5 - It's My Life, Too!

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[00:00] (Flashback) Nagi
    So anyway, that was the first time
    I was ever confessed to.
[00:08] (Flashback) Hiro
    I guess I'll just have to kill you.
[00:12] (Flashback) Hiro
    One of the attractions of this festival
    is the open cosplay contest!
[00:17] (Flashback) Hiro
    The grand prize is a pair
    of amusement park tickets!
[00:20] Sachi
    How am I supposed to
    prepare that on the day before?!
[00:24] Sachi
    But I want to go to the amusement park!
[00:26] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm gonna win!
[00:28] (Flashback) Hiro
    It's already settled!
[00:30] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    is this what organics call love?
[00:33] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    conscience directives out of control
[00:37] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    cannot shut down process Soul
[00:41] Song
    Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom
[00:44] Song
    Bzzt bzzt
SIGN    Headline News
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai face reveal
    Makes a splash debut at a shrine festival
[02:27] Nagi
    The public's been abuzz about Ai-chan
    after the night of the festival.
SIGN    Episode 5: It's My Life, Too!
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai turns out to be an idol-class beauty
     18-year-old makes her major debut
[02:36] (Flashback) Ai
    In other words...
[02:37] (Flashback) Ai
    I absolutely love you!
[02:43] Nagi
    I had no idea she was such a big deal!
[02:47] Sachi
    Onii!
[02:49] Sachi
    Let's go!
[02:53] Nagi
    R-Right.
[02:55] Sachi
    Are you looking at Ai-chan articles again?
[02:58] Sachi
    Are you that curious about her?
[03:00] Nagi
    How could I not be?
[03:02] Nagi
    Honestly, though,
    I can't believe you voted for me.
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Shrine
    Cosplay Contest
[03:07] (Flashback) Yonezawa
    The winner of the Meguro Myoujin
    Cosplay Contest is...
[03:13] Nagi
    The general vote went for Ai-chan.
[03:15] Nagi
    Segawa-san voted for her daughter.
[03:19] Nagi
    Shion voted for Amano-san.
[03:21] (Flashback) Yonezawa
    As for the final vote...
[03:25] (Flashback) Nagi
    Sachi.
[03:26] (Flashback) Yonezawa
    It's a four-way tie!
[03:30] Nagi
    I was worried it'd get messy
    if none of us voted for you.
[03:35] (Flashback) Erika
    The amusement park tickets?
[03:37] (Flashback) Erika
    I'll pass.
[03:39] (Flashback) Hiro
    You're the youngest one here, Sachi-chan.
    You can take them.
[03:42] (Flashback) Ai
    I'm here as a special guest.
[03:45] Sachi
    So in effect, I won.
[03:49] (Flashback) Yonezawa
    Oh, man! The middle school cosplay wins!
[03:54] (Flashback) Sachi
    Play with me, Onii-chan.
[03:57] Nagi
    That won?
[04:04] Sachi
    Well, where's the roller coaster?
[04:06] Nagi
    Where? What?
[04:08] Sachi
    I'm the one who brought you here.
[04:11] Sachi
    At least be my guide.
[04:13] Nagi
    Huh?
[04:16] Sachi
    That was so fun!
[04:19] Sachi
    My hair's a mess.
[04:20] Nagi
    What next?
SIGN    Next-Gen Maze
[04:22] Sachi
    This one.
[04:25] Sachi
    What?
[04:25] Nagi
    Nothing.
[04:27] Nagi
    But like, I bet you're going to
    get lost and end up stuck inside.
[04:31] Sachi
    You mean you're going to.
[04:34] Sachi
    I'm going first.
[04:37] Sachi
    What the heck?
[04:39] Sachi
    Holy!
[04:44] Sachi
    So many mes.
[04:48] Sachi
    Another dead end?
[04:50] Sachi
    No way...
[04:52] Nagi
    You seem to be having trouble.
[04:58] Nagi
    The exit is to the rear.
[05:03] Nagi
    Did you think I was right in front of you?
[05:07] Nagi
    Don't be so upset.
[05:09] Nagi
    Come on. Let's go.
[05:12] Nagi
    Ow!
[05:15] Sachi
    This is your second time here, isn't it?
[05:20] Sachi
    You came here with Hiro-san, didn't you?
[05:27] Sachi
    That was your second time
    on the roller coaster.
[05:29] Sachi
    Your second time in this maze.
[05:31] Sachi
    It's all your second time!
[05:33] Sachi
    Why didn't you tell me?
[05:37] Nagi
    What difference would it make?
[05:38] Nagi
    You weren't going to take
    anyone else, were you?
[05:43] Sachi
    Then...
[05:45] Sachi
    Was that your second kiss, too?
[05:57] Nagi
    That was...
[06:00] Nagi
    my first time, obviously.
[06:03] Nagi
    Not that it was anything more than an accident.
[06:07] Nagi
    You're one to talk, though.
[06:09] Nagi
    You must have kissed a ton of times.
[06:13] Sachi
    You were my first.
[06:20] Sachi
    Why are you so shocked?
[06:23] Sachi
    I mean, it was an accident, though.
[06:27] A
    Dang, summer break's over.
[06:32] A
    Did you go anywhere?
[06:34] B
    I spent all my time gaming.
[06:36] C
    No way! Seriously?
[06:38] D
    That has to be him.
[06:44] Yonezawa
    Mr. Umino! Explain yourself!
[06:47] Takahashi
    This is a massive scandal!
[06:50] Nagi
    What are you talking about?
[06:52] Shion
    TV! Turn on the TV!
SIGN    Popular artist in love!
SIGN    Madly in love!!
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai-san
SIGN    How did their relationship start?
[06:54] TV
    And shockingly, we've discovered
    this trending artist is in love.
[06:59] Nagi
    What?
[07:00] TV
    The man in question is U-kun, who attends
    the famous M Academy in Tokyo.
SIGN    U-kun of M Academy
[07:08] TV
    Just who is this U-kun?
[07:10] Yonezawa
    It's Mr. Umino!
[07:11] A
    That's Umino!
[07:12] B
    It's Umino-kun!
[07:14] Nagi
    Not me.
[07:16] Nagi
    How could this have happened?!
[07:26] Nagi
    Yikes.
SIGN    Umino-kun,
    I'll be waiting in the career counseling office!
    Segawa Hiro
[07:31] Nagi
    Segawa-san?
[07:32] Hiro
    Umino-kun,
[07:34] Hiro
    I'll be waiting in the
    career counseling office!
[07:36] Hiro
    Segawa Hiro.
[07:39] Nagi
    Calling me out at this moment
    can only mean one thing.
[07:46] Hiro
    They're talking about your
    relationship on TV. That's amazing.
[07:50] Hiro
    I didn't realize you were going out with Ai-san.
SIGN    Kill
[07:55] Hiro
    I'll kill you.
[07:58] Nagi
    I need to at least make sure
    Segawa-san knows I'm innocent!
SIGN    Career Counseling Office
[08:04] Nagi
    Pardon me.
[08:07] Nagi
    Segawa-san.
[08:09] Hiro
    I've been waiting for you, famous U-kun.
[08:13] Nagi
    Erm... About that whole commotion...
[08:16] Hiro
    It's become a huge deal, huh?
[08:19] Nagi
    Huh? You aren't angry?
SIGN    Reunited after 7 years??
SIGN    Their First Love
SIGN    Moved overseas
    Was his first love
SIGN    Top student living next door
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai
    In Love!
[08:23] Hiro
    You became an instant celebrity.
[08:25] Hiro
    They sure had no trouble identifying you.
[08:27] Nagi
    For real! They treat me like I'm a criminal!
[08:31] Hiro
    So I thought maybe we should study here.
[08:34] Hiro
    No one's going to bug us here.
[08:36] Nagi
    Sure.
[08:41] Hiro
    You know... I love Ai-san's "Arc Fault."
[08:46] Hiro
    I related to it so much
    the first time I heard it.
[08:50] Hiro
    I thought maybe she was thinking about me.
[08:55] Hiro
    The more times I listened to it,
[08:57] Hiro
    the more it not only felt relatable,
    but the more I admired her, maybe.
[09:01] Hiro
    I was amazed that someone
    like her could be my own age.
[09:06] Hiro
    I'd become a total Mochizuki Ai fan.
[09:09] Nagi
    I never knew.
[09:12] Hiro
    I thought it'd be great if she
    could appear at the festival,
SIGN    Guest Appearance Request
    Meguro Myoujin Summer Festival Team
    Dear Meguro Myoujin,
     Thank you for your email.
     Regarding the offer to perform in
    the Meguro Myoujin Festival, yes, I will be available.
     I'd like to ask that I am listed as a "secret guest,"
    that my name not be disclosed until the festival,
    and that I be allowed to take charge of the event.
[09:15] Hiro
    so I made an offer,
    fully expecting her to say no.
[09:19] Hiro
    I was so excited.
[09:21] Hiro
    Ai-san was originally a vtuber, too.
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai Channel
[09:24] Hiro
    I thought she'd just be singing
    voice-only or with an avatar.
[09:29] Hiro
    I never thought she'd reveal herself.
[09:32] Nagi
    I had no idea Ai-chan was so famous, either.
[09:39] Hiro
    I'm a clown in all of this.
[09:43] Hiro
    I'm just a background character
    here to hype you two up.
[09:49] Hiro
    I'm so lame.
[09:51] Hiro
    You two must have been laughing at me.
[09:53] Nagi
    That's not true!
[09:59] Hiro
    I'm actually really pissed.
[10:04] Nagi
    Segawa-san, please, calm down!
[10:23] Nagi
    Uh...
[10:28] Hiro
    May I ask you never to talk to me again?
[10:39] Nagi
    Segawa-san...
[10:58] Nagi
    They're still here!
[10:59] Erika
    Nagi-kun!
[11:01] Erika
    Shh.
[11:03] Nagi
    Amano-san?
[11:05] Erika
    Over here.
[11:08] Nagi
    Why are we leaving this way?
[11:10] Erika
    Because they'll find you
    if you leave from the front.
[11:12] Nagi
    What is going on?
[11:14] Erika
    Speaking of which...
[11:16] Erika
    don't you have something to say to me?
[11:20] Nagi
    The thing with Ai-chan is a misunderstanding.
[11:24] Erika
    Anything else?
[11:26] Nagi
    What else?
[11:29] Nagi
    Um...
[11:35] Nagi
    Well...
SIGN    Suzuriya Park
[11:37] Erika
    So Hiro-chan kissed you, then?
[11:40] Nagi
    Yeah.
[11:43] Nagi
    And yet she told me not to talk to her anymore.
[11:47] Nagi
    Amano-san?
[11:55] Nagi
    You saw, didn't you?
[11:58] (Flashback) Hiro
    May I ask you never to talk to me again?
[12:06] Erika
    I saw nothing.
[12:08] Hiro
    You saw everything!
[12:10] Erika
    How could I even ask?
[12:13] Erika
    Also, how is that even okay?
[12:15] Erika
    The two top students of our grade,
    kissing in an empty classroom...
[12:21] Erika
    That's what you call lewd.
[12:24] Nagi
    Lewd?!
[12:25] Erika
    You're nasty!
[12:27] Nagi
    But...
[12:30] Nagi
    She told me not to talk to her anymore.
[12:35] Nagi
    I don't know what to do anymore.
[12:45] Erika
    Ew.
[12:48] Nagi
    Fine, you're right.
[12:50] Nagi
    Of course you wouldn't understand.
[12:53] Erika
    What?
[12:54] Nagi
    This is bullshit.
[12:57] Nagi
    The whole story about my "romance" on TV!
[12:59] Nagi
    One moment she kisses me, the next she
    pushes me away and tells me not to talk to her!
[13:05] Nagi
    My life is a total mess!
[13:16] Nagi
    Ow.
[13:18] Erika
    You seriously suck!
[13:21] Erika
    No one ever gave you permission!
[13:24] Erika
    Your life is my life, too, you know!
[13:28] Nagi
    Pan...
[13:29] Nagi
    ...ties!
[13:30] Erika
    We're engaged, remember?!
[13:42] Erika
    Dad's gonna have something
    to say about this, too, you know.
[13:46] Nagi
    I know that.
[13:50] Erika
    The three of us, with Sachi-chan, are holding
    a family meeting when we get home.
[13:56] Nagi
    Right.
[13:58] Erika
    I mean, sure, you've been through a lot,
[14:01] Erika
    but you're good now that you've
    had a chance to vent, right?
[14:04] Nagi
    Uh-huh...
[14:06] Erika
    Man, I'm starving.
[14:09] Erika
    Though, honestly, Amano-san is
    so dependable in these situations.
SIGN    Mochizuki Ai
    I finished up a new song.
    Could you come over?
    I want you to be the first one
    to hear it, Nagi-chan.
[14:15] Ai
    I finished up a new song. Could you come over?
[14:19] Ai
    I want you to be the first one
    to hear it, Nagi-chan.
[14:22] Erika
    Ai-chan's inviting you over?
[14:28] Erika
    You should go.
[14:31] Erika
    I bet she knows something, right?
[14:34] Erika
    About how that story about your
    "relationship" got in the news.
[14:39] Nagi
    True!
[14:44] Nagi
    Okay, I'll see you later, then.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[14:54] Yohei
    We're making a killing,
    thanks to all the commotion!
SIGN    Five-on-the-Dot!
SIGN    Live
SIGN    The owner's comment?
[14:58] Reporter
    And this is your signature dish,
    Ai-san's favorite, katsudon.
[15:02] Namie
    Ai-chan loved having it
    with plenty of shichimi spice.
[15:06] Reporter
    We hear you're already swamped with orders.
[15:09] Yohei
    Stop by Umino-tei for a bite.
[15:11] Namie
    We'll be waiting!
[15:14] Nagi
    I'm through.
[15:16] Nagi
    Ai-chan and I made this secret entrance in
    elementary school when we were exploring.
[15:22] Nagi
    Ai-chan's place... It hasn't changed at all.
[15:26] Ai's Grandma
    My, my, Nagi-chan.
[15:29] Nagi
    Ai-chan's grandma.
[15:31] Nagi
    It's been so long.
[15:32] Ai's Grandma
    Come in.
[15:34] Ai's Grandma
    Ai's upstairs.
[15:36] Ai's Grandma
    There's so much going on outside.
[15:38] Ai's Grandma
    I can't even go shopping.
[15:42] Nagi
    Hey, Ai-chan! I'm here!
[15:48] Nagi
    I'm coming in.
[15:58] Ai
    Nagi-chan!
[15:59] Nagi
    Ai-chan, what is...
[16:01] Ai
    Please don't look!
[16:03] Nagi
    You aren't hiding anything!
    And what's with the T-shirt?!
[16:06] Ai
    I wanted to put up a photo of you,
    but I only had a photo of U-kun.
[16:12] Ai
    May I take a new one?
[16:14] Nagi
    No picture!
[16:16] Ai
    I'm so glad you came, though.
[16:20] Nagi
    This must be rough for you.
[16:21] Ai
    I don't mind.
[16:24] Nagi
    I'm gonna find who did it.
[16:26] Ai
    I know who did it.
[16:28] Nagi
    Who?!
[16:29] Ai
    Me.
[16:36] Nagi
    Why would you do this?!
[16:38] Ai
    Do you remember, Nagi-chan?
[16:42] Ai
    When we were in elementary school...
[16:44] (Flashback) Boy
    I've never seen her talk to anyone.
[16:49] (Flashback) Girl
    That's why she doesn't have any friends.
[16:54] Ai
    I've always been bad at speaking my mind,
[16:58] Ai
    so I never had any friends in class.
[17:01] Ai
    It wasn't that I couldn't talk.
[17:03] Ai
    I just didn't want to.
[17:05] Ai
    I wouldn't talk to anyone at school, either.
[17:08] Ai
    Maybe that was my way of hitting back.
[17:11] Ai
    My favorite thing to do was to sing my
    favorite song on the way home from school.
[17:28] (Flashback) Nagi
    You're good at singing.
[17:33] Ai
    That's how I met you.
[17:37] Ai
    I couldn't make any any friends
    after I moved to China, either.
[17:40] Ai
    So I kept singing.
SIGN    So good!!
     Your new song is so touching
     Pure talent
     It's like she's singing it for someone
[17:44] Ai
    When I shared videos of me
    singing my own original songs,
SIGN    The lyrics are so relatable
     Are you actually 16?
     1:12 my favorite part
     I can't wait to see you live!
SIGN    The algorithm sent me here and I listened to the end!
    I wanna hear more!!
    
     Your voice is great! I listen to it every day!
     Best.
     I have it on repeat!
SIGN    Blown away... Tears
     I have goosebumps! God-tier!!
     Bittersweet pure love song
     So good! I'm healed
[17:48] Ai
    lots of people started listening to them.
SIGN    Perfection!
     I've been feeling down lately, but this song cheered me up.
     I love how honest it is
     Nothing but empathy! I can listen forever!
     Romantic!
[17:52] Ai
    And then I realized...
[17:55] Ai
    All the songs I wrote were about you.
[18:00] Nagi
    I might have said that...
[18:02] Nagi
    Or I might not have.
[18:04] Ai
    You definitely did.
[18:05] Ai
    That's why I wanted you to be
    the first one to hear this one.
[18:09] Ai
    I can't live without you anymore.
[18:13] Ai
    I won't be able to write music anymore.
[18:16] Ai
    Besides, the whole world is celebrating us now.
[18:25] Ai
    Are you prepared to turn
    the whole world against you?
[18:37] Nagi
    Me versus the world?!
SIGN    U-kun
SIGN    World
[18:39] Nagi
    What kind of war is that?!
[18:43] Nagi
    What?!
[18:44] Ai
    I just came up with an even better song.
[18:47] Ai
    May I ask you to leave?
[18:49] Nagi
    That's how you come up with songs?!
[18:55] Nagi
    I'm back.
[18:58] Ritsuko
    It's been a while.
[18:59] Ritsuko
    I'm Erika's mother.
[19:05] Nagi
    This lady...
[19:07] Nagi
    It's been a while.
[19:09] Ritsuko
    I believe we haven't met
    since our first dinner together.
[19:13] Nagi
    My real mom.
[19:16] Nagi
    At least, I'd like to think of her that way,
    but I can't accept it so easily.
[19:20] Nagi
    Right.
[19:22] Nagi
    Given that she hasn't contacted me since then,
[19:26] Nagi
    she probably doesn't think of
    me as her true son, either.
[19:32] Ritsuko
    I heard about the latest controversy.
[19:38] Nagi
    Right.
[19:39] Nagi
    I apologize for the trouble that has caused.
[19:43] Ritsuko
    What is this? Do you think
    you're a celebrity or something?
[19:47] Ritsuko
    It's so hilarious!
[19:49] Ritsuko
    It's like an apology video!
[19:53] Erika
    Are you okay?
[19:55] Ritsuko
    So the girl leaked all kinds
    of half-truths about you.
[20:01] Nagi
    Exactly!
[20:02] Ritsuko
    You have to be careful
    around those kinds of people.
[20:06] Nagi
    I'm sorry.
[20:08] Ritsuko
    I just can't with this whole situation.
[20:11] Ritsuko
    Don't you have beer here?
[20:13] Sachi
    Definitely not.
[20:15] Ritsuko
    Of course.
[20:17] Nagi
    What's up with your mom, Amano-san?
[20:17] Sachi
    I served ginger ale instead.
[20:21] Erika
    She's a producer at a TV station.
[20:24] Nagi
    That explains things.
[20:25] Ritsuko
    So, have the two of you already had sex?
[20:31] Erika
    Wh-What are you talking about, Mom?!
[20:33] Erika
    Obviously not!
[20:35] Ritsuko
    How could you be so pathetic?
    Two young things like you?
[20:41] Nagi
    Like mother, like daughter, clearly.
[20:44] Erika
    Welp...
[20:45] Ritsuko
    Well, now what?
[20:47] Ritsuko
    Think about what would happen
    if they dig up the fact that
[20:50] Ritsuko
    you two are engaged and living together.
[20:52] Ritsuko
    This is such a scandal!
[20:54] Ritsuko
    People would be on it like vultures!
SIGN    Shocking betrayal
    Two-timer
SIGN    Childhood Love
    Mochizuki Ai
SIGN    Meguro Sports Horror!!
SIGN    U-kun
SIGN    Fiancée
    A-san
[20:56] Nagi
    What am I supposed to do?
[20:58] Erika
    What about me?!
[21:00] Ritsuko
    Okay, here's what we'll do.
[21:11] Yohei
    Never since Umino-tei was established...
[21:14] Yohei/Namie
    ...have we ever had so many sales!
[21:19] Sachi
    I'm home.
[21:20] Namie
    Oh, Sachi.
[21:22] Namie
    What's wrong?
[21:23] Sachi
    I'm staying at home for a while.
[21:27] Namie
    Let me guess. You had a fight?
[21:30] Sachi
    No.
[21:31] Sachi
    The other two vanished.
[21:36] Erika
    I'm telling you, you can just
    study at that desk over there!
[21:40] Nagi
    Why don't you go use your phone
    on that sofa over there?!
[21:50] Erika
    Wait, I don't have my phone!
[21:52] Nagi
    I don't have my study materials!
[21:56] Nagi; Erika
    What does she want us to do
    here for a whole two weeks?!
SIGN    Episode 6: There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!
[23:35] Erika
    "There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!"