# E5 - The Whole Uzaki Clan Wants to Get Together!
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**[00:00] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[00:02] ---**
Hey, Uzaki! I'm off today--just
came by to see how it's going.
**[00:06] ---**
Working hard or hardly working?
**[00:13] ---**
She's been like that since yesterday.
**[00:18] ---**
What did you do, Sakurai?
**[00:21] ---**
Honestly, it's like this
every dang time with you.
**[00:27] ---**
What?! Now wait just a second!
**[00:29] ---**
I'm totally in the dark here!
**[00:32] ---**
Yeah, but still... y'know?
**[00:35] ---**
Still... right?
**[00:39] ---**
Somewhere along the way
I've lost all credibility at work.
**[00:44] ---**
Um... hello there.
**[00:55] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:18] ---**
"Episode 5: The Whole Uzaki Clan
Wants to Get Together!"
**[02:20] ---**
Hana hasn't been herself since yesterday.
**[02:23] ---**
I thought maybe she was
causing problems for you folks.
**[02:28] ---**
Oh, no--don't worry about that.
She's been her usual cheery self.
**[02:37] ---**
Except toward Sakurai.
**[02:40] ---**
That's not good...
**[02:43] ---**
But Sakurai's definitely
behind this either way.
**[02:47] ---**
I've been racking
my brain over here, but...
**[02:50] ---**
I'm sorry. I've got nothing.
**[02:53] ---**
Still, a change like that is a big deal.
**[02:58] ---**
Wait...
**[03:00] ---**
Haven't we seen...
**[03:01] ---**
...something like this before?
**[03:04] ---**
I think it started yesterday evening.
**[03:07] ---**
"Breadcrumbs"
**[03:07] ---**
Sakurai, Hana, and I were having
a cooking lesson at our house.
**[03:12] ---**
It was like any other lesson at first...
**[03:15] ---**
But about when the dish was
finished--that's when her mood soured.
**[03:19] ---**
When I asked her why,
she only said, "No reason."
**[03:24] ---**
I really am sorry. That attitude
doesn't belong at the workplace.
**[03:28] ---**
Don't mention it.
**[03:29] ---**
That's right--it's not your fault.
**[03:32] ---**
I see. So you don't
know either, Ms. Tsuki.
**[03:37] ---**
No...
**[03:38] ---**
That's it!
That right there is definitely it!
**[03:41] ---**
Oho!
**[03:42] ---**
What is?
**[03:43] ---**
Tell us, Ami!
**[03:46] ---**
That's totally it!
**[03:48] ---**
"Closed"
**[03:49] ---**
Aha! Because Uzaki's the
only one I don't call by name?
**[03:53] ---**
Oh--but that's because...
**[03:55] ---**
I've always been resistant
to calling girls by their first name.
**[03:59] ---**
I know! So how come you're
okay doing that with my mom?!
**[04:04] ---**
If you're going in order,
*I'm* next in line!
**[04:06] ---**
Well, uh...
**[04:08] ---**
I-I can't bear this...
**[04:11] ---**
Still, to use her mother's
name so readily...
**[04:14] ---**
At a time when
Hana's still so indecisive...
**[04:17] ---**
It's obvious which one's
getting special treatment.
**[04:20] ---**
Can't... laugh...
**[04:23] ---**
I do feel a little bad for her, though.
**[04:25] ---**
Sakurai calls *me* by my first name, too.
**[04:29] ---**
All right--it's Hana's turn
to get a helping hand!
**[04:32] ---**
So you just have to get over your block
about calling Hana by her first name.
**[04:38] ---**
Wh-What now?
**[04:40] ---**
You need to get used to it, then!
**[04:42] ---**
Starting now,
no using *any* of our last names!
**[04:46] ---**
Huh?!
**[04:47] ---**
Just for today--and just here.
You can handle that much, right?
**[04:52] ---**
Don't give me that face!
**[04:54] ---**
I don't even know the owner's first name.
**[04:58] ---**
Call me Akihiko!
**[05:00] ---**
"Akihiko Asai, 51"
**[05:01] ---**
What's with the cute spin
you put on that, Akihiko?
**[05:05] ---**
Never mind that, Shinichi...
**[05:08] ---**
There's someone else here who needs
the first-name treatment more than I do.
**[05:17] ---**
You can do it, Shinichi!
**[05:19] ---**
Go get 'em, Shinichi!
**[05:20] ---**
We'll be over there.
You just take your time, Shinny.
**[05:25] ---**
They're enjoying this, all right.
**[05:30] ---**
Oh, but first of all...
**[05:32] ---**
I need to apologize.
**[05:35] ---**
I did the same damn thing all
over again and made you unhappy.
**[05:39] ---**
Boy, do I suck.
**[05:41] ---**
I'm really sorry!
**[05:44] ---**
Senpai...
**[05:47] ---**
You're trying to get by
without saying my name.
**[05:50] ---**
Nope: fail. Try again.
**[05:54] ---**
I'm sorry... Hana.
**[05:59] ---**
Say my name a few more times,
and I'll forgive you.
**[06:03] ---**
Sorry, Hana.
**[06:05] ---**
--Again.
--I screwed up, Hana.
**[06:07] ---**
Once more.
**[06:08] ---**
I apologize, Miss Hana.
**[06:10] ---**
Ooh, I like *that*!
**[06:13] ---**
That was much more
heartfelt than your first one.
**[06:16] ---**
Okay. I forgive you.
**[06:19] ---**
But...
**[06:21] ---**
Please do get used to it--even
a little at a time.
**[06:25] ---**
Okay, Shinichi?
**[06:29] ---**
Oh--since you're older than me,
maybe it should be "Mr. Shinichi."
**[06:36] ---**
What's wrong, Senpai?
Wait--are you blushing?
**[06:40] ---**
I-I am not!
**[06:41] ---**
Your face is beet-red, Shinichi!
**[06:44] ---**
You're seeing things!
**[06:46] ---**
You do have your cute moments, Shinichi!
**[06:49] ---**
Can it! And don't look at my face!
**[06:51] ---**
Mr. Shinichi!
**[06:52] ---**
Stop that!
**[06:54] ---**
There we go.
**[06:55] ---**
Looks like they've made up.
**[06:57] ---**
Those two... I'd heard
they'd been friends for ages--
**[07:01] ---**
yet all this fuss about names...
**[07:04] ---**
They're doing things all out of order.
**[07:08] ---**
How is she still taking
things the wrong way?
**[07:12] ---**
You and I need to have a
nice long chat, ma'am. For real.
**[07:16] ---**
Hey, which is better?
Shinichi or Mr. Shinichi?
**[07:21] ---**
--C'mon, Mr. Shinichi!
--Shut *up*!
**[07:27] ---**
I sense there's been a development!
**[07:29] ---**
"On a solo trip in Kansai"
**[07:33] ---**
Man, I'm beat.
**[07:36] ---**
Definitely what
I'd call mental exhaustion.
**[07:39] ---**
Shinichi!
**[07:41] ---**
Shinichi! Shinichi!
**[07:44] ---**
She's been teasing me
with my own name ever since.
**[07:48] ---**
I suppose all of this *was* my fault...
**[07:52] ---**
"One-Day Free Trial Coupon"
"Regularly ¥2,000"
**[07:53] ---**
A gym?
**[08:01] ---**
It's been a while since
I've worked up a sweat.
**[08:04] ---**
Being able to casually do this
on my own suits my personality.
**[08:07] ---**
It's perfect for blowing off steam, too.
**[08:13] ---**
All right. Next up...
**[08:15] ---**
Hmm? You there, with the piercing eyes.
Heading for the bench press?
**[08:21] ---**
Hang on--you need a spotter.
**[08:24] ---**
Oh, someone's here for a trial visit!
**[08:26] ---**
Hey, Fuji.
**[08:29] ---**
I work here.
**[08:31] ---**
Here, why don't I spot you?
**[08:34] ---**
Barbell work is prone to accidents,
so a spotter's a must.
**[08:38] ---**
A gym trope:
Busybody trainers flock to the young.
**[08:46] ---**
Eight... nine...
**[08:51] ---**
Ten!
**[08:53] ---**
Jumping in with three sets
of ten 100-kilo reps--impressive.
**[08:56] ---**
Okay! Stay strong till the end!
One more to go!
**[09:00] ---**
Got it!
**[09:01] ---**
E... leven!
**[09:04] ---**
Attaboy! Keep going! Last one!
**[09:10] ---**
Yesss! You did it! What effort!
**[09:14] ---**
All right--now get that last rep in!
**[09:17] ---**
C'mon! One more to finish!
**[09:22] ---**
Great! Now for the last one, for real! Go!
**[09:26] ---**
How many last reps *are* there?!
**[09:29] ---**
There's no way!
**[09:30] ---**
No! It'd be a waste to compromise here!
**[09:33] ---**
One more rep! Last one! You can do it!
**[09:36] ---**
Jeez, Fuji, lay off already!
Just spot the kid!
**[09:39] ---**
That's why I don't want
to ask him to be my spotter.
**[09:43] ---**
Go!
**[09:54] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[09:55] ---**
You were working so hard,
I got all fired up, too.
**[09:59] ---**
And *that's* why we keep
losing younger members.
**[10:03] ---**
Shh!
**[10:04] ---**
Still, I haven't been pushed
to my limits in a long time.
**[10:08] ---**
Oho!
**[10:10] ---**
Having a spotter really
does boost your efficiency.
**[10:13] ---**
Wow, someone who can keep up
with Fuji's enthusiasm. You're a beast!
**[10:18] ---**
For some reason, we don't have
many former athletic-club folks here.
**[10:23] ---**
Sakurai! Do you have any goals
you'd want to achieve if you joined?
**[10:28] ---**
Just as an example, uh...
I can be your trainer!
**[10:30] ---**
I can spot you--and come up
with more high-efficiency workouts!
**[10:34] ---**
Calm down, Fuji.
**[10:36] ---**
He's going hard on the sale pitch.
**[10:38] ---**
I like to work out,
but I don't have any specific goals.
**[10:42] ---**
Our doctors told us
we needed to exercise more.
**[10:45] ---**
Plus my daughter doesn't
like me--said I was lame.
**[10:49] ---**
My son's been mouthing off lately, too.
**[10:53] ---**
What do you say? A bulk-up
regimen for your fatherly dignity!
**[10:58] ---**
Nothing cooler than a battling dad!
**[11:00] ---**
I'm good.
**[11:02] ---**
I get the feeling your
workouts'd be excessive.
**[11:04] ---**
So mean!
**[11:06] ---**
Still, Sakurai, how about joining up?
**[11:09] ---**
The more folks you know,
the easier the workout.
**[11:11] ---**
That's true.
**[11:13] ---**
Invite your friends, too, if you like.
We'll all have fun together.
**[11:20] ---**
That might be nice.
**[11:21] ---**
Yesss!
**[11:23] ---**
Please do!
**[11:24] ---**
Not that Uzaki'd come if I did invite her.
**[11:26] ---**
What? Why would you pay
good money to get exhausted?
**[11:31] ---**
I can hear her already.
**[11:33] ---**
It's a good place for some alone time.
**[11:37] ---**
Sakurai! Do you have any goals?
**[11:40] ---**
Goals, huh? I really don't have any.
**[11:44] ---**
I'll just train everything.
**[11:47] ---**
Speaking of training...
I have to keep trying new things.
***SIGN*** "Senpai (Introvert)" "Thinking about another cooking lesson next week... (Tap for more)"
**[11:54] ---**
Oh--Senpai.
**[11:56] ---**
I'm home!
**[11:57] ---**
Hi, Dad.
**[12:00] ---**
Welcome home, Fujio.
**[12:02] ---**
Dinner will be ready soon.
**[12:04] ---**
Great! I'm starving.
**[12:04] ---**
"Fujio Uzaki, 46"
**[12:07] ---**
It's *you*.
**[12:10] ---**
Hey, Hana, a kid about
your age joined the gym today.
**[12:15] ---**
Huh! Good for you.
**[12:17] ---**
You don't have a lot of
younger people there, do you?
**[12:20] ---**
We sure don't--and it's just
not lively enough without them.
**[12:25] ---**
I hope this kid brings
his friends with him...
**[12:30] ---**
You wanna join?
**[12:31] ---**
And be surrounded by nothing
but old guys? No, thanks.
**[12:36] ---**
I hate being alone.
**[12:37] ---**
Don't be like that...
**[12:39] ---**
Actually, what would that shabby bunch
do if a cute girl like you approached?
**[12:46] ---**
Forget I said anything!
**[12:48] ---**
Okie-doke.
**[12:49] ---**
Oh, Mom? Senpai's talking
about another cooking lesson.
**[12:54] ---**
Goodness! When?
**[12:56] ---**
Is the usual Thursday still good?
**[12:59] ---**
Maybe you could do
simmered fish this time.
**[13:01] ---**
That's fine. I'll get ready for it.
**[13:04] ---**
Thanks! I'll let Senpai know.
**[13:07] ---**
Is Hana's senpai the one who
made all that udon a while back?
**[13:11] ---**
That's right. Lives alone
and wants to be a better cook.
**[13:16] ---**
Such a hard-working beginner, too.
**[13:19] ---**
Nice! Sheer determination--I like that!
**[13:22] ---**
She'll make a great wife one day.
**[13:25] ---**
Senpai's a guy.
**[13:28] ---**
And "Send."
**[13:30] ---**
Huh! Is that so?!
**[13:34] ---**
I'd sure like to meet him...
**[13:37] ---**
I know: I'll take that day off.
**[13:40] ---**
You can't, Fujio! You need to do your job!
**[13:48] ---**
I'm home!
**[13:50] ---**
Brrr! It really got cold fast.
**[13:55] ---**
"Yanagi Uzaki, 14 -
Middle School, 2nd Year"
**[14:02] ---**
What's for dinner tonight, Mom?
**[14:07] ---**
Sit down, Yanagi.
**[14:10] ---**
Is this... the usual?
**[14:12] ---**
Yep: the usual.
**[14:15] ---**
I should have kept my big mouth shut...
**[14:18] ---**
I hereby call the
Uzaki family meeting to order.
**[14:22] ---**
On our agenda:
**[14:26] ---**
Hana... has a boyfriend.
**[14:30] ---**
Seriously? That's hilarious!
**[14:32] ---**
Really? Good for you, Hana!
**[14:35] ---**
Huh!
**[14:36] ---**
It is *not* good!
**[14:38] ---**
This time has finally
come for my daughter...
**[14:41] ---**
Probably some no-good bum,
given that it's college.
**[14:44] ---**
He better be a fine upstanding man,
or I won't allow it!
**[14:47] ---**
Another never-ending meeting, with
Dad the only one getting all agitated.
**[14:51] ---**
Mom, can you hurry dinner up?
**[14:54] ---**
Hana's an adult.
Let her do what she wants.
**[14:58] ---**
That side of you is pretty out there, Dad.
**[15:02] ---**
Nag too much and your kids
will end up hating you.
**[15:06] ---**
Why are you all so cold toward me?!
**[15:10] ---**
Kiri and Hana used to speak in
my Kansai dialect, too--not just Yanagi...
**[15:16] ---**
I got teased in grade school for talking
like a delinquent. Never again!
**[15:21] ---**
It's just imprinting on you.
**[15:23] ---**
Aw, Kansai dialect is cute!
**[15:25] ---**
Hate it all you like, but you can't
escape your Kansai soul!
**[15:32] ---**
Read these *without* the jingle!
***SIGN*** "Kansai Electrical Safety Inspection Association" "Nishizawa Gakuen, Home of Onyx"
**[15:34] ---**
♪ Kan-sai Elec-trical Safe-- ♪
**[15:36] ---**
Oh, wow! That *is* super
hard not to sing! Spooky.
**[15:41] ---**
See? That's the fruit of your upbringing!
**[15:46] ---**
Those not living in Kansai,
don't worry about it.
**[15:50] ---**
Good: We've gotten off track.
All because Dad's so energetic...
**[15:55] ---**
Dodged that bullet.
**[15:57] ---**
Hey, what kind of guy
is this boyfriend of yours?
**[16:02] ---**
Is he cool? Do you have a picture?
Show me!
**[16:05] ---**
C'mon, Hana! Please?
**[16:07] ---**
N-No, I don't have any pictures.
**[16:10] ---**
This is a lie.
**[16:12] ---**
It figures Yanagi would be all over this.
**[16:14] ---**
And I thought we were
good and distracted...
**[16:16] ---**
So there's a guy out there
who goes for a petite girl like Hana.
**[16:21] ---**
I'm worried about him for
*different*reasons, y'know?
**[16:24] ---**
What?!
**[16:25] ---**
*You* don't get to go
around calling *me*small.
**[16:28] ---**
Save the high-and-mighty act
till you're past 160 centimeters.
**[16:32] ---**
No wonder girls don't like you.
**[16:34] ---**
Huh?! I *am* past that! I'm not little!
**[16:37] ---**
Just a tad below average, that's all!
**[16:39] ---**
Now, now, you two...
**[16:42] ---**
I hope you'll always
be shorter than me, Kiri.
**[16:46] ---**
What? I'm totally gonna blow past you!
**[16:48] ---**
I'm only gonna get taller and taller!
**[16:50] ---**
How tall is your boyfriend, Hana?
**[16:53] ---**
Um...
**[16:54] ---**
I think he said he
was 180 centimeters tall.
**[16:57] ---**
He's huge!
**[16:58] ---**
What a size difference!
**[17:00] ---**
H-Height isn't everything! Right, Dad?
**[17:03] ---**
That's right, Kiri!
**[17:05] ---**
The short men are in cahoots...
**[17:09] ---**
W-Well, uh, anyway...
**[17:11] ---**
As I was saying:
Is he really a decent man?
**[17:15] ---**
There are a few things I want to know.
**[17:18] ---**
Does he have a kind disposition?
**[17:20] ---**
Does he have good manners?
**[17:21] ---**
Is his personal life in order?
**[17:24] ---**
How many kilos can he bench-press?
**[17:26] ---**
He sneaked in his own ask.
**[17:30] ---**
In any case, you can forget
about dating some half-baked--
**[17:33] ---**
S-Senpai is... He's respectable.
**[17:37] ---**
Hana?
**[17:38] ---**
He's super serious... maybe *too* serious.
**[17:43] ---**
He looks over my assignments,
he doesn't smoke,
**[17:46] ---**
he hardly drinks, and he likes
weight training and video games.
**[17:50] ---**
Ooh! Here we go with the info dump!
**[17:53] ---**
He even keeps his place clean!
**[17:56] ---**
You've... been?
**[18:02] ---**
Um... Hana?
**[18:05] ---**
No! Not like that! Nothing's going on!
**[18:08] ---**
I just go there to hang out
all normal-like, that's all!
**[18:11] ---**
We both like video games--
we play those together!
**[18:13] ---**
He sucks at cooking,
so I do *that* for him sometimes, too!
**[18:17] ---**
And that's it--really!
**[18:20] ---**
I never realized your
relationship was that chaste.
**[18:24] ---**
I just assumed...
**[18:26] ---**
...things had escalated
to a whole other level.
**[18:28] ---**
We're not doing *anything*!
**[18:30] ---**
Oh, and, uh... I forgot
to correct you earlier, but...
**[18:34] ---**
Senpai, um...
**[18:36] ---**
He's not my boyfriend.
**[18:38] ---**
What?!
**[18:39] ---**
But you still went to his place?!
**[18:42] ---**
And played games with
him--and cooked for him?
**[18:45] ---**
And you're not dating?!
**[18:47] ---**
Hana...
**[18:48] ---**
What are you *doing*?!
**[18:51] ---**
Then you must *like* this guy, Hana!
**[18:54] ---**
I-It's not like that!
**[18:56] ---**
He's been a gloomy
loner ever since high school.
**[18:59] ---**
He was always all alone at college, too!
**[19:01] ---**
Look, he's so pitiful, I'm doing him
a favor by paying him attention!
**[19:05] ---**
You *love* him!
**[19:07] ---**
Wrong! *I* don't like *him*--*he* likes *me*!
**[19:12] ---**
I mean, jeez, either way!
**[19:14] ---**
No! There's a big distinction!
**[19:16] ---**
It's all the same!
**[19:18] ---**
It's not the same thing at all!
**[19:20] ---**
Do you know Hana's boyfriend, Mom?
**[19:22] ---**
Yes--I give him cooking lessons here
sometimes. He's a really good kid.
**[19:27] ---**
Still a little scary, though.
**[19:29] ---**
Huh. Cooking lessons, eh?
**[19:32] ---**
Remember those croquettes
we ate the other day?
**[19:35] ---**
Oh, those! Hana's senpai made those?
**[19:39] ---**
They were way delish!
**[19:42] ---**
What is it, Kiri?
**[19:44] ---**
So that udon that Hana's senpai
brought... don't tell me...
**[19:49] ---**
He made it.
**[19:56] ---**
No way! A *man*?!
**[19:59] ---**
I thought a college girl
kneaded that dough--
**[20:02] ---**
I was on cloud nine eating that stuff!
**[20:04] ---**
Are you *kidding* me?!
**[20:07] ---**
Kiri's at that age now where
he'll say these disappointing things...
**[20:11] ---**
If only Kiri got his act together--girls
might actually like him.
**[20:15] ---**
Forget this! I'm taking a bath!
**[20:17] ---**
H-Hey, Hana...
**[20:20] ---**
Wow, is she mad.
**[20:22] ---**
Well, yeah. You took it too far.
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Guess that's all for today.
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But that man...
**[20:29] ---**
Is my darling daughter
not good enough for him?
**[20:32] ---**
He hasn't put the moves on my ultra-cute
Hana after all she's done for him?
**[20:35] ---**
That's actually amazing! And infuriating!
**[20:38] ---**
And kind of admirable!
**[20:39] ---**
Which is it?
**[20:41] ---**
Give it back!
**[20:43] ---**
--I want my innocence back!
**[20:45] ---**
--So Sakurai wasn't her boyfriend...
--I want my innocence back!
**[20:48] ---**
He hasn't even made a
move on her. But if that's true...
**[20:53] ---**
One day... I'd like to hold her.
**[20:56] ---**
Then what was that all about?
**[20:58] ---**
Don't tell me he's always been after...
**[21:01] ---**
...me--and me alone!
**[21:04] ---**
In the end, the family meeting
brought its members only confusion.
**[21:09] ---**
Meanwhile, the man on
the agenda of said family meeting...
**[21:14] ---**
97... 98...
**[21:17] ---**
...99... 100... There!
**[21:22] ---**
Yep, always nice to break a sweat.
**[21:24] ---**
Really clears out the old cobwebs.
**[21:33] ---**
Just one more set.
**[21:35] ---**
...had become a fitness freak.
**[21:43] ---**
Dad just doesn't get it.
Not in the slightest.
**[21:46] ---**
Senpai likes *me*!
**[21:48] ---**
I'm not the one who...
**[21:50] ---**
You *love* him!
**[21:52] ---**
I do not either!
**[22:00] ---**
*Now* it's starting to get interesting.
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**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 6:
Uzaki-chan Wants to Celebrate!"