# E1 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out, All Right!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4E9Q8/uzaki-chan-wants-to-hang-out-all-right)
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**[00:16] ---**
Pretty cold out, huh, Senpai?
**[00:19] ---**
I mean, it *is* December.
**[00:30] ---**
You're awfully low-key today.
**[00:33] ---**
It's so chilly;
did you catch a cold or something?
**[00:36] ---**
No, no, I'm fine--just fine!
**[00:40] ---**
It's just... um...
**[00:42] ---**
We've been hanging out
so much, you and me,
**[00:46] ---**
but this is the first Christmas
we've spent together.
**[00:52] ---**
Yeah. It is.
**[01:35] ---**
Uzaki...
**[01:43] ---**
Sen... pai...
**[02:05] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[03:27] ---**
"Episode 1:
Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out, All Right!"
**[03:33] ---**
Man, it's still so hot...
**[03:39] ---**
Hey, Uzaki. Haven't seen you
since we got back from break.
**[03:50] ---**
What's wrong?
**[03:51] ---**
You're giving off this whole haunted vibe.
**[03:54] ---**
Summer break just ended so suddenly...
**[03:57] ---**
It wasn't sudden at all.
**[03:59] ---**
It's been days since he went away,
**[04:03] ---**
"Summer"
**[04:03] ---**
but sometimes I feel like there's
this gaping hole in my chest...
**[04:08] ---**
You're personifying summer now?
**[04:10] ---**
I guess you get hyped for it, too.
**[04:13] ---**
Sak's not here yet, eh?
**[04:16] ---**
Ooh, is *that* what's behind all this?
**[04:20] ---**
Well, Sak ought to be here any minute now.
**[04:23] ---**
Why don't you make plans
to hang out somewhere?
**[04:25] ---**
You don't *only* hang out
during the summer, do you?
**[04:29] ---**
It doesn't have to be summer.
We can hang out whenever.
**[04:32] ---**
We'll always be together.
**[04:34] ---**
Yeah--you're right.
**[04:37] ---**
That's a little better.
**[04:39] ---**
You two sure are friendly, though, huh?
**[04:42] ---**
Ever since high school, right?
**[04:44] ---**
Oh, we weren't that close at first.
**[04:46] ---**
No?
**[04:48] ---**
Have you seen that mean old mug of his?
**[04:52] ---**
I pegged him for some kind of hoodlum!
Scared me silly.
**[04:55] ---**
Sak'd be sore if he heard you say that.
**[04:58] ---**
Nah: She'd say it even with him around.
**[05:01] ---**
I talked with
Ami about this earlier, but...
**[05:04] ---**
...my first impression
of him was the pits.
**[05:07] ---**
Wait, what? This is news to me!
**[05:10] ---**
Asai's so mean--she
doesn't tell me *anything*!
**[05:14] ---**
Sucker!
**[05:17] ---**
So was there something
that sparked your friendship?
**[05:20] ---**
Something... in particular?
**[05:23] ---**
Must've been *something*.
**[05:25] ---**
An event that made your
scary senpai not so scary after all.
**[05:28] ---**
An event? Well, probably...
**[05:32] ---**
Stay calm. Relax your body.
**[05:35] ---**
Maintain correct form as you
slice through the water.
**[05:37] ---**
Oh, um, right!
**[05:39] ---**
You're almost there. Keep it up.
**[05:42] ---**
So yeah--a few things.
**[05:45] ---**
Oho...
**[05:47] ---**
Go on.
**[05:49] ---**
You know, his eyes may be fierce,
but he's a real accommodating person.
**[05:54] ---**
I mean, once I realized
that was just how he was,
**[05:58] ---**
it's like we could start talking normally,
**[06:00] ---**
and I could ask him for
swim lessons, no problem.
**[06:06] ---**
Yo.
**[06:07] ---**
Hey, Sak!
**[06:08] ---**
You're late, Senpai!
**[06:10] ---**
What were you doing, Senpai?
Did you oversleep, Senpai?
**[06:14] ---**
Still fighting the
summer-break lazies, eh,
**[06:16] ---**
Senpai?
**[06:18] ---**
Cut that out!
**[06:20] ---**
Dammit! It's too early to be this noisy!
**[06:22] ---**
We don't even *have* first hour today!
**[06:24] ---**
Amazing. Talking about
Sak snapped her right out of it.
**[06:28] ---**
I guess that's where they're at.
**[06:32] ---**
Just date already.
**[06:35] ---**
Hey, you two.
**[06:38] ---**
If you're still pining for summer
and need to hang out more,
**[06:41] ---**
how about this?
**[06:42] ---**
*She's* the only one pining for summer.
**[06:45] ---**
"Anybody, Anytime! One Free Game!!"
**[06:46] ---**
Bowling?
**[06:48] ---**
I don't know about Uzaki,
**[06:50] ---**
but Sak, all you did apart
from work was play games, right?
**[06:54] ---**
Oh, no way! Senpai is
super sucky at bowling!
**[06:59] ---**
It is *hilarious*!
**[07:00] ---**
He just kinda heaves
the ball toward the pins!
**[07:04] ---**
A precision sport like
bowling is *way*beyond him!
**[07:08] ---**
But this guy is dense in so *very*
many ways--what can you do?
**[07:13] ---**
So can I assume you're going?
**[07:16] ---**
Yeah. Thanks.
**[07:23] ---**
Here you go.
**[07:26] ---**
Thank you. One moment, please.
**[07:29] ---**
Is it that bad?
**[07:30] ---**
You've been warned.
**[07:32] ---**
Wanna make it interesting?
**[07:34] ---**
Like, last place has
to do as they're told!
**[07:37] ---**
Count me out.
You and Sak have fun with that.
**[07:42] ---**
Okay, you're all set!
Head on over to lane 12.
**[07:46] ---**
All right--here we go!
**[07:49] ---**
Win or lose, no hard feelings, Senpai.
**[07:53] ---**
Now, what'll I have you do once I win?
**[07:56] ---**
Yeah, yeah, keep on talking.
**[07:58] ---**
You're so chill today, Sak.
**[08:01] ---**
Getting all riled up
just plays into Uzaki's hands.
**[08:04] ---**
She's intent on seeing me flustered.
**[08:06] ---**
I see. So this really boils down to
Uzaki throwing you off your game
**[08:11] ---**
or you maintaining your cool.
**[08:16] ---**
What do you two usually *do* together?
**[08:18] ---**
All these off-the-board tactics...
**[08:21] ---**
Tell me about it.
I've been practically paralyzed lately.
**[08:24] ---**
Well, in any case...
**[08:26] ---**
losing my cool is exactly what she wants.
**[08:29] ---**
I just have to let it roll right off m--
**[08:33] ---**
"Hana"
"Punk"
"Hunk"
**[08:33] ---**
Dammit, Uzaki!
**[08:36] ---**
The battle was already underway...
**[08:38] ---**
Okay! I throw first!
**[08:43] ---**
Oh, man! Two pins standing!
**[08:45] ---**
She's only average.
And she was so sure of herself, too.
**[08:49] ---**
There's not that big
a difference between us.
**[08:51] ---**
"Hana"
"Punk"
"Hunk"
**[08:52] ---**
C'mon, Senpai, you're next.
Let's get this show on the road!
**[08:55] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[09:00] ---**
You're doing a fine job bluffing, Sensei,
**[09:03] ---**
but it won't take much for
that calm veneer to chip right off.
**[09:07] ---**
Again with the psychological warfare...
**[09:23] ---**
Whoa! A strike!
**[09:26] ---**
I haven't particularly
put on a calm veneer.
**[09:30] ---**
I practiced a little on my own
but didn't see much improvement.
**[09:35] ---**
That?
**[09:37] ---**
That was me putting all the anger
you riled up in me into one throw!
**[09:40] ---**
This is beyond lame.
**[09:43] ---**
So it's your usual
forceful throw, but more so.
**[09:46] ---**
It *does* require luck, but it might
be better than aiming poorly.
**[09:50] ---**
It... It can't be...
**[09:52] ---**
Now what? The more you piss him off,
the more powerful he gets.
**[09:57] ---**
Senpai...
**[09:58] ---**
You're such a loner that you
even go *bowling* by yourself?
**[10:02] ---**
That's just too pitiful!
**[10:03] ---**
*That's* the problem?!
**[10:04] ---**
Shut up! And don't go there!
**[10:10] ---**
Well? Now he's agitated enough to
let loose an even more powerful throw.
**[10:22] ---**
Get 'em, Senpai!
**[10:25] ---**
There we go. I was only cheering him on.
**[10:28] ---**
Th-That was *dirty*!
**[10:30] ---**
It's all right.
**[10:32] ---**
If he's taking the power angle,
**[10:34] ---**
I'll just use
underhanded tricks to spoil it.
**[10:37] ---**
I wish you wouldn't say that
with such a sweet smile.
**[10:43] ---**
A-*choo*!
**[10:46] ---**
"Icy Cold" "Icy Cold" "Piping Hot"
**[10:49] ---**
"Choco-Mint Oden Stew"
**[10:52] ---**
"Choco-Mint Oden Stew"
**[10:57] ---**
And the winner is... Sakurai.
**[10:59] ---**
That was one tough battle.
**[11:02] ---**
Maybe you should have focused
on your game instead of on sabotage.
**[11:07] ---**
It's fine, Itsuhito. She's used to it.
**[11:10] ---**
Your everyday routine
is really weird, you guys.
**[11:13] ---**
Now, then:
**[11:14] ---**
Seems to me the loser has
to do anything the winner says.
**[11:17] ---**
I-I didn't say *anything*.
**[11:21] ---**
You going for it? Some lewd command?
**[11:22] ---**
I am not.
**[11:24] ---**
Ugh! You are *hopeless*!
**[11:26] ---**
Say, how about one more game?
**[11:29] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[11:31] ---**
Aren't *you* confident.
**[11:32] ---**
This time *I'll* win
and tell *you* what to do.
**[11:35] ---**
Dummy. Like I'd lose to someone
whose only strategy is obstruction.
**[11:40] ---**
Why are you only ever
this combative with each other?
**[11:44] ---**
One-upping Senpai is what
makes my life worth living.
**[11:47] ---**
And Uzaki is the *last* person
I want to lose to!
**[11:50] ---**
Oh, *now* you've done it!
**[11:52] ---**
Uzaki and Sakurai:
**[11:54] ---**
Having witnessed a territory
no outsider could enter,
**[11:56] ---**
Sakaki took a step back.
**[11:58] ---**
But be that as it may...
**[12:00] ---**
Tell her to do something lewd!
**[12:02] ---**
...thought Sakaki.
**[12:05] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[12:06] ---**
Well, I'm off to the
neighborhood association.
**[12:09] ---**
And we're closing for the day, as planned.
**[12:12] ---**
I got it, okay? Off you go!
**[12:15] ---**
"Closed"
**[12:20] ---**
Truth is, I haven't told those
two we were closed today.
**[12:26] ---**
I've been waiting quietly for
this day when Dad would be out.
**[12:31] ---**
Yes, indeed... ever since that night.
**[12:35] ---**
That night--that's when the fire was lit.
**[12:38] ---**
These feelings have been consuming me,
and I can't hold back any longer!
**[12:45] ---**
I want to make Hana
work in a sexy uniform!
**[12:49] ---**
This all-black uniform
is just *too*classic.
**[12:53] ---**
By overhauling the visual component,
we'll pull in customers and boost sales.
**[12:57] ---**
And I know just the thing for Sakurai:
**[12:59] ---**
an outfit that'll drive the aunties wild!
**[13:02] ---**
Well, actually... *I* want to see it!
**[13:06] ---**
If I have to work, I'd rather
look at something beautiful.
**[13:09] ---**
I doubt Dad will allow it,
but if I can get those two on my side,
**[13:13] ---**
or perhaps...
**[13:14] ---**
You made a mean fried egg this morning.
**[13:16] ---**
You really can't cook a thing, can you?
**[13:19] ---**
Oh, hi, Ami!
**[13:21] ---**
Hey. Say, where's the owner?
**[13:23] ---**
He's stepped out for a moment.
**[13:25] ---**
Oh, and I know this is out of the blue,
**[13:28] ---**
but would you be interested
in new uniforms?
**[13:30] ---**
That *is* out of the blue.
**[13:31] ---**
Are you changing them up?
**[13:33] ---**
No, it's just an idea so far.
**[13:36] ---**
I actually already have a few here!
**[13:39] ---**
Try them on and tell me what you think!
**[13:41] ---**
What, like right now?
**[13:43] ---**
For something in the idea stage,
you're awfully well prepared.
**[13:47] ---**
W-We can't do try-ons
when customers are around!
**[13:50] ---**
C'mon, c'mon--get to it!
**[13:52] ---**
--Wh-Whoa there!
--W-Wait a sec!
**[13:54] ---**
"Closed"
**[13:59] ---**
I *love* it, Hana! So sexy!
**[14:02] ---**
I wish you would make
your praise a little less direct.
**[14:06] ---**
This seems like it'd be
hard to work in, though.
**[14:10] ---**
I do have to bend over sometimes.
**[14:13] ---**
She's pretty level-headed about this.
**[14:15] ---**
Well, how about this next one?
**[14:21] ---**
Outstanding...
**[14:22] ---**
That's the only word for it.
**[14:25] ---**
How do I put this?
You're creepy today, Ami.
**[14:28] ---**
I don't *care* if I'm creepy
if I get to see *this*!
**[14:31] ---**
But this one would be
even harder to work in.
**[14:35] ---**
And it doesn't fit the
vibe of the place, either.
**[14:38] ---**
Feels like it's catering
to certain tastes.
**[14:40] ---**
Crazy that the owner'd allow this.
**[14:48] ---**
Please show me what's
in these other shopping bags.
**[14:50] ---**
Why so distant?!
**[14:52] ---**
No! Wait! I want to savor
them one by one--in order!
**[14:56] ---**
"Uzaki"
**[14:56] ---**
What the heck is all this?!
**[14:58] ---**
As *if* I could get any work done
in uniforms like these!
**[15:00] ---**
Is this another bunny girl outfit?!
**[15:02] ---**
I wanted to see you wear it again!
**[15:04] ---**
I knew it! This is all *your* deal,
**[15:06] ---**
and you're taking advantage of
the owner being away to go hog wild!
**[15:09] ---**
--I sure am!
--You got defiant *fast*!
**[15:12] ---**
At this rate, Senpai must have...
**[15:15] ---**
'Scuse me, Ami...
**[15:17] ---**
The only thing in this bag
was a pair of leather hotpants.
**[15:21] ---**
See?! I *knew* it'd be something like that!
**[15:23] ---**
What on earth were you thinking, Ami?
**[15:26] ---**
In what world do café
employees wear this stuff?!
**[15:29] ---**
If they don't in this one,
my café ought to be the vanguard!
**[15:32] ---**
Stop that! No visual aids!
**[15:35] ---**
Why can't there be
one lousy café in this world
**[15:37] ---**
where you can gaze upon
men's nipples as you work?!
**[15:40] ---**
Dude. No.
**[15:42] ---**
Why not? Hana, you saw them
every day in high school, didn't you?
**[15:46] ---**
Nipples! No fair! No fair!
**[15:48] ---**
--I want nipples!
--Stop saying "nipples"!
**[15:51] ---**
Besides, that was for a club.
It is *too*fair!
**[15:53] ---**
Nuh-uh! I wanna see 'em!
The sexy outfits--and the nipples, too!
**[15:58] ---**
Wow.
**[15:59] ---**
Now she's throwing a tantrum.
And she's the oldest one here.
**[16:03] ---**
Um...
**[16:06] ---**
Mom!
**[16:07] ---**
Are you closed today?
**[16:10] ---**
Oh, Hana!
**[16:11] ---**
Don't you look cute.
**[16:12] ---**
Mom!
**[16:13] ---**
--Sorry?
--That's my mother!
**[16:16] ---**
This is terribly sudden,
but do you want a job?
**[16:18] ---**
S-Sorry?!
**[16:20] ---**
And wear one of those!
**[16:22] ---**
I-I could never!
**[16:24] ---**
She's not even trying
to hide what she wants.
**[16:27] ---**
She's gone beyond shameless.
**[16:30] ---**
Of course you could!
Why, I've had my eye on you!
**[16:33] ---**
Is she confessing her crush or what?
**[16:35] ---**
I-If you don't like frills,
we can--I--oh--wh-white!
**[16:39] ---**
Yes, a plain white T-shirt would be fine!
**[16:41] ---**
Over a swimsuit! No! Forget the swimsuit!
**[16:45] ---**
You'd wear a white T-shirt, wouldn't you?!
**[16:48] ---**
And I'll put kind of a high stage
in the middle of the café,
**[16:51] ---**
and I'll have you two stand on that!
**[16:53] ---**
--Uh-huh, uh-huh.
--And then!
**[16:54] ---**
And then?
**[16:56] ---**
I'll use this squirt gun, see?
**[16:58] ---**
A squirt gun--yes?
**[17:19] ---**
Why the outfit, Ami?
**[17:23] ---**
I-I've been thinking about
the future of this café...
**[17:27] ---**
I guess she's not big on wearing
an embarrassing outfit herself.
**[17:31] ---**
You're staring, Senpai.
**[17:33] ---**
I am not either!
**[17:40] ---**
You can't fall asleep yet, Senpai!
**[17:43] ---**
One more round! One more!
**[17:46] ---**
You want to quit now--as a *loser*?
**[17:48] ---**
"Senpai"
**[17:49] ---**
Look, it's two in the morning.
**[17:51] ---**
Just one more round--that's all!
**[17:55] ---**
Are you listening?
**[17:56] ---**
Hey! Senpai!
**[17:57] ---**
"Senpai"
**[17:59] ---**
Hey! Did you fall asleep?!
**[18:01] ---**
I can't beat this guy
all by myself, y'know!
**[18:04] ---**
Coward!
**[18:04] ---**
Wake up, you chicken!
**[18:06] ---**
Hana! Do you have
any idea what time it is?
**[18:09] ---**
Hang on a sec, Mom!
**[18:11] ---**
I'm gonna save, okay?
So hands off that plug--
**[18:14] ---**
Yoink!
**[18:23] ---**
You sure are sleepy today.
**[18:25] ---**
It's Uzaki. These past few nights...
**[18:28] ---**
I keep saying we should
go to sleep already,
**[18:31] ---**
but she's all "One more round! One more!"
**[18:33] ---**
I know what it *sounds* like,
**[18:35] ---**
but they're up late playing games, right?
**[18:38] ---**
Bet on it.
**[18:40] ---**
Want to nap till second hour?
**[18:42] ---**
I'll wake you up.
**[18:45] ---**
Please.
**[18:46] ---**
And that's when Ito's boyfriend...
**[18:49] ---**
Whoa, seriously?
**[18:51] ---**
C'mon, don't say it...
**[18:56] ---**
Hey, Hana! We saved you a seat.
**[18:58] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[19:00] ---**
The villain has landed.
**[19:03] ---**
She hasn't seen you yet. Snooze away.
**[19:06] ---**
But you *have* a boyfriend. I'm so jealous!
**[19:09] ---**
Don't be. It's so tiring--a lot of work!
**[19:13] ---**
It sounds like bragging when
you say it with a face like that!
**[19:16] ---**
Boyfriends, ha! What a hassle.
**[19:20] ---**
But *you* have one, too, don't you?
**[19:24] ---**
You know: You're always
going home together.
**[19:27] ---**
Tall guy--kind of scary.
**[19:29] ---**
I've seen you be really
friendly together, tons of times.
**[19:33] ---**
See? I *told* you that's
how you two come across.
**[19:37] ---**
Lucky him.
**[19:39] ---**
With all this girl talk,
Uzaki might let her true feelings slip.
**[19:42] ---**
Oh, him? He's not like that.
**[19:46] ---**
I just hang out with him--as a favor.
**[19:50] ---**
A-As a favor?
**[19:52] ---**
I mean, he is *so* gloomy!
**[19:54] ---**
Not a lot of friends, always on his own...
**[19:57] ---**
But I can't let that go--he
was my high-school senpai.
**[20:00] ---**
I just *have* give him
some attention, poor thing!
**[20:03] ---**
Is she serious?
**[20:05] ---**
So actually, I have no choice.
**[20:07] ---**
Really?
**[20:09] ---**
Yeah, really. He's a handful!
**[20:12] ---**
Oh, he's hearing this. For sure.
**[20:18] ---**
Honestly. Just saying
whatever works for her...
**[20:22] ---**
Damn.
**[20:25] ---**
My sleepiness came back
after eating lunch.
**[20:28] ---**
I never did get any
sleep during all that...
**[20:31] ---**
I'm just going to
sleep off my indignation.
**[20:40] ---**
I *knew* you were over here!
**[20:41] ---**
Senpai, Senpai!
**[20:47] ---**
Wow, you really can sleep anywhere, huh?
**[20:50] ---**
That's a sloppy,
thick-skinned guy for you.
**[20:54] ---**
I guess I've been keeping him up
late these past few days.
**[20:58] ---**
Ah, well. We have fourth hour together;
I'll just wait here till he wakes up.
**[21:25] ---**
Ha. Delete, delete...
**[21:37] ---**
Is this where Hana's been--sleeping?
**[21:39] ---**
Fourth hour is about to begin!
**[21:42] ---**
Those two, I tell ya.
**[21:44] ---**
No matter how much
they themselves deny it...
**[21:48] ---**
That thing about them not dating?
It *had*to be a lie.
**[21:51] ---**
Totally.
**[21:53] ---**
...they're thoroughly unconvincing.
**[21:56] ---**
Now, which one would be
funnier to wake up first?
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 2: I Want to Make
Udon After We Hang Out!"