's not his own body.
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"Fwoosh"
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The more a sport is separate
from his body, the worse he is,
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but all his muscle strength
and stamina make him great
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at running, swimming solo,
and rock-climbing.
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No, when I said "I get it," I meant--
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And maybe it's his
natural loner tendencies,
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but he doesn't seem to be
any good at team sports.
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He said he made a mistake
picking baseball in middle school.
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We gotta make her talk more
while she's good and sloshed.
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Any weird interjection could
disrupt this flow, so please, Ami...
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Uzaki's going to notice that creepy look!
Try a slightly more normal face, please!
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And wipe that drool!
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Hana...
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Today's drinks are on me,
so go on--drink up!
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A pitcher of beer, please!
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Hooray!
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So reckless...
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Stop that.
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It doesn't hurt much,
but still, stop that.
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Uh... Nodoka, was it?
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Well, what do you know?
You're best buds already!
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That's siblings for you.
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Nice babysitting!
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Does this count as babysitting?
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Isn't that nice, Nodoka?
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What a sweet big brother,
playing with you!
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You're taking too many pictures!
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Turn more toward me.
I'll send some to you later.
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I'm good.
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Oh, don't worry--I'll hang
out with you, too.
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Huh?
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You might get sweaty;
best to do it before your bath.
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Now, then...
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It's been a while--
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let's see just how rusty you've gotten.
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Show me what you've got!
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Good job!
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I hope they finish
before dinner gets cold.
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Got him at last. Now to topple--
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High collar grip!
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Phew! I'm beat.
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Not much has changed since high school,
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though his pulling hand is more powerful.
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He moves well, too.
Must be working out a lot.
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Now...
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Uh-oh!
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Oof!
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You panicked and put your hand out.
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Gotta break that bad habit.
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Stay one move ahead...
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of the next move ahead.
Get flustered, and it's game over.
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Your physical ability hasn't diminished,
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and you broke your
fall well--I'll give you that.
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But you won't get anywhere
without your intuition for the sport.
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Come back any time;
I'll gladly spar with you.
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Who exactly was it who tried
to get me to stay away?
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Whoa, someone did that?
What a nasty piece of work.
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God, Dad, you're such a jerk.
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You know, I've been wondering...
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Why are you wearing
a *hakama* skirt for judo?
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Isn't it cool?
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So it's just a fashion statement.
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Here I thought you'd taken up aikido, too.
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We started wearing these
in the family dojo this year.
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Where's mine?
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You don't have one. Jealous?
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Dammit. Kinda.
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C'mon, up, up--no resting.
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If you can't manage to throw me
before I throw you ten times,
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I'll make you tell me
all about your girlfriend.
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Three more throws to go!
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Look, I told you, she's not my girlfriend!
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Oh, she's not, eh?
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So what is this not-girlfriend doing
at your place so late at night, hmm?
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Did she spend the night?
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Yeah, but...
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There are steps to take
before you fool around like that.
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No steps involved, believe me!
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Not that.
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I'm suggesting she's someone
who'd readily take a bath
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in the apartment of a man
who's not her boyfriend.
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She's not! There are some iffy things
about her, but she's not like that!
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Not that it's your business,
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but she comes over to hang out
because she worries about me!
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She trusts me, as her senpai!
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Abeshi!
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You imbecile!
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How can my son be
so frighteningly useless?!
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A s-sneak attack...
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Think about it!
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If you don't do things right,
people are gonna *talk* about that girl!
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He's finally getting it.
But I can't stop there.
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Two more quick throws,
and I'll have you spilling *all* the beans.
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Here goes!
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It's almost dinner time!
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What are you doing?!
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You stink of sweat.
Bath first, both of you!
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Now I'll have to reheat dinner.
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Honestly!
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I'll let you off the hook for today.
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Y'know, your mother may have had a baby,
but she's still stronger than I am.
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Don't get her too angry
or too worried, okay?
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Ami...
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Something I noticed:
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Having water afterwards is
a big part of going out drinking.
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I get that!
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Look at this girl...
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What an old-man conversation.
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Thanks for bringing her home, Ami.
Can *you*get home okay?
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I'll be fine. I've got a taxi waiting.
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And I just *love* taking taxis
with other people's money!
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I-Is that so...?
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Well... good night.
**[12:51] ---**
Ami! Ami!
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Yanagi?
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Were there any developments
between Hana and her senpai today?
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No... I'm afraid Sakurai didn't join us.
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Aw, too bad.
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In the end, I just got some rather
one-sided enjoyment out of it...
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I wish she'd lay off the
creepy eyes when she comes over.
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Why do you ask?
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Well...
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There's something I'd like to try.
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Such good water...
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Ow, ow, ow...
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Uzaki...
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If you don't do things right,
people are gonna *talk* about that girl!
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Can I... perhaps...
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...join you?
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You and your papa, Shinichi?
For old time's sake--
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Who's this "papa"?!
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Go on, now!
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You haven't been home in
nearly two years, so eat up!
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But this is *way* too much!
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That's a mother's love.
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Shut up and take it.
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"Asia Café"
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So you and Sakurai go to the same gym!
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And when I heard the café's name,
it turned out to be yours!
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Small world, eh?
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Do you two go way back?
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Imura and I were in
the same year at school.
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The sandwiches here
are made with our bread.
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Though it's been years
since I've stopped by.
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It's that kind of relationship.
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I see.
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Sakaki, you're Sakurai's friend, right?
How about you join him at the gym?
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Hmm, well...
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And I hear your back's been
giving you trouble, bossman.
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Nothing better than exercise
to fix that right up!
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It might be fun to work out
with people I know.
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We're waiting for you!
Sakurai got used to it right away.
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Always with the fevered sales pitch...
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By the way, speaking of Sakurai...
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He's been wiping
that same spot all this time.
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It's okay. He does that a lot lately.
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He's at that age. Lots to worry about.
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But today it's more serious.
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Well, I'm heading back.
I've got work today.
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Just don't get sick, okay?
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Right. I'll be careful.
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And I'll come back more often from now on.
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I'd like to really throw that rotten
father of mine *once* before I graduate.
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Yeah! Do your worst!
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See you later, Nodoka.
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Shinichi?
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*Do it right.*
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Oh, shut up.
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What was that about?
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It's our secret!
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My indecisiveness is going
to cause problems for her, huh?
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I never even considered that.
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Heck, my not realizing might have
*already*screwed things up for her.
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"Do things right," eh?
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But I have no idea what
I need to do to make that happen.
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Sakurai?
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Fuji...
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You've had that pained
look on your face all day.
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I'm sorry. I've been thinking too much
and getting my head all mixed up.
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Is this about that girl
you mentioned earlier?
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Wow, Sakurai...
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You'd ask advice from
someone you only just met?
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You've known us for so much longer...
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And what's wrong with that?!
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Besides, it's not like that.
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I didn't ask for advice--or
say anything at all, really.
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More like Fuji just
guessed what was going on.
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It's not like I was leaving
you two out of the loop...
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We were kidding. Partly.
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Well, in any case...
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Sakurai, be honest:
What do you want from this girl?
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What do I want?
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A girlfriend? A lover?
Someone who'll be with you?
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Aren't those all basically the same thing?
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Aren't you fretting because
the status quo isn't cutting it?
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Because you want to resolve this somehow?
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That's what *I* think, anyway.
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The status quo isn't working...
*Is* that what I think?
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Solve the problem.
**[17:51] ---**
Huh?
**[17:53] ---**
How you end up solving it is up to you.
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But you might be able to get there
by setting aside your worries
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and figuring out your goals first.
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My... goals?
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Right. What do you see as
the best possible outcome?
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Try mulling that over for a while first.
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Then, if the problem's too hard
to solve on your own,
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you can lean on those around you.
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You've got friends who won't
begrudge you a little help, right?
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Everyone knows you're a good guy.
**[18:32] ---**
We'll forgive a little
greediness on your part.
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Boss...
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Thanks.
**[18:42] ---**
You really went all-in this time!
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I thought it was your policy
not to intervene.
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It's just that Sakurai was in such
a pickle. I figured it couldn't hurt.
**[18:56] ---**
"Couldn't hurt"? You should
push him like that all the time!
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As embarrassing as it is to admit,
I was moved.
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Leave it to you.
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What an unpleasant place to work.
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Oh, goodness me, stop that.
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Though I do sort of resent having
my moment stolen by someone
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who just showed up out of the blue...
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I *completely* understand.
**[19:15] ---**
What's this, Sakurai?
**[19:17] ---**
You don't even have
to blow off steam at the gym--
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you're already surrounded by great folks!
**[19:23] ---**
What the--?! Is he trying to
insert himself into the discussion
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with a know-it-all look?
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Sakurai,
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you always looked so gloomy
when you came to the gym.
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I get the feeling you'll look a
lot less weighed-down next time.
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Fuji... I hope you'll be my spotter again.
**[19:42] ---**
Sure!
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"The Next Day"
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I may not have reached any conclusions...
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but I do feel a lot better.
**[19:53] ---**
I'll have to think things over.
**[19:56] ---**
That's right.
**[19:57] ---**
Uzaki may have a foul mouth,
but she's good people.
**[20:02] ---**
And she's done so much for me.
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I'll thank her for all she's done
when I see her today.
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And I'll do my best not to be
mean or ungrateful to her...
**[20:15] ---**
Senpai!
**[20:18] ---**
Hey.
**[20:23] ---**
Gosh, I don't see you for a little while,
and it feels like forever.
**[20:28] ---**
Does it?
**[20:31] ---**
Looks like she's in a good mood, too.
**[20:33] ---**
She's all smiles... If I'm going
to thank her, now's the time.
**[20:39] ---**
Uzaki, about everything--
**[20:42] ---**
Look, I can't be bothered to beat around
the bush, so I'll just cut to the chase:
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I *know* you don't have any Christmas plans.
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You're right.
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Oh, you poor thing!
**[20:52] ---**
When I picture you spending
that sacred night all alone at your place
**[20:55] ---**
picking at fried chicken and cake,
**[20:56] ---**
I want to laugh and cry at the same time!
**[21:00] ---**
My girlfriends have invited me
to a Christmas party,
**[21:03] ---**
but I can turn them down
for your sake, Senpai.
**[21:06] ---**
And if you really, *really* want me to...
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I can hang out with *you*
on Christmas instead.
**[21:12] ---**
What would you *do* without
such a kind-hearted junior, Senpai?
**[21:16] ---**
Christmas with a cute girl!
**[21:18] ---**
This is your big chance--it might
never come again as long as you live!
**[21:22] ---**
You'll make memories for a lifetime!
**[21:24] ---**
I win! Part 3 is over!
**[21:26] ---**
Huh? Nope: She's ticking me off.
**[21:30] ---**
Right, Senpai?
**[21:31] ---**
Quit coming over to my place!
**[21:34] ---**
Why?!
**[21:36] ---**
You hurl insult after insult
at me right after we meet up?
**[21:39] ---**
What even is the point?
**[21:40] ---**
Wait, Senpai, please!
**[21:43] ---**
Stop following me.
**[21:44] ---**
But, Senpai...
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Quiet!
**[21:49] ---**
Why are they like this?
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Senpai!
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Please let me in!
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--The banishment stands.
--Senpai!
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What will come of Christmas?!
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"Next Time"
"Episode 12: I Want to Play
on Christmas Eve, Too!"