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41 - Penalty Game

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[00:44] ---
    It's a penalty game,
    so you have to do whatever I say...
[00:48] ---
    Ngah! This is bugging me!
[00:51] ---
    She has been like this day and
    night since the Daihasei Festival!
[00:54] ---
    Sissy, just who
    is it you are talking to
[00:57] ---
    in such a sweet, enticing voice?
[01:01] ---
    What should I have you do first...?
[01:05] ---
    A-A cheek rub?
    Sissy, who is... who is...
[01:10] ---
    ...just who is that fluffy
    pillow standing in for?!
[01:17] ---
    I'm always running after you
[01:22] ---
    "A Certain Magical Index II"
[01:22] ---
    I'm always running after you
[01:23] ---
    "A Certain Magical Index II"
[01:23] ---
    You are my ideal
[01:27] ---
    You are me
[01:30] ---
    There was a bird that could
    not fly any farther than this

[01:35] ---
    It rebuked the blue skies
    on fine, flawless wings

[01:41] ---
    This place is not that bad
[01:43] ---
    That sky is not that high
[01:46] ---
    This place is not that good
[01:53] ---
    Afraid of the speed
    it would feel in its body

[01:58] ---
    Everybody has a chance,
[02:01] ---
    but they cannot go any farther
[02:04] ---
    The truth is they
    cannot take flight

[02:07] ---
    The truth is they
    want to take flight

[02:10] ---
    Right now, beyond the wish
    I want to make come true

[02:16] ---
    you shine
[02:17] ---
    In my eyes I picture you
[02:23] ---
    "Standing in the future,
    always strong,"

[02:26] ---
    and that "you" is me
[02:29] ---
    You are still blindingly bright
[02:35] ---
    but in the same spirit,
    I reach out my hand

[02:38] ---
    and the "I" who I am will
    someday grab hold to become

[02:42] ---
    the you that I will be
[02:47] ---
    #17 Penalty Game
[02:55] ---
    "Look! Look!
[02:56] ---
    While Misaka was in the hospital,
    everyone's clothes changed,"
[03:00] ---
    says Misaka Misaka--waah!
[03:03] ---
    Your clothes keep
    you too cool, dummy.
[03:06] ---
    For that matter, don't go
    crawling over the lap of someone
[03:08] ---
    who still isn't well,
    and just got discharged
[03:10] ---
    to look outside, you dirty little brat.
[03:11] ---
    "How mean! Misaka
    still isn't well, either, you know,"
[03:15] ---
    --says Misaka Misaka--
[03:15] ---
    Okay, okay, that's enough!
[03:18] ---
    You can finish your
    heartwarming squabble
[03:20] ---
    once we arrive at our
    new residence, if you please.
[03:22] ---
    So, where is this new residence?
[03:25] ---
    For the time being,
    it's with a friend of mine.
[03:29] ---
    You're dropping out of
    the school you're in now, right?
[03:32] ---
    I'm through with anything having
    to do with that Level 6 business.
[03:37] ---
    The person I'm setting you
    up with is not in the research field.
[03:40] ---
    I'm sure she's someone who
    will take your side.
[03:44] ---
    Hmph...
[03:45] ---
    So now there's one
    more of these idiots, huh?
[03:51] ---
    I want to meet someone...
[03:56] ---
    What did you do that for?!
[03:57] ---
    Oh, when you say it,
    Kami, it just sounds sarcastic.
[04:01] ---
    When you set off a request like that,
[04:03] ---
    all the weird girls in
    the area start popping up.
[04:07] ---
    Oh, yeah. Knowing you, Kami,
[04:10] ---
    we'll have everything
    from super-computer robot girls
[04:12] ---
    to hot spring fairy girls who
    end up doing heaven only knows what.
[04:16] ---
    That being said, take a look at this.
[04:19] ---
    "Stiff shoulder holder."
[04:20] ---
    Appearances to the contrary,
    my shoulders are terribly stiff.
[04:24] ---
    I'm absolutely sure this will help,
    but what do you think, Kami?
[04:28] ---
    Ha! That thing
    is obviously a scam!
[04:31] ---
    You'll call later to complain, and...
[04:32] ---
    That's why having a pretty
    girl rub my shoulders would be best.
[04:36] ---
    And I know exactly what you're gonna say!
[04:38] ---
    In that case, try coming up
    with anything better than a pretty girl
[04:41] ---
    to treat your stiff shoulders.
[04:42] ---
    How many times do I have to
    tell you, the "stiff shoulder holder"?!
[04:45] ---
    You know, I know just the right person.
[04:49] ---
    Someone who is always
    suffering from being tense,
[04:51] ---
    and yet is a sucker for
    these kinds of mail order products.
[04:55] ---
    What I'm saying is
    that world peace, you see...
[04:58] ---
    Mm-hmm...
[05:00] ---
    Fukiyose, are you here?!
[05:02] ---
    Huh?
[05:05] ---
    It's our life's wish!
    Let us massage you, Fukiyose?!
[05:17] ---
    Now then, everyone,
    next up is our chemistry class.
[05:23] ---
    My relaxed classroom has turned into
[05:26] ---
    a lawless battle arena for delinquents!
[05:29] ---
    It's for the sake of world peace.
[05:31] ---
    All right, starting today,
[05:33] ---
    you will all begin a little
    rehab therapy of your own.
[05:36] ---
    Is everyone okay with wearing
    Tokiwadai Middle School's
[05:39] ---
    winter uniform for your street clothes?
[05:40] ---
    "No problem," replies Misaka 10032.
[05:45] ---
    The four of you are the same size.
[05:47] ---
    "We are all identical; you
    need not even measure us,"
[05:50] ---
    replies Misaka 13577 swiftly.
[05:54] ---
    "There has been no time to
    allow for any difference in sizes,"
[05:57] ---
    adds Misaka 10039.
[06:01] ---
    "Mi..."
[06:03] ---
    "Misaka..."
[06:04] ---
    "Is something the matter,
    19090?" asks Misaka... Huh?
[06:11] ---
    "There is enough room for
    me to fit two fingers in here!"
[06:13] ---
    reports Misaka 10032 immediately.
[06:17] ---
    "But all of us Misakas are
    supposed to be the same,"
[06:19] ---
    says Misaka 13577,
    registering her dismay.
[06:24] ---
    "What about
    her bust, and elsewhere?"
[06:27] ---
    asks Misaka 10039,
    proposing a thorough physical.
[06:30] ---
    Now, individual differences
    will arise, due to diet and exercise.
[06:34] ---
    "In other words, without
    telling the other Misakas,
[06:37] ---
    have you been engaging
    in what is popularly called a diet?"
[06:40] ---
    says Misaka 10032,
    continuing the cross-examination.
[06:43] ---
    "Now that you mention it, I have seen 19090
[06:46] ---
    with her nose buried in a
    weekly women's magazine before,"
[06:49] ---
    Misaka 13577 suddenly remembers.
[06:53] ---
    "At that time, she obtained
    top-secret information
[06:56] ---
    that if one places a ring
    received from a boy one likes
[06:59] ---
    on the left ring finger,
    one is a winner,"
[07:02] ---
    says Misaka 10039, seizing
    the opportunity to spill the beans.
[07:06] ---
    Ring... Winner...
[07:08] ---
    M-Misaka was...
[07:11] ---
    If you all do the same
    thing that Miss 19090 here did,
[07:15] ---
    you can undergo the same
    change that she did, can't you?
[07:19] ---
    "M-Misaka will follow her crisis
    management functions and flee!"
[07:23] ---
    says Misaka--
[07:26] ---
    There, there, there you are!
[07:29] ---
    Hmm?
[07:31] ---
    This calls for, yeah, that.
[07:34] ---
    "Just my luck."
[07:36] ---
    What's the big idea, responding
    like that after seeing me?!
[07:39] ---
    So, did you need something
    from me, Zapper?
[07:42] ---
    Are you sure you can take that
    kind of attitude with me right now?
[07:46] ---
    Huh?
[07:47] ---
    The penalty game!
[07:49] ---
    Huh? Oh...
[07:52] ---
    You mean I'm still on the hook for that?
[07:54] ---
    Don't go thinking you
    can blow it off on your own!
[07:57] ---
    Anyhow, you still have
    to do anything I tell you.
[08:01] ---
    But then, I know that anything
    an average Joe like you can do
[08:04] ---
    won't amount to very much.
    Though as far as that goes,
[08:07] ---
    how about you still give me your best?
[08:12] ---
    Huh?
[08:14] ---
    All right.
[08:16] ---
    Very well! In that case,
    you may ask anything you wish of me!
[08:20] ---
    Huh?
[08:23] ---
    Milady, let me first provide
    a comfortable environment.
[08:26] ---
    I, Kamijo Toma, incompetent as I am,
[08:30] ---
    beg you to please
    forgive my shortcomings!
[08:33] ---
    Hey, you dummy! Stop blowing up
    my skirt as hard as you can!
[08:36] ---
    Sissy...?
[08:38] ---
    K-Kuroko!
[08:42] ---
    W-What a well-tempered
    hardball posture of servitude!
[08:46] ---
    This troglodyte is not to
    be underestimated. However...
[08:51] ---
    That role is supposed to be mine!
[08:53] ---
    Stop that, you idiots!
    What kind of ritual is this?!
[08:57] ---
    What am I, some kind of cult leader?!
[09:00] ---
    This is the woman who
    will be looking after you now.
[09:06] ---
    What the hell?
[09:07] ---
    Hey, now, you haven't forgotten
    my face already, have you?
[09:11] ---
    I don't mean you! What I meant was,
[09:13] ---
    this unexplainable little creature, here!
[09:16] ---
    W-What do you mean, unexplainable?!
[09:19] ---
    Despite how I might look, I am a teacher!
[09:22] ---
    Tch! So the research to
    control the effects of cell aging
[09:25] ---
    has already been perfected, has it?
[09:27] ---
    U-Um... It isn't like that.
[09:31] ---
    "You poor thing!
[09:32] ---
    Huh?
[09:33] ---
    I'm sure you've been
    through nothing but experiments,
[09:35] ---
    and haven't had
    any free time for yourself,"
[09:38] ---
    says Misaka Misaka, softly dabbing
    her eyes with a handkerchief.
[09:41] ---
    Please, listen to what I'm saying!
[09:44] ---
    Ha-ha! Wow, they've
    really got your number, huh?
[09:47] ---
    Geez, did you bring
    them here to get "my number"?!
[09:50] ---
    I'll show you up to my apartment right away.
[09:54] ---
    I'll just go bring the car around.
[09:58] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[09:59] ---
    Letting me crash at your place?
[10:02] ---
    "No problem." I've got
    an extra room, so it's no--
[10:05] ---
    I don't mean that.
[10:07] ---
    I mean sheltering me like
    this is like you're asking to take on
[10:10] ---
    the whole damn ugly
    Academy City underworld.
[10:14] ---
    Which is why I'm doing it.
[10:16] ---
    Have you forgotten my line of work?
[10:19] ---
    I don't think there are many
    folks who would openly come out
[10:21] ---
    and attack the residence
    of an Antiskill officer.
[10:26] ---
    Don't say I didn't
    warn you, after you're dead.
[10:28] ---
    It's all right.
[10:29] ---
    Your name could be written
    on one of those crowds' lists!
[10:34] ---
    And it's my job to revise those lists.
[10:39] ---
    If it's all the same, I'm glad.
[10:41] ---
    It looks like helping you
    will be a lot simpler than I'd heard.
[10:46] ---
    Do you really mean that?
[10:47] ---
    I mean, won't it?
    Say whatever you will,
[10:51] ---
    but you're trying to eliminate
    your landlady's risks.
[10:53] ---
    Which is to say, you're trying
    your hardest to protect us, right?
[11:03] ---
    Tch, this is why idiots like
    her are so hard to manage.
[11:03] ---
    "A Certain Magical Index II"
[11:09] ---
    "A Certain Magical Index II"
[11:17] ---
    He's late! What is he up to?!
[11:20] ---
    Seventh Mist at exactly 1:00!
[11:22] ---
    If you're even one second late,
    you know what will happen!
[11:26] ---
    Sheesh.
[11:29] ---
    He's making me
    look like an idiot, isn't he?
[11:32] ---
    Somen noodles again today.
[11:33] ---
    No way! Why are we
    having nothing but this lately?!
[11:38] ---
    What is this? Some sort of
    magic to regulate our insides,
[11:41] ---
    using the culture of cuisine?
[11:43] ---
    We just happen to have been
    given a lot of it as a present!
[11:45] ---
    Try putting yourself in my shoes,
[11:47] ---
    having to come up with
    original ideas day after day,
[11:49] ---
    like salad-style, pasta-style,
    and udon-noodle-style!
[11:58] ---
    Tsuchimikado Maika...
[12:00] ---
    I have to share
    this joy with somebody!
[12:03] ---
    Huh?
[12:03] ---
    Huh?
[12:04] ---
    These! These! Maids generally
    aren't allowed to stand out too much.
[12:09] ---
    But by fussing around
    with my sleeves and collar,
[12:12] ---
    I can secretly express my individuality.
[12:14] ---
    I am in a very good mood right now,
[12:17] ---
    so if you have anything on your mind,
    I'd be willing to hear about it.
[12:22] ---
    We'd like to learn some new
    ways to eat somen noodles!
[12:29] ---
    I thought the salaries of public servants
[12:31] ---
    were supposed to
    be getting trimmed back.
[12:33] ---
    This building also serves
[12:35] ---
    as a structural
    engineering field test site,
[12:37] ---
    so part of the rent is
    paid for by the university.
[12:40] ---
    Ah, I see.
[12:42] ---
    "Amazing! Amazing!
    There isn't a speck of dust,"
[12:44] ---
    says Misaka Misaka offering
    her praise while jumping on the sofa!
[12:48] ---
    You had to write
    another formal apology, huh?
[12:50] ---
    A-Ah-ha... Whatever do you mean?
[12:53] ---
    Huh?
[12:54] ---
    She has a habit of
    straightening up her room
[12:56] ---
    whenever she has
    a problem come up.
[12:59] ---
    She does it without
    thinking of the consequences,
[13:01] ---
    so she often loses
    her keys and whatnot.
[13:03] ---
    I-Is that any way to talk about someone
[13:06] ---
    who is looking for your
    next job together with you?
[13:09] ---
    Which means that the kitchen
    will be the same as always, right?
[13:12] ---
    Hey, now! Kikyo,
    you eat the food I cook
[13:14] ---
    as if it tastes
    good enough, don't you?
[13:16] ---
    As long as I don't know how it's made.
[13:18] ---
    "Wow! Why are there so many rice cookers?"
[13:22] ---
    asks Misaka Misaka, counting them all.
[13:24] ---
    A rice cooker is a miracle
    appliance that can do anything.
[13:28] ---
    He's not coming.
[13:31] ---
    Miss Misaka!
[13:33] ---
    Oh, Miss Uiharu.
[13:34] ---
    Um, I think Miss Shirai will be
    coming by to pick up some things.
[13:39] ---
    Oh, mm-hmm.
[13:40] ---
    Miss Shirai offloaded her
    Judgment workload onto me--
[13:44] ---
    I-I mean, she is awfully busy at work,
[13:48] ---
    so I've come in her place.
[13:49] ---
    Oh, you don't say.
[13:51] ---
    I guess that's Tokiwadai
    Middle School for you.
[13:54] ---
    It's amazing you can
    learn the violin in class, huh?
[13:57] ---
    You're overblowing things.
    Do you want to give it a try?
[14:00] ---
    That's it, support the instrument
    with your collarbone and jaw.
[14:04] ---
    Gently hold the
    neck with your left hand.
[14:07] ---
    Hold the bow so the strings
    are perpendicular, and then slowly...
[14:13] ---
    See? Simple, right?
[14:15] ---
    Miss Misaka,
    it's almost like I'm in a dream!
[14:21] ---
    What's the matter?
[14:24] ---
    U... i... ha... ru!!
[14:30] ---
    What are you wasting time around here for?
[14:34] ---
    Hey, sorry, sorry.
[14:36] ---
    Now, listen,
[14:37] ---
    I'm the one who won the contest
    with a penalty game at stake!
[14:41] ---
    So why should I have to be kept
    waiting here for over an hour?!
[14:45] ---
    W-Well, it's nothing too profound...
[14:49] ---
    H-Huh? I'm sure
    we agreed on 1:00, right?
[14:53] ---
    Were you here thirty minutes before that?
[14:55] ---
    Well then, I am sorry.
[14:57] ---
    I-It's not as though I started
    waiting exactly an hour ago...
[15:02] ---
    Misaka, did you...
[15:04] ---
    So... that is...
[15:07] ---
    Did you want to make me suffer
    through this penalty game that badly?
[15:10] ---
    Eh?
[15:10] ---
    You really are pretty insidious.
[15:16] ---
    Bulls-eye?
[15:18] ---
    Stop being so defiant!
    You're the one that lost back there!
[15:22] ---
    You're going to do whatever I say, right?!
[15:24] ---
    W-When you say "whatever,"
    within the bounds of possibility...
[15:27] ---
    You. Will. Do. It. Right?
[15:30] ---
    Come with me!
[15:31] ---
    Wait, where?!
[15:32] ---
    I'm telling you to
    shut up and come with me!
[15:34] ---
    That is the first penalty!
[15:35] ---
    You mean there's not just one?!
[15:40] ---
    "Handy Antenna Campaign"
[15:41] ---
    Handy Antenna service?
[15:44] ---
    Ah, something to replace the
    antenna base on your cell phone.
[15:49] ---
    Yes. Subscribers can construct
    their own network with them.
[15:52] ---
    Also, if you sign a pair contract,
    the calling rate becomes cheaper.
[15:57] ---
    Pair contract?
[15:58] ---
    And, right now, everyone
    who agrees to a set contract
[16:01] ---
    will receive a
    Lovely Mitten Gekota strap!
[16:04] ---
    Eh?
[16:05] ---
    Which is why you're signing up with me.
[16:09] ---
    So you're just after the strap, then?
[16:11] ---
    And as far as frogs go, you've already got--
[16:13] ---
    You're. Signing. Up. With. Me.
[16:17] ---
    Yeah, but, pair contracts
    are what boyfriends and girlfriends
[16:21] ---
    sign up for together, aren't they?
[16:22] ---
    Y-You dummy!
    What conclusion are you jumping to?!
[16:26] ---
    It says it's limited to male-female,
[16:27] ---
    but i-it doesn't have to
    be boyfriend-girlfriend, right?!
[16:30] ---
    Like, say, a married
    couple would be fine, too.
[16:33] ---
    Hello in there.
[16:34] ---
    You've gotten far more serious
    than boyfriend-girlfriend, Miss Misaka.
[16:36] ---
    Huh? I-It's a penalty game, so don't
    say anything and come with me!
[16:44] ---
    Now, we'll need a photo
    to complete the paperwork.
[16:48] ---
    Like a picture ID?
[16:50] ---
    No, something that
    lets us know you two are a pair.
[16:53] ---
    You can even use your cell phone
    to take a two-shot of both of you.
[16:56] ---
    A two-shot?!
[16:59] ---
    How about it? Want to make do
    with my cell phone camera right off?
[17:03] ---
    Y-Yeah, okay...
[17:05] ---
    Okay, here it goes.
[17:08] ---
    Let me just make sure, here.
    You told me you wanted this, right?
[17:13] ---
    I-I know I did!
[17:19] ---
    Just you wait, Gekota!
[17:22] ---
    H-Here goes.
[17:24] ---
    Okay! Whenever you're ready!
[17:28] ---
    It looks like you're pulling a face, Misaka.
[17:31] ---
    Why are you looking the other way?
[17:33] ---
    I don't think this
    is what a pair looks like.
[17:35] ---
    L-Let's try taking it again.
[17:40] ---
    What's with the forced
    expression again, Misaka?!
[17:43] ---
    Why are you distancing yourself from me?!
[17:46] ---
    Look, for this two-shot,
[17:48] ---
    we just have to make
    it look like we're in love, right?
[17:50] ---
    Come on, do it like this!
[17:52] ---
    Smile, Misaka! This photo is
    for the paperwork, right?
[17:55] ---
    As long as we think of it in
    that way, this won't be a problem.
[17:58] ---
    Y-Yeah... Well, you're right.
[18:01] ---
    We're just taking a picture that
    makes it look that way, aren't we?
[18:04] ---
    Yeah, yeah, we're just taking a picture!
[18:05] ---
    Here goes!
[18:06] ---
    Yes!
[18:14] ---
    Good grief. It was a mistake for
    me to underestimate him
[18:17] ---
    as just a Johnny-come-lately thrall of yours.
[18:20] ---
    Sissy, you've been going around
    everywhere splurging with him.
[18:23] ---
    D-Don't go getting the wrong idea!
[18:26] ---
    I just wanted to get a Gekota strap...
[18:29] ---
    ...so I needed a photo for a pair contract...
[18:33] ---
    In that case, you need not
    have lowered yourself to this boy;
[18:35] ---
    if you and I had become a pair,
    there would not be any problem!
[18:40] ---
    Now, let us take some pictures.
    We will just slam them through.
[18:40] ---
    Wait... Hey! Kuroko!
[18:43] ---
    We will make memories to last a lifetime!
[18:45] ---
    Hey, where are you taking me, Kuroko?!
[18:48] ---
    If everything's okay,
    then can I go home now?
[18:52] ---
    I told you,
    it has to be male-female!
[18:56] ---
    Hitotsui Hajime, you are
    primarily busy with your concerts,
[19:00] ---
    but recently, you announced
    you would be appearing in a movie.
[19:04] ---
    Moreover, it's a Hollywood
    picture, of all things.
[19:04] ---
    I fell asleep, huh?
[19:07] ---
    Did you have anything
    especially trying happen to you?
[19:08] ---
    Tch, you're letting yourself
    become sloppy, you idiot.
[19:11] ---
    Even with this thing on, it's all
    you can do to fight for fifteen minutes.
[19:16] ---
    "Hitotsui Hajime to star in his
    first Hollywood production!!"
[19:17] ---
    The direction I got was just
    right for me, being Japanese.
[19:20] ---
    Did he not have any pretense?
[19:23] ---
    As for the others, did they show
    a particularly suitable understanding
[19:27] ---
    of me as being a
    contemporary Japanese man?
[19:30] ---
    The words themselves
    are spoken in native US English,
[19:34] ---
    so using just gestures,
    manners, and attitude,
[19:36] ---
    Nobody's here, huh?
[19:36] ---
    being told to show us that this
    guy is Japanese was something--
[19:38] ---
    Oh well, guess I'll grab a shower.
[19:43] ---
    Oh my.
[19:45] ---
    "W-Why are you just barging in
    here without any advance warning,"
[19:50] ---
    asks Misaka Misaka, reaching for
    a bath towel after it's too late!
[19:53] ---
    Why didn't you lock the door?
[19:55] ---
    Sorry, sorry. I've lived by
    myself up to now, and I just forgot.
[19:59] ---
    Aiho, hurry and
    wrap yourself up in this.
[20:01] ---
    "You two don't care that
    you've been seen naked, huh?"
[20:04] ---
    says Misaka Misaka,
    asking a simple question.
[20:07] ---
    Hmm, it's not really anything
    to make a fuss over, is it?
[20:10] ---
    He's a child, and we're adults.
[20:13] ---
    "I would say more like biddies
    than adults," says Misaka--
[20:17] ---
    Ow-w-w-w! Now they're suddenly
    both giving Misaka's head noogies!
[20:18] ---
    I'm just saying, be more wary.
[20:23] ---
    "And that's what happened,"
[20:25] ---
    says Misaka Misaka,
    giving an incident report.
[20:27] ---
    "In that case, it has already
    gone out over the network,
[20:31] ---
    so there is no reason to repeat
    it all again verbally, is there?"
[20:34] ---
    Misaka rationally points out.
[20:37] ---
    "I want to say it verbally
    as much as it takes,"
[20:39] ---
    says Misaka Misaka, finding
    the outrageousness inexcusable!
[20:42] ---
    "And now, being shut out
    due to the apartment's auto-lock
[20:45] ---
    makes your situation
    seem even foolish, huh?
[20:48] ---
    If Misaka hadn't been passing by,
[20:50] ---
    you would have been
    all alone for a long time,"
[20:52] ---
    says Misaka,
    secretly laughing on the inside.
[20:56] ---
    "It isn't Misaka's fault!
    It's the auto-lock's!"
[20:59] ---
    says Misaka Misaka in exasperation!
[21:03] ---
    Hmm?
[21:04] ---
    Hey, where did that little brat go?
[21:08] ---
    Now that you mention it...
[21:10] ---
    "You mean this?" asks Misaka,
    to verify the unexpected question.
[21:15] ---
    "All of the other Misakas have those,
[21:17] ---
    but Misaka is the only one who doesn't,"
[21:20] ---
    says Misaka Misaka, gazing enviously at it.
[21:22] ---
    "That Misaka is that Misaka,
    while this Misaka is this Misaka."
[21:27] ---
    says Misaka, intimating
    that you should give up.
[21:30] ---
    "Aww! Misaka wants one, too!"
[21:33] ---
    says Misaka Misaka,
    using her small appearance to its fullest,
[21:37] ---
    to exercise some
    spoiled-brat negotiation skills.
[21:39] ---
    "You may be going for endearing antics,
[21:43] ---
    but it's upsetting when used on
    those of the same sex, and backfires,"
[21:46] ---
    says Misaka, offering a kindly explanation.
[21:52] ---
    "Say, 10032, would you bow for me?"
[21:56] ---
    says Misaka Misaka, asking a favor.
[22:00] ---
    "You fell for it!"
[22:01] ---
    says Misaka Misaka,
    her mugging plan a success!
[22:05] ---
    "Nyah! If you want them
    back, try and take them!"
[22:07] ---
    says Misaka Misaka,
    basking in the afterglow of victory
[22:10] ---
    while making a mad dash!
[22:18] ---
    "The time for revolution has come,"
[22:21] ---
    Misaka 10032 hereby declares.
[22:47] ---
    At a certain world's center,
[22:50] ---
    I whispered that it
    was okay to be alone

[22:52] ---
    I bent back the hands on the clock
[22:55] ---
    and kept my eyes closed
[23:03] ---
    You can't turn back time that has passed
[23:09] ---
    but on that day, you showed me
[23:12] ---
    that that's how it should be
[23:17] ---
    The miracle of you being
    there as the seasons roll around

[23:22] ---
    makes even the
    broken clock start up again

[23:28] ---
    Right now, yeah, I may
    be a helpless piece of junk

[23:34] ---
    but it's funny how
    I feel like I can change that

[23:39] ---
    All because your voice is still here
[23:44] ---
    for me, even now
[23:55] ---
    "Preview"
[23:55] ---
    First Misaka Mikoto, now Misaka's Sister?!
[23:57] ---
    And now there's
    even a pint-sized Misaka.
[23:59] ---
    Hey, don't go running amok here!
[24:01] ---
    Wait, Index,
    if you're with them, then...
[24:04] ---
    Next time, "Serial Number."
[24:05] ---
    When science and magic
    cross paths, the story begins.