1 - Who Was Umino-kun's First Love?

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[00:00] Nagi
    There was an accident that day.
[00:03] Nagi
    The two of us, who happened to be born
    on the same day at the same hospital,
[00:06] Nagi
    were swapped at birth.
[00:09] Nagi
    The son of a poor eatery owner, Umino Nagi.
[00:13] Nagi
    The daughter of a well-off
    hotel tycoon, Amano Erika.
[00:16] Nagi
    We met on our 17th birthday
    and learned that we were engaged.
[00:22] Nagi
    We began our life together
    despite our apprehensions.
[00:27] Nagi
    I became involved with Segawa-san, my crush
    and my school's most capable student,
[00:32] Nagi
    and my adoptive sister, Sachi,
    in a complicated bundle of relationships.
[00:37] Nagi
    And now, there's one more.
SIGN    Episode 1: Who's Umino-kun's First Love?
[02:20] Hiro
    I'll be here, in your care, going forward.
[02:27] Hiro
    I won't live my life simply following
    the tracks laid down by my parents!
[02:31] Hiro
    I absolutely refuse!
[02:32] Hiro
    And to think I'd have to marry
    someone chosen by my parents...
[02:35] Hiro
    I may as well be dead!
[02:36] Hiro
    Don't you agree?
[02:41] Nagi
    Ma'am!
[02:42] Hiro
    Yes, Umino-kun.
[02:43] Nagi
    So you ran away from home because
    you didn't want to meet your fiancé.
[02:47] Nagi
    Is that correct?
[02:49] Hiro
    I'm not running away from home!
[02:51] Hiro
    I'm going to war!
[02:52] Nagi
    So badass!
[02:54] Erika
    I thought Hiro-chan was just
    a soft, ditzy honor student.
[02:58] Sachi
    I can't believe I asked her to tutor me.
[03:01] Sachi
    She's utterly merciless.
[03:03] Hiro
    My fiancé is coming tomorrow unannounced...
[03:06] Hiro
    There's no taking it back once I meet him.
[03:08] Hiro
    They're just going to press the issue.
[03:12] Sachi
    There are two such victims right here.
[03:15] Erika
    I can't deny that, I guess.
[03:19] Hiro
    My parents' happiness and
    my own happiness aren't in line!
[03:23] Hiro
    I'm choosing what happiness means for myself!
[03:25] Nagi
    Hell yeah!
[03:27] Erika
    Onii...
[03:30] Nagi
    By the way, Segawa-san...
[03:32] Hiro
    What is it?
[03:34] Nagi
    I'm all for running away from home,
[03:37] Nagi
    but I don't know about you doing it
    without your parents' permission.
[03:40] Hiro
    So you're okay with me
    marrying my fiancé, then?
[03:45] Nagi
    Please do live with us here!
[03:47] Sachi
    Onii...
[03:49] Sachi
    This is Erika-chan's place, though.
[03:51] Sachi
    People living here without permission...
[03:53] Hiro
    I never said I'd tutor you for free, did I?
[03:57] Sachi
    Oh, it'd be great if you'd live with us!
[04:01] Sachi
    Erika-onee, you gotta make yourself clear!
[04:05] Erika
    That means I get to live with Hiro-chan!
[04:08] Hiro
    Thanks, Erika-chan.
[04:10] Nagi
    Of course a well-to-do girl
    would be so welcoming.
[04:14] Sachi
    Okay...
[04:15] Sachi
    There's just one problem if
    we're going through with this:
[04:18] Sachi
    how we're sharing our rooms.
[04:21] Nagi
    Indeed.
[04:23] Nagi
    There are only two rooms upstairs.
[04:26] Nagi
    It's currently Amano-san and Sachi
    in one room and me in the other.
[04:31] Nagi
    It definitely wouldn't be right for me and
    Segawa-san to sleep in the same room, right?
[04:37] Hiro
    I wouldn't mind.
[04:40] Hiro
    We were together at the inn, remember?
[04:43] Erika
    True...
[04:44] Erika
    Nagi-kun's room has a loft.
[04:47] Nagi
    Hey!
[04:48] Nagi
    I get to sleep every night
    with a view of Segawa-san?!
[04:56] Nagi
    Yum!
[04:57] Sachi
    That's not happening!
[04:59] Sachi
    All three of you are engaged, aren't you?
[05:02] Erika
    What are we supposed to do, then?
[05:04] Sachi
    I'll take the room with the loft.
[05:07] Sachi
    I'm technically his sister.
[05:09] Erika
    Are you sure, Sachi-chan?
[05:11] Nagi
    Since when do you care?
[05:13] Sachi
    It's fine.
[05:15] Sachi
    Onii's going to be living in the loft anyway.
[05:17] Nagi
    What is this, a prison?
[05:19] Erika
    I suppose I'll have to share a room
    with him, since we're engaged.
[05:24] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[05:25] Erika
    The two of us were supposed
    to live here together originally.
[05:29] Erika
    We're basically going back
    to when we first met.
[05:32] Nagi
    I guess Amano-san wasn't entirely
    against living with me.
[05:36] Erika
    Then again...
[05:38] Erika
    Nagi-kun always peeks in the shower.
[05:41] Erika
    And tries to sleep in my bed.
[05:44] Erika
    And keeps looking at my panties.
[05:47] Nagi
    Those were all your fault!
[05:49] Nagi
    Okay, okay.
[05:51] Nagi
    Why don't you three girls
    share a room together?
[05:55] Nagi
    I'll take a room by myself.
[05:57] Nagi
    Nailed it!
[05:59] Nagi
    That was a perfect answer.
[06:04] All
    What?
[06:07] Nagi
    Huh?
[06:09] Nagi
    Why the storage?
[06:12] Nagi
    So Amano-san and Sachi are sharing a room,
    and Segawa-san is taking my room.
[06:18] Nagi
    I just need to endure
    until Segawa-san goes home.
[06:22] Nagi
    Besides...
[06:23] Nagi
    The thought of Segawa-san
    sleeping in my bed is kinda exciting.
[06:27] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm not marrying someone my parents chose!
[06:31] Nagi
    That must mean she's thinking
    about me, potentially, right?
[06:36] Nagi
    This is an opportunity!
[06:38] Erika
    What is?
[06:39] Nagi
    Who said you could come in?!
[06:41] Erika
    Why wouldn't I? It's a storage room.
[06:45] Erika
    What a shock, huh?
[06:47] Erika
    I never thought Hiro-chan
    would be living with us, too.
[06:50] Nagi
    I mean, she's more than
    welcome as far as I'm concerned.
[06:54] Erika
    You're such a dolt. Look at the reality.
[06:57] Erika
    Living with someone means you're
    going to see each other's flaws.
[07:01] Erika
    There's a chance she'll end up hating you.
[07:05] Erika
    She might even show a side
    of herself that turns you off, too.
[07:10] Nagi
    Not to worry. She has no such side.
[07:12] Erika
    You're that certain?!
[07:15] Erika
    You know, I've realized something.
[07:20] Erika
    I've been rebelling because I was tired of
    my parents making all my decisions for me.
[07:25] Erika
    But now I have plenty of freedom, right?
[07:28] Nagi
    I'm not so sure.
[07:29] Erika
    I do!
[07:31] Erika
    So, well...
[07:33] Erika
    That's why seeing Hiro-chan
    today made me think.
[07:39] Erika
    My real mom and dad told me
    I didn't need to get married.
[07:44] Erika
    But if we want to see
    all of our parents happy...
[07:49] Erika
    That would mean I'd have to marry you.
[07:57] Nagi
    I guess so, but...
[08:00] Nagi
    Where'd that come from?
[08:02] Erika
    I just never really thought about it until now.
[08:05] Erika
    I still want to be on
    good terms with my family.
[08:10] Nagi
    I do get it.
[08:11] Erika
    Right?
[08:13] Nagi
    But I'm against sacrificing ourselves for it.
[08:18] Erika
    I don't want to either, idiot!
[08:20] Erika
    Goodnight!
[08:23] Nagi
    She's right, though.
[08:25] Nagi
    I've never thought about what kind of
    marriage would make my parents happy.
[08:30] Nagi
    Would my parents be happy
    if I married Segawa-san?
[08:35] Nagi
    What even is a happy marriage?
[08:58] Hiro
    Morning, Umino-kun.
[09:00] Nagi
    Good morn—
[09:02] Nagi
    What are you doing?!
[09:03] Hiro
    I thought I'd make breakfast.
[09:06] Nagi
    Wait, wait. That's my job.
[09:08] Hiro
    I can't allow that.
[09:11] Hiro
    I'm freeloading, after all.
[09:13] Nagi
    Okay, if you insist...
[09:16] Nagi
    Does this mean I get to enjoy
    Segawa-san's home cooking?!
[09:20] Hiro
    I knew this would come in handy.
[09:24] Nagi
    What's that?
[09:26] Hiro
    It's dried bonito.
[09:31] Sachi
    Morning.
[09:33] Erika
    What's going on?
[09:34] Erika
    You woke me up with all the noise.
[09:36] Sachi
    What?
[09:37] Hiro
    Hurry, hurry...
[09:40] Erika
    Are you working Hiro-chan like a slave?!
[09:43] Sachi
    Onii, you're the worst!
[09:46] Nagi
    I need to talk to you both.
[09:49] Erika
    Divvying up the chores?
[09:51] Nagi
    That's right.
[09:52] Nagi
    If the four of us are gonna be living together,
    I think we should decide this now.
[09:58] Erika
    Why don't we just have someone do it
    whenever they have some time?
[10:01] Sachi
    Exactly.
[10:02] Sachi
    Whoever notices it.
[10:04] Nagi
    And because of that, Segawa-san
    always feels obliged to do everything!
[10:11] Nagi
    First of all, Amano-san, I think you have
    about a month's worth of laundry to do.
[10:15] Erika
    I figure I can always just buy new clothes.
[10:18] Nagi
    Sachi!
[10:19] Nagi
    I thought you were going
    to take care of breakfast.
[10:22] Sachi
    I'm busy with studying.
[10:26] Nagi
    I'm going to be strict from now on.
[10:29] Erika
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    Chore Duties
     Breakfast: Segawa-san
     Laundry/Bathroom: Sachi
     Cleaning: Amano-san
     Late-night snacks: Me
     Do anything else that you notice!
[10:31] Nagi
    And so, Segawa-san will
    be in charge of breakfast.
[10:36] Hiro
    Got it. I'll take care of it.
[10:39] Nagi
    By the way...
[10:41] Nagi
    How're the bonito flakes going?
[10:44] Hiro
    It's a bit challenging in a new environment.
[10:47] Hiro
    I can't get them shaved to an even thickness.
[10:50] Nagi
    It's been over an hour now.
[10:53] Sachi
    Hey, Onii!
[10:55] Sachi
    The washing machine exploded!
[10:59] Nagi
    You overloaded it.
[11:01] Nagi
    Don't try to cut corners.
[11:02] Erika
    Hey, Nagi-kun! Get over here!
[11:06] Nagi
    What?
[11:08] Erika
    Look at this.
[11:12] Erika
    It's covered in dust.
[11:15] Erika
    You have to clean more than just
    the parts that you can see.
[11:23] Nagi
    Those two are unbelievable.
[11:26] Nagi
    So, uh... how's breakfast coming along?
[11:30] Hiro
    Umino-kun, you seem to be starving.
[11:33] Hiro
    I finally found out what the problem was.
[11:36] Hiro
    The blade was chipped.
[11:39] Nagi
    It's already noon.
[11:44] Erika
    I'm too hungry to move.
[11:47] Sachi
    I'm gonna die of starvation.
[11:48] Nagi
    Segawa-san, how's breakfast coming?
[11:51] Hiro
    I'm finally getting in the swing of things!
[11:54] Hiro
    I'll shave some flakes for tomorrow, too.
[11:57] Erika
    I know! Let's buy pizza!
[11:58] Nagi
    That's a no-go. We have to
    save on our living expenses.
[12:01] Sachi
    Come on, Onii! I can't!
[12:05] Erika
    What is this? It looks so good!
[12:08] Hiro
    Oyakodon...
[12:10] Hiro
    Or not?
[12:12] Nagi
    It's eggs on leftover pork,
    so rather than "parent-and-child bowl"...
[12:15] Nagi
    It's "strangers bowl"!
[12:16] All
    Let's eat.
[12:19] Sachi
    Why, though?
[12:20] Nagi
    It's perfect for us right now.
[12:23] Nagi
    I was simply reminded today
    that the three of us aren't related.
[12:27] Erika
    What are you being so pissy about?
[12:29] Nagi
    Well, it's true, isn't it?
[12:32] Nagi
    Our parents decided we're engaged,
    and we happened to be swapped at birth.
[12:37] Erika
    Hey, this is so good!
[12:39] Nagi
    Sachi's my sister, but not by blood.
[12:43] Sachi
    Onii, when did you learn to make this?
[12:46] Hiro
    Not bad, Umino-kun.
[12:49] Hiro
    It must be my bonito dashi.
[12:52] Nagi
    So why are we all living together?
[12:58] Erika
    What's wrong?
[12:59] Sachi
    Onii...
[13:00] Hiro
    Umino-kun?
[13:14] Nagi
    Why'd I have to go and cry?!
[13:17] Nagi
    What the hell?!
[13:18] Nagi
    What were those tears for?
[13:23] Nagi
    This is too embarrassing. I should study.
[13:29] Erika
    Nagi-kun, there are some dishes left to do.
[13:31] Nagi
    Would you mind doing them yourself?!
[13:33] Nagi
    There's no privacy in this storage room!
[13:38] Erika
    You know, Nagi-kun...
[13:40] Erika
    I think you were happy.
[13:42] Nagi
    Happy?
[13:44] Erika
    Yup.
[13:46] Nagi
    Do tears happen when you're happy, too?
[13:51] Nagi
    I never knew.
[13:53] Erika
    A power outage?
[13:57] Hiro
    Tonight is horror night.
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
[14:11] Hiro
    Have you heard of Kokkuri-san?
[14:13] Erika
    What? I haven't.
[14:15] Nagi
    That Ouija thing you do
    with a ten-yen coin, right?
[14:17] Sachi
    We did it a lot in elementary school.
[14:20] Nagi
    Ow, ow, ow!
[14:22] Nagi
    You're mashing my finger!
[14:23] Erika
    Shut up, Onii.
[14:25] Hiro
    Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, we call upon you.
[14:28] Erika
    What?!
[14:29] Hiro
    If you're here, please move to "yes."
[14:33] Erika
    No way, seriously?!
[14:34] Erika
    It actually moved!
[14:36] Hiro
    Okay, let's start with an easy question.
[14:39] Hiro
    Is Erika-chan barefaced
    in her Inustagram photos?
[14:43] Erika
    Me?!
SIGN    Yes
[14:46] Erika
    It's legit.
[14:48] Nagi
    You're not fooling me.
[14:50] Nagi
    Let me ask, then.
[14:51] Nagi
    Who ate the custard pudding
    that I was keeping in the fridge?
[14:55] Nagi
    I know you did it, Sachi!
[14:58] Nagi
    You ate the pudding!
[14:59] Nagi
    And you're the one moving the coin!
[15:03] Nagi
    E...
[15:04] Nagi
    Ri...
[15:06] Nagi
    Ka?!
[15:07] Erika
    How did I get caught?!
[15:08] Nagi
    That was you, Amano-san?!
[15:10] Nagi
    No way...
[15:11] Nagi
    Does Kokkuri-san really exist?
[15:16] Sachi
    Okay, me next.
[15:18] Sachi
    Who was my first kiss?
[15:22] Nagi
    What kind of question is that, Sachi?!
[15:25] Hiro
    Oh?
[15:26] Hiro
    You've already had a kiss, huh?
[15:30] Sachi
    Gee, I don't know.
[15:33] Nagi
    Na...
[15:34] Erika
    No way! Nagi-kun?!
[15:44] Nagi
    No, that was...
[15:46] Hiro
    You did?
[15:49] Nagi
    Mi...
[15:50] Nagi
    E...
[15:51] Nagi
    Namie?!
[15:52] Nagi
    Oh, right, Mom.
[15:55] Sachi
    Mom gets really kissy whens she's drunk.
[15:58] Sachi
    Though, is it just me,
    or are you a bit sweaty, Hiro-san?
[16:03] Hiro
    Well, it is summer.
[16:05] Nagi
    Sachi, why aren't you afraid?!
[16:08] Nagi
    You're possessed by a fox, aren't you?!
[16:10] Sachi
    I'm pretty sure you're the one who's possessed.
[16:12] Erika
    Sachi-chan...
[16:14] Erika
    Do you not believe in Kokkuri-san?
[16:17] Sachi
    When did you get into the costume?
[16:20] Hiro
    Okay...
[16:20] Hiro
    Who's Umino-kun's first love?
[16:25] Erika
    You'd go there?!
[16:26] Hiro
    Why not? I may as well, right?
[16:33] Erika
    It moved!
[16:35] Erika
    A...
[16:37] Erika
    I?
[16:39] Erika
    It wasn't Hiro-chan?!
[16:41] Hiro
    Apparently not.
[16:43] Erika
    Who's Ai, then?!
[16:45] Erika
    What's going on here?!
[16:47] Sachi
    Come to think of it, Onii used to
    be close with a girl by that name.
[16:52] Sachi
    She wasn't your first love, was she?
[16:54] Nagi
    Uh, no? What are you even...
[16:59] (Flashback) Ai
    Can I give you my answer to your
    confession the next time we meet?
[17:09] Nagi
    Kokkuri-san's for real!
[17:10] Nagi
    Holy crap! That's scary!
[17:13] Nagi
    A ghost!
[17:16] Nagi
    Guys?
[17:19] Nagi
    All three of them vanished?
[17:23] Nagi
    What the heck is happening?!
[17:26] Hiro
    Now, here's the question.
[17:28] Hiro
    Whose name will Umino-kun call first?
[17:32] Sachi
    What kind of question is that?
[17:34] Sachi
    Why would he call anyone's name
    other than yours, Hiro-san?
[17:37] Sachi
    Why are you so competitive?
[17:39] Hiro
    I think it'll be Erika-chan.
[17:41] Hiro
    They're engaged, after all.
[17:43] Erika
    Non, non.
[17:44] Erika
    It's always Hiro-chan in these situations.
[17:47] Nagi
    Wait, wait! I need to calm down!
[17:50] Erika; Hiro; Sachi
    Here we go!
[17:51] Nagi
    I'm here! Help me!
[17:55] Erika
    He's calling on himself!
[17:55] Nagi
    Hello?!
[17:57] Erika
    And he's begging for help, no less!
[17:57] Nagi
    I'm in here!
[18:02] Hiro
    That was disappointing, Umino-kun.
[18:04] Erika
    Are you in love with yourself?
[18:05] Sachi
    I knew it, Onii. You're messed up.
[18:08] Nagi
    Oh, there you are.
[18:10] Nagi
    You had me worried, Sachi.
[18:14] Sachi
    Why?!
[18:16] Hiro
    That was unexpected.
[18:23] Erika
    Okay, we're gonna go grocery shopping.
[18:25] Hiro
    We'll see you at home later.
[18:28] Nagi
    Right.
[18:29] Nagi
    Sachi's at school for summer classes.
[18:32] Nagi
    I finally get to be home alone for once.
[18:35] Nagi
    Time for buck-naked summer life!
[18:40] Nagi
    This is how humanity was meant to be.
[18:44] Sachi
    What are you doing?
[18:45] Sachi
    I never knew you used the pool, Onii.
[18:48] Nagi
    Sachi! You're here?!
[18:50] Sachi
    Uh-huh.
[18:51] Sachi
    I just finished summer classes.
[18:53] Nagi
    S-Sorry, but could you leave me by myself?
[18:56] Sachi
    Why?
[19:00] Sachi
    You're naked?!
[19:01] Nagi
    Shut up!
[19:03] Nagi
    Don't you dare tell Amano-san or Segawa-san!
[19:05] Sachi
    Who wouldn't?
[19:07] Nagi
    And you?
[19:08] Nagi
    Why are you in the yard?
[19:11] Sachi
    Like I said, I just got home from school.
[19:14] Nagi
    The entrance is that way.
[19:16] Sachi
    I thought it'd be nice to come home
    through the yard for once.
[19:23] Sachi
    Uh-oh, is that a stray cat?
[19:26] Sachi
    Why is it in our yard?
[19:28] Nagi
    You've been feeding it in secret, haven't you?
[19:32] Nagi
    Can't have a freeloader
    bringing animals home, can we?
[19:36] Nagi
    Ow, ow, ow! I'll keep it a secret!
[19:39] Sachi
    Here you go, Gloomie, eat up.
[19:42] Nagi
    What kind of cat name is that?
[19:44] Sachi
    Well, he's on his own all the time.
[19:47] Sachi
    I'm all that Gloomie has.
[19:53] Sachi
    Another cat?
[19:55] Sachi
    I thought you were a loner!
    You have a girlfriend?!
[19:57] Nagi
    It's not even night and
    you're acting all horny!
[20:01] Nagi
    There he goes.
[20:04] Sachi
    Hey, Onii...
[20:08] Sachi
    What are you going to do
    about getting married?
[20:11] Nagi
    What's this about?
[20:13] Sachi
    I mean...
[20:15] Sachi
    You should give up on Hiro-san already.
[20:18] Sachi
    You have Erika-onee.
[20:21] Nagi
    That's none of your business.
[20:23] Sachi
    Yes, it is!
[20:25] Sachi
    It's going to decide who becomes my big sister.
[20:27] Nagi
    What about you, then?
[20:29] Sachi
    Why me?
[20:31] Nagi
    Remember what you used to say?
[20:33] Nagi
    "I hope for a prince on a white horse."
[20:36] (Flashback) Sachi
    I'm here.
[20:37] (Flashback) Nagi
    You're the prince?!
[20:42] Sachi
    Maybe I'll get one!
[20:44] Sachi
    You never know!
[20:45] Sachi
    Besides, I might get married, too.
[20:50] Nagi
    You plan on getting married?!
[20:52] Sachi
    I told you, you never know.
[20:55] Nagi
    In that case, why don't you stop meddling?
[20:58] Nagi
    I'll decide what happens in my life.
[21:00] Nagi
    It's my choice who I marry.
[21:04] Sachi
    I told you, no!
[21:08] Sachi
    I'm not getting married!
[21:10] Sachi
    So you aren't getting married, either!
[21:13] Nagi
    What?!
[21:15] Nagi
    You're being completely incoherent!
[21:19] Sachi
    Whatever, Onii.
[21:20] Sachi
    You just need to focus on studying.
[21:23] Erika
    We're home!
[21:25] Sachi
    It's Erika-chan and Hiro-san.
[21:26] Erika
    Oh, no! Oh, no!
[21:26] Nagi
    They're home pretty early.
[21:28] Sachi
    I wonder why.
[21:29] Erika
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[21:32] Erika
    There you are!
[21:33] Erika
    You two, chill out!
[21:35] Sachi
    Uh-huh...
[21:36] Nagi
    No, you.
[21:37] Sachi
    Hiro-chan's been abducted!
[21:44] ---
    Umino-tei Diner
[21:45] Ai
    Sniff, sniff.
[21:47] Ai
    Sniff, sniff...
[21:49] Ai
    This scent...
[21:51] Ai
    I remember now!
[21:52] Ai
    The katsudon lunch!
[21:55] Ai
    It's been so long, Umino-tei!
[21:58] Ai
    I haven't been here in a decade.
[22:00] Ai
    I wonder how Nagi-chan's doing!
SIGN    Episode 2: Onii Confessed to You, Didn't He?
[23:35] Hiro
    Onii confessed to you, didn't he?