32 - The Daihasei Festival

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    In just a few minutes,
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    the Daihasei Festival's
    opening ceremony will begin.
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    Here in Academy City,
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    the place is filled with
    students' families and spectators!
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    Get your Maid Bento lunches!
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    Who wants one of Academy City's
    famous Maid Bento lunches?
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    Get your Ryoran Household Arts
    School's Maid Bento lunches--
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    or more precisely,
    Probationary Maid Lunches here!
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    My, my, Academy City sure
    does have a lot of schools, doesn't it?
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    Y-Yeah. It's a place where
    educational organizations
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    from around the world are all
    concentrated into one location.
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    E-Excuse me!
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    No, I should apologize.
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    Um, would you happen to know
    where Tokiwadai Middle School is?
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    Huh? Oh, just a moment, please.
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    Tokiwadai... Tokiwadai...
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    It's not here.
    Perhaps it's not open to the public?
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    Huh? Are you sure?
    Then where could Mikoto be?!
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    I-Is this Mikoto your
    younger sister, or someone?
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    My, my...
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    Not again, Toya.
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    --Gah! It really isn't on here! What do I do?
    --Again, you say, Mom?
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    Oh, isn't that Toma over there?
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    Yeah, okay! If I happen to lose
    to you, I'll play your penalty game.
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    I'll do whatever you tell me to do.
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    All right, I'm in.
    Anything I say, right? Anything.
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    In return, if you lose,
    you get the penalty game, too.
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    Wha--? S-So then, you mean,
    a-anything you say...?
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    Oh, dear, given the way you were
    shooting your mouth off just now,
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    is that really all the
    confidence you've got?
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    Okay, fine. Let's do this, why don't we?
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    But don't come crying to me later!
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    My, my...
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    Looks like Mikoto is doing well.
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    "A Certain Magical Index II"
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    Yubi de hajiku koin mitsumeta
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    Omote nara GO Ura wa STAY
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    Mazu kotae wo kikasete
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    "Douka oshiete kuremasen ka?"
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    Tenshi wa misadameru egao no mama
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    Mayoe! Sono te wo hiku mono nado inai
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    Kami ga kudasu sono kotae wa fukou datta
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    Sou sore koso kami kara no okurimono
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    Norikoetara miete kuru sa dakara ima sugu
    (Look for it by oneself, no buts about it)
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    No buts!
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    The Daihasei Festival opening
    ceremony is about to start, right?
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    I would think a word of greeting
    would be necessary, would it not?
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    Do you think that I go
    out in public looking like I do?
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    Then let us proceed
    with our discussion unabated.
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    Concerning the magician who
    has made her way inside Academy City?
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    Through security measures
    that have become lax.
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    There are two of them that
    we have identified as of right now.
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    An officer of the Roman Orthodox
    Church, and a courier in her employ.
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    Their objective is said to be
    a transaction for a certain item.
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    A certain item?
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    Up you go...
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    A sword?
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    This is a replica,
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    but it's the "Stab Sword."
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    It is even claimed to be the sword that
    pierced a dragon, binding it to the ground.
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    If it were to end up in the wrong hands,
    the English Puritan Church
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    could find itself quickly
    placed in a dire predicament.
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    Then you might call it a
    tactical weapon among your world.
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    Our greatest problem is that
    the transaction for the Stab Sword
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    is being held there
    within Academy City.
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    Which would mean that that young man
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    must be appointed as a traveling guide.
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    Toma! Toma!
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    I think I might be hungry!
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    Huh? You just barely
    ate breakfast, didn't you?
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    But the most indescribable aromas
    are floating around me everywhere,
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    and it doesn't make any difference!
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    Ah, Japanese cuisine may be a
    mass of temptation called appetite!
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    Yeah, all right, all right.
    I'll take you around later on.
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    Later on?
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    Yeah. The first event is about to start.
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    The events that I'm taking
    part in today are marked in there.
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    Let's go, Index.
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    T-Toma seems like he's
    incredibly no-nonsense today.
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    Ugh... I so don't wanna do this.
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    Guys, what's with all this
    down-and-out spirit, on the first day?
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    We've been arguing over how
    we're going to beat the other schools,
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    and our already limited strength has
    been reduced to near zero. What of it?
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    You put the cart before
    the horse, you know!
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    That's just how competition
    between students is.
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    Just my luck.
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    What's the deal with this lack of energy?!
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    Let me guess, Kamijo!
    You're so inappropriately lazy,
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    now it's spreading to all the others!
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    I just barely got here, myself!
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    So in other words, you showed up late,
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    sucking out the enthusiasm from the others!
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    Fukiyose, you got here later than I did!
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    I was on steering
    committee business, you idiot!
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    Just leave me alone.
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    Kamijo, face-to-face
    with his unfortunate reality,
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    is finding it difficult
    to rise to his feet.
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    That's just a little anemia.
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    Here, top yourself
    off with this sports drink!
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    I happen to not like folks
    who use bad luck or misfortune
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    as an excuse to cut corners
    as they live their lives!
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    When you slack off, the enthusiasm
    of those around you also dries up!
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    So snap to, already, snap to!
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    U-Um...
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    Th-That is...
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    Have you got something to say?
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    N-No, I do not! No!
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    This is no time for
    anyone to be tower toppling.
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    It really could be hopeless.
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    Like I said,
    you have to acknowledge
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    that there are deficiencies
    in our facilities!
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    But that is in no way a
    reflection on the students!
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    It's because your students
    are of such poor quality
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    that you don't receive more money
    from the governing board, right?
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    Ha! It must make work extra hard,
    being saddled with rejects, huh?
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    Th-The students are neither
    successes nor failures!
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    The only thing they
    are is their own individuals!
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    That's quite the dreamlike
    opinion you have of them,
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    but I will see your
    left-behinds crushed to pieces
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    in the tower topple
    that is about to start.
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    No you won't.
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    They are not all left-behinds,
    after all, are they?
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    Hey, guys... I'm gonna
    ask you one more time...
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    Are you really not up for this?!
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    The first event is the tower topple.
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    The schools are now taking the field.
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    He's so reckless. There's no
    way they're going to beat our school.
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    Oh...
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    I'm so hungry...
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    She doesn't have
    heatstroke or anything, right?
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    You really are
    just hungry, aren't you?
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    What are you doing here,
    short-hair? Cheering on Toma?
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    W-Why would I have
    to be cheering that guy on?
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    I mean, we've got a bet as
    to which team is going to win.
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    And I'm obviously
    the one who's going to win...
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    Huh? What do I do when I win?
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    He said he would
    do whatever I tell him to...
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    Ah! It's Toma!
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    What on earth is he ready for?
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    D-Don't tell me he
    seriously means to win this!
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    What is he planning
    to demand of me if he wins?!
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    Ready... begin!
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    W-What's going on, everyone,
    to make you try that hard out there?
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    Even if you won,
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    seeing you worn ragged
    like that makes me... makes me...
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    Hey, Index!
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    Geez, what am
    I going to do with her?
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    Ah, my cell... is in my bag.
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    I-I'm just here to get my cell phone,
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    so I can meet up with a lost child.
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    In no way did I mean
    anything improper by this...
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    Huh?
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    There you are! Toma!
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    Huh? Toma,
    why are your eyes watering?
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    Where is your cell phone?
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    It's right here!
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    Then why don't you answer it?!
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    The battery's dead.
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    Never mind that, I'm hungry.
    Give me something to eat, Toma.
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    Ugh... If we go to the booth area,
    they'll have tons of food there.
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    Tons of it!
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    "Notice-- No thoroughfare"
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    Oh, sorry. The parade
    through here is starting soon.
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    Um, we'd like to cross over to there.
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    There's an underground mall
    about three kilometers
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    to the west where you can get across.
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    Three kilometers?
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    I can almost reach out and touch it, but...
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    Yeah... Just tough it out
    until the giant ball roll is over.
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    To... ma...
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    Huh? Why are you...
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    Hold on!
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    Yeah! I caught you!
    You're going to ensure my victory!
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    First place in the scavenger hunt
    goes to Tokiwadai Middle School
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    contestant Misaka Mikoto!
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    The scavenger hunt?
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    Yep. "A high school student
    who competed in the first event."
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    You happen to fit that bill, right?
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    Ah... There are any number of
    other guys who meet that condition--
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    Hey, what are you doing!
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    Oh, geez. Here, drink some of this.
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    In fact, what the heck, you can have it!
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    Wow...
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    While the rest of us were
    out toiling under the blazing sun
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    and I thought about how
    you have to rest, Miss Shirai,
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    I just couldn't stand it anymore,
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    so I wanted you to
    come give us a hand at work.
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    Thanks for the overly
    charming sense of friendship.
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    So, have any problems come up?
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    Not at the moment.
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    Securing first prize,
    contestant Misaka Mikoto
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    maintains her posture
    even after reaching the goal,
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    and shows off how
    much energy she still has to spare.
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    "Live" "Z Studio"
    "Daihasei Festival Digest"
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    Sissy! Ah, my beautiful Sissy!
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    The sight of her caring for the
    fellow contributor who ran with her
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    was also impressive.
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    "A Certain Magical Index II"
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    I'll kill him!
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    "A Certain Magical Index II"
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    "Marching band parade now in progress!!"
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    She's been out of my sight for
    a while now. I hope Index is okay.
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    What's he...
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    Security around Academy City
    has been softened these days,
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    to be more welcoming to
    general public spectators, right?
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    Some magicians have taken
    advantage of that fact to sneak in.
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    At present, we have
    identified two of them.
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    Lidvia Lorenzetti,
    of the Roman Orthodox Church,
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    and the courier she
    has hired, Oriana Thomson.
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    Courier?
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    They are here in the city attempting
    to conduct a transaction
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    for a relic that has been
    handed down through the church.
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    Why would they do that here?
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    Academy City is the place that
    has the least to do with the occult.
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    All the more reason.
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    This is where the Academy City
    side and the magic side
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    will both have
    trouble interfering with them.
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    The only one who can act is your
    acquaintance, who has come to Academy City.
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    Well, what about Kanzaki?
    She's a saint or something, as I recall.
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    Kanzaki cannot be used. Especially for this.
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    After all, the relic being
    traded is this relic.
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    Huh? What does that mean?
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    Kami, this relic's name is the "Stab Sword."
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    Word is, it's something that
    can spell instant death for any saint.
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    Look out!
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    Yikes!
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    Huh? What for?
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    What do you think
    you're doing, Kamijo Toma?!
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    Do you know how the
    "Son of God" who was crucified
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    was actually killed, Kami?
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    I believe... he died on the cross.
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    He was speared to death.
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    The Stab Sword is a
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    relic that distills the
    religious significance of the
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    execution and spearing, and amplifies,
    condenses, and focuses it to the extreme.
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    It has no effect on a regular person,
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    but if a saint is involved, it boasts
    the power to kill them in one strike.
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    What are the magicians planning,
    dealing for something like that?
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    A war, of course. In the world of magic,
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    saints amount to the same
    thing as tactical weapons.
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    But there are still plenty of
    magicians who aren't saints, right?
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    I get the feeling that you
    could fight even without Kanzaki.
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    That's not what the problem is.
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    It's not about whether
    or not one can actually win,
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    it's when the illusion is provided
    that one might be able to win
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    that wars tend to break out.
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    But, if the problem is that serious,
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    shouldn't we be enlisting
    Index's cooperation?
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    No can do. We can't use the
    List of Prohibited Books for this one.
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    We can't let her get
    anywhere near the site,
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    nor can we tell her any
    information about this incident.
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    Why not?
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    Because outside magicians
    will concentrate their search on her,
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    thinking that if anything happens,
    she'll be at the center of it.
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    If she makes any moves,
    any magicians who take notice
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    will unanimously come swarming in on her.
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    "S-71 Central Gymnasium Rear"
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    In other words, you're saying
    we have to do everything we can
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    to keep Index from noticing any magic.
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    When I came running
    after Miss Yomikawa called me,
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    you were as limp as
    unsold vegetables still on the shelf,
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    so I really was shocked.
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    Thank you, that was delicious!
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    I have to wonder, though,
    where did Toma go off to?
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    It's almost time for lunch.
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    U-Um, wasn't this just lunch?
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    I...
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    ...have been like this all day.
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    Am I growing apart from Toma?
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    Hmm... Yes, you're right.
    I'm sure you would like to enjoy
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    the Daihasei Festival
    together with Kamijo, Sister.
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    It's all right!
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    There is something that
    you can participate in, too, Sister!
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    Huh?
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    She's not here.
    Has she really become a lost child?
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    Why have you
    had that look on your face,
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    like you're about to
    begin a final boss battle?
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    You look like you're ready to
    die at any moment.
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    If you're hungry,
    how about eating a Bento lunch?
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    Never mind me, have you seen
    Index around anywhere?
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    If you mean the Sister,
    she was walking around over there.
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    Thanks!
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    It looked like she was being
    led by the hand, by that famous
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    mini-sized teacher from your school.
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    Index?
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    It's just you, huh? Where's Index?
[18:31] ---
    I'm so sorry.
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    I really hate to have to
    make you change clothes here.
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    Toma! Maybe you should
    count how many times this makes!
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    I-In--
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    W-Wah!
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    Er, um, Miss Index...?
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    It's all right. It was just an accident.
[19:04] ---
    You don't have to take it so seriously.
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    --Uh-oh...
    --Kamijo!
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    Here I am, on steering committee
    business, looking for Miss Tsukuyomi,
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    and what do I see?
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    ...you big traitor!
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    For crying out loud,
    can't you put a little effort
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    into making the tournament a success?
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    Just which event is
    our school competing in now?
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    Why can't you even remember that much?!
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    I get it! You aren't getting
    enough nutrients to the brain,
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    so start ingesting a little more sugar!
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    D-Doing so won't do
    anything to fix Kamijo's stupidity!
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    Doesn't it even pain you to say it yourself?
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    It's the 2nd-Year girls' tug of war
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    and the 3rd-Year boys' all-star triathlon.
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    Which should you be rooting for?
    It's gotta be the girls.
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    Yeah, of course, you are Kamijo, after all.
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    Just don't grab the collar anymore!
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    Okay, here.
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    Come on, hurry up!
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    Hey, Kamijo, do you find
    the Daihasei Festival boring?
[20:16] ---
    Huh?
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    You seem a little erratic,
    like your mind is on something else.
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    And if you feel like today has been boring,
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    it means that as a member
    of the steering committee,
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    who got all of this ready,
    something I did was inadequate.
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    No, I don't particularly think it's boring.
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    Sure, as someone
    who put together the planning
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    and worked hard on it up to today,
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    I'm going to want to make sure
    everyone has a good time, you know?
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    Maybe that's a little selfish of me.
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    It looks like it's no use,
    since your mind is elsewhere, huh?!
[20:53] ---
    No, it's not!
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    Oh, I'm sorry!
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    Get away from me, Kamijo Toma!
[21:06] ---
    Oh, my...
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    Sorry. I'm not quite accustomed
    to having so many people around.
[21:13] ---
    --Not at all...
    --Whoa...
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    Are you all right? Does it hurt anywhere?
[21:18] ---
    Your forehead is turning red.
[21:21] ---
    No, I...
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    To apologize for running into you.
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    Or would you prefer a kiss?
[21:27] ---
    Yes! A kiss would be--
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    Ee-yow...
[21:32] ---
    Well then...
[21:37] ---
    I have to be getting back to work. Bye, now.
[21:51] ---
    Hello? This is Oriana Thomson.
[21:54] ---
    Can you hear me?
[21:55] ---
    Refrain from using your real name.
[21:57] ---
    Everyone around you
    can hear your voice, can't they?
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    Never mind about that,
    I've run into a little trouble.
[22:03] ---
    It looks like that spell
    you used on me has been broken.
[22:07] ---
    What was the cause?
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    I don't know.
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    It's kind of a turn-on.
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    Watch those indecent expressions.
    Can you take any countermeasures?
[22:17] ---
    Let's see... First of all,
[22:19] ---
    I'll have to give this
    boy behind me the slip.
[22:25] ---
    Karamatta unmei mo kaete ikeru kara
[22:32] ---
    subete wa kono te no naka ni aru!
[22:49] ---
    Dare nimo makenai chikara ga koko ni nai nara
[22:55] ---
    imajin nante kowashite shimaeba ii
[23:01] ---
    Harimeguru shisutemu bakkappu insutooru wa OK
[23:07] ---
    Kami sae mo shirienai fiirudo ga hiraku
[23:13] ---
    Juuman no deeta mo isshun no mirakuru sae
[23:18] ---
    suisoku fukanou na "ikite'ru katachi" dakara
[23:25] ---
    In a Magic∞world exciting
    time or space there's no limit
[23:31] ---
    Dareka wo mamoreru chikara ga hoshii
[23:36] ---
    Karamatta unmei mo kaete ikeru kara
[23:44] ---
    subete wa kono te no naka ni aru!
[23:55] ---
    "Preview"
[23:55] ---
    We are made fools of as
    Oriana runs away from us.
[23:57] ---
    Stiyl risks his life to
    research the spell that she casts.
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    And then, the place that we locate...
[24:03] ---
    Next time, "Route Disturb."
[24:05] ---
    When science and
    magic cross paths, the story begins.
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