E1 - Last Chance

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[00:09] Bam/Id
    Rachel pushed me?
[00:11] Hwaryun
    You poor man.
[00:14] Hwaryun
    And you possess a power
    anyone would love to have.
[00:19] Bam
    I don't care about that anymore.
[00:24] Hwaryun
    You could become a savior or
    even the god of this tower.
[00:28] Hwaryun
    You hold the key to knowing everything
    about this world, and yet...
[00:32] Bam
    What I want to know is—
[00:35] Hwaryun
    Then climb.
[00:43] Hwaryun
    It's your only option.
[00:45] Hwaryun
    You want to know what about the
    tower drove her and you mad.
[00:54] Hwaryun
    You want to know all the answers.
[01:11] Hwaryun
    They're at the top of the tower.
[01:15] Hwaryun
    If you want answers, then
    I will make you stronger.
[01:20] Bam
    There are no answers at the top of the tower.
[01:24] Bam
    I will find the answers.
[01:27] Bam
    I will decide.
[01:29] Bam
    That's why I climb.
[01:33] Hwaryun
    Welcome to the Tower of God.
[01:35] Hwaryun
    You may call me Hwaryun.
[01:38] Hwaryun
    Let's go.
[01:49] Hwaryun
    The end of the Tower is beginning.
[01:51] Retainer A
    Glory to the great Jahad!
[01:54] All
    Glory!
[01:56] Alumik
    Salute the great Yuri Jahad!
[02:07] Alumik
    We've been waiting for you, Your Highness.
[02:09] Yuri
    Another ostentatious welcome.
[02:12] Yuri
    Where is my sister Repellista? Sleeping?
[02:16] Alumik
    She's with a guest.
[02:17] Maschenny
    If you hate ostentatious welcomes so
    much, then quit being a princess, Yuri.
[02:22] Yuri
    You're here, Maschenny?
[02:25] Maschenny
    Congratulations, Yuri.
[02:27] Maschenny
    I heard you recovered Green April.
[02:30] Maschenny
    Father was delighted.
[02:33] Yuri
    Oh, really?
[02:35] Maschenny
    Don't you think two is too great a
    responsibility for a child like you?
[02:40] Yuri
    You're getting old. Why don't you give
    Yellow May to me and take it easy?
[02:49] Maschenny
    She's such a child.
[02:53] Alumik
    You two sisters are so close.
[03:05] Repellista
    Yuri, congratulations on
    recovering Green April.
[03:08] Yuri
    Everywhere I go, that's all people say.
[03:11] Repellista
    Garam was the last one to possess
    two of the 13 Month Series.
[03:15] Repellista
    You already have two.
    Why not collect all of them?
[03:18] Yuri
    I'm not interested in that sort of thing.
[03:21] Repellista
    So, why did you come to see me?
[03:26] Yuri
    I have a request.
[03:28] Repellista
    Don't tell me you want
    me to look for that boy.
[03:34] Repellista
    He's dead, isn't he?
[03:36] Yuri
    He earned my respect.
[03:38] Yuri
    He wouldn't die so easily.
[03:41] Repellista
    If you insist, then I'll look for him.
[03:44] Repellista
    But in exchange, I want you
    to acquire this for me.
[03:48] Yuri
    We have a deal.
[04:02] Repellista
    Well, I won't be bored anymore.
[04:06] Repellista
    The Prince of Jahad will return soon.
[05:43] Wangnan/Id
    The 20th floor of the Tower,
[05:45] Wangnan/Id
    where the Regulars who have already
    been permitted to enter the Tower
[05:49] Wangnan/Id
    are screened once again.
[05:51] Wangnan/Id
    Unless you pass the test and achieve
    E-rank, you can't climb any higher.
[05:59] Wangnan/Id
    Due to the difficulty of the
    test and the massive exam fee,
[06:03] Wangnan/Id
    it's become a garbage dump for those
    who have given up on the Tower.
[06:09] Wangnan/Id
    It's crawling with monsters who
    feed on the dreams of those losers.
[06:14] Wangnan/Id
    That's the kind of place it is.
[06:15] Nia
    Ouch...
[06:16] Nia
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[06:19] Nia
    Are you all right?
[06:21] Wangnan
    Don't worry about me. Are you hurt?
[06:26] Wangnan/Id
    They say the E-rank screening exam
    is the narrow gate to heaven.
[06:30] Announce
    The test will begin shortly.
[06:33] Wangnan/Id
    Many Regulars give up.
[06:36] Wangnan/Id
    It's a wall they can't overcome.
[06:39] Wangnan
    So why don't I try breaking it all?
[06:42] Wangnan
    I will become the king of this—
[06:59] Wangnan/Id
    I will become the king of this Tower.
[07:07] Wangnan
    Damn that flamethrower woman!
[07:10] Wangnan
    When I'm king, I'll make her barbecue
    in the kitchen all day long.
[07:13] Wangnan
    Damn it! I failed again because of her!
[07:17] Wangnan
    Damn, damn, damn!
[07:20] Kim Lurker
    Sir, I've come for the money I lent you.
[07:27] Wangnan
    Hold on. I'll get it for you right away.
[07:36] Kim Lurker
    A fireball?
[07:38] Kim Lurker
    Were you trying to blind
    me with a child's toy?
[07:42] Kim Lurker
    Did you think you could escape me by
    moving and changing your phone number?
[07:48] Kim Lurker
    We know everything about you.
[07:51] Kim Lurker
    We know what you ate and where you've been.
[07:54] Wangnan/Id
    Damn stalker.
[07:57] Kim Lurker
    So, how was the test?
    No, I needn't bother asking.
[08:01] Kim Lurker
    You're going to return all the exam
    fees you've borrowed until now.
[08:05] Wangnan
    Okay, okay! I'll pay you back!
[08:07] Kim Lurker
    How? You couldn't pay it back working
    a hundred years in a normal job.
[08:12] Wangnan
    I'll do whatever it takes, okay?!
[08:16] Kim Lurker
    Okay, I'll give you one last chance.
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[08:20] Kim Lurker
    In exchange, sign this.
[08:22] Wangnan
    Huh?
[08:24] Wangnan
    Liver diet...
[08:26] Wangnan
    Lung diet, heart diet, eye diet...
[08:31] Wangnan
    This is just organ trading!
[08:33] Kim Lurker
    It's the newest slimming treatment.
[08:36] Kim Lurker
    It'll make you skinny.
[08:37] Wangnan
    I'd be nothing but skin and bones!
[08:40] Kim Lurker
    You want to give up, then?
[08:43] Kim Lurker
    You'd better pass the next one, sir.
[08:47] Wangnan
    I'll pay you back by tomo—
[08:50] Nia
    Excuse me. I'm here to deliver your ramen.
[08:56] Nia
    You're that guy...
[08:57] Kim Lurker
    Thanks. Take this.
[09:00] Nia
    Thank you.
[09:02] Kim Lurker
    Don't thank me.
[09:05] Kim Lurker
    After all, he's gonna pay me back
    for all of it... with his body.
[09:12] Kim Lurker
    See you later.
[09:16] Wangnan
    Damn it!
[09:17] Nia
    Huh?
[09:18] Wangnan
    If I'd known this would happen, I would've
    ordered more sweet and sour pork.
[09:21] Nia
    You should eat it before it gets cold.
[09:24] Wangnan
    You're right.
[09:29] Nia
    Um, I'm sorry about the other—
[09:32] Wangnan
    Why do you deliver food?
[09:34] Nia
    Because I like making ramen.
[09:37] Wangnan
    You're not going to take the E-rank exam?
[09:40] Nia
    I've taken it a few times.
[09:43] Wangnan
    But the test's difficult as hell and you're
    buried in debt from exam fees, right?
[09:49] Nia
    Something like that.
[09:51] Wangnan
    I thought I could pass it this time.
[09:56] Wangnan
    But I ended up with someone from some
    family or other and ended up here.
[10:01] Nia
    That sounds tough.
[10:03] Wangnan
    But as long as we're alive, let's not give up.
[10:07] Nia
    Huh?
[10:08] Wangnan
    The guys at the top of the Tower and the
    guys living in obscurity on the 20th floor...
[10:12] Wangnan
    The only difference is whether
    you've given up or not.
[10:18] Wangnan
    Thanks for the meal.
[10:20] Nia
    You're welcome.
[10:22] Nia
    You can have this.
[10:24] Wangnan
    Huh?
SIGN    Coupon
[10:25] Nia
    An advance celebration from me,
    for when you pass the exam.
[10:29] Nia
    I'll be waiting for your order.
[10:31] Nia
    I'll sneak you some eggs, on the house.
[10:34] Wangnan
    Thanks! When I'm king, I'll build
    you an awesome ramen shop!
[10:50] Wangnan
    Okay.
[10:51] Announcer
    The first exam is a 30-minute survival game.
[10:55] Announcer
    One test taker will enter
    every three minutes.
[10:59] Announcer
    Please enter in the order of the
    numbers drawn by lottery earlier.
[11:04] Announcer
    Those still remaining in the
    testing area after 30 minutes
[11:08] Announcer
    will move on to the next test.
[11:09] Announcer
    Regulars are permitted to attack one another.
[11:14] Announcer
    Those we deem incapacitated
    will fail the test.
[11:22] Wangnan/Id
    Once the doors open, I'm charging in.
[11:24] Wangnan/Id
    Damn it. This is my last chance.
[11:27] Wangnan/Id
    I am the fighting dog of the Regulars!
[11:31] Wangnan
    I am Ja Wangnan!
[11:43] Wangnan
    Huh?
[11:44] Wangnan
    What?!
[11:52] Wangnan/Id
    What? Did this guy take
    them all out by himself?
[12:05] Wangnan/Id
    This is bad. If I fail here, I'll turn
    into nothing but skin and bones.
[12:08] Wangnan/Id
    Just skin and bones. Just skin and bones!
[12:13] Wangnan/Id
    Anything but that! Think, think, think!
[12:18] Wangnan
    Hey, you're pretty good.
[12:21] Wangnan
    But I wouldn't keep fighting if I were you.
[12:24] Wangnan
    Are you gonna defeat everyone
    who steps through those doors?
[12:26] Wangnan
    You should preserve your
    strength for the next test.
[12:35] Wangnan
    Here's some advice.
[12:37] Wangnan
    Why don't you stop this pointless
    fighting and wait for time to pass?
[12:40] Wangnan
    In fact, why don't we work together?
[12:43] Wangnan/Id
    I call it the "Attach Myself
    to Someone Strong" Strategy!
[12:48] Wangnan
    My name is Ja Wangnan.
[12:50] Wangnan/Id
    Take the bait, take the bait!
[13:02] Wangnan/Id
    Did it work?
[13:09] Wangnan
    Where are you from? What's your name?
[13:15] Wangnan
    Don't feel like answering, huh?
[13:18] Wangnan
    The next person's here!
[13:20] Wangnan
    On my signal, we'll attack at once.
[13:23] Wangnan
    Here we go! One, two, three...
[13:31] Wangnan
    Here's some advice!
[13:39] Wangnan/Id
    Seriously? Well, nothing beats
    avoiding pointless fighting.
[13:44] Wangnan
    This time!
[13:54] Wangnan
    This time!
[13:55] Miseng
    Goseng! You're taking the test?
[13:59] Goseng
    Yes. You, too?
[14:05] Wangnan/Id
    Put those goo-goo eyes away!
[14:07] Wangnan/Id
    Hold on. Is the E-rank exam supposed
    to be this peaceful and carefree?
[14:14] Wangnan/Id
    Do these guys think they can pass
    with this frivolous attitude?
[14:17] Wangnan/Id
    No, wait. Shouldn't we thin out the
    competition as much as possible?
[14:22] Miseng
    I'm glad.
[14:23] Miseng
    I was nervous, but everyone seems so nice.
[14:28] Wangnan
    Hey! Don't get the wrong idea.
[14:30] Miseng
    Huh?
[14:32] Wangnan
    I'm risking my life here.
[14:33] Wangnan
    Here's some advice to help
    you get through here.
[14:37] Wangnan
    Don't get too friendly with anyone.
[14:40] Wangnan
    If you don't understand that,
    then I don't mind knocking you flat here.
[14:43] Goseng
    Hey, don't!
[14:45] Wangnan
    I'm telling her this for her sake.
[14:48] Wangnan
    Her lukewarm thinking will get
    her killed before she knows it.
[14:53] Wangnan
    You see it a lot.
[14:54] Wangnan
    People blessed with allies
    make it to the 20th floor,
[14:58] Wangnan
    but their allies abandon
    them once they're useless.
[15:03] Wangnan
    Huh?
[15:04] Miseng
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm useless.
[15:10] Miseng
    I have to climb the Tower
    to see my mom and dad.
[15:15] Goseng
    It's okay. Come on, wipe your tears.
[15:31] Akraptor
    I guess I'm the last one.
[15:35] Wangnan
    Apparently.
[15:37] Akraptor
    A few were taken out already? What idiots.
[15:40] Akraptor
    Don't be so nervous.
[15:43] Akraptor
    I know. You decided to stop
    wasting your energy, didn't you?
[15:47] Wangnan
    Yeah.
[15:50] Akraptor
    Smart.
[15:51] Wangnan/Id
    Is he a pacifist?
[15:54] Akraptor
    But I don't know about this group.
[15:56] Wangnan
    Huh?
[15:56] Akraptor
    What if the next test is teams?
[15:59] Akraptor
    Wouldn't the woman and kid get in the way?
[16:04] Akraptor
    What do you think? Will you walk
    out of here on your own two legs?
[16:09] Akraptor
    I see. Then let's settle
    this peacefully with a vote.
[16:13] Akraptor
    Raise your hand if you think
    the hindrances should leave.
[16:20] Wangnan
    I agree.
[16:23] Wangnan
    Get out of here, silver.
[16:27] Wangnan
    What? If we're getting rid of anyone,
[16:29] Wangnan
    it should be the strongest,
    scummiest test takers, right?
[16:33] Wangnan
    Raise your hand if you agree with me.
[16:36] Goseng
    I agree.
[16:38] Wangnan
    That's three votes. What about you?
[16:41] Kang Horyang
    I...
[16:42] Viole
    There's no need for a vote.
[16:46] Wangnan
    He speaks.
[16:48] Viole
    All of you will leave.
[16:50] Wangnan
    What?
[16:56] Akraptor
    Hey, kid.
[17:09] Akraptor
    What did you just say?
[17:11] Akraptor
    I'm not leaving without a fight.
[17:24] Akraptor
    I doubt we can resolve this peacefully.
[17:27] Wangnan/Id
    This guy's strong as hell,
    but it's five against one.
[17:32] Wangnan/Id
    How's he going to fight us?
[17:34] Kang Horyang
    Don't.
[17:36] Kang Horyang
    No one on the 20th floor would
    be easily defeated by you.
[17:39] Kang Horyang
    Don't bother with this pointless fight.
[17:42] Viole
    This won't be a fight.
[17:44] Viole
    I'm going to make you fail. That's all.
[17:49] Kang Horyang
    Don't regret this.
[17:57] Akraptor
    Sorry 'bout that. I was aiming for him.
[18:01] Wangnan/Id
    I knew this would be crazy.
[18:04] Wangnan/Id
    But wait, is this lucky for me?
[18:16] Kang Horyang
    This jerk...
[18:17] Akraptor
    What? I just made another mistake.
[18:20] Kang Horyang
    In that case...
[18:36] Wangnan
    He's a Wave Controller?
[18:38] Goseng
    Look!
[18:40] Goseng
    That crest... He's FUG!
[18:42] Wangnan
    FUG?
[18:43] Miseng
    That group that opposes Jahad?
[18:46] Goseng
    Yes. They're the biggest crime syndicate.
[18:51] Goseng
    It's my first time seeing it, so I'm not sure,
[18:54] Goseng
    but I think that's the Slayer
    pattern worn by FUG members.
[18:58] Wangnan
    No way. A FUG member wouldn't
    be on the 20th floor!
[19:02] Goseng
    I said I wasn't sure!
[19:05] Wangnan
    All that's certain is we're as good as dead.
[19:11] Akraptor
    Hey. If we don't do something,
    we're all screwed.
[19:16] Akraptor
    Can you immobilize him?
[19:18] Akraptor
    If you can, I can end this with one shot.
[19:21] Akraptor
    You in?
[19:22] Kang Horyang
    I have no choice.
[19:33] Kang Horyang
    Strong Shield.
[19:37] Kang Horyang
    Now!
[19:38] Akraptor
    All right!
[19:48] Kang Horyang
    Crap!
[19:53] Wangnan
    We never stood a chance.
[19:57] Wangnan
    If we can keep away from him
    for the remaining time, we win!
[20:05] Wangnan
    You're kidding, right?
    There's still 20 more seconds?!
[20:11] Wangnan
    Stay back, stay back, stay back!
[20:13] Wangnan
    I have to climb the Tower!
[20:15] Wangnan
    I'm gonna reach the top of the Tower!
[20:29] Wangnan/Id
    The others' crazy attacks
    didn't make him flinch,
[20:32] Wangnan/Id
    so why did cheap little bombs stop him?
[20:34] Akraptor
    Why are you just standing there?!
[20:37] Akraptor
    Hit him again! Don't let this chance go!
[20:43] Akraptor
    Just do it!
[20:45] Wangnan
    Fine!
[20:59] Wangnan
    What the hell is this?
[21:08] Wangnan
    Is he healing his injuries?
[21:22] Announce
    The first test is over.
[21:24] Announce
    Please cease fighting.
[21:26] Announce
    Anyone who continues to fight after the
    end of the test will be disqualified.
[21:31] Announce
    Please cease fighting.
[21:34] Announce
    Those still remaining on the stage,
    please enter the elevator.
[21:41] Wangnan
    It's over.
[21:46] Akraptor
    Let him go first.
[21:48] Wangnan
    I'm not getting in an elevator with him.
SIGN    Watching Episode 1
[23:44] Wangnan
    Wow, I spoke so much this episode.
[23:48] Wangnan
    My gut is practically bursting with dialogue.
    Does that make me the protagonist?
SIGN    Protagonist?
[23:52] Wangnan
    Ja Wangnan? More like The Leading Man!