6 - There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!

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[00:09] (Flashback) Erika
    I'm telling you, you can just
    study at that desk over there!
[00:14] (Flashback) Nagi
    Why don't you go use your phone
    on that sofa over there?!
[00:22] (Flashback) Erika
    Wait, I don't have my phone!
[00:24] (Flashback) Nagi
    I don't have my study materials!
[00:29] (Flashback) Erika; Nagi
    What does she want us to do
    here for a whole two weeks?!
SIGN    Umino-tei Diner
SIGN    Episode 6: There's No Way I Can Be Normal!!
SIGN    I'll forward the message I got
    from Mrs. Amano.
SIGN    To the Umino family,
     The two kids are currently in the care of an
    Amano-affiliated hotel. Rest assured that they
    are safe for the next two weeks.
     Amano Ritsuko
[02:10] Ritsuko
    The two kids are currently in the care
    of an Amano-affiliated hotel.
[02:16] Sachi
    There's no way nothing's going to happen.
[02:28] Nagi
    It's no use. We're completely locked inside.
[02:31] Nagi
    We're stuck in this hotel room
    together for the next two weeks?!
[02:35] Nagi
    Then again, we've been living in
    separate rooms in a single home.
[02:39] Nagi
    It shouldn't really change
    anything. It'll be fine, right?
[02:43] Erika
    She isn't leaving us a choice.
[02:46] Erika
    We'll just have to endure
    for the next two weeks.
[02:49] Erika
    What?
[02:51] Nagi
    I'm just a bit surprised.
[02:53] Nagi
    I thought you would have
    tried to find a way out.
[02:56] Erika
    There isn't one.
[02:59] Erika
    This is what she does every
    time I cause a problem.
[03:02] Nagi
    This isn't the first time?
[03:12] Erika
    Let's eat.
[03:23] Nagi
    It's so juicy!
[03:30] Nagi
    Your mom's pretty amazing.
[03:33] Nagi
    I'd never met her properly before.
[03:35] Erika
    She's always been like that.
[03:39] Erika
    She looks and acts docile,
    but she's totally nuts.
[03:44] Erika
    Just like you.
[03:46] Nagi
    Is that how you see me?!
[03:48] Nagi
    You're right that she's eccentric,
    but I think what she says makes sense.
[03:54] Nagi
    She seemed to be enjoying our reaction,
[03:58] Nagi
    but I think she's really trying to protect us.
[04:01] Erika
    Mom's just having fun with us.
[04:07] Erika
    Thanks for dinner.
[04:08] Nagi
    You're done already?
[04:09] Erika
    I have stuff to do.
[04:13] Nagi
    Stuff to do?
[04:18] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[04:20] Erika
    I can't anymore!
[04:23] Nagi
    What are you doing?
[04:25] Erika
    Just help me down!
[04:26] Erika
    The chair I was standing on fell over!
[04:30] Erika
    I'm falling! I'm falling!
[04:35] Erika
    I'm jumping on the count of three! Catch me!
[04:38] Erika
    One, two...
[04:39] Nagi
    Wait!
[04:46] Nagi
    Ow!
[04:49] Erika
    Come on!
[04:50] Erika
    How can you be thinking like that now?
[04:52] Nagi
    That's my line!
[04:56] Erika
    I was just trying to grab the yoga mat I found!
[05:06] Erika
    My leg...
[05:08] Erika
    It's weird...
[05:10] Nagi
    What now?
[05:11] Erika
    Ow!
[05:12] Erika
    What's happening?! Ow, ow, ow!
[05:15] Nagi
    Is your leg cramping?
[05:17] Nagi
    Raise it up.
[05:18] Erika
    I can't! I can't!
[05:19] Nagi
    Just do it!
[05:20] Erika
    It's gonna tear off!
[05:27] Nagi
    Is that better?
[05:29] Erika
    Hey, I think it is better!
[05:35] Erika
    Enough of that!
[05:37] Nagi
    Again, that's my line!
[05:45] Nagi
    Am I really going to survive
    a whole two weeks like this?
[05:53] Nagi
    Amano-san.
[05:55] Nagi
    You've been in there for nearly
    two hours. You okay?
[06:00] Nagi
    Something's wrong.
[06:03] Nagi
    Amano-sa—
[06:09] Erika
    I was in for too long.
[06:18] Nagi
    Don't scare me like that.
[06:20] Erika
    Shut up.
[06:21] Nagi
    Just stay put and act normal.
[06:25] Erika
    There's no way I can be normal.
[06:29] Erika
    This is my first time...
[06:32] Erika
    being in a hotel room alone with a guy.
[06:46] Ritsuko
    I work in the TV business.
[06:48] Ritsuko
    I'm not letting you leave until
    I'm thoroughly entertained.
[06:53] Nagi
    Your comments got my heart pounding.
[06:57] Erika
    Not my fault.
[07:06] Erika
    Let's do this.
[07:08] Erika
    We make sure we don't get
    each other's hearts going.
[07:10] Nagi
    What?
[07:11] Erika
    We have to try not to think
    about each other that way.
[07:18] Erika
    Well, what do you think?
[07:19] Nagi
    Honestly?
[07:22] Nagi
    What color do you like?
[07:25] Nagi
    How does that get your heart going?
[07:27] Erika
    Of course it does!
[07:28] Erika
    It's like you're trying to get in my head.
[07:30] Nagi
    I'm asking you banal questions
    so you don't feel the tension.
[07:34] Erika
    Oh, that's what that was.
[07:37] Erika
    My favorite color...
[07:39] Erika
    Wait, why am I the one answering?
[07:42] Erika
    That gets my heart going!
[07:44] Nagi
    Everything gets your heart going!
[07:46] Erika
    Don't just stand up all of a sudden!
[07:47] Nagi
    I can't even stand?!
[07:49] Erika
    Just no! Standing up is the worst!
[07:51] Ritsuko
    You two make no sense.
[07:51] Nagi
    You can't be serious!
[07:53] Erika
    And stop that, too!
[07:54] Ritsuko
    Well, shall we get started?
[07:54] Nagi
    What do I do, then?!
SIGN    Vent
SIGN    Lights
SIGN    Riddle Channel
[07:59] Sobassyi
    Hey, happy kids!
[08:00] Sobassyi
    It's riddle time!
[08:04] Nagi
    Why did the TV turn on?!
[08:11] Nagi
    Er...
[08:12] Erika
    My heart's only racing because
    I was surprised, okay?
[08:15] Nagi
    Exactly.
[08:17] Sobassyi
    Time for Sobassyi's riddles!
[08:20] Erika
    This is so juvenile,
    it stopped my heart racing.
[08:24] Nagi
    True.
[08:25] Sobassyi
    What gets harder the more H it is?
[08:30] Sobassyi
    Let's see if you know the answer!
[08:32] Erika
    Wait... Seriously?!
[08:34] Erika
    Pant, pant, pant...
[08:37] Nagi
    Relax, Amano-san.
[08:42] Nagi
    What are you even imagining?
[08:46] Erika
    Nagi-kun...
[08:47] Erika
    You're getting more H, aren't you?
[08:49] Nagi
    I am not.
[08:51] Erika
    You totally are!
[08:55] Sobassyi
    The answer is pencils!
[08:57] Nagi
    Pencils!
[08:58] Ritsuko
    Oh, God, this is too funny!
[09:00] Ritsuko
    Let's keep going!
SIGN    Music
SIGN    AC
SIGN    Open/Close
[09:05] Erika
    Man... It's getting hot in here.
[09:09] Nagi
    I know.
[09:11] Erika
    Wait, Nagi-kun!
[09:13] Erika
    Why are you in just a T-shirt?!
[09:15] Nagi
    Why are you complaining?
[09:16] Erika
    Okay, but...
SIGN    Heating
[09:18] Nagi
    Hey, the AC's set to heating.
[09:21] Nagi
    Seriously.
[09:25] Erika
    Jeez, stop sweating!
    You're getting my heart racing!
[09:28] Nagi
    It's a natural bodily function!
[09:29] Nagi
    You're totally drenched, too!
[09:31] Erika
    I most certainly am not!
[09:33] Nagi
    You're soaked in sweat!
[09:33] Erika
    Nope, I'm feeling completely cool!
[09:36] Ritsuko
    I can't breathe!
[09:39] Nagi
    Okay, I'm taking a bath.
[09:41] Nagi
    You can use the bed.
[09:42] Erika
    You're gonna leave me hanging?!
[09:48] Nagi
    What, you want me not to take
    a bath for two weeks, then?!
[09:51] Erika
    I never said that!
[09:52] Erika
    I just want to get some sleep!
[09:54] Nagi
    So do I!
[09:55] Erika
    Okay, I know.
[09:56] Erika
    Nagi-kun, stay there and don't move.
[10:00] Nagi
    Why don't you just make
    an effort not to look at me?
[10:08] Ritsuko
    Well? Now what?
[10:12] Erika
    Night.
[10:21] Ritsuko
    These kids! Are they mental?!
[10:28] Ritsuko
    Now...
[10:30] Ritsuko
    This is where things get real.
SIGN    Dry
SIGN    Auto
[10:37] Nagi
    It's finally quiet.
[10:49] Erika
    I'm getting thirsty.
[10:51] Erika
    Where's the water?
[10:56] Nagi
    Wh-What...
[10:58] Nagi
    This could be the biggest heart-pounder yet!
[11:28] Erika
    It's kinda lukewarm.
[11:31] Nagi
    Is she half-asleep?!
[11:34] Erika
    Whatever, better than nothing.
[11:39] Erika
    This lid's such a weird shape.
[11:41] Erika
    It won't open!
[11:44] Erika
    Ugh!
[12:11] Erika
    Why is it so salty?
[12:18] Erika
    Oh, hey, there's my bottle!
[12:28] Erika
    I made a mistake.
[12:35] Erika
    I'm used to it now. It's fine.
[12:38] Erika
    Plus, I know you're safe
    as long as you're tied up.
[12:42] Erika
    But you'd better not be a restless sleeper.
[12:45] Nagi
    And you aren't?
[12:47] Erika
    I'm turning the lights off.
[12:57] Nagi
    Amano-san...
[12:59] Erika
    What?
[13:00] Nagi
    I feel like something's
    not right about this situation.
[13:07] Nagi
    Why put us in the same room if she
    wants to keep us away from everyone?
[13:12] Erika
    Isn't it obvious?
[13:16] Erika
    Mom turns everything into entertainment.
[13:19] Erika
    She's just amusing herself
    with this situation.
[13:23] Ritsuko
    That's my girl!
[13:24] Ritsuko
    She totally gets it.
[13:28] Nagi
    That isn't all.
[13:31] Nagi
    She's testing us.
[13:35] Nagi
    To make us a better match.
[13:39] Erika
    I'm not falling for that.
[13:41] Nagi
    Yeah.
[13:44] Ritsuko
    You finally figured it out.
[13:46] Ritsuko
    But you still have two weeks.
[13:49] Ritsuko
    There's no way you'll make it.
[13:52] Ritsuko
    It's only a matter of time
    until Erika comes crying to me.
SIGN    Done!
    New song
[14:00] Ai
    That's odd...
[14:02] Ai
    He isn't reading my messages.
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Gi
SIGN    Cha
SIGN    N
SIGN    Na
SIGN    Gi
SIGN    Cha
SIGN    N
SIGN    Hey~
SIGN    Are you asleep?
SIGN    Gi
SIGN    Cha
SIGN    N
SIGN    Hey~
SIGN    Are you asleep?
SIGN    Cha
SIGN    N
SIGN    Hey~
SIGN    Wake up
[14:15] Erika
    Morning.
[14:18] Nagi
    Huh?
[14:21] Erika
    I'm already done with breakfast.
[14:24] Erika
    Have them take it away after you're done.
[14:30] Nagi
    Bread...
[14:33] Nagi
    I prefer rice for breakfast.
[14:38] Erika
    You're always like this.
[14:40] Erika
    You say you'll eat anything,
    but when I say, "Pizza," you're like...
[14:44] Nagi
    Pizza? I dunno...
[14:45] Erika
    Every time.
[14:48] Nagi
    Meanwhile, you say...
[14:49] Erika
    Don't want katsudon.
[14:51] Nagi
    And then you're like...
[14:52] Erika
    More!
[14:54] Erika
    I know you're holding a
    full-on recital in the bath.
[14:59] Nagi
    I know you do a weird wiggly
    dance in the living room.
[15:10] Erika
    This is so petty.
[15:12] Nagi
    I guess.
[15:17] Erika
    I'm starting to feel like we'll make it.
[15:21] Nagi
    I hope so.
[15:26] Erika
    Mom probably thinks I'm about to start banging
    on the door and begging her to let me out.
[15:33] Erika
    If she thinks she's going to get
    her way, she's totally wrong.
[15:38] Erika
    Whether I fall in love with you or not,
[15:43] Erika
    either way, I'm deciding for myself!
[15:47] Ritsuko
    So that's what happened.
[15:49] Erika
    Mom, look at this!
[15:51] Ritsuko
    Erika's changed since she met Nagi-kun.
[15:52] Erika
    Mom, buy me this!
[15:54] Erika
    Mom!
[15:57] Erika
    Mom!
[15:58] Erika
    Mom!
[16:03] Ritsuko
    I'm not letting you take Erika!
[16:08] Ritsuko
    Change of plans!
SIGN    Practice proofs
     Given a right triangle ABC, let Q be the intersection
    between two line segments AO and BP drawn to edges
    BC and AC respectively.
     Prove that when angle BQO = 60 degrees, BO=CP.
[16:15] Hiro
    Good. You passed.
[16:17] Sachi
    Yay!
[16:19] Hiro
    You're working so hard.
[16:22] Hiro
    You finished all your homework, too.
[16:24] Sachi
    My teacher at school said I'm doing good, too.
[16:26] Sachi
    That my grades went up over the summer.
[16:30] Sachi
    Thanks to you, Hiro-san.
[16:33] Hiro
    Yeah.
[16:36] Hiro
    Umino-kun and Erika-chan
    skipped school today.
[16:42] Sachi
    Ah... About that...
[16:46] Hiro
    Wow, so that's what happened.
[16:49] Hiro
    No wonder they aren't at school.
[16:52] Sachi
    I think it's her mom's doing.
[16:55] Sachi
    Though...
[16:58] Hiro
    It's none of my business, I guess.
[17:04] Ritsuko
    Good day, both of you.
[17:07] Erika
    Mom?!
[17:08] Ritsuko
    How are you enjoying your imprisonment?
[17:13] Erika
    I could keep it up for a century.
[17:15] Ritsuko
    I'm glad to hear it.
[17:17] Ritsuko
    But you know, you're a boy, Nagi-kun.
[17:20] Ritsuko
    You must be approaching your limit.
[17:23] Nagi
    Limit for what?
[17:25] Ritsuko
    I mean, Erika's got such a cute face,
    and her body's developed beyond her age.
[17:31] Ritsuko
    You couldn't be blamed for being rock-hard.
[17:34] Erika
    Rock-hard?!
[17:36] Nagi
    Relax. She's testing us.
[17:39] Erika
    Right. I forgot.
[17:41] Nagi
    We're fine.
[17:43] Nagi
    We were living together before, too.
[17:45] Erika
    Anyway, Mom, what do you want?
[17:49] Ritsuko
    I thought the two of you might be bored, so...
SIGN    Momma Quiz!!
[17:52] Ritsuko
    Ta-da!
[17:53] Ritsuko
    I'm gonna host a quiz for you!
[17:56] Erika
    What? What?
[17:57] Nagi
    Is it that exciting for you?
[17:59] Ritsuko
    The winner will get anything
    they currently want!
[18:02] Nagi
    I'm down!
[18:04] Ritsuko
    Okay, question one.
[18:06] Ritsuko
    What's this?
[18:09] Erika
    That's our reception room.
[18:13] Erika
    Yo, yo, yo!
[18:15] Erika
    Erika in da house!
[18:18] Erika
    Listen up, y'all, Erika the Rapper's da bomb!
[18:22] Erika
    Super dorbs world domination,
    no baddy is gonna get
[18:27] Erika
    in the way of Erika's quest for world peace!
[18:30] Erika
    Rich or poor, you're all in! Yo!
[18:34] Erika
    End me.
[18:36] Ritsuko
    Who's that?
[18:38] Nagi
    I never knew you were da bomb rapper.
[18:41] Erika
    Stop!
[18:43] Ritsuko
    Nagi-kun's correct!
[18:45] Nagi
    Nice!
[18:46] Nagi
    But why that footage?
[18:49] Ritsuko
    Okay, next question.
[18:51] Ritsuko
    What do all of these people have in common?
[18:57] Erika
    These are all the tutors I fired.
[19:01] Ritsuko
    Erika's right!
[19:02] Nagi
    What the hell?!
[19:04] Erika
    They couldn't keep up with me, that's all.
[19:07] Ritsuko
    Final question!
[19:10] Ritsuko
    What is this a picture of?
[19:12] Erika
    No more!
[19:15] Nagi
    Wait, Amano-san...
[19:17] Nagi
    You totaled a car?!
[19:19] Ritsuko
    Correct, Nagi-kun!
[19:22] Ritsuko
    Back when she was ten,
[19:24] Ritsuko
    Erika snuck out with the keys when we weren't
    looking, started the engine, and took off.
[19:30] Erika
    I was just trying to run away from home.
[19:32] Nagi
    When you were ten?!
[19:37] Nagi
    So that's what this is about.
[19:40] Ritsuko
    She keeps doing things like this.
[19:42] Nagi
    I see.
[19:45] Nagi
    For you to remember stuff like this,
    you must really love Erika-san.
[19:51] Nagi
    I don't know about her past.
[19:54] Nagi
    But...
[19:55] Nagi
    Right now, at least,
    Amano-san is so joyful and bright
[20:00] Nagi
    that I can hardly look straight at her.
[20:04] Nagi
    So I'll look at who she is now,
    not who she was before,
[20:08] Nagi
    and decide whether I want
    to marry her for myself.
[20:19] Ritsuko
    You still piss me off.
[20:22] Nagi
    Do you think she got it?
[20:25] Nagi
    She isn't reacting.
[20:30] Erika
    Hey, what was that about?!
[20:31] Erika
    I'm the one choosing!
[20:33] Nagi
    What? I have a right to choose, too!
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin
[20:41] Hiro
    Is something wrong?
[20:42] Sachi
    Hiro-san, take a look at this.
SIGN    I'll continue investigating
SIGN    Please and thank you
SIGN    I've determined the hotel they're at
SIGN    Sachi-chan, will you come along?
[20:45] Ai
    I've determined the hotel they're at.
[20:49] Ai
    Sachi-chan, will you come along?
[20:55] MIB
    Do you not need to observe them anymore?
[20:57] Ritsuko
    I'm bored of them.
[20:59] Ritsuko
    I still have work at the station.
[21:01] MIB
    Uh-huh...
[21:03] Ritsuko
    I can't believe I see my husband in him.
[21:07] Ritsuko
    He really is our son, isn't he?
SIGN    Reward for the winner of the quiz
[21:11] Nagi
    "Reward for the winner of the quiz."
SIGN    What do you most need right now?
[21:14] Nagi
    "What do you most need right now?"
[21:17] Nagi
    What do I need most right now...
[21:21] Erika
    A tablet, obviously.
[21:24] Erika
    You can subscribe to watch all
    the movies and TV shows you want!
[21:27] Erika
    And you can get apps and games and stuff.
[21:28] Erika
    We can waste all the time in the world!
[21:32] Nagi
    Okay, it's settled.
[21:36] Nagi
    The entire eleventh grade curriculum!
[21:39] Nagi
    I'm getting fired up!
[21:41] Erika
    I've never seen anyone
    get turned on by textbooks.
[21:41] Nagi
    Pant, pant, pant...
[21:51] Nagi
    Who's there?!
[21:55] Nagi
    Wait, Amano-san!
[22:00] Ai
    Ai.
[22:01] Nagi
    Ai-chan?! Why?!
SIGN    Episode 7: It's Ours to Build!
[23:35] Ai
    "It's Ours to Build!"