# E2 - I Want to Make Udon After We Hang Out!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEJ38V/i-want-to-make-udon-after-we-hang-out)
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**[00:06] ---**
Hey! What are you showing her?!
**[00:07] ---**
Delete that! Delete!
**[00:09] ---**
Something this juicy happened
when I wasn't around?!
**[00:12] ---**
Why didn't you *call* me?
**[00:14] ---**
I totally forgot.
**[00:17] ---**
You're not all leaving me
out of the loop, are you?
**[00:20] ---**
No, nothing like that.
**[00:21] ---**
Right, right!
**[00:23] ---**
Really?
**[00:26] ---**
Hey, why don't we all hang out together?
**[00:29] ---**
Hey, yeah!
**[00:31] ---**
What do you think?
**[00:35] ---**
Okay, you're forgiven!
**[00:36] ---**
Yes, I *will* witness more juicy
Sakurai-Uzaki stuff in person,
**[00:39] ---**
thank you very much!
**[00:41] ---**
I'm *sure* that's what she's thinking.
**[00:44] ---**
Okay, let's figure out where we're going.
**[00:46] ---**
Right.
**[00:48] ---**
Oh, I want to go shopping!
**[00:50] ---**
--What about you?
--Ah, to be young.
**[01:01] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
**[02:24] ---**
"Episode 2:
I Want to Make Udon After We Hang Out!"
**[02:31] ---**
You hardly even have to go
to class anymore, huh, Ami?
**[02:35] ---**
Must be nice...
**[02:36] ---**
Hang in there, you guys.
**[02:39] ---**
Yeah, Uzaki really struggles
with her reports.
**[02:42] ---**
That stuff is a breeze
when I apply myself!
**[02:45] ---**
Is it?
**[02:46] ---**
Besides, I have tons of friends.
**[02:49] ---**
Don't lump me in with my national
openweight-class loner senpai!
**[02:53] ---**
Then I guess I never
have to help you again.
**[02:57] ---**
Hey! That's against the rules!
**[02:59] ---**
*What* rules?
**[03:01] ---**
It's a senpai's *duty*
to help his juniors--his *duty*!
**[03:05] ---**
Looks like Sak won't be getting
one-upped in academics, anyway.
**[03:09] ---**
I hardly see *you* on campus, Sakaki.
**[03:14] ---**
Are you gonna even graduate?
**[03:16] ---**
Itsuhito's got more credits than I do.
**[03:20] ---**
This dude's *good*.
**[03:22] ---**
He registers for classes where he
just has to show up or hand in a report
**[03:26] ---**
to get full credit.
**[03:28] ---**
Some people just have a knack, you know?
**[03:32] ---**
Gotta use your time wisely.
**[03:35] ---**
What do you *do* with all your free time?
**[03:37] ---**
Lately? Solo camping.
**[03:39] ---**
Nice!
**[03:41] ---**
This seems unfair.
**[03:43] ---**
It was a way of life that
Uzaki had no hope of imitating.
**[03:49] ---**
Oh, can we check out the swimsuits?
**[03:50] ---**
Sure.
**[03:53] ---**
Didn't you already buy one earlier?
**[03:55] ---**
Well...
**[03:58] ---**
I've been going to the pool lately.
**[04:00] ---**
The pool?
**[04:01] ---**
With, um, with Senpai.
**[04:03] ---**
With Sakurai?!
**[04:05] ---**
Apparently, after swimming in the ocean,
**[04:07] ---**
he's started to enjoy
being physically active.
**[04:16] ---**
Here you go, Senpai.
**[04:17] ---**
Thanks.
**[04:19] ---**
Ah, rats. My time's slipping.
**[04:21] ---**
I mean, with my
swim club days behind me...
**[04:24] ---**
Just because they have swim lanes doesn't
mean you have to check your times.
**[04:28] ---**
Sorry. Habit.
**[04:31] ---**
Okay, time for some regular old swimming!
**[04:34] ---**
Right!
**[04:35] ---**
Oh, yeah--Uzaki?
**[04:36] ---**
Yeah?
**[04:38] ---**
Today's swimsuit? Another cute one.
**[04:40] ---**
Cute one... cute one...
**[04:45] ---**
He just kind of...
complimented me... out of nowhere.
**[04:49] ---**
So I figured I'd buy a new one.
**[04:53] ---**
You can start with swimsuit compliments.
**[04:55] ---**
Not *mine*!
**[04:56] ---**
Aha...
**[04:58] ---**
That'd be my fault.
**[05:00] ---**
Good job remembering that lesson, Sakurai.
**[05:03] ---**
Let's see...
**[05:05] ---**
Maybe he's the kind of
person who says that stuff.
**[05:07] ---**
--Hana looks so happy...
Better not to say anything after all.
--I mean, I didn't exactly hate it. I didn't *hate* it...
**[05:14] ---**
But *man*, I wish I'd seen that!
**[05:15] ---**
--Uzaki, all embarrassed about
her swimsuit compliment!
**[05:18] ---**
--Mommy?
--Uzaki, all embarrassed about
her swimsuit compliment!
**[05:21] ---**
"Using the Futsal Court'
**[05:29] ---**
Take that!
**[05:31] ---**
Hup!
**[05:32] ---**
Ha!
**[05:33] ---**
Yes!
**[05:35] ---**
We're still going, Senpai!
**[05:36] ---**
C-Can you not talk to me right now?!
**[05:40] ---**
Sak says he's hopeless
at any and all ball sports,
**[05:43] ---**
but let him practice
and he can hold his own.
**[05:46] ---**
Now if something indecent
were to happen, we'd be golden.
**[05:50] ---**
Futsal is not that kind of sport.
**[05:52] ---**
Specifically something like this...
**[05:58] ---**
*He* winds up naked?!
**[06:01] ---**
Ready for a mini-match?
**[06:03] ---**
I mean, I'm not sure...
**[06:05] ---**
C'mon, it's a game. Relax--take it easy.
**[06:08] ---**
Right.
**[06:10] ---**
It's not like we're expecting any
high-level plays from you in the first place.
**[06:14] ---**
They're underestimating us, Senpai.
**[06:16] ---**
No, I really do suck at this.
**[06:19] ---**
Shall we split into teams, then?
**[06:24] ---**
That's a middle-schooler team for you!
**[06:27] ---**
Can't even beat us
when it's five against three!
**[06:29] ---**
C'mon, cut it out.
**[06:31] ---**
D-Dammit...
**[06:34] ---**
What are they doing playing
middle-schoolers, anyway?
**[06:37] ---**
Shame on them.
**[06:39] ---**
Where do you college guys get off
dunking on middle-schoolers for kicks?
**[06:44] ---**
Act your age and go to
a college mixer or something!
**[06:47] ---**
Although some hunk'd probably
wind up snatching all the girls away
**[06:52] ---**
from *you* losers!
**[06:54] ---**
--Boo!
--Boo!
**[06:56] ---**
Those middle-schoolers
are being plenty rude right back.
**[07:01] ---**
It worked like a charm.
**[07:04] ---**
That hit a nerve?
**[07:05] ---**
I don't think I can watch this.
**[07:07] ---**
Wait--is he *crying*?
**[07:10] ---**
I am *not*! And who
the hell are you, anyway?
**[07:13] ---**
Whoa, he's coming after us!
**[07:14] ---**
He's just lashing out.
**[07:17] ---**
Listen, we paid good money
to play here, same as you.
**[07:21] ---**
Try to be a little more aware
of your surroundings, okay?
**[07:24] ---**
Huh?!
**[07:25] ---**
Hey--it's you! Sakaki!
**[07:28] ---**
You know each other?
**[07:29] ---**
*Do* we?
**[07:31] ---**
"Do we," my ass!
**[07:32] ---**
You were at the
soccer-club mixer last week!
**[07:35] ---**
Oh, I remember!
**[07:38] ---**
The mixer!
**[07:39] ---**
Remember *us*!
**[07:42] ---**
Sasamoto!
**[07:43] ---**
Kawakami!
**[07:44] ---**
Hamada!
**[07:46] ---**
Don't bother remembering them.
**[07:49] ---**
A mixer?
**[07:50] ---**
I only went because they begged me
to help even out the numbers.
**[07:53] ---**
And you snatched away all the girls.
**[07:57] ---**
No, no--we split up
at the station afterward.
**[08:00] ---**
You did? Then get your ass over here!
**[08:03] ---**
Come to our miserable
afterparty-slash-consolation bash!
**[08:06] ---**
I don't know if I want to be invited to
an afterparty even *you* call "miserable."
**[08:11] ---**
Still, striking out at
a mixer is all on you.
**[08:14] ---**
Did you make an effort to entertain the
girls who went out of their way to attend?
**[08:18] ---**
You can't do all the talking--you
have to let them talk, too.
**[08:27] ---**
Those girls said your bragging and
your club talk bored them to tears.
**[08:31] ---**
--Stop--please!
**[08:33] ---**
--His words are like *knives*.
--Stop--please!
**[08:35] ---**
Behold the confidence of the mighty.
**[08:36] ---**
Dammit! That guy really grinds my gears.
**[08:39] ---**
Hearing hard truths from that halfway
handsome face is what ticks *me* off!
**[08:42] ---**
For me, it's how girls were showing up
right away when I told 'em
**[08:45] ---**
Sakaki would be there.
**[08:47] ---**
But more than anything:
**[08:48] ---**
Bringing your own girls is unacceptable!
**[08:51] ---**
And they're both hella cute!
**[08:53] ---**
We're super jealous!
**[08:55] ---**
See, you can't say that stuff out loud.
**[08:58] ---**
You sure are speaking *your* mind.
**[09:02] ---**
Let's battle it out!
**[09:03] ---**
We'll play a 20-minute match.
**[09:05] ---**
If you win, we'll pay your bill!
But if *we*win...
**[09:11] ---**
I-It'd be nice if you
introduced us to those two...
**[09:16] ---**
How unexpectedly innocent.
**[09:18] ---**
You're on!
**[09:19] ---**
Can't help you with the pipsqueak,
but the one with glasses is available.
**[09:23] ---**
Yesss!
**[09:24] ---**
What?!
**[09:26] ---**
This sucks!
**[09:27] ---**
What do you mean, "pipsqueak"?!
**[09:28] ---**
I'll probably be useless!
**[09:31] ---**
Sorry, ladies, but you'll be spectating.
**[09:34] ---**
We'll borrow a middle-schooler
for our goalie.
**[09:37] ---**
It'll be fine. I'm okay at soccer.
**[09:47] ---**
Wow!
**[09:48] ---**
What part of that was "okay"?
**[09:50] ---**
So that's why he was
so quick to take the bet.
**[09:54] ---**
And conversely...
**[09:57] ---**
What are you even doing, Senpai?
Just running around?!
**[10:02] ---**
"slip"
**[10:04] ---**
Nice! More of that, please!
**[10:07] ---**
Hana the heckler
is having a fine old time...
**[10:11] ---**
If he's that good,
why didn't he join the club?
**[10:15] ---**
I don't get it...
**[10:16] ---**
This dude is infuriating, all right!
**[10:19] ---**
But he has a weakness.
**[10:22] ---**
Take *him* down first.
**[10:25] ---**
We can't let this end
without scoring even once!
**[10:27] ---**
We'll get at least *one* point
from them, even if we lose!
**[10:30] ---**
This is pitiful...
**[10:34] ---**
Sak.
**[10:36] ---**
With this broad of a spread,
you can relax.
**[10:39] ---**
Relax? But I haven't
even done anything yet.
**[10:43] ---**
With your legs,
we don't need cheap tricks.
**[10:46] ---**
If the ball comes your way, just
haul off and kick it toward the goal.
**[10:50] ---**
Got it.
**[10:53] ---**
That's right--
**[10:56] ---**
don't think, just zero in on
the one thing you have to do.
**[11:02] ---**
Focus. Focus!
**[11:06] ---**
Don't look at anything but the ball.
**[11:09] ---**
Concentrate only on...
**[11:11] ---**
...the ball!
**[11:13] ---**
Senpai's face...
**[11:16] ---**
He looks...
**[11:19] ---**
...like he did in high school.
**[11:28] ---**
Here it comes, Sak!
**[11:29] ---**
That's mine!
**[11:31] ---**
Nothing but...
**[11:33] ---**
...the ball!
**[11:34] ---**
Go!
**[11:43] ---**
"*For illustration purposes only."
**[11:53] ---**
Nothing but...
**[11:55] ---**
...the ball!
**[12:02] ---**
"*For illustration purposes only."
**[12:04] ---**
The ball!
**[12:11] ---**
"*For illustration purposes only."
**[12:20] ---**
I did it...
**[12:21] ---**
I scored!
**[12:40] ---**
Okay:
**[12:42] ---**
Run!
**[12:43] ---**
What?!
**[12:45] ---**
You middle-schoolers can go home now!
**[12:47] ---**
Aw!
**[12:48] ---**
Are you sure, Itsuhito?
**[12:50] ---**
Sure I'm sure. We won, didn't we?
**[12:52] ---**
Senpai! KOing everyone was total overkill!
**[12:56] ---**
No, I--that was a coincidence!
**[12:58] ---**
That was amazing...
**[12:59] ---**
Right?
**[13:00] ---**
The god of destruction...
an absolute god of destruction...
**[13:05] ---**
And so Sakurai became a mini legend of
the futsal court before he even knew it.
**[13:11] ---**
Okay, so I didn't see anything
juicy between those two...
**[13:14] ---**
...but I did get an eyeful!
**[13:19] ---**
"Using the Futsal Court"
**[13:22] ---**
You sure made a ton, Senpai!
**[13:25] ---**
Yeah, I got pretty good at making udon
after your mom showed me how.
**[13:30] ---**
Mom's been looking forward to this.
**[13:34] ---**
Senpai! Wait!
**[13:36] ---**
I can't--we're going to be late!
**[13:37] ---**
Hustle!
**[13:41] ---**
Oho...
**[13:45] ---**
Yo, Sakurai!
**[13:50] ---**
You start early with
that bummer of a face, huh?
**[13:55] ---**
You're looking
*particularly* villainous today!
**[13:57] ---**
Right? Right?
**[13:59] ---**
Good morning, Uzaki-*senpai*...
**[14:02] ---**
Your pestering is
as irritating as usual, I see.
**[14:04] ---**
Oh? *What* did you say to me, Sakurai?!
**[14:08] ---**
And here I am looking out for
and paying attention to
**[14:11] ---**
my miserable junior
with his sad loner college life!
**[14:15] ---**
Is that how you talk to your kind,
gorgeous senior?!
**[14:20] ---**
I didn't *ask* for your help.
**[14:22] ---**
Then you should be even *more* grateful!
**[14:24] ---**
It's your senpai's
affection--freely given!
**[14:27] ---**
If it's freely given, why are
you demanding gratitude?
**[14:31] ---**
Details, details!
You're always so darn nitpicky!
**[14:35] ---**
You and your big body,
always trying to trip me up!
**[14:39] ---**
I wonder about people like you,
speech center shot full of holes.
**[14:44] ---**
Always chattering on without thinking.
**[14:46] ---**
Shaddup!
**[14:47] ---**
Yeah, yeah, I know.
**[14:50] ---**
My senpai may be tiny,
but her heart is just sooo big.
**[14:54] ---**
Wow, amazing. I totally respect her.
**[14:57] ---**
Quit making fun of me,
you jerk! I'm *over*it!
**[15:02] ---**
How many times have I told
you not to talk about my height?
**[15:05] ---**
Whoa--Senpai--
**[15:06] ---**
Just because you're a tiny bit tall...
**[15:08] ---**
You're infuriating!
**[15:10] ---**
Wait, Senpai--wait!
**[15:12] ---**
It's too late to say you're sorry!
**[15:14] ---**
No--No, it's not that!
**[15:17] ---**
Oh? Then what, Sakurai?
**[15:19] ---**
Well, uh, I'm bumping up
against some things...
**[15:25] ---**
"rub rub rub"
**[15:25] ---**
I'm bumping *them* up against *you*!
**[15:27] ---**
On purpose!
**[15:29] ---**
To give my cute little junior
a little somethin'-somethin'!
**[15:32] ---**
I don't understand!
**[15:34] ---**
Am I cute or am I infuriating? Pick one!
**[15:39] ---**
Shut up, you!
**[15:42] ---**
It wasn't much different.
**[15:44] ---**
What's up? Your face is all red.
**[15:49] ---**
It is not either!
**[15:52] ---**
N-No?
**[15:54] ---**
Look, Mom's waiting, so let's get going!
**[15:57] ---**
Uh... okay.
**[16:03] ---**
Yes! They came out great!
**[16:06] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[16:08] ---**
You may have a real knack for cooking.
**[16:13] ---**
Nah. I've just spent the past month
making nothing but udon.
**[16:17] ---**
Here's some for you.
**[16:18] ---**
That's a *lot*!
**[16:21] ---**
It's more fun for me now
to make it than to eat it.
**[16:24] ---**
When there's a will, there's a way, huh?
**[16:27] ---**
So you got this good this quickly
from focusing only on making udon.
**[16:31] ---**
And *udon*ly that!
**[16:32] ---**
Don't mug like you said something clever!
**[16:35] ---**
But I *am* getting
tired of my udon-only life.
**[16:38] ---**
I was wondering
if you'd teach me something new.
**[16:40] ---**
Of course!
**[16:42] ---**
Oh, no! This is still no good, Senpai!
**[16:45] ---**
What? What is?
**[16:48] ---**
Oh? You mean you don't know?
Want me to tell you, Senpai?
**[16:52] ---**
Spit it out already!
**[16:55] ---**
See? This here.
**[16:57] ---**
You can knead the dough right,
but cut it like this and it's ruined.
**[17:01] ---**
They have to be the same size, so
they're all done cooking at the same time.
**[17:08] ---**
These noodles are defective!
They're not fit for eating!
**[17:17] ---**
But *you're* eating them.
**[17:18] ---**
Get it, Senpai?
**[17:20] ---**
You can't call yourself an udon master
if *this* is what you're cranking out!
**[17:24] ---**
You're a rank newbie!
**[17:26] ---**
Why is she acting all
superior toward her senior?
**[17:31] ---**
You're right. I can't move on
while this still isn't perfect.
**[17:35] ---**
Please--teach me how to cut them properly!
**[17:39] ---**
Attaboy, Senpai!
**[17:41] ---**
Of course, but...
**[17:43] ---**
Won't you just be eating udon
for that much longer?
**[17:48] ---**
*Udon* know the half of it!
**[17:49] ---**
Pipe down!
**[17:54] ---**
Show me how you usually cut them.
**[17:58] ---**
Okay, got it.
**[17:59] ---**
Already?
**[18:01] ---**
Take one step back on your dominant side.
**[18:03] ---**
Like this?
**[18:05] ---**
Let's see... a little more like...
**[18:09] ---**
I-I'm so sorry! I got too close!
**[18:13] ---**
Oh, no... I'd forgotten...
**[18:15] ---**
Sakurai may be Hana's boyfriend,
**[18:18] ---**
but he's also a dangerous boy
with designs on her mother--me!
**[18:22] ---**
Tsuki Uzaki, 43,
has magnificently misread Sakurai.
**[18:31] ---**
Oh?
**[18:33] ---**
Yeah--he's concentrating.
**[18:36] ---**
Senpai's super earnest about everything,
so he gets right into the zone.
**[18:40] ---**
He doesn't react to *anything*
when he's like this.
**[18:42] ---**
It's great for pranks.
**[18:44] ---**
Not to *anything*?
**[18:49] ---**
Man, right here next to him?
**[18:52] ---**
What an opportunity this would've been!
**[18:54] ---**
An opportunity?!
**[18:56] ---**
C'mon, let's head over there.
**[18:59] ---**
That's right--an opportunity!
**[19:02] ---**
I've got to fix the messed-up
relationship he has with Hana.
**[19:06] ---**
Tsuki Uzaki has no idea that
she's the one who's messed up.
**[19:12] ---**
H-Hana?
**[19:15] ---**
I'll start with her--and
some gentle prying.
**[19:20] ---**
Er, how are things with you
and Sakurai lately?
**[19:24] ---**
"How"?
**[19:25] ---**
I-I, um--you know!
**[19:27] ---**
Anything... *unusual* recently?
**[19:37] ---**
Hey, Uzaki woke up first.
**[19:38] ---**
I'll send you this
picture later, okay, Hana?
**[19:42] ---**
Oh, would you prefer the video?
**[19:44] ---**
St-Stop... just stop!
**[19:46] ---**
Let go of me, Senpai!
**[19:53] ---**
This is when two coincidences collided:
**[19:56] ---**
the daughter who wondered how her
mother could have known about that event
**[20:00] ---**
and the mother who, for better or worse,
happened to be prying for something.
**[20:06] ---**
How? Who told her?
**[20:10] ---**
Hey, boss, look at this.
**[20:14] ---**
Actually, the other day...
**[20:17] ---**
Ma'am! Ma'am!
**[20:18] ---**
Is *that* how it got here?
**[20:21] ---**
How sad indeed is a
chain of misunderstandings.
**[20:25] ---**
What could I do? It's just a habit of his.
**[20:30] ---**
A habit? A *sexual* habit?!
**[20:35] ---**
Though we shouldn't have
let anyone at school see us...
**[20:38] ---**
See them? At school?!
**[20:40] ---**
We have it all on video.
**[20:42] ---**
They *recorded* it?!
**[20:44] ---**
Senpai just wouldn't let me go.
**[20:48] ---**
Not a second round!
**[20:50] ---**
It was a just a big mess...
**[20:52] ---**
Big mess... big mess...
**[20:54] ---**
To think they've already gone that far...
**[20:57] ---**
If only I'd been stricter with
her--this never would have...
**[21:04] ---**
Hana... I'm going to
go lie down. I'm tired.
**[21:09] ---**
Huh? Okay... sleep well.
**[21:12] ---**
She only hurt herself
with her misunderstandings,
**[21:15] ---**
and Tsuki Uzaki's days of anguish
would continue a little longer.
**[21:22] ---**
I did it.
**[21:23] ---**
The udon was cut nicely.
**[21:30] ---**
Aw, not udon again!
**[21:33] ---**
Senpai made way too much.
**[21:37] ---**
*Your* senpai?
**[21:46] ---**
Don't mind if I do!
**[21:48] ---**
And another misunderstanding was born.
**[21:52] ---**
College-girl udon tastes 17 times better!
**[21:57] ---**
Boy, *he's* hungry.
**[21:59] ---**
I'm home!
**[22:02] ---**
Hey there, Yanagi.
**[22:03] ---**
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**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 3: Does Uzaki-chan
Want To Go To the School Festival?"