E3 - Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

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SIGN    Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
SIGN    Adam Smith
SIGN    Ijuin Wataru 91 Kushida Kikyo 90 Sakura Airi 90 Hirata Yosuke 90
SIGN    Chemistry Horikita Suzune 100 Yukimura Teruhiko 98 Mori Nene 93
SIGN    Midterm Test Results Chemistry
SIGN    Horikita Suzune 100 Yukimura Teruhiko 98 Mori Nene 93 Koenji Rokusuke 92 Ijuin Wataru 90 Wang Mei-yu 90 Hasebe Haruka 87 Kushida Kikyo 85 Hirata Yosuke 85 Hondo Ryotaro 85 Matsushita Chiaki 85 Miyake Akito 85 Karuizawa Kei 83
SIGN    Miyamoto Soshi 83 Sato Maya 80 Shinohara Satsuki 80 Onodera Kayano 78 Ike Kanji 73 Sakura Airi 73 Okiya Kyosuke 70 Sotomura Hideo 70 Ayanokoji Kiyotaka 65 Sudo Ken 65 Yamauchi Haruki 65 Inogashira Kokoro 60
[00:20] yama
    We owe it all to you, Kushida-chan!
[00:22] sudo
    Yeah, you really saved our butts this time.
[00:24] kushi
    Oh, gosh... I didn't do anything...
[00:27] ike
    Angel...
[00:28] ike
    Kushida-chan, you're our angel!
[00:34] hori
    Ayanokoji-kun.
[00:36] hori
    Exactly what did you do?
SIGN    Three Days Before the Test
[02:17] (Flashback) sudo
    Sounds great to me! Bring it on!
[02:20] (Flashback) ishi
    What era did you step out
    of with that thug act?
[02:23] (Flashback) ishi
    So lame.
[02:24] (Flashback) ryu
    You are a pathetically ugly creature.
[02:27] (Flashback) sudo
    Say that again!
[02:29] aya
    Kushida asked me to invite him
    to her study group, but...
[02:36] (Flashback) sudo
    Let me go!
[02:37] (Flashback) ryu
    I can't wait to see how many from your class
    will be expelled after the upcoming test.
[02:44] (Flashback) ryu
    I bet the first will be...
[03:00] (Flashback) sudo
    I hope you've said your prayers.
[03:02] (Flashback) ichi
    Both sides, stop right there!
[03:04] (Flashback) sudo
    The hell do you want?!
[03:06] (Flashback) sudo
    Stay out of this!
[03:07] (Flashback) ichi
    As a student of this school, I cannot
    allow violence to pass under my watch.
[03:13] (Flashback) ichi
    If you insist on fighting regardless,
[03:16] (Flashback) ichi
    I'm going to call security.
[03:19] (Flashback) ryu
    Ichinose, this isn't a fight.
[03:22] (Flashback) ryu
    We're the victims here.
[03:24] (Flashback) ichi
    Are you sure?
[03:25] (Flashback) ichi
    It looked to me like you goaded
    him into it, Ryuen-kun.
[03:29] (Flashback) ichi
    If you keep this up, I'll have
    to report this to the school.
[03:37] (Flashback) ryu
    Hey, monkey.
[03:38] (Flashback) sudo
    You son of a...
[03:39] (Flashback) ryu
    I think you'll make a nice plaything.
[03:42] (Flashback) sudo
    Hey!
[03:42] (Flashback) sudo
    You running away?
[03:44] (Flashback) sudo
    Hey, you!
[03:46] (Flashback) sudo
    I told you to—
[03:48] (Flashback) aya
    Sudo.
[03:51] (Flashback) ichi
    Listen up.
[03:52] (Flashback) ichi
    Don't let Ryuen-kun bait you, okay?
[03:55] (Flashback) sudo
    You shut the hell up.
[03:58] (Flashback) ichi
    Sorry for the scare! It's okay now!
[04:02] (Flashback) girls
    Ichinose-san, thanks!
[04:05] (Flashback) ichi
    No more causing trouble for others, okay?
[04:08] (Flashback) ichi
    That's all!
[04:10] (Flashback) ---
    Damn it!
[04:13] (Flashback) aya
    Sudo, do you have some time now?
[04:15] (Flashback) aya
    Kushida's studying in the—
[04:17] (Flashback) sudo
    Pass.
[04:18] (Flashback) sudo
    I've got club.
[04:21] (Flashback) aya
    Ike and Yamauchi are both in on it now.
[04:24] (Flashback) aya
    Hey... Will you be all right on your own?
[04:27] (Flashback) sudo
    Scrambling at this point
    won't get me anywhere.
[04:35] (Flashback) boy
    Sudo!
[04:37] (Flashback) boy
    What's wrong with you?
[04:39] (Flashback) sudo
    Sorry!
[04:48] (Flashback) hori
    Sudo-kun.
[04:50] (Flashback) hori
    Might I have a minute?
[04:52] (Flashback) hori
    Are you planning to leave school for good?
[04:55] (Flashback) sudo
    Give it a rest.
[04:57] (Flashback) hori
    You don't mind not playing
    basketball anymore?
[05:02] (Flashback) hori
    I've summarized the main topics
    from class in this notebook.
[05:09] (Flashback) hori
    I'm teaching you for my sake.
[05:12] (Flashback) hori
    You should study for yours.
[05:15] (Flashback) hori
    That way you can continue
    playing basketball at this school.
SIGN    Two Days Before the Test
[05:24] (Flashback) kushi
    Ayanokoji-kun, I think this the first time
    you've ever invited me somewhere!
[05:28] (Flashback) kushi
    You must have a reason, right?
[05:31] (Flashback) aya
    Can you promise you won't breathe
    a word of this to anyone?
[05:33] (Flashback) kushi
    Sure!
[05:41] (Flashback) aya
    Let's go.
[05:42] (Flashback) kushi
    Sure!
[05:45] (Flashback) aya
    Excuse me. You're an upperclassman, right?
[05:48] (Flashback) aya
    I'm Ayanokoji from Class 1-D.
[05:51] (Flashback) aya
    You're in D, too, right?
[05:53] (Flashback) sen
    Yeah...
[05:54] (Flashback) aya
    The free stuff must taste pretty bad, huh?
[05:57] (Flashback) sen
    What do you want?
[06:00] (Flashback) aya
    I want to consult with you about something.
[06:02] (Flashback) aya
    Of course, I'll make it worth your while.
[06:04] (Flashback) sen
    Consult?
[06:06] (Flashback) aya
    Do you have the questions from
    your first midterm two years ago?
[06:11] (Flashback) aya
    I want you to give them to me.
[06:14] (Flashback) sen
    Why are you coming to me about this?
[06:17] (Flashback) aya
    Why else?
[06:18] (Flashback) aya
    Those low in points would be
    more likely to make a trade.
[06:24] (Flashback) ---
    And I saw you eating that foul-looking
    wild vegetable lunch set...
[06:32] (Flashback) sen
    How much will you pay?
[06:34] (Flashback) aya
    Ten thousand points. That's my upper limit.
[06:37] (Flashback) sen
    There's risk in this for me, too.
[06:39] (Flashback) sen
    I'd need 30,000 points, at the very least.
[06:42] (Flashback) aya
    I'm afraid that's not possible.
[06:44] (Flashback) sen
    No deal, then.
[06:46] (Flashback) kushi
    Wait a minute!
[06:49] (Flashback) kushi
    A friend of ours might be expelled.
[06:52] (Flashback) kushi
    Please!
[06:55] (Flashback) aya
    Ten thousand.
[06:58] (Flashback) sen
    Twenty-five thousand.
[06:59] (Flashback) aya
    Ten thousand.
[07:03] (Flashback) sen
    Twenty thousand.
[07:05] (Flashback) aya
    The offer is 10,000.
[07:09] (Flashback) sen
    Fifteen thousand.
[07:11] (Flashback) sen
    I can't possibly go any lower.
[07:13] (Flashback) aya
    Very well. It's a deal.
[07:15] (Flashback) aya
    In exchange, please include your
    quizzes from the first term.
[07:19] (Flashback) sen
    Okay.
[07:21] (Flashback) kushi
    Thank you so much!
[07:26] (Flashback) kushi
    But do you think it'll be okay?
[07:28] (Flashback) aya
    Don't worry. It's within school rules.
[07:32] (Flashback) kushi
    I suppose so...
[07:34] (Flashback) kushi
    But using old test questions
    feels like cheating to me.
[07:38] (Flashback) aya
    I disagree.
[07:40] (Flashback) aya
    Seeing his reaction confirmed to me
[07:44] (Flashback) aya
    that trading old questions between
    students is nothing unusual.
[07:48] (Flashback) kushi
    But they're still just old questions.
[07:51] (Flashback) kushi
    They might not have anything
    to do with this year's test.
[07:54] (Flashback) aya
    It may not contain the exact same questions,
[07:57] (Flashback) aya
    but I don't think they'll
    be entirely different.
[08:00] (Flashback) kushi
    Really?
[08:02] (Flashback) aya
    No need to worry.
[08:03] (Flashback) aya
    Think of it as insurance against the
    expulsion of Sudo and the others.
SIGN    First Year World History Quiz
[08:11] (Flashback) aya
    They're here. Starting with a quiz...
[08:16] (Flashback) aya
    It's the same.
[08:17] (Flashback) aya
    Right down to the letter.
[08:19] (Flashback) kushi
    Wow! What about the midterm, then?
[08:22] (Flashback) aya
    It's likely to have the same questions.
[08:24] (Flashback) kushi
    Let's show it to everyone,
    not just Sudo and the others!
[08:28] (Flashback) aya
    No, we won't show it to them yet.
[08:31] (Flashback) kushi
    Why not?
[08:32] (Flashback) aya
    Say we reveal the questions
    the day before the test.
[08:35] (Flashback) aya
    What will our classmates do then?
[08:40] (Flashback) kushi
    They'll work desperately
    to memorize the questions!
[08:42] (Flashback) aya
    Precisely.
[08:44] (Flashback) kushi
    Ayanokoji-kun, are you actually
    sharper than you let on?
[08:47] (Flashback) aya
    I'm just cunning, that's all.
[08:51] (Flashback) aya
    Hey, I'd like you to do me a favor.
[08:54] (Flashback) aya
    Could you tell them you're the
    one who got them the questions?
[08:59] (Flashback) kushi
    Sure... but are you okay with that?
[09:03] (Flashback) aya
    I don't want to stand out unnecessarily.
[09:06] (Flashback) aya
    And I think our classmates trust you more.
[09:11] (Flashback) kushi
    Okay. If that's what you want.
[09:15] (Flashback) aya
    Thanks a lot.
[09:16] (Flashback) kushi
    I guess this will be our little secret, then!
SIGN    Day Before the Test
[09:25] (Flashback) kushi
    Hang on, everyone.
[09:26] (Flashback) kushi
    There's something I want
    to give you before you go.
[09:30] (Flashback) karui
    Test questions?
[09:32] (Flashback) karui
    Did you make these?
[09:34] (Flashback) kushi
    Actually, they're questions
    from an earlier test.
[09:37] (Flashback) kushi
    A third-year student gave
    them to me last night.
[09:40] (Flashback) ike
    Past questions?
[09:41] (Flashback) kushi
    Yeah.
[09:41] (Flashback) kushi
    He said pretty much the same questions have
    appeared on the test the last two years.
[09:45] (Flashback) kushi
    So I bet they'll be useful
    on our test tomorrow, too!
[09:49] (Flashback) ike
    Are you kidding me?
[09:51] (Flashback) yama
    Heck, I didn't have to run myself
    ragged studying all this time.
[09:54] (Flashback) sudo
    This is great!
[09:55] (Flashback) kushi
    Koenji-kun, here.
[09:57] (Flashback) koen
    I beg your pardon, but I need no such thing.
[10:01] (Flashback) koen
    And I have a date to get to.
    Now, if you'll excuse me.
[10:06] (Flashback) hori
    Kushida-san.
[10:07] (Flashback) kushi
    I know you might not need it, but...
[10:11] (Flashback) hori
    May I ask you a question?
[10:12] (Flashback) ike
    Kushida-chan, thank you!
[10:14] (Flashback) soto
    I shall live forever in your debt!
SIGN    Test Results Announcement Day
[10:25] aya
    Kushida-san is well suited to the role.
[10:29] hori
    Not much of a compliment.
[10:33] cha
    To be honest, I'm impressed.
[10:35] cha
    I never thought you'd be able
    to get such high scores.
[10:40] cha
    I acknowledge your efforts.
[10:43] cha
    However...
SIGN    Sudo Ken
SIGN    Sudo Ken 39
[10:49] cha
    You got a failing score, Sudo.
SIGN    Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Nurturing High School
SIGN    At this school, any student who fails to meet the required score on a midterm or
    final exam will be expelled. The threshold for expulsion is 50% of the average score
    of the rest of the class in any given subject.
[11:01] sudo
    What? You're kidding!
[11:03] sudo
    How did I fail?
SIGN    Sudo Ken 39
[11:05] cha
    The threshold for failure
    on this midterm test was 40.
[11:10] cha
    The average score on the
    midterm test was 79.6.
[11:13] cha
    Divided by two...
[11:17] cha
    Since we round that up, you needed
    a score of 40 or higher to pass.
[11:23] sudo
    Forty...
[11:26] chi
    We only knew each other a short time,
    but I appreciate your efforts.
[11:29] chi
    I'll issue your notice
    of expulsion after class.
[11:33] sudo
    I'm gonna be... expelled?
[11:36] hira
    Wait a minute!
    Isn't there any way to save him?
[11:39] cha
    A failing score means you're finished.
[11:42] kushi
    Isn't there anything we can do?
[11:43] kushi
    We can't let Sudo-kun be expelled...
[11:48] cha
    Rules are rules.
[11:50] cha
    Give it up.
[11:53] cha
    Homeroom is now over.
[11:56] cha
    Sudo, I'll be waiting in the
    staff office after classes.
[12:07] kushi
    Hey, are we just going to accept this?
[12:09] kushi
    Sudo-kun is going to be expelled.
[12:15] kushi
    Ayanokoji-kun?
[12:16] aya
    Sorry. Gotta hit the restroom.
[12:38] cha
    What is it?
[12:39] cha
    Class is going to start soon, you know.
[12:42] aya
    Teacher, may I ask you a question?
[12:46] cha
    A question?
[12:47] aya
    In Japan, right now,
    do you think society is equal?
[12:52] cha
    That's quite a question.
[12:55] cha
    Is there any point in me answering that?
[12:58] aya
    It's important.
[13:00] aya
    Could you answer, please?
[13:02] cha
    From where I stand, I'd say...
[13:07] cha
    society is certainly not equal.
[13:10] cha
    Not a bit.
[13:11] aya
    I agree. The word "equal" is a lie.
[13:16] aya
    But we humans are thinking creatures.
[13:21] cha
    What's your point?
[13:24] aya
    That rules require, at least,
    the appearance of equal application.
[13:30] cha
    Oh?
[13:35] cha
    What's that for?
[13:36] aya
    Sell me one point to add to
    Sudo's English test score.
[13:46] cha
    You're an interesting one.
[13:48] cha
    You want me to sell you test points?
[13:51] aya
    You told us this on the first day:
[13:55] (Flashback) cha
    To buy things, you'll use points stored
    in the school's official computer system.
[14:00] (Flashback) cha
    At this school, you can
    buy anything using points.
[14:05] aya
    Rules must be applied equally,
    even on this midterm test.
[14:09] cha
    I see. Your idea is indeed plausible.
[14:13] aya
    Then—
[14:14] cha
    However, that doesn't
    mean you can afford it.
[14:18] aya
    How much, then?
[14:21] cha
    Let me see...
[14:23] cha
    If you can give me 100,000 points right
    here and now, I'll sell it to you.
[14:28] aya
    That's cruel, Teacher.
[14:30] cha
    That's part of the rules, too.
[14:33] hori
    I'll pay, too.
[14:37] hori
    We don't know what penalty might be
[14:39] hori
    enacted on a class that
    loses students to expulsion.
[14:42] hori
    I've determined there may be considerable
    merit in keeping him around.
[14:47] aya
    Horikita...
[14:49] cha
    I knew you people would be interesting.
[14:53] cha
    Very well. I'll sell you Sudo's test point.
[14:57] cha
    You can let him know his expulsion
    has been rescinded yourselves.
[15:01] aya
    You're sure about this?
[15:02] cha
    I agreed to sell it for 100,000 points.
    I don't have a choice.
[15:11] cha
    In the history of this school, no Class D
    has ever advanced to a higher tier.
[15:17] cha
    Do you still intend to struggle for it?
[15:19] hori
    I don't know how he feels,
    but I will ascend to a higher class.
[15:24] cha
    And how do defectives like you,
[15:26] cha
    abandoned by the school,
    expect to aim for the top?
[15:29] hori
    If I may be so bold,
[15:31] hori
    defective merchandise can often be fixed
    with the slightest of alterations.
[15:36] hori
    That is my feeling on the matter.
[15:40] cha
    I look forward to seeing it, then.
[15:43] cha
    As your teacher, I'll watch over you warmly.
SIGN    First Year Class Points
[15:50] katsu
    Class C is gaining.
[15:52] katsu
    Must be Ryuen at work again.
[15:57] katsu
    He's a dangerous man.
[16:05] saka
    Isn't it boring?
[16:11] aya
    Class A has 1,004 points.
[16:14] aya
    By comparison, we have 87 points.
[16:17] aya
    Honestly, aiming for Class
    A feels like a pipe dream.
[16:21] hori
    I won't give up.
[16:24] hori
    I will advance to Class A.
[16:26] aya
    I see.
[16:27] hori
    What?
[16:28] aya
    Well, I owe you one.
[16:31] aya
    Thanks for saving Sudo.
[16:34] hori
    Didn't I tell you?
[16:36] hori
    I did that for my own sake. Nothing more.
[16:40] aya
    Is that really the only reason?
[16:42] hori
    What are you saying?
[16:44] aya
    You knew Sudo's English midterm
    score would be borderline,
SIGN    Midterm Test Results
    | 1-D | Horikita Suzune
    English 51
[16:50] aya
    so you intentionally lowered
    your score, didn't you?
[16:54] aya
    That's a very nice thing to do for
    someone you once pushed away.
[16:59] hori
    I told you, I did it to get into Class A.
[17:02] aya
    Yeah, okay. Whatever you say.
[17:05] hori
    Hey.
[17:07] hori
    I don't like your attitude, Ayanokoji-kun.
[17:12] hori
    To regret in suffering,
[17:15] hori
    or to regret in despair...
[17:19] hori
    Which would you prefer?
[17:22] aya
    "I don't want either,"
    would be my answer...
[17:25] aya
    But what's with the compass—
[17:29] aya
    Ow.
[17:31] all
    Cheers!
[17:36] sudo
    Hey, why the long face?
[17:38] aya
    I have no objection to the celebration
    party, and I am taking part...
[17:43] aya
    But why is it in my room?
[17:45] yama
    But man, that was close!
[17:48] yama
    If Kushida-chan hadn't gotten
    those old test questions,
[17:50] yama
    Ike and Sudo would've been out by a mile!
[17:53] ike
    Hey, you just barely passed, too.
[17:56] yama
    I just haven't gotten serious yet.
[17:58] ike
    Sudo, you still failed,
    even with the old test!
[18:00] kushi
    Hey, Ayanokoji-kun!
[18:02] aya
    Yes?
[18:02] sudo
    Shut up! I can't help that I dozed off!
[18:03] kushi
    How did you get them to
    rescind Sudo-kun's expulsion?
[18:12] aya
    Horikita had a talk with the school.
[18:15] aya
    She said you can't expel someone
    without explanation just because
[18:20] aya
    they got a failing score.
[18:21] hori
    W-Wait a—
[18:22] kushi
    You did that, Horikita?
[18:23] aya
    I've never seen her so
    serious about anything.
[18:28] aya
    It sure was incredible.
[18:29] aya
    She threw out all these accusations,
    and not one teacher could fight her.
[18:33] ike
    You're kidding!
    Horikita-chan, that's amazing!
[18:36] yama
    I guess we had the wrong idea about you!
[18:39] aya
    Aren't you glad, Sudo?
[18:41] sudo
    Why would you do that for me?
[18:45] hori
    I merely acted for my own benefit.
[18:50] yama
    Wow, beauty and dedication!
[18:51] yama
    Of course, I knew the whole time!
[18:58] aya
    Thanks for helping me out.
[19:01] kushi
    I should be thanking you for
    letting us use your room.
[19:05] aya
    No big deal.
[19:09] kushi
    Ayanokoji-kun...
[19:11] aya
    Yes?
[19:12] kushi
    Do you like girls like Horikita-san?
[19:17] kushi
    I always see you together.
[19:19] kushi
    All the girls in class are talking about it.
[19:24] aya
    Horikita is my friend.
[19:26] aya
    Actually, she's just my neighbor.
[19:30] kushi
    I see.
[19:33] kushi
    I'm going back to my room.
[19:36] aya
    Sure.
[19:37] kushi
    Well, goodnight.
[19:39] aya
    Night...
[19:54] aya
    I thought the girls were
    on the upper floors...
[20:03] aya
    Where's she going at this hour?
[20:12] aya
    I don't even need to be hiding, really...
[20:15] kushi
    What a pain in the ass.
[20:18] kushi
    You think you're so great
    just because you're pretty...
[20:23] kushi
    I hate you!
[20:24] kushi
    I swear, I hate you, hate you, hate you!
[20:27] kushi
    Just die, Horikita!
[20:31] kushi
    I hate you. I hate you!
[20:33] kushi
    Stupid cow!
[20:37] kushi
    What?
[20:38] kushi
    Is someone there?
[20:43] aya
    It's me.
[20:44] aya
    Ayanokoji.
[20:47] aya
    You forgot your cell pho—
[20:51] kushi
    Did you hear?
[20:53] aya
    If I said I didn't, would you believe me?
[20:59] kushi
    If you tell anyone about this, you'll pay.
[21:03] aya
    How, exactly?
[21:05] kushi
    I'll tell everyone you tried to rape me.
[21:10] aya
    That would be a false accusation.
[21:14] kushi
    Oh, no. It's not a false accusation.
[21:19] aya
    Your fingerprints are right there.
[21:23] aya
    See? There's proof.
[21:26] aya
    I'm serious.
[21:28] aya
    I understand.
[21:29] aya
    Let me go, please.
[21:33] kushi
    You hear me?
[21:35] kushi
    If you betray me, you'll pay.
[21:46] kushi
    Ayanokoji-kun.
[21:49] kushi
    I want to ask you just one question.
[21:51] kushi
    Can you promise me, right now,
    that you won't tell anyone what you saw?
[21:57] ---
    Yeah.
[22:00] kushi
    Very well.
[22:03] kushi
    I'll believe you.
[22:08] kushi
    Okay!
[22:10] kushi
    I guess we've got another secret, huh?
[22:14] aya
    Hey, Kushida...
[22:16] aya
    Tell me...
[22:19] aya
    Which is the real you?
SIGN    Ayanokoji Kiyotaka 10561 PPt
    Horikita Suzune 38106 PPt
    Kushida Kikyo 46151 PPt
    Sudo Ken 31 PPt
    Hirata Yosuke 9826 PPt
    Yamauchi Haruki 18 PPt
    Ike Kanji 21 PPt
    Karuizawa Kei 8630 PPt
    Koenji Rokusuke 1157 PPt
    Sotomura Hideo 12002 PPt
    
    Ichinose Honami secret
    Ryuen Kakeru 88230 PPt
    Komiya Kyogo 93980 PPt
    Ishizaki Daichi 95352 PPt
    Katsuragi Kohei secret
    Sakayanagi Arisu secret
SIGN    First Year Class Points
    Class A 1004pt
    Class B 663pt
    Class C 492pt
    Class D 87pt
SIGN    La Rochefoucauld, "Reflections; or Sentences and Moral Maxims"
SIGN    We should not be upset that others hide the truth from us, when we hide it so often from ourselves.