16 - Toya Kamijo (Father)

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    At the summer beach away from Academy City,\n
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    I, Kamijo Toma, am reunited with my family.\n
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    There we are stricken by\na magic spell named Angel Fall.\n
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    Along with Misha Kruezhev, \n
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    of the Russian Orthodox Church,\nand Kanzaki Kaori,\n
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    Tsuchimikado Motoharu also showed up.\n
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    As it turns out, he is a member of Necessarius.\n
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    Wait, what?!\n
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    "A Certain Magical Index"\n
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    *To aru nichijou wa parallel world *
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    *ikusen mo no jikan ni *
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    *onaji mono nado nai *
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    *masutaapiisu de orinasu jikuu e *
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    *Kakinagutte hakushi no shinario ni pensaki ga kooru *
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    *originality mezase! Douse kono michi wo yuku n' dakara
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    (Shinjite) Kakenukete (tooku made)
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    (Kanjiru) Daichi wo kette (daichi kette) *
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    *Nanika no tame ni kogare ikite'ru kanshoku wa kitto *
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    *dare nimo makenai chikara ni naru *
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    *Shiawase tte tabun kono shunkan onore ga shiru (when I believed it) *
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    *Kono kandou wo atarashii peeji ni kizamu (I can go to the next stage) *
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    *It's only my thing *
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    "#16 Toya Kamijo (Father)"\n
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    Well, you see, Kami,\n
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    I, too, am a member of Necessarius.\n
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    Necessarius? Then, you, too...?\n
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    --Yeah, I'm a sorcerer.\n
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    --But...\n--Yeah, I'm a sorcerer.\n
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    There are no sorcerers in\nAcademy City? Think about it, Kami.\n
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    Science is the enemy of magic. Which means,\n
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    you shouldn't be surprised if an agent or two\n
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    sneaks their way into enemy territory, right?\n
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    An agent?\n
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    In other words, I'm a spy. \n
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    I know just about everything about you, Kami.\n
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    Including, of course, your Imagine Breaker.\n
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    Although, since I've taken\ntoo much of the esper curriculum,\n
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    I can't use my magic anymore.\n
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    In any event,\n
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    there's a good chance that the caster\n
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    who put Angel Fall into\nmotion has gotten in close to you.\n
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    The same goes for the ritual site.\n
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    We'll work together for a little while,\n
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    to find out what the\nenemy's purpose and plans are.\n
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    Do you have any objections, Misha Kruezhev?\n
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    Response one: I believe that\nto be the smartest course of action.\n
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    J-Just hold on a second here! \n
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    I am currently with my family,\nfor the first time in a long time!\n
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    My parents and cousin are in that inn.\n
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    Do your parents and cousin\nappear to you as they should?\n
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    Just my luck.\n
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    Good luck charm my foot! Get real!\n
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    Their power dwells within replicas, as well.\n
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    That's the basis of idol worship.\n
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    Imagine, you being a sorcerer.\n
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    More accurately, I was a sorcerer. Past tense.
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    I, once the best Onmyo\ndoctor specializing in Feng Shui\n
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    in all of Necessarius,\nam now just a normal person.\n
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    Aren't you going to go in with the others?\n
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    I couldn't go if I wanted to.\nWhen Angel Fall first went into effect,\n
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    Kanzaki and I put up a barrier right away,\n
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    but we weren't able to avoid it completely.\n
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    Judging by the people who did get swapped out,\n
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    I apparently look like Hitotsui Hajime.\n
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    Hitotsui Hajime? You mean that ditzy idol guy?\n
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    If so, what about Kanzaki?\n
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    Wow, Toma's friends sure\nare a unique bunch of people.\n
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    More than that, you are so cool, mister!\n
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    I mean, bright red hair and a cigarette!\n
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    Not to mention the barcode on your cheek.\n
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    What's the word I'm looking for?\n
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    You're trying to say "rad," right, Aunt Shina?\n
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    --Oh, my...\n--Oh, that's right!\n
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    I have some Egyptian\nsouvenir good luck charms.\n
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    Geez, enough with the scarabs, Uncle Toya.\n
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    Ah, by the way, what was your name?\n
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    It's Kanzaki.\n
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    Stiyl?! Oh, that's rich.\n
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    Wait, didn't you just say you raised a barrier?\n
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    I thought espers couldn't use magic.\n
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    Yeah. That's why I'm all torn up.\n
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    I used my magic again,\nand boom, my blood vessels burst.\n
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    It’ll be the death of me.\n
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    Oh, yeah, Kami, you know how\nyou're always saying "just my luck"?\n
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    Would you mind biting\nyour tongue in front of Kanzaki?\n
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    With her, it's not bad fortune, \n
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    but her own good fortune that she can't stand.\n
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    She can't stand her good fortune?\n
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    There is an organization\nin Japan, called the Amakusa,\n
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    which was created by\nthe Church of the Cross in hiding.\n
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    Kanzaki was set up as its top--\nits priestess when she was born.\n
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    She's a saint and a stigma-user,\none of only a handful in the world.\n
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    A saint, which is to say, a human\nin whom the power of God dwells.\n
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    When her stigma is released, \n
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    she is able to use power\nbeyond humankind for a short while.\n
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    She says she can't stand the good fortune\n
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    of having been born\nunder such an awesome star.\n
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    Aw, geez, not God again.\n
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    So, why is it that\nsomething like that bothers her?\n
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    That's one thing that only she knows for sure.\n
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    But Kami, how must it\nfeel to be someone so blessed?\n
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    When you always win\nthe lottery on the very first draw,\n
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    it means that everyone around\nyou has to forfeit their own draws.\n
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    I can't endure this any longer.\n
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    "Men"\n
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    As it happens, I...\n
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    that is, because of Angel Fall...\n
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    I heard. You look like Stiyl, right?\n
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    That's right. I'd like to take a\nbath to soak away my fatigue,\n
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    but if I use the women's baths,\nand someone were to come in,\n
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    there'd be a scene.\n
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    And you can't have anyone\ncome into the men's baths, either?\n
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    Which is why I want you to stand watch out here.\n
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    To keep everyone else out.\n
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    Understood? I'll be counting on you.\n
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    Just my luck.\n
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    Whoops, that's taboo\nto say around Kanzaki, huh?\n
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    Toma, is this where you went?\n
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    Dad?!\n
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    This works out perfectly. \n
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    It's been so long; what do you say\n
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    we take a father-son bath\ntogether, for old time's sake?\n
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    W-Whoa, hold on a second! We can't\nright now! There's someone in there!\n
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    So what if there is? It's a\nhot spring, so of course there'd be.\n
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    No, well, you see...\n
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    Heh, you're acting like such a stranger.\n
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    We're both men.\nWhat is there to be embarrassed about?\n
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    No, really, see, this isn't right!\n
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    Uh...\n
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    Hey, if it isn't the red-haired,\ncigarette-smoking, barcoded Kanzaki!\n
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    Sheesh...\n
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    You'd forget your indebtedness to him,\nover being seen naked?\n
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    You owe Kami for having saved Index's life.\n
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    Losing sight of your gratitude\n
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    and driving him out of\nthe baths like that is a bit much.\n
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    Yes, I know that.\n
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    I know that, but...\n
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    Man, your friends are all so utterly unique.\n
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    I mean, becoming that worked\nup into a frenzy, when we're all men.\n
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    There's kind of a long story about that.\n
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    A story? You don't mean, he's that way,
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    and now that I've seen him naked,\nwe have to get married?\n
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    Don't jump to such silly\nconclusions. It's not like that.\n
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    That's right. If everyone's appearance is different\n
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    because of Angel Fall,\n
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    then Dad's appearance might be \n
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    that of some old codger\nthat I don't really even know.\n
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    Hmm? You suddenly\nlook down. What's wrong?\n
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    It's nothing.\n
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    That face you're making\nis just like your mom’s.\n
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    Before we got married,\nand we were dating,\n
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    when the time was coming to say goodnight,\n
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    your mom would always make that look.\n
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    It was hard to see her do that.\n
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    And yet, lovely, too.\n
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    You sure do take after your mom, all right.\n
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    Oh, yeah! I have this souvenir from Mexico--\n
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    I don't want it!\n
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    Hmm? Is that...?\n
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    Misha...\n
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    Hmm, such a troubled look\nfor such a young, innocent face.\n
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    It's almost like she's begging\nfor someone to call out to her.\n
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    Toma, good luck!\n
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    Hey! For the love of...\n
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    What are you up to?\n
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    Uh, are you longing for faraway Russia,\n
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    great land of the frozen tuna, and feeling homesick?
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    That joke didn't play with her.\n
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    She has no idea how lame the\npun that went over her head really was.\n
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    Want some?\n
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    Did you find out anything about Angel Fall?\n
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    Listen...\n
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    I'm not so sure about all this angel stuff,\n
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    but why would the culprit\nput a spell like Angel Fall into play?\n
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    Opinion one: To gain the\nenormous power of an angel,\n
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    or perhaps, to take upon\nthemselves the rank of angel.\n
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    Angel Fall is incomplete.\n
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    Huh? Is that right?\n
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    The power of an angel is great enough\n
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    that a single person could bring down the Vatican.\n
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    Once Angel Fall has been completed,\n
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    the world will face\ncalamities of biblical proportion.\n
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    We have to identify the caster, \n
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    and prevent them from\nfinishing before that happens.\n
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    R-Right. I guess this is no time\nto be standing around chewing gum.\n
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    Sorry.\n
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    The world is in danger?\n
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    Oh, my, Toya...\n
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    Whoa...! Goodness, Toya,\nwhat could have made you so energetic?\n
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    After looking into Toma's face,\nit reminded me of the past.\n
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    Yeah, and he always said he\nwanted a younger brother or sister.\n
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    Oh, my, is that right?\n
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    Sorry, Misha. I've got a more\nurgent crisis than the world right now!\n
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    Whoa, stop! Stop! Stop!\n
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    Ah, Toma! Of all the times...!\n
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    Oh, my, it's been so long, \n
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    and Toma just wants\nto sleep together as a family.\n
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    Fine, the three of us will\nsleep snuggled up together tonight.\n
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    Toma! Toma! Toma isn't in our room!\n
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    It doesn't look like he's\nbeen back since last night!\n
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    Toma!\n
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    Oh, no! This is terrible!\n
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    What's the matter, Mom?\n
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    What is this? It's too early.\n
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    It's gonna be a hectic one.\n
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    Toma...!\n
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    What are you in such a hurry over?\n
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    I forgot to lock the front door.\nI'm going to go and lock up.\n
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    It's going to take most of\nthe day, there and back, by train.\n
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    I will be back this evening.\n
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    Question one:\n
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    Do you mind if I accompany you?\n
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    Misha...?\n
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    I'll ask my question again.\nDo you mind if I accompany you?\n
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    Oh, my, Misha, you're going\nto give me someone to talk to?\n
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    Sure. Let's go together.\n
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    How is it that Misha\nis going with Inde-- Mom?\n
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    I knew this would happen, Toma.\n
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    That you were her first.\n
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    She now has no choice but to marry you,\n
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    so to avoid any\nmother-daughter-in-law conflict later...\n
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    What kind of nonsense\nare you going on about?!\n
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    You had a pretty good mood\ngoing on last night, didn't you?\n
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    What, did you spy on us,\nyou perverted old man?!\n
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    And if you had watched, you should know!\n
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    I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Still,\n
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    it's rare to see a girl that refined nowadays.\n
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    I mean, she didn't even try to hold your hand.\n
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    My hand?\n
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    My... right hand...\n
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    Angel Fall is incomplete.\n
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    Once complete, the world will\nface calamities of biblical proportion.\n
[15:42] ---
    Misha really said that?\n
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    Say, we're not really clear on\nthe story behind Angel Fall, right?\n
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    Right.\n
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    It's an unknown phenomenon.\nNot even the British Library\n
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    has anything on it.\n
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    Supposing it's not complete yet,\nhow would she know?\n
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    How can Misha be so\nsure that once it's complete,\n
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    there would be any disasters?\n
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    Why didn't Misha touch my right hand?\n
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    Simply because she's shy?\nOr something else?\n
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    She's the one who's driving it...?\n
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    She didn't want to neutralize\nAngel Fall while it's still in progress?\n
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    Kami, take us to the house!\n
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    Yeah!\n
[16:34] ---
    Hmm? A map to the house?\n
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    You moved, right?\nDraw me a map to the new house!\n
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    Why the sudden interest?\nYou don't have to go after your mom.\n
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    --I've got it, Toma!\n
[16:46] ---
    --You don't have to get anything!\n--I've got it, Toma!\n
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    You're going to steal Misha away from your mom--\n
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    Enough jumping to conclusions! Hurry!\n
[16:54] ---
    All right, all right.\n
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    Assuming that Misha is\nthe one moving Angel Fall along,\n
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    Why did she go with Index--I mean, my mom?\n
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    Who knows? That's something\nwe'll just have to ask Misha personally.\n
[17:20] ---
    So this is my house?\n
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    Mom! Misha!\n
[17:30] ---
    Well then, let's wait here for them to arrive.\n
[17:34] ---
    Hey, Kami!\n
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    Geez,\n
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    the old man sure is\na hard-core souvenir collector.\n
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    In here, too?\n
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    "Kamijo Toma"\n
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    My... name?\n
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    Nope, I can't remember a thing.\n
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    What's wrong, Tsuchimikado?\n
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    So that's it. Imagine,\nit being something like that.\n
[18:31] ---
    Is there something the matter with these?\n
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    Don't touch them!\n
[18:39] ---
    Hey, what's going on, Tsuchimikado?!\n
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    Come on!\n
[18:52] ---
    This...\n
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    ...is my mom...\n
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    Huh? Dad?\n
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    Here's a picture of\nus from last year's New Year's.\n
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    Do you remember me now,\nBig Brother Toma?\n
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    Here, too. \n
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    And here, too.\n
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    Dad... didn't get switched out?\n
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    Tsuchimikado, does this mean...\n
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    There's only one person,\nnot counting exceptions like you,\n
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    who isn't affected by Angel Fall--\n
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    the caster who is working the spell.\n
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    Oh, dear!\n
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    My, this is awful!\n
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    My, it's Hitotsui Hajime!\n
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    I don't know what you're doing here,\n
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    but I am one of your biggest fans!\n
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    Kami, after her!\n
[19:55] ---
    Did you forget what Misha was going to do\n
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    when she thought you were the culprit?!\n
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    How come, Dad?\n
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    How are you able to do something like this?\n
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    Why are you involved in the occult?\n
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    Hey, watch out, will ya?!\nYou trying to get killed?!\n
[20:24] ---
    H-Himegami...?\n
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    Out of the way, already,\nor I'm gonna run you over!\n
[20:30] ---
    Hey, what're you doing?!\n
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    Please let me ride along. I'm begging you!\n
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    What'd you say?!\nDo I look like I'm driving a taxi?!\n
[20:38] ---
    My old man's--my dad's life is in danger!\n
[20:42] ---
    What?\n
[20:43] ---
    I want to save my dad! I have to save him.\n
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    Please!\n
[20:51] ---
    You sure know how to make me cry, don't you?!\n
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    Such a dutiful son, in this day and age!\n
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    All right, hurry up and\nget your seat belt fastened!\n
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    Don't blame me if you get thrown out!\n
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    Come on, come on, come on!\n
[21:04] ---
    Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!\n
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    --Where's Misha?\n--Where's my dad?\n
[21:24] ---
    Hey, where is my dad? Where's Misha?\n
[21:28] ---
    I thought you were off chasing her down.\n
[21:31] ---
    Mr. Toya is at the beach.\n
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    What exactly is going on?\n
[21:40] ---
    I see.\n
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    I want you to please wait here.\n
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    From this point forward, it is my task.\n
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    --I will take Mr. Toya into my--\n
[21:51] ---
    --Nothing doing.\n--I will take Mr. Toya into my--\n
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    I'm going to take care of this.\n
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    But...\n
[21:56] ---
    No buts!\n
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    Kamijo Toya is my dad!\n
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    He's the only dad I have.\n
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    Dad...\n
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    *Nee kikoeru? *
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    *Kioku wo samayotte'ru *
[22:43] ---
    *Nee kokoro wo *
[22:46] ---
    *shinjite ikite yukereba *
[22:50] ---
    *Ikiru sekai ga *
[22:53] ---
    *tatoe chigatta to shite mo *
[22:58] ---
    *mamoritai mono ga aru nara... *
[23:05] ---
    *Sashidashita chikara wa dare no tame ni? *
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    *Tokihanatsu ikusen no mana *
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    *Sono shigusa ga sono manazashi ga *
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    *kokoro wo shimetsukeru *
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    *Tebanasanai *
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    "Preview"\n
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    "Preview"\nA fearsome being beyond human understanding appears.\n
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    \nKanzaki steps forward to challenge its power,\n
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    as it tries to destroy the world.\nAnd as for Tsuchimikado...\n
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    Next time, "The Power of God."\n
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    When science and\nmagic cross paths, the story begins.\n