E2 - I'm not going to marry you.

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[01:32] Nagi
    What?!
[01:33] Nagi
    Amano-san's coming here?!
[01:35] Namie
    That's right.
[01:37] Namie
    You two are going to get to
    know each other a lot better.
[01:40] Namie
    You're engaged, after all.
[01:44] Nagi
    I won't accept our engagement.
[01:46] Yohei
    What, are you getting rebellious on me now?
[01:49] Yohei
    Bring it on, Nagi!
[01:51] Namie
    Or, what, is there a reason
    you don't want to get engaged?
[01:57] Nagi
    W-Well...
[01:59] (Flashback) Hiro
    Sorry, I'm in a hurry.
[02:02] (Flashback) Nagi
    Segawa Hiro!
[02:04] (Flashback) Nagi
    I'm taking you down in the next exam!
[02:09] (Flashback) Hiro
    Um...
[02:11] (Flashback) Hiro
    Who were you again?
[02:13] Nagi
    Not really.
[02:14] Namie
    Good.
[02:15] Namie
    Well, Dad and I have to get to work now.
[02:18] Namie
    Be sure to keep Erika-chan
    company when she gets here.
[02:20] Nagi
    No, I'm going to be busy studying for exams.
[02:24] Nagi
    You were the one who made the decision.
    I'm not getting involved.
[02:27] Namie
    Except I wasn't.
[02:29] Namie
    Erika-chan's the one who said
    she wanted to come visit.
[02:32] Namie
    Well, good luck.
[02:34] Yohei
    Have fun.
[02:38] Nagi
    She wants to come here?
[02:41] (Flashback) Erika**
    Too bad you're not the one
    I'm supposed to marry, Nagi-kun.
[02:45] Nagi
    Th-That's what this is about?!
[02:49] Nagi
    Damn it, Amano-san was fully
    intent on marrying me!
[02:53] Nagi
    So did she only punch me because
    she was trying to hide her feelings?
[02:58] Nagi
    I really should have known.
[03:02] Nagi
    The sooner the better, then.
[03:04] Nagi
    Today's my chance to be alone with her.
[03:10] Nagi
    I'm going to respectfully,
    wholeheartedly turn her down.
[03:12] Nagi
    I'll tell her that I'm already
    fully committed to someone.
[03:17] Sachi
    What're you up to?
[03:22] Sachi
    I heard you guys.
[03:23] Sachi
    Erika-chan, was it?
[03:26] Sachi
    She's actually coming?
[03:28] Nagi
    Yeah, she is.
[03:31] Sachi
    Yeah... I don't know about that.
[03:34] Nagi
    About what?
[03:36] Sachi
    I mean, she's a princess from
    a prestigious girls' school,
[03:40] Sachi
    and she's famous on social media.
[03:43] Sachi
    And she's the daughter of a hotel tycoon.
[03:46] Sachi
    Does she really think she's going to
    feel at home with such a poor family?
[03:50] Nagi
    Don't say that.
[03:52] Nagi
    She's your actual older sister.
[03:56] Sachi
    Don't.
[03:57] Sachi
    I don't want to hear about it.
[03:59] Nagi
    You were the one who brought it up!
[04:02] Sachi
    I don't care, all right?
[04:05] Nagi
    What's gotten into Sachi?
[04:17] Nagi
    There.
[04:18] Nagi
    That should do it.
[04:22] Nagi
    Where is she, anyway?
[04:24] Nagi
    She's already over an hour late.
[04:29] Nagi
    She's not lost or anything, is she?
[04:37] Erika
    You're late.
[04:38] Nagi
    Huh? What are you even doing out here?
[04:41] Erika
    What? I've been waiting the entire time.
[04:44] Erika
    You wouldn't come out!
[04:46] Nagi
    So ring the bell or call or something!
[04:48] Erika
    Huh? That's a thing?
[04:53] Erika
    Are you alone?
[04:55] Nagi
    Everyone else is at work.
[04:56] Nagi
    Sachi... Your sister's
    helping them, too, I think.
[05:01] Erika
    Okay.
[05:03] Nagi
    Anyway, come in.
[05:05] Erika
    Th-Thanks for having me.
[05:09] Nagi
    Of course she's nervous, I guess.
[05:12] Nagi
    This is Amano-san's marriage
    partner's place, after all.
[05:20] Nagi
    Find yourself a place to sit down.
[05:22] Erika
    R-Right.
[05:32] Nagi
    There?!
[05:33] Erika
    Huh?
[05:34] Nagi
    I meant on the floor! The floor!
[05:36] Erika
    Huh?
[05:37] Erika
    You sit on the floor?
[05:38] Nagi
    Were you going to hang out standing?
[05:40] Erika
    That's not what I mean.
[05:42] Nagi
    And why do you still have your shoes on?!
[05:47] Nagi
    How nervous can you be?
[05:50] Nagi
    Here.
[05:52] Erika
    Thanks.
[06:04] Nagi
    I probably shouldn't bring up calling off
    the engagement right from the start.
[06:09] Nagi
    I need to wait for the
    right time to tell her.
[06:16] Erika
    Hey...
[06:18] Erika
    I actually came here because I
    wanted to ask you for a favor.
[06:22] Nagi
    A favor?
[06:24] Erika
    I want you to show me around the house.
[06:26] Nagi
    Oh, sure, go take a look around.
[06:31] Erika
    Where?
[06:33] Nagi
    Where? It's here.
[06:38] Erika
    This place isn't a tool shed?!
[06:44] Nagi
    It's my home.
[06:45] Erika
    Stop.
[06:46] Erika
    I hate those kinds of lies.
[06:48] Nagi
    And I hate rude people!
[06:53] Erika
    Fine, show me around, then.
[06:59] Nagi
    This is the kitchen.
[07:02] Nagi
    The toilet.
[07:05] Nagi
    The bathroom.
[07:07] Erika
    I've never seen one like this.
[07:08] Erika
    It's like a TV drama set!
[07:10] Nagi
    It's where I actually live.
[07:13] Nagi
    And this is me and my sister's room.
[07:17] Erika
    Y-You mean you sleep and
    study here and stuff?
[07:20] Erika
    All you have between you is a curtain?
[07:22] Erika
    You get no privacy.
[07:24] Nagi
    Sachi wrecked the paper
    wall when we had a fight.
[07:28] Erika
    She did, huh?
[07:30] Erika
    I have a good idea of what
    your place is like now.
[07:33] Erika
    Thanks.
[07:35] Nagi
    Yeah.
[07:39] Nagi
    What's up with her?
[07:42] Nagi
    She's been acting weird.
[07:44] Nagi
    Is she that disappointed by my place?
[07:48] Nagi
    Now's my chance, though.
[07:51] Nagi
    S-So...
[07:52] Erika
    Hey,
[07:53] Erika
    I've been meaning to ask...
[08:03] Nagi
    It's huge!
[08:04] Erika
    The door's this way.
[08:10] Nagi
    What even is this?
[08:12] Nagi
    Is this a house?
[08:13] Erika
    I also have three vacation homes in Japan.
[08:15] Erika
    And three overseas.
[08:18] Erika
    Although I'm usually here.
[08:22] Erika
    This is the kitchen.
[08:26] Erika
    Four rooms with toilets.
[08:28] Erika
    A bathroom on every floor.
[08:32] Erika
    This is the living room.
[08:40] Erika
    That whole area's the yard.
[08:43] Nagi
    Golf...
[08:44] Nagi
    Tennis court...
[08:46] Nagi
    Pool...
[08:48] Erika
    That's the doghouse.
[08:49] Nagi
    It's a whole house!
[08:51] Erika
    Come here, Shishimaru.
[08:54] Erika
    There, there. Were you lonely?
[08:57] Nagi
    I see. No wonder.
[09:01] Nagi
    Amano-san wasn't being weird
    because she was nervous.
[09:05] Nagi
    She was just shocked.
[09:08] Nagi
    I guess I can't blame her, though.
[09:11] Servant
    Ma'am, I've brought you some tea.
[09:14] Erika
    Leave it there, please.
[09:17] Nagi
    If we hadn't been swapped as babies,
    Amano-san would be living in my house...
[09:23] Nagi
    And I'd be living in this giant mansion.
[09:26] Erika
    I can't live in this doghouse!
[09:30] Nagi
    I'm rich, losers!
[09:33] Nagi
    "I'm rich, losers"? What?!
[09:35] Nagi
    My imagination can't even keep up.
[09:37] Nagi
    This goes beyond a matter of my personally
    not being available to marry her.
[09:41] Nagi
    We're in no position to
    get married to begin with.
[09:45] Nagi
    We don't even live in the same world.
[09:49] Nagi
    Hey, Amano-san...
[09:52] Erika
    I'm not going to marry you.
[09:55] Erika
    I had a bad feeling.
[09:58] Erika
    You've been acting really
    restless the whole time.
[10:00] Erika
    I thought you might propose or something.
[10:03] Nagi
    Why would I?!
[10:05] Erika
    Are you sure?
[10:07] Erika
    I said this before, but I really don't know
    about our parents setting us up
[10:10] Erika
    in this day and age.
[10:12] Erika
    I want to choose who I marry myself.
[10:16] Nagi
    She didn't come over to see me?!
[10:19] Erika
    Is something wrong?
[10:21] Nagi
    Th-Then why did you come over to my place?
[10:24] Erika
    To talk to your parents.
[10:27] Nagi
    My parents?
[10:29] Erika
    But then I come over,
    and they're at work.
[10:32] Erika
    That's why I was killing time.
[10:35] Nagi
    My parents run a restaurant.
[10:37] Nagi
    They don't get home until midnight.
[10:39] Erika
    What?
[10:40] Erika
    Take me to their restaurant, then.
[10:42] Nagi
    Wh-Why?
[10:44] Erika
    Because...
[10:46] Erika
    I want to give them a piece of my mind.
SIGN    Monshiro-cho Shopping District
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[10:58] Namie
    Oh, welcome!
[11:00] Yohei
    Hey, you came to say hi.
[11:03] Erika
    Hello.
[11:04] Nagi
    Amano-san insisted on seeing the restaurant.
[11:09] Yohei
    Why are you in your uniform?
[11:12] Nagi
    Why does it matter?
[11:13] Namie
    Why don't you have something
    to eat, since you're here?
[11:17] Erika
    I will.
[11:22] Erika
    I never knew the first floor
    of your house was a restaurant.
[11:26] Nagi
    I-I guess you'd call it a diner
    for the common folk.
[11:31] Erika
    I see.
[11:34] Nagi
    She's really taking a good look around.
[11:37] Nagi
    I had a feeling, but now I'm
    sure it's what she's doing.
[11:40] Nagi
    She's assessing the situation.
[11:43] Nagi
    She's waiting for the moment to take action.
[11:50] Erika
    I'm not getting married.
[11:55] Yohei
    A little late for that, don'tcha think?
[11:58] Erika
    Shut it!
[11:59] Erika
    Shut up, you rotten parents!
[12:01] Erika
    No one asked you for any of this!
[12:04] Erika
    Do you think kids don't have any rights?
[12:06] Erika
    I'm going to rebel, even if that
    means beating the crap out of you!
[12:11] Namie
    You wanna go, you punk-ass bitch?!
[12:14] Namie
    You'd be dead if you weren't
    mooching off your parents.
[12:18] Yohei
    I'll teach you not to run
    your mouth ever again!
[12:21] Namie
    Let's take this outside, asshole!
[12:24] Erika
    I'm not taking orders from you!
[12:26] Yohei
    Shut your yap, you brat!
[12:27] Erika
    No, you!
[12:34] Nagi
    It could happen, though...
[12:35] Erika
    I mean, she threw a punch at me, her fiancé.
[12:39] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[12:40] Erika
    Nagi-kun.
[12:42] Erika
    Nagi-kun! Hey!
[12:44] Nagi
    Yes'm!
[12:46] Erika
    I need to go the bathroom.
[12:47] Nagi
    Right over there, ma'am.
[12:54] Nagi
    Anyway, I need to stop Amano-san
    if she's ever about to hit them.
[13:01] Customer A E2
    I know, right?
[13:02] Customer B E2
    Yeah, I know!
[13:05] Customer A E2
    I know.
[13:09] Erika
    I'm back.
[13:11] Nagi
    Yuh.
[13:13] Customer A E2
    Well, well, haven't we a beauty here today?
[13:17] Customer B E2
    Are you a celebrity?
[13:19] Namie
    She really is!
[13:21] Namie
    This girl is Nagi's fiancée.
[13:24] Customer A E2
    Wow.
[13:25] Customer A E2
    They're so young. In this century?
[13:27] Customer B E2
    Good going, Nagi-kun.
[13:29] Customer B E2
    This calls for a celebration!
[13:31] Customer A E2
    Here's to the Uminos' future!
[13:34] Customer A E2
    Cheers!
[13:36] Nagi
    Actually...
[13:38] Nagi
    You've been here all along, Sachi?!
[13:40] Nagi
    Please do something about this situation!
[13:48] Namie
    Here you are.
[13:50] Yohei
    You'll love our special ginger pork.
[13:54] Namie
    I hope you enjoy it, you two.
[13:57] Nagi
    She looks like she's about to say,
    "You're actually going to make me eat this?"
[14:02] Nagi
    Of course, right?
[14:03] Nagi
    What rich person could eat
    this skinny, greasy meat?
[14:09] Erika
    Thank you.
[14:13] Namie
    The big moment!
[14:23] Nagi
    Brace yourselves!
[14:24] Nagi
    She's so angry, she swallowed it whole!
[14:27] Erika
    It's delicious.
[14:28] Namie
    Yes!
[14:30] Yohei
    There'll always be plenty for you.
[14:42] Namie
    Hey, look at this.
[14:45] Namie
    Erika-chan looks just like her kid sister
    Sachi from the side, don't you think?
[14:49] Nagi
    You're too close!
[14:50] Nagi
    Get your face away from her!
[14:52] Yohei
    You're right.
[14:54] Yohei
    The bridge of her nose is exactly the same.
[14:56] Namie
    And you're so fair-skinned.
[14:58] Namie
    You're sisters after all, huh?
[15:00] Namie
    And her hair feels just like mine.
[15:03] Yohei
    And she got her long eyelashes from me.
[15:06] Nagi
    They're manhandling a bomb!
[15:10] Nagi
    And it's already counting down, isn't it?
[15:13] Namie
    I know, Erika-chan!
    Why don't you stay over tonight?
[15:17] Yohei
    Good idea, good idea!
[15:19] Yohei
    It's getting late, anyway.
[15:21] Namie
    We can take a bath together.
[15:24] Yohei
    And let's get up early
    and go fishing together!
[15:27] Nagi
    Stop it, stop it!
[15:29] Nagi
    You can't make a princess
    sleep in a doghouse!
[15:32] Nagi
    She'd rather be taking a fancy bath,
    and she doesn't go out to catch wild animals!
[15:37] Nagi
    Crap! Crap!
[15:40] Namie
    Speaking of, where's Sachi?
[15:41] Namie
    Sachi!
[15:43] Nagi
    Three...
[15:44] Yohei
    Get over here!
[15:45] Yohei
    Say hi to your sister!
[15:47] Nagi
    Two...
[15:48] Yohei
    Did she leave?
[15:50] Nagi
    One.
[15:51] Nagi
    Kaboom!
[15:54] Erika
    I'm going home.
[16:04] Namie
    Did we do something to upset her?
[16:06] Nagi
    Hold on!
[16:13] Nagi
    Wait up, Amano-san!
[16:15] Nagi
    What's gotten into you?
[16:16] Nagi
    Didn't you want to say
    something to my parents?
[16:26] Erika
    I couldn't tell them...
[16:34] Erika
    I couldn't tell them...
[16:38] Erika
    that I wanted to get closer to them.
[16:41] Erika
    Why couldn't I just say it?
[16:46] Erika
    My real mom and dad were so welcoming.
[16:51] Erika
    They were so kind to me.
[16:54] Erika
    I didn't know what to do.
[16:59] Erika
    What if they didn't like me?
[17:02] Erika
    What if I bothered them?
[17:05] Erika
    I couldn't do it.
[17:08] Erika
    I couldn't even say it.
[17:15] Nagi
    You don't need to tell them
    you want to get close.
[17:21] Nagi
    My parents don't care
    about that kind of stuff.
[17:24] Nagi
    You don't have to be so
    considerate with them.
[17:28] Nagi
    They're really dense,
    and they're former delinquents.
[17:32] Nagi
    So let's go home together.
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
[18:39] Erika
    Thank you for your hospitality today.
[18:41] Namie
    You really are welcome to
    spend the night, you know.
[18:44] Erika
    No, my parents will be worried.
[18:46] Yohei
    But it's dark outside.
[18:49] Erika
    I'll have Nagi-kun walk
    me to the main streets.
[18:52] Namie
    My!
[18:53] Yohei
    You do that!
[18:59] Yohei
    Take care, then!
[19:01] Namie
    Come back soon.
[19:05] Sachi
    The chopsticks Erika-chan was using.
[19:09] Sachi
    Onee-chan...
[19:11] Sachi
    So that's my sister, huh?
SIGN    Family Use
[19:24] Erika
    Thanks for everything.
[19:26] Erika
    I had fun today.
[19:28] Erika
    I was able to get closer with them, too.
[19:31] Nagi
    Yeah.
[19:33] Erika
    By the way, Nagi-kun...
[19:36] Erika
    There's something you want
    to tell me, isn't there?
[19:39] Nagi
    Wh-Why?
[19:41] Erika
    Well, if you weren't going to propose,
[19:43] Erika
    why were you acting so
    anxious the whole time?
[19:46] Nagi
    You're imagining things.
[19:48] Erika
    Are you sure?
[19:50] Nagi
    I'm sure.
[19:55] Nagi
    Why has it gotten harder to tell her?
[20:04] Erika's Dad
    Hey, Erika.
[20:06] Erika
    Dad?!
[20:08] Erika
    You came all the way here to pick me up?
[20:10] Erika's Dad
    How was Nagi-kun's place?
[20:13] Erika
    It was really fun!
[20:16] Erika
    And the ginger pork was good.
[20:19] Erika's Dad
    Glad to hear it.
[20:21] Erika's Dad
    Thank you, too, Nagi-kun.
[20:23] Erika's Dad
    Are things going well between you two?
[20:25] Nagi
    Huh?
[20:26] Erika's Dad
    Your relationship, I mean.
[20:29] Nagi
    Er...
[20:29] Erika
    No, Dad, it's not like that.
[20:32] Nagi
    That whole thing about us dating
    was kind of a white lie.
[20:35] Erika's Dad
    Yeah, I know.
[20:40] Erika's Dad
    You aren't fooling your dad.
[20:43] Erika's Dad
    But you could also say that your
    relationship is just getting started.
[20:49] Nagi
    Uh-huh...
[20:51] Erika's Dad
    Why don't you two hop in?
[21:06] Erika's Dad
    Well, here we are.
[21:11] Erika
    Where are we?
[21:14] Erika's Dad
    Have a look at the doorplate.
[21:16] Erika's Dad
    Like it?
[21:17] Nagi
    Huh?
[21:17] Erika
    What is this?
[21:19] Erika's Dad
    I'm having the two of you live
    here for the next two weeks.
[21:25] Erika's Dad
    Take good care of my daughter, Nagi-kun.
[21:30] Nagi/Erika
    What?!