E1 - The Nijigasaki High School Idol Club

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    All right.
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    "School Idol Club"
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    Hello, everyone.
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    I'm currently visiting
    the Nijigasaki High School Idol Club.
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    "Shizuku Osaka" "Kasumi Nakasu"
    "Mia Taylor" "Lanzhu Zhong"
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    Everyone's currently enjoying snack time.
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    Wait, you're recording a video?
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    So, Ayumu-san, how do you feel right now?
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    "Ayumu Uehara"
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    Um... Honestly, I feel like
    I got put on the spot.
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    I'm Setsuna Yuki!
    Can you see me, everyone?
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    "Setsuna Yuki"
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    Ciao! I'm Emma!
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    "Emma Verde"
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    The cookies that Kanata-chan
    made are so buono!
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    Aw, thanks. I'm said Kanata-chan!
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    "Kanata Konoe"
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    Hi, hi! I'm Kasumin!
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    Praise me, too!
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    You can compliment me
    as much as you'd like, too.
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    Me, first.
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    I'm not going to let up.
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    --Move, please!
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    --So, what exactly is
    the point of this video?
    --Move, please!
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    --So, what exactly is
    the point of this video?
    --What's your problem?
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    "Shioriko Mifune"
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    At this rate, I'm not sure we know
    exactly what we should be doing.
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    Sorry this is so sudden.
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    I wanted to keep a record
    of what it's like here.
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    "Ai Miyashita" "Rina Tennoji" "Karin Asaka"
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    You know.
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    Since everyone other than
    the fans at this school
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    only know you as school idols.
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    I wanted to show everyone how wonderful
    you all are normally, too.
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    Ah, I see what you're
    trying to do now. But...
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    Yeah. Some things won't get across
    with how you're filming.
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    --Huh?
    --Yeah!
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    You want to show people
    how things are with us usually, right?
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    Then there's one thing
    we definitely can't leave out!
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    Hm... I wonder what that is.
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    Oh, you mean like the whiteboard?
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    Or like this balance ball?
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    You're amazingly dense, Yu-senpai.
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    I'm so stunned.
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    Yu-san! You're up next, Yu-san!
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    Huh?! Um, uh...
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    "Yu Takasaki"
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    H-Hello. I'm Yu Takasaki
    from the School Idol Club.
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    I cheer all these girls on and
    sometimes write songs for them.
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    I've still got a lot to learn,
    but it's very nice to meet you!
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    Doing a formal greeting like this
    is sort of embarrassing.
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    Okay, Yu-san! Tell us your upcoming plans!
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    Huh? Um...
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    I'll be the one to make all of you happy!
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    Wow, that's quite a bold statement.
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    You mean a bold, problematic statement.
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    I just mean... that I'm going to
    support you all the best I can
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    as a member of this club, so you can
    put on the best performances ever.
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    I'm glad you're
    considering all of us, but...
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    Just who's your number one, Yu-senpai?
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    I'm sure it's Kasumin, right? Right?
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    It's me of course, isn't it, Baby-chan?
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    It's me!
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    Oh, it's me, isn't it?
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    I'd like to nominate myself, too.
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    --Uh, um...
    --It's me, of course!
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    I bet it's me!
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    What about me?
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    It's not me, Yu-senpai?
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    Rina-chan Board, sniffle sniffle.
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    Oh, come on. We all know it's me.
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    Yu-chan?
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    --It's me, of course!
    --I-I-I...
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    --I-I-I...
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    I can't choose just one of you!
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    "I can't choose"
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