4 - I See You're All Together

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SIGN    Episode 4: I See You're All Together
[01:36] Erika
    Crap, it's noon already.
[01:43] Ai
    Good morning.
[01:45] Erika
    Ai-chan?!
[01:49] Erika
    Mm... Where's the shampoo?
[01:53] Ai
    To your right.
[02:04] Ai
    The blue one suits you better.
[02:12] Ai
    So you like to pop the yolk.
[02:16] Erika
    What's your deal?!
[02:22] Erika
    You want to challenge me?
[02:24] Ai
    Yes.
[02:25] Erika
    What's going on here?
[02:27] Nagi
    How should I know?
[02:28] Sachi
    She randomly showed up this morning.
[02:31] Ai
    Long story short,
    I'm going to be marrying Nagi-chan.
[02:35] Nagi
    You are?!
[02:36] Sachi
    I never heard about this.
[02:37] Erika
    This is so out of the blue. I'm so confused.
[02:40] Ai
    Well, I'm Nagi-chan's childhood friend.
[02:45] Ai
    I can't have him being engaged.
[02:47] Ai
    Therefore, if I win,
    I will ask you to leave Nagi-chan.
[02:55] Nagi
    Uh... It was our parents that
    decided we'd be engaged.
[03:00] Nagi
    It wasn't what we wanted.
[03:02] Erika
    All right. I accept your challenge.
[03:08] Nagi
    Amano-san?!
[03:09] Nagi
    Do you mean you and I are...
[03:11] Erika
    This isn't about you.
[03:13] Erika
    I'm just tired of being followed around!
[03:16] Erika
    If I win, you will never
    come near this house again.
[03:19] Ai
    Understood.
[03:21] Nagi
    Erm, may I?
[03:26] Ai
    A darts duel?
[03:28] Erika
    Yup. We can't exactly start
    wailing on each other, right?
[03:31] Ai
    Right. It would affect my work.
[03:34] Ai
    This'll be a good opportunity
    to get to know each other.
[03:38] Ai
    Allow me.
[03:39] Erika
    Okay, first off...
[03:41] Erika
    What is your work, then, Ai-chan?
[03:42] Nagi
    What is this, baseball?!
[03:44] Nagi
    And she's a southpaw?!
[03:49] Ai
    I sing. Online.
[03:53] Sachi
    I don't even know where to begin.
[03:55] Erika
    Oh, really?
[03:57] Erika
    I post photos, too.
[04:00] Sachi
    Second pitch.
[04:01] Erika
    So are you going to be transferring
    to our school after summer break?
[04:08] Ai
    I won't.
[04:09] Ai
    I entered college when I was thirteen.
[04:12] Ai
    I've already graduated.
[04:14] Erika
    Is that even a thing?!
[04:16] Ai
    It's not uncommon overseas.
[04:18] Nagi
    Right, you did say something about
    being invited to some amazing institute.
[04:24] Sachi
    I should ask her to help me with studying.
[04:27] Ai
    Third pitch.
[04:28] Erika
    Okay... What do you like so much about
    Nagi-kun that made you want to marry him?
[04:36] Sachi
    She missed!
[04:40] Ai
    Go ahead.
[04:41] Erika
    You aren't answering?!
[04:43] Ai
    I missed, after all.
[04:45] Erika
    What kind of rule is that?
[04:49] Erika
    Here I go.
[04:51] Nagi
    She's securing her elbow!
[04:53] Sachi
    Something's about to happen.
[04:55] Ai
    Okay... Do you honestly
    intend to marry Nagi-chan?
[05:01] Erika
    That's your first question?!
[05:04] Ai
    Well, do you?
[05:05] Erika
    I do not. I'm going to choose
    my own marriage partner.
[05:09] Ai
    Mm-hmm.
[05:12] Ai
    Okay, next.
[05:16] Ai
    Have you had sex with Nagi-chan?
[05:20] Ai
    You have.
[05:21] Erika
    I have not!
[05:22] Erika
    But...
[05:24] Erika
    I've seen his genitals.
[05:25] Ai
    So have I, though it was before his
    secondary sex characteristics developed.
[05:30] Nagi
    Please stop this!
[05:33] Ai
    Okay, final question.
[05:36] Ai
    Do you love Nagi-chan or do you hate him?
[05:41] Erika
    What kind of question is that?!
[05:43] Ai
    It's my question.
[05:46] Erika
    I feel neither way about him.
[05:48] Ai
    How about this, then?
[05:53] Ai
    If you nail the next throw, you love him.
[05:58] Sachi
    She's missed every throw until now.
    Why would she hit it this time?
[06:07] Ai
    I don't even need to see how you did.
[06:10] Ai
    My number one enemy...
[06:15] Ai
    is Sachi-chan.
[06:18] Nagi
    Why?!
[06:19] Sachi
    Don't ask me!
[06:22] Nagi
    Hang on...
[06:28] Ai
    I've gotten a read on the situation.
[06:30] Ai
    I'll be returning home now.
[06:36] Nagi
    Hang on, Ai-chan!
[06:38] Nagi
    Amano-san, take care of Sachi for me!
[06:42] Sachi
    Take care of me how, exactly?
[06:46] Erika
    Why would you be her
    number one enemy, though?
[06:50] Sachi
    Ai-chan's always been a little different.
[06:56] Nagi
    I'm possessed by fate?
[06:59] Ai
    Yup.
[07:01] Nagi
    Incorrect. I'm confronting fate.
[07:05] Ai
    It appears to me like
    you're flailing desperately.
[07:09] (Flashback) Erika
    You're my fiancé, aren't you?
[07:12] (Flashback) Hiro
    I'm... engaged.
[07:14] (Flashback) Sachi
    You aren't getting married, Onii!
[07:18] Nagi
    You think so?
[07:20] Ai
    Let me tell you
[07:22] Ai
    about the swamp that is
    the fate you're neck-deep in.
[07:28] Nagi
    What swamp?
[07:32] Nagi
    Oh, crap!
[07:34] Nagi
    I need to get out or I'm doomed!
[07:36] Ai
    So anxious. So afraid.
[07:41] Erika
    Buck up.
[07:43] Hiro
    You can do this.
[07:44] Sachi
    Don't leave me.
[07:47] Ai
    And so the four of you
    have struggled desperately.
[07:53] Ai
    But you haven't realized...
[07:57] Ai
    that you can stand in this swamp.
[08:01] Ai
    And that you can leave whenever you wish.
[08:07] Nagi
    I would have done that
    a long time ago if I could.
[08:10] Ai
    Let me put it this way, then.
[08:13] Ai
    Why not graduate from your arduous
    fate and move on to the next stage?
[08:19] Ai
    You're seventeen.
[08:21] Ai
    I'm turning eighteen.
[08:24] Ai
    In other words,
    we'll soon be old enough to marry.
[08:29] Nagi
    Sure, but...
[08:30] Ai
    That means you can find happiness
    with me, right this moment!
[08:37] Ai
    In other words...
[08:38] Ai
    I absolutely love you!
[08:47] Nagi
    Thanks.
[08:48] Ai
    Well, I'm heading home.
[08:50] Nagi
    Ai-chan?!
[08:51] Nagi
    Wait!
[08:55] Nagi
    My leg...
[08:57] Nagi
    What's happening to me?
[09:03] Nagi
    A girl...
[09:05] Nagi
    confessed to me for the first time in my life.
[09:14] Nagi
    I never thought this would ever happen to me.
[09:18] Nagi
    My body's burning up.
[09:20] Erika
    Heat stroke, probably.
[09:22] Erika
    You need to eat something, Nagi-kun.
[09:25] Erika
    You're seriously going to collapse.
[09:26] Sachi
    You haven't had anything
    to eat since yesterday.
[09:30] Erika
    Check this out! I boiled some somen!
[09:34] Nagi
    You didn't remove the binding first?
[09:39] Erika
    Man, you're so funny.
[09:42] Erika
    Becoming bedridden
    because you got confessed to.
[09:44] Sachi
    Seriously. You wouldn't even see elementary
    school kids react like that these days.
[09:48] Nagi
    Shut up.
[09:51] Nagi
    So hard.
[09:52] Nagi
    Besides, it was my first
    time experiencing... that.
[09:57] Erika
    Even though you're a serial womanizer?!
[09:58] Sachi
    I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
[10:00] Nagi
    What's wrong with you two?!
[10:03] Sachi
    Confessions, huh?
[10:04] Sachi
    Once you get used to it, you learn
    to run away when you see it coming.
[10:08] Erika
    You start putting serious thought into
    how you should turn them down.
[10:12] Sachi
    I know, right?
[10:16] Nagi
    No!
[10:17] Nagi
    Ai-chan's confession was nothing like
    the casual confessions you two deal with!
[10:23] Nagi
    She's been holding on to it for seven years!
    It was straight from the heart!
[10:27] Erika
    He's beyond hope.
[10:29] Sachi
    It's definitely gotten to him.
[10:31] Erika
    Nagi-kun got confessed to, though.
[10:34] Sachi
    Ai-chan confessed to him.
[10:37] Erika
    I'm gonna boil some more somen.
[10:40] Sachi
    I'll make some soup base.
[10:44] Nagi
    I never would have thought a confession
    would make someone feel this way.
[10:50] (Flashback) Nagi
    I'm attracted to you.
[10:53] (Flashback) Nagi
    Please go out with me.
[10:57] Nagi
    I wonder if Segawa-san felt this way.
[11:01] (Flashback) Hiro
    No more secrets, okay?
[11:05] Hiro
    Umino-kun, what do you mean,
    a girl confessed to you?
[11:11] Nagi
    I kinda want to see Segawa-san like that!
[11:14] Nagi
    Nay, I need to put her at ease.
[11:20] Hiro
    There we go.
[11:22] Hiro
    Huh? Umino-kun?
[11:24] Nagi
    Heya.
[11:25] Hiro
    Is something wrong with you?
[11:27] Nagi
    Well, you see...
[11:29] Hiro
    Could you move? You're in the way.
[11:31] Nagi
    Sorry!
[11:35] Hiro
    Our shrine's hosting a
    festival starting tomorrow.
[11:40] Nagi
    That sounds rough.
[11:44] Hiro
    I've been put in charge starting this year.
[11:46] Hiro
    I'm busy all day.
[11:48] Nagi
    Indeed.
[11:51] Hiro
    So, what did you want to talk about?
[11:54] Nagi
    I totally forgot!
[11:58] Nagi
    It's not a big deal.
[12:01] Hiro
    Oh, could you leave that
    at the bottom of the tower?
[12:06] Hiro
    Oh, sorry. What was it?
[12:09] Nagi
    It's not not a big deal, maybe.
[12:15] Nagi
    So anyway, that was the first time
    I was ever confessed to.
[12:20] Nagi
    It made me a bit giddy,
    given that she's a childhood friend.
[12:26] Nagi
    Actually, it made my heart skip a beat.
[12:33] Hiro
    Yeah?
[12:38] Nagi
    How is that, Segawa-san?
[12:40] Nagi
    You must be flustered about now!
[12:43] Nagi
    Did I overdo it?!
[12:45] Nagi
    Oh, well, my heart did skip a beat,
    but my feelings for you haven't changed.
[12:54] Nagi
    So anyway, I just wanted to put you at ease.
[12:59] Hiro
    It's so hot.
[13:01] Hiro
    But, wow, this knife cuts so well.
[13:10] Hiro
    I guess I'll just have to kill you.
[13:15] Hiro
    Nah.
[13:17] Hiro
    Oh, right.
[13:18] Hiro
    I was just about to contact you.
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Shrine
    Summer Heat Festival
    Bon Dance (6 PM to 9 PM rain or shine)
     Annual Event
    Prominent artist to perform!!
     Summer Music Festival
     Exquisite Gourmet x Productivity Festival
[13:26] Hiro
    The festival is tomorrow.
[13:27] Hiro
    I hope you come with Erika-chan
    and Sachi-chan and that girl.
[13:45] Erika
    Look, look! Is that the tower?
[13:47] Sachi
    It looks like a live concert stage.
[13:50] Sachi
    Bon dances these days go all-out.
[13:52] Nagi
    I couldn't bring myself to invite Ai-chan.
[13:59] Ai
    I see you're all together.
[14:03] Sachi
    Ai-chan? Why are you here?
[14:05] Ai
    I heard it's a famous festival,
    so I decided to come.
[14:09] Nagi
    It is?
[14:12] Ai
    I haven't been to a festival
    in Japan in a long time.
SIGN    Chocolate Bananas
SIGN    Corn On the Cob
[14:14] Ai
    I'm excited.
[14:16] Ai
    Especially... when I can
    be here with Nagi-chan!
[14:19] Nagi
    Sorry, Ai-chan...
[14:20] Nagi
    Could you give me some space for a second?
[14:29] Hiro
    Umino-kun, you made it.
[14:31] Nagi
    Er, uh...
[14:35] Nagi
    This is my classmate, Segawa-san.
[14:38] Nagi
    This is my childhood friend, Ai-chan.
[14:41] Nagi
    I hope you two get along, yeah?
[14:46] Hiro
    Nice to meet you.
[14:48] Ai
    Nice to meet you, too.
[14:50] Nagi/Erika/Sachi
    They aren't smiling.
[14:52] Nagi
    If worse comes to worst,
    I may have to risk my life to stop them.
[14:56] Erika
    Well, I guess the five of us
    can walk around, then!
[14:59] Sachi
    Are you serious?!
[15:00] Hiro
    Sorry, I have to deliver the greeting speech.
[15:03] Erika
    You do?!
[15:04] Hiro
    By the way, Ai-san...
[15:08] Hiro
    You'll be in the cosplay event, I'm assuming.
[15:12] Ai
    I will, then.
[15:14] Nagi
    Cosplay?
[15:15] Erika
    You didn't know, Nagi-kun?
[15:17] Sachi
    Look at all this stuff.
[15:19] Hiro
    Yes...
SIGN    Meguro Myoujin Shrine
    Cosplay Contest
[15:21] Hiro
    One of the attractions of this festival
    is the open cosplay contest!
[15:25] Hiro
    The grand prize is a pair
    of amusement park tickets!
[15:29] Hiro
    And Umino-kun is a judge!
[15:34] Hiro
    See you then!
[15:37] Nagi
    Me? A judge?!
[15:39] Erika
    There's no way I'm not
    entering a cosplay contest!
[15:42] Hiro
    I'm gonna win.
[15:44] Sachi
    Amusement park! I wanna go!
[15:46] Ai
    I must impress Nagi-chan!
[15:48] Nagi
    This can only end in disaster.
[15:53] Hiro
    Have you prepared the thing
    I messaged you about yesterday?
[15:57] Hiro
    You both understand, don't you?
[16:01] Yonezawa
    The time has come!
[16:03] Yonezawa
    One of the main events of the night,
    the cosplay contest, is about to begin!
[16:08] Yonezawa
    Perhaps it's because we
    have big guests lined up,
[16:12] Yonezawa
    but there's a huge media presence here!
[16:14] Yonezawa
    I'm your host, Yonezawa, from the
    Megurogawa Academy Radio Club!
[16:20] Takahashi
    And I'm Takahashi!
[16:24] Yonezawa
    Judging the costumes
    will be these three here...
[16:27] Shion
    Yay!
[16:29] Yonezawa
    ...and the cheers of you, the audience!
[16:34] Shion
    Nagi!
[16:36] Shion
    Long times! Hiro-chan invited me,
    so like, here I am!
[16:42] Nagi
    Don't you think this is
    a bit heavy on nepotism?
[16:44] Hiro's Mom
    Just cutting costs.
[16:46] Nagi
    Reason aside, why am I a judge, though?
[16:51] Nagi
    Is Segawa-san...
[16:53] Nagi
    in it to win?!
[16:55] Hiro
    I'm always number one!
[16:58] Nagi
    It's bad enough that it's by vote...
[17:01] Erika
    Why didn't you choose me?!
[17:03] Sachi
    Die.
[17:04] Ai
    I hate you!
[17:06] Nagi
    I have to choose just one! This is hell!
[17:09] Takahashi
    All right, Contestant Number One, go ahead!
[17:15] Yonezawa
    What's this? A bunny kigu?!
[17:18] Yonezawa
    The concept of cosplay is being
    challenged from the get-go!
[17:21] Yonezawa
    The audience can't hide its disapproval!
[17:24] Nagi
    That has to be Amano-san!
[17:26] Erika
    How's that, Hiro-chan?
[17:28] Erika
    I wore the outfit, just like I promised!
[17:31] Hiro
    It'll be great if one of us can win!
[17:34] Erika
    Here we go with your competitiveness.
[17:36] Hiro
    The bunny outfit is the way to win!
[17:39] Erika
    Got it!
[17:40] Erika
    The ultimate cosplay!
[17:42] Erika
    Let's do it, then!
[17:44] Erika
    It's not a bunny kigu!
[17:46] Erika
    It's a bunny costume!
[17:47] Erika
    I'm gonna win!
[17:52] Nagi
    What made you think that?
[17:54] Erika
    What's wrong?
[17:55] Erika
    Where's the hype?!
[17:58] Yonezawa
    Okay, moving on...
[18:01] Yonezawa
    Contestant Number Two!
[18:03] Nagi
    What's up with Sachi?
[18:03] Takahashi
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, man...
[18:05] Nagi
    That's just her usual look.
[18:07] Yonezawa
    Oh, my! She's cosplaying as a middle schooler!
[18:16] Hiro
    The grand prize is a pair of tickets
    to an amusement park.
[18:19] Sachi
    Want.
[18:20] Hiro
    You'll want a nurse outfit, then!
[18:22] Sachi
    Hrm...
[18:24] Sachi
    How am I supposed to
    prepare that on the day before?!
[18:28] Sachi
    But I want to go to the amusement park!
[18:31] Sachi
    Play with me, Onii-chan.
[18:36] Yonezawa
    This isn't middle schooler cosplay!
[18:38] Yonezawa
    This is the younger sister!
[18:42] Nagi
    She's never shown me that kind of attitude.
[18:46] Yonezawa
    Let's move on.
[18:49] Yonezawa
    Contestant Number Three!
[18:51] Yonezawa
    How could this be?!
[18:54] Nagi
    Not bad, Segawa-san!
[18:57] Yonezawa
    An actual priestess in priestess cosplay!
[19:02] Hiro
    Sheesh...
[19:03] Hiro
    Erika-chan and Sachi-chan were both disasters.
[19:08] Hiro
    I'm gonna have to raise the roof myself!
[19:16] Hiro
    We hope to see you at
    Meguro Myoujin Shrine for your prayers!
[19:24] Nagi
    Segawa-san dancing for real!
[19:26] Yonezawa
    This is beautiful!
[19:28] Yonezawa
    We have another real contender!
[19:30] Shion
    For real, no cap!
[19:37] Nagi
    Ai-chan's the last one left.
[19:40] Nagi
    How's she going to dress up?
[19:42] Hiro
    I'm gonna win!
[19:43] Hiro
    It's already settled!
[19:45] Sachi
    Amusement park... Amusement park...
[19:48] Erika
    It's so hot.
[19:50] Yonezawa
    And now...
[19:52] Takahashi
    Contestant Number Four!
[19:57] Erika
    Huh?
[19:58] Sachi
    That isn't cosplay, is it?
[20:01] Yonezawa
    What do we have here?
[20:03] Yonezawa
    Lolita? Jirai-kei?
[20:06] Ai
    There's something I must apologize for.
[20:11] Nagi
    What?
[20:14] Ai
    I apologize for interrupting your
    viewing of the cosplay contest.
[20:18] Ai
    I'm hereby delivering
    the next event in advance.
[20:24] Hiro
    Huh? Isn't the next event...
[20:43] A
    Wait, what?
[20:44] B
    Isn't this song...
[20:45] C
    I know this song!
[20:47] Hiro
    Mochizuki Ai's... "Arc Fault"?
[20:55] Song
    Ah shì zhèyàng I'm an android girl
[20:58] Song
    Like a curious bit try debug mode
[20:59] Song
    Why fleeting praise meaningless phrase
    keeps coming up as packets lost
[21:03] Song
    Ah shì zhèyàng a Funny now
[21:03] A
    Crap! Video! Video!
[21:04] B
    Is it really her?
[21:05] Song
    But yún wài cāngtiān wonder how
[21:06] C
    What the hell?!
[21:07] Song
    Life playing out on premade routes
    but spark joy does it
[21:11] Song
    Chasin' constant looking for the proof
[21:14] Song
    Iterate Simulate
    Little little little mess
[21:19] Erika
    Isn't this song famous?
[21:19] Song
    Quèshí can you believe
    My logic circuits
[21:21] Sachi
    Yeah.
[21:21] Nagi
    Isn't this the song Segawa-san
    was singing at karaoke?
[21:23] Song
    Cannot compute gotta reboot
    runaway thermals now or never
[21:27] Song
    There's a pointer reading memories of
    something I'm in a kernel panic
[21:30] Song
    Your innocence causing
    a feedback of ego and protection
[21:34] Song
    Lonely Night looking for contact dancin'
    through quantum tunneling
[21:37] Yonezawa
    There's just been an announcement
    on her official channel!
[21:38] Song
    Fully aware it might be fatal ah
[21:42] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    is this what organics call love?
[21:45] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    conscience directives out of control
[21:47] Hiro
    No way...
[21:49] Song
    Qíngkuàng bù miào Hallelujah
    cannot shut down process Soul
[21:53] Song
    Go for broke, go up in smoke, go boom
[21:56] Song
    Bzzt bzzt
[21:58] Yonezawa
    The mysterious singer-songwriter
    Mochizuki Ai has finally shown herself!
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[23:35] Sachi
    "It's My Life, Too!!"