E1 - The School Idol Club and Victory Road

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[00:01] Shizuku
    Ora, ora! The name's Shizuku Osaka, ora!
SIGN    Episode 1: The School Idol Club and Victory Road
SIGN    Shizuku Osaka
[00:04] Shioriko
    O-Oh, no! Shizuku-san's
    turned into a delinquent!
SIGN    Shioriko Mifune
SIGN    Kasumi Nakasu
[00:07] Kasumi
    I'm sure she's just getting
    into one of her roles again.
[00:10] Shizuku
    Aaan?! I beg your pardon,
    who do you think you are, Kasumi-san?!
[00:13] Shizuku
    I'm quite ready to fight whenever! Aaan?!
SIGN    Aaan?
[00:16] Kasumi
    Your privilege is showing in the
    way you're talking, by the way.
[00:19] Rina and Kanata
    Ora, ora.
SIGN    Rina Tennoji
SIGN    Kanata Konoe
[00:22] Kanata
    I'm ready to nap whenever. Ora, ora.
SIGN    Ora, ora~
[00:25] Rina
    Rina-chan Board, ora, ora!
SIGN    Ora, ora~
[00:28] Kasumi
    Uh, the last thing you
    two are is intimidating.
[00:30] Kasumi
    Not to mention, wouldn't this work better
    if it were Ai-senpai or Miako doing this?
[00:36] Ai and Mia
    Aaan?!
[00:37] Ai
    Kasukasu.
SIGN    Mia Taylor
SIGN    Ai Miyashita
[00:38] Mia
    What'd you say?
[00:39] Kasumi
    Eek! So scary!
[00:42] Setsuna
    Get back to your seats! I'm that
    one overly passionate teacher!
SIGN    Setsuna Yuki
[00:45] Kasumi
    Not you, too, Setsuna-senpai!
SIGN    Apron
[00:50] Kasumi
    They really did just
    quietly take their seats.
[00:54] Kasumi
    We're starting home ec class now!
SIGN    Apron Making!
[00:56] Kasumi
    We're gonna make some aprons, you hear me?!
[00:58] Shizuku
    Keh. I ain't got time for this.
[01:00] Mia
    Yeah, yeah!
[01:02] Ai
    I'm done!
[01:03] Kasumi
    Ai-senpai's so earnest.
[01:08] Karin
    Next, it's time for your math lesson.
SIGN    Karin Asaka
[01:10] Kasumi
    You're teaching it, Karin-senpai?
[01:12] Karin
    This sexy teacher is going to
    teach you all kinds of things...
[01:17] Setsuna
    E-Erm, I'm not so sure about that...
[01:19] Kasumi
    Now the overly passionate
    teacher's being all embarrassed.
SIGN    Lanzhu Zhong
SIGN    Emma Verde
[01:23] Lanzhu
    Who's the boss here?
[01:25] Emma
    Ciao! I'm the boss from the school next door!
[01:28] Kasumi
    What'd you come here for?
[01:30] Lanzhu
    I'm taking over your dojo!
[01:32] Emma
    I'm taking over your cafeteria!
[01:34] Shizuku
    Bring it on, please!
[01:35] Shizuku
    I shall absolutely go one-on-one
    without any weapons with you, yes!
[01:37] Shizuku
    Sic em, girls!
[01:39] Rina and Kanata
    Aye, aye, Sarge!
SIGN    Aye, aye, Sarge!
[01:41] Kasumi
    Did you even understand the "one-on-one"
    or "without any weapons" parts?
SIGN    Ayumu Uehara
[01:46] Ayumu
    This is very sudden, but I'm a demon
    lord who plans on taking over the world!
[01:53] Shioriko
    This is bad.
[01:54] Shioriko
    Ayumu-san has turned into a demon lord.
[01:58] Kasumi
    What exactly is going on with
    our world setting right now?
[02:01] Shioriko
    How can we turn Ayumu-san back to normal?
[02:04] Shizuku
    You two!
[02:06] Shizuku
    Leave this to me and go.
[02:08] Lanzhu
    Good grief. I can't let
    you take all the glory.
[02:12] Emma
    I guess our fight will have to wait.
[02:14] Shioriko
    Everyone...
[02:16] Kasumi
    Everyone's all BFFs again. Did you
    girls just want to do this scene?
[02:23] Kasumi
    Or rather, what's with all this
    ridiculousness one after another?!
[02:27] Kasumi
    How are we supposed to
    come together like this?!
SIGN    Waah!!
[02:30] Kasumi
    Waah!
[02:31] Lanzhu
    But we don't need to all come together.
[02:34] Ayumu
    That's right.
[02:35] Ayumu
    Even if we don't come together and the
    places we're headed are all different...
[02:40] Ayumu
    That's just us!
[02:46] All
    The Nijigasaki High School Idol Club!
SIGN    Nijigasaki High School Idol Club
SIGN    Yu Takasaki
[02:51] Yu
    Hm...
[02:54] Yu
    Why don't we try this at your next concert?
[02:57] Rina; Kanata; Emma
    How exciting!