E2 - Lanzhu, Ai, and Cuteness

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    Nihao! It's me, everyone's idol, Lanzhu!
[00:06] ---
    Well, what do you think?
[00:07] ---
    About what, exactly?
[00:10] ---
    Oh, did you cut your hair?
[00:12] ---
    No.
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    Did you change up your shampoo?
[00:14] ---
    I didn't.
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    We're doing a cuteness contest between
    Lanzhu-chan and Ai-chan right now!
[00:19] ---
    A cuteness contest?
[00:21] ---
    Ah, I see...
[00:23] ---
    Master Kasumi showed me her ways!
[00:26] ---
    Master Kasumi...?
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    Twinkle... flappity.
[00:33] ---
    I'll be waiting for you at the top!
[00:36] ---
    "Master Kasumi"
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    Well, Kasumi-chan's
    definitely on her high horse.
[00:39] ---
    And now... Let's have our
    harsh judges give their scores!
[00:39] ---
    "Emma" "Shioriko" "Mia"
[00:43] ---
    Ah, so that's how this works.
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    55 points.
[00:47] ---
    28 points.
[00:48] ---
    "3 bazillion"
[00:49] ---
    3 bazillion!
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    Emma-san's not harsh at all!
[00:53] ---
    Mia-chan, how'd you
    come up with your score?
[00:55] ---
    Hm... I figured she was just
    being the same ol' Lanzhu.
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    Shioriko-chan!
[01:01] ---
    Well, I think this competition is
    rather disadvantageous to Lanzhu.
[01:04] ---
    You really don't hold back,
    do you, Shioriko?
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    "Menacing"
[01:07] ---
    My cuteness is going to
    make your hearts skip a beat!
[01:11] ---
    There! Skip a beat!
[01:12] ---
    --Skip a beat! Skip a beat!
[01:13] ---
    --Stop trying to pressure
    the judges please!
    --Skip a beat! Skip a beat!
[01:15] ---
    --Stop trying to pressure
    the judges please!
    --Skip a beat!
[01:16] ---
    "Menacing"
[01:17] ---
    You were wonderful, Lanzhu-chan.
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    Yay! Thanks, Emma!
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    And now, we have Ai-chan. Let's go!
[01:25] ---
    "Emma" "Shioriko" "Mia"
[01:25] ---
    Ahem!
[01:29] ---
    Kiss, kiss.
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    Wuv, wuv, love-love-ly!
[01:39] ---
    No, I can't! It's hilarious!
    This is too much!
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    "Emma" "Shioriko" "Mia"
[01:47] ---
    I-I'll try that one more time...
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    Kiss--
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    --I can't breathe!
    --Um, you really weren't
    able to do anything.
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    She couldn't finish her line,
    so 48 points.
[02:02] ---
    I'll give her 53 points.
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    "8 gazillion"
[02:04] ---
    8 gazillion!
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    Emma-san's sweetness knows no bounds.
[02:08] ---
    Here we go!
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    Aiyah...
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    "The Genius of Cuteness"
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    I guess I've still got a ways to go.
[02:13] ---
    I need to strive for
    greater heights like Kasumi.
[02:16] ---
    If you compliment her too much,
    she's not gonna be able to come back down.
[02:21] ---
    Please let me down!
[02:23] ---
    Yeah, I just can't be cute.
    It gets way too hilarious.
[02:29] ---
    I'm just not cut out for it.
[02:31] ---
    You think it's hilarious, too,
    don't you, Yuyu?
[02:33] ---
    Hm?
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    I always think you two are cute, though.
[02:47] ---
    I see...
[02:51] ---
    Is that so...
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    100 points.
[02:55] ---
    100 points.
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    "100 kazillion"
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    100 kazillion!
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