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3 - Necessarius (The Church of Necessary Evil)

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    Index says that she has\n103,000 volumes of grimoires\n
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    memorized inside her head.\n
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    I somehow managed to avoid the sorcerer,\n
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    but Index's injuries are severe.\n
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    She says that they can\nbe treated by using magic,\n
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    but the students in this city\nare unable to use this magic stuff.\n
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    Which is why I've asked\nMiss Komoe for her help.\n
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    "A Certain Magical Index"\n
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    *From the reason why I live here *
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    *to everything I encounter in this place, *
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    *though we may be worlds apart *
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    *wherever I am, my feelings won't budge *
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    *I'll turn my back to the pain *
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    *that stabs at my heart, and the sneering *
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    *of those lucky people who look on *
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    *My fate invites the inevitable suffering *
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    *My legs, starting to shake, remember...
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...with conviction *
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    *Protecting requires more than just dreams *
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    *and unreliable power *
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    *My hand now knows that, so I won't waver *
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    "#03 Necessarius (The Church of Necessary Evil)"\n
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    "#03 Necessarius (The Church of Necessary Evil)"\nWhat is the current time?\n
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    "#03 Necessarius (The Church of Necessary Evil)"\nWhat time is it, Japan Standard Time? Also, the date, please?\n
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    \nWhat time is it, Japan Standard Time? Also, the date, please?\n
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    July 20th, half past 8 p.m.\n
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    You didn't appear to look\nat a clock. Is that time precise?\n
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    There aren't any clocks\nin my place to begin with.\n
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    My internal clock is\naccurate to the second,\n
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    so that's not an issue. \n
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    My eating habits and\nexercise rhythms are fixed,\n
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    so I can regulate my internal clock.\n
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    Judging by the stars' positions\nand the phase of the moon,\n
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    it is consistent with Sirius' position\n
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    to within a 0.038 margin of error.\n
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    I can thereby confirm it.\nThe current time, Japan Standard Time,\n
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    is July 20th, 8:30 p.m., is that right?\n
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    Yes. To be precise,\nwe just passed the 53 second mark.\n
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    N-No, you mustn't get up!\n
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    It is no matter. I can regenerate.\n
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    The cusp of Cancer.\n
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    The hours between 8 p.m. and 12\nmidnight. The direction facing west.\n
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    The protection of Undine,\nthe angel as cherub...\n
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    What is that you're doing?\n
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    Magic.\n
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    From this point on, I will need\nto borrow your hands and your body.\n
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    If you will do as I instruct you,\n
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    we will get through\nthis with no one getting hurt,\n
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    and no one will end up\nholding anything against you.\n
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    Whatever, just lie down.\nWe'll wait for the ambulance. Let's see...\n
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    Bandages... bandages...\n
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    It will be impossible to\ncompletely close up my wound \n
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    with those measures. I do not\nunderstand the word "ambulance,"\n
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    but will it be able to\ncompletely close up my wound,\n
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    as well as restore the life\nforce, mana, to necessary levels\n
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    within my body in the next several minutes?\n
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    So, what should I do? I am not a magical girl.\n
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    I am grateful for your cooperation.\n
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    First...\n
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    What is that black item over there?\n
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    This is a game memory card.\n
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    Please place it in the center of the table.\n
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    It's a tea table, actually.\n
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    Is this a miniature of the room?\n
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    The materials have no bearing. \n
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    As long as the forms\nand functions are the same,\n
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    the ceremony is possible.\n
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    What are those?\n
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    The placement of the beer cans. \n
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    But more importantly,\nI'd be most appreciative\n
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    if you follow my instructions precisely.\n
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    If there are any missteps in the process,\n
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    there is a risk of your neural\nnetwork and pathways burning out.\n
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    Failure would mean the\ndestruction of your body, and death.\n
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    That is what I'm telling you.\n
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    We will call down an angel,\nand create a temple.\n
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    Please follow after me, and chant.\n
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    Link established.\n
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    Link?\n
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    The temple we created on\nthis table is linked with this room.\n
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    Whatever happens in this\nroom will also happen on the table.\n
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    Whatever happens on the table\nwill also happen inside the room.\n
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    Now, visualize!\n
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    H-Huh?\n
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    A golden angel, with the\nbody of a child, and two wings--\n
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    the form of a beautiful angel!\n
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    An angel...\n
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    You can't tell me to\nsuddenly create an angel...\n
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    H-Huh...?\n
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    You are not actually summoning an angel.\n
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    As the spellcaster, you create\nthe form of an angel by your will.\n
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    R-Right.\n
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    A cute angel... A cute angel... \n
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    A cute angel... A cute angel...\nA cute angel... \n
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    A cute angel... A cute angel...\n
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    Huh?\n
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    I'm not really summoning an angel, you say?\n
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    Form stabilization has failed.\n
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    So long as the temple is protected\nby the minimum blue color Undine,\n
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    it is no matter. We will continue.\n
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    A cute angel... A cute angel...\nA cute angel... A cute angel... \n
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    A cute angel... A cute angel... \n
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    A cute angel... A cute angel...\nA cute angel... \n
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    Mana replenishment being achieved,\naversion of mortal danger confirmed.\n
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    John's Pen returning to dormancy.\n
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    Are you all right?\n
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    I just need my own strength to recover now.\n
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    The wound itself has closed up, so I'll be fine.\n
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    Thank goodness I didn't\nbring anything down on him.\n
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    Bring anything down on him?\n
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    If I had died here, it may\nhave weighed heavily on him.\n
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    You are more concerned about\nKamijo than you are about yourself?\n
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    I don't know.\n
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    Somehow, I don't really know... but...\n
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    For that matter,\n
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    how is it that the beer-loving, chain-smoking,\n
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    grown-up Miss Komoe's pajamas\nare such a perfect match for you?\n
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    Geez, what is the difference in your ages?\n
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    I wish you wouldn't talk down to us.\n
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    I think that these pajamas might be\n
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    a bit too tight in the chest, even for me.\n
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    Y-You're making fun of me!\n
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    Huh? But...\n
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    But what?\n
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    Nothing.\n
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    I am an adult.\n
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    By the way, Kamijo,\njust who is this girl to you?\n
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    Younger sister.\n
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    -- You've taken your lies too far!\n-- Ah, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!\n
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    -- She's a silver-haired, blue-eyed foreign national!\n-- I'm sorry I lied! Forgive me!\n
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    Kamijo!\n
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    Teacher, can I ask one question?\n
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    Yes?\n
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    Are you asking for this information\n
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    so that you can report all of this\nto Academy City's governing board?\n
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    Yes. I don't really know what kind of trouble\n
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    you've gotten yourselves wrapped up in, Kamijo,\n
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    but now that it has taken\nplace within Academy City,\n
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    it is the instructors' place\nand grown-ups' duty to resolve it.\n
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    Kamijo, now that I know\nyou're crossing a perilous bridge,\n
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    I'm not such a child\nthat I won't say anything.\n
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    Teacher, if you were a perfect stranger,\n
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    I'd involve you without a second thought,\n
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    but since I'm in your debt,\nI don't want to involve you.\n
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    I'm not going to let you get\naway with trying to brush this aside\n
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    with a few well-spoken words.\n
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    Huh? Where are you going?\n
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    I'm putting you on probation.\nI'm going to the supermarket\n
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    to buy some groceries. \n
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    You're going to think long and\nhard about what you're going to say\n
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    until I get back, Kamijo. Also...\n
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    Also...?\n
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    I might forget while\nI'm caught up in my shopping.\n
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    Once I get back,\nyou're going to have to speak to me,\n
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    and not try to weasel\nyour way around it, okay?\n
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    She's a nice person, huh? \n
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    You mean Miss Komoe?\n
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    Mm-hmm.\n
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    We can't involve my teacher any further, huh?\n
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    No. She shouldn’t use any more magic.\n
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    These grimoires are dangerous.\n
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    They have unconventional\nideas and altered laws written in them.\n
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    That "different world" is toxic to "this world,"\n
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    when faced with good and evil. \n
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    Toxic?\n
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    Mm-hmm. Sorcerers aside,\nwhen people of "this world"\n
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    learn the knowledge of the "different world,"\n
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    it damages their brains just that much.\n
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    Damages? Is that what magic is?\n
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    Do you want to know?\n
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    Do you really want to know what I carry?\n
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    What can I say? You make\nme sound like I'm your priest.\n
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    You're right. You're like\na priest, hearing confessions.\n
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    There used to be\nonly one Church of the Cross,\n
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    so why do you think\nthere are so many divisions now?\n
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    Hmm... well...\n
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    It's because politics got mixed in with religion.\n
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    They fractured, opposed each other,\n
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    and ended up walking separate paths.\n
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    Even though they all believe in the same God.\n
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    They each evolved in their own way,\nand gained their own character.\n
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    Yeah, character.\n
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    The English Puritan Church that I'm in...\n
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    England is a country of magic, \n
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    so things like witch hunting,\nand inquisitions,\n
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    and other anti-sorcery cultural elements\n
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    became exceptionally developed.\n
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    That's why English Puritanism\nhas a special unit.\n
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    One to counter sorcerers, investigate magic,\n
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    and come up with countermeasures--\n
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    The Church of Necessary Evil, Necessarius.\n
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    Necessarius?\n
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    But when understanding the unclean enemy,\nthe mind becomes unclean,\n
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    and when contacting the unclean enemy,\nthe body becomes unclean.\n
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    The unit single-handedly takes\non this "uncleanness," \n
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    the worst of which is... \n
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    Those 103,000 volumes?\n
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    Mm-hmm. Magic is something like a formula,\n
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    so if you work it backwards well enough,\n
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    you can even neutralize your opponent's attack.\n
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    By knowing all of the magic in the world,\n
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    you should be able to neutralize\nall of the magic in the world,\n
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    which is why I had the 103,000 grimoires...\n
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    ...drilled into you.\n
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    Hmph, if they're that dangerous,\n
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    you could just burn them\nwithout reading them, couldn't you?\n
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    It's not the books that are important,\nit's what's inside them.\n
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    So even if the original texts are gone,\n
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    if they've been passed\non to someone, there's no point.\n
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    Besides, humans wouldn't\nbe able to dispose of the originals.\n
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    Or more accurately, the human mind cannot.\n
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    And it's because they couldn't \n
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    that they had no\nother choice but to seal them up.\n
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    So what you're saying is that they\nwant to get their hands on the bomb\n
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    that's inside your head, right?\n
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    If they could use all\nof the 103,000 volumes,\n
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    they could warp the world thoroughly.\n
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    Why, you little...\n
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    Why did you wait until now\nto tell me something so important?!\n
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    Well, I didn't think you would believe me,\n
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    and I didn't want to scare you.\nWhat's more, you know...\n
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    ...I didn't want you to not to like me.\n
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    Don't give me that!\nHow dare you treat me like that!\n
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    Church of Necessary Evil?! \n
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    Necessarius?!\n
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    103,000 grimoires?!\n
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    It was an outrageous tale,\nthat I still can't believe even now,\n
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    but even so,\nthat's all there is to it, right?\n
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    Don't look down your nose at me.\n
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    You think I would say you're icky,\n
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    just because you'd\nmemorized 103,000 books?\n
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    Have a little faith in me.\nDon't go measuring up people on your own.\n
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    Come on, I've got my right hand,\n
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    so sorcerers are no match for me.\n
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    But you said you had to go to\nthe school for remedial classes, so...\n
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    I said that?\n
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    You certainly did.\n
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    Well never mind about school.\n
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    Then, why did you say\nyou had to go to school?\n
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    That you had something to do?\n
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    Is my being around cramping your style?\n
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    Well, I'm sorry.\n
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    How is Index?\n
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    Still alive.\n
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    I searched for the identity\nof the boy who is with her.\n
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    So, what is with his right hand?\n
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    At the very least, he appears to be\n
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    something other than an esper or a sorcerer.\n
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    What is he? You mean to tell me\nhe's just an ordinary high-schooler?\n
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    Come off it. The world is not\nso forgiving that a rank amateur\n
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    with no power at all could repel Innocentius.\n
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    You're right. In fact, the problem is,\n
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    he fits in the category of a hopeless\nstudent who's quick to fight.\n
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    Could his information be deliberately blocked?\n
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    What's more, Index's wounds\nwere healed by magic.\n
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    Kanzaki, is there some other magic\ncabal here in the far east?\n
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    If they're working in Academy City,\n
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    the governing board's antennas\nshould have picked them up.\n
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    The number of the enemy forces is unknown,\n
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    and we have no reinforcements to face them.\n
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    She seems to be having fun, huh?\n
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    She really seems to be having fun.\n
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    She always seems to enjoy how she lives her life.\n
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    I wonder, just how long do we\nhave to keep tearing that apart?\n
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    Having mixed feelings? As someone\nwho was once in that position?\n
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    Same old same old.\n
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    As it turned out, once Miss Komoe\ncame back from the supermarket,\n
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    she let us stay at her apartment\nwithout asking for any more information.\n
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    Whether she got distracted by\nher shopping and forgot,\n
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    or just pretended to forget the whole thing,\n
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    I didn't ask.\n
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    ♪ Bath time! Bath time! ♪\n
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    ♪ Bath time! ♪\n
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    ♪ Bath time! Bath time! Bath time! ♪\n
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    Toma! Toma!\n
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    Toma!\n
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    Nothing! It seems kind of\nfunny to call someone's name,\n
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    when you don't want anything.\n
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    Huh, Toma?\n
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    There is something I want to ask you.\n
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    Komoe mentioned something.\n
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    Japanese bathhouses\nhave something called coffee milk.\n
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    You do this...\n
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    ...and this...\n
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    ...and drink it with one hand on your hip.\n
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    What is coffee milk?\nIs it like a cappuccino?\n
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    You won't find anything\nthat elegant at a bathhouse.\n
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    Still, a huge bathtub\nmight be pretty shocking for you.\n
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    The majority in England\nare the tight, narrow baths, right?\n
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    I'm not sure I can really say.\n
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    Why not?\n
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    Because the first thing\nI remember is being here in Japan.\n
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    I don't really know about things back there.\n
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    Hmm... No wonder your Japanese is so good.\n
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    Mm-mm, I don't mean\nit like that. I was born in London,\n
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    and as I understand it,\nI was raised in St. George's Cathedral.\n
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    I only came here about\na year ago, or so I'm told.\n
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    --So you're told?\n
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    --Mm-hmm. I lost my memory, you see.\n--So you're told?\n
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    When I first opened my eyes,\nI wasn't even sure who I was.\n
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    I couldn't even remember\nwhat I had for supper the night before,\n
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    but I had knowledge\nabout sorcerers, and the Index,\n
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    and Necessarius,\nand so on spinning around in my head,\n
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    so I was really scared. \n
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    You mean, you don't even\nknow why you lost your memories?\n
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    Mm-mm.\n
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    Toma, are you upset?\n
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    No, I'm not.\n
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    If I've done anything\nto offend you, I'll apologize.\n
[20:54] ---
    Toma, what's set you off?\nIs it just that awkward age?\n
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    Hearing about awkward\nages is really the last thing I need\n
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    from someone whose\nbody is as undeveloped as yours.\n
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    Hmm, what do you mean by that?\n
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    You really do look like you're mad.
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    Or is it that other thing, \n
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    where you just pretend to be mad to annoy me?\n
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    That's something I don't think I like about you.\n
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    Now, look, don't go giving me that business\n
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    when you never liked me to begin with.\n
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    Think what you want,\nbut I'm not expecting some fancy\n
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    love-comedy-esque\nevent to come up with you, okay?\n
[21:28] ---
    Huh...?\n
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    Why are you giving me\nthat up-from-under look, princess?\n
[21:35] ---
    Toma...\n
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    I hate you!\n
[21:47] ---
    Geez, she bit me as much as she could,\nand then took off on her own.\n
[21:57] ---
    Huh...?\n
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    There's no one... here...\n
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    Runes.\n
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    I've engraved some runes\nto keep people away, that’s all.\n
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    Who are you?\n
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    My name is Kanzaki Kaori.\n
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    *Hey, do you hear that? *
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    *You're wandering through memories *
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    *Hey, if you can live your lives *
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    *believing in your own hearts, *
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    *then even though *
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    *you may live in different worlds, *
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    *as long as you have something to preserve... *
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    *For whose sake is the helping hand that you extend? *
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    *The mana of thousands of lives released *
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    *Their motions and their gazes *
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    *are heart wrenching *
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    *I won't let go *
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    "Preview"\n
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    "Preview"\nThere's another sorcerer, who says her name is Kanzaki Kaori.\n
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    Is she the one who stabbed Index?\n
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    How could she do that without even flinching?\n
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    Next time, "Perfect Memory Ability."\n
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    When science and\nmagic cross paths, the story begins.\n