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7 - The Science Cult (Misawa Cram School)

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    I...\n
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    I... killed again, didn't I?\n
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    "A Certain Magical Index"\n
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    *From the reason why I live here *
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    *to everything I encounter in this place, *
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    *though we may be worlds apart *
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    *wherever I am, my feelings won't budge *
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    *I'll turn my back to the pain *
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    *that stabs at my heart, and the sneering *
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    *of those lucky people who look on *
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    *My fate invites the inevitable suffering *
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    *My legs, starting to shake, remember...
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...with conviction *
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    *Protecting requires more than just dreams *
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    *and unreliable power *
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    *My hand now knows that, so I won't waver *
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    "#07 The Science Cult (Misawa Cram School)"\n
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    Just my luck.\n
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    Who'd have thought that a reference\nmanual would run me ¥3600?\n
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    Toma...\n
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    What could you have done with that ¥3600?\n
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    Don't ask.\n
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    Hey, Toma,\n
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    what could you have done?\n
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    Ah, geez, I get it, already! \n
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    If I'd been studying regularly,\nthis wouldn't have happened--\n
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    Hey, what are you looking at?\n
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    No...\n
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    You can't eat ¥3600 worth\nof ice cream. Not normally.\n
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    Hmph. Toma,\nI haven't said so much as a peep\n
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    about being hot, put out, or worn out!\n
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    Nor have I thought about\nusing other people's money!\n
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    In conclusion, I have not had\nso much as a shadow of a thought\n
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    about wanting to eat ice cream.\n
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    All right.\n
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    You could have just said you\nwanted to have some ice cream\n
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    while sitting in an air-conditioned shop.\n
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    Toma, these clothes are a\nvisualization of the Lord's protection.\n
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    Not once have I ever considered\nthem to be too unwieldy, too stuffy,\n
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    or thought, what a pain! \n
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    --This talkative Sister and I apparently knew each other before.\n--Can't they tell summer clothes from winter clothes?!\n
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    There's a reason why I say "apparently."\n
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    I don't have any memories before two weeks ago.\n
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    And, for other reasons, I've been\nkeeping that a secret from others.\n
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    I especially can't allow this\nSister to catch on to the fact.\n
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    After all, she directed her\ntears and her smiles at me\n
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    before I lost my memories.\n
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    Toma! What are you looking the other way for?!\n
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    I should mention that since\nI am living a life of abstinence,\n
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    I am forbidden from\npartaking of any luxury foods!\n
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    Well, never mind, then.\nThere's no sense in forcing you to eat it.\n
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    Sure, I may be forbidden,\nbut since I am purely in training,\n
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    there is still some level\nof difficulty (or not)\n
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    in conducting\nmyself perfectly.\n
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    As such, it suggests the possibility\nthat under the circumstances,\n
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    ice cream might accidentally\nbe shoveled into my mouth, Toma!\n
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    Woo-hoo!\n
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    Quite the fancy discussion\nyou're having there, Kami.\n
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    By the way, who is this?\n
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    Huh...?\n
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    What gives with the brain attack?\n
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    Did the heat get to you,\nand chase your memories away?\n
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    I'm kidding! Memory loss is the\nspecial purview of crazy vibe girls.\n
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    So, really, who is the little one there?\n
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    Let me guess, is it a\ndude dressed up as a chick?\n
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    Kind of flat-chested for a girl, huh?\n
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    G-Guys, there are some things you just don't say!\n
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    Just because she's a bit pee-wee sized...\n
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    Toma...\n
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    I am a nun, with the English Puritan Church.\n
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    If you have anything to repent of,\nI will hear you out now.\n
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    "Closed for Remodeling"\n
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    "MacRonall Hamburgers Drive-thru"\n
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    ♪ Shakes! Shakes! ♪\n
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    ♪ I've got three shakes! ♪\n
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    --♪ Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry! ♪\n
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    --Hate to impose, Kami.\n--♪ Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry! ♪\n
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    Thanks, man.\n
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    And it ends up all being my treat.\nJust my luck.\n
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    Toma! Over here!\n
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    Wow, way to find an empty--\n
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    This doesn't look right.\nThis does not look right.\n
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    I-Is something the matter?\n
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    Ugh...\n
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    Ugh? Are you in some kind of pain?\n
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    I ate myself to ruin.\n
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    Start with rock! Rock paper\nscissors! Rock paper scissors!\n
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    All right!\n
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    Um, how do you mean, you ate yourself to ruin?\n
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    Hamburgers, ¥100 each.\n
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    I had a lot of bargain coupons.\n
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    Mm-hmm.\n
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    In no time, I'd ordered thirty of them.\n
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    A bit too much of a bargain, huh, dummy?\n
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    Er, that is, I didn't mean it like that, I...\n
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    --I comfort-binged.\n
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    --Huh?\n--I comfort-binged.\n
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    Return train fare is ¥600.\n
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    Yeah, and...?\n
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    All I have is ¥500.\n
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    Which means...?\n
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    I was reckless, and bought too much...\n
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    ...which is why I comfort-binged.\n
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    Couldn't you have borrowed your\ntrain fare before this all started?\n
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    Oh...! That's a fine idea.\n
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    She's a hottie!\n
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    Let me snap some.\n
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    W-Why are you looking at me?\n
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    I mean, don't use that expectant look on me!\n
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    Can't you spare ¥100?\n
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    No. I can't lend what I can't lend.\n
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    Tch, can't even loan me ¥100...\n
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    Well, hey, who's the dummy\nwho doesn't even have ¥100?!\n
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    A natural response to a\npriestess as beautiful as she is.\n
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    You've grown up, Kami.\n
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    Beautiful?\n
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    I need ¥100, on account of my beauty.\n
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    Cut that out! Shut up! \n
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    These guys have\nalready taken me to the cleaners.\n
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    I can't afford any more!\n
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    ¥100?\n
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    Ah! She's asking me!\n
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    ¥100!\n
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    Why is she asking me, too?\n
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    You took my picture.\n
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    Whoa, you're charging me?\nYou're going to take my money for that?\n
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    Hmm, the priestesses in\nthis town are in it for the publicity.\n
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    I'm not a priestess.\n
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    Huh? Anyone looking at you would\nsay you're a full-blown priestess.\n
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    I am a magician.\n
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    A magician?!\nWhat do you mean, magician?!\n
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    Don't dance around it,\ngive me your specialty, your sect,\n
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    your magic name, and\nyour order name, you dummy!\n
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    And in the getup you're in,\n
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    you'd better at least pass yourself\noff as an eastern astrologist!\n
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    Okay, that.\n
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    We all get that the priestess is\na former priestess turned magician,\n
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    so take it easy.\n
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    Toma, your attitude is completely\ndifferent from when you met me.\n
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    Huh? That's all she's saying.\nWhere's the harm in that?\n
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    With me, you stripped off all of my clothes\n
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    in order to prove that I was the real thing.\n
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    Huh? What's she talking about, Kami?\n
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    Hey, who are these guys?\n
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    And when did they get here?\n
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    I need ¥100.\n
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    Are these people acquaintances of yours?\n
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    Mm-hmm, they're my cram school teachers.\n
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    Cram school teachers?\n
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    Yeah, well why are cram school\nteachers looking after a student?\n
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    Toma, is something wrong?\n
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    You went and mentioned me stripping you down.\n
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    If it gets out that we live together...\n
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    Yeah, but...\n
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    Then again, who knew that Kamijo\nToma had such awful friends?\n
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    Toma!\n
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    Here, looky here!\n
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    "Someone please take me home"\n
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    An abandoned cat, huh?\n
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    Toma, listen...\n
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    No.\n
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    Toma, I haven't even said anything.\n
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    We can't keep it.\n
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    Why not? Why can't we keep Sphinx?\n
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    Pets aren't allowed in\nthe student dorms, so Sphinx...\n
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    Hey, don't go naming it already!\n
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    --No way! I'm keeping him!\nI'm keeping him! I'm keeping him!\n
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    --I said no, and I mean it.\n--No way! I'm keeping him! I'm keeping him! I'm keeping him!\n
[10:50] ---
    --I said no, and I mean it.\n--I'm keeping him!\n
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    You see? You scared him,\nand he ran away, didn't he?\n
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    It's your fault, Toma!\n
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    Who, me?\n
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    Japanese shamisens have skins from cats stretched over them, right?
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    This whole country does\nnothing but terrible things to cats!\n
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    If you want to go there, \nyour country chases foxes around, don't they?\n
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    Foxhunts are a proud and fabled...\n
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    What is that?\n
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    The flow of magic is\nbeing drawn together nearby.\n
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    --Huh?\n
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    --Its attribute is Earth,\n--Huh?\n
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    and its coloration is green...\nIs it a runic formula?\n
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    Hey, Index!\n
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    It feels like someone is setting up a magic circle.\n
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    Toma, you go on home without me.\n
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    Go on home, she tells me...\n
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    What is this?\n
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    You should know that.\nThey're runes. Runes to keep people away.\n
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    Long time no see, Kamijo Toma.\n
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    Long time no see, Kamijo Toma.\n
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    Who is this guy?\n
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    Hmph, not even a hello? Mm-hmm,\nthat's how our relationship should be.\n
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    Index!\n
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    You don't have to worry about her.\n
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    She just discovered a flow of magical force,\n
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    and went off to investigate, right?\n
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    What the hell sort of world did I live in?\n
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    Every day, I was mixed up\nin unusual stuff like sorcery.\n
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    So, what do you want from me?\n
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    Don't you laugh me off. I'll kill you!\n
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    Imagine... Breaker...\n
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    That's it. That's the look.\n
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    That is the relationship we have, right?\n
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    We can't have ourselves getting all chummy,\njust because we fought on the same side once.\n
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    What do you think you're doing?\n
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    It's a confidential matter.\n
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    Huh?!\n
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    Catch.\n
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    Have you ever heard of Misawa\nCram School, the college prep school?\n
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    Misawa Cram School?\n
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    There's a girl being held captive there.\n
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    Captive?!\n
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    Apparently, Misawa Cram School has now become\n
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    a pseudo-religion that centers\naround the worship of science.\n
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    Their teachings notwithstanding,\n
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    Misawa Cram School has been taken over.\n
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    This time, by a bona-fide,\nhonest-to-goodness sorcerer-- \n
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    or rather, more precisely, \n
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    an alchemist of the Zurich school of alchemy.\n
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    The real deal?\n
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    Yeah. It sounds like a bunch of\ndubious hot air to me, too.\n
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    Hang on a second...\n
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    You seem to be more than\ntaking this in stride, aren't you?\n
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    This is bad. If he realizes\nI don't have my memories...\n
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    I actually listen to what you\nsay for once, and this is what I get?\n
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    Are you the type who is never satisfied\n
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    unless you get interrupted in\nthe middle of your conversation?\n
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    Well, whatever.\n
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    I have no problem with this\nmatter progressing smoothly.\n
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    The alchemist's name is Aureolus Izzard.\n
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    He dropped out of sight about three years ago.\n
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    Wherever and whatever he\nwas doing for these last three years,\n
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    he has all of a sudden sprung back up.\n
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    For what reason?\n
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    Yes. The reason for that is what's important.\n
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    His objective is the Deep Blood \n
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    being held captive in Misawa Cram School.\n
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    Deep Blood?\n
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    The ability that she possesses\nto kill "a certain creature."\n
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    What do you mean, a certain creature?\n
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    They go by many names.\nTo put it simply, I mean vampires.\n
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    Vampires?!\n
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    Do those things really exist?\n
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    Not even we sorcerers know all of the details.\n
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    However, Deep Blood is what is\nknown as the power to kill vampires.\n
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    Which means that first,\none must come into contact with vampires.\n
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    For that to happen,\nnothing is more important\n
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    than to be in possession\nof this Deep Blood, am I right?\n
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    So what are you trying to tell me?\n
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    I am in a bad situation,\nwhere I have to launch a commando raid\n
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    on Misawa Cram School,\nand bring the Deep Blood out with me.\n
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    I wish you wouldn't nod so easily.\nYou're coming with me, after all.\n
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    Huh?!\n
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    I don't think you can say no, either.\nIf you don't obey,\n
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    then I will have to start considering\nretrieving Index from you.\n
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    The role that Necessarius has\nbestowed on you is that of "shackles,"\n
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    to ensure that Index does not betray them.\n
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    But if you do not obey, it does not work.\n
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    Are you serious about what you're saying?\n
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    Hmph, you can do as you please.\n
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    It is your choice.\n
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    We're home!\n
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    --Listen, Index...\n--Say, Toma...\n
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    G-Go ahead.\n
[16:42] ---
    Mm-hmm, as it happens...\n
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    Um, your tummy is...\n
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    Mm-hmm. I think I'm stuffed. \n
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    My, how much you've grown\nsince last I saw you, Miss Index.\n
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    I am a growing young lady, after all.\n
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    All right, you!\nWhat are you hiding under there?\n
[17:09] ---
    I-I'm not hiding anything.\n
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    I-I swear on our Father, who art in\nHeaven, that a Sister would not lie.\n
[17:21] ---
    Is that how deep your\nreligious devotion runs, then?\n
[17:23] ---
    Get that stray cat out of here, right now!\n
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    Sphinx!\n
[17:29] ---
    Hey!\n
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    Toma, these clothes are called a "Walking Church."\n
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    So what if they are?\n
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    A church freely extends a\nhand of salvation to the lost sheep.\n
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    As such, this church has taken in Sphinx here,\n
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    who was out wandering in the streets. Amen.\n
[17:48] ---
    So, what, are you going to just\npour kitty litter out of your sleeves?\n
[17:53] ---
    Never you mind! I've decided that\nthe church is sheltering Sphinx!\n
[17:57] ---
    You've got no sense of planning ahead!\nDon't just decide that!\n
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    It will be fine!\n
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    Why, you...!\n
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    What choice do I have?\nYou can keep him.\n
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    Ah, our Father, who art in Heaven,\n
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    it appears that Your light\nof warmth has finally reached\n
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    the savage, unfeeling, cold-blooded Toma.\n
[18:28] ---
    Now, look...\n
[18:29] ---
    Oh, come to think of it, Toma,\nweren't you going to say something?\n
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    Oh, right. I guess I must have\nleft my reference manual somewhere.\n
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    I'm going out to look for it,\nso will you keep an eye on things here?\n
[18:43] ---
    Mm-hmm, sure. \n
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    There we go.\n
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    Do not let the cat go out.\n
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    Uh-huh.\n
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    Sphinx, there you go, that's a good kitty.\n
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    What are you doing?\n
[19:10] ---
    I thought I would leave\nInnocentus here, to protect her.\n
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    There's no guarantee that while\nwe're off at Misawa Cram School,\n
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    some other sorcerers won't come\nto take Index away with them.\n
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    She's such a handful to take care of.\n
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    Do you... have a thing for Index?\n
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    Wha-- Of all the things to come out and ask!\n
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    Sh-She's just the object of my protection,\n
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    not at all the object of my affection!\n
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    So, I, um...\n
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    Okay then.\n
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    I don't know how I felt about Index,\n
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    or how I treated her before I lost my memories.\n
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    I have no choice but\nto desperately keep up the act\n
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    of just being myself.\n
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    I guess you might call it just my luck, huh?\n
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    Almost like there are two of me.\n
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    This is Misawa Cram School?\n
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    It doesn't look especially sinister.\n
[20:14] ---
    It doesn't look sinister, does it?\n
[20:16] ---
    Huh?\n
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    However, the building itself\nforms the alchemist's powerful barrier.\n
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    He's strong, is he?\n
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    Aureolus Izzard... He's a\ndescendent of Paracelsus himself.\n
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    What do you know about alchemists?\n
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    They turn lead into gold, and\nbrew elixirs of immortality, and stuff.\n
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    Yeah, that's about right. \n
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    But alchemists have\nalways had one, ultimate goal.\n
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    To simulate the entire world.\n
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    What does that mean?\n
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    If you could take whatever\nyou could imagine in your head\n
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    and bring it out into the real world,\nwhat do you think would happen?\n
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    Huh? You mean,\nI could bring out anything I wanted to?\n
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    There's no way you could beat something like that.\n
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    So, what will you do?\nStay here and keep watch?\n
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    If you're going to help me, \n
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    you need to know the Deep Blood's\nname and face now, ahead of time.\n
[21:17] ---
    Here. To be honest, I have a hard\ntime telling easterners' faces apart.\n
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    Apparently, her name is Himegami Aisa.\n
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    You're kidding, right?\n
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    It's surprisingly normal in here, huh?\n
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    Well, sure. On the surface, they are\ndoing business as a prep school.\n
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    Huh? What's that over there?\n
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    A robot? Is it broken?\n
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    What do you mean? There's nothing here.\n
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    I do think it's a good\nidea to move along, though.\n
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    O-Okay...\n
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    But then, I suppose to you,\nit would be something unusual.\n
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    Robots would fall under\nthe domain of science, right?\n
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    What are you talking about?\n
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    This is just a dead body.\n
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    *Hey, do you hear that? *
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    *You're wandering through memories *
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    *Hey, if you can live your lives *
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    *believing in your own hearts, *
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    *then even though *
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    *you may live in different worlds, *
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    *as long as you have something to preserve... *
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    *For whose sake is the helping hand that you extend? *
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    *The mana of thousands of lives released *
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    *Their motions and their gazes *
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    *are heart wrenching *
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    *I won't let go *
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    "Preview"\n
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    "Preview"\nOn the other side of the coin lurks the alchemist's scheme.\n
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    The Thirteen Knights stand to oppose him.\n
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    What is the true objective of Himegami Aisa,\nthe one who is being held captive?\n
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    Next time, "Ars Magna."\n
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    When science and magic cross paths,\nthe story begins.\n