10 - Mikoto Misaka (Sissy)

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    Strong crosswind.\nCorrecting sights three clicks to the left.\n
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    Building winds. Vortices from three sides.\n
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    Correcting sights one click to the right.\n
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    Target code: Accelerator.\n
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    "A Certain Magical Index"\n
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    "#10 Mikoto Misaka (Sissy)"\n
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    "#10 Mikoto Misaka (Sissy)"\nOrdinarily, summer vacation remedial classes are held in July,\n
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    \nOrdinarily, summer vacation remedial classes are held in July,\n
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    and apparently they\nactually were held in late July.\n
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    But I, Kamijo Toma, am now\nretaking them today, on August 20th.\n
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    Apparently, I skipped\nthe first remedial classes.\n
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    That ambiguous "apparently"\nis a result of me losing my memories.\n
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    I don't have any memories before July 28th.\n
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    As such, before I knew it,\nI had been made to pay the bill\n
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    for skipping something I don't\neven remember,\n
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    and that's where I'm at now.\n
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    ¥2000.\n
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    Just my luck.\n
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    Hey, there!\n
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    Don't just stand there like an idiot.\n
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    If you're not buying anything,\nthen stand aside!\n
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    That's a Tokiwadai Middle School uniform.\nWho is she?\n
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    So, what's with you, pal?\n
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    I do have...\n
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    ...a name--Mikoto Misaka!\nRemember it already, you idiot!\n
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    I do know her, all right.\n
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    That vending machine\nis just gonna take your money.\n
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    I know.\n
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    There's a trick to it. \n
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    A trick that will make it give\ndrinks without using any money.\n
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    A trick?\n
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    Shorts...\n
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    This vending machine is worse for wear,\n
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    so the springs that keep\nthe drinks in place are loose.\n
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    The catch is,\nyou can't choose what comes out.\n
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    So what's the matter with you?\n
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    Does every young lady\nfrom Tokiwadai do stuff like this?\n
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    That's what it's like at a girls' school.\n
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    Don't go dreaming too hard about us girls.\n
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    It's because people like\nyou come around and do this\n
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    that the vending machine\ngets broken, you know.\n
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    What are you so upset about?\nIt's not like it does you any harm--\n
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    Did you get yoinked?\n
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    How much did you get taken for?\n
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    ¥2000.\n
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    --¥2000?! You mean you used\na ¥2000 bill?! So they still exist!\n
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    --I didn't have any choice! It was the only cash I had!\n--¥2000?! You mean you used a ¥2000 bill?! So they still exist!\n
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    --I didn't have any choice! It was the only cash I had!\n--Of course the vending machine is gonna gobble that up!\n
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    Here, I'll get it back for you. \n
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    How?\n
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    Like this.\n
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    Huh? There are so many coming out...\n
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    You didn't get the ¥2000 bill back,\n
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    but I'm sure that more than\n¥2000 worth of drinks came out. \n
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    You okay with that?\n
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    Hey, why are you running\naway as fast as you can?!\n
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    Hey!\n
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    "Today's Topics:"\n
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    "The Mizuho Institute, which was\ndoing research on the pathology"\n
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    "of intractable diseases, such as\nmuscular dystrophy,"\n
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    "announces it is discontinuing operations."\n
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    Here.\n
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    Don't go gleefully escaping from reality,\n
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    start carrying these drinks.\nThis is your portion of them, after all.\n
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    I'm a little fearful,\nsince the instant I accept these,\n
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    I feel like I'm graduating from\ninnocent bystander to accomplice--\n
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    Ow, hot!\n
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    "Strawberry Oden"\n
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    "Strawberry Oden"\nAh, if you don't want the coconut cider, I'll take it.\n
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    \nAh, if you don't want the coconut cider, I'll take it.\n
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    What are you so on edge for? \n
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    It's like, you really are strong,\nbut you think you're weak,\n
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    so you're making a fool of yourself.\n
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    You're the one who bested Misaka Mikoto.\n
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    So now, at the very least,\nyou have to accept the responsibility\n
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    of being the victor over me.\n
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    --Bested? I beat her? In sports?\n--Such that I, one of only seven\n
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    --In some game? When a girl says,\n--Level 5s in all of Academy City,\n
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    --you've got to take responsibility,\n--can hold my head high and declare,\n
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    --it sure has an ominous ring to it.\n--this is the boy that I lost to!\n
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    What gives with the teething fever?\n
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    Here, just drink your soda.\nMy underclassmen would swoon\n
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    if they were to get a present\nstraight from Master Mikoto.\n
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    Swoon? I doubt we're\ntalking about a girl's manga here.\n
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    Heh, it would be endearing\nif it were just a girl's manga.\n
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    --Do you know what they call me\naround Tokiwadai Middle School?\n
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    --Sissy?\n--Do you know what they call me around Tokiwadai Middle School?\n
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    Oh, it is you, Sissy.\nOh, my, it's you, Sissy.\n
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    Here I thought it wasn't like you,\ntaking remedial lessons,\n
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    but it was just a\npretense for this, wasn't it?\n
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    J-Just for the record, let me ask you,\nwhat do you mean by "for this"?\n
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    It's obvious. So you can\nmeet that gentleman in secret.\n
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    Pleased to meet you. I'm Shirai Kuroko,\n
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    and I kind of ride shotgun for Sissy.\n
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    If you intend to put the moves\non Sissy, please go through me first.\n
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    Now, look, you...\n
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    Does this geekwad look like my boyfriend?!\n
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    No, of course.\n
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    Not when it comes to my Sissy.\n
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    Well then, please take care not\nto make any missteps, okay, Sissy?\n
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    Kuroko!\n
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    If you go spreading any funny stories,\nyou'll answer to me!\n
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    Teleportation...\n
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    Sissy...\n
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    Again?!\n
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    There's more of you?\n
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    Misaka No. 2?!\n
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    "I'm her younger sister,"\nis what Misaka is quick to reply.\n
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    Younger sister? \n
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    But why would Misaka whoever use\n"Misaka" in the first person?\n
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    Wouldn't you usually refer\nto yourself by your first name?\n
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    It would get confusing\naround the house, right?\n
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    "Misaka's name is Misaka,"\nis Misaka's swift reponse.\n
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    And just what are you doing,\nwandering around here for?!\n
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    "Why, you ask me? I am doing training,"\nis Misaka's brief answer.\n
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    Ah, training?\n
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    Hey, little sister,\ncould you come here for a second?\n
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    We've got a bit of\ncatching up to do. Quite a bit.\n
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    "No, Misaka has a schedule to keep,"\nis what Misaka--\n
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    It's okay!\n
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    Come with me.\n
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    Okay, well, we're headed this way.\nBe mindful of your dorm's curfew.\n
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    Maybe they're just... a complex family.\n
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    So hot...\n
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    So cold...\n
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    So heavy...\n
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    That was a close one.\n
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    W-Whoa, hold on! Hey!\n
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    D-Damn it, what did I ever do?\n
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    Didn't you...\n
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    ...take your sister and go off\nsomewhere a little while ago?\n
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    Huh?\n
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    I thought she was wearing shorts earlier.\n
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    "I can lend you a hand, if you need it,"\n
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    is what Misaka suggests with a sigh.\n
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    Oh, you’re her younger sister.\nYou really do look like Mikoto.\n
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    "Mikoto?" is what Misaka asks back.\nAhh, you mean Sissy.\n
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    What's with the heavy-duty military goggles?\n
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    "Unlike Sissy,\nMisaka doesn't have the skills to follow\n
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    electron beams and\nmagnetic field lines by eyesight,\n
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    so she needs this device\nto make them visible,"\n
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    is what Misaka explains with care.\n
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    Ah. But didn't your sister\ntake you away somewhere earlier?\n
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    "Misaka just came from there,"\nshe says, pointing.\n
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    "Where should we carry these drinks to,"\n
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    asks Misaka, with both\nof her hands filled with drinks.\n
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    Oh, uh, that's okay.\nI can carry them by myself.\n
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    "Where should we carry these drinks to,"\n
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    Misaka prods.\n
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    Huh? L-Like I said,\nthat's okay, that's okay.\n
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    You're under no obligation to carry them.\n
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    Quickly, now.\n
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    Right.\n
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    Hey! Kamijo Toma!\n
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    My air conditioning is out,\nso I'm staying over here.\n
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    It's gonna get noisy with my\nbrother tonight, so forgive us.\n
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    Is Tsuchimikado home?\n
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    Nope. I have no idea where he went.\n
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    This is Maika, the stepsister\nof my classmate Tsuchimikado,\n
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    who lives next door.\nApparently, she goes to maid school.\n
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    Maid school sure must be rough.\nYou don't get summers off, right?\n
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    Mm-mm.\n
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    Our school motto is that a\ntrue maid doesn't need time off.\n
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    By the way, Kamijo Toma,\ndid you win those trophies in your arms\n
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    in some lottery caper?\n
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    I paid for them fair and square.\n
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    They're not the tidiest drinks around,\n
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    but you can have one if you want.\n
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    Okay, this one.\n
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    Lastly, the first secret of hiding runaway girls--\n
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    In the city, have them wander\naround town at the usual times,\n
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    and then call them back in the evening.\n
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    That's the easiest feeding method.\n
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    How did you know?!\n
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    The Sister tramps noisily\naround the place, you know?\n
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    "Is that what you're into?"\nasks Misaka, somewhat earnestly.\n
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    Don't be too serious. \n
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    Hmm? What are they doing?\n
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    Hey, what's up? Did you\nlose your key, and get locked out?\n
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    Ah, it's Toma! No, we didn't.\n
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    And what's this?! Toma,\ndid you bring home another stranger?!\n
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    What is this?\n
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    At this point, maybe you\nwere born under that sort of star.\n
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    The kind where you trigger those flags,\n
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    and run down various other routes.\n
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    So, what is it you're doing?\n
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    Sphinx is covered with fleas,\nso we're removing them.\n
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    Eh? You mean, the apartment\nis covered with fleas, too?!\n
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    Damn it, I thought I was feeling itchy lately.
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    It's okay, Toma.\n
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    What is that?\n
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    It's a medicinal herb called sage.\n
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    I'm going to set fire to this, \n
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    and smoke out the fleas on Sphinx's body.\n
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    Smoke out? What are you,\nmaking savory steamed cat?\n
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    Wait, Himegami.\nWhat are you pulling out over there?\n
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    All I can say is that it's magic spray.\n
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    What are you doing with it?\n
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    I'm just aiming the magic\nspray at the fleas, and spraying them.\n
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    It looks like ordinary pesticide to me!\n
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    Are you planning to\nspray that directly onto the cat?!\n
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    "As far as dealing with the cat goes...\n
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    ...you simply want to remove the fleas\n
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    from the surface of the cat's body,\nwithout using drugs, right?"\n
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    Misaka asks, seeking confirmation.\n
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    Well, sure. How would you do it?\n
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    "Like this," Misaka swiftly replies.\n
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    "I have exterminated just the\nfleas, using a specific frequency,"\n
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    reports Misaka.\n
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    "I believe you can easily\nexterminate inside the apartment\n
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    using an insecticide of\nthe type that emits smoke,"\n
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    offers Misaka by way of advice.\n
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    S-Sure...\n
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    "Soup Curry"\n
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    "Soup Curry"\nWell then,\n
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    \nWell then,\n
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    as my errand is complete...\n
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    As far as the necessary conditions\nof the ESP card experiment,\n
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    reinstituted in America in 1992,\n
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    the material was changed to ABS resin.\n
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    \nThis was because of a trick that was used, whereby the type of card\n
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    "ESP Cards"\nThis was because of a trick that was used, whereby the type of card\n
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    "ESP Cards"\nwas identified by fingerprints on the card's surface...\n
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    "ESP Cards"\nHey, Kamijo! Are you listening to me?!\n
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    Yes, I'm listening. \n
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    But listening to this isn't going\nto increase my power, right?\n
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    Kami is a Level 0, and all.\n
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    You can't grow something\nthat isn't gonna grow.\n
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    Yes, but if you give up because\nyou don't have any power,\n
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    then what could grow won't grow, either.
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    Miss Misaka, of Tokiwadai Middle School,\n
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    who is ranked 3rd in\nAcademy City, was originally a Level 1,\n
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    but she worked and worked\nuntil she reached Level 5.\n
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    Ranked 3rd? Who, her?
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    Hmm? Kamijo, do you know Miss Misaka?\n
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    No, not really.\n
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    Hey there! Are you on your way\nhome from remedial lessons, too?\n
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    Oh, it's you.\n
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    "Today's Topics:"\n
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    "Three research centers whose work"\n
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    "Three research centers whose work"\nI sure do hate those airships, you know?\n
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    "centered around muscular dystrophy"\nI sure do hate those airships, you know?\n
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    "announced their closures in rapid"\nI sure do hate those airships, you know?\n
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    "succession during the last two weeks."\n
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    "succession during the last two weeks."\nWhy's that?\n
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    \nWhy's that?\n
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    Because the machine sets the policy,\nand the humans follow it.\n
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    The machine?\nAh, what was it again? Let's see...\n
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    Tree Diagram, wasn't it?\n
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    Tree Diagram.\nThe greatest supercomputer in the world,\n
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    loaded aboard the satellite Orihime I,\n
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    which was launched by\nAcademy City under the pretense\n
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    that it would be analyzing climate data...\n
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    or so we're told, \n
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    but do you think such a\nridiculous thing actually exists?\n
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    Huh?\n
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    Ow! What the hell did you do that for?!\n
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    Ah, I was just waxing a little poetic.\n
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    Huh?\n
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    Well, I'm headed this way, so...\n
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    That's Mikoto, right?\n
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    It's her younger sister.\nYou know, if you lose the goggles,\n
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    there really is no way to tell them apart.\n
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    Hey there. Thanks for your help\nwith the drinks and fleas yesterday.\n
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    "Your words of gratitude were\nnot my objective," replies Misaka.\n
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    What's wrong? Aren't you giving that to him?\n
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    "It is not possible for Misaka\nto feed this cat," she concludes.\n
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    "That's because Misaka has one critical defect,"\n
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    she additionally explains.\n
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    Defect?\n
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    "Misaka's body constantly\nemits a weak magnetic field around it,"\n
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    explains Misaka. \n
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    It is not strong enough\nfor people to detect,\n
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    but it's another matter for other animals.\n
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    "Unless something is done,\nthere is a risk of the Health Department\n
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    taking him in," Misaka points out.\n
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    Well, yeah, I guess so.\n
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    "Do you know how animals\ntaken in by the Health Department\n
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    are treated?" presses Misaka.\n
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    You're the one who found him,\n
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    so you should at least\nbe the one to name him.\n
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    --"Dog."\n
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    --Huh?\n--"Dog."\n
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    "The black cat is 'Dog',"\nas named by Misaka.\n
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    He is a cat, and yet, "Dog."\n
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    Yeah, but I mean, seriously,\nhow about a more dignified name?\n
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    "Okay, 'Tokugawa Ieyasu'," reconsiders Misaka.\n
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    That's a bit too dignified!
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    In that case, how about "Schrödinger"?\n
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    That name is taboo when it comes to cats.\n
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    I'll just be a second in here.\n
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    Just hang out here for a moment, okay?\n
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    "Do you want a book on how to take care of cats?"\n
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    Misaka asks, seeking confirmation.\n
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    I'd say more knowledge than a book.\n
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    You saw the nun's habit\nand the priestess's robes, right?\n
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    "I must say, just for the record,\nthat the improper treatment of cats\n
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    is a crime against animal\nprotection laws," warns Misaka.\n
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    Huh? What? Are you angry?\n
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    "I am not angry. Though I do\nnot mean that everything is fine\n
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    as long as you are not directly involved,"\n
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    says Misaka, calling your attention.\n
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    Sorry.\n
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    Come to think of it, \n
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    is it okay for me to be\ngoing into the store carrying a cat?\n
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    "I do not mean to sound\nlike I'm endlessly lecturing,\n
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    but please refrain from\ngiving him to me," says Misaka--\n
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    You say cats don't like you\nbecause of your magnetic field?\n
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    Then getting over that very barrier\n
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    is what will bring about true friendship, right?\n
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    "My goodness, what nerve he has,\n
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    thinking it is okay to just toss a kitten,"\n
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    Misaka whispers to herself.\n
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    Now, the question is,\n
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    who is the strongest Level 5 in Academy City?\n
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    "Preview"\n
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    "Preview"\nButchery carried out over and over in the name of experimentation.\n
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    The object of which are called "Sisters."\n
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    Hey, Misaka, how much do you know about this?\n
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    Next time, "Sisters."\n
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    When science and magic\ncross paths, the story begins.\n