# E11 - Does Sakurai Want to Hang Out, Too?
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**[00:05] ---**
Are you gonna be home today, Senpai?
**[00:07] ---**
Can I come over?
**[00:10] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[00:11] ---**
Great! I'll be right there.
**[00:16] ---**
Uzaki's everyday visits have become a habit.
**[00:20] ---**
Whatever. I'm done fighting it.
**[00:23] ---**
But...
**[00:25] ---**
...she always leaves her junk here!
**[00:30] ---**
I'm going to have to say something.
**[00:37] ---**
There she is, the jerk.
**[00:41] ---**
Check out the jumbo beanbag
I bought today, Senpai!
**[00:45] ---**
See? It's a big ol' frog!
**[00:47] ---**
It's *way too big*!
**[00:48] ---**
But it comes with a *little* frog!
**[00:51] ---**
Okay, that's cute... but still!
**[01:01] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:24] ---**
"Episode 11: Does Sakurai
Want to Hang Out, Too?"
**[02:26] ---**
What's your take on this place?
**[02:29] ---**
My take? Oh, like spiritually?
**[02:32] ---**
Don't sweat it. The person
behind you is just passing through.
**[02:38] ---**
That's not what I meant!
Cut that out--I'm serious!
**[02:42] ---**
*Your* stuff is taking over *my* apartment!
**[02:45] ---**
Start taking some of it home *today*!
**[02:48] ---**
What's with the giant beanbag, anyway?
**[02:53] ---**
I mean, I'm always sitting on
the floor for our gaming marathons.
**[02:57] ---**
My butt hurts! Are you okay with that?
**[03:02] ---**
Isn't it the host's responsibility
to make his living space welcoming?
**[03:08] ---**
Or would you rather be responsible
for my butt cramping up?
**[03:12] ---**
The nerve...
**[03:15] ---**
Therefore, I plead not beanbag-guilty!
**[03:18] ---**
Fine. The beanbag can stay.
**[03:22] ---**
*But*!
**[03:24] ---**
*This* is the problem!
**[03:26] ---**
Huh! It's really piled up, hasn't it?
**[03:29] ---**
Don't pretend it's not on you!
**[03:31] ---**
You're going to choose what stays and what goes.
**[03:34] ---**
Ugh, what a drag!
**[03:36] ---**
And no fun until we're finished.
**[03:38] ---**
Aw!
**[03:39] ---**
Everything you don't need goes
in this garbage bag today.
**[03:42] ---**
Everything you *do* need goes home with you.
**[03:44] ---**
Fine...
**[03:45] ---**
"The 1008 Lousy Cats"
"Boring D-movie DVD"
**[03:46] ---**
This?
**[03:47] ---**
Don't need it.
**[03:47] ---**
"Paper bags, large and small"
**[03:48] ---**
These?
**[03:49] ---**
Nope.
**[03:49] ---**
"Empty toy capsules"
**[03:51] ---**
And these?
**[03:51] ---**
Nuh-uh.
**[03:52] ---**
See? You don't need *any* of this!
**[03:54] ---**
Don't bring it to my place--throw it away!
**[03:56] ---**
Oh, gosh!
**[03:58] ---**
Sometimes you can't make up your mind, y'know?
**[04:01] ---**
And something that's really been bugging me...
**[04:05] ---**
Oh, this?
**[04:07] ---**
This is a real laugh!
**[04:11] ---**
You blow through this thing here.
**[04:15] ---**
Like so.
**[04:25] ---**
Well?
**[04:27] ---**
Toss it.
**[04:28] ---**
What?! But it's funny!
It'll be a huge hit on Halloween!
**[04:33] ---**
Who cares? Besides, you only
left it here because you didn't need it.
**[04:38] ---**
True, true.
**[04:40] ---**
That was too easy! I *knew* you didn't need it!
**[04:43] ---**
It's like, sometimes I have to show things
to you first before it's all settled.
**[04:47] ---**
What the hell?!
**[04:50] ---**
There we go. Nice and roomy again.
**[04:55] ---**
I'm pooped!
**[04:56] ---**
It was only some huge chore because you'd
brought all that crap over.
**[05:01] ---**
I know where this is going.
**[05:03] ---**
Buying all those extra phone chargers...
You just don't *think*, do you?
**[05:09] ---**
Yep: it's lecture time.
**[05:12] ---**
Hey, are you listening?
**[05:14] ---**
Uh, yeah. Sorry.
**[05:17] ---**
Say, I'm thirsty. I'm gonna grab a drink!
**[05:20] ---**
Hey! Don't you run away from me! I'm not done!
**[05:24] ---**
See, you're always... huh?
**[05:27] ---**
What's with the bag?
**[05:30] ---**
Did you put that in there?
**[05:32] ---**
Oh, uh...
**[05:33] ---**
No, that's something else.
**[05:36] ---**
Are you *kidding* me?
Now you're putting your stuff in my *fri*--
**[05:43] ---**
I-Is this...
**[05:45] ---**
Oh, gosh!
**[05:46] ---**
I thought I'd cook for us today.
It's been a while.
**[05:52] ---**
Uzaki, I... well...
**[05:56] ---**
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have jumped to conclusions.
**[06:01] ---**
Senpai?
**[06:02] ---**
Yeah?
**[06:03] ---**
What would you like for
the main dish? Fish or beef?
**[06:08] ---**
Fish.
**[06:15] ---**
I'm sorry about earlier.
And... this is really good.
**[06:21] ---**
I like this sincerely contrite side of you.
**[06:27] ---**
He's so easy.
**[06:30] ---**
Sakurai?
**[06:32] ---**
Yes?
**[06:34] ---**
Want to try your hand at food prep?
**[06:36] ---**
Eh?
**[06:37] ---**
Why not? It'd be a big help if
you could handle cooking, too.
**[06:42] ---**
Uh, but I--
**[06:43] ---**
Oh? You're gonna cook, Senpai? *Can* you cook?
**[06:47] ---**
Are you sure about this?
It's not as easy as it looks!
**[06:52] ---**
I'll do it.
**[06:53] ---**
Oh! Will you, now?
**[06:55] ---**
Seriously?
**[06:56] ---**
You probably think I can't
cook my way out of a paper bag.
**[07:00] ---**
It just so happens I *do* cook from time to time!
**[07:05] ---**
Um... what is this?
**[07:08] ---**
Spaghetti Napolitan.
**[07:12] ---**
What on earth?
**[07:14] ---**
Wow.
**[07:16] ---**
I'm sorry. Go on: laugh.
**[07:27] ---**
Too much laughing!
**[07:29] ---**
I'm just doing what you told me to do!
**[07:32] ---**
L-L-Let me go!
**[07:35] ---**
Ugh, enough! Quit fighting!
**[07:52] ---**
Harder, Senpai...
**[07:57] ---**
Yes... you're so good at this, Sakurai...
**[08:07] ---**
That's enough! My hands are tired!
**[08:10] ---**
Man, kneading udon dough is really hard work!
**[08:16] ---**
I was surprised to see you here
for a crash course in cooking.
**[08:20] ---**
Sorry about that.
I'd intended to do it at my place.
**[08:24] ---**
He doesn't have the right tools for the job.
**[08:27] ---**
Besides, Mom, you're *my* cooking instructor!
**[08:32] ---**
Thank you in advance.
**[08:39] ---**
Just leave it to me. And try to keep up!
**[08:44] ---**
You boys and your muscle. Must be nice!
**[08:48] ---**
That's one thing this himbo has going for him.
**[08:52] ---**
Hana! Hey!
**[08:53] ---**
It's okay. I get that all the time.
**[08:57] ---**
All the time?
**[08:58] ---**
Well... you know.
**[09:00] ---**
I apologize for my daughter's nasty mouth.
**[09:05] ---**
What's this?
**[09:06] ---**
I've been having a normal conversation
with Sakurai all this time!
**[09:09] ---**
But how?
**[09:12] ---**
Oh, I see! Sakurai's gaze is focused
on the udon--his eyes aren't frightening!
**[09:19] ---**
When I can't see those eyes of his,
he's well-mannered and actually easy to talk to!
**[09:25] ---**
I'm sorry about everything, Sakurai.
**[09:27] ---**
Huh? It's fine, really.
**[09:33] ---**
Let the dough sit for about 20 minutes.
**[09:36] ---**
I have laundry to put away, so...
**[09:39] ---**
I'll leave the rest to you youngsters.
**[09:46] ---**
Want something to drink, Senpai?
I bet you got a little sweaty.
**[09:50] ---**
Yeah. Thanks.
**[09:55] ---**
*Cats*.
**[10:00] ---**
I was anxious at first, but I managed
to hold a proper conversation with Sakurai.
**[10:04] ---**
He really is a serious and kind person,
just like the people at his job said.
**[10:09] ---**
And now I know I'm fine
as long as I don't look at his eyes.
**[10:13] ---**
Yes, I've made great strides today.
**[10:16] ---**
And just think: a boy wanting
to learn how to cook!
**[10:20] ---**
Kids these days. He'll make a great husband!
**[10:25] ---**
I'm telling you, Senpai, it's fine. Go ahead!
**[10:28] ---**
You *did* say you wanted to get some petting in.
**[10:30] ---**
*Petting*?!
**[10:33] ---**
Not with high-alert mode still active.
**[10:36] ---**
I'd hate to scare anyone off.
**[10:38] ---**
I-I-I-I mean, I *am* scared, but-but-but I never--
**[10:43] ---**
It's fine! I saw that one
sneaking peeks at you. She's interested!
**[10:48] ---**
I... I was looking at him,
sure--but not like *that*!
**[10:51] ---**
You just gotta *go* for it! Bam!
**[10:53] ---**
Hana?!
**[10:54] ---**
No--I should be more of a gentleman.
**[10:58] ---**
Sakurai?!
**[10:59] ---**
Uh-oh--I might just be warming up to all this!
**[11:03] ---**
I just do *not* understand kids these days!
**[11:05] ---**
And why is Hana trying
to pimp out her own mother?!
**[11:10] ---**
No. I can't give up. There's still time!
**[11:15] ---**
I'm back...
**[11:17] ---**
I have to put these kids on the right
path--show them the error of their ways!
**[11:22] ---**
Let's... get the udon boiling... shall we?
**[11:26] ---**
*That* is an adult's *duty*!
**[11:33] ---**
Homemade's the best!
**[11:34] ---**
Right?!
**[11:41] ---**
It really is your treat today?
**[11:43] ---**
Sure is--as thanks for the cooking lessons.
**[11:47] ---**
All riiight! I've been thinking
about rock-climbing for a while now.
**[11:52] ---**
Glad to hear it.
**[11:54] ---**
That recent dip in the ocean reminded me
how fun it is to get my body moving.
**[11:59] ---**
I see. Most pick-up
sports tend to be ball games,
**[12:04] ---**
but rock-climbing really
has you using your muscles.
**[12:08] ---**
Your strength control is all over the place!
**[12:11] ---**
Phrasing!
**[12:13] ---**
In rock climbing,
**[12:15] ---**
you use these holds
to move up this climbing wall.
**[12:18] ---**
The general rule is to
start from a hold labeled S
**[12:20] ---**
and climb to another
labeled G in the same color.
**[12:25] ---**
You'll start out with holds
meant for all four limbs.
**[12:29] ---**
Look for the same color labels
as you make your way up.
**[12:36] ---**
Looking good!
**[12:46] ---**
Okay!
**[12:47] ---**
Good job up there. How'd it feel?
**[12:51] ---**
That was *fun*!
**[12:53] ---**
I'm dying here!
**[12:56] ---**
Complete opposites...
**[12:58] ---**
I couldn't even... think...
my muscles... at their limit... so quickly...
**[13:05] ---**
Enough...
**[13:07] ---**
I don't know about this sport...
**[13:10] ---**
No? I'm starting to enjoy myself.
**[13:13] ---**
Oh, I bet. Your face is just
glowing with vitality. Ticks me off.
**[13:16] ---**
See, I knew you didn't get a lot of exercise.
**[13:21] ---**
*You're* the weirdo for
actually *liking* this extreme stuff!
**[13:25] ---**
How do you have so much energy?
**[13:27] ---**
I work out in my spare time.
**[13:30] ---**
I bet you're just sore
because you can't one-up me here.
**[13:34] ---**
What?! I'm not *either*
sore--not in the slightest!
**[13:38] ---**
Great job training up
those useless muscles of yours!
**[13:41] ---**
Ah, I see you're still raring to go!
**[13:44] ---**
Let's bump up the difficulty for this next one.
**[13:49] ---**
The rules are the same as last time,
but you'll be climbing a taller wall.
**[13:54] ---**
This is a rope-climbing wall;
you'll be wearing a roped harness as you climb.
**[13:59] ---**
I'll go first.
**[14:02] ---**
You catch your breath.
**[14:04] ---**
Bleah.
**[14:09] ---**
I get it... the height on
this one makes it even tougher.
**[14:13] ---**
Uh-oh--I'm starting to enjoy this!
**[14:19] ---**
Whoops! Where's my foothold?
**[14:22] ---**
And I can't look down, either.
**[14:25] ---**
Move your other leg first, Senpai.
**[14:28] ---**
Step with your right foot first--then
it'll be smooth sailing.
**[14:31] ---**
Where to?
**[14:32] ---**
Just above your right knee.
**[14:35] ---**
I'm not getting it. Where?
**[14:38] ---**
He's holding himself up with his arms!
Is he really a beginner?
**[14:42] ---**
He looks like some kind of insect.
**[14:45] ---**
That was pretty fun!
**[14:47] ---**
Look at you, completely unfazed.
**[14:49] ---**
You're a himbo, all right--through and through.
**[14:52] ---**
Have you recovered, Uzaki?
**[14:55] ---**
He's having so much fun,
my jabs don't reach him!
**[14:58] ---**
Shouldn't you be resting?
**[15:01] ---**
What?! I can *totally* do this! Just watch!
**[15:06] ---**
What are *you* so mad about?
**[15:12] ---**
You all right, Uzaki?
**[15:15] ---**
I... can't do this.
**[15:17] ---**
She looks like a chrysalis.
**[15:20] ---**
I'll just stay here forever.
**[15:22] ---**
Can't go forward, can't go back.
I'll spend my life here.
**[15:26] ---**
That's a weird way to pout.
**[15:29] ---**
I'll lower the rope.
Go ahead and relax your body.
**[15:35] ---**
That was a little too much, huh?
**[15:37] ---**
Rest a while. Let me know
when you're ready to go again.
**[15:41] ---**
But...
**[15:42] ---**
You look like you're done
for today. Want to leave?
**[15:46] ---**
Go on and climb, Senpai. I'll watch.
**[15:51] ---**
But...
**[15:52] ---**
You're having fun, aren't you?
Really making use of your body... it's been a while.
**[16:00] ---**
Man, you got me.
**[16:01] ---**
Never thought you'd pick a contest
where you had the complete upper hand.
**[16:05] ---**
I hereby wave the white flag
at your cheap and heartless trap.
**[16:10] ---**
If you feel bad about it,
you can buy tonight's dinner, too.
**[16:14] ---**
Why, you little...
**[16:29] ---**
You look like you did back
in high school, Sakurai-*senpai*.
**[16:40] ---**
"Nadamesukashi Negotiation"
"Kano and Uzaki-*chan*"
**[16:56] ---**
Oh, you didn't have to stop for *us*!
**[16:59] ---**
Sorry to interrupt!
**[17:02] ---**
That's right, Senpai. Please--continue!
**[17:05] ---**
C'mon, don't sulk in a corner like that.
We said we're sorry!
**[17:09] ---**
You look like a stray cat who's
trying to say "Never trust a human!"
**[17:14] ---**
Can't say I'm surprised, though.
This *is* the same senpai who's into solo movies!
**[17:20] ---**
You *would* be doing solo karaoke!
**[17:22] ---**
Sorry, but could you add two more to room 25?
**[17:27] ---**
Apologies for the late addition.
**[17:29] ---**
We were out drinking and
decided on karaoke for the afterparty.
**[17:32] ---**
That's when we spotted *you* here!
**[17:35] ---**
Oh, order us some beers, would you?
**[17:38] ---**
I am *definitely* going further
afield for karaoke from now on.
**[17:41] ---**
"Solo Karaoke"
**[17:42] ---**
Solo karaoke!
**[17:44] ---**
True to its name, it's using an
entire karaoke room for "one, please!"
**[17:48] ---**
It's an effective way to practice songs
without worrying about an audience,
**[17:52] ---**
and its adherents are growing in number.
**[17:56] ---**
"However!"
**[17:57] ---**
However!
**[17:58] ---**
Karaoke is very much seen as a group activity,
**[17:58] ---**
"Karaoke is a group activity"
**[18:03] ---**
so if you're spotted going solo,
**[18:05] ---**
odds are you'll be teased
at school or work the next day.
**[18:07] ---**
"Reception"
**[18:08] ---**
Even the reception desk...
**[18:10] ---**
Loner loser.
**[18:11] ---**
...is no stranger to this sentiment.
**[18:13] ---**
But compared to the shame of being
unable to sing well in front of friends,
**[18:18] ---**
compared to the embarrassment
of whiffing the rap part,
**[18:21] ---**
such treatment is nothing!
**[18:22] ---**
In other words, anyone who attempts solo karaoke
**[18:25] ---**
requires a psyche that stands apart!
**[18:30] ---**
C'mon, Senpai! Don't be mad, Senpai!
**[18:34] ---**
You damn drunk...
**[18:36] ---**
Look, even if we all go to the
same college and work together,
**[18:42] ---**
you two need to respect people's privacy!
**[18:46] ---**
Enough with the maracas!
**[18:49] ---**
Hey, Hana!
**[18:50] ---**
Shouldn't we show Sakurai some
sincerity--you know, by way of apology?
**[18:55] ---**
Huh?
**[18:56] ---**
Sakurai, we're gonna hit the restroom.
**[19:00] ---**
Sure.
**[19:02] ---**
We're back!
**[19:04] ---**
Ta-da!
**[19:06] ---**
Wh-What the hell?!
**[19:08] ---**
They were loaning out cosplay outfits
at the front desk, so we tried some on!
**[19:13] ---**
I'm kinda embarrassed!
**[19:14] ---**
But why?
**[19:15] ---**
C'mon, it's fine!
**[19:17] ---**
Here, have a drink.
**[19:23] ---**
Wh-Why am I in the middle?
**[19:25] ---**
Call it a little bonus.
**[19:27] ---**
We feel real bad for barging in on your karaoke!
**[19:32] ---**
These guns are *incredible*.
**[19:35] ---**
Aren't you crowding him
a little over there, Ami?
**[19:40] ---**
Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
**[19:44] ---**
Um, actually... I'm just... flustered.
**[19:48] ---**
Is it not to your liking?
**[19:49] ---**
"Sakurai is confused!"
**[19:49] ---**
It's not about liking or disliking
or this liking or that liking...
**[19:53] ---**
I'm begging you--spare me!
**[19:56] ---**
You're a tough customer. Very well!
**[19:59] ---**
How's *this*?
**[20:02] ---**
Well, uh... that's an interesting question...
**[20:06] ---**
Um, Ami, I don't know about this costume...
**[20:09] ---**
You're fine, just fine!
It has more fabric than a swimsuit!
**[20:15] ---**
Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
**[20:18] ---**
I was just thinking that this is
no place for anyone in his right mind.
**[20:24] ---**
So chill!
**[20:26] ---**
I guess I *am* the only sober one here.
**[20:30] ---**
Okay, yep, I'm not mad anymore.
**[20:32] ---**
Let's sing some karaoke and have fun.
**[20:34] ---**
Yahoo!
**[20:34] ---**
Yippee!
**[20:38] ---**
I like that about you, Sakurai!
**[20:40] ---**
Sure, yeah, thanks.
**[20:42] ---**
Anything I say now will
only escalate the situation.
**[20:46] ---**
I'll just nod and smile my way through this.
**[20:49] ---**
Can I put in the next song?
**[20:51] ---**
Uh-huh, yep, go ahead.
**[20:53] ---**
Can I order more drinks?
**[20:54] ---**
Okay, sure, but don't drink too much.
**[20:57] ---**
Hey, Sakurai, what was your favorite cosplay?
**[21:01] ---**
Yep, uh-huh, I like the bunny girl.
**[21:06] ---**
Oh, wow, I never thought
you'd give a straight answer.
**[21:10] ---**
No! I, uh--you see--that--that was--
**[21:13] ---**
Pervert.
**[21:19] ---**
C'mon, shake it off! Not many guys
who don't appreciate a bunny girl!
**[21:25] ---**
I think I'll have that drink now.
**[21:36] ---**
That you, Uzaki?
**[21:38] ---**
Hey, about yesterday...
when I said "bunny girl," I--
**[21:46] ---**
What happened?! Here, come inside.
I'll grab a towel.
**[21:50] ---**
Senpai.
**[21:53] ---**
I can't hang out with you anymore.
**[21:58] ---**
Huh?
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 12: Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out More!"
**[23:40] ---**
Senpai!